Loading screen goes black

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It's especially bad when using a handheld because every human looks grotesque when viewed from below.

fpbp

>screen cuts to bright white
>get flashbanged by your own tv/monitor

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>not playing with no light sources other than the game screen

Right in the feels.

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>loading screen goes black
>see yourseld in the reflection

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I paid a cute girl at a library 15 dollars to take a picture with me to convince my coworkers I have a girlfriend, even though I'm 23 and have never started a conversation with a woman in my entire life. I'm almost certain they know I'm lying but it's nice to at least indulge in the fantasy of being a guy competent/attractive enough to actually get a girlfriend. I read romance fiction and listen to girlfriend audios to simulate the experience

Pathetic

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Yes, I also saw that comic.

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>screen cuts to white
>see all the shit on my monitor

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>open the window
>see the dust and dirt everywhere

>unzip dick
>realize I forgot to brush it

>screen cuts black
>reflection of screen shows someone behind me
>look behind
>no one is there and there is nothing that could have created the illusion of someone being there
>look back on monitor
>it moved a bit closer

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are you me?

>follow a guide on how to clean lcds
>looks dirtier

>be a kid playing gamecube at 4 am in my room
>screen starts flashing as my dad walks by to leave for work
>light goes under the door so my dad busts in and yells at me

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>let your kid have a tv in his room
>get mad when he stays up all night in front of it

Brilliant parenting.

It's called moderation, retard

>he didn't block the bottom of his door with a blanket

stupid kid lmao

>I paid a cute girl at a library 15 dollars to take a picture with me
>though I'm 23 and have never started a conversation with a woman
did she aproach you and asked you to take a picture together or what?
fake and gay

>used to throw a blanket over myself and my tv so this wouldnt happen
kek

>expecting kids to do anything in moderation when unsupervised

Okay, retard.

tfw full length mirror right next to where i sit. occasionally glimpse myself hunched over, gamer neck, fat rolls looking a total mess. eventually covered it up with a sheet so i dont have to look at disgusting myself

Get a matte screen instead a glossy screen.
Problem solved.

How do I get that for the Nintendo Switch :DDD

>>screen cuts black
>>reflection of screen shows someone behind me
>>look behind
>>see mom and hug her :)
;__;

this nigga gets it.

This used to cause some issues with me when I played DS games back in 08'
But eh, I've worked out and dyed my hair since, I look like a fan lad now rather than a basement dweller.

this but unironically.

Do some sit ups every once in a while

Please delete this image of me

I am literally (You)

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>loading screen goes black
>see your own beautiful visage in the reflection

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>being ugly
i shiggery diggery doo

>Loading screen goes black
>See your dead grandparents watching you in the reflection
Every time. I can't fap like this anymore

I had a tv in my room with a Gamecube when I was younger. No issues since I was a responsible kid. The only time I stayed up super late playing a video game was when Brawl was released for the Wii.

>sneeze on screen
>don't wipe it off

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>loading screen cuts to black
>black Black BLACK

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fpbp

I just want to disappear

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A reminder of the real world

That's why I play in the dark.

>play porn game
>loading screen
>can see my sad self with my penis in my hand
I hate that feeling.

>loading screen goes black
>see myself in reflection
>game pops back up too quickly
>turn off game to go back to looking at my reflection

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Maybe try smiling a bit when masturbating?

Worst happens when masturbating.
>sheer force of shame plummets upon thy dick

FPBP

>Bandai Namco

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>diet and exercise fixed my body and face
>still get this feel when the screen goes black on my eroge

>dyed my hair since, I look like a fan lad n
No, you look like a fag

>that brief moment of terror when you explore a bathroom in game and you see the mirror

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>tfw look like a crackhead criminal because of the dark circles I always have under my eyes
>tfw no one will look at me or if they do they look away instantly

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I also have dark circles around my eyes, but they are darker near my nose so it looks like I have the Eyes of Horus.

Could this guy become handsome or is this an example of someone just screwed due to genetics?

facial reconstruction and plastic surgery exist, so long as you can afford it

Kawaii

Brah looks sad like 90% of the time. My man needs some joy in his life

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I wouldn't be surprised if Cavil has posted here at some point or currently does

Happiness at enjoying a vidya?

Yea Forums what made you realize you were attractive or not?

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it's worse on the DS cause there's double ugly.

>Play shit like Persona to escape my lonely existence
>Just feel jealous of the main character and reminded of what I will never have

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I kinda want to be friends with him but he's a youtuber so there's a discrepancy

And on the 3DS you can see your reflection in 3D.

>screen goes black
>notice imperfections in monitor

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I had a few girls call me handsome but they were really ugly or fat so I took it with a grain of salt.

only the special needs girl was into me

repeatedly sexually molested as a child several times by multiple men. random strangers on drugs keep trying to make conversation with me when I'm in the city. Get casually dry humped with no warning by friends in their rooms as a teenager. I get my butt slapped by my friends and I always hope they're just joking. I'm always afraid to ask for things from strangers because they seem to always say yes and I don't want to be treated like that, I want to be treated like everyone else.

God, why am I so beautiful? You know that movie the 300 when they're like "their beauty is their curse" they're literally talking about me

It's not my fault I'm an 11/10

are you a boi

The fact that despite being friends with a solid 30 guys and being on great terms with nearly every single boy I talked to, the only female friend I've had in my entire life was a 2/10 asian fujoshi in high school was enough for me to realize I wasn't exactly the hottest shit around

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24
>women think like this
day of take back when?

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when i looked into a mirror for the first time