Would you name your kid after a game developer?

>german
>calling americans sissies
okay ahmed von cuckold

op isn't american

He gave a celeb a copy of his son's birth certificate? That's so fucking creepy, this family is going to end up murder suicided by the dad sometime down the road

hideo is a pretty cool name

I feel sorry for that kid.

Did he really give his sons birth certificate to that guy?

Why is there such a cult for Kojima? His last 3 games have been a bit crap.

>alright dad it's about time I move out
>I'm probably gonna need some things like my social security card and birth certificate, you got those?
>what do you mean "no"

That's culture appropriation bro.

>He doesn't know you can get a copy for like 10 bucks
Basedu retardu

The fuck is Kojima supposed to do with that birth certificate? Does this guy expect him to frame it and hang it on his wall or some shit? Probably threw it in the trash a minute later.

I hope the mother's asian because otherwise he is getting bullied for a decade.

>(birth certificate for my son Hideo)
>a spic

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Wouldn't you feel honored if someone named their child after you, and gave you a copy of their certificate

No, I'd get a restraining order immediately

If there was one with relatively neutral name and an impressive track record of good games. Kojimbo has neither of these.

When are people finally going to see Kojima for the hack he is?
When will his ''masterpieces'' finally just flop?
This man has no right to be this high on the ass-eating-from-fans pedestal.

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No, Pietro. I'd be creeped the fuck out. And even if I were honored, it's still so awkard to receive a birth certificate from a complete stranger, like what the fuck are you supposed to do with it?

Is it hid-ay-oh or hid-ee-oh

oidi-o

lmao, is he gonna give him his kid's social security number too?

It’s Hideo, you dumb Anglo

I don’t get it

What if.. what if people just like his games?

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Hideo sounds pretty cool in German. Maybe because it contains "deo" so it sounds more European than it actually is?
In English it just sounds hideous.

>Would you name your kid after a game developer?

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hi-de-o
you fucknuts

Like, whites with weird names are cool, they're the princes of the universe or whatever, but spics with stupid names are retarded.

Give me a good reason why this is any different than naming your kid after an author or a person from history.

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Bernie is a cute name for a girl.

>copy

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Thank god my country has a law that you cant name your child random shit you like

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just gonna jump in here and say i just finished playing mgs1 2 and 3 and wow, they are incredible.

idk why you guys hate hideo, or am i missing a joke here? or is it cause it was a huge team that made mg and he gets all the glory? iunno

>naming your son after a hack
lmao

Yea Forums fucking loved Kojima before V was released and even sent him a massive card signed by everyone. I can only assume V attracted a lot of people that played it just because of the hype and came out hating MGS because it's just not for them.

>white guy names his son Hideo
lol

Imagine how he'll get looked at at school.

>Americans are the biggest sissies. Always a blast when you faggots come to Berlin and realize all the bullshit youre talking doesn't hold any value here and cool bitches get dry as an deserd by your normieness.

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Jesus...

What did he mean by this?

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America didn't enter Berlin during the war.

your mom did though, that's why she gave birth to a nazi faggot like you

Betcha the German women wish they had, a blowie for a pack of smokes sounds better than being raped repeatedly by a pack of slavs

Sure. It's too bad Teddy and Winston were too busy sucking Ivan's dick.

we desperately need the hard times™ to come back

good goy

t. Talula does the hula in Hawaii

Anyone else ever notice how German teenagers/college students are some of the biggest shit-talkers on the internet for some reason?

Every time you see someone sperging the fuck out about Americans online it ends up being some bitter German cunt.

I named my kid Keiji, after Keiji Inafune, the creator of Mega Man

How do you fuck up syllables this bad, user?