There will be a Smash Bros. 5.0 Update video on the 23rd featuring Banjo and Kazooie as the text narrators + new dialogue written by Grant Kirkhope
>overview of their fighter
>alternate costumes are sunglasses and dragon kazooie
>down taunt has dialogue specific to opponent (their stage only)
>new Mii costumes include Mumbo, Rash, Johanna Dark, Creeper
>Gruntilda the Witch boss
>stage has 20 remixed tracks and depending on what track is played the season will change to either summer, fall winter or spring
>5.0 update includes online squad strike, home run contest, online Smashdown mode
There will be a Smash Bros. 5...
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW MANY THREADS DOES UGLY BEAR CUNT NEED?
ZERO
Anyway just a threadly reminder that Banjo is a one time only thing and he’s going to be cut next game.
Just because I want banjo cut doesn’t mean I did or ever will support Steve.
>New dialogue by Grant Kirkhope
Is Grant the fucking director of Banjo-Kazooie now or something?
Stevey stevey cope + seethey
There will be no update video about Banjo. Holy shit just because they showed a “reveal” trailer doesn’t mean your stupid cereal mascot is in the game. The only reveal you’ll be getting is Steven Minecraft
Why does everyone always say “he’s gonna be cut next game” like that’s even a big deal? Hell even if we get a new smash game nothing will EVER top Ultimate and won’t even matter. He got in the best game and nothing you say or do will change that.
FUCK OF CONKER YOU CUNT, AT LEAST STEVE WILL BE IN BEFORE YOU, I DON’T EVEN LIKE STEVE BUT I’D RATHER HAVE HIM OVER SOME OTHER SHIT FROM RARE
It's just stevefags desperately trying to make new narratives, don't bother.
NOT AN ARGUMENT
next game is not only keeping banjo but bringing the chief with him
you know this information is true because i just pulled it out of my ass
NOPE, I DON’T EVEN LIKE STEVE BUT AT LEAST HE HAS A HIGHER CHANCE THAN CHIEF
Next dlc will be steve and in it steve and banjo have a party because there friends
OK but are they going to fucking FINALLY port Rare Replay so I don't have have to dig up an N64, xbox 360, or fish around online for an N64 emulator just to play these games again?
He might as well be, I wouldnt want those other cretins from playtonic touching the bear and bird
>4.0 out not even a whole month
>already going to talk about 5.0, even if not releasing it right after
Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen. It's still another month out to talk about it and that's only if they would actually talk about it before it was even ready for release. Both Hero and Joker released soon after their video, Banjo will be the same.
this is why you know its fake
23rd of this month or next month retard
The 23rd of which month?
Bros, use this image every time this copypasta is used
>Steve isn't even good enough to be the Minecraft Mii costume
This is way to good to be real...
>23rd
Absolute fucking lie. Banjo will drop on September.
unless it actually drops on the 23rd of September this update video
Sneeduary
>creeper gets in before steve, even as a mii costume
>grant kirkhope
>not steve mayles
Is Grant Kirkhope really qualified to write their dialogue?
Post yfw your not a seething stevefag that only says that banjo is getting cut with no real argument whatsoever
>tfw i'd rather be a "portnigger" than a retarded rebootfag
EWWWWW RAREWARE
SCUMMY BRITISH SHIT
Next game will be better than Ultimate. It'll be faster, have more features, AND it won't have ugly bear cunt anymore. Screencap this.
I have indeed bro, let’s toast together the day this happens
Also only 2,3 possibly 4 third party characters, most newcomers are most wanted first party like waluigi Ashley and bandana Dee
>portnigger
While we're on the topic about that, here's my mock up
I don't necessarily think this is what it's gonna look like, but it was fun to make
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW MANY THREADS DOES UGLY BEAR CUNT NEED?
after his decade long absence and the shit we had to deal with up until this point, about 75 more or a good 2 weeks after he's out
oh yeah, that roster
i also did a pass for that
Stevefags are so pathetic that now they only say banjo is getting cut, bro when smash 6 comes out and still has banjo you are going to look like a complete retard (actually you are already a retard)
>most newcomers are most wanted first party
tell me, will we get my boy in, user?
As i said it on last thread, that is really good.
Also here is the template for anyone else to use.
Do you have a single shred of evidence to back up this claim
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK REGULAR STEVEFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU STEVEFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
REIMUFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
GROTESQUE STEVE WINS SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
FUCK 4CHANNEL AND FUCK Yea Forums
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK REIMU NIGGERS
FUCK DOOM NIGGERS
GROTESQUE STEVE IS FUCKING IN DIE NIGGERS
well then, thank you fellow user
>Smash Bros. 5.0 Update video
>When Sakurai said he's not sure if they'll do more presentations for future DLC Fighters
5.0 will be talked about in the inevitable September Direct and you know it
guess it's time for the real steve to clean that mess
Np :)
>Q*bert and earthworm Jim
Based
Did Kirkhope ever even write dialogue? In fact, did he even ever have a major part in anything apart from the music? Besides that it'd be cute but I don't think Nintendo would explain a big update with dialogue boxes.
>bomber-kun finally fucks off and now a new retard is spamming his bait copypasta in every thread
>Johanna
It’s Joanna, and even then
>no Conker
>anything
He sayed that because that’s probably the only time sakurai himself is gonna showcase a character, banjo’s direct will probably be more like joker’s
man i just wanna play as them, i'm bored of everyone on the roster minus ridley
Hey it’s the guy who appreciates being called a portnigger
This is fucking terrible
NOT EVERYDAY YOU DON’T
IT’S INEVITABLE IT WON’T HAVE UGLY BEAR CUNT!
>get to play one of my favorite vidya chars again and shit-stomp youngblood dipshits who play Smash for e-cred & spew discord memes
>Minecraft is now considered one of the ultimate symbols of a pathetically autistic fanbase as well
It feels too good to be true.
Yep, along with a sin and punishment HD
Could you tell me why it’s inevitable, oh that’s right! You don’t have any arguments to back up what you just said
Unlike that other guy, I have no intentions of fucking off, enjoy my company until ugly bear cunt is cut from
Smash
Good thing it’ll never happen
Yes? You know it was just a couple Brits making it up as they went along, right?
You literally put coffee in there only for me. Thanks babe
I don’t have all the evidence yet, but the information will come soon enough
no problemo sexy boy ;)
fuck yeah
>neku
based as fuck
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK REGULAR STEVEFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU STEVEFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
REIMUFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
GROTESQUE STEVE WINS SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
FUCK 4CHANNEL AND FUCK Yea Forums
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK REIMU NIGGERS
FUCK DOOM NIGGERS
GROTESQUE STEVE IS FUCKING IN DIE NIGGER
No problem
Gruntilda isn’t gonna get any rhyming shit. The whole point of that kind of thing is that it’s voiced.
Leon, Chris, Wesker, Nemesis
Ftfy
Have you even played the banjo games? The only things you would need to do that are just 3 voice samples and text
>No Klonoa
>No Shantae
>Adds a shit ton of Pokemon, none of which aren’t humanoids save for Pikachu and Jigglypuff
Its shit.
Cope portnigger
Went ahead and cut some for you, darkstalkers rep would be morrigan and BB would be Ragna
>gardevoir
>not humanoid
I thought Stevefags all died after June 11th.
Is there some program to make one of these or is it just photoshop work
I’m not talking about Banjo I’m talking about the Guidance/Codec/Star Fox shit. The whole point of their existence is the voice acting.
Steveposting technically did die, but all of the steveposters jumped from the sinking ship that was steveposting to the cutfag’s ship
Well i made it in gimp, so yeah, photoshop work as you said
However, there is a roster builder with the template on the internet so you make your own
connorrentz.wixsite.com
>cutting funky kong
>cutting heavy
>cutting cj
>cutting mike jones
this
Cutfags despise stevefags ever after Hard cuts, us cutfags know Steve will never be in
>Cutting Klonoa
>Keeping Agumon
I love when there's unfathomably large rosters like these and they still don't put Sora in
based
Steveposters didn't go anywhere, they still want (You)s, they just are trying to find the optimal bait now that Steve is out. Before it was "real talk?", right now the hot thing is cutfags, but that's already a shaky bait because it relies on insane troll logic and hypothetical statements to make sense.
>Banjo will be cut
>Why, do you have proof?
>My proof is because I said so, lol! cope!
>Okay, whatever
At least with Steveposting you had an actual potential for arguments.
>Banjo won't get in
>Why
>Because Minecraft is getting in instead
>Cue thread long argument about relevancy, fan demand and sales.
turn off the caps.
Us cutfags do have good arguments, it’s just that all the information to support us isn’t out yet, it likely will be as the dlc comes to a close.
>Rare and Microsoft were the easiest to work with
>almost on the same level as Sega.
>LOL BANJO GET CUT YES STEBE WIN
474866298
>I admit, we don't have any proof
>But hypothetically, some proof may come in the future!
Again, no real arguments. Not worth replying to any further, certainly not worth a (You)
Grant only did the music.
>not even Sonic, Megaman or Pacman got the fucking reaction Banjo did.
>LOL THEY'LL CUT HIM
yeah, i wanted them both in from the beginning, arbitrary cuts are retarded.
DK 2.0
Doomguy is already the PC shooter rep
GTA shit shouldnt and will never be in
Eh I just didnt want him
>We have valid arguments, but our information to back up our arguments doesnt exist yet but still trust us alright?
Oh also I forgot to cut ninten
Will he sound like the fun, goofy bear from Kazooie or the annoying edgelord tough guy faggot from Tooie?
sounds like he has both voices
No, ugly bear cunt will be cut for most wanted first party like said.
hat goomba and waluigi will never get in
Yup ;)
Could you tell me why Nintendo would do that when third parties give Nintendo the thing they like (easy money)
Yup ;) I’m sure that info will come. No doubt when all dlc is done Sakurai will be asked what’s next for the series, where he’ll make a little tease for a reboot.
snake and sonic reveal made a far larger splash than banjo
If Ridley and K Rool got in then waluigi and bandana dee are inevitable to get in next
There will be no reboot when Ultimate literally just came out a few months ago. Stop sucking Sakurai's dick and get off that retard train.
They aren't gonna release a new Smash on the same fucking console.
nah nobody cares about hat goomba or waluigi. garbage characters.
They won’t be able to handle all these licenses next game, they’ll get rid of the ones that are the most beneficial, M$ isn’t one of them.
Indeed, and snake was cut before, I certainly feel like Konami and M$ will be the first third party to be removed potential followed by Capcom
Why do people respond to this every time?
Melee is better, the stevefag you’re talking to us a retard though.
Look at fan polls retard
>m-muh polls
nope, nobody cares.
>474868301
lmaoing @ your life
Melee is not better
>Klaymen (The Neverhood)
>Jennifer (Clock Tower)
>Plague Knight (Shovel Knight)
>Fish (Nuclear Throne)
>Ayumi Tachibana (Famicom Detective Club)
>Parin (Gurumin)
>Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
>Hatsune Miku
Thanks Epik XD
based
Banjo is never getting cut cope, dilate and have sex
Stevoids trying this hard
Thanks Epik XD
Well before this thread dies I’m just gonna say, banjo is never getting cut and Stevoids have shit in their brains
Banjo is getting cut cope, dilate and have sex
Well before this thread dies I’m just gonna say, banjo is obviously getting cut and cutfags/rebootfags have good knowledge in their brains
Based
Cringe
SEE. THING.
>Banjo and Kazooie as the text narrators
GUH HUH HO HUH HO ARH HO HUH ARH HO
CRAW KA KAW KAW KAK KAW CRAW CRAW KAW KAK
BOH HUH GUH HO HUH
CRAW CRAW KAW KAK KAK CRAW KAK KAW
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK REGULAR STEVEFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU STEVEFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
GROTESQUE STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
REIMUFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
GROTESQUE STEVE WINS SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
(((MODS))) = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
FUCK 4CHANNEL AND FUCK Yea Forums
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK REIMU NIGGERS
FUCK DOOM NIGGERS
GROTESQUE STEVE IS FUCKING IN DIE NIGGERS
>I HAVE CAPS ON SO I LOOK LIKE I'M RIGHT AND NOT RETARDED
Keep reeing fagola.
Keep crying bitch ni**a
Whatever
>Just because I want banjo cut doesn’t mean I did or ever will support Steve.
Why the fuck you lying Stevefag?
Based as FUCK user, nice one
>new dialogue written by Grant Kirkhope
Fuck you faggot, Chris Sutherland wrote the dialogue STOP LYING TO ME ABOUT BANJO AND KAZOOIE
Feels pretty OKEHY, man.
>Banjo and Kazooie as text narrators
>Bottles pops up, tells Banjo & Kazooie that they can't just go charging into something as big as Smash Bros without some practice first, especially after being out of the game for eleven years.
>Bottles gives a tutorial on how their moves work, Spiral Mountain and the new costumes.
>Grunty shows up and shit-talks them, explains how her boss fight works and that she's joined a new team, the boss rush mode team.
>down taunt has dialogue specific to opponent (their stage only)
That would be cool as shit ala how Joker has unique victory screens depending on what music plays on Mementos.
>Gruntilda the Witch boss
Fuck yeah! I found it odd how she was floating around in the Spiral Mountain stage plus the bridge leading to her lair that definitely didn't look like it was part of aforementioned stage.
>stage has 20 remixed tracks and depending on what track is played the season will change to either summer, fall winter or spring
20 tracks seems a bit much for a DLC add-on. More like 8-13 tracks.
>5.0 update includes online squad strike, home run contest, online Smashdown mode
Don't give a fuck about Online. Home Run Contest very much needs to make its return tho...
>ANOTHER
>GODDAMN
>BANJO
>THREAD
Jesus Christ, give it a break already! It's like you're asking for Stevefags to derail your thread at this point!
Melee is terrible
>fox vs marth on final destination!!
literally for sub 95IQ retards
I've waited 10 years for new Banjo discussion, not stopping ANYTIME soon
It's a shame that they're apparently running under-budget on the presentation, because this would be a great way to introduce Banjo & Kazooie's moveset.
Retard, stop assuming everyone who didn’t want banjo in/ wants him cut is Steve
Based banjobro
>creeper
>game grumps watching zoomer OP thinks grant kirkhope was entirely responsible for making everything in banjo-kazooie
>Just because I want banjo cut doesn’t mean I did or ever will support Steve.
I like how you feel you have to specify that every time you post this shit, but it doesn't stop you from looking like a faggot.
>Grant Kirkhope
Stopped reading right there. Grant only did the music, and maybe some of the voices. That's it. That's like saying John Williams made Star Wars.
These daily banjofag threads should be considered spam and removed at this point desu
>perfect roster
>no fawful
Why do you insist on replying to such obvious bait? It only derails the thread.
hoes mad
Sauce on that user? Haven't heard anything myself so I just want to know.
Thanks Epik XD
>It's Banjofags fault for wanting to talk and speculate about their favorite character being in Smash and possible future Banjo-Kazooie projects on the board for video games.
>Not the shitposters who cling to them desperately for (You)s
The weeks leading up Hero had tons of threads devoted to them, we aren't going to go away or stay quiet just because shitposters decided to latch onto us. They can cope, just like everyone else. Besides, Steveposters will raid our threads whether they are daily, monthly or annually, smashed related or not, it makes no difference.
Postly reminder that Banjo is IN and there's nothing you can do about it.
If you're lucky Banjo will be cut from the next Smash game in 5+ years. Until then, keep COPING.
It’s going to have text bubbles too retard
>Textleak
Lol it's nothing.
That’s my intentions you nigger, if I can’t stop these banjofags threads then I’ll do whatever the fuck I can to derail them even if that means getting stevefags invlolved
We’re saying this because it’s true
Retard
I look forward to derailing as many threads of yours as I can
HOES MAD
They apparently didn't have a lot of money to do a fancy introduction for Hero, so Sakurai just played the game himself and demonstrated his moves that way: youtube.com
It actually kinda legitimately bums me out that we haven't been able to have a comfy Banjo thread in a while without falseflaggers derailing it into some autistic steve vs. banjo nonsense. The best Banjo threads were the ones we had in the days following his reveal, when people were earnestly discussing the games and talking about what Banjo stuff they'd like to see in Smash. There were even a few people who were playing and enjoying Kazooie and Tooie for the first time.
Will this insincere rosterfag bullshit eventually pass or are threads about my favorite series gonna be tainted forever?
>474877212
As if that matters to me, our threads have been getting derailed since last year. We are used to it by now, we outlasted Steveshitters, we'll outlast you too.
Exactly 5 years to tie in with Super Smash Bros. Franchises 25th anniversary, where hard cuts are inevitable including ugly bear cunt.
No it’s not you faggot
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
>when i say something, i mean something completely different
With me around you’ll never get a comfy ugly bear cunt thread again until he’s cut from smash which is inevitable so I assure you, you’ll get your comfy ugly bear cunt threads back one day.
Nope I’ll outlast you it’s inevitable
All Stevefags did was shout "DIS IS NOT OVAH, BEARS!"
Man, the shitposting was funny before the reveal, but this is just sad now. Fuck's sake, you talk like it's your first day here.
You mean exactly like Christopher Walken in Country Bears?
This would be my dream but it's sakurai we're talking about. You'll get your stage character 5 spirits 3 generic Mii costumes and 10 non remix tracks with still no indication who the next fighter is and you will like it 5.99 please understand
HOES MAD
Thanks Epik XD
How is the shock jump going to work mid air? Will the pad just spawn mid air? Will it have a wind box?
>Online Squad Strike
See that shit should've been day one but I'll give them a pass because Nintendo was just knocking it out the park with all the new fighter picks in Ultimate
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
Hah, jokes on you, faggot! I bought the fighter's pass, so I essentially bought him for $4.99! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW???
You already posted that. If you're going to be such a thorn in everyone's side, at least be original about it.
Hnnngggggg! Too bad this won't happen
Woah, deja vu.
You really shouldn't, the online is extremely under cooked for Ultimate.
Soon
you bet your fucking ass Microsoft pushed for it. It's up to whether Nintendo obliged
Discord tranny copypasta, they're fishing for Yea Forums user IPs, don't join that discord.
>I don't think Nintendo would explain a big update with dialogue boxes.
Of course not, it'll be Bottles explaining it
@474879214
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I fucking wish, but if Hero's presentation is anything to go by, it'll just be Sakurai explaining everything again.
>new Mii costumes include Mumbo, Rash, Johanna Dark
>Creeper
Thats how I figured out it was fake. Banjo is getting release in fall and we didn't get a Hero video until less than a week before his release. Same with Joker retard
HOES MAD
Imagine being so bored you decide to dox random people on the internet for no reason under the guise of committing suicide.
As much as I'd rather see Doomguy, I think Master Chief has a bigger profile in Japan, even if it's only slightly. He's the mascot of one of the big 3 consoles, at least, even if it is the least popular among the Japanese.
Nope never ever, they’d obviously pick doom guy/slayer since y’know he actually has ties to Nintendo
It will probably be like Sonic or Megamans, drops and hits opponents. But a part of me wishes they'd make it like Pac-Man, summon a platform that Banjo-Kazooie can either stand on, or shatter by charging a Shock Spring Jump, just to mix it up. Only problem is that an Up-B like that would probably break the game.
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
ALSO CURSED IMAGE
HOES MAD
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
HOES MAD
Prostitiutes Infuriated!
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
Scandalous women upset
They're in!
HOES MAD
Can you say repetition?
Can you say repetition?
Can you say repetition?
Can you say repetition?
Can you say repetition?
Can you say repetition?
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
Whores incensed.
>Only problem is that an Up-B like that would probably break the game.
Doubly so seeing as he can act out of it like Snake's up special. I can see it shattering after use akin to the timed flight pads from the game, but the idea of dropping shock pads on people trying to recover is too good to pass up.
sayce PLEASE
from miyamoto himself
HOW FUCKING UGLY NO WONDER I CALL HIM UGLY BEAR CUNT
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
Perhaps the last one was done to save on budget money to make the next one more grandiose. I personally want Jon Lovitz to narrate it since he voiced the demo tape for Banjo-Kazooie in the 90's.
HOES MAD
Hey, you're no Mona Lisa yourself, pal.
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
HOES MAD
>dialogue written by Grant Kirkhope
Autistic zoomers can't even bother to learn a little before shitposting.
EWWWW RAREWARE
SCUMMY BRITISH SHIT
>cutfag ((ship))
>tendies still thinking cuts aren't inevitable considering the licensing mess
HOES MAD
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
ALSO COPE
is this a bot
isn't there a filter for duplicate replies to prevent this kinda of shit
It would be busted, and admittedly funny, they'd be the new kings of edgeguarding.
>Knock someone off stage
>Chase after them, summon a pad to stand on
>Shield any aerial, fuck them up with an F-Smash/tilt off-stage before Up-Bing and using Wonderwing/Double Jump to get back to stage.
Hey, we're getting in a rut.
Thanks bro, glad to know there are other people who know that cutting third party seems pretty inevitable next smash game
>ugly bear cunt user is also the anti crashfag
Not a big surprise.
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN HOES MAD
I wouldn’t have mind if it was crash first, but the ugly bear cunt had to be the chosen cereal mascot. Because of this I became an anti-crashfag.
;)
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN GET A GUN AND PULL THE TRIGGER AGAINST YOUR FOREHEAD, COCKSUCKING NIGGER
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.
HOES MAD
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW YOUR LIFE STORY
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
I won’t lie, this image is kinda cute
>CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN kung pow penis
>Banjo in 3 DAYS
FUCKING PLEASE BE REAL
He’s probably referring to September 23
It’s a smash text leak on Yea Forums, they’re never real
>cope
is that the only thing that comes out of your mouth?
HOES MAD
Obviously not, have you seen the number of times they posted
>CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
>banjo Mario reunited
AND STOP WITH THESE CUTE IMAGES, THIS REUNION SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED
HOES MAD
>CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
This could actually become a meme
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
THIS REUNION WAS NEVER MEANT TO HAPPEN...I JUST WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME AND STOP IT
If it does, I'm glad I could be here to witness it's inception.
HOES MAD
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
AFTER BANJO’S TERRIBLE REVEAL TRAILER THE DH DOG IS HIS MORTAL ENEMY, THE DOG IS SCARED OF BANJO, THEY WOULD NEVER GET ALONG
HOES MAD
To be fair, the dog started it.
CARRY ME SET ME FREE TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY. ILL MAKE IT THROUGH PROVE IT TO YOU. FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
BACK WITH THE CUTE IMAGES, STOP!
Cringe
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN Sneed.
HOES MAD, WE’RE NOT STOPPING IF YOU DON’T STOP TOO
>WE’RE NOT STOPPING IF YOU DON’T STOP TOO
He's right, it's a very vicious cycle.
HOES MAD
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
SERIOUSLY STOP IT WITH THESE CUTE IMAGES, IT’S A REUNION THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED, STOP MAKING IT CUTE
CRINGE
This entire thread is just
>CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
>HOES MAD
>CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
>HOES MAD
>CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
>HOES MAD
>CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
>HOES MAD
>CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF
>HOES MAD
I mean, it's funny now, but if it doesn't stop soon, it'll get very tiresome.
HOES MAD
HOES MAD, DON’T SAY WE DIDN’T WARNED YOU
Chris probably did some. All those cheeky lads pitched in. Gregg said they didn't write a script in advance, just winged it.
CRINGE
>just winged it.
Carlos outing himself.
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF!
STOP WITH THESE REUNION PICTURES, IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE, JUST LET ME GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP IT!
Tell hoes mad to stop, then I’ll stop, idgaf if I started it
The original Animal Crossing game was on the N64.
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF!
Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN
CARRY ON, AND WHEN I SAY CARRY ON I MEAN FUCK OFF!
Hark, for such grandiosity cannot be abated without due tribulation by the correct manner of courtly procedure. You stake such claims, most excruciating in your bothersome and tepid incantations, spewing your innocuous yet somewhat frustrating drivel into the stratosphere of intellectual debate. You see, only the more intelligent beings, of which I’m afraid the toils and tribulations of scientific merit have proven, are capable of broaching such esoteric debate of anime in a dignified and cognitive dimension. Alas, it seems the contumacious dogs cannot hope to reach these swirling miasmas of turgid thoughts and scintillating discussion, and so must, be their inferior nature, loudly and extravagantly emit their brainless and unwanted thoughts into a higher dimension of debate. Well, 'tis thine lucky day, dog, as the gods of Olympus high have taken notice of your perfidious and thoughtless ramblings. You have managed to irk them somewhat in your crusade of misinformed drivel, which you propel into a temple to the mind, such a place beyond your understanding, and yet sullied by your foul words. Yes, we have taken notice, and we say silence. Silence, dog, and worship your gods.
FUCK OFF MUMBO JUMBO, nobody invited you and cares about you, just drop dead like ugly bear cunt!
Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough
Ok then Mr. dictionary. It isn't wung or wang.
>english.stackexchange.com
Ancient shit I don’t care about
Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough
See
FUCK OFF MUMBO JUMBO, nobody invited you and cares about you, just drop dead like ugly bear cunt!
Foolish child. You shall learn today. Kneel.
Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough
Jeez put a freaking shirt on, nobody wants to see that ugly bear chest of yours ugly bear cunt
Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough
Nobody wants to see your ugly face, either, but I'm not telling you to put a paper bag on your head.
FUCK OFF MUMBO JUMBO, nobody invited you and cares about you, just drop dead like ugly bear cunt!
Oh great, everybody in this thread is a broken record, now.
FUCK OFF MUMBO JUMBO, nobody invited you and cares about you, just drop dead like ugly bear cunt!
Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough ( I think I just invented a brand new form of shitposting, MUMBO POSTING)
Child
FUCK OFF MUMBO JUMBO, nobody invited you and cares about you, just drop dead like ugly bear cunt!
Someone was already doing that before E3. Plus there were Grunty rhymes which I had fun doing.
HAG
>Gruntilda was a Stevefag
Nah, if you were paying attention Grunty saw Steve as a common enemy. Just like everyone else rightfully did.
But they both hate Banjo, and the saying always goes "The enemy of my enemy is my ally".
Post insulting rhymes for Smash fighters and your hopeful inclusions.
>Some plumber with a gut is trying to win!
>Don't shake his hand: you don't know where that's been!
NO, WE ARE NOT TURNING THIS INTO A GRUNTY
RHYME THREAD AGAIN
No way. Steve was standing in the way of her own possible representation. She might not like Banjo, but the love she has for herself as well as her adoring fans greatly outweighs that.
>Banjo is in smash
>Now Grunty suddenly feels missing from the roster
Why couldn't Nintendo just fucking hold on to the IP!!!!!
I think the most fascinating thing about dedicated shitposters is how they're often motivated by a feeling of disdain towards people who are invested in anything, but they themselves end up invested in their own shitposting to the point that they hope it comes to fruition in some way.
This one is machine and nerve and has its mind concluded.
This one is but flesh and faith and is the more deluded.
concubines ruffled
>>grant kirkope
nigga what
Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough
I have a feeling this will be one of the few times I buy Mii costumes. Especially if there's Steve and Master Chief.
I am not 12 anymore so I don't particularly care.
Calling it right now, if there’s going to be a second banjo rep it’s gonna be Gruntilda with skeleton Grunty as an alt
I need it. I absolutely NEED IT!! Grunty would have a great moveset and would be another super heavyweight.
FUCK OFF MUMBO JUMBO, nobody invited you and cares about you, just drop dead like ugly bear cunt!
Also what a retarded looking toy
>Will this insincere rosterfag bullshit eventually pass or are threads about my favorite series gonna be tainted forever?
Yes? It's called Yea Forums. Fucking leave this shithole if you want good content ever again. The day this site get's hpyer nuked and the FBI kills all the shtiposters is the day the Earth get's 99% better and worth living for.
My dream of dreams is that Banjo and Kazooie come with Microsoft/Rare content and it includes Age of Empires
Steve is gonna be a mii costume, screen cap this
Steve is gonna be a novice spirit that can enhance into diamond armour Steve, a legend type. I don’t think any other spirit has done this yet. Screencap this
Her up b would be her riding her broom, and her final smash would be the hag 1
>mike jones
Who?
Mike Jones!
Michael Jones?
I miss old rooster teeth
>Banjo and Kazooie as the text narrators + new dialogue written by Grant Kirkhope
>down taunt has dialogue specific to opponent (their stage only)
>Gruntilda the Witch boss
God I fucking hope this is real
Is this what the shitposting has devolved into? "He got in this game but he's not going to be in the next one haha!" Are you people actually braindamaged?
>back then they didn’t want me
>back then they all over me
>now I’m not I’m irrelevant
Hey If banjo got in, why can’t mike jones??
Whatever happened to him tho? Last time I checked, he lost a lot of weight.
Yeah, I remember steveposters being so confident that banjo would be cucked by Steve, then e3 came, and all of those assholes hanged themselves, all they can do know is just falseflag, (example: the bomber man copypasta, and the first party pasta)
>Melee is better
fuck off nostalgiafag
I BELIEVED I BELIEVED IN A BEAR AND A BIRD!
hey banjokes and stevies
make way for the newcomer who will truly save smash
Wut???
Yo that nigga just threw a chair!
went from
>He will never be in
to
>He will be cut a solid 10 years from now cause I'm livid
Holy Cope, Bat-man
oh fuck
Well this thread is about to die
so is banjo gonna have a gimmick?
like, egg selection, collecting resources that regularly spawn, or something?