ITT: Autistic shit you do in video games

based

>get killed in a gruesome way
>scream "HUEEEYRGH" in mic

Shill orgasm voice.

When I play Street Fighter 2 I pretend the score is experience points for a D&D character and see how high level I can get

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I used to do this until I played Arma and ended up with a shitload of half-empty mags. Now I get killed in faster paced games because I only have 10 bullets left.

t. Voicelet

Except for the slowness, thats pretty much the Schwerpunkt doctrine

>play halo 2 legendary
>always restarted a level if a marine dies
Didn't care much about the Elites until the last mission. The marines felt more alive than most other NPC's, felt a little bad whenever they died.

>playing any video game with character creation
>like to imagine up random backstories for the exact same character but in different worlds
for example
>lmao his brother is evil through possesion or something and killed everyone in the whole village or wherever they used to live
>his motivation is to find his brother and figure out why he went insane and probably kill him

in age of empires 2 i play the battle for stirling campaign just to make pretty towns

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>playing ww2 shooter
>mimic the accent of whichever team I'm on
>sometimes other people do it with me, sometimes the entire server

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I bet none of you gamers would be able to assemble something as simple as Ikea furniture.

Based

I would get your mom to do it after she done giving me a rimjob.

when the gameplay starts heating up I get too exicted and I start making noises of like gun fights or sword fights

In RE4 I always greet the merchant back, out loud. One thanksgiving I was playing it in the living room and my dad asked me why I do that. I didn't have an answer.

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literally me every time I order something from ikea

Whenever I play a dbz game, I try to make the fights as accurate as possible.

Has no SF game since Alpha 3 had a levelling up system?

>Whenever possible, sleep at an in and then save to quit the game right before Im going to sleep.
>In RTS, I annoy each and every unit to see if they have funny lines. Blizzard has spoiled me.
>I choose classes based on the character design and rarely let them do anything other than what they look like. When I do let them, I feel the urge to put them back how they were
>Reload after every single mook killed. Not after the fight, after each fucking one.
>Keep saves from pirated/emulated games because I dont want the characters to die when I delete the save.
>Refuse any party members or help whenever I can just to do it myself.

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If you are in front of a computer then at the very least you assembled a desktop and a chair.

Do you like naruto?

I repeat each line he says in the same inflection and if possible, say it at the same time. Ocassionaly do greet him. He's such a lovely character, cant help but love him.

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OP here. I helped assemble 90% of the Ikea furniture at my ex gf's parents house once when they moved.

I lost my gf, can I have yours?

Also, following >Repeat interesting lines and try to emulate tone and inflection. Not just for the merchant.

>>Keep saves from pirated/emulated games because I dont want the characters to die when I delete the save.

Yeah, I have a ton of save data clutter like that too. I can't bring myself to delete it.

I lost mine too, she's yours if you can find her.

> Imagination is autistic
You don't know what autism is.

Joke's on you faggot, I had to assemble a Detolf to display my anime figs.

It's just local lingo around here, you're being autistic by sperging about it.

>play Fallout NV
>have underground bunker mod installed
>decide to collect every single item from every single place I visit, EVERYTHING from EVERYWHERE
>if I could pick it up I took it with me back to my bunker to hoard
>innumerable slow trips through indoor areas encumbered so I could fast-travel back to base
>get to around 100+ hours of doing this
>logic board on my hard drive goes pop
>it simply couldn't handle my autism

I still have the fried hard drive, i'll never part with my loot

I set up my g-ma's grill piece by piece because she didn't want to spend the money on someone to build it.

Jesus fuck. I did that with the severed head of one of the gangs in Goodsprings. Just carried that around, until I lost it.

>AOE3
>give resource to spanish bot
>thanks you by calling you pet
>send her more resources

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>playing dragons dogma
That's truely autistic, user.

sfv has one

I've written first-person stories to accompany my playthroughs of crusader kings and help develop my dynasty. I get to write about things like developing the land, vassal disputes, the loss of a close family member, and all the battles in between.

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>play stealth game
>30 minute stealth section
>final area
>escape area in sight
>"I SEE THE ENEMY, ALERT"
>drop controller
>tense up
>grip my fists
>walk out of room
it looks more autistic than it sounds

based

No, it sounds just as autistic as it probably looks, gave me a chuckle though.

Play dwarf fort with my million digit IQ

>I still have the fried hard drive, i'll never part with my loot.

That killed me.

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based as fuck. I do this when playing Kenshi, like it's an adventurer's journal

I masturbate to them

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOR

This is a more recent thing but Fromsoft games fucked me up in that I can never turn off a game now until I've quit to the main menu first.

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