Strolling through the town with your buds

>Strolling through the town with your buds
>All of a sudden this guy is in your general vicinity, does nothing to you, and continues walking by
What do you do?

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HEY FUCKFACE

Invite him to karaoke of course.

slap his ass

Excuse me, could you help me run my cabaret club?

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get on my knees

ask him if he feels lucky

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THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED YA BASTARD

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SHINEEEE KIRYUUU

HEYOU

DIE NIGGER FAGGOT NORMALFAG
>*does a flip and whips out my boot blades then charge at him naruto style, read to slit his throat open*

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give him an energy drink to hook me up with a cute idol

OI TEMEEE

YOU THINK YOU OWN THE TOWN PUNK?

this man looks disgusting

KIRYU-CHAAAAAAAAN

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A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whooole man!

HEY LIL KIRYU I'M EATIN SHIT OFF THE STREET AND ONCE I KICK YOUR ASS I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SHIT TOO. THEN EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK WE'RE GAY SCAT LOVERS. HOW THE FUCK YOU LIKE THAT, KIRYU CHAN?

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Hey, you seem like a honest guy, can you fix every single problem in my life in a wacky and roundabout way?

OH NO MY HAT

CHOTTO CHOTTO

WHATTHEFUCK

Bump his shoulder, get pissed, and start swinging my fists at him only to get my asshole slammed on a bike rack

Hide all syringes and pliers left on the ground, rush his ass, and hope no one parks their bike nearby.

Get into my bicycle fighting stance

OI OSSAN

ANTA...
YO CHOTTO MATTE !

(Translator note: guys like you should know their place, stop strutting around like a damn peacock)

I'll stop him and tell him I need help "evicting" some troublesome tenants from an apartment I'm renting out. A sound effect will play and some small flavor text will read "Slumlord Substory Added"

*Crack*
Hey fuckface, you just stepped on my contact lenses! They were custom made from Germany! I think you need to cough up at least 200.000JPY for a replacement.

OI SOKO NO OMAE

OI CHOTTO MATTE
QUIT STRUTTING AROUND LIKE A FUCKIN PEACOCK

Get the hell out of here before I crack your skull open as well.

ORRRRRRRRAA

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Ask him to solve my life problems.

Did you say something? I'm too busy harassing an office lady in a back alley.

>*runs past you
what do?

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that ron perlman shit has gotten out of hand...

Why is no one talking about 3 Remastered being out on PS4 right now? Did everyone miss it? Or did I just miss the thread? I'm confused...

what? it's out now?

I had no idea.

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It's out right fucking now my fellow Yakuzachads.

challenge him to a dance battle

>Yakuza 1 Dub
>Fat enemies say the same lines, just slowed down
Is it the same in Jap?

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get him to VA my BL audio drama

CHOTTO OMAE

Start a fight and get my ass whooped

>K-Kiryu-senpai?

Me and my friends surround him but then just back away constantly while waiting for him to cutscene us all to death. None of us even attempt to hit him.

Not good enough.

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>dude just throws money at you

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I'm REALLY liking Judgement.

>oi! ojisan!
>*lean over and bobs head weirdly in his face*

It’s like looking in a living mirror.