why hath thou summoned me human?
Why hath thou summoned me human?
You're a desire demon. What the fuck do people summon you for?
Sten said kill you, so imma kill you now.
Yeah I'd like uhhhh
A number 5 combo and uhh
Some cheese sticks
Oh, yeah, the 5 combo is a large
Gonna need two number 3s
We'll bang, okay?
I want someone to play Shadow The Hedgehog's multiplayer with, and my friends were busy
To offer her whatever she desires I guess?
Let's get to bashing butts,aswell as DEEZ NUTS!
MILKIES NOW
Ferelden is being trolled!
I'd unironically summon a cute demon just so I could play video games with someone and actually have someone to discuss them with
What if you summon the wrong demon, and its not cute?
Go get me the remote over there
I need a bucket maiden for this classic release
also my foot stool broke
>I'm GeH my too hee for this ho
Another reason why Inquisition is shit nu-Bioware was too pussy to have the desire demon
I don't have anyone to talk about my jarpigs with so I probably wouldn't care
Wanna play video games?
do people actually want a succubus gf? They're hot but they probably want to fuck 20+ hours a day
I...just want someone to talk to
She would kill herself before willingly spending a moment with you, fag.
>bold head
>mega horn eyebrows
>no hips
the only good thing about them is their purple skin
having played Dark Messiah
yes, yes i do
You gonna gloss over the part where she eats your soul and the fact that shes probably had a 100 demon cocks the size of your arm before you met her?
Never watched Viper GTS?
Sorry, i ordered an incubus, you may go.
I jack off about 20+ hours a day so it's a good match
at least u wont get prostate cancer because of it
LONDON
top tier hentai right there
no one here on /v would interest a succubus. They like virtuous and righteous lads who they can corrupt and turn into toys.
I want you purple fucks back in the series, and no, Imshael doesn't fucking count. I need magenta titties RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Well, I want you to shrink me and shove me up your ass for a little while. Just get me out before you fall asleep and I end up smothered to death in your butt.
Tis cold in my tent, all alone.
Wrong button, sorry
BEGONE BANSHEE THOT
actually, it's the opposite. regular masturbation only decreases prostate cancer risk at 50 yo+. When you're younger, high masturbation count correlates with slightly higher prostate cancer rates
every other demon except Rage seem like pretty chill guys
To ask her to prepare some soup.
Finally, a man with some sense in his head!
Chill ain't always good, case in point, the Sloth demon from Origins. The Mage Tower quest one, not the Mage Origin one
oh well, at least you get cancer while doing something you enjoy.
>no one here on /v would interest a succubus. They like virtuous and righteous lads who they can corrupt and turn into toys.
The thing is that is not a succubus, it's a desire demon and it pretty much feeds on human desires, so it would be perfect for most of Yea Forums as it would create this illusion where you have a hot gf who is supportive of your gaming.
I'll play with you as long as i can be the robot Shadow
>Bro just take a nap you've been fighting all day lol
Nah, the player was actually the asshole in that scenario