What's your excuse Yea Forums ?

e-celebs are not games.

Take this shit to Yea Forums

Yeah why can the guy who never has to work another day in his life get married and not me

I'm not rich.
All women want is money.

I beat my meat to anime.

I'm not a millionaire.

I was thinking the same thing , he does pull it off though

Doesnt matter. His wife has been fucked by hundreds of black guys already
>swedes

and attention from others.

>What's your excuse Yea Forums ?

Yea Forums

Money, status, big dick.

Just remember that it was Marzia that wanted to hook up with Screaming pewdiepie from 2011

Look i'm NOT gay, but felix is hot as hell not gonna lie. Once again, NOT gay!

Lmao. Seething incels
>i want the traditional woman...
>but fuck being a traditional man lol fuck making a living and working out
>w-what do you mean im not worth it FUCKING ROASTIE CUNT I COULD BEAT YOU UP VIOLENTLY IF I WANTED TO BECAUSE OF MY SUPERIOR MASS REEEE

Congrats on marrying into money that comes from pushing tweens down a pipeline to leads to white supremacy. Hope she cheats on him with every one of his friends and then divorces him

This wedding was better

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>he does pull it off though
contrast to his whiteness?

A gold digger finally got him. It's what that fag deserves tho

He knows it’s a funeral.

he's looking good but still, if I was his wife I wouldn't be allowing him to attend my wedding in a funeral outfit

>he fell for this marriage meme
She'll divorce him in one year and take half his money.

>no tits
>no ass
>rat smile
Is this the best pews can do with all that money?

dilate

jokes on you
i got engaged last week

His wife is Italian not Swedish

She died in a car accident

>marriage
swedecuck indeed
how long and how fucked will he be?

I've given up on finding a good woman.

I can pull off a funeral outfit, doesnt mean ill do it during joyous occasions.

Can you resort begin less butthurt without trying to fitting this place?

He fell hard for the ebin redpill shit (which is ironically why vpol suddenly likes this autistic faggot) and probably thinks hes doing he ebin white duty. Niggas gonna get robbed lmao

Who are you quoting?

They've been together for like 8 years dumbfucks

They've been together their whole life, why would she leave now

She’s been dating him since 2011 retard.

I'm not a digital babysitter millionaire.

He'll have seven daughters and each one will marry an immigrant.

Is the actual act of sex hard? I'm way too old for my lack of experience.

Almost asked a girl to marry me couple of years ago but then everything started going downhill.

im not a woman nor a tranny retard

sadstreaming will get him back on his feet with Yea Forumsirgins and DOOMERs flocking to his vids.

Look at Zuckerberg's wife. If you're a richfag the frumpy, average looking bitch is probably going to be a safer bet than some big titty thot whose entire look is designed to capture a well off man.

Playing the long game I see!

>wanting to fit in
Nice re.dditor cuck logic fag. Dont worry you cant get downvoted here.
>ughh... Why arent you drinking the retard kool aid with ms? Yikes!
Cookie cutter ass faggot nice job ignoring everything i said to nitpick over burtthurt.

>take half his money.
SWEDEN DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT YOU RETARDS

are all zoomers this naive?

Because it's a female. They have neither loyalty nor empathy. She is simply waiting for the right moment to gain maximum profit during the divorce rape.

You don't get an alimony from breaking up with a boyfriend.

I love how mad some of you faggots are.
A dude got married - hope pathetic one has to be to genuinely hope for shit to happen to him?

lucky they're not in sweden then

getting it in can take some getting used to but once you're in it's easy sailing

>all women only want money
the absolute state of Yea Forums

She's just playing the long game, anons. You can't get a divorce settlement if you're not married in the first place, she was waiting for him to finally make the wrong move.

doesn't live in sweden

He doesn't live in Sweden anymore and if he lived there he would have to give her 99% of his money if he divorced because SWEDEN YES

Lmao stop sucking e celeb dick faggor you only like him because he said nigger. Fucking sheep

What's 8 years for a multimillion dollar pay off while living in luxury anyways? I'd go to jail for 8 years for a couple mil.

>been with him for almost a decade
>voluntarily deleted her youtube channel despire having pewdiepies clout that attracted viewers because she didn't like the attention
>moved with him to england even though she's unhappy there
Wife material.

poor bastard, I suppose some things can only be learnt the hard way

She was dating him before he was famous, incels. She’s famous herself.

They're certainly not capable of loyalty or love.

>I'm not enough to attract a woman
This is how you think, and they sense it. Start thinking otherwise, and you'll attract a woman.

Damn, his gf aged like milk.
Is this It*lian genetics at play?

>all these seething faggots
Stay assblasted. SHE netted HIM, not the other way.

My fiancee says the same shit, yet seeing her in a dress makes me diamonds. Girls are fucking weird.

I've had sex with her 4 times in the UK. She has two moles near her pussy, leftside. One raised on her inner thigh which is really a skintag and a flat mole on her puffy lips.

If you're reading this pewds, I hope you know I'm the one who gave her Hep B. :)

They are just projecting because their lives are miserable.
The millennial tactic to seeing others being happy is
>haha, I bet it's going to get worse fast, i'm miserable but i'm actually better off because I totally chose to be miserable

They mostly want money,you could be a deformed motherfucker but if you were rich you could marry a 9/10 woman or even more.

I am 22 years old and I have never had a girlfriend

Pewdiepie here, can confirm.

That's a hella lot of projecting right there, user

Good for Pewds

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How the fuck do you even know this shit?

>Sucking e-celeb cock
How sad Yea Forums has fallen. Take a guess how many years they're gonna be together before she runs away with the money

>all women
Then why isn't divorce rate 100% or near?

I'm a boy though

An italian marries a swede. What do you get? A black baby
You know it to be true

>Horse teeth

He's been with her for eight years. He doesn't have much to do with Sweden anymore. They'll be fine.

low self-esteem
i make my girlfriend wear them

Same

Congratulations :-)

gay marriage is not legal yet here

She netted his bank account

Social pressure or the husband is too poor to get much money out of him, genius.

It's good that Pewds and Marzia found each other and kept together like they have for so long. However, in this postmodern world we live in where God is dead and morality is subjective, just as a woman claims she doesn't need a man, so too have many men come to a conclusion that a woman in their life is unnecessary. I have my family, my friends, my videogames and my whores. I will always want to churn out productive works that allow me to sustain and improve my life, but having been through several relationships, I am confidently say I am not in need of a woman to call my significant other.

Yea Forums has been sucking the cock for almost a decade now.
But there's worse guys than Pewdiepie.
The way he handled the ((((journalists)))) attacks redpilled more kids than /pol/ does in a year.

If you want a wife, go to church.

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Cope

Because 50% of men are actually spineless enough to work just to feed a black child
They really are spiking the water with something

he said good woman

t. pewdnigger subscriber

getting married on the 13th of October. Very anxious.

let me help you with the joke you were fishing for. Cause it's a foreshadowing that he's gonna hire a black bull to fuck his wife

So she's playing the REALLY long game! Groom him to be famous, then profit! Wow!

No fucking way. WTF

>Literally worth millions
>Rich
>Biggest Youtuber in history
>Cute GF
>Funny
>Attractive
>Charismatic
>Outgoing

It's not fair, bros. I didn't even know he got married

White suits look stupid except on African Americans. Black is classy, though a black undershirt is a bit overkill I agree, he should have worn a different colored undershirt. Black and white contrast each other really well, or hell honestly any other color would have looked nicer, but all black is a bit much.

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Based and ultimately for the good or bad blackpilled

Women are niggers, prove me wrong.

why moot?
why did you fall?

Females have to balance between keeping a paypig or cashing out and then having a little less before going to the next one. I mean they are of course already cheating but that's another story.

No one asked who you're subscribed to.

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Yes, and?

Marzia is cute but good god her voice is awful. Wonder if she sounds different when speaking italian.

Prove it wrong. You can't. Because women are cancer.

They cute

Whole lotta projecting there buddy!

>Fuck like rabbits for years
>Lol we just married
Fuck the west

>no u
Pathetic

Big if true

I wouldnt date myself. Im not looking for it. Just sex, but at the same time, im not into giving money away. So masturbation it is.

>this confident successful man has a wife
>why dont you?

so how short is he? 1.78m?

>west
what the fuck

i have a gf but i don't have money, so it must be false

I think its cute

I saw a fat guy with an ugly mug that had speech problems the other day and he was with his wife who was blind
a month ago I saw the two biggest fattest people in the world and they were married

Stepped in goatshit today, Ahmed?

So was the Bezos wife

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The jews hope shit happens to him
>Pewdiepie just got married here's all the controversial shit he did again fucking nazi misogynist
people.com/tv/youtuber-felix-kjellberg-pewdiepie-married/

Delete this

What the fuck sort of anti-logic is this? It's not fucking quantum math, even if the men are not rich out the ass, they still do it for the money, especially if they're married, the women know they can just divorce and still get half the money and even child support if there are children and custody, of course. Been talking to a girl online, and when I asked her what she would do if any side would cheat, her answer was "You don't break up, you continue the relationship." You realise how fucked up things are? Cheating is justified for her, as long as women have shelter and food, they will do anything, our society hasn't evolved past the tribal mentality and the huge dissonance between that and how fast technology is advancing only amplifies the issue. It's all fucked up, everything.

youtube.com/watch?v=cl35PncMzj0

Man, Im an actual faggot and you guys have worse opinions on women than me

>stay happily married for the rest of their lives
>grow old and die together
>grave plots placed right next to each other in a nice cemetery
>"ah so that was her angle! exclusive cemetery, expensive headstone. talk about a long con!"

>OHHH OHHHH
>me was that weird kid with no friends when me was little
>WEEEH WEEEHH
>but now thanks to u and utube and all u that subscribe i become very bery famous and well known to everyon
>UUUHHH UHHHHH
>me no know how-a-dis happen but me happy
>LOL LOL
>THANK UUU BROOOOS ALL OF UUU MWAH MWAH BROOOOFIST PEEEEWWWDIEEEEPIEEEEEEE
>WUBUUBEUUBUEUBUEBU ME RETARD ME RETARD ME ACT LIKE FAGGOT BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKE ANYWAAY YOU LIKE WHATEVER I DO LOLEEEE
>*gets married to one of his oldest long time fans*

This same thing could've happened to you, so why didn't it? How come that he got to be more special than anyone else?

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about fucking time

>The jews hope shit happens to him
So you're saying Yea Forums is full of jews...

im not white
im not rich
im not charismatic
i haven't had a boner in 2 weeks

Same. I don't really need to make her tho, she just does whatever I want just to please me.

To the rest of you faggots talking shit about women. You're only half right. Women need direction and leadership on their lives, if you leave them to their own devices? They always do the stupidest shit. If you actually take the reins in the relationship and guide her to right place? She will be wonderful. Women are natural born followers, you faggots just need to actually become men to dominate them.

DELETE THIS

Dresses are hot regardless

>rich
>attractive
>famous
>attracted a woman who wanted to get married
what le fuck

People actually wear WHITE suits at their weddings? What the fuck?
I'm Eastern European and the suits men wear here are always black with white shirts or blue-ish, dark blue something like that with white or blue-ish shirts, again.

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Holy shit what a bunch of niggers

>2019
>falling for the matrimonial jew

I'll give it a year before the inevitable divorce rape. Unless, of course, pewdiepie pulls some jew shit and hides the money.

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>i haven't had a boner in 2 weeks
damn

Because I don't care, they require too much time to maintain, and the reward is not 100%, basically a fucking waste of time.

I’m a self hating loser that hasn’t talked to a personal in an honest way in 15 years.

you guys are so sad. instead of being happy for them you shit on them

that would explain the amount of trannyes and faggots around here

eight years, ten more to go (lol)

>i haven't had a boner in 2 weeks

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Not short of change and that's what matters to your future wife ;)

>I swear they get good after 1000 hours

I, for one, applaud women for breaking the glass ceiling, pulling themselves up by their boot straps, and smashing that evil patriarchy.

>he got to be more special than anyone else?
Luck, the right man at the right place kinda thing.
Like most things in life.

Zoomers sure are fucking stupid. You're going to learn, boy.

I am married though

Try 13 years user.

Honestly the best way to tell an incel/virgin is they think that sex is something really easy, and that you can break a woman with very little dicking just like in their Japanese cartoons.
The truth is that sex is fucking exhausting and a lot of work. The reason why missionary is so standard is because you don't have to do much actual physical work for it. Just lay down and thrust. But the weeb meme positions like 'mating press' or whatever? Yeah, not a single one of those nerds could do it for longer than a minute or two, which isn't gonna do shit for the girl. Especially since you need to have the physical strength to keep yourself propped up and the cardio to keep at a vigorous pace (basically like a hard run) for a couple minutes total.

Now, stuff like cowgirl/woman on top positions are better for everyone, since they let her grind and let you relax and enjoy it. But that's not gonna happen all the time.

lmao this

Prove it

I wouldn't be surprised.

>getting married
>2019
but why? It isn't worth the risk anymore

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I'm a poorfag/slavewage
I'm socially awkward
I get nervous around pretty girls

the only people that always criticize marriage are either incels or feminist

even if sometimes miss having some time with mty ex, i really really like all the time i have for myself and i dont want to share it.

Bros. I thought it was /ourguy/

I, for one, am happy that this insufferable faggot got to marry the horse of his dreams.

Why are Americans so jaded on marriage?

>People actually wear WHITE suits
No, but they usually wear white shirts.

Maybe you should ditch the porn user

Kek
Yea Forumseddit btfo

Why the hell would I want to get married?

when you reach 30 you stop caring about nogf

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what part of
>not rich
don't you gayboys understand?

I'm ugly, neet and boring.

Don't worry, once puberty kicks in it'll happen all the time, friend :)

in a funeral suit wtf

Bezos cucked his wife, it's not like she was some leech who flipped on him.

Jokes on you. He probably doesn't take life advice from a bunch of nobodies.

Wait and see boy, wait and see.

Or, you know, people who don't have their heads up their asses.
Wake up and smell the ashes, cuckboy.

So wait, does that mean there's going to be no videos for the next few days?

It looks good on him, but keep screeching /fa/, one day those cheap Chinese clothes will fit

there is this thing called dating were you first get to know the person and the family and after a few years you get to choose if its worth it. problem is most people keep a lot of shit in private they don't build any trust over the years or simply aren't committed because muh life goals muh party life

>tfw no gamer gf

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White is the colour of purity. It's a shame that non-Virgins wear white to their weddings, though. It's practically lying.

It's MGTOWs who could never get a girl who are upset that there are people who are happy.
That and they go "Look they only had 20 years of happiness together and not an entire lifetime! That means it failed!"

He won the equivalent of the lottery.

He could do so much better...

In America, usually African Americans will wear white suits and I can't say I blame them for it. It contrasts with their skin much nicer than black does, and no I don't find that statement racist when it's true. A white person in a white suit looks stupid. A black person in a black suit looks stupid. If you see ANYONE regardless of skin color wearing some crazy purple pimp suit or green suit than they're just doing it to stand out and need to be different.

marriage in 2019 lololol

because life is unfair and rigged

I mean what's the alternative? Staying single at 40? That's depressing as fuck. Old lonely people are a miserable sight.

>incoming 500 replies from seething incels full of envy for a famous, rich and good looking guy beloved by everyone and now with a hot and loyal wife who will give him happiness and a family
You guys are really the bottom of humanity

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I love my gf but I'm scared of something going wrong that ends up in me owing her half my everything.

What a fucking CHAD, also nice photography though I'm sure they spared no expense on the wedding. Don't know much about photography so not sure if that's a hard shot to take, but the lighting and ambiance was nice. Ivy looks cool, but I heard you can actually get fake ivy or hang it around the room.

>oldest long time fans
Marzia literally didn't know what YouTube was when they started dating

> marriage is bad meme

no wonder Americans are getting replaced by latinos at a staggering rate

I'm not rich, good looking or talented.

I'm mgtow and have had a gf
I just don't trust women.
Seems like you're projecting quite a bit user

Women are fucking disgusting devils

There are these 'Cream' coloured wedding dresses as well.
Should non-virgin women wear this instead of white to signal the fact that they're soiled?

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Don't take this away from me. It's all I have.

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He wanted to cosplay as John Wick from fortnite, lol I'm kididng.
FORNITE BAD
KEANU GOOD.
he le breathtaking xD

It's so sad what we've become.

Lots of famous Youtubers are married and it usually never interferes with their video making and channels. Hell, you usually never hear about their wife at all. They usually keep work and their private life separate.

Marzia will give him proper chipmunk-toothed Swedish daughters.

You ever had a girlfriend Yea Forums?

I'm not a rich, famous, handsome swedish man

I turn 36 Friday.

Mr Goldsteinerg's Law Office and Protestant "Christians" have been pushing divorce which destroys men and women and families. They've been doing this for generations.