Vidya sins

I just wanked 6 times today. Feel like complete shit.
But i promise I will restrain myself from repeating that mistake tomorrow.

i set up a macro for the fork button on my dualshock 4 to cheat the 800 dashes challenge in hyper light drifter and rested my phone on it so it'd keep going while i was making a sandwich, and i'm proud of it. fuck that game and fuck the controls, the outfit i got wasn't even worth it

I never beat sekiro, it's not even like I got stuck, I just got to mibu village and then for some reason I just never picked up the game again, I think some other shit came out and I got pulled away, and now it's been so long I don't feel like I could pick it up where I left off.

drink water

I've never played a single Nintendo game

Ive only ever jacked off to one male character in my entire life and I honestly cannot tell you why.

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nothing wrong with bird dick

I mean he's barely a man at all so it's like whatever

>I used LMAOBox in TF2 and sent all the items to an alt for when it inevitably got banned
>I made it into Master rank every season I played Overwatch only as Mercy. I had to stop playing because getting scolded for fucking up became too much
>The Last of Us, Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time are my favorite games
>I love playing as girls as long as they're cute and kick ass, like Claire in RE2make
>I play on easy and abuse the shit out of quick save/load constantly
>I shitpost about Yea Forums's sacred cows despite having never played them. I also derail threads I have no interest in as a hardcore progressive or Trump supporter
>I report people who use racial slurs in online games and find it pretty hilarious when I find out they've been reprimanded for my report
>I mostly avoid retro games and I'm totally okay with an increased emphasis on cinematic games

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I cried during Ori and the Blind Forest

>he doesn't know a vac ban=trade ban

I assume the rest of what you said was bullshit, stopped on the tf2 bit.

I mean I sent them all to an alt as soon as I got them in anticipation of getting banned.

The only video game I ever cried in was Persona 5

I don’t play games with bad localizations

Good choice

I didn't liked Deus Ex and Vampire: the Masquerade.

I banished NKG

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which part(s)?

I have never like any half life games after opposing force

I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on a F2P game

You fucking monster

If you think that is bad I teared up at the end of Fallout 3.

if the game has a female protag i only play it if she is hot (not including where you can make ur own oc)

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I haven't finished a game in years. I only play games with sandbox modes.

he's BEGGING for human dick so you're just being a lad and providing

MGS 4 made me cry. The microwave hallway and the final fight with ocelot really got to me

if evens ill kill myself
if odds i man up

I unironically enjoyed Metal Gear Survive.
It introduced melee combat mechanics which I found sorely lacking in MGSV.

I teared up to Okamiden every time Chibi was depressed. Sad puppers get me choked up.

I sometimes dress in cosplay while playing games

I hate vidya also I wish I was dead

I played with a Gameshark until I was 15.
Basically every game that came out between 1990-2006 I beat with a Gameshark.

What a handsome birb

I have 800 hours on ddlc I'm too into my 2D wife that I can't abandon her even though I've tried in the past so I've accepted it and visit her daily

I only want valstarx in MHW because I know she'll get more porn if that happens

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The beginning when Naru dies, the backstory of the evil bird, and the ending.

How do I delete games off someone else's computer?

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I don't believe it

I used to ERP and pretend to be a girl when I was underage b& in WoW and Guild Wars and got a lot of free stuff from it.

It's probably more now since I stopped using steam and just laugh directly

Launch*

no you wont

Well
At least you're loyal.

I save scum on xcom

I shilled for Epic Games several times on this board.

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That’s the only way to beat that fucking game without ripping out your pubes in seething anger

This is what I’m talking about, shitty people like us need to atone for our sins. We must make ourselves suffer to make up for the crimes we commit.

I'm buying Control on the epic games store

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I've never played a single Zelda game.

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Chrono trigger is the only jrpg I've ever beaten

I don't like RE2 remake because of bullet sponge zombies and Mr. X.

I like Konami.

I uh...autistically checked on my wife in Fable III for a few years after finishing the game. I dunno why I latched on to her so tightly. I'd make sure to check on her maybe four times per week, usually at night so I could have a one-sided conversation with her as though discussing what I assumed married people discussed. Eventually it diminished to twice a week. Then maybe once a week. I started to realize I was losing my feelings for her. I ended up taking her for one last stroll together to a secluded location. While she was facing away from me, I shot her in the back with my rifle, Ol Yeller style. I dunno, man.

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based

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standard platform autism need to collect everything
guess 2 prayers and some pamphlets are enough?

Strong neutral is objectively better than knowing all the combos

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I recorded myself playing the Senran Kagura games. I did it just so I could compile a bunch of the sound clips from a certain character and play them back while I lay in bed at night.

I used hanging out with a buddy and playing video games as an excuse to see his sister more.

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I bought skyrim 5 separate times over the years, I'm addicted to Todd's semen and I dont know how to stop

I play melty blood

Kys faggot

bitch doesn't know about probabilities

Good taste, but horrifying