Confess your gaming sins Yea Forums

I used the lap exploit in N. Gin Labs to cheese the platinum relic.

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Why do you have a piss cup?

You just developed an habit. Nothing special.
Just drink a bit and start playing games.

Do you not have a toilet you animal?

I don't see the appeal of onaholes, if anything it's even more disgusting

I would try to glitch games on purpose.

literally just smell it

I play shooters on a gamepad

It's one of those rubber brain toys

What the fuck is that

I don't like pvp in mmorpg games.

literally nobody does

oh god mommy milk me

have you prayed against the loo witch?

I habitually abuse save spots to the point you cant really call it playing games anymore, more like time travel or something

That isn't a sin, that's a gaming virtue

I don't like Hollow Knight or Cuphead.

I upgraded my rig way more than I needed to, but all I do with it is play Quake and Quake mods, and occasionally see how far I can push Crysis by fucking about with the settings in the files.

I actually play a videogame every now and then. I even enjoy some of them.

Fucking disgusting, how can you live with yourself.

POO IN THE LOO

Forgive me for what I have done, I've never felt the need to confess. This war has gone on much longer than any of us would have guessed. I've heard the names that they call me. Some sting, some can't help but ring true. I have to live with what I've done, and find the strength to continue! Tell me why I'm the one that they fear, and for him, they cheer?

>finish fapping
>accidentally spill my can of soda all over the desk
>have to quickly getting everything off it and start cleaning everything up, making sure it doesn't get sticky from it
>takes me around 20 minutes
>go take a piss
>almost break my fucking leg since it was too dark outside to see that i was about to skip a step down, so i just land full force on my leg to the point it almost bends my kneecap backwards
>come back, keyboard apparently doesn't work anymore
>open it up and blow off all the droplets of soda that got in
>managed to make it work again
Is this karma or what?
I fucking swear that the worst shit almost always happens to me right after I'm done with fapping, either during the same day or the following one after I ejaculated. It's so weird.

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>I actually play some gacha games and enjoy them

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what did you fap to?

it's a jelly donut. now, eat up

Are you lost, user?

Mana stat affects luck

I pretty much only buy digital because all the games store near me have closed/moved somewhere else and I hte amazon

some people say that ejaculation can cause mental retardation temporarily.

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How else will she get shampoo out of it?

Only if it's so intense you ahegao

cum womb

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Gamma, stand for you are now unchained (you are now unchained). You'll bring peace to our world gone insane. Restoring your freedom to make you whole (you are now unchained). I'll give you power, you'll take control.

Sometimes I play Civilization 6 using the Kantai Collection mods. To get into the right state of mind I dress up in my Shimakaze outfit and play in it.

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WHO DONATED
STOP IT

thats very lewd user

I talk and give advice about games I've literally never played.

I barely play real games anymore. Just a gacha game

Nah, not really. It just helps, you know?
You can really focus on the game actually, and you'll start thinking about what the civilization's specific bonuses are.
Also, when you tab out or something, it helps remind you to actually play the game. If that doesn't work, there's always another way of making me focus.

I dropped 2 games and i feel guilty for not finishing them. Still thinking about reinstalling them. Ultimately the reason why I uninstalled them could be because im a shitter and i don't want to be one.
ICEY made me mad as fuck and I was not enjoying it at all.
Assault Spy seemed fun until i kept dying to a boss because particle effects blinded me and the targeting system was horrible.
Giving up on them feels wrong but they are not so fun.

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I've cheated, the lies that I've told, is for a future that I have seen. The death... the lives that I've stole,... the end has to justify the means! I thought I could bring the dead back. Broken shell, rusted red with age. I gave him power, a new heart. It filled too quickly with his rage. I think that I heard the Red Song again... he wants revenge...

What would that be?

what would it be like to have someone put that thing on your dick? would it be allowed to be called a handjob?

I keep getting distracted by anime girls on Yea Forums from playing vidya
I his can't help myself in this heat

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I quit deus ex in frustration when I realised I had wasted all my weapon mods by putting them all on the one weapon
I can't even beat the fourth level of hotline miami.

Chastity cage
Only in extreme cases. Which is kind of often.

I want to inseminate raymoo

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I play Rts games on console

Why are Yea Forums posters the lewdest out of all 4channel boards?

I do
I desperately want a game like ffxiv but with better pvp options.

they're not called Yea Forumsirgins for no reason

I don't either. Cuphead is cool, but all the neat stuff was patched out.

Hollow Knight looks hideous, and if I want to play something like it I'll just play Metroid games.

Kek

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Jesus Christ you disgusting fuck.

I camp players out in Smash free for alls because it's the easiest way to win.

I prayed to Satan that Etika would die in a humiliating way
When it came true I bust out laughing

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