This is what the average PC gamer looks like (he played WoW and will play Classic when it comes out)

haha what a faggot, i'm taller

I remember thinking that Chuck Norris and Van Dame was playing the game, sweet nostalgia

She's so perfect desu. I'm going to watch the shitty show just to watch her.

So he's played three games. Amazing.

Better than your average "gamer" who plays only CSGO and Dota 2

How do I get girls to look at me like this

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>a girl will never look at you that way

it's not faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair

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Try lifting for at least 5 years regularly and going on a diet.

Gigachad

>Lifting will change your jaw/bone structure and height

It can help it.

Reread original post

>wow he's so handsome and he plays like.... 2 vidoe gaemus
>WOOOOAAAAHHH he's just a geek nerd ahaha he just like me who play candy crush
>my pussy dripping wet rn

>ewwww what? get away from me freak, how about you do something else with your life than play all those stupid games you do all day
>maybe get your ass off that chair lol and go out more talk to people and stuff you look so yucky lol you're probably going to rape a poor girl like me one day thanks to that shit you're playing
>lol fucking creep im calling the police now if you don't get away from me in the next 5 seconds

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You don't need perfect bone structure and height to get girls to look at you, also, you can get an almost decent jaw line with low enough body fat.

Great question user

I hate women

He's right. Losing weight helps your face, too. Also chew gum

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>you will never have such godlike physique like Henry Cavill
It's not fucking fair, bros

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You sound bitter

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I love women

she's wet

GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THOSE GAMES.

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>never heard of face gains

Literally how can you be a virgin past 20?
And I'm not even tryint to b8 here

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only bitter thing here is the taste of my sperm that your mom inhaled down her throat last night

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Stop I'm suicidal enough

Same thing goes for women you fucking retard, yet some of you still whine about them not being virgins anymore by then.

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I hate to agree with him but this guy is correct. If you haven't had sex past 20 you fucked up somewhere.

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I never tried

>mfw almost a wizard but nobody thinks I'm still a virgin because I lift and practice sports

hugless kissless 24yo virgin here, it's pretty easy desu

>oooh wow he is so handsome
>Hahaha look at that INCEL

by having crippling social anxiety

does it count if i had a hooker at 18?
i'm 22 now and thats the last time i had sex

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First and last? Honestly it doesn't fucking matter but what would I know. t.virgin

classic chadpilled

yes

>Does having sex count as having sex
????

You just know.

>buying a hooker
>at 18
>actually paying for sex
Why?

who is she and what show?
t. boomer who is living under a rock working 60 hrs/wk

netflix's witcher

I am deliberately a cunt to attractive people because they deserve to experience for half a second what I live through every day.

One day I want to be a cop so that I can fuck over as many people as possible.

ty. i thought they fucked up the casting in that show completely but i'll take a second look

hookers count?

I lost mine at 18 but lost my gf of 3 years afterwards
>tfw she was in my dreams last night
it's a somber type of feel

>NOOOOOOOO THE FACE OF CLASSIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE DIRTY ASMONKEK AND HIS MILLION ZOOMER FOLLOWERS!!!

>And I'm not even tryint to b8 here
Yes you are.

Easy
Being depressed as fuck and seeing yourself have no value in life so you would rather just waste away and belive nothing gives you any joy
24 year old khv

based

she knew that if she looked in his eyes for longer than a split second she would start spreading her legs.

chew cunny?

what's funny is how after the brief eye contact both of them start moving their right leg, her more than him.

Jesus I can smell the incel from here

They did. Those two are the only decent choices, if you think Cavil is a decent choice. They’re gonna fuck up literally everything else though, so don’t waste your time. Or do if you want, it’s your time.

Fixed it for you OP

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>Cavill will never fuck your boipucci
Life is so unfair

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Literally 0 women are like that.

>successful well adjusted man who takes care of himself and enjoys hobbies in his spare time vs neet who doesn't even know what a shower looks like and can barely hold a conversation with his own parents

Fucking Chadvill.

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Must be awesome having Superman on your guild.

Me on the left.

>those women looking at him

>being able to hold a conversation with your parents is completely dependant on how well off that person is
Retard. You don't know whatever the parents of someone might've done to result in their kid probably just wanting to cut ties with them entirely, or not being used to talk to them about most stuff at all because they were distant or fuck knows what else.

Just because your or someone else had it right with their own parents doesn't immediately mean everyone else will as well. One of the most retarded comparisons to exist and it just opts you out as being ignorant.

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this is more than an average Yea Forums user.

blows my mind that someone can go through high school/college without getting laid at least once. you're literally surrounded by the opposite sex at the time in life where your hormones are going completely crazy.

only natural that a mentally handicapped frogposter would miss the point of that post entirely just to project their own mommy and daddy issues.

I could have had sex with several women throghout my life, but a combination of low self steem and anxiety ruined it for me.

I turned down women on my own accord and volition. I'm not that desperate to go around fucking whatever square jawed tranny looking ''woman'' that tries to hit me up.

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seething

t.lazy skinnyfat fag in love with his 2D waifu

You've been visited by the Based Sony Negroid hand.
Good exclusives and japanese games will come to your console, but only if you reply "why are you black?" to this post

I mean, you're the one writing 2 paragraphs of bullshit here. Point is, if you can't stand your parents is because either them or you are awful people, and 11/10 times if your parents are awful people you'd be awful too.

You just know

Same, I could have make out with two ugly girl and a ok one but I refused for the two girls and I wasn't fast enough for the last one even though we flirted with each other.
23 in 5 days and I'm still a kissless virgin.

How do I achieve this mode?

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>logic of someone who grew up with a 'normal' family
and you prove my point that you stupid niggers don't know what you're talking about, you just relate it to your own experiences then realize nothing with it connects to what you're used to so you spew out the first thing you think of that sounds like it might relate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good genes and hollywood money.

Lifting will change your face and neck.

Work out and eat healthy (two things you'll never do)

lift 24/7 and do steroids

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He seems like the type that is completely self aware of how lucky he is.

I work out and eat healthy. But I drink alcohol almost daily and I dont see that changing.

I'd stop replying user, they were obviously molested or something and have some deep issues with their mommy and daddy. (Boo-hoo)

>TFW no Henry Cavill wingman

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Yes?

Then replace booze with water you dweeb

i'm 24 and i'm not really into it for some reason. i've literally said no to women wanting to fuck me and the only time i ended up in a bed with a women i was too pissed to get hard. i've been blown once and i didnt really like it too.
i think i might actually be a faggot unknowingly.

>too mad to get hard

How so user?

Work out more and more often. Especially do calisthenics or swim
Booze ain't that much of a problem, if you outperform yourself. Used to both competitively swim and drink. Same for a bud of me, that's a champion, multiple years in a row, in his weight category in judo. Just gotta balance it out user

Alcohol destroys workout gains and is a big source of empty calories, unless you have godly gigachad genes.

pissed can mean 'heavily drunk' here. i'm an ausfag.

I think he means drunk

Really appreciate how some users here are willing to be black for the gimmick of these posts. Nice job!

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>this level of cope

Being born a man

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High standards

kek what a weak fag. Literally eat like a dinosaurs and lift huge weight 4 times a week

Cavill is not achievable natty faggot

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This is v not tv

>(males)
Looks like /k/ to me

I mean it will maximize your natural aesthetics, but obviously you wont transform from Jawlet McNochin into henry cavill.

Being a chamo virgin is a different kind of suffering.

youtube.com/watch?v=8Bvq3IY4Fcg

More like this.

>date with girl I've known since middle school
>goes well, she seems like she actually wants me to go to her place
>suddenly remember that I was never all that into her
>suddenly remember that time she bragged about being cum inside by some guy
>she starts about being depressed and wanting to kill herself
>go home by myself
I need to get out of this town

The average GNU/Linux gamer(left)
The PC cuck(right)

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>Linux
>gamer
Other than that, based Stallmeister

I've had an irl gf for 6 years now which is apparently the hard part, but I'm still working on getting to the sex part.
Hope I'll get to do it before the next two years.

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I don't get it either. I'm attracted to women but I have literally no interest in actually doing anything with one. What's my problem?

Imagine having that much power that you can look at an attractive female and she blushes/flusters almost instantly. Thats a guy who has true abundance. Though he probably doesn't get excited for the girls who just give it up instantly for him. I bet he likes when girls give him at least some resistance, even if its just superficial.

Not even. Do steroids, and then walk around the block once a day and do a set of biceps curls. Boom, hollywood muscles.

How do I get bigger muscles on my forearms? My biceps is getting bigger, but my forearms aren't really keeping up.

Fuck off, faggot. Stallman is based, but Zyzz was pure. Too pure for this world. ;_;

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I'm ugly

desu roids

Not even an incel I understand why women do it and have 0 enmity that they do. But the dating game or even the hookup game just takes out way too much energy out of me then I care to use and other then one or two very specific girls I've never felt a need to pursue it between porn and super low sex drive.

This guy literally, LITERALLY plays only one game. Are you going to imply that he isn't a gamer? Is he on the same level as Chad?

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/ourfuckingguy/

both 'males' and '(males)' are /k/ desu

no girls dont look at you because you're fat and gay.

>assmongoloid
>chad

I'd be the same next to those milkers. MOMMY

Zyzz needs to hoverhand because he was the type of guy who, like women, would make a career off his looks and social influence. Had he been alive today, in this most fragile time to have such livelihood, he would have been slandered with rape allegations and been #metoo'd out of existence.

The guy on the left doesn't give a fuck because he has nothing to lose. Nobody will ever accuse him of rape because the alleged victim would just be told "What did you expect? He looks like a rapist". He is evidently also a man who's trade comes from his MIND. You cannot slander his looks, make up stories about beauty surgery or anything like what a woman have to face off against on a daily basis "oh she has fake tits. She had lipo". This man doesn't give a fuck because he is smart and completely immune to criticism.

Why would you want that.

I was fat and ugly in high school, still am, but I was then too.

Seriously? You'd be hot by proxy.

That is not how it works, it's actually the opposite.

are you stupid?

A friend convinced me and we were drunk

It's more likely that zyzz hoverhanded because he wouldn't want to touch such a skinnyfat bitch.

>Lifting increases test
>Test changes jaw/bone structure and accentuates your body structure

>Why yes, I do play World of Warcraft Classic. How did you know?

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21 here, find people really exhausting and can't be assed to put in the effort for a chance at sex/relationships. I find women attractive, but not so attractive that I feel a need to talk to them

>Roiding for that
Jesus fuck he must have awful genetics to need to roid for something attainable within a few years natty

Alcohol inhibits protein synthesis and raises estrogen levels. You are fucking all your gains
>Calisthenics
Post body

Nigger look at this fucking beast
That shit ain't possible without pumped up hollywood roids

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based capeshit actor

>Beast
God, this is what normies think is fit? Dude doesn't even look like he's reached intermediate lifter state yet. Probably about 15% bodyfat. Nothing impressive

Hooking up with gold diggers is the least chad thing around.

I can't tell if I'm blind but I always check this image for Bloodborne and never find it.

This is what unnatty looks like

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post body

Go back to /fit/ you palumbo fatty

cope

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He was 7% body fat during that movie after training and dieting for just 6 weeks.

No, just look at his fucking legs.

She legit looks like a blow up doll.

He's a trick

We're all gonna make it bros

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>fake tits
>fake lips
>fake nose
What a lucky guy, I'm sure the divorce settlement will be substantial.

What's like being an ogre like this?

Fucking based.

>alcohol raises estrogen levels
Tell that to Humphrey Bogart

Are you surprised?

I almost hate myself enough to want to see all the replies call him a creep

>7%
At 7% you'd be able to see every individual fiber of muscle on his body and his skin would look like paper. He was at least double that. Which isn't hard to get to in a few months if you aren't a complete fatass.

Manlets should be euthanized.

This is the literal opposite of cope. It's rope

Sorry chrischan but that aint happening anytime soon. Now stop rpging.

>haven't had sex or a gf in 7 years
I'm going to Uni soon so I'm hoping I'll be able to salvage my sex life there

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Now you

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Timestamp nigger

You could potentially reach this natty but it would take years. Most likely cavills on something due to hollywood scheduling and expectations to fulfill a certainlook quickly.

I'd stamp your head on the pavement if I had you in front of me for using that pic and complaining about that.

why are you in the women's bathroom

>tfw lost virginity at 19
however I personally follow the 4 month rule
after 4 months of no sex you regain the virgin status

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touching a girl physically decresses your test levels
Zyzz had the right idea

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how short are you?

lmao, the meme actually fits him.

>getting THIS mad over a meme
have sex

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CUTE!

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I am a 24-year old virgin, turning 25 in a few months.

Never had a gf, kissless, handholdless, etc.
But I never really cared to begin with and I still don't give a shit about womyn.

When does Zelda do that?

Do 1 push-up after every mob kill.

Hang from a bar for as long as you can, as soon as you let go you'll feel it in your forearms.

You just need to be more confident bro

Just be yourself bro

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The RMS pic is shooped you dummy.

Girls always do that. I have a 23yo friend who is absolutely livid if I show interest in a 19yo girl. Says it' creepy and shit (I'm 27). Women are just aware that they're timebombs and are extremely jealous of girls who have more time left.

I fucking hate this stupid bastardized wojak. If you've ever used this cringy dogshit you need to IMMEDIATELY neck yourself.

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Just be a sharp jawed, cleft chin, stacked beef tower. girls look at those kinda guys like that all the time

>have a girlfriend for 6 years
>hasn't fucked her
she's fucking other people you know.

Meanwhile zyzz is long gone and that fat hamster looking guy keeps on going.

most people get married in less time than it has taken you to get so little as a handie, you poor man

I thinks its 2 up from final fantasy type-0 but its tough to see