What are your red flags Yea Forums?

What are your red flags Yea Forums?

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A Hideo Kojima game

Western Dev

Doing things like opening doors, pressing buttons, pressing levers, picking up items, crawling through holes etc are all unskippable animation-cutscenes

Promises.

>shotgun has an effective range of 2 1/2 feet

Tattoos
Piercings
Colored hair specially purple

Stay the fuck away from those people

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Female MC

open world and br

based

the tranny flag and the pride flag

>"You can do whatever you want in this game"
Usually means there is nothing to do

>Yea Forums likes it

>open world crafting survival

Also known as the greenlight Unity asset flip.

>Fun with friends
Like no shit bad movies are fun to watch with friends doesn't make them good.

Swedish developer
Female protagonist
Pixel Art
Early Access
Live Service Game
Diverse cast
Blue Hair
Ugly characters
Faggotry mafia
EA
Activision
Open world for no reason
Shake the screen recoil in FPS games
Denuvo bloat
Windows 10 exclusive

>A games praise is entirely "dabs on le sjws"

It goes for “realism” instead of anime designs or an expressive art style

>turn based

>Hideo Kojima is considered a red flag

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Is this a flag? It is red.

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This, god I hate them for making me buy Dragon's dogma. What a clunky, boring and tedious game

Operation Ajax 9/11 Larry Silverstein The Westington House Scandal Latin American Puppet Dictators Operation Condor
Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein CIA Agents The Clinton Chronicles Waco Siege The Clinton Blowjob Scandal Nixon Watergate Scandal The Fake Tibetan Protest of 2008 Staged Coup of Colombia Kandahar massacre
The Guatanamo Bay Illegal Occupation 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état United Fruit Company The Cuban Missile Crisis and the Turkish Missile Crisis Operation Northwoods Iran Contra
American Cover-Up of Trials of Unit 731 Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse MK Ultra Tuskegee syphilis experiment Cointelpro The Bombing of Libya Yemen and Syria The Intervention on Yugoslavia The Philippine Genocide of 1900 Choctaw Trail of Tears North-South Agent Orange and the Loss of Vietnam War Area 51 Richard Nixon Andrew Johnson the Illegal Colonialism of American Samoa Guam and other Pacific Islands the Economic Embargo on Mexico The Rape of Okinawa USS Liberty incident Timber Syacrome The Mỹ Lai Massacre

Yea Forums don`t likes it

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That's already about 95% of modern vidya

>qte for opening doors, flipping switches and other mundane tasks even when theres no sense of urgency
I get it if youre being chased by some fuckhuge boogeyman but if Im just walking from point A to point B why do I need to spend 12 seconds just opening a door with 3 different inputs?

I NEED SOME BACKUP

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anything that has been touched by bugman hands

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Yea Forums likes it

Too bright and colour
Focus on platforming
Racing
Vehicle sections
Underwater sections.

they need to draw out the game length cause kids now use the game time p/h has a metric

What a coincidence, 95% of modern vidya is absolute shit

60 fps

Who bans people typing tianamen square massacre and winnie the pooh?
Who bans player from attending tournements for saying ching chong?
Who is in china in flip flops trying to please the chinese as much as possible to sell cosmetics?

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95% of coins still in my pocket

Dev isn't professional enough to know not to ever try to appeal to far right pedophiles such as /pol/

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So was 95% of old vidya dude.

timed underwater escort missions

Game tries to be realistic

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ya ya keep saying that to yourself tranny

open world

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Published by Nintendo

Socialism

When i start having fun with the game

I'm older than you you fucking shit. I was there and you were still sucking on your mom's titties when I was done with them.

Preorder bonuses, almost guarantees the game is going to be crap and tries to force you to buy it before the reviews out of fear of missing something important

>he's shorter than 6'
>he shaves his head (it's a balding cope)
>he watches anime
>he plays video games more than an hour a day
>he lives with his parents
>he drives an F-150
>he doesnt go to the gym

>made by valve past 2010
>holds major events in china

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nice avatar usage

Dev posts on Resetera

>openbsd
What

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"RPG Elements"
Tons of games tack on skill trees or unnecessary numbers to shit that just doesn't need it. Action RPGs are pretty much the definition of this, being shitty mashy beat-'em-ups that try to hide the fact that their gameplay is shallow by putting in "depth" with armor and useless abilities. And then they turn around and say "oh no, we're the REAL RPGs, we're more realistic!"

Black people like it

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old tranny still a tranny

>Defending the current state of the game industry
kill yourself and become a statistic

Probably a FreeBSD tard
Best avoid them and their mess of an OS

Yea Forumsermins saying that it's a good game

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2/7. Anime and games.

DMC5 came out this year and was godlike. 95% of games always sucked, you just didn't realize it because you were a zygote. You should have been a facial.

>i've never been to /g/

Crafting survival genre is dead to me

Why is the American Negro the most die hard weebs? I don’t get it. What is with the obsession with Japan that outpaces caucasoids?

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and that's a good thing

>DMC5 came out this year
and no one noticed because it was garbage

Your taste in games is shit as expected

Extremely high sensetivity by default
Its not a big deal and can be fixed easily but I still get infuriated by it

It was fantastic. You don't play games at all do you?

does anyone here?

Came here to post this. And this

Yeah but you have to be launching the game in order to learn that the game has high sensitivity, which usually means you already bought it. Not sure if you're aware, but "red flags" are for BEFORE you buy a game. Like "Oh this game is made by EA, I'm not going to buy it because EA is a red flag for me".

>early access
>open world
>survival crafting
>realistic graphics with no art style
>Rockstar
>EA
>Bethesda
>Activision
>"Dark Souls of [genre]"
>"Souls-like"
>FPS with RPG mechanics
>pixel art style
>all trailers for game show no or minimal gameplay
>multiplayer focused
>no single player at all
>"cinematic"
>critics universally love it
>more than 2 threads on Yea Forums at any given time
>Denuvo
>EGS
>devs shitting on fans for giving fair criticism of their game, banning people for criticizing their game, alienates their audience
>RPG "elements"
>full price despite having less than 20 hours of gameplay or uninspired gameplay
>multiplayer designed for e-sports
>f2p
>pre-order bonuses
>pre-order bonuses exclusive to specific stores
>loot boxes/crates/randomized cosmetic DLC
>DLC announced before the game comes out
These are the things I could think of in ~10 minutes. I'm sure if I think about it more I could come up with at least 20 more red flags. If a game has more than 3 of these, I'm almost definitely not buying it, or I'll wait for it to go on sale, buy it used so the devs don't get any money, or pirating it.
i haven't paid for a [current year] game since Stardew Valley, and have only bought 2 bought AAA [current year] games in the past 10 years

Yes and if they don't they need to leave.

You can have red flags upon entering agame too jerk

>people who don't play games leave
>board traffic drops like a fucking stone
>post quality increases a hundred fold
Worth it

Visual Novels, Anime Art Style

>review embargo
>dev team full of diversity hires
>early access
>woke comments and shit on social media
>EA
>free to play
>open world and survival
>multiplayer focus
>any publisher or dev that has royally fucked over their customers before

Epic exclusive

Early Access
Survival
Open World
Crafting
Bonus points for the devs listening to reddit feedback over their own forums

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NTR

Absolutely. I would ban everyone who hadn't played at least 3 hours in the last week if I could.

>game is not made by japs or slavs
Pretty much this.

Ps4 exclusive

Early Access

>m-muh based slavshits!

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1/7 guess which one

No hitstop. That shit is fucking tasty.

People like it because "the devs are based"

I was exactly thinking this before clicking the thread lol

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Roguelite
Indie
Open-world
Post-Apocalyptic
Badass
*Sycophantic reviews in the trailer before the game even came out*
Anything made by Microsoft, Bethesda, EA
Weebshit

It has nothing to do with politics, Japs and slavs know how to make games.
Japs are lately starting to rely more on pandering than game design, though.

Female protagonist.

Called RPG even though it's obviously not

>modern-day setting
Literally never good.

You should have seen some of the games ruskies make.
Or some of the mods ruskies make for western games.
Slavs are shit at vidya making, you just don't see 99% of it.

>Swedish developer
honestly yeah, swedes just can't keep their shitty politics in their pants

The USSR flag

The word "minority" is inadequate to express how few people in this country think this way

communism

Cope

>Slavs are shit at vidya making, you just don't see 99% of it.
The 1% we do see is shit too though, just look at the witcher. Dying Light's great tho

idk what to tell you man, just google it honestly

>Loves Japan
>Meanwhile Japans depictions of Black characters are usually sterotypical rappers, movie stars or unga bunga racist.

People of DIVERSITY being needlessly front and center
takes down steam store page to go egs exculsive

This combined with a retro pixel artstyle makes me want to nuke something.

But black and white and fable are GOAT

Developed in Canada

>game changes tone constantly because the author wanted to be a serious artist man talking about real issues through art, but also has goofy silly ideas he's convinced add depth and originality to the game
>game is derivative without improving or commenting on what it's obviously copying and keeps shoving things-you-know in your face like it compensates the lack of anything
>game is mostly comprised of references to other things
>game as a service model
>dragging out playtime through grind
>procedurally generated content
>need a wiki
>copes games of old wholesale

Except all of these things can be googled and mentioned and discussed in public without getting arrested or censored, which misses the entire point of the Chinese copypasta.

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Rougelike

Sequel.

fpbp

There is literally nothing wrong with pixel art

For me though the red flag is:
>Game actively tries to prevent you from having fun for the sake of avoiding ludonarrative dissonance

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I think I got the joke

Lolis

When a uses "humankind" instead of "mankind" because the dumbass liberals who made it don't understand the English language and that "man" in "mankind" already means "human" in a gender neutral way.

When a game*

Having a ton of DLCs

Cdda is pretty fucking fun tho

Retard
Language isn't about some encoded meaning that denotes Da Troof (TM), it's about communicating ideas to existing people.
If existing people who are actually reading this thing see it as something else than the author, then the idea has been miscommunicated.

An author who ignores it and goes for
>ashuly, this word means this thing in my mind
is a literal autist who needs to go out of the basement more often.

does anyone have the tianamen copypasta but for japs

Only until you understand how to play and realize that you spent last few hours crafting bread and oatmeal and reading a book rather than actually doing anything that takes brainpower.

This sadly. I really wish this wasn't the case.

Paying money to lose access to content

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Procedural
Online Multiplayer
EA
Realist

>There are "people" who actively want Smash to be the bottom one.

Isaac Shrader really let himself go...

Every shit about it has millions of views on YouTube = literal cancer

>this company is made up of different ethnicities, religions, GENDER IDENTITIES, and SKIN COLOR, and cultures

Anime

Not one game in human history is based off of or inspired by anime and good. If you disagree you are a chink, weeb, jizzbrain and most importantly, a shill.

If they allow niggers and catholics, allowing trannies can't make it any worse.

>Play as a variety of heroes
The guy who came to my high school graduation for the class rings and stuff said that this generation really values being part of a group, but being a unique individual within that group. Also I can infer that this generation likes being directly told that kind of stuff. And now I see it time and time again.
I dislike this because it cheapens character archetypes by making them en masse and not using them for an actual fucking story.

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>>he drives an F-150
are you trying to pick out fucking leafs specifically?

>Swedish developer
Being a country responsible for some of the most iconic titles in gaming history and continuing to produce quality material on a near monthly basis doesn't seem that much of a red flag to me

roastie or nigger characters

Voxels.

Next you will say that Ebonics is legit.

Language is not fucking art.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't work, it's shit. Doesn't matter if it's pretty or """proper""".

Is that what you tell your parents when you get an F on your English essay? lmao

Akshuly, I was always near top of my class in every English class in every school I've been to.
And my last job required working with linguists.

The idea of "proper" language is speechlet cope for autists.
Linguists laugh at fedoras who try to treat language as something objective, derived from a dictionary.

>open-world

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Hotline Miami and Rain World. Is there anything else that I'm missing?

I was gonna counter-argue that guy, but this is more succinct and effective

Not knowing a language is not an excuse for the author to become dumber for the sake of an uneducated audience as long as the author isn't purposefully obfuscating the verbiage with verbose lexicon

What's going on in this thread?

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I laugh at you for exhibiting the behaviors of a faggot

just grazing

This is the most misguided opinion on reddit and I sincerely suggest you reconsider it.

this one
fuck off back to /pol/. orthodox are charlatans

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>Games as a service
>Microtransactions
>"Every choice has a consequence"
>"""Gamer Talk""" over a gameplay demo
>Ubisoft, Activision or EA

What do you even play then? Zork?