Death Stranding celeb cameos

>Geoff Doritos confirmed cameo as npc
>probably all the celebs pictured with him in the studio agreed to cameo as npcs
>Lavren is pictured with him
>IMAGINE Lavren full 3D scan


imagine the porn after the release

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Imagine all the people

ME PUT CEREBRITY IN GAME! ME BIG TIME DIRECTOR NOW! OHHHHHH! I ROVE MAD MIKKERSEN! HE MY BEST FRIEND! I ARSO ROVE ACTOR FROM WARKING DEAD! HE SO COOR! GUERRMO DER TORRO? I ARSO BEST FRIEND WITH HIM! I ARSO REARRY ROVE NICORAS WINDING REFN! I ROVE HE MOVIE! I AM REARRY BIG DIRECTOR! BIG BRAIN GENIUS! MAKE WARKING SIMURATOR! RETARDS BUY IT!

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If you don't want them in the picture tell them so.

>pathetic aging Japanese man needs to pay millions for famous good-looking white people to be his friend
Pretty sad desu

abosessed and seething
dilate

Who will he play? Irish Drunkman?

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DUDE CELEBRITIES LMAO

I wonder how much money he's blown through at this point? Even if the game does sell like crazy there's no way they're going to be turning a profit.

>probably all the celebs pictured with him in the studio agreed to cameo as npcs
HOLY BASED

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>cvhurches
>good looking
They couldn’t be more bleh and boring if they tried
Kek is that real?

imagine the SFM porn

Why is there so many Bonbi look alikes???

How do you get 3d model if the game is ps only? I thought is only possible with pc?

IT'S PAYNE

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have sex

I want to fuck Sakurai

Sakurai and Jade porn incoming.

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Oof, Lauren finally hit the wall. Guess there's no reason to anticipate a new Chvrches album anymore.

based

Get em!

Jimbo might just be adding people to the game so their models get used in SFM.

>tfw we are about to take that comic to the full extreme

Did Kojima blur out the other two bandmates?

PLAY HER GAME! PLAY HER GAME! PLAY HER GAME!

>Jade went full mommy mode
Mmm.

based

cringe

Hang on. Have we seen a single Death Stranding character that isn't some celebrity?

The baby.

>What is Sarah from The Last of Us™

Ehat the fuck. They filmed segment there like year ago. Where the fuck is it?

Depends on what you mean by celebrity. Troy Baker is a voice actor that was scanned for Higgs.

Baby fetus jar

I'm betting on the baby growing up to be Kojima after the credits.

Kek

>imagine the porn after the release
Joosten porn was pretty lackluster

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>post-credit scene
>years later
>rear view of the baby all grown up
>turns around
>it's Kojima
>"Did you rike eet?"

she hit the wall hard

Holy fucking basado

BASED.

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>this entire time Death Stranding has just been a ploy by Kojima to get as many celebs 3d scanned so that all of their models get ripped and used for porn
>we'll get to see Guillermo Del Toro fucking Margaret Qualley while Mads Mikkelsen gets sucked off by Lauren Mayberry and Lea Seydoux with Norman Reedus waiting for his turn on the sidelines
>Grimes is probably in their too hunched over looking like a goblin masturbating
Kojima is a God, a true visionary. These Hollywood fucks don't realise that they've just signed up to the gangbang that will define a generation. This is what Kojima really meant when he said "If I mess up, I'll probably have to leave the industry."

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Did Del Taco get to do the voice for his character too?

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Now it was some other guy.

So its just never fucking coming out is it?

you forget
HAHAH KERRANU REEEE I PASS ON HIM I RIKE MADS MORE

Spbp

BaSed Konami

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Ludens confirmed for Smash
Kirby confirmed for PSASBR2

nah that was LeFou from Beauty and the Beast

imagine trusting that fucking shit cunt after the absolute state of MGS5.

Are you ready for goblin porn?

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Ela elite looks like a prostitute.

>Grimes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAIRY ARMPITS FUCKED BY ELON

absolutely based, kojimbodrones seething

What did you expect from an "art" student?

Fuck tranny jannis
ME PUT CEREBRITY IN GAME! ME BIG TIME DIRECTOR NOW! OHHHHHH! I ROVE MAD MIKKERSEN! HE MY BEST FRIEND! I ARSO ROVE ACTOR FROM WARKING DEAD! HE SO COOR! GUERRMO DER TORRO? I ARSO BEST FRIEND WITH HIM! I ARSO REARRY ROVE NICORAS WINDING REFN! I ROVE HE MOVIE! I AM REARRY BIG DIRECTOR! BIG BRAIN GENIUS! MAKE WARKING SIMURATOR! RETARDS BUY IT!

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Wtf is Bauhaus?

Fuck off underaged

Reminder that Kanye wanted to meet with Kojima in new york and keighly hooked them up.

Listening to them now

what happened to her face?

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Living, for todaaaaay
yahouu ouu

*ting* *ting* *ting*

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He gets around doesn't he?

Can't wait for all the celebrity SFM porn

HE BANGED LAVREN

kek

you guess

He's not paying for shit. He isn't funding the game himself you dumb fuck.

Mein sides.

I still don't get this game
>It has real celebrities in it
>it's been hyped to hell and back
>all the gameplay shown so far is you running through meadows, and, oddly, taking a piss
I still don't get what's the genre or gameplay or objective. I really, unironically, believe this game is going to bomb because a lot of people will just buy it because of the hype, but aren't going to find anything of worth because it's all looking so pretentious

>K-kojima-San I flew down to Germany just to see you...
>h-how are you doing?
>do you need any more NPCs in your game?

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If Geoff is in it that means we might get schick hydrobot right?

So that's the cumrag who replaced Joosten

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No this is

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Lauren is finally starting to age. Very sad.