Game asks you for your birthday

>game has christmas and halloween game modes that are only available on those holidays
Really wish this was more of a mainstream thing.

If you're 44 you can just go to a local pub and make friends with the other failures in life.

>He has a birthday

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Then don't be the one to abandon yourself. Be with you, do fun stuff. Try to get friends. Maybe go on a trip.

>booked a doctor's appointment on my birthday
>my dad got a court date scheduled on my birthday
thanks

>Birthday is 31/12
>During vacations
>Parents never bothered making a small party for me
>Friends doesn't know my birthday
>Stay in house looking at the celling through the whole day
>No gf
>Vidya is a temporary escapism
I actually don't blame anyone, got used to it, it's that just so sad to have a date to remember that you are dying and have no one at your side to atleast make it better.

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>it's that just so sad to have a date to remember that you are dying

That explains why I enjoy my birthday so much despite it always being a one man party. Death is the end of suffering. When you think about it enough and come to that realisation, it's no longer something to be feared. Only people with good lives should fear death. I'm waiting patiently. I love my birthday.

Who would want to be friends with an uninteresting 44 year old guy with nothing to offer and nothing to his name? Genuine question. Misery loves company?

Another uninteresting 44 year old guy with nothing to offer and nothing to his name. You'll bond over alcoholism.

This feature kind of hurt in MGSV. I had been playing all night and just finished the missions where you lose Quiet forever and Big Boss was absolutely covered in blood and filth and so after that I go back to the base.
And then everyone sings happy birthday to Venom while he stands there covered in blood and filth and missing Quiet.

>no one remembered it's your birthday
>games you usually play don't have the features OP mentioned

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thanks Animal Crossing. I told my birthday to my favorite villager too, so I think they're guaranteed to stay in my town until my birthday so they can celebrate when the day comes.

I didn't even thought that was weird until I saw this post.
Fuck off normalfags.

Sad birthday pictures cause me physical pain.

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>the last time I celebrated my birthday was on my 21st where I treated myself to a mommy tier escort.
>tell her its my birthday for a laugh
>she sings me happy birthday before fugging
>kisses me on the forehead before going to her next callout.
It was the happiest day of my life.

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they become funny once you pull a Jehovah Witness and stop celebrating events entirely

>Game asks you for your birthday
>1st of January, 1900
I'm not participating if your data mining operation

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Based schizo poster.

Your “Yea Forumsros” are a bunch of 16 year olds whose first console was the Xbox 360 and who grew up playing Minecraft

is 20 a boomer age Yea Forumsros? i turn 20 this year, am i leaving zoomerdom already?

based

>do this on websites that require age confirmation for the longest time
>start getting aarp offers in the mail

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That's not how it works, idiot.

>birthday is literally Christmas day

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>get wind waker for 12th birthday
>first line of dialogue wishes me a happy birthday
>not even a special feature, its just links birthday too

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>Game releases shortly after your birthday
>never see birthday messages because you stop playing the game long before your next birthday comes around

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that's pretty cute, user

>game stores your birthday and personal information to get your identity and have a profile about you
Why do we allow this bullshit. It's because everyone has accepted privacy rape from smartphones, right? Holy hell, when are we going to ban that cancer?

>play animal crossing new leaf
>birthday is the same as isabelles
>she makes note of that when you tell her
>I assume that the game just says that for everyone
>years later find out her canon birthday was actually the same as mine

>Birthday comes faster and faster every year
youtube.com/watch?v=SNgyEmYyQF4
This video makes me want to die everytime i watch it

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Wow, you're pretty good with computers grandpa, posting all by yourself

Mommy tier? What does this imply? Super doting?

>Only the game remembered your birthday

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Who is he?

Best new years eve was one when my family was sleeping and there was heavy rain so no fucking fireworks were heard.

youtu.be/g_50jgjhVXQ

My birthday was always during a school holiday, and I lived far away from my friends. So every birthday I ever had as a kid was spent alone.
Even though I'm in my late 20s now I can't help but find my own birthday to be just the most thoroughly depressing, hateful, lonely day. Like it's ingrained into me.

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>TFW my birthday passes and I never even notice

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this is the only correct answer

Is this male or female?

>dad is looking a porn

I feel bad for ugly people. Anyone half decent to endlessly fuck through tinder. It's good ugly people are dying out at least

It means fat.

youtu.be/CuGnza-xE2s

yea whatever bitch

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A tank of helium and a mask, that's how i plan to do it if i can't keep the promise i did to myself.

Same to be honest, my Mom always calls me to wish me a happy birthday.

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where is the face reveal?

I can't take being a friendless virgin anymore.

Freudian slip

I thought I was your fren?

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ah thats nice, dude. My mom died years ago.

Probably a woman who's old enough to be his mother.

I couldn't do it since I love my mother and we have a good relationship. She's coming over today to bring me my laundry and some bags of my favorite pickle flavored sunflower seeds.

Feelsgoodman

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I didn't even get why this cutscene triggered at first.
>mfw remembered it was by birthday.

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>birth day
>open gift
>it's something beautiful made out of glass
>it slips and shatters unto the ground
It was the highs and lows of life and they're intense back to back like this.

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That's not a good thing you dumb fuck, without ugly people there's nothing to make you attractive

It's not fucking fair.

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this one always gets me

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I'd like to put my pickle in your moms bag if you know what I mean

Its never too late to change your life around, generally speaking, im sorry if you have cancer or something. If not though, you gotta be willing to set yourself to a schedule and just sit down and learn your passions, most importantly, do them.

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Sorry for your loss user
But don't worry, you can get a mommy gf!

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a-aniki...

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Kinda sad but, I always play mg5 on my birthday and cry because I actually feel like for once in my life I have a family and a purpose. Been doing every year since launch because no one really remembers my bday.

I'm sorry user

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All the good men are dead

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Do you think about suicide much these days Yea Forums?

It's a shame that birthdays are so hyped up in the US because falling short of the expectations you see in TV/movies just leads to a bunch of depressed people. Though to be fair that's the case with most thing these days, especially if you're not redpilled on social media. People present their base fronts online, you don't see them struggling behind the scenes, and believe me, every human being struggles in some ways.
Cheer up guys. You're alive in a time where we don't have to fend for our lives in the forests and savannas like our ancestors had to, You can easily find food, you have infinite entertainment, you have shelter. We're all of us massively ahead of all the other beasts on this world. So fucking what if your birthday's just sharing a cake with your divorced mother and autist little brother.
If you're lacking purpose and friends, go out and find these things. I guarantee there are people more pathetic than you out there, and they will welcome your friendship as readily as you welcome theirs. Be open to new experiences and don't let your self-doubts talk you out of living your life. The worst thing that can happen is you fail, and if you're already failing you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

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>a gay pornstar being that pure of heart
what are the odds

Fuck yeah December 20th bro

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Why did he have to die?

It's not. Don't take shit written by anonymous jerks to heart.

t. normie

He had a wife and kid after he quit. I remember reading an interview on some old blog about it.

My birthday is coming up and I've been trying to list what have I accomplished this year.
I couldn't name a thing so I went back another year.
I got to the conclusion, I've done nothing for around four years, since I got my first kiss and accepted to a good college from which I dropped out this year
I've literally done nothing but shitpost on Yea Forums and fruitlessly study for all this time.
I never made any friends in college, I'm still a virgin, all these hopes for projects I wanted to do once 'highschool was over and I had time' went down the drain.
I want to cry but I've been trying to do that for a few minutes and just can't. I feel in the verge of tears but nothing comes out.

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Christmas is 12/31 tho

it's okay user. things went bad but you're still alive and you can still make something out of your life

it can only get worse, user

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Lie to make friends or become interesting

How did your birthday go, Yea Forums?
>both of the people I play vidya with forgot my birthday
>it's cool, I don't care much for my birthday and I don't like them much anyway
>mother and sister take me out for food
>mother asks if any of my friends wished me a happy birthday
>"I don't really have friends"
>disappointed look
>asks me when I'm gonna do something with my life
>go home
>scream into the abyss while running people over in GTA
it was an ok day.

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that cat is old as fuck

I'm not gonna lie, it's not good to waste time, but I know where you're coming from. What's important is that you realize that something's wrong and that's the first step to turning your life around.
I'm not telling you to stop playing vidya or stop shitposting, but everything has its own time. Balancing your time efficiently is the best way to not burn out and not feel unaccomplished.

Just starting my second semester in college in about two weeks. I'm actually gonna go to lectures and shit now, be active, be there. Or else I know that I will end up like that. I've been alone for far too long as it is.

Well,at least you finished high school so you still got plenty of options.

This is me but 11 years in and I've accepted an early death via suicide as being the best course of action for my unsalvageable situation. Shit happens so who cares.

Never.
When personal barcodes/RFIDs/some equivalent start getting consumer grade, early adopt and encourage everyone you know to do the same. Our technological suicide is inevitable, we should hasten it as much as possible.

i mean mine is christmas

When did years start feeling like months?
It's nearly September. Then it'll be Christmas again. Last Christmas felt like it was just a few weeks ago.
I know your perspective of time changes as you get older but it's terrifying. I'm going to turn around tomorrow and be an old fucking man.

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I'm almost out of the calendar days soon, and I don't really want food or any kind of celebration.
On my birthday, I might just go outside and drink just enough until everyone's asleep so I could go home.
Getting a job again after a shit engagement that failed horribly.

What if life is a test and you'll get fucked in the ass by who knows what,after you're dead?

I failed it so lol

Inmates say the exact same thing ''years are like months''. Your life is like a fucking prison.

If I stopped numbing myself from reality and looked at my life objectively, I would finally go through with it and kill myself.
It's easy to not be a failure if you just don't try.

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>normie
Fuck off normalfag

haha every birthday I feel none of the excitement I used to haha every time I'm waiting on the train I envision myself jumping on the tracks

>Have vidya and irl friend with a birthday on star wars day
>friend group all remember his birthday
>none of us remember each others, and most of us haven't even watched the movies
This user is right, if you don't push yourself to find happiness and reasons to have gratitude in your life, you probably won't stumble on it magically. Setting realistic goals for yourself and working out/eating right/going out all make you feel like you've accomplished something. Baby steps for everything. This also doesn't mean quit vidya ya dorks, unless you're addicted or seriously can't find happiness in it you can keep playing AND be social. Now more than ever are people social retards, just be aware about your own social retardation and keep it in check

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Birthdays now are just hoping I get stuff that I need. I was kinda pissed last birthday that nobody bought me underwear because I actually needed underwear

nice

>select option to not do anything special for your birthday
>game does it anyway

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Refer to the chart.
Just use a gun,

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>Godwin's wager writ large
lmao get fucked

No, as bad as this place is it still has some anons who actually know their shit when discussing different topics.

I wish I still had my car since at least I could listen to some nice tunews while I gas myself out like a kike.

So Yea Forums, what's your dead life goal?
Used to want to be an animator, myself.

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>uh-huh, and how would you rate the pain of your suicide via shotgun to the head on a scale of 0 to 100?

mmmmmmmmmbbbbout a 5

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gay pornstar

Most people don't accomplish anything noteworthy in their lives and work shitty jobs until the day they die. You need to rein back your expectations because they're clearly getting in the way of you living your life.
If friends are what you want, be honest and trusting and compassionate. Some people may take advantage of you but you need to put yourself out there to make social connections. Spending a lot of time on Yea Forums can make you thorny and closed-off to everyone and that's really not good for you.
If purpose and passion are what you want, don't sit around waiting for an epiphany because one will never come. Keep trying new things and embrace failure as the learning opportunity it truly is and eventually you'll find something to do. You might not love it, but do you think the guy at Dunkin Donuts loves waking up at 5am every morning to make the donuts? You find what you can do, what you can tolerate, and you let that be enough. But if you don't try things, you'll never get anywhere.
Self-reflection helps, but if you have no one to talk to I suggest seeing a therapist. Being alone with your thoughts allows them to spiral endlessly in your mind and dig deep grooves into your psyche, and once the maelstrom slips your control you'll self-destruct. It sucks having to pay some big nose with a clipboard to listen to you and respond to your thoughts, but that's how you release the pressure in your mind and move forward. Friends can do the same thing for you, but you have to be careful not to overburden them with your problems.

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video game dev, but I dodged a bullet

maybe I should have become a cop

B-but monogamy is stupid and flying spaghetti monster...

post the clip

I never had a goal in the first place

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Working a job that would allow me to have enough money for vidya and a place where I can live with my old man again. It won't happen since hes made it pretty clear that he doesn't want anything to do with me now.

Pick yourself up before it’s too late retard. Get the fuck back in college and make connections. Half the value of college is making friends with the right people. Fuck, I just graduated and I don’t even know how to find a girl post-college. But that’s a different story.

Get. Fucking. Motivated. I don’t care how you do it. Watch some inspirational YouTube videos or what the fuck ever. Just get off your ass and get some momentum going before it’s too late. Get some work, make some money, and just talk to people. Even if you’re awkward as fuck, some human is bound to click and be your friend.

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Having lifelong friends
Having a happy family life
Having any sort of social life
Apart from that I genuinely don't remember, I can barely remember a time when I was genuinely happy, at this point i'm just riding it out because death is sure to be a lot worse.

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Astronaut.

To make something of artistic value people enjoy and are willing to pay me for, instead coding stupid business apps.

thanks for reminding me my parents got drunk on my birthday and forced me to do a bunch of shit to entertain them while pretending they were doing what I wanted when I just wanted to be left alone and ignoring me telling them to stop

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I wanted to retire at 30 so I could enjoy myself in genuine peace for a good few decades. By the time I was 16 I realised I wasn't talented enough to earn that kind of money
Also wanted a wife and son, but lmao at the chances of that

Milf

To out live my brother.

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Never had one, even as a kid. I played games, watched cartoons and later on anything sci-fi. The only thoughts I had were that there were things I enjoyed and wanted to do them as much as possible, while paying lip-service to school and pretending to care during family events. This idea that I should have wanted some great special thing from life never occurred to me.

I want to be two maids

You have a birthday that enables you to turn into the Duke of New Years. Parties stack my friend. Own it. Become the harbinger of the New Year.

>I don’t even know how to find a girl post-college.
If you have friends, one way is friends of friends. Post-college, meeting people is usually going to work/events/conferences/etc.
You can also try online dating. Another way is to go to bars/clubs/book clubs/gym and actually talk to any girl, but don't use pickup lines.
Whichever way, always be ready to be rejected and try and try again, it's a numbers game.

Memorylet here, it only gets worse.
For a while I was firmly convinced that something which happened back in august of 2018 actually happened a few weeks ago. Can't remember faces or voices beyond a basic concept, forget conversations after a week, never learn anything from classes that sticks longer than a month and lose my train of thought about half the time I try to talk.
I don't even need to age for my mind to give out, it seems. Shit's fucked.

fuck.
this one always get me.

>there's a 49% chance to survive seppuku
wtf? I thought samurai were honorable n shit?

Ugly women will still reproduce, so it's not like you're ridding the world of ugly people altogether.

That's why you have somehow else cut off your head afterward.

I was picked on since grade school and I've really only wanted to be happy.

love you too man

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>no no no why do my parents try to make me happy?
You ungrateful shit. Stop indulging in your own cynicism.

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>Do you think about suicide much these days Yea Forums?
I think about it every day. I've made it a habit to point a gun to my head every day so that I can get used to the feeling and hopefully have less hesitation for the day I actually do it. Whenever that day is.

Underrated and based.

>february
>birthday comes around
>zero friends
>own over 70 games but somehow none of them catch my interest
>mom just had a surgery, so she can't leave her bed
>realize i'm all alone this time
>take a bus to the asian borough in my city to eat some ramen and drink until i actually feel like i'm having fun
>as soon as i get there i am met with a fuckton of people
>it's a chinese new year celebration
>the ramen shop is closed
>i buy a single cup of sake from a street vendor
>sit in the sidewalk and contemplate life
>an hour later
>people are singing now, the festival is ending
>i get up
>suddenly the sky gets shock-full of fireworks
>and they are fucking great too, to this day the best fireworks i've ever seen
>realize i'm barely holding back tears
>pretend i got a fireworks show for my birthday

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Hey same, then round about the time I went of to college I was too genuinely afraid to talk to people for long times that I graduated without a single friend.

I haven't left the house in 3 months, life on the outside just isn't for me

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You should have gone to visit your mother.

But user, I already have friends called Yea Forums

Hey, Yea Forums...

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i want to make decent money being a programmer but have no motivation.. already basically have my AS in it..

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>this entire thread

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Don't do it, I swear to fucking Christ.

what is it?

At least you graduated!

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GANBATTE!

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it was my birthday a few days ago and my family and 2D pngs wished me a happy birthday and I got myself a kebab, shit was cash

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>tell parens i don't give a fuck about new year and won't go out
>tell me i'll regret it blablabla
>they go out, i'm alone
>have a fucking great time eating random shit and drinking moderately while browsing and watching tv
>they come home early, drunk as fuck, had a fight with their friends
>get passive agressive and ruin my night
Fuck you faggots drunkards

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Looks like a pretty jewcy cake

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L-LEWD!

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slit your fucking wrists you retarded normalfaggot
my parents have ruined my fucking life

Some parents are horrible people. Being a parent is as easy as putting your dick in a hole. Being a good parent is something else.

There are other people like you mate

>those tabs
better be a joke, user

>Spent last new years playing Ace of Spades with Yea Forums while listening to the r/a/dio
Honestly the most fun new years I've ever had, I'm never going to a party again.

Grow up and lose your shame complex. I know exactly what you're like.

Don't indulge his fantasy.

oh no no no! how naughty

I did this but for the millennium. Zero regrets.

i'm going to be 30 in a few months

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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree you fat fucking bastard
Fuck you dad

I would've graduated this year if I didn't drop out my first semester
I've been neet for nearly 4 years now
I have no desire to ever go back but it's funny thinking about how I could be in the exact situation I am now but with a worthless degree in a subject I don't care about and 5 figures in debt

are you getting your wizard licence?

I fucking hate boomers. If you don't do everything like they do, you're weird to them. Just doing things because you're supposed to, and not because you would like to. Fuck this shit.

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>girl's last tour
>a joke
the anime and the manga are both very satisfying for a slice of life. fuck you

I told half my family to meet at one place and the other half to meet at another and then I went to neither place and jerked off. I hate holidays, specially with my family. I don't remember the last time I ever enjoyed a birthday.

>animefaggot
cringe

I was moreso talking about the literal suicide website and 1999 emo music but yes GLT is one of my favorite manga.
Fuck off faggot

>have all the time to do anything I'd want to
>have the money to do so
>too lazy or just cant be bothered to start doing something
what the fuck is wrong with me god fucking dammit

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Listen fag, if you want friends join some discord servers that relate to your interests. As for your projects and failures, meditate on what you really want to do in life. I know this isn’t top of the line advice, but I wish you the best. This is a stepping stone, a bad period where things can only get better.

I have a birthday on new year's eve as well friend, you're not alone

Last year I rented a cabin in the woods with my ""friends"" due to peer pressure. I just wanted to spend NYE somewhere. One of the guys was being a total dickwad towards me the entire time just because he and I don't see eye to eye.
On NYE itself I had to remind them it was my birthday otherwise they would have forgotten. The important thing was that I was the one who bought the BBQ meat for NYE which they all ate with much gusto without so much as a word of thanks.
Of all the friends I thought I had, five of them congratulated me. That's it.

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enjoy thine powers

kys weeb

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you're on a website built on anime you fucking idiot

Let's try to be more selective with friends from now, eh?

>every birthday after 21 has been pointless

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>want friends
>realize I don't want the hassle of 'keeping in touch' and stuff
Yea Forums is 95% of my social interaction. The other 5% is family and random shopkeepers.

I've let $60,000 sit in a savings account for years because I'm too stupid and unmotivated to learn how investing works and what to do with it

don't reply to me again

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>Yea Forums is 95% of my social interaction. The other 5% is family and random shopkeepers.
This

how do I make friends irl who hate niggers

Anyone in his thread not drink? I can’t anymore because it induces psychosis in me (something I already struggle with), so I socialize a lot less now knowing I can’t just get drunk like I used to and like all my friends want too

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my niggas

Where'd my motivation go
I even cleaned up my room and fixed my desk up to make learning the things I wanted to learn easy. It's like I'm fighting my own brain and losing.

I wanted to be a girl but I never managed to become mentally ill enough to transition. I settle for being a feminine incel with thirsty gay orbiters.

I have never consumed alcohol and I don't intend to.

my mom is an abusive alcoholic so I hate it and all drugs and hate being around people who use them
needless to say I'm alone but the thought of going to a bar or being around a stoner legitimately disgusts me and I'd prefer going insane from isolation to that

today is my birthday
26

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I only have two friends and they are both self hating negros. One is poorfag without a job that plays tf2 all day, the other one is chad tier that fucks all the girls and tells me about it as if I knew anything about it. Also joking about negros is acceptable.

i live with her, user.

I only drink 2 or 3 times a year. I could easily become an alcoholic if I went any further than that; even when things are bad I always keep my will strong with that, at least.

Scientist

Until I learned that was pussy deflection so I joined the military instead

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>I even cleaned up my room and fixed my desk up
Wash your penis.

>play mgsv on my birthday
>Fireworks, cake, cigars
>Kaz, and Ocelot and everyone is there
>we're all happy
>the cutscene ends
>loaded back onto a lifeless mother base platform where a couple of soulles soldiers meander about with no purpose while slow sad music plays
god damn it Konami. God damn it Kojima.

Anyone else forget to play this game on their birthday every year?

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Happy Birthday user. Even if we aren't all here for you in person all of us (10% of us) care about you. I hope you at least have a relaxing day, bro.

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I just dont like alcohol, only weed sometimes

happy bday man, dont give up senpai

I drink almost an entire 750 ml bottle of rum every day after work because I cant handle the stress of being the supervisor at work. I've gone in drunk after people call off/fuck shit up so many times it doesn't even register anymore. I'm afraid of liver damage but at this point I'm just looking for an excuse to turn myself into a meme via an heroing on stream.

I try but I can't compel myself to go past the first drink. I had a bottle of bourbon bought for me on my 21st and it's been sitting up on the shelf for the past decade having been opened once, It doesn't help that most of my family are alcohols or recovering.

All I wanted was a wife. That's literally it. Ever since I got dumped seven years ago I knew what love was like and I knew my life needed it.

I could do a traditional 80s american household, dual income, or me be a stay at home dad, all sound nice to me, what mattered was the love.

Seven years I tried, grinding every online dating website like it was a MMO, and here I am now, on Yea Forums

Dont really know why I'm alive anymore

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happy birthday user, be glad you aren't in your 30s yet

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what games

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Nothing past a 10 year old "work for video games!" type shit.
I just got a good job (or at least, infinitely better than my old one) so i'm just going to sit around for a while.

>it's a numbers game
it's not, this has been disproved.

I love drinking so much that I hate it
My dad destroyed his life with the stuff, I know it's terrible but booze just makes things slightly less worse. It's like the million things that I am worrying about in any given second just don't matter anymore and I can enjoy being alive, albeit only for a while.
I'm a mean drunk though, I also get extremely depressed after a while, I tried to kill myself once when I was completely shitfaced I also almost tried to murder my dad

go fap

I wanted to drive trains.

im fine user 26 is ok
4y and wizard powers incoming

>that cursed image
Tom and Jerry was right all along.
dailymotion.com/video/x3xxbmn

motivation isn't real we're born with talent and can't learn anything why can't I just man up and hang myself

I will later
its a tradition

No one is born with talent user. I had incredible social anxiety for years that I fixed working retail for several years, now I have very good social skills.

I'm making it out of my slump
>got entry level software dev job
>moved back in with my parents and they dont make me pay rent as long as I help around the house
>have enough money to make the ultimate hikki room that I can lock myself in for days
>finally finding closure with the fact that I will never find love and have a wife and kids
That last bit has been the hardest part, but I have a supportive group of friends who are other outcasts and understand. We play vidya and watch anime together. Makes it an easier pill to swallow.

I always play mgs5 on my bday too. Based Kojima did this for us.

OK

Yea Forums is alright when people aren't being rude cynic retards to eachother
Never stop being human

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were u at niggy?

It's mostly our way of copping and ignoring how shitty everything is i guess

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Thank you for posting. I've been itching to try to put myself out there to find someone who loves me for ME but after reading your warning, you can be sure that I'll at least go a while longer without budging.

now im sad thanks user

To truly value something, one must lose it first.

getting a high tier escort and hitting it off is the best experience an incel can have. It's like tasting the forbidden fruit.

Honestly I pretty much convinced I wont be able to build any kind of romantic relationship at this point (24yo).

It can go the other way around too. I found some women that were genuinely good (not perfect, note) but it just didn't work out due to circumstances outside of their control. It *is* possible.

To be a girl

the trick is to be happy at the little things, that shit adds up

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Nope

I never had a life goal then and I dont have a goal now, I just don fucking know what to do, there's too much stuff and so little time

Why do I feel bad for this nigger

Wanted to be an engineer

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feels bad man

He's one of us

well user go on explain

Probably because he doesnt seem like some ghetto cunt and you connect with him because you're in a similar place. I'm a vaguely racist person but every time I see this I just want to give the dude a hug and go to his birthday.

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Hey kid at least your parents celebrate your birthday. I don't think I ever got a cake on my birthday.

You hit very close to home user.

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I've done nothing for my birthday the majority of my life since its been so close to Christmas or poverty stricken. I'm only 19

>longer life
God, please no.

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>It takes almost two minutes to die from a shotgun to the head
I... what?

I've never tried getting drunk alone and that is not a thing i'm willing to start.

>game does this
>I pirated the game and robbed the developers who threw me an in-game event to celebrate my birthday when my own family forgot
>begin to see why nobody wanted to throw me a party

My guess is they include preparation.

I've never known what I wanted to be or what I was doing, not even for a minute.
Now I'm an alcoholic retail manager staring down 25, just wondering if I'll ever feel passionate about anything at all.

this list was made by a fag.

Having a single drink alone can greatly increase the enjoyment of single player games, but yeah getting drunk out of your mind alone sounds like a sad time. After a hard day of work I'll sometimes pour myself a glass and load up a JRPG that I've been chugging through.

dumb frogposter

>everyone expects me to keep in touch
>but noone has ever kept in touch with me

At this point I just want a death that can be passed as natural or out of my control
The best I can give my family is a story to tell that doesn't end with "and then he killed himself"

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Drinking alone is nice, specially when you just want to be alone and listen to music or play vidya.
I always keep a bottle of vodka nearby and some orange juice.

Personal ethics

No you dont

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Based and drunk vidya pilled

Wojak edits are low-effort boring shit, kid.

happy birthday user

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>he celebrates his birthday after the age of 12

I just swallow blackpill and accepted that married is more trouble than its worth

Name exactly forty-six (46) games that do this.

>would go to asian massage place on the regular in graduate school
>see two girls, they won't let any of the other girls see me
>tell one of them that it's my birthday
>she says birthday boys should get presents, next time I will get a present in broken english
>assume it's going to be some sort of outlandishly freaky sex thing with the other girl like they did one time for more money than I care to admit
>her and the other girl got their families back home to put together a care package full of birthday stuff from China
I was touched.

that's... that's actually very nice.

I wanted to change the world into a place where there is no suffering, I wished that everyone could be happy.

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yeah but whats the catch? did you continue to do business with them long after you were given said care package? its a chinese thing where they rope you in with little gifts like this to ensure that you will continue to buy shit off of them.

colleges are a waste of time. go to trade school

That's depressing bro.
Sorry for ya.

Nice blog post.

>chinese thing
I mean he was already a regular, and I think most cultures on earth have caught on to the "customer loyalty" plan idea.

user...
should've left when you had the chance

A girl I met on fetlife came over with 12 cans of Shocktop beer and a large pizza. We watched a horror movie, had sex and then she completely ghosted me.

We never drank any of the beers and they're still in my fridge. I've never been a big drinker but I think I'm going to have a few and get a good buzz going.

Oh and the pizza was 10/10 but the sex was 4/10.

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Today's my 30th. We share a special day together. Happy birthday.

underrated post

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Did you become a wizard or surrender that to a thot?

Surrendered at 19.

My roommate's GF is going to a trade school and they are still fucked. Not as fucked as colleges, but the teacher is bringing in his GF for a lesson that they already went over weeks ago so it's clear he's just wasting everyone's time and money. She reported him so hopefully he gets fucked but I doubt it.

>Pokemon X/Y lets you put a little message on the bottom screen
>Put "It's my Birthday!"
>Someone offers a trade
>Trades me a shiny Mew
Thanks video games.

Reading this made me realize that my bitch of an ex wouldn't do something like this even if I paid her to. Much less if it were my birthday. Lucky bastard.

anyone have the version with "being alive" at the bottom?

They roped me in long before that when one sucked my cock while the other gargled my balls for 100 bucks. There's this magic little acronym in the sex business: YMMV. Prostitutes are like any other employee, from retail to food services, in that they like some customers more than others and are willing to go the extra mile for them. I tipped them well and they took care of me.

>reloading does nothing

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yeah but you're not stressed out or sad for the longer life, so it evens out the suffering.

Being an artist. Cant even finish a 4 koma of LWA; when Splatocalypse happened, I started making a drawing of Order vs Chaos, still a WIP.
I still have hope of being a father of a nice christian family though.

That happened to me, one time, except it was adultfriendfinder ages ago in undergrad and we got delivery from a new pizza place and we spent the entire time raving about the pizza. Then we got food poisoning and took turns shitting and puking our guts out. She was a good friend, eventually got married and pumped out a few kids.

I would prefer not to risk it.

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>savage

>ethics

spot the faggot

>get depression under control after many long years
>turns out it was saving me from anxiety
Thanks god, that's real fucking neat.

And to think the faggots that blow money on twitchthots spent a fraction of that on what you got they would be happier men. They might end up wanting to marry a prostitute but at least they are being taking for a fun ride that doesn't end with them getting cucked online.

Why do you oldfags LARP so hard about the wizardshit? It's nothing but a coping mechanism and it's so transaparent it's actualllly kinda sad.

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Huh, that story wasn't quite what I was expecting but if you're happy with her then I'm happy for you.

You were dumb to have kids though, senpai.

It was long gone before I ever found this place, if anything it helped me regain a bit of it.

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"No thank you, I don't drink anymore."
Was that so hard?

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Larping is fun though. Just like when I'm an ass eating, foot worshipping zoomer.

Comedian and have my own talk show like Conan and voice cartoon characters. I have a twitch channel that's the closest I'll ever get since I'm not Jewish or willing to fuck kids.

It's fun to play pretend and it helps keep a straight face when we don't feel like crying.

I've gotten to the point where I realize everything I aim towards is unrealistic. I just want a shitty little house where I can be left alone to play video games.

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I want to go to one of the parlors around here but the guys I knew who went were cunts. You got it good man

Based abstinence bros

Alcohol will ruin your life. Strong willed men have the ability to tell depression to go fuck itself.

No, no, she got married and pumped out a few kids. She was a massive slut, too, I kinda feel bad for her husband and two daughters. One time I walked in on her getting double penetrated at a party and she asked if I was just gonna stand there laughing like an idiot or get my dick sucked.

Medical issues on my end. Nothing life threatening, but I just tend to throw up any alcohol I drink. Even if it's just a bottle of beer. To be fair I probably save a nice bit of money due to this. I use to drink every other weekend. 6-8 shots of vodka was a good drunk for me.

It's actually a joke you fucking retard.

I see. You haven't learned about mortgages yet.

lots of human beans here. Don’t give up!

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Honestly having girls like that as friends is fine, but holy shit someone would have to be a retard to put a ring on a girl like that.

What is it like to have a double digit IQ?

christ i wouldn't decline but that orgasm would be one frought with woe for the state of the world

good old melancholic blowjob

it's better to shoot me

Nice try, wizard. You're not keeping all those powers for yourself.

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I know of them but not exactly how they work. To my understanding it's a monthly bill you pay off based on your credit and how much the house itself costs. The problem is I have no credit.

>Honestly having girls like that as friends is fine
That depends on whether she gets regular checks ups phamalamb. Fun as it might be getting a dick illness sucks shit big time.

And suddenly even getting a shitty little house becomes unrealistic. The world is cruel.

>I kinda feel bad for her husband and two daughters.
Literal cuckold

Life sucks. Then you die.

Animal Crossing does that, not sure what else

anyone planning on killing themselves?

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I gave up a long time ago.
Pull the trigger.

It's basically like renting, except after you pay them the total cost after however many decades, the property is yours to keep and then you only to worry about the taxes on it.

Never had a girl who was that much of a hoe as a friend just as an ex

All the more reason to commit suicide because at least you can go out on your own terms.

I know I should but I developed a really random fear of dying last week after looking up facts about the universe.

Not him but I'm 22 and I think some feet look nice but I'd never worship them or anything. And I'd only eat a virgin's ass, unironically. I have had my face sat on though if that counts.

Your best bet is probably saving up for an early retirement. Even then, you'll have to cut corners

>depressed and miserable teen
>get smashed for the first time at a party and love how i feel
>wake up and no longer love it
>do this at least once a week for 3 years
>college happens and i cannot afford alcohol
>go to a colleague's place and he offers me weed
>reflexively say no but instantly regret it
>go back a month later to hang out
>he offers again
>yeah why not
>spend the next 4 hours in a stupor, blissful as fuck
>only stayed at his place for an hour
>drove home totally fucking baked, did like 20km/h for the 3 block drive
>got home and made popcorn and just couchlocked hard
>kept turning down the TV because it was so loud
>gf gets home and i'm asleep next to an empty bowl of popcorn with the tv at minimum volume
>buy some weed the following month because holy shit no hangover and way cheaper per hour of effect
>3 months later and i'm a daily smoker
>that was a half decade ago
>have drank alcohol maybe a half dozen times in that period

i'm practical to a fault, weed just made more sense. i detest all my vices though, and am working to remove the worst ones. coffee was the hardest

Yes

Yeah
Had too much social anxiety to go into a gun store so probably will use another method

Happt Bday my boy

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Is there any shame in losing my virginity to a prostitute? Gonna be 26 next month and I feel I just need to get it out of my system so I can finally function somewhat normally.

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iirc he got a birthday card from fucking Yea Forums.
It was cute desu

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thanks for making that list

Nothing wrong with that, aside from their obsession to shitpost
t. gen x

>DUI
I don't care about the rest of your post, but I've now reported you to the police.

no problem user.

I'm gonna assume he is completely unaware. I mean, my fiance isn't aware of some of my more interesting escapades from college, everyone has a few skeletons of some sort or another.

If you feel it necessary, then there is no shame.

So you pulled your cock out like an Alpha stud, right?

EXIT GANG
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Yes

Where can I buy this juice?

>smoke weed on multiple occasions
>first time was a little bit, no effect
>2nd & 3rd times, take "huge hits" (according to my friends) and the only effect was feeling slightly light-headed
I'm not buying like $100 worth of weed just to get my body used to feeling a certain way. Just give me 2 glasses of mixed drinks and I'll be DUDE DRUNK LMAO with you guys and then we can all laugh at stupid shit together.

No

>don't trust people irl
>have two 'friends' I don't even like or want because they were social rejects and my family kept guilt tripping me whenever I mentioned I didn't have any
>gave up on all my autistic artistic dreams like making comics and animations
>envision killing myself often but don't think I really want to yet
>can barely get out of bed most days and just lounge switching between laptop, phone, and staring at ceiling
It's all so tiresome.

Probably, but you're right to feel bad for him. I wouldn't expect someone I marry to be some pure waif unless it was some church girl, but there's still some stuff I'd rather not have had someone I marry do

are you a neet

Yeah, I assume most people on 4channel are as well.

No, shit sucks but I plan to suffer through it until I reach the point where it doesn't and hopefully die happy when the end comes

>>can barely get out of bed most days and just lounge switching between laptop, phone, and staring at ceiling
Welcome to the NHK

I will be 35 in a week, planning to overdose myself with psychoactive shit if am getting absolutely bored and annoyed with life.

24/12 bro reporting. It's not so bad. meant all my friends and I would all be home from our respective colleges and so we'd all hang out.
I made the mistake though of going out for my 18th birthday to get wasted, suddenly everybody starts cheering.
It'd just past midnight, it was now Christmas day, everybody around is wasted and I think 'santa didn't die for this'
Haven't drunk in the 10 years since.

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Damn, I thought I'd never go full Satou after finishing the series. Guess I never realized it. Fuck it, when's the offline meeting?

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i have to get a job soon but i like being a neet
being away from my computer makes my heart ache

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sounds like d-e-p-r-e-s-s-i-o-n. do something about your situation instead of whining about about it. also, stop stringing those 'friends' along if you dont even like them its cruel.

>weed
>alcohol
>porn addiction
>escorts

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Happy birthday Dad.

Man this fucking reminds me

The only happy birthdays I got were from my characters in Granblue Fantasy. No one in real life remembered my birthday.

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Unless you want to become Bubba's new friend you will keep that shit to yourself. It's illegal to partake in this let alone trying to organize it. Suicide was always a thing that was best done alone and out of the way.

My birthday is in one week. What should I play for maximum comfort?

No, although I don't have anything to live for really I do enjoy experiencing this world.

>sounds like d-e-p-r-e-s-s-i-o-n
that's what my therapist told me but fuck her she was probably lying trying to peddle pills
>do something about your situation instead of whining about about it
I'll do it some day
>stop stringing those 'friends' along if you dont even like them its cruel.
But they're useful for co-op games.

Just to make this sadder than it already is: I live with my mom and my two brothers and even they forgot

Can't go to prison if the offline meeting goes well.

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Happy Birthday my guy

>turned 35 three weeks ago
>literally nothing to show for it
>no education, career or family
Its over

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sometimes pills can give you that extra push you need. have you tried exercising?

Not 'til the fish jumps.

>when realize that as of 2015 actual Satou ended up regressing back into neetdom because of the royalty checks.
some people are just born neets.

why do you go on

that extra push to kys? sign me up

Be a zoologist and sit in the tundra watching wolves all day. Or a vet. Anything with animals really.

Because only cowards don't want to see it until the end.

>have you tried exercising
Did it a few times, just ended up tired and sore.

>prefer to spend my birthday alone drinking in a bar
>few people want to meet up and drink it's fine
>everyone else makes a birthday party for 20+ people
just why

this is the end

I hope you get better one day.

because your body isnt used to it. its all about developing a routine so you dont feel like your doing fuck all.

lol he won't

>tfw nobody ever remembers my birthday because I'm not active on cancerous social media where they get reminders
>"oh haha I forgot, happy birthday" 2 weeks later

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>today's birthday: normie #1
>see them next day
>they complain how only 50 people said happy birthday

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because it makes people feel important, some are just simple like that m8.

Do you guys tell people to remember your birthday a few weeks or months before?

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>thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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>not playing vidya with his bros at your home on your birthday
You don't even have friends, do you

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I hope he does. seeing people sad make me sad. I wish everyone could be happy

anns, i don't want to die i really don't want to kill myself.

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I don't talk to people at all

First goal was to pilot helicopters, didn't matter what kind or for who, then found out I was colour blind and since my uncle tried to be a pilot with colour blindness and he got kicked out I never tried.
Then it was to make vidya 'cause I was a retarded kid in high school didn't know any better, flunked out and stopped trying now just make tiny shitty games when I have some time.
Last goal was to try to pretend I wanted to be alive and keep going, but, that too, is failing after the only ones I cared about literally died in my arms.
Now it's just to wait until I'm 30 so I can an hero a wizard. It might be something I can actually accomplish.

Imagine being that one guy who managed to fail killing himself with a shotgun to the head.

its that or toughen up partner

>tfw turn 36 on Friday
>tfw no one will buy me a game
>tfw don’t have any friends
>tfw don’t have any family
>tfw I am so lonely I just want to die.

Nothing wrong with not getting better.

He got his fame via liveleak desu. I remember that vid. Nigger looked like a strawberry Davy Jones

Fellow August bro.
It's in just over a week, and I've decided to end it all in a couple more years.

>Fresh out of anti depressants
>Can't afford more for at least a month

Pray for me bros

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>Do you guys tell people to remember your birthday a few weeks or months before?
Actually cringe. If anyone of you do this and just didn't respond to this post, I sincerely hope you drop dead.

>tfw my Misaki never came
youtube.com/watch?v=Eht8_rhVMOs

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Clumsy buffoon

>haven’t had a demo treatment for 5 weeks
>can’t afford it this week
>probably won’t be able to afford it next week too.

At least you won’t die alone

I just started watching this guy, funny how I see a meme of him when I wouldn't have previously known

Is it just me or are these "depressing bday" pics trash? This kid's mom loves him and made him a cake even though he's 20 years old. he is very fortunate

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Cemo I mean.

>put in 1st January, 1900
>dude please provide a valid birthdate
every time

At 20 years old, you're expected to be living alone/on campus and surrounded by people your own age. Definitely not alone because it's too early for that shit.

it's okay to be *alone* alone at 44

it's NOT okay to be alone in the sense that you live in your bedroom and only come out when your mother calls you for dinner at 44

>At least you won’t die alone

Haha.. Y-yeah..

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kys misakinigger

>in charge of your own life
>do nothing
>cry about it
you're the architect of your own misery.

I have cancer user .

The worst part of being a NEET is that it's not sustainable in the long run. I wish I could just win a jackpot or some shit and live a comfy, reclusive life.

Hold your breath and count to ten.

then why are you bitching about nobody buying you videogames (because that's what it means to have friends in your life, evidently)?
you're either a liar or hopelessly stupid. Either way have fun with that.

This one always gets me. I mean, it's a nibber, but still, even animals have some basic feelings.

Oh, it's this thread.

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Am I supposed to celebrate for the entirety of the 24 hours of my birthday or what?
2/10 made me reply

whatever you do dont fall for NEET pill, its hard because its fun and easy option too choose especially if you are Yea Forums gaming addicted autist but in the end will ruin your entire life

>they've been riding the high wave of self confidence and social skills from their early childhood

hey good news, fellas, you can throw this whole copypasta away. Fucking retard doesn't know anything.

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>in the end will ruin your entire life
depends on if you keep social contacts, I've been a neet for 14 years and I still found myself a decent job in the end.

tl;dr

Then don't. I fully accept I'll probably end up offing myself some day, I've got plans in my head I made a long time ago, sites pulled up and hidden in bookmarks, even gotten Anons to talk about it with me. But for now I'm not, whether it's a mix of fear of what comes after, not wanting to be a complete pussy, family and the few who pretend to give a shit about me, and the Anons I've made promises to who probably don't even remember me. But at the end of the day as much as I want to I shouldn't, after all, Yamazaki put it best.

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>No one came to my party
>Someone else is taking the pic

this. people always say trade school is good, but the teachers from my experience are a fucking joke. reporting does nothing. you just get the same thing when and if they get fired

>find game on steam
>please enter DOB because this game is to hardcore for babbies
>enter DOB and tick the box to remember that shit
>find another game
>still asks me for DOB
AHHHHHHHHHH

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I don't understand all this emo shit desu.
I was a neet all the way up until my 20s, didn't go to college, got a 2.0 GPA, and to this day I haven't picked up a book since highschool. Then I got the usual ultimatum from the parents saying either get a job or get out. So shit I got a job.
I applied a like 5 places, all shitty food service jobs. Worked at a theater for 2 years. Shit sucked so I dipped and worked another job in retail. Been doing this for 4 years and every year they kept handing me higher and higher privileges until I'm where I'm at now (supervisor). Now, I'm about to dip again for a personal banker position. I'm about to make $31k for doing nothing but holding my dick and counting the minutes until I can go home and jack off.
Point is, I didn't care about
>tfw no gf
>tfw no education
>tfw no friends
My entire working career was started on hating normies and wanting to go the fuck home and it still is, I just get paid a lot more for it now.
You all should try being a jaded fuck. Life is more fun that way.

>gym
But why? They are doing their stuff and you just distracting them from workout.

How can Americans still rationalise that their current healthcare system is better than the one that is proven to work over and over again worldwide? It's honestly saddening to see people die because they can't afford the cost of a simple procedure.

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>mom's house

gee i wonder who's taking the pic

Just read the first paragraph and i already love this fucking blackpiller who wrote it. Gonna get back to this after bath.

its his mom

>i'm depressed what do?
exercise, diet, do something productive with your time like learning a language or reading a book, try talking to people, find medical help
>NO NOT THAT I WANT REAL ADVICES

As someone with the socialized memecare I'd rather take a 30% tax cut than keep paying for niggers to get priority while doctors try to tell me my broken ankle is just arthritis

Only brainwashed faggots think it's completely 100% ok. It's just that the corporate overlords will never actually allow us to change

calm down Xer

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You won't know how well off you are until it's taken away from you.

they don't want advice they want pity. they're soft babies who grew up and stayed soft babies. they crave someone to coddle and 'fix' them because they're fucking helpless, intellectually stunted infants. They can't even fathom that the rest of us hardened up and helped ourselves/accepted help from others, they shield themselves from that truth so they can sit in a corner and cry forever because that's the extent to which their emotionally development allows.

again; they don't want advice, they want pity.

>not everyone wants to grow up to be a jackass that hates everything
gee who would've thought

>birthday coming
>no one to wish me birthday since my parents are already gone
>open old email to find all those automatically generated messages from old forums I used to visit

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I don't want advice or pity.
I want suicide fuel, you fucking idiot.

>>no one to wish me birthday since my parents are already gone
what happened tho

shut the fuck up normalfag

Do it nigger and I'll see you in hell roughly a week from now

>implying life does not just reset

>when your eyes scream end my suffering for the love of god

save a seat for me

>hurr durr
oh, i'm so sorry, i feel soooo sorry for you. you have it sooooo rough, you poor, unfourtunate little boy. oh no ;w; so sad, so unfortunate, i feel so bad for you!

faggot.

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When I was younger I wanted to be a football player (soccer) and I was one of the best in my county in Ireland until I broke both ankles. Had to give it up and ever since then I have had no idea what I want to do so I stopped trying years ago. I left school at 15 and being living off disability bucks since, 25 now and still have no idea or hobbies. I play games and like all kinds of music and TV shows but who doesn't? I go to the gym 3 days a week and that is it, nothing else really interests me.

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>birthday 24
>finally got drunk to the point of vomiting
>it was so fucking great because I was drinking and celebrating with my best friend
Did I pass a degenerate test?
We didn't fuck though

Gran Turismo games have been giving birthday gifts to players since 5. Unfortunately the online services for both 5 and 6 are dead.
youtube.com/watch?v=zwnNuOzVbB0

>20
>live alone
In what fucking country can you afford rent and have a stable income without switching jobs often

DS lite had a different startup sound if you powered it on your birthday

Happy bday user. You're not alone. We're here for you bro

>Death is just NG+

Happy birthday man, my lifts today are for you!

prove me wrong but you cant, we can never escape from his hell, just make it easier is all.

I told people it was my birthday because i'm not a child expecting people to surprise me. When I did that my friend took me to a restaurant and picked up the check.

you have to meet people halfway with this shit, you goddamn retard. shit, things like this are probably why people avoid you.

Mom: aneurysm
Dad: heart attack

I'm sorry Mr. Intellectual here isn't satisfied with my simple answer and thinks everything is a complex attempt of getting pity from random people I don't and never will know and not just an attempt to get a further push.

life is fucked up, whoever came up with it should hang

I should have said "moved out" but I wasn't thinking.

>I told people it was my birthday because i'm not a child expecting people to surprise me
Why would I want someone to surprise me? I never even complained I just think it's a mild misfortune.
>things like this are probably why people avoid you
People don't avoid me, I never leave the house to meet people so I can't be avoided in the first place.

It's not complex; you're a baby who never grew up. instead of crying and wailing you shitpost on my Yea Forums about how upset you are that the world isn't satisfying your needs

you fucking baby

At least if everything doesn't collapse, the next generation might be free

The idea of something like that and amnesia actually scares me. Amnesia more so because it's real and if you have it it's almost like most or at least parts of your might as well not have happened.

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>I told people it was my birthday
cringe
>When I did that my friend took me to a restaurant and picked up the check.
How does it feel to be a freeloader? "Oh by the way, it's my birthday tomorrow? What are you going to pay for on my behalf this year? kys

Make trap beats, give or sell them to coons and make millions so that me and my family can live happily. I haven't given up yet and have only been doing it for a year. Rap music has fallen so hard from grace this decade that it's really easy to get your foot in the door, I just gotta figure some shit out first.

Computer/video game programmer
I would've killed myself already if it wasn't for my mom.

>not buying your friend shit when it's their birthday
I took my friend out for a day of axe throwing for their birthday. what do you do for your friends?

>I would've killed myself already if it wasn't for my mom.
pretty much

We take each other out whenever we want because we don't need an occasion to do something nice.

You mean "friends" or actual friends? Most people only have 2-3 GOOD friends anyway.

>instead I wanna grow up to be a sad boi who wants to kill himself
No thanks. I'll keep playing my vidya.

>my friend
>axe throwing
>their
Did he manage to get the wound he was longing for?

My dad died cause we couldn’t afford the treatment anymore.

>you're a baby who never grew up
Grown in various ways throughout my life, actually. Maybe grew a different way from you but still grew. Just because I'm not a hardass that thinks his shit doesn't stink as much as someone else's doesn't mean I'm a baby.
>instead of crying and wailing you shitpost on my Yea Forums about how upset you are that the world isn't satisfying your needs
I'm not upset at the world. The fuck did the world do to me? I don't speak to anyone, and the world doesn't exist to serve me. Only person I dislike is myself. All my fuck-ups were done by myself. I dislike people but they didn't contribute to my fuck-ups. Maybe ditch that one-track mind.
Also
>my Yea Forums

>I would've killed myself already if it wasn't for my mom.
Only because she would let herself get conned out of a small fortune for a funeral rather than just leaving the remains to be taken care of by the state. I will only be satisfied with my suicide if it ends with me being unrecognizable, so I can go off to an unmarked grave with 30 others.

who said anything about needing? I wasn't speaking of these events as exclusive to birthdays; you're confusing the argument because of your brain damage.
>retarded
>projecting
>obsessed
>image related

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I just dont understand why I was a kid with a healthy number of friends, only to have everything turn to shit around 15/16.

Ah, you, yourself, must have at least 10 good friends he knows all about. Don't confuse yourself with friends of friends retard memeposter

>who said anything about needing
Oh hi friend, did you know it's my birthday today?? Now that I've told you, you're basically obligated to do something for me! :) Thanks in advance!

because everyone else grows up and they retain the emotional development of a 12 year old. Turns out that being a kid is no way to go through life so they get confused, angry, and then sad.

it's fucking dumb, but 100% their fault so, whatever.

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Buy 6000 copies of earthbound

>it's another thread
my only solace is that when everything goes tits up 3-4 years from now you pseuds, manbabies, depressionfags, trannies, and "blackpillers" will melt in the scorch that will blanket the earth in a clean, cleansing flame like the faggots you are.

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Since I can't force myself to do anything useful I guess I'll end up killing myself when video games and anime/manga don't do anything for me anymore

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>when everything goes tits up 3-4 years
absolutely nothing will happen

There's way less shame in doing this than in certain edgelord posts about ethics you can read here

Thanks for proving that wall of text right, it speaks of you too.

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Is that an eye? the fuck happened to it.

>when everything goes tits up 3-4 years from now
Like people say it will every year, right?

it very much will, sape.

>depressionfags and blackpillers
>proceeds to doompost

you are the demons, john

what is the manga

>when everything goes tits up 3-4 years
/x/ is leaking

biggest cringe itt

I'm not friends with losers, sorry/not sorry.

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you do take them out on their birthday tho right?

And thus, the aberration reveals itself.

don't do it. if you get unlucky you'll just be slightly less of a virgin but with an STD. Sex with a prostitute is like touching dicks with a thousand other men.

Mahou Shoujo Site.
It's a badly written edgefest but fun and relatable in some ways.

we proved that you're a baby.

cry and die in a dumpster, baby, this world doesn't belong to the indolent.

>Projecting
Projecting what exactly? Come back when you reach 30 and tell us how many of those ''friends'' you still meet on ocassion.

>anyone that isn't like me is a baby
So are you a teen or an out-of-touch old man?

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>being this dillusional
I'll never get tired of the idea that there are people out there literally holding themselves back because being sad is easier than fixing their shit

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I was implying that this is the baseline conversation with social queues that happen when you (or someone else) tells a friend about their birthday that's coming up.

Not specifically. But the people I'm friends with (all 2 of them) know I don't do birthday shit and that I expect them to treat me the same way.

I'm not a baby, that's for sure.

go cry about your virginity some more, baby boy.

do you wish them a happy birthday?

>look in your local newspaper for available jobs
nigga this aint the sims 2

Fix what exactly? You think it bothers me I have a couple of friends instead of having a harem of faggot friends I'd rather not meet? Also its pretty telling you keep posting those anime pictures

>implying
shush, baby.

You want to help them? Take them out with your group of friends, let them join.
You really want to help them? Help them get laid with girls just with their looks or their unearned social status, like you did. That's how you truly help them, by sharing your "power".
If you don't, that proves you don't really want to help them, you just want to feel like you want to help them.
That is literally the only way, any other absolutely retarded suggestion like "hit the weights" is an afterthought.
But you're already very well described in that long ass post, so I have no hope for you to "get it".

>go cry about your virginity some more
who gives a shit if they're a virgin? I can't tell if you genuinely think you're smart or if you think pathetically stirring a pot for shits and giggles is fun.

You people are sad. Never leave this shithole, please.

who else miss girls when they were cute and sweet?
Have you see a femenine woman in your life? I've never seen one.

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That is the list that shit that doesn't work or goes nowhere.

answer the fucking question, stop beating around the bush dumbass.

Well, at least I'm not a virgin anymore. Guess by the way you measure happiness, I should be fine, yeah?

Only if they make a stink about it like the other guy says he does. If this were to happen a few years in a row, I'm sure I would get extremely tired of it and cut contact (properly, not ghosting).

No counter argument, oof.

Sorry man. I genuinely hope your country wakes up so it doesn't happen to anyone else.

will you be my friend

you gotta leave the house to see girls, user
>no counter argument
>actually arguing on Yea Forums
>not just (You)Farming
wow you're fucking stupid :D

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I mean I can try but when I die I kind of have no choice but to leave.

>It's like the million things that I am worrying about in any given second just don't matter anymore and I can enjoy being alive, albeit only for a while.
See, I always expect this to happen, but the reality is I just make terrible decisions while shitfaced and I feel 10x worse about my life than I would normally

>Only if they make a stink about it

it makes peopele feel good when you wish them a happy birthday Im sure your friend would appreciate it. or not idk.

>leaving the house
Yea Forums is a hikiNEET website faggot

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Literally just get insurance you moron.

Who needs alcohol when you have psychedelics?

I literally just forget about it every single time. You people seem to be so obsessed by birthdays while they are literally just a day like any other. Also, I never celebrate my birthday, don't bother me with yours.

Wanted to get into digital art but kept procrastinating. Not even for a career just though it'd be a nice hobby.

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>Also, I never celebrate my birthday, don't bother me with yours.
this. I never bothered anyone with my birthday, so do not bother me with yours. Most of my friends are well aware I think about it that way and they seem to be fine with it.

right now im waiting to see how robo waifus go
if they get banned or shit canned, im doing it
if not, i'll have one reason to live

Sure, but we have to play the same video games, and we have to play them together. Bonds are forged through working together/against each other for a common goal, not just chatting.
steamcommunity.com/id/sometaters/

Maybe, but I usually forget my own birthday. I've spent upwards of 10 seconds in in-person conversations trying to remember how old I am. I would have to put in more effort to remember someone ELSE's birthday to try your suggestion. When I do eventually do something out of the ordinary, I just say that it was a really early birthday present. Like the few times I give him a gift that I truly think he'll enjoy, I'll call it his birthday present. This does not happen every year though so I try to avoid calling it that when I can since birthdays are annual.

Im not saying you have to tell them Im just saying it might make them feel good. I know it makes me feel good when people wish me a happy birthday

Your only hope is to find a fundamental christian girl or maybe an asian girl.

If I remember and have the time to wish them a good day, I do. If I forget about it, they shouldnt make a fuss about it. If they are true friends, they know better than to make a fuss about it.

i can only drink when i go out, i don't see the appeal of drinking alone

>got sick of my situation 5 years ago
>forced myself to go out with a friend I met online
>gradually started blooming socially and making friends
>started partying and hanging out a lot
>made tons of friends, outpaced the friend I first went out with greatly
>even enjoy moderate success with women and have one night stands
>came into contact with raves and drugs
>this was heaven for me, ultimate escapism, started doing it tons
>started doing it too much, got a borderline cocaine addiction
>fastforward to now
>30 years old
>have insane trouble with 'just a few drinks', often spirals out of control and into drug use
>struggle with this while reluctantly wagecucking as a webapp developer
>after all that shit still no loving gf
>the time of being carefree and partying already feel like nostalgic bygone days

The future seems bleak.Atleast I felt somewhat alive for a few years.

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look at them. look at these queers. look at their feeble, weak flesh. the skinnyfat faggot the closeted jew. land of the kike home of the wop. look at the images they try to project. over here we can see the archetypal doomer a pitiful sack of "depressed shit" that tries his hardest to to make folk feel pity for him. woe is him he says to his loving mother father brother sister. how could anyone be so cursed as him. over here we see the tough guy. to him these doomers are cuckolds who need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. he projects a false image of bravado and confidence. he quakes behind the monitor like the isrealites behind moses at the parting of the red sea. scared is we scared are us. i am right no i am right your wrong wrong wrong

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Yeah goy, remember interests, I'm sure it's chump change, expecially on a house. What? You expect the bank to cover for your ass, they'll make sure inflation and any other variable is paid by you, plus their fees.

>Sure, but we have to play the same video games

never mind. I only play jrpgs and some tomb raider sometimes. I dont think we would be a good fit together.

whats with all the holier than thou posters? you faggots cant be older than 14. "this world is tough we gotta get tough to exist in it" that shit is corny as fuck man.

>muh jews

got something for you user

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You're addressed in that post too.
There is only one truth and it's that if you're not in that condition you have NO right to judge or pass up suggestions. Period, now die.

Last post for killing myself

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was
It's normalfag central now.

i wish
Yea Forums is basically facebook

where do i go now

dude i am a social sperg, i had a lot of anxiety attacks and dark thoughts, i never had energy/desire to fap or play videogames and i was in bed all day, do you know how i solved that? going out and walking 30 mins a day and studying french
tl;dr:
man up faggot

then you were going through a blue period and not a mental illness you fucking idiot.