Wow Kojima is such a sad old man. Why do you idolize him so much Yea Forums?

Glad to sew Hideo and Kojima Nagasakihiroshima working together again.

why am I not surprised? also are you a faggot?

>"rent-free"

gas-lighting at its finest ladies and gentlemen

He's probably already aware he's a hack, but can't back down as long as people hype him up. Guy must have stomach ulcers by the dozen.

>he's single
Unironically based

Honestly this obsessive cringe tier hate is A LOT more common on here than any "cult following" for Kojima.

He is cool and just there, he tweetd about shit he likes.

keep seething while Kojima lives rent free in your head, making a twitter screencap thread everytime he farts sure isnt sad

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geoff is quite possibly the most pathetic man in the industry right now

is he hypnotized in some way
because it is impossible that Geoff can't realize he is acting like the biggest shill, to the point of being ridicule

imagine touting this guy as some sort of video game genius

and then he shits out a walking simulator

He is average

>He's probably already aware he's a hack

he has known this since he was a teen/early adult and got rejected from a magazine for writing shitty sci-fi stories

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I remember reading comments like this when the Mountain Dew incident happened. Weird to see that the situation hasn't changed in such a long time.

it actually has because people grew to respect his game awards but his incessant kojima shilling was getting weird and the DS showing at gamescom was completely tasteless.

I don't. I worship based Yoko Taro

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Does yogotalo have anti abortion messages and climbing in his games? I'll buy

Haven't seen it yet, what happened?

>drumpf
>american
you´re guys really not the navel of the world.

Im yuro

>Does yogotalo have anti abortion messages
Yes.

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>Kainé is a tranny
>emil is a gay little boy

that's why you'll always be a fagget

>Jealous because Kojima has achieved more than I ever will.
Aww...what's wrong? Having a midlife crisis?

>Necrophilia, Positive portrayal of a Pedophile, Child Cannibalism, Incest, Nuclear Weapons, Child Murder, Genocide, Interspecies Romance.
Yoko Taro is way more cool and transgressive than that hack Kojima.

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There was a literal fucking trailer for kojima

I don’t, for me it’s tomonobu itagaki.

>be tecmo
>a struggling company on the brink of going out of business
>fuck we need a game that’ll save our asses
>in walks tomo
>a guy who spends all his time hanging out at strip clubs, whore houses, casinos, rock concerts
>simply says to the higher ups “sex sells”
>tecmo says if it will save the company then fine
>makes dead or alive
>a smut and slut filled fighter full of hot babes
>make the first ever game with actual in game breast physics in engine
>saves company

based and redpilled tomo, is there anyone more based?

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All he has is his height.

>Tranny
Hermaphrodite. Learn the difference retard.

cope tranny freak

I'm sorry it scares you.

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What in this picture is "wow"

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Literally an idea guy. Based.

i like the umbrella

Actually Kainé is intersex

based coworkers calling out a useless cunt

and look where he is now, seethers gonna seethe

Pretty sure they were joking but he was one of those faggets that took everything seriously. Remember he grew up alone, came home to an empty house and watched tv all day until his parents came back late from work.

>literally an idea guy
>shat on by everyone
>release a genre where you need to avoid enemies instead of gunning them down
>executives let him on his bullshit expecting him to midly fail and get rid of him
>create one of the most famous franchise in the world
>literally post food pics all the time while people who shat on him are still in the cubicle with low pay if they aren't already dead
based

>an idea guy in a tech company
>the youngest
>in a country ridden with hypocrisy and hierarchy bullshit
yeah
"joking" right

Not being single or having a child is losing the game, all Geoff needs to do to be an actual gigachad is to hit the weights with that face and height

He's gay isn't he?

This.
He was bottom bitch, he knew it and everyone else knew it.

No, he's gay. Look at how thirsty he is when he sees Kojimbo.

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Lol for a second I thought you were comparing Kojima to Paul Thomas Anderson and calling PTA a bad director. I was about to tell you that you were fucking dreaming.

>another bitch fit about Kojima thread

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The only sad people are (you) Yea Forums

>merchs and the game is not even in stores yet

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>Why do you idolize him so much Yea Forums?
I don't. His games fucking suck.

This. For all of the "cult of Kojima" bullshit. I've seen far more autistic hatred over a game they can just ignore and move on. The funniest thing is that the same people saying that are participating in actual cult-like behavior in the ridiculous "Demon Edition" rumors.

>NPC's need comfort in the hope department, they want to believe in a "miracle."

Who doesn't? Especially if one feels like they're constantly subjected to "miracles" (the horrendously bad kind)

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I've never worshiped HACKEO CuckJIMA in my life
youtube.com/watch?v=93-_r0w7ykI&t=316s
Boom!

>amplifying the bass so you can sound less of a faggot.
>making a big fucking shit out of editor, who's job is to punch up a script to be some Shadow Director
>can't think or speak for yourself so you need Super Hero film cringe essay bullshit to explain to tell you how to think
>the video is 3 fucking hours long
you anti-kojima fags are more of freakish cult than the people you accuse of idolizing him.

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>incest
caim turned his weirdo sister down like a chad though

It's still present and an important component to Inuart's madness and defection to the Empire.

We don't.

He had a life sized statue of the protag made and on display YEARS ago.

>Game still isn't out yet
>more than 2 merchandise booths go up

I smell Conman

He's got the nose for business.

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that's how japan condict business, nothing unusual, you could get quiet figs before the game too

>what is media mix
I get that Yea Forums is retarded and all but holy shit.

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The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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