Baby shaking mechanics

"gameplay" more like.

>me me not feelie goodie
Insightful

Shut the fuck up, Sophie.

>this makes me feel uncomfortable
>nothing should make me feel uncomfortable
>it is impossible that something making me feel uncomfortable can have value or make me a better or more rounded person
>therefore please remove anything that makes me uncomfortable
leftie zoomers in a nutshell

You sound really sensitive

>NO U
>heh gottem

did you just search twitter for this? how do you find this stuff

Mad mad mad

Did it ever come across their mind that maybe it was meant to invoke that feeling?

What if there is a mechanic where you can piss your pants haha

he did that in mgs4 already

I wonder this too every time shit like this is posted. Tbqh the person scouring twitter for thot thoughts is more pathetic.

cringe

based

Where in America does it look like that?

It's an eceleb

not him but it's fun going on twitter and see the latest post of whatever controversy is trending and see people freaking out over dumb shit

You're a faggot for even knowing who it is tbqh.

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Get a life bro.

But abortions are okay

post apocalyptic America where rain speeds up growth and kills it, guessing the rain stopped when it was all green, idk.

okay snowflake

lol irony

scotland

>it is impossible that something making me feel uncomfortable can have value
>death standing

>people still use snowflake
lol

What game?

Careful with those sane opinions on Yea Forumseddit user.

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That looked terrible, awful.

and one the first line was in that post

>also supports this

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yakuza 6

>game

This game pisses off all pro choice fags

what?

thats just zoomers in general

Metal Gear Solid 6: Baby Walker

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Iceland

cool, I'd rather just play the game than watch these tho

both the normal map and textures are shit.

>play the game

play what game
6 is even hated by the fanbase
fucking thing has a literal hour long cutscene intro

The only reason you don't want abortions is because you can't get laid and hope to force a woman into staying with you by not allowing it lmao

based

why show this off? Are these fucking idiots actually proud of how shitty this looks?
he doesn't even have a proper ledge state & the falling look delayed and glitchy as fuck.

Only a few people noticed/cared, everyone else gives Kojima a free pass and they know that.

This

Would be cooler if it was set around the Scandinavian mountains or something

>playing a shitkuza that isn't 0
>playing a movie

0 is also a movie

STOP. SHAKING. YOUR BABIES.

Ladies, if you didn't want to have a child you should have gotten an abortion. Or used a condom or something.

DO NOT. SHAKE. YOUR CHILD. I WILL KILL YOU.

Quite a lot of places? America is one of the most diverse countries, geographically speaking.

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That would mean he can get laid but he can't a woman to stay with him. Did you read your post before posting it, user?

It's the same thing with the chase sequence they showed off last time. It looked stupid as fuck.

>deflect

He's a fucking loser who looks for things to be offended by or for cheap (You)s, and judging by the response can you blame him?

Literally no gameplay.

get over it you fucking baby

It's just a game, it's not a real baby. God, self-inserting faggots ruin everything by mirroring their escapism to real world.

Why the fuck do these people hate fiction?

They are incapable of enjoying it if it doesn't completely reflect their real-life values and comfort zones.

>NOOOOOOOOO SHUT THE FUCK UP SCOURING TWITTER TO LOOK FOR THE OPINIONS OF ACTUAL NOBODIES IS BASED AND REDPILLED AND THEY'RE FAR MORE PATHETIC THAN I AM
have sex

>Drakengard fan
>"oh no the video game baby is getting hurt :("
Hypocrite fake bitch.

Rent free.
Keep making up words to put in people's mouths btw, I'm very impressed at how you tore down that strawman, you must be very strong to accomplish such a task.

Fucking kek. Holy shit is that true?

she's a nier fan
so basically

Yes. She practically built her entire Youtube channel around Drakengard and Nier and got a huge following for making Yoko Taro videos.
Fake as fuck

yikes

I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF AND I'LL BLOW YOUR POST DOWN

That is just fucking hilarious. This game is just the hilarious internet salt game that just keeps on giving.

Can you shake the baby to death?

>Jap devs far behind on software development and good use of 3D
>The "greatest" Jap games are remakes & re-releases or a dozenth iteration of the first game from decades past
Being a new company and a 3D Jap game; this game will offer
>A lock on system to enemies that clamp your movement and aim to
>Archaic and convoluted menu & sub-menu system to manage items,gear and spells that may require you to dig 3-4 pages for something
>Very stiff 'arcade' era movement/control feel (LoZ:OoT feels better than Sekiro)
>EEHH? / Puns that don't translate
>Running into invisible walls and foot high blocks that require contextual action to step over
>Sentai/Power Rangers body language and acting for animations
>AI has the depth of a puddle, shares the lock on system and only moves as if a string is taut and attached to you
>You are only weak in-game because a game mechanic is not fleshed out, like gunplay or being instagibbed for not playing simon says
>If you are strong in-game it is because a game mechanic was imported from a western game and not balanced properly for the Jap title; unless it's the dozenth iteration of the title or copy of another series. (over the shoulder killing RE/MGS feel of the prior era for example)
>Not optimized, trimmed or efficient for PC
>Incredibly weak online

>huge
Who the fuck is this bitch?
I swear Yea Forums just invents these people purely to be angry with them. Anything to avoid actually playing video games.

Haruto > Space Baby

Probably just beta orbiters

>Who the fuck is this bitch?
Literally read thread. Makes Yoko Taro videos on youtube and has 150.000+ subscribers

I have absolutely no idea who she is and neither should you.

grow up child

okay autist

>pfffft you don't know who some randombarely relevant Youtube whore is? Get educated bitch. I've already donated $5000 myself
commit suicide

All you need to know to enjoy a good laugh is that some self proclaimed Drakengard fan eceleb is going on about how potential harm to a video game baby is upsetting her and making her uncomfortable.

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Says the grown man who follows the social media habits of some random slut who makes some video game videos

seek help

this post reeks off ironic tranny weeabo

look at the filename you overreacting idiot

why are you so angry incel

>Implying we obsessively follow every eceleb we know about
Delusional and projecting autismo.

calm your fucking autism incel
holy fucking shit

This whole argument was started because this guy here did just that.
>103 likes
Yeah she's really relevant.

>NOOOO FOLLOWING RANDOM GIRLS NO ONE ELSE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ON TWITTER IS A PERFECTLY GOOD USE OF MY TIME SHUTUP I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEE

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READY IKE?

Jesus Christ Yea Forums is just buzzwords now

are you so fucking triggered because it's a woman?

have sex you fucking sperg

in this case they're used perfectly correctly
you're losing your fucking shit because it's a female

I bet you're literally shaking right now.

Now?

You have mental problems.

>make perfectly reasonable and sane statement
>wow autist calm down, did you just criticize wamen?
I sure hope this post is ironic user.

>make perfectly reasonable and sane statement

Where?

How much of a pathetic waste of DNA do you have to be to unironically gaslight somebody on Yea Forums because he doesn't follow your favorite e-thot.

Holy fucking shit nuke yourself.

>make perfectly reasonable and sane statement

No you're just making blind assumptions and sperging the fuck out because a female upset you.

youtu.be/GwPXkSOFwtA

right there

seek help elliot

cringe

Whats sane about it?
There's a difference between knowing who someone is and following them. Nobody has said anything about actively following her and yet here you are flipping the fuck out over nothing. Nothing sane about you.

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i just finished yakuza 6 yesterday, clocked 48 hours, that's 3/4 of the game being gameplay and not a movie.

The fanbase is also filled with retarded 0 babies, 6 was pretty decent.

>tfw this game being shitty will kill Kojima's aspirations and we'll never get PT or anything cool from him ever again

more likes than you'll ever get and I bet that's what has you on fire right now lmao

6 is fucking garbage, fuck off with your gatekeeping faggotry.

this

I only knew who she was from watching drakenier videos.

Keep coping with the fact you're a worthless orbiting faggot. No sane man follows some e-whores every actions on social media. You're pathetic, and no amount of cope smug posting will change that fact.

jesus christ
MGS5 falling worked better/looked

you probably haven't even played it zoomerfag

>3/4 of the game being gameplay and not a movie

That's a baldfaced lie.
I'm glad I could play Judgment to forget about how awful 6 was.

streamable.com/rc6tb

the game is barely a year old over here
what does zoomer/boomer bullshit have to do with anything

Okay so you're a literal retard. Good to know.

Greenland

stop projecting

>Makes me feel sorta not okay
Surprised this wad of shit didn't say "Gross"
"Th-this videogame about killing ghosts and using grimy black shit to rape me feels gross because the character can tumble on the ground it might hurt some lab baby boo hoo"
Kill yourself cunt

it has to do with everything, you zoomerfags got into the series with 0 and you keep sucking its dick, yakuza 6 is a decent game in the series despite its flaws. It's not "Garbage" by any means, not being as good or big as 0 doesn't automatically make it a bad game. It's easily better than Kiwami 1 and 3 for example.

Faggot.

I just said 6 was shit, because it is. You're the one who brought 0 up.

>yakuza 6 is a decent game in the series despite its flaws

okay fanboy
BTW 3 > 6

It's obvious you're a 0 baby fuck off

This. They're the sort of people for whom signs that say 'do not jump off this cliff you will die' need to exist for. As if those signs didn't exist they would immediately jump the fuck off.

its funny and sad no one talks about this game even in Yea Forums. well, its understandable because there was nothing to take serious in that trailer compared to previous kojima games. the game will be totally flopped.

lmao okay

Still getting it for that baby, don't even have a PS4, will hand the copy over to my brother who does
*dab*

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>the game will be totally flopped

kys esl

...

Gee should add some more anti-fun genius mechanics

I'm genuinely surprised at how they can make such a shitty fall animation while having the literal best walking animations out there. It said gameplay not final, so I hope to god they're changing that. It also sounds like there's a placeholder voice for Sam, so maybe it will be changed.

Metal Gear Solid: Piss Walker

Why doesn't Kojima just produce/direct a movie already? It's clear he hasn't been interested in making video games in years.

>>it is impossible that something making me feel uncomfortable can have value or make me a better or more rounded person

Sounds about right, have you ever read Abbie Hoffman? If everyone was readily doing unfun shit, you'd see Death Stranding tier """gameplay""" in every AAA game now.

>daily threads, and literally 9 threads as soon as the new trailer got shown off
ok...

Are you retarded? If he made movies, then how would you interact with them? The reason he makes games is so he can make a game that feels like a movie, which is always better than a movie.

>6 is hated by the fanbase

6 is disappointing in many areas, mostly being the first game on a brand new engine with quite a few problems, fully voiced side missions which means that there are less than in any other Yakuza, except for Akiyama every other old buddy of Kiryu just gets an cameo although at least Saejima would do everything to help finding Haruka, but everyone agrees that it's a decent game in its own right.

Also after the clusterfuck that was 5, 6 story is way more straight forward despite the battleship twist.

who gives a fuck about story

>tranny contradicts himself within one sentence
Please just kys

>this is what they chose to show for the first major gameplay reveal of this game
BRAVO KOJIMA

>If he made movies, then how would you interact with them?

As usual, beating your meat to tensai kojimasan's unparalleled genius.

I dont get how anyone can feel anything for it? it isnt even remotely close to reality, its just computer calculations

How? If you knew anything about him, you'd know he doesn't want to make movies. If I were him, I wouldn't make movies either.

You don't know how to beat your meat? Otacon explained it in Metal Gear Solid I think.

That's the main reason to buy a Yakuza game since it's mostly story. The "visual novel" criticism isn't so far fetched.

For a retard, that was a damn good joke.
So you're saying that by me saying that games can be played, i'm jacking off to Kojima?

Don't these game have some jizzbrain activities too?

nice look at all these replies.

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Nope, get some reading comprehension you moron. You were asking how to beat your meat, which is a legitimate interaction with any cinematic immersive Kojima experience even if he shits out a """game""" which is a pile of silly movies.

Pod baby, look at this man and laugh, when he misses out on Kojima's magnum opus and has to cope with the fact no more B.B. statues will be left to show his allegiance to Godjima he'll probably off himself

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Nope, get some reading comprehension you moron. I was asking how I was "beating my meat to kojima". You've obviously never played any of the MGS games if you think they don't have gameplay.

Post like this starting to feel less and less ironic everyday. The outside is pouring in. Yea Forums won't be sensored, it'll be sterilized. More and more Yea Forums, /pol/ and Yea Forums Post inane Twitter shit. I saw a COD thread just the other day nostolgic for MW2 with people defending black ops 2. This place is slowly becoming coorperate. Eventually this place with be sterilized like the rest of the internet.

>looks back just as he's about to fall
Why do devs put in such obvious scripted moments if it's supposed to be real gameplay?

Even when Yakuza was a niche series (so before 0 came out in the west) I think only a tiny minority of the Yakuza fanbase actually 100% those games. I play the games since I discovered them in 2010 (so around the western release of Y4 I think) and in the first two ps2 titles some sub stories and mini games were so frustrating hard that I just gave up (especially Mahjong. I hate Mahjong)

You're 5 years late with this line of thought.

oh I saw it then as well, but fuck man isn't it as blatent as ever today.

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>mahjong
Well it only adds to its value in the west because sometimes yakuza is the only way to play proper mahjong in english on a console, as well as shogi.

>15 year olds getting nostalgic over games they played as children is becoming corporate
Talking about video games is in of itself corporate you fucking moron, it's just most people are stupid enough to think "Thing I like when I was young good, thing you like when you were young bad"
Same as boomer faggots that thought death metal was the coolest shit ever and caught shit from soccer moms

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Eh, you're probably right. It's the end of an era. This must be what the notion of the wild west dying felt like.

>This must be what the notion of the wild west dying felt like.
It's what "getting old" feels like buddy, get used to it.
It'll get really bad when some little shit bests you in a competition, especially when you could have obliterated him 10 years earlier

Must be nice when some little shit bests you in a a competition for being a huge NEET.

I mean literally any hobby.
You... do have hobbies right? Video games, weight lifting?

man babies are so annoying. when I stop being a shut-in neet, find a girl to impregnante and thus create my own daughter, I wish I could just skip the baby phase and have her skip right to age 10 to be my little baby princess

2007 was a life time ago it seems.

It is when you're a gamer.
Every fucking group I meet in an online game is full of 15-19 year olds and I just keep getting older

Find something else to satisfy your time?

You'll laugh at me
Jap mobile games and muh Vita, haven't played a "real" game in months

Is the thrill is gone for you?

Shes right, and no doubt there will be a dilemma in game where sam struggles to put aside attachment of his Bridge Baby. In fact, its probably the scene from the reveal trailer

Of games in general?
Not really, don't touch multiplayer focused stuff unless the old crew gets online
I did enjoy some new games that came out this year, looking forward to some others, just not playing games 24/7 like I used to

People like you shouldn't breed. The infant stage of development is a huge plebe filter for potential parents. If you constantly shirk your duties, you're not fit to be a parent and your child should be executed.

No no no! Don't shake ze baby!

I thought the point was that the babies were extra lives. Didn't the goo monsters make time speed up, so that you die but your clone baby reaches adulthood and can carry on your tasks?

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No? Did you believe made-up shit on Yea Forums again? The babies were never implied to be extra lives. When you die, you go to Hell which is the endless warzone stuff

The USA has the 3rd largest land area of all country on Earth. Behind only Russia and China.
The landscape is massive and varied. Visit the Rockies or the Alaska Range. You will witness just how majestic and beautiful the landscape can be here in Burgerland.

This is normal for this place.
One of their theories will stick and everyone will explode with postas about how they knew it all along.
Or even better, when someone has a vague hunch, they claim they were absolutely certain when it turns out to be right

I watched some of the earlier trailers and gameplay reveals, and they said something like contact with the monsters killed you, and showed the world decaying around them, so it just sense to me that the babies were extra lives. I honestly have no fucking clue what that game is still

I think you should consider more annoying the fact that they act like low health warning, and when you're about to die the baby starts crying.
You need to calm down the baby to restore health. That's what was shown in the trailer obviously.

So every time you're low on health during actual combat that we barely seen, you will have to endure baby crying noises and hide away to shake the baby.

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You see this phenomenon on Yea Forums in threads about good and bad characters. If a character doesn't act like the zoomer wants them to act, they're immediately "bad" characters. It really boggles the mind.

youtu.be/1b_KJ9sGe4g
Were you there?

i want to be that guy

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