Metroid

yes

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Fuck off, Sylux.

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all metroid games are good

except other m and fed force. they can go. but I enjoy every other game in this series

You know the drill, Metroid music.

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I really hope Kenji Yamamoto returns for Prime 4.
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Fed Force would've been mostly fine if they hadn't released it at the most retarded time possible, just unimpressive for the most part. I guess being retarded was Nintendo's MO at that point in time, though.

I thought the game was boring as hell. There really was no substance to that gameplay. But whatever, it wasn't too offensive.

There is nothing to discuss and there sure won't be for the next 3 to 4 years as well

Fuck off ACfag

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>metroid
Why won't Nintendo just kill this already?

Suck my dick, Zeldicklet, Prime 4 is gonna be the new system seller and they'll cancel BOTW 2 just so it will sell more.

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Cast her for a movie or something

Hard mode: you have to have an actress near Samus' height, not just anyone

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>Prime 4 is gonna be the new system seller
lol
>they'll cancel BOTW 2
>so owned by Zelda it lives rent free in his head

>you have to have an actress near Samus' height
Like what 5'6"? Aren't there plenty of actress's that tall?

Elizabeth Debicki is basically the only option

Samus is 6ft 3in user

>ooga booga Prime games not cannon
>ooga booga Zebesians stupid
>ooga booga Samus scaredy cunt
>ooga booga MB get it? Subtlety!
>ooga booga I made a masterpiece

Man, Other M was an experience

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>Samus Returns probably wiped Other M from continuity by canonising the Prime games with Proteus Ridley's appearance
I think the dark times might finally be behind us

>playing super metroid
>in brinstar green
>mom walks by
>hears the music and starts grooving to it

About fucking time Sakamoto's dumbass visionary complex was put to an end.

Phazon is dumb and the space pirates are gay

t. Chozo

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>Space pirates are mad scientists
>Galactic Federation are mad scientists
>Chozo are mad scientists
Is there a single faction that hasn't dabbled in some wack shit?

The bounty hunters, I guess.

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>Samus is 6ft 3in
>non canon american magazine
lol no

>literally cannot prove any other source for her height

Reminder that GeekCritique is a fag and that he fell in an acid pit and keeps blaming it on the game to this day.

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Even in the Japanese manuals she's stated as 6ft 3in, not that user but Samus not being 6ft 3in is non-canon.

Who the fuck is geekcritic

Some fag who reviews the Metroid series and fell down the acid put of the Tourian entrace in Metroid 1.

All hail your new emperor!

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What's he going to do with his new babby?

Why was Melee so soulful?

I think he learned his lesson.

Sakamoto and Nintendo also actively ignore its existence.

UHHH
BIGGER

How would you feel if Metroid Prime 4 had an online multiplayer vs mode?

They should just remaster Hunters multiplayer and throw that in.

And I thought Paper Mario fans were melodramatic

Are they mad because the scientists created metroids or because the scientists stopped making metroids? It's unclear.

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You severely underestimate just how damaging Other M was to almost every aspect of the series.

Get over it.