You're in

I never asked for this

But I don't wanna get deleted by a lucky Thwack!

Wait, this invitation says fawful...?????

Mii? I'm already in.

Eheheheheh, hey Lois this is just like the time I was in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch!

as it should be

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We've known that since E3 2014.

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I’m a massive fucking faggot. Literally. 6’0, 220lbs and gay. What’s my moveset?

Hey thanks pally

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>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Mario: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, the Smash Brothers!
>Brian: Holy shit, the Smash Brothers? I thought you all enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Captain Falcon is falcon punching Islamic terrorists while the Brawl theme plays
>Donkey Kong: Hehehe, yep, but we're back. Those Arabs really went APE on us!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you all back, Smash Brothers!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>Ness uses his psychic powers to throw Meg into the roof
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Mortal Kombat, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!

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Thanks

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Oh gosh. Oh jeez. I don't even have a moveset ironed out.

Give me a few minutes, OP, I need to build my self-insert OC!

Shitposting

I damn well better be.

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that dog is almost lethally smug
what's her secret?

She cute.
She funny.

well shit I'm both of those things but I don't go around exuding that aura of absolute superiority and ascendant smugness that she does seemingly without effort
how does this faggot dog do it

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sakurai why whywhwywyhwyhwywhyhwyyyyyyyyyyyy viummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm uhuhuhuhhhhhhhhhh

wholesome

Nigga did the letter say your OC? The character is you. Hope you play some sports at least or you're boutta be a joke character.

Hey i remember this episode!

If they want money theyd go pay Nickelodeon for pic related

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You've fucked up now, Sakurai. The first S++ tier

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Well. Given Isabelle is literally an administrative assistant and she managed to put a moveset together, the fact that I have a somewhat interesting job (private investigator) should give me access to all kinds of goofy spy shenanigans.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS IT!

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Based

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This is disgusting.
Please don't post that in the future.

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Thanks

Great I can't wait to shred up the competition with my sick moves!

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Danke Bruder!

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EPIC

Hi?

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Who'd ya blow to get in Ultimate you bitch!? IT'S NOT FAIR IT WAS WALUIGI'S TIME TO SHINE!!!

But we already have miis user.

About time they sent an invitation to a Tencent rep

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Imagine Sakurai actually puts you in smash and suddenly millions of people all over the world know your real name and identity and are calling you cancer. You have people who love playing as you, there is people drawing porn of you, there's people drawing you interacting with all the other characters. Girls and gays you don't even know and will never meet are crushing on you and you don't even know. You can go into smash and play yourself and not even be the best player of yourself. You might not even like your own kit. There might be a pro player who wins a tournament with you. People are going to be discussing the nerfs and buffs you recieve in patch notes. Meanwhile you're still alive, living in your home. You're still you, you're still Anonymous, but for no reason, you're not.

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I read it all in their voices, goddammit

isn't that what the miis are for?

Time to go to work!

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I've been in since Smash 4 as a swordfighter. What's your point?

I see your 『Giorno's Piano』and raise you one 『Giorno's Orchestra』
youtu.be/ScuhzLhZrAQ?t=3917

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Hand over that pass you little bitch.

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This is a lazy edit of the Sans copypasta.

SAGE

Based (formerly redpilled)

I'm in and here's my in-game render.

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Next never ever coming through

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Calling GENO™, come in GENO™! This is the STAR ROAD, GENO™, do you read me?
"GENO™ responding, read you loud and clear!"
GENO™, the world needs your help!
"On the way!"
G E N O™ ! !
THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHERO, NOW THE WORLD'S GREATEST TOY! GENO™ HAS IT ALL! CAN SURVIVE GREAT FALLS USING HIS BUILT IN GENO BOOST™!!
KARATE CHOP ACTION!
"Hiyaah!"
GUN ARM THAT SHOOTS PULSATING LASERS!!
"Total Annihilation!"
MULTI PHRASE VOICE SIMULATOR!
("I serve a higher authority." - GENO™, 1996)
AND BEST OF ALL... CAN STAND AND WALK ON HIS OWN!!
("the Star Pieces belongs to everyone!" - GENO™, 1996)
(NOT A LIVING TOY.)
GET YOUR GENO™ ACTION FIGURE AND SAVE A WORLD NEAR YOU!
G E N O™ ! !
(Available at Rose Town's toy outlets in the Mushroom Kingdom.)

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Time to fuck up Megaman

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This post is excellent.

Here you go bro.

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You stay away from my main

My "never ever", other characters could be the skins

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Finally, a rhythm game character.

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>I get to spar with Daisy
I don't even care if Im low tier

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I'm in.

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>Neutral b : chug a whole 8,6 degree beer, after 3 beers the drunk meter is filled up
>Neutral b (full meter) : vomit attack (same damage as ganondorf charged punch without the input lag)
>Smash attack : the boys joins the fight to beat you up
Gimmick is that I take damage with each attack like Pichu except I get increasingly bloody the more I get hit, perk is that I don't take much knockback

Petah get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong louis?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey quaggy!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-
BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!
you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense
Time for desert quaggy
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

GOOD

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Thanks for the invitation

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So is it a compliment to whoever wrote the copypasta or an insult to Family Guy's writers that this is so spot on?

>Knock on door, Peter opens it
Banjo: Gu huh! Hi Peter
Peter: holy family frikin crap! Lois, look who's at the door
Lois: Peter, I thought I told you to stop bringing animals home from the zoo and dressing them up?
Peter: Oh come on Lois, don't you recognize who they are???
>1 second pause
Lois: *gasp* oh my gawd, Banjo Banjo-Kazooie! a haha, I'm so sorry, I almost didn't recognize you! Wow! It's been awhile! Please, come on in!
>Banjo walks to couch where a bowl of seeds lay on a small table. Meg is watching TV and Kazooie starts pecking at the seeds
Meg: excuse me, can you tell your pet bird to stop eating my food? He's getting annoying.
Peter: Um, EXCUSE ME, Meg, Kazooies a SHE, not a HE! *Crosses arms* you're so dumb!
Meg:whatever! Can you just tell your stupid bird to stop being annoying??
Kazooie: hey, watch it you ugly virginal lard
>Kazooie shoots eggs at Megs face, she runs into the kitchen crying
Peter: Ee Kum no Kum ee kum ko Kum!
Brian:*stares at Banjo and Kazooie, eyes squinting* so uh..... Do you two...
B & K: Huh??? Oh no no no no no no, of course not *nervous laughing*
Kazooie: Not on Sundays
Banjo:Kazooie!!!!!
>Screen pans to Stewie and Chris
Stewie: why do we keep getting so many of these video game guests when nobody knows who the hell they are??
Chris: well the writers gave up on the script so they handed it to people on alt right image boards to deal with it.
Stewie: ah, that explains the frog in the tuxedo from last week's episode.

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Aw hell yea.
Who should I rape?

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I raise you a gay priest.

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How are you gentlemen!!
All your smash invites are belong to us.

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>Smash
This is KoF invitation letter.

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i refuse to allow my likeness to be used unless sakurai uses smash's profits to track down koronba's location

No u

>ah, that explains the frog in the tuxedo from last week's episode.
kek

>scene where Captain Falcon is falcon punching Islamic terrorists while the Brawl theme plays
My sides

I swear the more and more makeshift scenarios are made on various boards the more it becomes like an actual modern family guy episode. If this keeps up we're gonna have an instance in where the Family Guy writers and some random anons accidentally make the exact same script by pure coincidence and Fox will accuse the team of leaking the episode.

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kino

A Mii outfit AND an Assist Trophy? Sakurai, you're too good to me!

Yes

such a flat chest

Any of them

it's Puyo Puyo time!

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