Alright, why do you faggots want her in smash

it'd be nothing but EoSD trash and you know it

SMASH HIJACK LOL

I have no clue who this fucking is. What Touhou games do I play through to understand?

Either 7 or 8 because there's a good balance of story stuff and being easy for newcomers. Don't fall for the meme of starting with 6.
Elso each game has a self-contained story (Save for the last ones) so you don't need that much background to follow along.

>Touhoufags are waifufagging elitists
>combine this with their fear of normalfags/ironic weebs
>Reimu is added as a character
>this pushes Touhou towards the limelight
>new fans flood in and discover the decades of shitposting
>start spouting old memes like a bunch of TF2 players
>/jp/ gets a heart attack and gets catalog bombed
>Yea Forums tries to raid /jp/ during the initial reveal and /jp/ mods accidentally ban a bunch of /jp/ posters during the chaos
>/jp/ also enters a new era of paranoia because they think their board will be invaded when nobody gives a fuck about them and their idolshit anymore
>Touhoufags and /jp/ being forced to talk about the games again mindbreaks them
>Touhou threads on Yea Forums get insta-derailed by Twitter screencaps of random people saying ignorant shit about the games (and Touhoufags are too autistic to ignore them)
>a LOT of porn, mostly armpit screenshots of Smash Reimu
>people speculating about what musical tracks will be in and how hard Sakurai will suck EOSD dick
>Marisa and Sanaefags not shutting the fuck up
>three dozen reaction videos of nobody e-celebs acting confused
>at least half of them are making generic waifu jokes because they have no idea of who Reimu is
>collective outrage and confusion from western characterfags
>Neptunia/Love Live ironic weebs latch on Touhou
>they start bringing fumos to EVO
>they start banning fumos at EVO
>Normalfags would get angry at the lolis in the franchise and harass a bunch of porn artist
>Gokufags become even more obnoxious because "an anime character is in"
>the bullet hell difficulty attracts souls-like fags and e-celebs
>TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION #7
>TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION MUST WATCH #19
>TOUHOU: THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTERS, ANIME-STYLE
>GAME THEORY - THE TRUTH BEHIND HAKUREI SHRINE
>2ch is on full shitstorm mode because she was a Sans tier meme choice
>Pixiv gets nuked so hard by crossover art that it becomes unusable

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Great music. Tons of great potential for a fun and interesting moveset. Good potential for neat alts and a stage. I think Touhou games are fun. Not sure why it's hard to understand.

The remixes maybe, but we'd at least get Love Colored Master Spark, Necrofantasia, Doll Judgement, and Lunatic Eyes.

7 and 8 are easier to get into compared to a lot of others, but all the games are pretty fun. My personal recommendation for a good starting game is 8. Just google it and you should find a download. Hope you enjoy it.

Because:
1: I like her.
2: I want to see this place burn.

>implying Septette for the Dead Princess isn't atleast on the top 5 best themes

reimu is the main character, she beats up spooky ghosts with her witch friend and hates her girlfriend yukari

thats all you need to know

But I don't, there would be no greater insult to the perfect shrine maiden of paradise than to give her to the filthy smashfag hordes

/jp/ is fucking shit, if Reimu makes into smash I would be in Yea Forums posting all the touhou pics i want and enjoying the chaos, /jp/ can burn for all what I care.

>really want the music
>interested in seeing how Sakurai would design a shmup character and think there's potential for a fun moveset
>Smash doesn't currently have any playable fighters from an indie or shmup

More like
>2: I want to see the internet burn.

Reimu existing in smash is like throwing her in an angry horny mob of spics and niggers to ganbang her.

she makes my peepee hard

Nah man, only Yea Forums would burn.

>implying
A good majority of the Japanese internet will straight-up die, followed by nonstop twitterposting and a wave of newfags shitting up Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /jp/, and /bant/ like never before. Certain subreddits will also become unusable.

>Certain subreddits will also become unusable.
And that's a good thing!

>is like throwing her in an angry horny mob of spics and niggers to ganbang her.
Hot

actually underage poster

You think Japan would go full Yea Forums? They are actually pretty chill, if it happens they will go "oh, neat" and draw crossover fanart about it.

The most honest answer in this thread.

It's barely Top 5 in its own game. Meiling and Patchy's stage and boss themes are superior.

Pitslut.

I just want smash retards to go absolutely berserk. I never played smash in my life.

I see you are also a man of culture.

It’s a meme

Just like Ridley amirite :^)

5ch really doesn't want Reimu in

>5ch
Don't you mean 2chan? In any case, just like Yea Forums, they don't represent everyone, they are just the most vocal assholes, like Yea Forums.

They better add Green Reimu as a skin for her.

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They got renamed into 5ch
Nip twitter doesn't take Reimu in Smash seriously

Music and watching /jp/ implode.

>anime shit
lol no, we want Scorpio & Master Chief, kys weebo.

A SLUT.

A SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Because I want to see the massive shitstorm, and also because I think she'd be fun to play and is a big enough indie in Japan to warrant it.

The Smash DLC is currently missing a zoner and a female character. Reimu would be a good choice for that reason alone. The music is icing on the cake.

Because I am a petty piece of trash. I do not Bayo, Corrin, and Joker and she will make others feel my disdain.

For the Shadow/Otis/Reimu saga to have a proper conclusion

Feels great knowing all three of them will remain NEVER EVER meme tier picks.

normies didn't know joker either, hell even i didn't know the son of a bitch was called joker before smash

>DLC free of zoner faggotry
>bad thing
Pick one

I want to smash her if you catch my drift

What does a character getting into smash mean at that point? That Nintendo noticed you???
It seems pointless honestly

post 1ccs fags

She's cute.

Seems like a well deserved fate for /jp/ and touhoufags.
Be careful what you wish for.

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BASED Schizofag

I can't, the fucking cat won't let me

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I never 1cc'd a single Touhou game.

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I fucking hate the touhou fanbase so goddamn much this thread is the culmination of the shit I'm so tired of fucking seeing. Even gacha fags are better than you guys.

>tfw no DDC music so no kobito of the shining needle or primordial beat
That's the main loss to me, but watching /jp/ get burninated from all its idolfaggotry would be a completely worthwhile trade since those faggots belong on /s/ anyways.

>giving a shit about the horde of fateshitters that are 5ch.
Fate is to 5ch which touhou is to here, watching their massive salt is worthwhile.

You sound like a salty ass 5ch fag, go back to your fatefaggotry.

I really wish mods would tell idolfags to fuck off.

It's all shitposting no one actually wants her

I want her.

I want her, DLC needs a fucking girl (Kazooie doesn't count).

I want her. She's the main character of -the- indie series.

5ch hates Saber in Smash even more

Is that some Cookie

dark times ahead

i belive that's a mouse, user

she comes from a long time running series that had some power across the globe and the creator is a 6pack away from letting you do whatever you want with her

At this point anyone but Reimu or Saber would be a disappointment. Maybe Neptune for meme potential but it's not the same.

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cuz she's canon

/thread/

ZUN would never make a deal with Nintendo.

But she's not in Smash

shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,19472.msg1252539.html#msg1252539
>ZUN had officially given Nintendo a license, allowing Band Brothers players to upload music based on all Team Shanghai Alice albums

It might be worth it if it shoves the idolfags out of /jp/

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Why not? He made one with Valve, and Touhou fangames are getting official releases on the Switch. He's already 70% there.

Travis, Doomguy and Bomberman are all better picks than shitty ass Reimu.

You have shit taste.

>has to wait for a copy-paste smash shitpost thread to whine about touhou
what a pussy

Imagine the sheer amount butthurt meltdowns and touhou hijacks that SHE'S IN!!1!1one!! would cause. I don't play smash or touhou, it would just be so fucking funny.

Accept that not everyone worships your garbage waifu.

Reimu (Touhou)
Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)
Felicia (Darkstalkers)
Shantae (Shantae)
Kasumi (Dead or Alive)
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
2B (Nier: Automata)

We have to get at least one female fighter DLC. Which one is it?

Stop posting cookies

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>Marisa would be the edgelord tryhard skin because she wears black on most games
Luigi Reimu skin it is.

Do you really think most people know what a cookie is? They probably think it's just some random touhou pictures.

But I don't wanna.

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i want to fuck pussy

>Bomberman
I like Bomberman as much as the next user, but you should let it go already.

>generic anime girl

I cannot think of another female character that would cause as much shock as Reimu.
Any other female character would just end up being disappointing.
She just makes too much sense.

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Better than
>generic anime swordsman

>good music
>cool character
>stage would look neat
that's basically it

>Youmu gets in
>5ch seething over Touhou
>Westerners seething over literal who
>Smash autists seething over sword

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Ironically, her being a Miko is relatively unique because it's her entire job and moveset as opposed to a costume she wears while doing nothing related to being a miko. She's essentially a shaman in the proper sense, which is pretty rare in waifus. You even see her training in the manga to open herself to spiritual possession by kami.

Fuck. That would be perfect.

speaking of the whole miko deal
Is there anything else she does besides ask for donations and mass genocide related to her job?

get rich quick schemes

Cookie is a funny meme I found on reddit youtube.com/watch?v=IOMOcSDR9Hc

That's a lot of free entertainment and shitposting, hope Sakurai adds her

>Reimu
No Tanooki balls

>Pocky and Rocky
Tanooki balls

The choice is obvious.

She maintains the shrine, which is important for the function of the boundary around Gensokyo. The shrine gets very few visitors because, for all her hate of Youkai, Reimu ends up constantly making allies among them, who frequently visit and give the shrine a bad reputation. She might conduct funerary rites too, but I'm not sure. I always found Marisa the more interesting of the two, so I'm not super well read on Reimu.

I mean, while I strongly agree with you, we could also get Tanuki Balls through Tom Nook.

right, then what can you tell me about the witch?
what's the deal with her and how did she got those magic powers?

Marisa has this theme in TLN so she's better
youtu.be/yufAYNDtoC4

Beat up commies like Shimmy and Keiki

HARD WORK AND GUTS
LOTS OF GUTS
GUTS LIKE THOSE WHO PICK SWORD USERS

Soeaking of Luna Nights, that game made me want Reimu solely because the way it handled Grazing in a platformer was incredibly fucking fun. If Smash gave Reimu a Graze mechanic like TLN I'd probably end up maining her.

>Luna Nights wasn't in the Indie World showcase despite coming out on the Switch with an exclusive Cirno boss
ITS OVER REIMUBROS

Why would they show off the Touhou games during a western-indie direct and not the September direct during her reveal?

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Hopefully it will be shown at an actual Nintendo Direct along with AoCF, Genso Skydrift and Genso Wanderer Lotus Labyrinth.

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While Reimu symbolizes traditional identity, Marisa symbolizes progress and the blending of worlds. Her name was decided on because it's a name in both Japanese and in Romantic languages, for instance. She is herself a hapa, and while Reimu is overtly hostile to Youkai on principle, Marisa wants to one day become one.

Marisa was born in the human village to a secondhand sales merchant that refused to traffic in magic items. Marisa, being interested in magic, eventually ran away from home when here interests were disparaged. She found herself a tutor in a very powerful ancient spirit named Mima, who got Marisa her start in magic altogether. Originally meeting in combat as kids, Reimu and Marisa would eventually become best friends and were common sights around eachother. Her signature weapon, the Hakkero, was given to her by a man named Rinnosuke, an associate of Marisa's estranged father who is half-Youkai himself and kind of filled the cool uncle role in her life as a kid. The Hakkero is itself explicitly magitech, another blending of science and the supernatural.

While Reimu's magic is innate and intuitive, Marisa sweats and bleeds for every spell she knows. She has a firey attitude, but is incredibly and aggressively studious, going so far as to regularly steal books on magic theory from the Scarlet Devil Manor's massive library. Becoming sufficiently good at magic is actually one route to becoming a Youkai, which is her implicit goal. She's also interested in Shikigami, or what we would probably call Familiars, and wants to acquire one someday. She keeps a piece of an Earth-style shikigami in her hat for this reason. It's a microchip. She doesn't understand the difference between computers and helper spirits.

Marisa has a great penchant for light and fire magic, preferring overt energy beams and even bottled explosions in a setting that is usually more finesse-based. She picks up any odd jobs she can as a magician.

I thought Marisa didn't want to lose her identity as a human and refused to become a magician youkai to make stopping aging easier.

News to me if that's the case. She talks occasionally about wanting to be a magician youkai, so unless something changed in a recent book I haven't read yet, I have to guess you're mistaken. That would be a massive character development.

I hope that Cirno boss is a timed exclusive

youtu.be/AOnfnNYkSlY

I probably am maybe, I've been drinking so my ability to recall things isnt the best right now. I should re read all the official stuff again too since all the bullshit people throw out get jumbled in sometimes

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For directly focused on Marisa stuff, read The Grimoire of Marisa. It's written in first person from Marisa's POV and is a compilation of her personal notes on studying other character's spells. A lot can be inferred of her character based on her thoughts and opinions.

DDC - 320M
IN (Final B) - 944M
UFO - 142M
TD - 161M
HSIFS - 118M
MS - 30M
PCB
PoFV
and Recently WBaWC

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based

based on what?

Just don't make her a broken piece of shit like hero and I could care less. The worst part of course would be having to explain the character to normies you play Smash with, but that's every character that isn't Mario or Pikachu.

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What do we think of 17?

I like 17. Stage 5 boss is pretty bullshit but besides that, its pretty fun.

99% music, 1% Reimu

Good game