User, dinner's ready

I wish my family made dinner instead of ordering somewhere literally every night. I don't know how to cook. Nobody taught me

i just eat my own cum at this point

Do you think the women do that on those survival shows?

...not yet

So learn. Read a recipe you fucking ape.

i'd eat the shit out of her ass so probably

What would you says a good starter?

Steaming vegetables, scrambling eggs, and boiling chicken are all acceptable super simple recipes that are easy and quick.

Weird. I'm the one who makes dinner for me and my little sister

What do you like to eat? Pizza is easy you just cut shit up and put them on the base. If you feel adventurous you can buy a proper ball of cheese or even make your own base. Stir fry is the same. Just cut shit up and fry it for a bit.

nnnn... ughhh... not yet...

that's fucking hot dude

oh my god

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God I wish I had a sister.

is she cute? come on don't lie

bruh.......

what?! ... soup again? !!!

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my mother passed away a couple of years ago. at first i didn't really think about it - work took over for a while, got married, and had my own family to boot. but a couple of weeks after the service i was looking over my phone contacts cleaning out the old contacts and found her number. there it was, mom, and underneath was the delete button.
i wept.

Beans on toast...

I'm sorry user. She's with you.

>mom makes dinner
>It's fucking boiled wheat in a watery sauce of boiled tomatoes, boiled broccoli and an egg because "meat is unhealthy"
Yeah thanks mom I sure love eating this crap every day.

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Do you sneak cum in her food so she gets a taste for you?

Sounds like she needs a hot beef injection

My mom used to put a shit ton garlic in everything to the point where I lost my sense of taste until I moved out and started cooking for myself.

>Hey mom, what's for dinner
>We have some lunchmeat in the fridge
>Expired a week ago
>Don't even have bread
Man, I loved it when my mom worked late

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Sounds like she needs a fucking sausage inside her, ya know what I mean?

>When you realize breakfast for dinner was because there is nothing else to make and it wasn't a special day

Of course she is

i miss my mom's food
i miss her

If you can read you can cook. Just get a recipe, go buy the ingredients, and follow it. It's not hard and requires no special talent

I don't like eating food cooked by other people.

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More like
>SURE I'LL BE THERE IN JUST A SEC, I'M STUCK ON THIS FUCKING MENU SCREEN ANYWAY

My mom doesn’t cook home made meals anymore. It’s always something prepackaged or frozen she just heats up.
In some ways that’s good. Her cooking can be pretty bad, but I still kinda miss it.

what do you even do as a parent? make them shit? Id probably just put them outside until they went then let them back in.

>If you can read you can cook
unless you're quadriplegic or something I guess

Oh look it's captain pedant

most people suck at cooking including myself. The ones that are convinced they're really good at it are always the worst of them too.

yes, it is I. Are yoou haveing problem?

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How the fuck can you afford that? How much do you spend monthly on food?

>mum works 4am - 5pm
>used to go with her with night shifts so she knew i was safe
>Hit 12
>She taught me the basics for cooking
>make dinner for her almost every day after school
>18 now, Cert 3 in hospatality and working in a hospital cooking and Still have a passion for cooking
Despite my mum being a massive alchaholic, I still thank her for my love in cooking

certain foods last past the expired dates.
Launch meat has so much food preserves in them that it might still be good.

It's not all foods but certain ones you can away longer for an another week or two.

So jealous

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I made a sandwich for the first time in my life a while ago and it was a fucking mess
I hate my life

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what kinda sammich, user

How can you allow your ignorance of a subject stop you from doing it these days? You can go to a search engine and ask it literally ANYTHING and it will link you to sites and videos showing you exactly how to do said thing.

niiiice, I wish I had a little sister.

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cheese
it took me 20 minutes and it looked like a fucking retard had dunked crumbled bread into a mayo jar

>Despite my mum being a massive alchaholic

Sounds like she at least took care of you and thought about your personal wellness

it's not my job to suddenly learn how to be a functioning human being when everyone else failed me so completely

You're such a whiny faggot
It's your job to have self respect you moron

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you know how to do it, right? you lay out two pieces of bread. onto the first, you put a piece of cheese. then you take out a jar of mayo, and take out some of the mayo with the face of a butter knife. then you drag that knife over the second piece of bread, mayo side down.

I don't mean to sound patronizing, I'm just genuinely curious where it went awry.

>not putting mayo on both slices
I never understood people like you

>it's not my job to suddenly learn how to be a functioning human being when everyone else failed me so completely

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Not yet

That's sad wish you the best

That would have gotten my ass beat into dog meat

fag

just put more on one side if you want more.

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You must be brown.

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yeah but she also did beat the shit out and kicked me out of the house 3 times

I'm white

kek

White white or American "white"?

No, that's gross, and we have tasted each other before in different ways

>in the middle of a league game with people from my teamspeak
>have to silently disconnect out of shame while my mom raises her voice
aaaaaaa

... wut

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then you must be southern or east coast.

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White White
East Coast yes

Ew did you trade boogers

Your statement is contradictory. You claim it'd be gross for her to taste you, but then immediately assert afterwards that you have tasted each other.

Be consistent, user.

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tell her to watch this and see if she still thinks meat is unhealthy

youtube.com/watch?v=97Wry4ppywQ

She's feeding him eggs so I think she's just stupid and worried about worms or hormones or some dumb shit.