Reminder this is how you look showing up to the Function wearing vidya clothes

>try to f* Judith
>im not comfortable with that yet
How many handjobs does it take?!

Still better than the Solvalley shill.

A cute negress will never look at me this way

Why even fucking live

>haha gamers are so retarded xDD

his triceps are fucking massive

ugly as fuck face

yes, if you wear vidya clothes to a function you are a fucking retard

>50k a month
>600k per year
>300k per update
>expecting updates to speed up
>expecting they'll finish the game

are you retarded

What the fuck is "The Function?"

>not supporting your favorite video games on national TV

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at 50 bucks per handjob, that's 5000 handjobs a month, over 6 months, the judith update is gonna be worth 30,000 handjobs. and that's generous to the value of a handjob.

cope

sorry, 1,000 handjobs a month, judith update is worth 6,000 handjobs from a model

>people pay for this shitty art
modern men are pathetic

American slang for "school". When you're young, adults tell you you don't function unless you're at school.

>DCuck's actually going for 1 update/year
Lmao'ing@the pay pigs

they're desperate

desperate for good porn games

porn games are cool, and there's clearly a nearly limitless demand for even really really shitty porn games

someone make a fucking porn game it literally prints fucking money

>make a game about fucking your mom/sister
>have to remove the mom/sister fucking
what's the point?

Point is adding it back with the patch

To make money.

imagine how much money someone could make

if they just

make a good porn game

80s baby here a function is a very rare term used for a rave. I don't know where the fuck you grew up where adults were telling you that.

>caring what normalfags think
there's your mistake

why are all of the lewd scenes so.. boring?

>This shitty western porn game is making $60k+ a month on Patreon

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Chad thundercock is going to make him watch him rawdog 3 sluts. Fucking nerd

why do that when you can make this much doing next to nothing?

Except Chad and the thot crew aren't at functions.

>need to be good at porn
>need to be good at making games
>need to be good at shilling yourself to the right market constantly
Realistically, choose 1.

Yeah, those niggers look hideous

>this makes any money, at all
>premium shit on pornhub looks even worse than this
What happened?

burger here. never heard of that in my life. You a super neet or something?

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several weeks ago i saw an overweight man wearing the green tshirt in op's pic, the shirt was too small for him and part of his gut was sticking out. He was wearing sweatpants and standing around on the sidewalk. Not sure how he survived till adulthood

What the fuck is a function

>part of his gut was sticking out
The ol' Fupa Peek. A little reminder to eat less.

An event you mongoloid.
Is everyone on Yea Forums a fucking ESL or something?

>You mean USA isn't the center of the world?!
I'd rather be an ESL than a fucking burger.

Not my fault you're an illiterate Mexican.

I'm 100% American and I have never heard anyone use "function" as a noun.

That's because you're an idiot.
Likely a southerner or Californian.

I want the clothes off of that man's back, and on to mine :)

See

europeans say burger like it's an insult, fuck man go have some soggy chips and tripe and think about what you're saying

Did they ever add a sex line for the girl who blows you in the bathroom stall at the start?

Yes. It's Summer Time Saga.

ha

hahaha

HA

come back in 5 years and you might get 1 scene

in the meantime they'll make 3 million dollars

Literally has nothing to do with what you are wearing in scenarios like this. If you swapped the clothing, the guy with the muscle would look fucking awesome, while the fat dude would look fucking stupid.

Step 1: Be attractive. That's it. Just do that and you can get away with whatever you want to.

How did you know?

this dude pulled a hard JUST soon after, but at least he got his fair share of pussy while he looked like adonis

Well, the blonde on the left looks interested.

Or maybe he isn't a 14yo who thinks everyone outside his circle of trannies is supposed to know whatever new terms he comes up with for mundane things. Go to bed kid, you have classes tomorrow.

The fucking irony from a retard who don't know what a "function" refers to.
Jesus christ, it's like southerners and westerners take fucking pride in being absolute morons.