>not a huge fucking bitch for no reason
>not a manipulative cunt
>doesn't force you into political shit
>no fucking magic
>actual red hair
How can any sorceress compete?
Not a huge fucking bitch for no reason
Owen Jenkins
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Bentley Davis
I went with her in the first game over Triss and Triss was all bitchy about it.
Camden Flores
They can't. Shani is best girl by a fucking mile.
Charles Ross
This is her voice actress
Liam Reyes
shes going to get old and ugly
Elijah Diaz
Shani is by far the best girl and she should have had her own fucking route.
Luke Murphy
Name one woman who doesnt
Jace Butler
She's also natural. No ugliness hidden by magic.
William Stewart
Also,
>actually knows how to have fun
Jose Wilson
Geralt stays ageless and sorceresses can keep up the appearance
Shani cant
Leo Roberts
Sorceresses.
Levi Garcia
...the sorceresses that all stay beautiful forever with their magic?
Yen is 100+ years old and was born a deformed hunchback but magic made her beautiful
Chase Martin
Nope, her ugliness is just out in the open for all
Luke Roberts
shani was the best in 1 and shes the best in 3
they had to hide her in 2 so people would care about triss for no reason
Zachary Morris
Sorceresses
Julian Anderson
And of course her voice actress is a big cutie.
Nathaniel Torres
Fake beauty
Isaiah Sullivan
Witchers still age, just at a much slower rate than normal humans.. Geralt is over/under 100 years old and Vesemir is probably somewhere between 200-300
Ethan Roberts
she was great in part 3 but in part 1 she was a retarded asshole
Adrian Rogers
I'm a dude and have that exact hairstyle lmao
Owen Ortiz
For you.
Sebastian Foster
>not a huge fucking bitch for no reason
I'll take Friendzones you no matter how many good choices you make for 500 alex
>not a manipulative cunt
I'll take becomes sad and distraught over not finding a good man but then friendzones the greatest witcher on the planet for 1000 Alex
>doesn't force you into political shit
She forces you to tag a long to a marriage and then FRIENDZONES YOUR ASS AFTERWARD, SHE LITERALLY JUST WANTED SOMEONE THERE SO SHE WOULDN'T BE THAT ONE SINGLE WOMAN AT A MARRIAGE
>no fucking magic
This is correct
>actual red hair
Also correct. Two out of five is still a failing grade, see me after class.
Ethan Jones
thats because youre a fag
Jonathan Scott
whatta fucking faggot
Levi Gutierrez
So how does semen taste like?
Benjamin Davis
I've never had sexual relations with either sex.
Gavin Robinson
Nolan Thomas
doesnt make you a non-fag
Luke Fisher
that just makes you a gay virgin dude
Christopher Bell
Looks pretty real to me sweaty
Luke Lee
Slut that fucked Thaler, Triss is way better.
Dominic Stewart
thats a lot of stuff you wrote there. i remember fucking her
Cameron Brown
I didn't like her because she got mad at me for thinking it was better to give alvin to a sorceress than to her, what the fuck would she know about dealing with a source?
Dylan Bennett
has nothing to do with the fact that you are a faggot.
Zachary Myers
fuck triss. she took advantage of an amnesia'd geralt to spite Yen.
Benjamin Barnes
Am I the only one that loved Keira Metz?
James Cruz
>Triss is way better.
she's fucked literally hundreds, you even meet a dude who pounded her out and she teases you about taking his dick, who the fuck is posting this faggotry?
Lucas Ross
Yes.
Michael Martin
Am I the only one that loved Ves?
Liam White
>He doesn't know
Dominic Wood
Go away tranny.
Chase Myers
>How can any sorceress compete?
I know of one
>inb4 she's not a sorceress
Lodge of sorceresses tries to get her to join them.
Also from the journal
>For Cirilla is also a highly-skilled witcher, heiress to several thrones, the last bearer of the Elder Blood, a powerful Source endowed with exceptional magic talent and the Lady of Time and Space.
She absolutely is a sorceress.
Christian Ortiz
you lowtest faggots should be lined up against a wall.
Leo Moore
She's also not a love interest in any way, shape, or form.
Landon Myers
what I don't know? that she's probably an old hag under an illusion like yen?
Sebastian Garcia
Blake Sanchez
jesus christ dude, thanks for ruining it for me! I'm switching to Anna Henrietta
Nathan Baker
Jayden Foster
Not with that attitude, user
Ryder Wright
based
Oliver Hernandez
based actor from Robin Hood and Kingsmen poster
Nicholas Garcia
>go on Geralt, FUCK HER
>I promise I won't watch
I'm not touching Shani even with a ten METER pole.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
get a haircut bro thats literally a childs hairstyle
you'll thank me later
Samuel Ross
>How can any sorceress compete?
By not looking like a tranny and not having garbage short hair.
Evan Taylor
God, Shani was such a slut. You just know she fucked all the guys she healed.
Joseph Gray
>people keep saying Yen is worse in the books
>if you hate her in the games, wew boy just wait until you read...etc, etc
Yen is actually infinitely better written in the books, and even comes with many damsel in distress moments that add to her vulnerability, while also keeping her likable and somewhat less of a cunt toward Geralt when compared to the games.
she's actually a huge twat to Ciri more than anything in the books.
Juan Butler
>cuckfantasies
you should be gassed.
Camden Ross
Yen playing her two lovers against each other is pretty shitty. It's why 90% of the people who read the books (or parts of the books) after playing the game don't like her, and it's pretty valid. But those same people like to pretend like Triss isn't a piece of shit.
Grayson Lopez
POST CERYS!
Kevin Gray
That was in one segment in one of the fucking books If I remember correctly. First thing Geralt did after reaching Ciri and Yen on Thanedd was basically ignore the fuck out of Ciri while Yen and Geralt made love and had intimate discourse for an entire fucking day. Ciri even admits it when she became disappointed at their reunion after meeting him after so long.
Ryan Barnes
In my last replay Cerys and Hjalmar died like morons sailing against Nilfgaard. I'm never helping those retards again.
Easton Reed
Hey man, sometimes you just need to dick your girl down hard and ignore everything else.
David Watson
Shani a cute. I think she also was written to die of the Catriona in canon while serving as a doctor in a city that was ravaged by the plague.
Aiden Sanchez
I don't get it. Its a normal haircut for young guys isnt it?
Jordan Butler
>its ok when girl does it
Thomas Gonzalez
how tf is shani going to keep that boy safe? she's retarded and throws a fit if you side with triss. both are toxic uggos that only CDPR made into attractive females.
Christopher Ramirez
No, it is not.
Ryder Kelly
>side with a liar who is fucking her best friends lover
she should get mad, Shani knows that Triss is a piece of shit.
Sebastian Watson
you forgot
>is the redanian army's cumbucket
she literally leaves geralt to be the cumbucket for the redanian army
Matthew Lopez
Michael Miller
Carson Reyes
Based. Best girl
James Reyes
Isaiah Butler
>she literally leaves geralt to be the cumbucket for the redanian army
Evan Harris
Jordan Bell
yeah
Michael Torres
DAE (((DA JEWS)))?