What the fuck do I need to take a piss in video games for?

it's Kojima reflecting upon the fragile and transient human condition
such a poet

more like pissing away his investors money

what a shithole

You'll have to play a minigame to zip your dick.

it made the mushroom grow in the trailer so it's gotta be some sort of mechanic rather than
>ha ha pee pee
It's going to be important.

>qte to zip up your pants after pissing
>miss and you get your dick caught in the zipper

you must be joking

>lose 2 HP

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Ohhh, classic Kojima

literally no one cares about that tweet stop spamming it in every thread

let me guess, it's a dude

that's a fine opinion, i imagine that's the way Kojima wants you to feel about the baby

i wouldn't disparage a woman for having motherly instincts

no tranny would ever ever be concerned about a baby

yet you keep replying

Fuck these self-righteous trannies. Little faggot midgets aren't any more important than anyone else.

Was it ever confirmed that killing children was removed from mgsv?

Realismfaggotry

it's literally a metaphor for fetuses

like if you care about a fetus you carry on your chest and you see then why do you support abortion

bla bla

boom kojima is heralded as a genius and sells 10 quadrillion copies

I used to be optimistic about this game, but fuck that, the ""game"" is shit

Even more baffling is that this is supposed to be Kentucky.

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You use it to replenish your hunger meter obviously.

never played Duke Nukem Forever

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I feel like that's kinda the point

Back in 2016 I was intrigued and hyped as fuck. But with each trailer since, it got harder and harder for me to defend this game. They barely shown anything worthwhile, and I kept saying to myself Kojima wanted to take people by surprise, but honestly I'm not so sure anymore. If they haven't shown anything good by now, it's probably because they've got nothing but a walking sim.

>It took them at least 3 years to make a video game about a guy walking through empty plains and taking a piss every once in a while
Really makes you think

Have they never played a MGS game?

i hope that toenail ripping scene really treats him well

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she's actually a cute girl(female)
youtube.com/ValkyrieAurora

Well, Kojima has had anti-abortion messages in some of his games. MGS1's Liquid speech and P.T. premise come to mind.

We'll know a bit more in 3 weeks at TGS, but yeah what we've seen is pretty much all there will be.

What will be the challenging part of the gameplay? Sneaking evasion of the BTs? Shooting? Melee combat and parries? I really want to know what the climax boss fights will be like.

To recover 10 health, last I checked.

>ywn be alone, free of every bad thoughts, walking these lands while listening to the sounds of nature

>slipping your dick out of your pants and running around pissing in people's mouths to watch them vomit is the same as pressing X and watching a minute long animation of your character pissing on the floor

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Lighten up, autismo