Death Stranding

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>literally a walking simulator
lmao

>bikes/motorcycles
Literally a Days Gone knockoff.
Kojima is a hack.

>all those craters in the mid-west.

North America is pretty empty. There will be cities in the game though.

If that monster truck in the trailer isn't driveable for you to cross the terrain I'll eat my fucking shitstained boxers

it's cause the world is all warped and shit

You could drive everything in MGSV so you probably can in this too.

Based Kojima delivering amerikino

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So red is health, orange is baby stress, light blue is probably footwear durability.
Whats the darkblue with the other happy face? Your own stress?
Also I imagine the weight is top=current carrying weight, bottom=max carrying weight? No idea bout the thumbs up and hand icons.

Or Mexico.

Baby stress is going to ruin the game.

Dark blue must be sanity or something like that

DONT SHAKE THE BABY!

Thumbs up must be item condition

>baby stress
Jesus christ, is Kojima trying to ripoff Yoshi Island?

They were lost in the Death Stranding!

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What do pee mushrooms taste like?

Yeah, condition of your load/customer satisfaction/rating as a courier or something like that. The hand might have something to do with the "strand" gameplay Kojima keeps jacking off over and not showing anyone wtf it is.

>map doesn't match outline

Reeeeeeee

>health displayed in milliliters
Is that in blood or pee?

And the moon
and mars

It's clearly a hologram.

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>game takes place in america
>mililiters (ml)
kojimbo confirmed hack.

Why arent there a million milliliters in a liter?

Alright sure i'll fall for this bait cause your a fucking idiot or a yuro poor.
You see the grey spots on the US? Those are cities, you see the rest of the green/sand parts? That's nothing but farm fields and fucking desert.

I doubt you'll read my post though because apparently your IQ is sub 20.

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>Whats the darkblue with the other happy face? Your own stress?
yes
The hand icon is probably how many times you've die to BTs (the goo creatures)
The thumbs up icon could be related to online part of the game where other players decide how "helpful/trustful" you were

Oh no, is this going to be some dumb plot where the world itself starts drifting apart as connections between people become weaker and you have to make everybody get along to pull the world back together? Like it's all some stupid metaphor for japanese kids not socializing enough?

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Wtf? Theres just one long city between the US and Canada and US and Mexico?

Why is there a town called Chihuahua

so what exactly is Kojima's problem?
>pretentious
>steals everything good from movies
>surrounded by yes men

>Like it's all some stupid metaphor for japanese kids not socializing enough?
could you prease spoiler next time you just ruined the entire story for everyone

i hope you rike it

t. kojima

People who live there already are doing so. In the literal meaning.

>what is his problem?
>lists his problems
Add narcissist to that list.

because mexico is wild

Why are Americans so dumb and angry?

Add God to the list

>take one of the most beautiful and varied geographic locations in the entire world, the majesty of america from sea to shining sea
>change it so everything looks like scottish highlands
Fuck that hack Kojima, he can't even do nature porn right.

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no is kino
is video game

Lead in the water. Then they get angry with BIG GUBMENT uses money to fix it instead of giving it to oil companies.

t.American who has never heard of Iceland.

Because they were once the bright hope of a new world and now they're retarded mutts.

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nice trips.

A question for Ameribros: you confirm that the locations of you country that we saw look like in the game?

>north america
>only US

Fucking hell are all americans fucking stupid?

What? Since when was Kojima an enemy of God?

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Kojima is a God among """"""""men""""""

No where in America looks like that. The locations look closer to Scotland or Iceland

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That's his point dumb ass. America doesn't look like Iceland.

Thank you for the enlightment, my obesebro

You can probably change it, you could do that in MGSV, change between meters and feet.

basad

isnt supposed to be post apocaliptic or some shit?

Don't you backtrack, motherfucker. You said God was one of Kojima's problems and you need to tell us what it is that you know and we don't.

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Obviously Gods fight each other, retard

it's almost like nuclear explosions, a rain that fucks with time and the giant gods walking on earth will fuck the topology of a country.

The game look like that, but no Alaska, no Canada to traspass, no Greenland (soon part of american territotories), so Global warming was a hoax like Kojima?

>No where in America looks like that.

Do you live in fucking California or something? Or some piece of shit flat flyover state? America has, out of any country, the most diverse landscapes. This could easily be in colorado, even wyoming.

The lack of trees is interesting, its so damn fertile here. I imagine it has something to do with the near-apocalyptic event.

is that the fucking america division from the man in the high castle?

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The REAL question is can we go all the way from one coast to the other. or will it just be the highlighted area?

How do you know this information, "anonymous?" If that even is your name. Do you know Kojima personally? Who are you really?

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Colorado kinda looks like that if you cover everything with forest.

>new berlin
there are probably dozens of regular berlins in America, I know of two already

That applies to almost every country on the planet. Cities are densely populated, the countryside/etc is less populated. Basic shit but Yea Forums is full of absolute retards who don't know anything.

>he doesn't use milliliters for measurement of distance
Lmao

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DON'T RUSHING

how expensive is live in iowa?

I'm sorry, how many millimeters is it to the moon? What temperature was it when you landed there in Celsius? What was the date in day/month/year format? Oh wait you can't answer any of these questions because you aren't American.

probably very cheap

America has fallen

Wait, this is literally The Postman: The Game. Kojima is just a homage machine at this point.

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Based if true

not suitable for burgertards

>you stop in my state confirmed

nice

That's what I was thinking from the moment they said it was about a delivery man in a post apocalyptic world. I like it.

the WALL

Based

>milliliters
>for distance
>milliliters
user, please, can't you recognize a joke when you see one?

How do you know there will be? Nothing so far indicates there will be.

here's a list of people confirmed to be in death stranding

Norman Reedus
Mads Mikkelsen
Léa Seydoux
Margaret Qualley
Tommie Earl Jenkins
Troy Baker
Lindsay Wagner
Guillermo Del Toro
Nicholas Winding Refn
Geoff Keighley

here's a list of people that have "visited kojima productions" in the last two years, according to kojima's twitter

Bring Me The Horizon
Jade Raymond (founder of Ubisoft Toronto)
Pablo Uchida (illustrator; worked on MGSV)
Tetsuya Mizuguchi (co-founder of Q Entertainment)
J.F.Rey (glasses brand)
Kyle Cooper (movie title designer)
Jim Ryan (president of Sony Interactive Entertainment)
CHVRCHES
Ben Watkins (music group Juno Reactor)
Masahiro Sakurai (Kirby/SSB director)
Ted Price (INSOMNIAC founder)
Cory Balrog (God of War director)
Shinya Tsukamoto (director / actor)
Nattawut Poonpiriya (director)
Conan O'Brien (TV personality)
Edgar Wright (director)
Errolson Hugh (founder of clothing line Acronym)
PLAYDEAD team
Places + Faces (clothing line)
Shota Sometani and Rinko Kikuchi (actors)
Mala Morgan (model / photographer)
Jordan Vogt-Roberts (director)
J.A. Bayona (director)
Tommy Wirkola (director)

let's start making bets on how many of them are the other "cameos"

That trailer talking about "Edgenut City"

>can't venture through my home town
dropped sorry kojima and walking dead guy

>North America

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>the world is connected
>because we have like 40 cameo appearances of different actors, developers and so forth

Sounds like a convenient excuse to not have to actually design an interesting open world.

>no Stefanie Joosten
Why? She deserves way better than being a sfm horsecock porn model

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The whole fuckin reveal brought my hype back to 100

You'll probably end up stopping everywhere if you want to

Here's the thing though:
Assuming the trees all died out from whatever this calamity was, wouldn't there still be dead logs and stumps lying around?

There better be a planet of the apes moment in it

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hmm, you prove a good point.

You could? Don't remember that.

They've shown cities in screenshots.

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yeah but not the shit one you posted tho

The calamity keeps on happening. Each time it rains, every living thing being touched by it ages in seconds. I would not be surprised that some places are now devoid of tree stumps because of this.

Looks lifeless and empty like every other screenshot and video

It’s a state in Mexico

It wasn't a bad concept, but god, I remember how terrible the reviews were for the movie. Ehh, this'll be an 8.8 by most review standards.

already did that in RDR2

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Edge Knot and Capital Knot cities have been mentioned so far.

Of course, it's post apocalyptic. The rain looks comfortable though.

>Tim Burton's version
Not even once

Man that cloud must really fucking hate someone in particular

Then shouldn't there be more trees not less? Since Mature trees drop sprouts to grow.

Also there are still trees outside the White House

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How comfy is to live in Michigan or Wisconsin?

The game has forests user.

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I guess most of the sprouts in those regions simply whiter and die before having a chance to grow. But there's also a pine forest section shown in one of the trailers.

Exactly. The game isn't out yet and we've already found a plot hole

Cheap, but it's infested with boars. For every 1 person theres 500 boars in that state.
It's why people say Iowa smells like pig shit.

Wisconsin is very comfy, Michigan is less so cause it gets fucked with storms from lake michigan constantly

>it's been five years and all they ha e to show is a little clip of a guy walkin up a hill and then walkin down the same hill
Kojimbo is prob workin on Silent Hills in secret and using death stranding to fleece sony

Such as?

Sounds great. I'd totally shoot some boars and cook them on a good fire.

He wants to keep it a surprise for Tokyo Game Show, probably because there will be more Japanese people there.

The scale symbol is actually your justice meter which displays the weight of your sins

>Shinya Tsukamoto (director / actor)
100% in. I feel like him and Kojima would get along great too.

Way too much. How do you think it got its name?

I wouldn't be so sure. Pinecones are known to be pretty resistant, and some species also adapt to extreme environments.

>Jack pine (Pinus banksiana) is adapted to hot, dry environments that are prone to fire. While most pine cones release their seeds when the weather is warm and the soil is moist enough for germination, the Jack pine has a more dramatic tact: it needs that fire.

>The Jack pine has adapted to fire so well that it needs wildfires to trigger the release of its seeds. The seeds then develop in the soil freshly cleared of other plant life.

To imagine that there might be a variant of the Jackpine now growing on moist soil previously cleared by time falls is not so far-fetched. Other plant species probably also adapted to those new conditions, the most obvious one being moss.

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>Pablo who gets a cameo but not Yoji Shinkawa

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Yeah but this Berlin is Newer.

Kick the baby