That kid who bragged about owning a GameCube 2 but every time you went to his house he had "lended" it to one of his...

>That kid who started every sentence with hey

Way more entertaining than Tomar and Lyle.

>friend had divorced parents
>his mom didn't let him play games
>we all went to his dad's house to play all day

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>used to hold 'that kid' down and fart in his mouth

hey you shouldn't pick on that guy

that's not saying much

>that kid that kept seeing a funny little character, a dancing mouse, everywhere

hey calm down alright

>that guy that was actually a little homonculus that smiled at you very wide and screamed

>that kid who convinced you that there was a funny smaller homunculus version of a character in a disney film

Hey now

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Did anyone else constantly made shit up and stuck to it but not to brag but just because creating shit and worlds was as fun as LARPing?

>that kid that would bite his wrist and scream

>That kid who couldn't show you his PS2 (back when PS1 was just released) or else his father would lose his job at Sony

And then no one believed me when my uncle actually got a job at Microsoft and showed me early development screenshots of Age of Empires 3.

>Gamecube 2
You mean the Wii?

>That kid who's dad was the president and wouldn't give the great Linkara his jacket back

>that kid that would imagine sonic running on the streets on the way to school

>same kid had a little green mouse running around on his desk and dancing
Where did he get this kind of money? What did his dad do for work?

>that kid who bragged about being a dad

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Nah. Tomar works because he's a good straight man to Chris and Zach. He doesn't try to be funny and just reacts to what they say. Julian tries to be funny but isn't and otherwise is either wheezing or criticizing something.

julian is the stavros of oneyplays

Every time Zach does his Trump voice I tense up because I think he'd going to mock Trump or his supporters. Thankfully he never does, it's just an impression, not mocking. I have been ready to unsub every time

...

you might actually be the biggest faggot ive ever seen in my years of being on this board. congratulations.

Were kids like that devoid of attention from their parents?

lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite meme

mm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehe

which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know

its hard to pick but please try your best hahae

When I moved to a new town I was desperate to make friends so my autistic ass lent all my Gamecube games to my neighbor. Little did I know I had moved to the ghetto and my neighbors happened to be poor drug addicts. Found out all my games were sold for drugs.

>Julian tries to be funny but isn't and otherwise is either wheezing or criticizing something.
Am I the only fucking one who hates when he does his annoying pretend cry and has panic attacks over slightly tense moments in games? Why does nobody ever mention this?

Zoomer tranny COPE

hey dingdong, how's the ass blood treating you

>That kid that was weird and had no friends that was you

why are kids such liars? i have always been brutally honest about everything

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What does Zach even do for money?

julian and dingdong are gone?
what's the appeal of the channel now?
dingdong was Yea Forums, julian was neat, and chris played off both.

scared to even check, nothing can really replace them.

>implying oneys fucking audience isnt 100% zoomers

>That kid with shitty memory that lent controllers but couldn't remember that he lent them and just gave up after searching for them for hours
>tfw you still have his controller

Leave and take your trash opinions with you.

>that kid who stretched jokes till they were no longer funny
>that kid who talked over everyone else
>that kid who told boring stories
>that kid who interrupted people
>that kid who tried to bring real world issues onto a comedy lets play channel

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suck my dick nerd

He is a probable Jew so what did you expect?

Literally all the newgrounds boys are old Yea Forums so they're immensely better.

old Yea Forums has nothing but negative connotations to me
literally the worst on the internet desu

I think pointing out Julian is an annoying faggot would be akin to beating a dead horse

whenever he does it I do worry that it's going to get political

Losing my shit at this, thank you user

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We get it, Arin, you turned in to a little bitch now.

Honestly all I ever see is people claiming he was one of the best cast members which fucking baffles me

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Christ, you're a fucking faggot.

why does this still get people

I find the impression funny and I like Trump, the problem is Zach always injects politics of some other variety into the conversation. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is a terrible idea.

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The first time he did it I did think someone was going to say something critical of Trump and I was definitely going to drop them if they did, but it was just a silly voice. They know not to make fun of him because we won't stand for it. And that's why oneyplays is based.

>that kid who had a dad who worked at nintendo and wasn't actually lying about it

Don't worry, user. I knew you were joking.

Where do you see that? He was clearly the worst of the three, Chris and Dingdong have much better chemistry than Chris and Julian

A Wii.

DingDong was always a faggot

i hope zach comes back for halloween, seeing that boy get scared by shitty video games is the funniest thing ever

>They know not to make fun of him because we won't stand for it. And that's why oneyplays is based.
So content creators should deliberately alter their product based on outside pressures?

I honestly didnt care about OneyPlays until they left. I loved SleepyCast but DingDong and Julian were such buzzkills

>He doesn't know

Who the fuck is Zach? I don't watch youtube

Nice bait, worked well.

why are you here?

(You)

Ah yes the great Linkara, great work ethic.

underrated

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>the trannies mass replying to this
absolutely seething enjoying every second of the irony

>but every time you went to his house
You're full of shit OP because that kid would always have some excuse for why you couldn't come to his house if you asked.

Playing his GameCube 2

>le somethingawful frog in 2019

At least it's not le nazi frog.

Again, I think I am the only one who likes Lyle. The trio is definitely different from the old one, and it is ok to prefer one, but I think people hate on Lyle too much.

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>my frog is better than your frog

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Witch Hunt was funny and comfy. Zach's nasally, panicked screams warm my heart.

lyle was only good in jak & daxter

Poorfag detected

I like his SFM videos, but he's not the best for live comedy. When he has a bit figured out homeboy is pretty good.

Lyle talks in that annoying voice every faggot who thinks they're funnier than they really are do.

i hope chris sticks with cory and the new guy for awhile they're a million times better than lyle and tomar

>he didn't have a Gamecube 2

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I fucking hate that voice

I liked the story about how he thought he was in danger because he knew where an attractive woman lived. Especially when Chris and Zach were making fun of him for it.

They managed to get an entire playthrough of Wind Waker. Don't hold out on Cory being in much beyond that though. Hopefully they managed to get some more Dragon's Dogma done too, I need more Jeff.

>That kid who told of a secret Waluigi playable character in Mario 64

It was called a Gamecube 360

>that kid that would make shit up because he wanted your attention because he was secretly gay for you

I keep re-watching the Visage let's play. It's like crack.

This happened to me fucking annoying faggot followed me everywhere in school

>that kid who lied about having a girlfriend in canada
>it was me

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>not turning your gay followers into cute traps to use for practice
Get a load of this faggot.

youtu.be/oL2B-AAnsHo

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LINKARA
THE GREAT LINKARA

>that kid who bragged about having a hot goth girlfriend but it turned out he was just being groomed by a Zim-loving landwhale

Good b8. Sad part is there are actually people like this.

How's chemo bruh

>an ancient evil awakens

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spazkid is a closet tranny. no, i don't have any concrete evidence for this. just a feeling i have.

I feel it too.

>that kid that has never once made me laugh despite having seen hours of footage with him in it

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Does he get upset by tranny jokes?

The one I'm 100% sure will come out as a tranny is Egoraptor
Within a year

No I just think he likes traps. 100% will stay the same.

Cory is based
youtube.com/watch?v=VZBqrIe4q3Q

He fucks 2 traps on the reg, he doesnt hide the fact that he likes dick girls. He also tried putting a cd holder up his butt and didnt like it so i doubt hes a tranny himself

this feels like an ironic shitpost that Zach would write

Stav's laugh is a pleb filter.

was it kino?

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>watching their wind waker lp
>start thinking about the jug lady porn
>cory mentions it
gamer brains united

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i love stav and i love julian i'm just saying they're similar entities

reddit.com/r/ConspiracyGrumps/comments/7o593r/is_arin_a_closeted_transgender_woman/

remember that time egoraptor bullied that kid for making a 10 minute cartoon?

good times

>watching their spyro LP
>they stop halfway into the second episode and start playing some Dark Souls ripoff

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Wtf i typed gamer not gamer

it was still installing :^)

I typed gamer brains retard

and I'm still mad

lift up your monster energy drinks and take a SWIG

nobody looks like this lol. Stop watching cartoons user.

I’m the exact same way with any YouTuber. I remember there was one guy whose videos I really enjoyed them he randomly went off on a trump rant in one video and I haven’t watched him since. Forgot his name but he’s pretty big

I miss Zach so much. I thought he was just some nasally fuck until he started making jokes and I couldn't stop laughing.
Also, he is the only comedian I know that has made a funny Trump joke. His manage to retain edge and aren't just "orange man bad."

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dont break an arm jerking yourself off bro

It's amazing how many fucking dumb people are on this board. And I'm not referring to you.

he did say he'd be a trappy rogue slut if he played DnD

Yeah I agree. I like Julian even though he's not a natural entertainer and funnyman like Chris is. Ding Dong meshed more with Chris's sense of humor, whereas Julian was just unabashedly himself, an awkward gay furry who escaped an overly sheltered family life yet still managed to maintain some self-awareness and a sense of humor

He literally hasn't done it once on the show you thin-skinned baby

youtube.com/watch?v=4ePv99VANjE

Very first clip

I want my dick sucked to the hilt, I know I'm thick but I earned it

It was comfy but I feel like Jakey was trying too hard to be the "I'm so chilllll duuuude" kind of guy since he didn't have much to say about the game

this is so accurate

Zach is honest-to-God the funniest person I've ever followed on the internet.

not that user but I feel that doesn't count since right before that he did a Trump impression and he's just explaining how he talks to get the impression right

>that one kid who convinced you to watch OneyPlays but it's cringe garbage

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>That kid who hit the fookin monkey with a stick so hard that his brain came out and the monkey nebah came back.

We don't need Zach anymore. We have someone far better now.

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The Jesse Ventura version is kino.

I have a friend who's been 'that kid' his entire life.
I wised up to his antics about a few months after we first met when I was 11. We're around 28 now and he still tries to bullshit me like "oh I haven't bought DMC5 because they're coming out with a bundle with all games DMC1-5 real soon"
yeah sure kale you stupid fuck I'm not retarded I just don't give enough of a shit to argue about dumb crap like this fuck off and just admit it's because your wife doesn't like you spending so much money on games retard.

I refuse to watch anything with either Julian or Dingdong in it, they were both annoying.

This reminds me of when PortsCenter made a video pretending to be about Skyrim ports. Really it was 15 minutes of pointless self-flagellation. He begs for forgiveness over some vaguely homophobic jokes he may not have actually even made and randomly brings up that chick from Nintendo Treehouse who got fired, claiming it was just because she was a girl and not because she tweeted about diddling kids. He rants about people using the word "Mary Sue" and iirc praises nu-Ghostbusters and nu-Star Wars just for having girl main characters. Then after a bit of whinging about GG he ends his video off with, "Oh, and the Skyrim ports are alright".

After that vid he made a crappy video essay on game demos and never uploaded again. Guy must've had skeletons in his closet or something.

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How did everyone fall for this?

Zach is dead

wow, I didn't think people really hated gays but you're just taking it too far mister >:(

The channel has improved multiple times over thanks to them being gone. Like you said, Dingdong was annoyingly cynical and no fun to listen to, and "neat" is the laziest compliment I've ever heard for someone.

>t'was merely a jest brethren...

AHUHHH HUUUHHH HUUUUUUU happy halloween everybody merry christmas everybody hey did i mention im gay and heres what turned me gay

Some people can't read sarcasm somehow, especially around here. It's not even "falling" for it because I don't think he meant for anyone to take it seriously.

kek

>The dragon's dogma videos.
I've never seen a more insufferably gathering of absolute pieces of shit in my life.
It's like watching a Yea Forums thread come to life how awful.

>that one kid who uses cringe as an adjective completely unironically

After """all your years"" you still can't spot an obvious joke?

Why?

>It's like watching a Yea Forums thread come to life how awful.

>It's like watching a Yea Forums thread come to life
kino

Because people like that exist, especially in autistic hives like Yea Forums. Exaggeration only works online when there's no way you can find someone who would sincerely say something like that.

>Plankton has stolen the krabby patty secre-
>Obamacare doesn't work! He's the real villain.

Is stamper dieded?

>Friend insisted he had a gameoy color but his mom wouldn't let him take it to school
>Fair enough
>Go to his house
>Ask if I can see it
>He says it's charging in the ceiling light in the kitchen

Tony you stupid fuck Gameboys didn't come with rechargable batteries why'd you tell such a stupid lie God damn what the hell was wrong with you

Animation

It's fine. You're insane if you expected anything different, especially with Cory there. I just hope they don't do sword and board forever, assuming the series goes the length of the game.

>that kid who didnt believe some stupid movie was actually real because you gaslit him for 2 hours about some random shit

I think you might be the autistic one here

>No more OneyMega team ups

Oney/DD/Matt was the ultimate dream team

>when Doug Walker jumpscare happens

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I like Lyle. I haven’t seen episodes with tomar in it but I have no opinion there.
I like it when Jeff and cory is there.

>wanting a sequel to one of nintendo's worst consoles
it's like wanting a 65.

DmC was fun, even if he knows fuck all about the series.

Stamper is an alcoholic and I wish him the best.

>that kid who recorded the news at 3AM

I like Lyle too, friend. I also enjoy Pregame Discharge.

WHY DIDNT YOU WARN US REEEEE

I think that had to do with the falling out with arin. Once they get their new place they may show up again.

Spazkid is chaotic good.