>beat the living shit out of everyone in 4-man smash
>faggot kirby who's been jerking off in the corner while I kill everyone starts picking up assist trophies
>get stunlocked by fucking bees while he throws bombs at me
>fuck it, I'll fight fire with fire
>go ape on the smash ball
>it fucking explodes and deletes my last stock
>kirby fucking wins
>"I can keep going!"
AAAAAHHHH FUCKING TURN OFF ITEMS IN ONLINE TOURNEY PERMANENTLY YOU FUCKING NINTENDO MOTHERFUCKERS
Items are obviously stupid for competition, but there is a skill component to them. Being bad at items on will cost you quite a few games, so try getting used to it for the sake of being flexible.
>can't tell fakes apart from the real deal
You don't deserve to win
FUCKING REMOVE ITEMS
You're the one playing with items on, not me. Git gud or stop participating scrub.
The Smash logo is plastered everywhere and you still can't get it right lmao
Is this the Smash bitching thread?
Personally, I hate how all the fucking Fire Memeblem characters have an "I win" fair and bair. Most characters have a disadvantage. You have to land a precise back kick, you have to hit multiple times with the attack, or the attack has shit range. Not the Swordiemblems, just press a direction and a button and you win. Even Robin who's got all the magical shit still has the I win button.
Why the fuck are you playing with items on if you hate items
just adapt lol
>I willingly played a mode with items then complained about items
If you story had been
>set rules to no items
>got an item match
>fucking sakurai
I'd have more sympathy for you, but it wasn't so I have none.
Dude just wants to play tourney mode.
New tournament settings are updated every week, aren't they?
You have been visited by donkey kong pink smash. Be glad.
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