Teach, you didn't choose Golden Deer? That's pretty cringe bro

>Teach, you didn't choose Golden Deer? That's pretty cringe bro

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Is that like a chinese Golden Corral?

I saved your Route for the last because I know it's just boring lore shit that nobody cares for
Also you have the worst cast of the 3 classes so that doesn't help
The only good ones are Claude Lysithea and Hilda
Lorenz is a fucking nigger
Ignatz is ara ara bait
Raphael is bara bait
Marianne is just trash
And Leonie will not shut the fuck up about your dad and is a huge bitch to you in her supports.

it does not matter which house i choose as long as there is cunny

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Marianne is pure kino as a dancer

Absolutely shit taste.

>he joined the golden queers

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You can recruit anybody but Edelgard, Hubert, Dimitri, and Dedue (and lonely Claude) so why does it matter?

HIL DA
HIL DA

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Left to right
Ugly hair, fat fuck, sleep-deprived, sissy, lazy, no devotion, bratty child, ugly tomboy who'd rather fuck my dad

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Is this the meme team? I always see more "funny" shit with these characters together than any other class.

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>black man voiced by white guy
What did they mean by this?

>black

Gorhilda

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It's because Edelgard hates fun and Dimitri is a bit stuck up because reasons. Claude is a chill bro

>The house with the highest concentration of homosexuals in the BLACKED Eagles
>The Golden Deer are the only 100% all straight house
Oh no ...

They're the comfiest class.

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BE is the redpilled route
BL is the bluepilled filler route
GD is the best story route that reveals the truth

and church is just a worse rehash GD but with BE cast instead

it´s like the yellow pokemon go team over again

Cringe and retardpilled

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Stay mad, Bluepilled cuck.

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best girl

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She'd be very good at it too. she got everything she needs to excel at it, she just better as a holy or dark knight. At this point i can,t really put anyone but Flayn there or just sac it for maximal dodge tanking.

You can’t recruit her if you are from another house, does this mean you also can’t marry her?

Also because Joe Zieja rallied everyone to make more Golden Deer memes to get new players to start with Golden Deer

He's such a cool dude, and really involved. His first 3 hours stream of 3H was pretty chill.

>black
He's olive

She is willing to join Blue Lions actually just not Edeltard

Golden Deer has the cutest girls.

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Whats so good about the Golden Deer anyway

The angry opera grandpa and the mole people

i want to snif her pusy from afar

It's actually really exciting lore stuff
And Lorenz is arguably the best noble in the game. Noblesse Oblige out the ass

>join Blood Eagle to push the sandrakers off our world
>oh btw the death knight is cool I'll tell you why later :)
>time skip and no explanation yet

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So it wasn’t just me. I thought I had missed something.

>her supports with Caspar
damn bitch is thirsty for that shonen protag cock

So given the romantic undertone in every single male-female A-rank, does that mean the whole class is just a big relationship polygon?

You chose hitler right?

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I chose the impossible, I chose. Fish.

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I want to f her so bad bros

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>cotton candy unga bunga (wo)manlet couple
Best romance in 3H.

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They’re Hufflepuff

>Hufflepuff

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I want Golden Deers to be my second playthrough. I went Blue Bros.

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>empirefags
I took Bernie and killed the rest.

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Based

>Ravenclaw

>Taking anyone from the empire
What part of "kill every last one of them" did you not understand?

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Pretty damn wrong except for Leonie fuck that bitch

>Leonie
Jeralt. You don't deserve Jeralt. Jeralt once trained me as his apprentice. Jeralt is the best.

>Ignatz
I like painting and am a pushover. Thats the full extent of my personality.

>Marianne
I'm literally fucking autistic and want to die. Don't expect me to do anything because my self esteem couldn't possibly be any lower.

>Hilda
Im lazy lol. Do shit for me stupid boy

>Raphael
ME HUNGRY!

Only three characters that don't piss me off in the Golden Deers.

Completely unbelievable character. There are a never ending supply of men that would put up with her shit for those milkers. I've done worse for far less.

>He didn't save Ferdinand
He's a great guy and would make for a great emperor after Edelgard dies.

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It's also funny since they're basically enablers of each other's habits.
I also just like the idea of a modern basic bitch thot hooking up with some hot blooded showa-era protag.

>I like a man who knows what he wants.
>Lock the door.

Marianne and Hilda are great characters and have good character development, you're just taking their most surface traits. Either you haven't done GD or read their supports.
Raphael is a chill guy and Ignatz gets better after the timeskip though they're weaker characters overall. Leonie sucks though, you're right, she just starts to suck slightly less post-timeskip.

dam actually being this much wrong should be an accomplishment

Nothing is more cringe then saying cringe.

what were they thinking with the direction of Mercedes' voice acting though, humans don't sound like that

I stole all the girls and left the rest of you faglords to yourself.

>Bernie
Only unbased part of a otherwise BASED post

>Not having Bernie singlehandedly destroy the empire after dabbing on Edelgard by refusing to join her
She can't be stopped

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The things I would do to this gorilla.

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It is unbelievable, but I try to take into account no internet, lesser people know each other so less of an army of men wanting to fuck her, and try to believe that in this universe men just have more honor and aren’t super thirsty.

>tee hee look at my noodle arms i'm so weak
>gets big unga strength and wields a huge fuck off axe
What did she mean by this?

It's not cute to use axes and now she's going to have to get rid of the witnesses before you ruin her image.

Empirefags deserve the lance for sure but Felix is a bro so I cut him some slack and saved his wife.

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A lot of the superhuman strength in this game comes from crests. Look at Dimitri for the best example. The only one without a crest who gets retarded Str is Raphael, and he's a brick shithouse.

She's 35. In Fire Emblem land, that may as well be 75

Ara

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>not trying to save as many BE students from having to die for Edelgard
All of them beside Hubert are good.

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Edelgard never tells you jackshit

Fucking love this one

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Sacrifices need to be made for the greater good

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Not really, no. Lining yo for a pump and dump, sure, but not for a relationship, which is what she actually wants.
Guys like you talk about putting up with shitty behavior and horrible hygiene for the milkers, but in reality you would get so annoyed of it so quickly.

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Raphael is bestboy.

If you disagree, you are wrong.

I wish most of his shit wasn't epic weight lifting and meat XD
His supports are really wholesome and his mission with ignatz really shows how good of a person he is. He's seriously such a great guy.

>completely ruined post timeskip
God Damnit

Dedue exists.
He's the better big guy.

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Yeah if she ever leveled STR

I get why people dislike it, but I still think it's a good look overall because of the hat and outfit.

the only one that deserved saving was Petra since she was just a hostage to the empire

She went from worst girl to mid tier waifu. That's a pretty huge improvement in my opinion

m-mommy

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Don't need strength when you're a 9 mov 8 range Crit machine.

There's enough room for two big guys on this place, they're both great guys.

Sort of

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She deserves to party with team Deer.

Bernie... is just no good bros.

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yeah, thats what I did on my first playthrough

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>not liking ignatz
>not liking fucking raphael
>NOT LIKING MOTHERFUCKING LORENZ

jesus christ absolutely atrocious taste

Protip for everybody doing Blue Lions, don't make Dedue into an armor knight. He is a baller in literally every other class except that. Put him on a horse or dragon if you can.

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Do Sylvain and Ferdinand fill the same role?
I have both of them on my party and like them equally, but they seem to have the same stats and do the same thing.

cringe and not a true knight
I killed every last one of them

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i've never seen more wrong in a post that this

Nemesis

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GD is the meme squad

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>Pro tip guys, don't use the absolute worst class in all of fire emblem since forever.
Thanks for your words of wisdom, I guess?

unmarriageable

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES.

If you're straight female don't fall for GD bait, it has 0 quality husbands and you have to marry a girl

How do I deal with 4 enemies targeting attacking and killing one of mine once a round

damn ingrid is kinda based huh

FUCK DUSCURS

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It’s called golden queers for a reason
Join blue lions for top tier bros

But I already went GD Claude, I need to try the other routes too damn it.

Claude, Lorenz, Raphael, and Ignatz all seem good to me.

>Bernie could give two fucks about political shit, renounces her house in a ton of endings
>Casper tells you he was disgusted at what Edelgard did to the Garreg Mach monastery, could never follow her. Also renounces his house in a lot of endings
>Dorothea just does whatever to survive, basically life or death for her
A lot of them were pretty fucked over.

Send a unit that can take four hits to bait the enemy, have another heal that unit, gang up on the four with the rest of your dudes.

Congrats you solved literally every fire emblem game

Haha true, but 3H really points to either fortress or war master, so it's important to clear that up.

>to get new players to start with Golden Deer
isn't that a bad idea though? it's the closest thing to a "true end", why would you play it first

>Needing str after she teleports the arrow behind you.

They ruined post time skip Lysithia.
Also in hindsight this game was weird.
It was entertaining and the balance of teaching, social, and fighting worked, but
I kind of feel a tad cheated out of the
effort I put into these characters after the ending.
I wished the romance would have had
more meaning in the latter half and the
fighting part more depth.

I like this thread. It was my father's favorite.

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I'm pretty sure she fucked over Ferdinand really hard too, I forget the exact dialogue but I think his family's lands were seized and noble status revoked or something

Made for sexual harassment.

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Literally no one but Hubert gave a fuck about the empire or Edelgard

>actually choosing the bad haircut crew

How can one girl be so perfect?

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Bernie is awful tier, you dummies only like her because you can relate to her hikki habits.

how to get gf like this?

Be a true knight, like lord Lonato.

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>use this strategy everyone has been using since FE7
woooow you're a master tactician, user

oh shit, let me guess, you... park a sword to bait the axe guy too????

>Also renounces his house in a lot of endings
Does anyone have that support where he calls Edelgard a bitch who makes everything about her after she tells him about dealing with his house?

He was based for a manlet shonen protagonist.

>Blue Lions feel like a family
>Golden Deer are a tight knit group of comrades
>Beagles just don't feel like they're tight at all
I liked seeing Hubert gradually grow closer to his comrades across supports, but outside that, I didn't really get the feeling of camaraderie from them.

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God i fucking hate that bitch.
>Empire kills her family
>Takes her hostage
>"I am glad to be aiding the empire!"
Everybody drops to double digit IQ when you side with Edeltard

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shut the FUCK up, Trashe

Imagine breaking into her room to fuck her so that she no longer feels safe anywhere.

>sukinandesu sukinandesu sukinandesu
Could they not record more than one line?

>Lorenz' supports with Marianne
surprisingly wholesome

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That's because there isn't any. Nobody likes Edelgard, at most they tolerate her because otherwise she'd have their head.

>why is the bad route/villain route unhappy

Just keep asking around until you find someone who watches Fox News.
And be comfortable with dating someone who's either uneducated and poor, or like pushing 50 years old.

How was Edelgard's supports with Bernie?

I was going to go edelgard route but messed up in feb. started church route before reloading to start ede. I dont think I like edelgard that much after all. shes a cunt and misrepresents rhea.

"What are we doing all alone at the Goddess Tower, MC? Wait! You are going to kill me right? Ohhh noo noo... can I at least write my testament? Pleeaase?" Bernie is hilarious.

BL can get her, she just knows Edel is a raging Becky and would rather die than fight alongside her retarded plans

So why are we identifying GD as being House rather than NCR? Why does that moniker go to BL instead?

Then she'll have to stay on your dick to feel safe

Blame edeltard honestly, Claude and Dimitri put far more work into establishing good bonds but edelgard just didn’t give a shit since she knew nobody except hubert could be trusted to stay with her anyways.

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Linhardt renounces his noble title and shit too in every ending except where he ends up with Dorothea to my knowledge
Ferdinand and Hubert seem to be the only two consistently invested in the Empire let alone Edelgard

Right, the "cavalier"-focused unit in each house basically has middle of the line growths so in the short term it'll be trivial. Sylvain's advantage is his higher starting proficiencies and leaning more towards being slightly tankier, and having a budding talent for reason if you want to go for the dark knight meme. Ferdinand is basically middle-of-line in everything but having multiple weapon proficiencies to grind up whatever you want to use fast. Leonie's niche is being the fastest and tankiest while also having good bow growth for eventually moving into bow knight if you feel like it.

Either way, having one or two is a good anchor while the rest of your endgame team settles into their respective niches.

Church route is a lot better and makes sense considering all the eagle students.

It's because a lot of them morally don't support Edelgard. I never played BE but on my BL run everyone I was able to recruit from BE had nothing good to say of her. Meanwhile the GD peoole told me they're happy we don't have to kill Claude and hope he could become a ally.

*AHEM*

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*Yuri marries*

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Yeah, regarding the three Empire noble houses that refused Edeltard, it was:
>Hubert's dad was assassinated gee, by who I wonder
>Bernadette's dad was put on house arrest and her mother took over the house to join Edel
>Ferdinand's dad is stripped of all power as Prime Minster and his role seized

But she's definitely not evil haha

for how little edelgard explains things before leaving it makes no sense for the prof and other be students to join her

> Hubert is bad
This is why I can't take any Lion fag seriously

Dude do you not have a version of this pic that’s pre-timeskip?

Just because Hubert is based, entertaining, and a bro if you're a filthy Empirefag doesn't mean he's not evil.

Pretty sure Hubert straight up says he had his dad killed

But he is evil, though.

You're retarded, user. They all join her in the other routes. It makes no sense for them to turn on her suddenly.

Hubert isn't evil but he's not a morally good person. It's understandable why he does what he does but he is much more immoral then even some of the harsher students.

>hurr durr he wasn’t a trooo knight like Lonato so he’s evil
classic lionfag logic
Being good at your job is not a sin. He doesn’t take needless casualties and he should be thanked for reining in edeltard at least somewhat. He even goes out of his way to deal with the slithers. Just an extremely pragmatic dude who’s not afraid to take morally questionable actions for a greater goal.

Mitigate damage.
Give them another target so damage is spread.

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>it's just boring lore shit that nobody cares for
It's actually the only route that explains what happens in the intro and the only route to solve every present problem. It's literally the closest thing to a "best ending" in the whole game.
>the worst cast of the 3 classes
In terms of what? Because if you mean in battle perfomance it's actually the best considering Claude is the best lord of the 3.
>Marianne is just trash
Confirmed for massive shit taste.
>Leonie will not shut the fuck up about your dad and is a huge bitch to you in her supports.
she's a great unit so it compensates.

I mean they were responsible to couping her father practically out of power and forcing her mother to flee with her to the BL, if anything the latter two are fairly merciful for that and the first one is because a certain someone is an obsessive autist who hates his guts
that isn't evil though it is hilarious all their descendants side with her

>dude only knights can be good characters
Literally nobody believes that, Felixfag.

Stack rallies, put allies with support near ally being targeted to raise hit and avoid, put more than one unit in the danger area.

Rhea is quite literally one of the most despicable and irredeemable characters in the game and people defending her shows just how bluepilled one needs to be to allow themselves to be manipulated and lied to just like she does in the game.

Edelgard is still better just because of how retarded Raging Storm is.

It's also the only path where you can have every female character, since Hilda cannot be recruited by others.

You can recruit her in Blue Lions and in Black Eagles after you ditch Edelgard and go Church.

I wonder who's behind this post.

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>since Hilda cannot be recruited by others
yes she can, it's just very difficult

Playing Beagles and seeing convos like this is so jarring after playing other routes.

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Claude is literally the only smart person in this entire game.
>INB4 retards think breaking barriers and uniting people is a bad thing.

I’m sure the BE route has some level or camaraderie by you’re right, the GD definitely did come together to feel like an unlikely but charismatic group of friends

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I love Lysithia, but hate her post time skip design. The hair ornaments are ugly as sin.

Based. Fuck the current Church, fuck crests, fuck Slitherers, fuck the King of Delusion but most importantly:
FUCK DUSCUR

youtube.com/watch?v=xVK0PZtbxs4
For me it's tempest of seasons
the best OST in the game

Work on your positioning. If you're in a situation where one of your more vulnerable units is out in the open, try to place two decently bulky units perpendicular to the incoming forces, making a wall of sorts and preventing said units from targeting your more vulnerable unit with attacks from multiple sides, which should increase their survivability immensely.
Also, obviously, dead foes can't attack you back, so work on murdering them quicker.

>literally a corrupt group of nobles who used her father as a puppet to control the empire
>haha totally evil for wanting to remove them
Try again retard

holy fucking based

It's amazing how one man can be so wrong

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but open borders

>since Hilda cannot be recruited by others
Hilda can be recruited but she has a limited window to join unlike any other student. She sort of acts like Claude's Dedue/Hubert if she stats with him, kind of makes me wonderbwhy you can recruit her at all when those two are always off limits.

Has Yea Forums realized Lysithea is a shit tier character yet?

Some of you guys are alright (Fuck you Flayn, sensei is mine), don't come to the monastery tomorrow.

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She’s unrecruitable if you go Edelgard’s branch of BE, and automatic if you go Rhea. Blue Lions requires a C support, a C in axes, and a whopping 30 Charisma.

she cute

Rhea is a grief stricken woman who, while not really in the right, generally did more good than harm.
Edelgard, however, is indefensible.

>makes a fictitious church to worship Seiros (her)
>establishes it on a base of lies and deception
>a plan to rule over humanity as her dragon ilk
>has caused nothing but a bunch of shit since then
>spreading crest cancer to babies because MUH MOMMY MILKIES
Bitch deserved to have her head smashed inwards and more.

>Bernies father resisted the empire
>After the war Bernie asks you to exile him if you recruit her
She's kind of a cunt isnt she. Her dad actually sounds like a reasonable guy.

I got her to B and multiple tea times and never got her options for gifts, mission or recruitment. Went shopping and everything. I wonder what I missed then.

You’re beyond retarded.

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rhea is crazy but not evil

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her dad strapped her to a chair and left to rot for days at a time

You probably haven't experience the bullshit that is Bowfaire on a fucking 8 move dragon. His relic also gives him range 1-3 on both offense and counter attack, a feat no other lord can and without the need to burn uses on combat arts. Even if you want to disregard the fact that Edelgard needs to burn uses on her weapon to move again, she's still tied to terrain conventions, whereas cloud can just middlefinger gaps, mountains, trees and walls and also use Canto.

No need for Raging Storm when you're finishing maps in 1-3 turns which thanks to Stride and a Dancer he can do in most maps in routes.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt when it comes to building a Wyvern Lord Edelgard, but even then the lack of a bow and bowfaire is very crippling.

literally the rag tag group of misfits put together as a joke house

He tortured and abused her for her entire childhood user
>tied her to a chair inside a room the entire day
>had the one boy she interacted with nearly beaten to death

Her father is an asshole. Doesn't matter what he chose.

>her dad actually sounds like a reasonable guy
He literally abused her as a child what the fuck

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based and eaglepilled

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Backstory of Shinigami-Kishin is locked behind a joint post-timeskip paralogue between Mercedes from BL and Caspar from BE, and it apparently cannot be done on Edeltard's route.
He's Mercedes's "dead" little brother.

Seething Lysitheafag

Except for Ignatz. He sucks.

>haha she's not evil bro, she's just a prophet who considers herself a deity, brewing up a plan to manipulate and control over humanity with her authoritarian church, and doesn't even blink about executing people who oppose to her

How is that any different than what she does to herself by being a hikki?

>strapoed his daughter to a chair for a day
>reasonable guy
Cunt literally only used her as a way to hopefully get easy money. It's like Ingrid and Mercedes' fathers, they just them as a meal ticket.

>crazy but not evil

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Is Felix /ourguy/?

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Sorry, but wrong
youtu.be/SC2WHZ8r2VY
youtu.be/p3CiCKsV68M

It’s not. The point is that she was literally groomed to be like that so she could be a better wife

Yeah
Also sylvain for when he told leonie to “dilate”

>shambala
leave

>Her dad actually sounds like a reasonable guy

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let me repeat myself, her dad strapped her to a chair and starved her for days on end with no contact with anyone. She was locked to a chair alone in a dark room

Edeltards think because she had a good motive or two that justified her becoming a tyrant.

He tried to keep her purity and worth intact for marriage. Nothing wrong there
It absolutely matters. You just sound like a white knight desu
One again, he had his reasons. Plus she was probably blowing it out of proportion considering how retarded she is normally

Hey man, you can't appreciate the bass dropping harder than an ICBM?

>when trannys thought he was gonna be gay LITERALLY judging off his looks
>turns out he just dressed nice
>chillest lord as well in the best house
>seethe for like a month then they pretended it never happen
absolutely based

don't forget when edelgard says "rent free" and "obsessed" to dimitri

>Sample where exactly the very thing she wanted to prevent happened
By that extention Edelgard is the evilest villain because she does way worse in all 3 routes that aren't her own.

I kind of cringed though when Lysithea told Ignatz to take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue.

And let’s not forget Claude who let out a big ol “yikes” during the battle of derdriu

It worked didnt it? Look at all the fags in these threads who wanna rape bernie for themselves. In fact every person replying to me is one. They just think Bernie will like it if theyre the one abusing her.

edelgard isn't an ancient evil dragon

>brewing up a plan to manipulate and control over humanity with her authoritarian church
Yup that's why three independent nations with their own leadership and cultures exist oh wait a fucking moment.

Edel unironically 'NO U's Dmitri
Post it

She’s traumatized over being “unmarriageable” and it completely ruined her self esteem

Nemesis should have won against Seiros . Its retarded how they portrayed him in GD too. At least he was full 1v1 me
coward.
Ah well, at least you right that wrong in BE

what a cringe af picture

Keep me off the front lines, ok Professor?

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way worse user. In her long lifespan Rhea has brought peace to thousands and prosperity through all Fodlan out of genuine desire for peace in humanity, far outweighting her sins in the past.

In her short lifespan Edelgard initiated a war that killed thousands and in only 1 out of 4 routes does it ever accomplish anything other than senseless murder.

>warps you into fifteen enemies

read a book then you basic bitch

Only if you take off that blouse

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But who will smash skulls open with an axe?

You mean the nations that went on war with each other multiple times to gain independence from each other?

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> Hey you remember me?
This line made me rush Claude right after I dealt a bit of damage to her because I can't kill her. Same with many others really. It might be stupid to recruits tons but whatever, I save who I like.

How much longer do I have left? Was just asked to pick the love of my life in the Blue Lions playthrough. I'm guessing a chapter or two more

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People like Bernie because she's a reclusive weirdo who cares about the arts, of course people online like her.

> Fem Byleth
Based, Yuri and Canon pilled

You go to enbarr and kill edeltard and hubie. That’s it. I expected there to be a “oh shit time to kill some ancient dragons now” moments like in most FEs after you kill the empire but nope that’s it.

she was in the right there though, dimitri calls her a warmonger only after getting btfo and is about to lose

You guessed right

There’s something quaint about pairing Hilda and Claude

That's because the "oh shit an ancient evil awakened" is reserved for best and canon route

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The game does this a few times. If you talk to Sylvain before you go to kill Miklan, he's like
>I know he's done wrong but go easy on him
If he's in your house or you recruit him it's
>Fuck him let's fuck him up teach
And if you recruit him his text changes the same day.

Hilda is secretly claude’s hubert/dedue

>best route
>ends with Claude opening the border to Almyra

>You mean the nations that went on war with each other multiple times to gain independence from each other?
Twice, you mean?
The three nations that had seen a prolonged era of peace?
Remind me, Edfag, who was it again who broke that period of peace and dragged everyone into their egotistically driven rampage against the church?
One that, mind you, devastated everyone is the process?

her S-Support convo is great too, believable and doesn't feel shoehorned in. The whole "I wanted to wait until after the war" and how nervous she is with the prospect of confessing that she loves her professor was great.

Ingrid cucked Hilda in my playthrough to my regret. Do you have the Claude/Hilda ending?

Edelgard is the only one who helped the church get rid of Rhea and become a church about the teachings of Sothis and not Seiros.
Edelgard never rejected faith, or the goddess. She rejected Rhea and the cancerous church that was doing nothing but hurting the masses.

Crests finally stopped being symbol of status or power, so people wouldn't have to suffer like Lysithea or Marianne did, being persecuted or having their lives ruined because of crests.

Nobility isn't a nepotism system anymore. Caspar becomes the Minister of Military Affairs like he should have instead of his parasite leech brother who was going to inherit the title from daddy. The spots in the empire are for people who earn them, not inherit them.

In truth, Edelgard gets the most shit done.
She was right in the end about her ideals, but the price had to be a war to settle order amidst the chaos.

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>you can recruit Hilda
well she's doing a pretty shitty job about it.

Only in blue lions

>implying the Almyrans aren't based as fuck

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>when Dimitri shows up at Grondor

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>That cutscene of Nemesis breaking free
>That instrumental intro of God Shattering Star as the camera closes in on his face
Why was the final boss of Golden Deer so kino?

I unironically liked the BE supports way more than the BL ones, because almost everyone was just a bit dysfunctional at first, before coming together. It was satisfying to see. The BL members were just way too friendly to each other althroughout, without much happening. It feels like half of them are complete filler about cooking together or doing gardening or makeup. I haven't played GD yet, but I poached Marianne from them during BL and really enjoyed her supports, especially with Dimitri.

Things were going to come to a boiling point one way or the other and either way playing her route or any other route, she's the necessary catalyst for reform.
None of the good that comes out of the other three routes comes without Edelgard deliberately toppling the stagnant power structures and creating a power vacuum for a new leader to reform society.

Damn she grew into a nice pair of fat fucking tits

>Edelgard is the only one who helped the church get rid of Rhea
Rhea was planning retirement from the moment she met Byleth.

It's my favorite

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Do the Hilda/Cyril paralogue and Claude/Cyril's supports. Almyrans are total savages.

It's sort of weird, they grow close after the time skip specifically.

Foreigners out. Fuck you Claude.

>the cancerous church that was doing nothing but hurting the masses.
such as? From Byleth's point of view things he got nothing but good things from them.

>One that, mind you, devastated everyone is the process?
Devastated who? A few noble houses? You do realize Edelgard conquered the Alliance and the Kingdom by just capturing two or three base cities, right?
It wasn't a MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DEATHS bloody war that consumed the entire continent in chaos, and a conquest that devastated every city.

Literally that's the fucking point they discuss about when they take down Claude. That shit could have gone much worse, but Claude and Edelgard took the most peaceful route for the Alliance to surrender without an all-out war.

LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE

I honestly think it could be possible to intertwine the story in GD with the one in BL without having to change much aside from the pre-timeskip events.

Tell that to his mother. Ah wait.
Tell that to Jeralt 20 years ago. Ah wait.
No, the Church was also a curse on Byleth at least Sothis was a positive

It's compensation for remaining a short fuck.

>NO EDELGARD IS RIGHT BECAUSE SHE PUTS HER FRIENDS IN POSITIONS OF POWER
Yeah cool that isn't what happened with communism at all.
Wonder how long it will take before the emperor starts unperson'ing any political dissenters.
>EDELGARD WOULD NE...
Fine, your mary sue whore doesn't because she's magically pure and incorruptible in the BE for whatever reason (despite how heavily that contradicts everything else, but who gives a shit), but will that be true in a generation? In two generations?
Edelgard isn't fixing shit, she's just shaking up the status quo without actually fixing any of the underlying issues with her system of government. It will literally be a war fought for naught.

Recommend me some Blue Lion supports for some nice credit stories? I haven't recruited many people so far. Just Linhardt, Dorothea, Lysithea, and Lorenz. Who else should I really try to steal and who should I make fall in love?

Short girls are cutest, though

Rhea literally wanted to use Byleth as a vassal to resurrect her mommy.

>Literally throw themselves at a massively fortified military base to show their comrades how massive their dicks are.

I'd argue you could've sneaked that in all three houses but I guess they didn't want all three to have the same finale

>literally just making shit up to justify your shitty waifu
Sad

> Lys outgrew her in timeskip
That's what made me sad. She is supposed to have a weak condition and all. Ah well

You can recruit her on Church route albeit with a small time frame

Dimitri x Marianne is the purest shit.

Is Flayn supposed to be absolute dogshit? She sucks as a Falconknight and I already have enough healers. Can I pump and dump this hoe?

It was a god damn 5 year war you nigger, of course a ton of people died off screen.
>BUT THE ALLIANCE
got off easy, not so much for the Kingdom.

>Things were going to come to a boiling point one way or the other
You actually can't know this. From the beginning of the game the assassination attempt on Dimitri, Claude and Edelgard was orchestrated by Edelgard herself.

>to his mother
his mother wouldn't exist in the first place without those experiments going on
>Tell that to Jeralt 20 years ago.
Without Rhea he'd be dead hundreds of years ago, his wife wouldn't exist and Byleth would be dead if they hadn't transferred the crest stone.

For as morbid as everything surrounding those experiments sound, they also gave life to Byleth. They're the reason why you exist and the reason why you can shape the world once you grow through the power of Sothis herself. Morally gray as they may be, it had nothing but positive outcomes.

>implying that isn't based

Best girl

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>bro wtf just let me kill you whats the big deal
was it autism?

Is this all just OP samefagging, because how can multiple people be so delusional. The Golden Deer are all so terrible except for Marianne, who is a less annoying Bernadette.

I used her to nuke Death Knight too

yes

>Nader
>Claude
>Cyril
I stand by my statement, Almyrans are based
>>Literally throw themselves at a massively fortified military base to show their comrades how massive their dicks are.
Yep, pretty fucking based

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Ignatz annoyed me at first and his support-based skillset makes him useless because the game is too easy to need him, but I was really surprised by him in Marianne's B support. Fucking little dude just went and awakened the chad that was dormant inside him.

True, but I like Claude having his own purpose and goal to achieve in the overarching plot of the war between kingdom and empire. Doesn't feel right when you're playing BL or BE and he just surrenders and fucks off without accomplishing anything of note

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She's a Rescuebot and the person you stick Dancer on when you don't want to gimp anyone else.

no user, your taste is just garbage.

Well Edelgard does have a similar condition

>history of the game tells you this and makes it a big deal how this caused her mother and Edelgard to flee to the Kingdom
>making it up
Try playing the game idiot

> Cyril
Has to be the worst character ever made. It kills your entire argument. Even Ignatz is better

>>NO EDELGARD IS RIGHT BECAUSE SHE PUTS HER FRIENDS IN POSITIONS OF POWER
Literally not what happens, retard. Linhardt does fuck all and rejects the position, etc. Only people who are worthy of it get them, like Caspar and Ferdinand. Being friends with Edelgard had nothing to do with it
>doesn't because she's magically pure and incorruptible in the BE for whatever reason
Holy shit how much of a fucking speedreader are you? Edelgard doesn't go nuclear in BE because she had Byleth with her.
>but will that be true in a generation? In two generations?
Edelgard isn't fixing shit, she's just shaking up the status quo without actually fixing any of the underlying issues with her system of government. It will literally be a war fought for naught.
Nice fanfiction. The game ended with the epilogue and a prosperous time for Fódlan. All shit beyond that is pure headcanon

>Cyril
>based
Maybe if he had any character beyond "muh Rhea"

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At least Ignatz gets along with the people around him and they appreciate his company. Cyril is just a complete non-entity.

The war in BE was barely felt. The empire had conquered the monastery and some tiny part of the west kingdom.
Edelgard was still unsure and uncertain about it, that's why shit was said to be at a stalemate until Byleth came back

>shitting on Cyril
Kid's an okay unit at best, but if you can't appreciate being told to get the fuck out of his way because you're interrupting his cleaning then that's just bad taste

>your king's son invites you to help his country in a battle
>invade his country immediately after the battle
Almyrans are barbarians, mate.

>Nice fanfiction. The game ended with the epilogue and a prosperous time for Fódlan. All shit beyond that is pure headcanon
And yet it makes more sense than "trust me bro everything worked out great slithers what slithers we killed them bro trust me wink wink"
Also really the entire route is bordering fanfiction, with how ooc the church acts just to justify Edelgard's insanity.

>he thinks a healer with fortify and rescue is shit

you'll choose her over other healers if lunatic is actually difficult

>The contents of the game are fanfiction, but the story I made up about how everything is actually shit isn't
Okay.

His entire character is shit and it doesn't help that he's not a good unit. Felt good to crit that little shit in front of his Dragon model

what's ooc about the church? Rhea acts in reason to the events. Being betrayed by the professor and rejecting her from mommy milkies + being kicked out of the monastery.
She went nuclear and revealed her true colors.

If you want to talk about characters actually being OOC, look at Claude in BL

Call me entry level if you like, but Sothis' theme sounds great.
youtube.com/watch?v=VckZB1_6dQ4

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>The game ended with the epilogue and a prosperous time for Fódlan.
Nothing in her ending reflects that nobility being disestablished. What she establishes is no different than what the church had before, except that now nobility is chosen by herself instead of crests. Quite pointless in my opinion. For one she's the only one out of the 4 routes that doesn't give a flying fuck about commoners.

All endings say that times were prosperous for Fodlan, so by this logic the best one might be Dimitri since he actually gives commoners democracy or Golden Deer since that one allows each country to remain as individual nations in peace on top of expanding the scope to beyond Fodlan.

Considering Hubert knew their whereabouts in the GD route they could have just attacked Shambala like Claude did post war.

Am I dumb for not realizing Claude was the prince of Almyra until the credit reel?

Very

>my fanfiction is better than the game's ending, so listen to me

I personally figured he was A prince, not THE

>Master tactician
>Three Almyran vessel with a handful of Wyvern Rider extra after the first turn.
Why "Intelligent" Systems? Why?

Why do golden deerspider experts try so hard to be relevant? Your house is story equivalent to a third wheel.

>And yet it makes more sense than "trust me bro everything worked out great slithers what slithers we killed them bro trust me wink wink"
This is a retarded point. Edelgard explicitly stated they were only working with the slithers until they achieved their mutual goal. Why WOULDN’T she want them killed?

>all almyrians are niggers
>he's nigger
>speaks about "his homland" in a distant manner separate from the alliance
>almyrians are known for wyvern riding and his promoted class uses a wyvern
>strong ties with almyrian generals, knowing Nardan from before coming to Fodlan
yes

This, fucking baller track and currently underappreciated to hell and back

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>Edelgard and Dimitri squabble over personal drama and misinformed ideals
>Claude deals with the truth of everything happening
I think you got that backwards mate

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So what's the right way to play? Don't recruit everyone? Feels like you aren't supposed to in this one.

WAIT WHAT

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Only done Church and Lions route, half way into Deer. Help me piece this together. Enbarr is described as a holy city that predates the Empire. Flayn says was born there, and her father and mother met at a church. Humans where worshiping Sothis before Seiros started the modern religion?

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Why do you think he fucks off in the other routes? He has a plan B

You didn't do his supports with Cyril? It's pretty obvious.

I love Lindhardt!

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>Humans where worshiping Sothis before Seiros started the modern religion?
Yeah, I think it's something like that. Sothis is God while Seiros is like Jesus.

Which is why you don't spare him. Can't be a Master Tactician if you lose your head.

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I haven't played GD yet, but why does Claude call his father by his name? It really puzzled me to find out they were related.

The Church of Seiros is a religion based on the ideologies and principles Rhea uses to control Fodlan and ensure someone like Nemesis never appears again. Worship of the goddess predates it.

Finish the GD route, some more info dump will solve more answers.
Seiros herself founded the Empire.

>spider experts
7chan is two blocks down, my man.

I only did their C Support before the end of the game, but it was really fishy, yeah. Just kind of forgot about it.

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Recruit the girls.

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It's like Lost in Thoughts all alone but good.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ux-UreiG7uc

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>at the "someone I love" screen right now
Oh god oh FUCK WHAT DO I PICK

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Because he doesn't want the Alliance leaders to know the head of the Alliance is the prince of a nation that's constantly harassing their most heavily fortified fortress

if you don't mind spoilers
imgur.com/a/jaUwieh

>Peeking windows in r6siege

Nigg I'm a BEfag and I love Edgylard, so i'm supposed to have the worst taste, but you are easily topping that.

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Okay homo

>Dimitri beats Edelgard
>He still tries to save her, only kills her when she tries to kill him.
>Edelgard beats Dimitri
>She just straight up murders him, no regrets
Why does reddit defend her again?

After you get a B support with someone outside of your class, how long does it take for them to ask you if they can join your class? I feel like it's pretty random.

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because most people will only do one playthrough if they even finish it at all so you might as well have them do yours so everyone remembers and thinks about you when they think of the game

The truth about Relics and Crests was some Bloodborne shit

T. Blue Cuck

>the war on the winning side was barely felt
No shit, user. The war devastated the already weakened Kingdom (by the hands of her mom and slither friends, no less), destroyed and doomed the region around Garreg Mach and almost broke the alliance. They didn't get worse because Claude would rather just fuck off.

Is there one like this for the Lions?

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Seiros is a bitch who made up a fake church for people to worship her instead. She's just a prophet. Sothis was always the goddess and people worshiped her long before that.
Seiros took that faith and used it to set up her own church to "teach them" about Sothis, but in reality she was just making people worship her (Seiros) instead.

Can you emulate this yet?

She has vagina and "woah, so badass XDDD".

>making marianne kill dimitri
this shouldn't be allowed

>not killing Dedue before he transforms and and getting the TWO MEN death scene
Kek fucking casual

> Reddit
And your post is now garbage.
She is closer to Byleth in that aspect. Dimitri on the other hand went nuclear and then a tiny bit of "remember when it was good". Edelgard wasn't looking for simpathy, especially not from Dimitri,despite caring about him and still thinking he would have made a great king.

Petra is pure though

I divine pulsed to snipe him before he transformed because he did it without warning, and was like "nah not dealing with this"

Nothing wrong with going full Lawrence sometimes

shes a girl so she gets dindu nuffin points

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

I felt it was more appropriately tragic to see Dedue transform in a final act of desperation. Do you have any footage of this alternate scene you mentioned?

It took you 49 words to say nothing of value.
And Reddit indisputably loves Edelgard, don't pretend they don't.

Waifufags. Seriously that's it.

That’s what you get for being an open borders cuck
Fuck Claude and fuck Almiggers

Beagles only detected.

Oh but when Byleth kills her mid sentence without mercy or a 2nd chance that's >le based xD
right?

i haven't gotten to chapter 3 yet but when do i get paralogues
supposedly there's important shit locked behind them

Yes, killing tyrants is fine.

I've seen claims that the ost is mediocre, but there's a lot of great tracks in this game.

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it would probably taste better

Dimitri was fighting like a madman up until the last moments. Edelgard even mentions that anyone else would've died already. He clearly wasn't up for negotiations.

Considering she literally begged Byleth to kill her?
And considering she was the source of damn near everything that went to shit in Act II GD up to that point?
It was absolutely based, yes.

Agree.

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Post time skip you need Mercedes and Caspar recruited to get her item relic, you need Lindardt and Leonie post time skip to get Bernadetta's bow.

catherine

Wrong webm bruh.

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Best track in the game: youtube.com/watch?v=SC2WHZ8r2VY

>tfw saved the last blow for Edel during the fight, but forgot to switch her to using the Aymr

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Flayn is amazing as a holy knight, she can run ahead and rescue your units with bad movement, salvage fuck ups, or just nuke things with Nosferatu.

>edeltards

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Perfect thumbnail

killing people who start wars is the only answer. it makes sense since only a complete psychopath would start a war, so they can't be reasoned with. byleth isn't as naive as dimitri, who gave edeltard a chance to reform.

Dimitri and Dedue

What happens if you choose ????
Dragon loli sex for eternity?
Cause I'm tempted to choose Flayn anyways I feel it's appropriate

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Help me out, why does Edelgard go spooky in the BL run but not GD? Is it just because of Dimitri or is there something I forgot?

You get paralogues when you've recruited a relevant character or accepted the side quest during monastery exploration time. Some appear only before the time skip(and are marked as only available until so-and-so) while others will only appear afterwards.
You'll access them by spending the free days going to side mission battles.

My flabber was thoroughly gasted as well.

What route does this scene happen in? Church?

>What happens if you choose ????
You attempt to sex your Tulpa

They better really do Sothis justice in the DLC seeing as she just fucks off middle game and in the grand scheme of things she isn't that relevant.

I want her to tell Rhea to fuck off.

Because they wanted Edelgard to be final boss for Dimitri.
Lorewise I dunno, I guess Claude is able to get the jump on El before she ODs on Crests

Story answer: She didn’t think claude was a real threat, therefore she wouldn’t have to go to such drastic measures

Real answer: Because they didn’t want to blow their evil monster edelgard load twice, and they wanted to save it for the BL route

Yes, you kill her on every route beside BE.

Does the same scene play in Deer and Lions?

She doesn't in Church either. In BL Dimitri and co. rescues the Alliance allowing them to repel the Empire and the Alliance rejoins Faerghus. Edel realizes she's fucked so she gets juices on dragon shit.

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For Deer? Yes, but for Lions you get a different scene

She made it very clear in all routes that she either wins or dies trying.
I think it's pretty important that one of them is uncompromising and unbending like that.

Byleth does the slicing in Church and Deer, Dimitri gives her a poking in Lions.

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Would you?

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>those muscle textures

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Bitch should have just swallowed her pride and accepted Dimitri's good will. And hell even if that's too much might as well kill herself so she has a shred of honor isn't of being a scummy little cunt.

I think Edelgard steadfastly refusing to compromise makes me more interesting, even if it's kinda dumb that she's willing to compromise with the slithers but not with, you know, her highschool buddies.

> killing yourself
> honor
There is more honor in dying for what you believe in. It was victory or death and she lived and died following her own rule

You're too weak.

>she's willing to compromise with the slithers
Sure, if by “cooperate”, you mean using them as a stepping stool to victory, and then absolutely destroying their shit, then sure

>dying for what you believed in
Just like Lonato...

Bernie with her Bow is so ludicrous. 5 Attacks sometimes.

Well one could argue that she's willing to work with the slithers partly because she's afraid that if she doesn't they'll just take her back to the party van.

RONAAATOOO WAAAHHH
god ashe was so lame

maybe if the arms weren't so gross looking.

It doesn't even make sense for her to be this attached to Byleth in GD. It's actually ooc of her to be like "b-but I loved you sensei" when you basically never interact with her. In church it's understandable but why the fuck in GD? She's OOC the most in GD.

Ashe please now is not the time.

His personality was meh, but holy fucking shit the CRITS.

Hilda Lysithea and Claude are all you need.

Someone finally screencapped it all, nice.

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>Bernie: You're amazing Edelgard! I wish I could be like you.
>Edelgard: get your shit together, Bernie. Be confident.
>Bernie: oh, ok.

The support in a nutshell

they were too lazy to make a unique sequence for her in that route so they just recycled the church one.

Does anyone have fanart of Silver snow?

I only find art from other routes, I would like art of the characters in Silver Snow

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Why did they draw her nose so pointy?

yeah, I screencapped stuff that seeemed good references in threads like these.

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>dude dubstepers and cruise missiles lol
Worst path by a fucking mile

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Story DLC better more Agarthian shit. I want a map where I get to fight in a modern city instead of a secret base

because they had two artists going on, and the one who did the still CGs is kinda iffy.

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Why can't we wear the hat as Fem Byleth. It's the real crime. (also no Yuri with Lys)

Edelgard works well as a villain in that way, but she just falls right the fuck apart when you try to shove her into a protagonist role.
That's why the BE route is the weakest of the 4.

If Edelgard was cured of her crest cancer would she still have gone down the path of a gorilla?

Edelgard is at her best in BE because you actually see her motivations and reasoning for going to war.
All the other routes completely flanderize her to ridiculous levels and portray her as HURRR EVIL WOMAN EMPEROR as biased as possible.

Dimitri isn't UNGA BUNGA MAD KING in BE, nor Claude is a fucking retard in BE like he is in BL.

What I don't get is why fem Byleth couldn't have normal sized eyes like in that art. They're giant even compared to the rest of the girl cast.

Is it worth doing the Yuri route with Mercedes?

probably not honestly, her short life span is the main reason she feels its her way or the highway

Yes. Kinda how Lys would still be ultra powerful without hers

She could work as a villain protagonist, but they halfassed it by trying to make her more heroic. But it doesn't work cause most justifications she has are undermined by the fact that they're fucking lies.

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I hope we get more Nemesis from it.
Sure the dubsteppers say he's just some thief they roided up and the church lied about him because reasons, but I still want to know more about the original Unga Bunga.

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It's pretty cute. Ara...

Reminder that Rhea lied and Nemesis was a rightous chad. If only Sothis was still around to shed light on it

Is Felix "THOT PATROL" Fraldarius the most based and redpilled character?

Lys was such a machine. I critter away everything with her it's insane. When you battle Dimitri and Rhea comes as support I had Lys standing there by chance and just one shot critted Rhea away. It was actually kind of funny how all these units spawned just to vanish without doing a single turn.

? he literally admits that he enjoys cock and ball torture in one of his supports, he’s a cuck

Felix "Cunny or don't look at me Funny" Fraldarius has great supports with all the smol women.

Male tsunderes are always superior.

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Edelgard's justifications are the most just, that involve waging into war to see them realize. Rhea is the one keeping the continent in a web of lies and blissful ignorance.

Without memeing, BE is the redpill route while church is the bluepill route. In the entire meaning of the words.

I’m surprised how easily hatable and likeable Claude is

He’s literally a good person with a compulsion to scheme and stay ahead

Nigger Thales himself calls him a thief.

3 house lon qu

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After Blue Lions I'm going Golden Deer. Mostly because I don't want to keep a timeskip save occupied for the other two. What am I in for? Who should I recruit? Rather would not recruit any BE yet unless there's paralogues involved.

why does she use rheas sword

Isn't he in a 'dude trust me this totally isn't gay' relationship with Sylvain?

I wonder why I never see the red hair dude around in these threads. Sylvan or something? Does he not have good supports?

>blissful ignorance
>while Edelgard is a useful idiot of the slitherers and blames their attacks on the church

He's also a huge fucking coward. Stop leaving Fodlan you bitch.

Thales is a dirty molenigger angry that Nemesis jobbed to Seiros

>The church lied about him because reasons
Imagine being one of the few sole survivors of the continents gods. Have to break the news the goddess is dead, was slain by humans, and now said group have their powers and desecrated their bodies by turning them into weapons. Those humans are now rampaging across the continent. It'd be a shitshow for years to come.

Why isn't Lonk considered a Navarre archetype on the wiki anyway?

I'd like him more if his entire motivation couldn't be boiled down to "racism bad"

His supports are fine, but nothing really noteworthy. He’s basically upset that he has a crest and the issues it caused for him. And his attitude towards girls is because he thinks women would only want him because she could gain power or whatever

wut

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Recruit Linhardt. Leonie's paralogue fits Claude better than Edelgard. Ferdinand also has a paralogue with Lysithea on any non-BE run.

What happens when you agree to ally with the slither people when they ask you the first time in BE?

Sylvain is for Felix or Dorothea only

He's a playboy that secretly hates the women he flirts with because he thinks they only want him for his crest, so he just uses them for fun. He also says he wants to kill you before going 'loljk' but then you find out he actually meant it.

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>Just
What do you mean by this? As per definition of justice is "Fair and reasonable".
It's absolutely not fair to condemn crest bearers for a trait they were born with with nor to strip them of their power even if they didn't do anything wrong.

It's not reasonable either for the commoner soldiers and peasants who died in a war that had absolutely nothing to do with them. Peasant to whom the result of the war in Edelgard's route will have no impact in their lifestyle.

Non-standard game over

Nice fucken localization, ISIS.

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GOLDEN CHADS

When Flame Emperor asks? She sees that you are angry and not telling the truth.

Just because he had reasons doesn't mean it was good. You sound like a sociopath when you're trying to justify abuse.

You mean when the flame emperor asks you to join their cause? Nothing happens

He died early in my ironman playthrough so i never got to know him.
And I only play Mbyleth.

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literally a slut made for cock

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>they choose blacked eagles instead
>golden deer fags just quietly make meme in the corner while Yea Forums and resetera fight a proxy war in game and real life
Crazy time line

There are so many supports it's hard to remember which one's are the most butchered.
I remember the entire last 4 or so lines in Annette x Mercedes A being entirely ad-libbed.
My personal favorites are the ones where the english text displays an ellipses while the seiyuus are talking.

I don't like him, he is the "mega talented but oh woe is me if only I could be normal" playboy character that can go suck a dick, stopped using him very early on in my first play through of the game. He assumes the worst of everybody around him for no reason and is just a general jackass.

Ironman = no DP?

>"P-professor, would you like to discuss Faerghus's crime statistics with me over tea later?"

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>spouts garbage opinion
>multiple replies
>m-muh samefag!!!
cope

Ingrid is an okay character, but it was a little uncomfortable during her Dedue A support where she stopped talking, looked directly at the camera, and asked all of the black people to stop playing

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I didn't want to recruit any BE yet but I kind of liked him from the monastery days and his death animation so maybe I will.

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>can go suck a dick
He basically offered to do just that to Ashe with Ashe going 'dude what the fuck is wrong with you' in their A support.

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dont have kids user

I bet you'd be the kind of person to protest women aborting kids with down syndrome. Some problems require difficult decisions for the greater good.

To be honest I'm just surprised that Raimi even knew Fire Emblem existed, let alone him getting hired to write

Well she could still say Nemesis was a punk ass and omitted the part about super weapons being made from the goddess or how the goddess died.

>dislike Seteth
>his supports ending up being the most based

Hey I love this artist

Seteth is one of the characters who's presented as kind of lame in the story, but ends up being really cool once you do more of his supports and paralogues.
Kind of the opposite of Catherine imo.

>Lorenz is a fucking nigger
Niggers steal bikes and shit, Lorenz gives the commoners work and land as well as meritocracy without edelgard bloodshed.
>Ignatz is ara ara bait
LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE!
Goes from wimp to crit God and assassinate central
>Raphael is bara bait
He is an 80s movie barbarian and a total gymbro.
>Marianne is just trash
How can a man has such shit taste.

He has great supports, his ones with Bernie are really sweet.

Dad

Catherine and Shamir are both painfully fucking boring like holy shit. At least Alois and Gilbert have some personality beyond muh church muh mercs.

>married Lysithea in GD
>playing Femleth in Beagles, might marry Hubert I guess
>plan to marry Ingrid in BE
>torn between Bernie, Hilda, Marianne, or one of my previous choices for Church later
What do?

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Lys missing because she gets recruited by everyone.

>when you pull your dick so hard it rips the skin

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Shamir is surprisingly nice despite being a cold hearted bitch (especially in Beagles), but she's still pretty boring.
Catherine is both boring and annoying.

Go Rhea, or go home for Church user.

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Apex of the World or God Shattering Star?

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I prefer Apex, but both are great.

What's the song that plays when you fight other house students? I really like it.

Alois has some fantastic supports. His Byleth ones are great.

>sylvain can support every female in the game
>only three of them lead to paired endings
based?

>rhea as a normal person without the church getup
god FUCKING damn I want to FUCK rhea like that, why does seeing her like make me diamonds?

funny cuz i see it backwards Catherine is pretty chill and motivaded while Shamir comes as a dead fish of boring even with supports

You look at this highballer and try to tell me he isn't all business all the time.

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Can you pair girls up with each other in this game? I'm seeing a lot of cuties o.o

Both are genuine kino. Apex is more of a typical final boss theme but who isn't a sucker for a final boss theme with the main theme as the motif?

Paths that will never cross

Pope shit ain't covering her features.

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Dorothea makes several girls gay for her, her entire support chain with Petra is just her trying to get her tonsils rubbing against her clit.

>Dedue not using his bare goddamned hands
Who's fucking Dedue is this?

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That's cause Dorothea is based.

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>generally a nice guy
>best and sweetest supports with all of the women
I gave Marianne to him because I loved their supports.

>those hips
I want to start a family with that dragon

Cause you don't recruit him, he joins up with Chrom's cause once Chrom secures Feroxi aid.

>not giving him the killer axe and one shotting everything with crit ring

youtube.com/watch?v=kdFpdOLWA9c
Best theme for killing your old friends.

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Do it faggot.

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So you can pair them up with each other? Or is it just dialogue

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No, he's the kind of person who would side with the x-men, whereas you'd side with those who want all mutants to have their powers removed, whether or not they're good or bad.

I benched Dedue for Gilbert.

Took screenshots of her just to fap to, no regrets

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Epilogue text

There's another dragon that wants exactly that.

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Apex is godly if just because unlike Fates' Lost in Thoughts fetish, Edge of Dawn's leitmotif is used in pretty great tracks spread pretty evenly, besides Fodlan Winds being played all the goddamn time at the outset.

Assume all you want about people, but she's not just by any definition of "justice". Sorry user, you sided with the wrong person.

>SENSEI I WILL END THIS BLOODSTAINED HISTORY OF WAR THE CHURCH HAS FORCED ON US
>the Church has ushered in 1000 years of peace, the only wars are of people trying to break away from Imperial rule, or foreign invasions
>HER OWN COUNTRY starts like 90% of the wars
>THE CHURCH HALF EXISTS TO STOP HER COUNTRY FROM WAGING WAR

And she makes a deal with Manuela that they hook up when they get not man.