Fire Emblem Fates bulslhit

>finished Awakening yesterday. Really liked it.
>people warn me not to get Fates because its story is shit or whatever
>don't really care, it's not like Awakening's story was good either.
>buy birthright 3 hours ago
>start up
>no japanese dub. Only english

And fucking dropped. Holy shit what the fuck were they thinking, This is the real reason nobody liked this shit right? Fucking jap cunts, fucking nintendo jewdogs

FUCK. I'm buying a switch and Three Houses tomorrow i guess. I really wanted to play fates too.

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Why did you drop it?

cringe

I listened to the voice acting of the characters and was repulsed.
I turned it off as soon I got to the first chapter, and that blonde maid bitch, said "Hey there"

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we already have a thread about fates, why did you even make this?

i didnt see it faggot, fuck you

>birthright
lol

Why the fuck didn't you just hack your 3DS and use the FBI CIA installer?

I did that, got the full Version of Fates, did the neutral path and hated it

Did I mention I was on Phoenix mode?

Well, a plus to this is that because I got it for free, I got a CIA for all the DLC, only did the Anna mission, married her to Snake (my Corrin OC with Brown hair and an eyepatch;donut steel) and made the best pair because she's the only non incestuous pair in the game

Did I mention how you should've hacked it?

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The dub is admittedly alright. Kill yourself weebnigger.

h-how do i hack a handheld?

I just buy games and insert them in the slot...

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follow the guide

There's literally, literally nothing wrong with the dub you retarded mouth breather

guide??

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How does someone grow to be so autistic?

Do you honestly think that he did any of the things he said he did?

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What 3DS model do you own? This is important for the process

I'll link you to the steel diver method after I hear the model

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google luma 3ds b9s guide i don't know where it is exactly

weeb

>Buys game
>Drops it because of a feature he didn't look into
>Based piratebros enjoying the English patched orginal jap dub WITH based waifu petting game
OP is a maximum brainlet

I did.
I walked a mile to the gamestops in this fucking burning weather to buy this shit game, only to come back and be disappointed as soon as I started.

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I get my games from 3dscia.com lol

I'm playing Snake Eater 3D right now

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It's a nintendo 3dsXL

>I'm so let down I'm gonna give this company hundreds of dollars to do it some more!

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Don't spoon-feed the retard

The dub of 3 houses is fine, mostly it's the male characters who do a pretty good job, sadly Bernadetta the best girl design wise has a cringie ass whiny forced voice. I sometimes wonder what it could've been.

Shut up

But Three Houses has dual audio.

Ok, good. I'd recommend using a 32gb micro sd since that's the highest card 3DS units can read

64 won't work (idk why)

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You should be good to go

Good Luck

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Man I love selfcest.
Are there any doujins of both Robins fucking?

Thankyou

No problem

This'll probably be the only time Yea Forums memed you and it was actually useful and not bullshit

Enjoy getting any 3DS game you please

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elise is kinda cute bro, fireemblembros...

was birthright the wrong choice after all?

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>Sakura is a generic moeblob stuttering princess
>Hinoka has no role in Birthright's story and she can be summed up as "I WIELDED A STICK IN MY BACKYARD FOR YOU, CORRIN!"
>Ryoma is a piece of shit who outright lies to you about your family
>Takumi is alright because he is justifiably suspicious of this new person

Fuck Hoshido. The best part of Conquest was burning that place to the ground.

OP is a paid shill and also the mod that deleted last thread.

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I'm going to say the same thing I said in the last thread.
>not downloading the fan translation
>buying 3ds games in general
Retard.

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>deleted last thread
We hit the bump limit, dummy.

>This is the real reason nobody liked this shit right?

One of many, sure. Along with the awful writing overall, the child mechanics being absolutely retarded, and corrin being the most infuriating mc in the FE series, aswell as the most praised by the rest of the cast.

Gameplay was alright though, way better than 3H atleast.

Get the fan translation, it's unironically better than the localization despite what (lol-shitposters say.

Reminder that in terms of plot and characters, nothing in this series is as boring as FE6. Fates may have a shit story but at least it doesn't put me to sleep like FE6. Zephiel is based though.

Keep posting translations

>not liking the etruian coup arc where the based secret king of etruia cons roy into driving away the nobles stealing from the mining industry and then prevents a bern military coup plot
>not liking the illia sacae arcs where roy learns every chapter about the greed and lust for power that drove these generals to side with bern and betray their people
>get to zephiel after seeing the worst corruption of humanity across your continent caused by one person. He tells you how wicked humanity is but roy has unwavering faith in mankind and the resolve to fight the most powerful king in the continent
Extremely kino imo

>roy has unwavering faith in mankind and the resolve to fight the most powerful king in the continent
Yeah like any other bland ass lord in the series. Roy might be one of the worst characters. Ever.

>don't care about the story
>but the voice acting made me quit

All weebs should be gassed

if i keep playing birthright, will i have to burn nohr and kill my real siblings?

Yes

Just turn the volume off and read

The only one you kill is Xander and your campaign shifts to trying to save Nohr from Garon

>dub

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