So who will pay for Chris-chan now? Is he going to kill himself?

So who will pay for Chris-chan now? Is he going to kill himself?

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Fake

>commonwealth of Virgina

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What's stopping him from getting a life insurance policy on his mom? Wouldn't that pay him for the rest of his life?

>getting a life insurance policy on a dead person
???

how would he afford that, you frick?

RUCKERSVIIIIILLLLLEEE

wish it was real

Chris said some lives will be taken during the dimensional merge
Chris said great disasters would happen during the dimensional merge(shootings,natural disasters and global warming)
Where do you think they got the detective pikachu from,its not cgi thats just a real pikachu from the dimensional merge,same with sonic
Considering sonic and pikachu are the first to merge then that’s obviously correlating to sonichu,a mix of pikachu and sonic

this thread awakens the primal dread in the heart of the NEET

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Quality life insurance costs pennies a day. He should've done it a while back.

NEET, NEET, ALONE IN SEAT

ALL DAY LONG YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT

GOT NO GIRLFRIEND

GOT NO PRIDE

ALWAYS BROKE AND DEAD INSIDE

EAT THOSE TENDIES, DOWN THOSE FRIES

ON THE STREETS WHEN MOMMY DIES

NEET, NEET, ALONE IN SEAT

ALL DAY LONG YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT

GOT NO GIRLFRIEND

GOT NO PRIDE

ALWAYS BROKE AND DEAD INSIDE

EAT THOSE TENDIES, DOWN THOSE FRIES

ON THE STREETS WHEN MOMMY DIES

How much is life insurance on an 80 year old woman worth? How do you think insurance companies make money?

okay, trebek

What's the original? Sad but true?

Get that creature out of my state right fucking now.

Why does a cerfiticate of death needs to make reference to race and origins? People in America are afraid that they bury a nigger in their grampa's grave?

Pretty much everything in America requires you to put your race in. Mostly it's used for census data for studies and shit.

For records and statistics.

For insurance reasons
If you've been reporting that ole Grandpa Jim is white his whole life, then try to cash out on his life insurance policy, the insurance company wants to be sure that Jim is dead and you didn't get some dead negro and pass him off as Jim

It would if my dad didn't set up a trust fund and buy multiple properties for me to rent out. Thank fucking GOD. I don't ever want to be a slave, no human should ever have to slave their life away.

magi-chan will protect Christine

Wait wtf, is this real?

Dont you find that disturbing? Well, I guess you dont

forgot vid
youtube.com/watch?v=sM9D9zIFJNs

If you don't live in a third world country like America you can readily get disability insurance.

>tfw he got another fucking cat after having 3 of them die on his watch last year
Why is this allowed? Where is the ASPCA?

kiwi-farm will un-ironically fund christine.

>chrischan is killing cats
He's doing God's work, only liberal feminine men and women like cats.

Damn the internet is fucking cold. Dude's mom dies and niggas get the death certificate as proof just to dab on the dude some more.

its fake brainlet

>A country should not keep statistical and census data on people living in it
Are you retarded?

Fake

>giving mentally ill people any pity
That's how being a retard is normalized in the society. Retards should be bullied to no end.

I'll go sit in the ball pit of shame now.

>14 branchland court
Didn't that house burn down years ago? OP is fake and gay

A little bit but what am I gonna do, run out and protest? Move away to another country?

Life insurance policy on the elderly would at best just be for covering death expenses, it's not like the provider for a family of four just suddenly died in a car accident.

You do realize that you have to pay for said insurance along with them calculating how long a person is likely to live before they croak. Also all legal entities will always suspect one of the family members if said person dies earlier then expected. I doubt Chris will be able to outsmart insurance jews.

>showing any sympathy at all for The Feline Jew
i shiggity giggidy

A shame no one ever did it to you.

End yourself, tripfag. You’re worst than Chris.

>informant: son
RESETERA ASSEMBE - THIS TRANSPHOBIC HOSPITAL HAS MISGENDERED THE TRUE AND HONEST FEMALE CHRISTINA

Most of the time it's self-reported so if you want to say you're white when you're not you can.

Jesus Christ

I haven't been following his antics since the gaping wound in his grundle
What the fuck is this dead cat streak and this cult he started?

Chris has been a lol cow for over a decade by this point. The only time people have helped him was to ensure his continued suffering since it means we can laugh at him more. The guy deserves it considering how autistic he is even by Yea Forums standards.

It's actually really hard to get any kind of animal cruelty violation if they provide even the barest minimum of care. A dog can be stick-thin and scared to death of humans, but if it's currently got water, food, and shelter at the moment someone shows up to check, they can't do anything.

Chris basically now has his own doomsday prophecy of the "dimensional merge" where all the characters from fictional settings he likes come into the real world and help him institute a new world order

Do you guys sometimes think that Chris could be the second coming of Jesus and just like last time we're tormenting and shaming him for being a retard?

LOL

hopefully

kill yourself buckyfag

>this is the final chris-chan saga
How will he go out?

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>how autistic he is even by Yea Forums standards.
Chris is less autistic and has more sexual experience than the average user these days
Consider his "love quest", he actually left the house and tried to find a girl instead of wallowing in self pity and tfw no gf

Why isn't he freaking out on Twitter about this? All I see is normal autistic shit.

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>instead of wallowing in self pity and tfw no gf
Chris is quite literally too autistic for something like self-pity

He isn't self-aware enough to pity himself

There's no way that's real Kiwifarms would be freaking the fuck out if it was.

BROS???????

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Not in a blaze of glory, I can tell you that. He'll go out silently with nobody around him as his body decomposes for a few months before the authorities are involved to discover his bloated corpse with a Sailor Moon tiara firmly placed on his head.

some user said : 'she was living in a hell of her own making.'

CWC rejected plenty of genuine help over the years, including people trying to stop his "Trolls" due various reasons.

Yeah, people are a ass to him and been for some years now, but at this point it is a bed that been made, if anything his parents were more to blame for enabling his issues when they were "cute and harmless" since he was a child and refusing professional help.

Even if that's what'll happen, his legacy as the most well documented person in human history will live on.