JUST... WHY?

>dorito pope is going to bang your waifu

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Sweet. Someone can make a SFM porn of Kojima from MGSV fucking dorito pope. I bet he would really rike it.

>Kojima will now be the default male "pornstar" in SFM porn

Holy fucking based

Nepotism. Watch it win GOTY at his awards to go full dishonest.

>Kojima will be fucking all our waifus
was that his plan all along?
if so, based

I bet you. Screencap this boys.

That Kojima model was in Ground Zeroes though, and I've seen nothing so far.

Sucking Kojimbo's dick and ocasionally being invited to watch him fuck Qualley on the couch finally paid off.

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>Geoff and Kojima will bang all of our waifus

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Praise be upon the Dorito Pope so that his existence may forever be remain in Death Stranding.

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kek

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From the thumbnail I thought it was Ryan Gosling.
>mfw it wasn't Ryan Gosling
I actually got excited too.

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Keeeeek

because he will shill the game for free at every event
look at that trailer he made for kojima

top fucking kek
saved

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Get fucked normie
DORITO POPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>get to watch Doritos Pope and Coach tag team 2B while 9S watches in the background
This is the future we chose

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He did it because it was fun. Kojima probably also put other friends of his in the game. I’d put money on Sakurai being in there.

Here you faggot

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BASED XDD

best timeline

>model of Geoff comes out
>he bangs any waifu and pisses off fans with banter

It's gonna be hilarious

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I hope all that shilling was worth it Geoff.

I thought it was aiden gillen at first glance

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gimme some sauce on this

seriously Yea Forums at this point i have to ask

what gameplay do you actually want from a game?

KEK

bing bing wahoo

>all that SFM porn of Geoff cucking people

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The fucker has been sucking on Kojima's jap dick for five years straight. Now we know why.

Nothing says video game auteur like unironic games media cock sucking. Kojima cultists BTFO for all eternity.

>People acting like Doritos Pope isn't our guy

Wow, Reggie isn't looking good post retirement

Reminder that they unironically made a trailer dedicated to all the appearances and trailers Kojima made previously for Geof. A trailer for trailers. We are on levels of self-fellatio never before seen.

DOUBLE REMINDER THAT THEY EXPECT YOU TO PAY SONY FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF PLAYING THIS "ART" EXPERIENCE ONLINE.

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should have used geoffs voice as well

It's right here? For real tho:

Loli Bitch ga Notteimasu
exhentai.org/g/946882/c4aef963cc/
or
nhentai.net/g/167091/

pic unrelated

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>Prius drivers are all pedophiles, right?
Kek

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He's not. Just another soulless corporate shill.

I will pay for kojima x geoff gay porn.

>Sponsored by Prius

The pope has blessed us. You faggots are now required to eat doritos and drink mountain dew while playing this game.

kojimafags defend this

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Fucking bullshit nothing game of kojima sucking off his buddies

Getting tired of this shit, go back to being episodes 4-6 lucas please

>Kojima has VR sex with Geoff when they're away

youtube.com/watch?v=NJJjxoG2Lhg

do you really need to ask?

what's the big deal? it's just a cameo of someone he's friends with, it's not like doritoman is gonna be the protag

Based Pope

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He's probably browsing Yea Forums from his hotel room right now.

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no i'm not

Got a chuckle out of me.

this and just general shitposting. Yea Forums is full of retards the take more enjoyment for shitting on a game and praying it's awful than actually playing games.

Why didn't he get to voice him?

Okay Pissed off Pedro

It's kojikino! Fuck you! FUCK YOUUU

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Ugh, I hate this guy.

>did ru rike it

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Because Geoff is not an actor.

Geoff is part of the downfall of the industry