The gameplay is just your character peeing

Walk to the next waypoint!! Great!!

Cut Scene

Walk to the next waypoint!! Great!!

Am I crazy or that didn't sound like Reedus?

Did you forget to take your meds today user? When was the last time you slept?

i hope there will be a secondary female main character who is able to squat down and pee on command that would be crazy haha

>forced to help other players
>cant grief
How the fuck do we go backwards in technology?

Kojima is god.

>zoomers surprised a Kojima game has silly shit in it.

day 1 buy

fucking drink some water

>Collect 10 mushrooms and deliver them to the nearest prepper!
>New delivery missions available!
>Collect 10 rocks and deliver them to the prepper
You rike?

>Big open world with nothing to do
S.O.U.L

>WOOOOOOO

SEETHING WATERFAGS

>babysitting mama 2019
GOTY

SONY WINS AGAIN BABYYYY

>walking simulator
this is just mgsv all over again oh no no no no

If you grow the mushrooms yourself by pissing everywhere then sure.

>Game is out in 3months
>still no fucking idea of what the game is about
>Still no legit gameplay

GOTY holy shit

bravo

>can't pee infront of other people
its shit

Looks good and OP is a faggot

still looks like a shitty walking sim
Kojima is a quack

>$60 for this trash
>When you can buy the Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth Complete Edition combo pack for $50

>still no fucking idea of what the game is about
Then you are a massive retard. The only thing we don't know is what triggered the events that made the world of the living and the dead connect.
Everything else os explained in detail already, literally everything. What the babies do, what the black ghosts are and so on.
You are just fucking stupid.

>buying games on switch when piracy is a thing
>buying the same game twice
I'm not retarded, thanks.

Development is currently in "Crunch", but Kojima has graced us with his presence by flying halfway around the world in a private jet, leaving behind all his staff who are currently on "no sleep" work shifts just to get the game out on time.

But it was Konami who was the evil one.

>Calls someone a retard for not knowing
>Have to spend hours rabbit holing just to get theories about this vague bullshit
>Imagine being this retarded

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>Press o to wake up
>Walk
>Piss
>Climb ladder
>long Cutscene
>Fall
>Shake baby Cutscene
>Run
Defend this kojimadrones

I'm sorry Konami, you were in the right all along.

that was awful

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its kojima pissing on his fans

Not a fan of JRPGs

Looks boring as fuck. Like, even worse than MGSV. The cutscenes are good though, Kojima should just direct movies. He clearly doesn't give a shit about video games anymore.

I'm having Daikatana flashbacks honestly.

You can also play the game and learn while you're playing. I know, crazy shit.

Honestly it looked pretty cool. But regardless even if you didn't like it Kojima did say this was only a small snippet of gameplay.

>more ambiguous than DS lore
>"explained"
Kojimadrones in a nutshell

Is Carmel kill? Can we laugh at his corpse?

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this is now the official apologize to konami thread

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>do chores
>pee on things
fucking postal 2 ripoff

But does digimon have peeing?

That's right, it dosent

this will be the greatest pleb filter in the history of video games.

There's clearly a lot were not being told about the game, I for one welcome the pissing kino and expect much more when I play the game.

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Why, did they announce only for PS4?

This is Outward with better graphics and even less gameplay.

>Kojima got Sony to spend millions upon millions of dollars on this
I think I finally like the guy now

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haha he should have peed on the baby, as a joke

Not him but I just watched the gameplay videos and whenever Kojima talks about it (not even in the big interviews) and it’s easy to get. Hes literally explained time and time again that you gotta connect the cities together and what better way to do that than walking to them while dodging the UPS cause they steal your shit and the ghosts because they drag you down to WW2 Lalaland.
How you don’t get this I don’t even know.

he's right though

>Filtering plebs is playing a game with no gameplay
lol

HEY CHECK OUT HOW HARD I CAN PEE

Holy fuck, this looks like an absolute flop.
Genuinely boring as fuck.

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hehe just for laughs hah

the big questions

Kojima has a job to do and this was part of it. Nothing wrong with that. Also you don't know what they're doing today, maybe they're all off chillin watching gamescom.

That actually doesn't explain anything but whatever.

>Its a shitty survival game with even more crap "gameplay"
Oh yeah thats what the stupid genre needs, more bars to juggle.

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funnily enough, no
every sony exclusive used this pic but death stranding across 3 trailers, nothing

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>All this seethe ITT
How will Yea Forums react when this game becomes CITY?

pokemon creatures are for turbo homos. water 4 life.

yeah ''twas weird mate

>maybe they're all off chillin watching gamescom
Not according to the 2ch threads.

Better than that glorified VN trash you posted

How will your parents react when they find out what you do all day?

God i hope so, maybe the motion controls exclusion, you can use the mouse, Move it up and down the shake the baby

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its not him, i think the voice acting is not complete?

I think it looks interesting, but I'm gonna wait for more gameplay. If the game turns out to be good, then I'll buy it.

That’s why the other user said we don’t know what caused everything to be this way you nigger. And you are a literal retard, what more do you need to be explained?

ill take a fucking glorified VN over some UPS simulator

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This, the official reveal is at TGS, kojima didnt want to reveal the game to white piggu

Ask any question about the story and I will happily link you a source that explains it.

>he's right though
lol check out the incel who thinks women just get abortions all day long
grow up

I wish it was more like p5 where you click through menus to battle and mash through dialogue text boxes the rest of the time. None of this nonexistent gameplay movie game bullshit!

>entire gameplay shown is main character pissing, getting talked at by Geoff Keighley (Hiring actual celebrities to voice your MC is expensive after all!), falling off a cliff, awkwardly shaking a baby and then practically gliding down a cliff because he's moving far too fast for the animation
This shit will be worse then Cyberpunk.

>Talks about "gameplay"
>Persona image
Death Stranding looks like shit but I just had to point out the fucking irony.

Imagine being so autistic that carefully pick your reaction images.

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Anyone who’s in it for exosuit kino are my niggers. Who the fuck cares about the celebs and the plot. I just want more games where you can trek for miles and have an exoskellyteen.
Did anyone else notice he wasn’t wearing them? It might be an upgrade so your feet doesn’t tire as much

Based Kojima showing piss gameplay to white people and keeping the real shit for japan

Honestly game of the year. No other game since Postal 2 have ever thought of doing that.

Better then being a snoygoy and even touching garbage like Persona.

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September 12 new gameplay

>backpedaling
as expected of anime trash

That sudden cut when the player was going to the mission objective was suspicious.

MGS5's only gameplay sin was the massive empty spaces in between bases, here's hoping kojimbo learned from the past.

I actually find it hilarious
>japanese trailer of death stranding shows extra gameplay with a boss fight
>kojima says the next gameplay reveal will be at TGS and all he shows westerners is pissing

>snoygoy
big brain post

WTF i want a Fedex job now

>calling out retards for crying over pictures is backpeddling
I don't think you know what that word means user.

I’d honestly take something new, VNs are becoming dime a dozen and even the “good ones” hailed by /jp/ are just choose your own adventure with some epic story but your choices don’t fucking matter beyond who you get to fuck and end up with.

I hate weight management games ..

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this game will sell 25 millions copy and there is nothing you can do about it

>b-bro I called you out!
Ok weeb

>MGS5's only gameplay sin was the massive empty spaces in between bases, here's hoping kojimbo learned from the past.

bro look at the previous trailer, the map will be empty until the bt shows up. the cut was because it would take sam to long to get there

I USED TO DRIVE A CADILLAC BUT NOW I RUCK IT ON MY BACK. Woooooooaahoho woooahoooo heyaaaa woahohohoooooo

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Sony keks will actually buy this

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Thats what I mean, if there's nothing more to do than 90% slowly walk from A to B no matter how interesting the plot is, the game will be ass.

you mean forward? griefing is for cancerous faggots t b h

>you don't play as a cute girl
missed opportunity

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SECRET DEATH STRANDING GAMEPLAY REVEALED
GET IN HERE BROS
youtube.com/watch?v=qVxnjcAamPo [Remove]

maybe his voice just sounds different when yelling like that

Of course it will, console keks haven't seen much of a survival game plague yet.

>can't grief
There's always a way

Direct feed when

Why is Raven so fucking cute?

2ch are a bunch of retards anyway

So you can finish delivering cargo that other players drop when they die.
But what do you do if you wanna be an asshole? Piss on their dropped deliveries?

BIGGER
MAKE HIS BACKPACK
BIGGER

How much dick did you have to suck to get a "cameo" in this shit?

Is this what happens when you don't restrain Kojima's autism?

Pretty based if you ask me, only boomers will understand this game.

he probably sucked as much as you did

I recall something about needing to replace boots and they have durability
>Send other player new set of booths
>Pissed in them before sending them off

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Death stranding : Watersports.

>autists screeching for gameplay for months
>the first god damn thing Kojima shows us is your character sleeping and pissing
Absolutely based

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Reedus is always mumbling and growling in the stuff he's cast in. It always sounds weird when he yells.

You retards are pathetic
>T-The game would be good if I was a cute girl so I can live out my tranny fantasies!
No it wouldn't, it would still be a piece of shit pretentious walking sim.

It must be tapped and harnessed, not UNLEASHED and freed

>piss all over the delivery locations
>they become so mushroom infested no one else can access them

What's the problem, not enough bing bing wahoo for you?

My fucking sides

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the focus will be on delivering while avoiding thief and bts. getting caught will send you to hell were you have to fight mads.
it mgsv in a different setting, if you dont like V you wont like this.
People have this weird expectation went it come to the plot of death stranding, but i think it will be very simple once it out.

walking slowly and enjoying the comfy setting from A to B nothing ass about that

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Nice pepe

It must suck being both gay and stupid.

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I was waiting for this

>retarded tranny who think having a female protag will somehow make the game not shit

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Just like Inception.

God you're dumb. I refuse to believe you don't understand how to fap to your player character.

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>menus are shockingly similar to the ones in MGS survive
holy shit everything is there, the status bars and weight too

>game about a man(male) carrying around a baby in a womb that is connected to him on his stomach
>somehow isn't trannyshit
>but a woman(female) carrying a baby is
lmao at you

I don't need to play as a female to jerk off to hentai of a female character tranny.

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How did this game ever get this far? Did Sony really just leave Kojima completely unsupervised?

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Rent fucking free dude. There's no redeeming qualities to a pissing simulator unless the one pissing is a cute girl, get over yourself.

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>having to deal with a crying baby
having yoshi island flashbacks fuck that noise

thank you!

I don't give a damn about the celebrity or the social commentary I just wanna do future shit in a cool future suit.

babies freak me out which might add to the horror of the game

I don't think the game is coming to Xbox, friend.

>pissfag
Ah, my mistake, I didn't realize I was talking to someone with good taste.
Game will still be shit though and having a female MC won't change that.

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I'm looking forward to it because I only play Karnov-core games and haven't had a new game for me in YEARS

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Everyone unironically bought that Konami just decided to be a dick to Kojima for shits and giggles. It mirrors a lot of victim narratives in history actually.

>game

NO, NO PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

Imagine having gross dick cheese and being proud of it

what the problem? sony has money

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>Weebs already getting filtered out
Be honest
IT IS GOING TO BE A PLEB FILTER
JUST LIKE BLOODBORNE
JUST LIKE SoTC/ICO
This is just the next chapter in the history of Sony producing pure unfiltered kino

the only one who is going to be seething is you when the kidney stones come to rip up your dickhole

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It already is a pleb filter
Just look at the state of this board right now

What? How often do you shower user?

Why didn't my picture of Mikuni tip you off to me being a shameless pissfag? Should I have posted the gif instead?

Switch Port when?

>Game will sell literally tens of millions of copies
>Konami seething
>Yea Forums seething
>/reddit/ seething
>half of the internet seething while Kojima rolls in all the cash
>people with actual taste in original and creative video games enjoy the game

It's all so predictable

fucking kek

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imagine not cutting off your eyelids, fucking retarded animal

>people with taste will enjoy a walking simulator where you play a pregnant man that pees a lot

So this is the power of Social Strand™ games...

What looked cool? Nothing even happened

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>monofold eyelid is more appealing than bifold eyelid
hmmm

>Everyone unironically bought that Konami just decided to be a dick to Kojima for shits and giggles.
Well, they do that. Leave the company? They'll hire people to stalk you, find out who you're joining next and then tell them not to hire you.

lmao I just went on a reddit thread and people were seething like crazy. Kojima haters + console exclusivity is a nuclear explosion.

Is the entire game world literally just barren landscape? It looks so fucking empty

Did they forget how to make boots after the Death Stranding? Worse than high heels.

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>Wtf retards why you so braindead
Kojima drones have such a degree of intelligence that it rendered them autistic

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It broke new ground! Kojima did again folks

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I like you

whats the matter autist? cut off your whole eyelids, theyre fucking useless and make it hard as fuck to wash your eyes if something gets in there

>doom eternal
>good
Nice one, zoomzoom. Slow paced unimaginative dogshit.

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Why would anyone pee in this open place when there are two inviting rocks crazy to receive piss in the right corner?

PRESS P TO PISS ON EVERYONE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE THEMES

P

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What do you think its swimming in?

Ever feel the breeze underneath your cock and balls? Now that's true freedom.

This is stupid. I get that it's an exoskeleton holding the weight up, but there's a point your email footprint is literally speared into the ground because your pound per square inch is so high

Not everything is like your hentai doujins....

>i-it will be a pleb filter!!!
>when half the planet joined the hype bandwagon while riding kojima's tiny cock and already bought the game twice after watching a few shitty teasers
>game can perfectly be just another walking sim filled with cutscenes and 0 real gameplay but bandwagoners and kojima dick suckers claim its gonna be a masterpiece despite having no other proofs besides some twitter posts and wishful thinking
>game is already a best seller but "plebs" will be filtered so the only remaining players will be the hypetrain with millions of normalfag bandwagoners and all the diehard kojimafags

damn i used to think kojima was so far up his own ass, even for a game dev but now i get him. with such a fanbase he could start selling his canned shit and it would sell millions anyways

Where are the fucking buildings? Shouldn't there be bombed out towns or literally anything besides empty fields? It's so lifeless

Haha, this, but like not even fucking around though, I have an actual piss fetish, and that shit would make my Snake Solid, haha. HAHA.

yeah I kept thinking someone was yelling at him the whole time

Dick cheese dosent appear because of foreskin. It just doesn't spread and flake around like dead skin does. It's still there, it's just if it's kept in a package you clean easily or all down your legs, underwear and floors.

On a side note its also to protect your dick head from the outer elements. Like when you fart? Thats fecal matter that makes it smell, and since your dick uncovered and right next to it your shitting on your own dick head if your uncut

>getting preemptively butthurt about things you imagine hypothetical SJWs might theoretically say
is user
dare I say
triggered and snowflakepilled

The fuck is this game even about? You just run around in some boring looking desolate grounds and carry some baby fetus thing.

BRAVO KOJIMA

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It's his agent telling him its this or nothing

No its never been said to be a ps4 exclusive, theres actually a interview from gamespot like 4 years ago that outright said they will bring it to pc afterword.

>Snake Solid
>Solid Snake

Where were you when METAL GEAR SOLID 6: DEATH STRANDING was con-fucking-firmed!?

What world are you living in? Normalfags are interested in the latest Cod and Fifa, Death Stranding will just be written off as a pretentious art game by them.

Why is the new "The Pilgrim's Progress" adaptation in game form so lewd? I have a feeling that the developers aren't really Christian.

MGSV was ruined because they showed literally everything the game had before release, so it was never surprising to unlock new stuff.
I'm glad Kojima is going the complete opposite route and showing nothing. Only a big director could do a marketing push like this one.

Can I pee on Margaret Qualley's milkers

pee is yellow even if you drink water
if it's transparent you are drinking way too much water

Can Fragile pee?

This. Everyone shits on MGSV because Kojima basically showed us the entire game years in advance and yet they want him to do the same with DS. Kojima even said that gamers are too impatient and want to see everything straight away these days.

>forced to help other players
>call in dude to help against evil mailmen
>guy whips out his dick and starts pissing wildly

You laugh, until he goes on to become the next school shooter. You never know with these delusional smoothbrain hateful incels.

>smoothbrain
Stop being hateful towards the differently-abled, Comrade.

user, it's not legal to own niggas like that.

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spermskull

I fucking hate that gif. How about you draw some actual fucking eyes you stupid lazy ching chong?

They showed everything there was in MGSV because there wasn't much story content to begin with.

Death Stranding is the Metal Gear Survive that Kojima didn't get to make

What an Appeal Action

>Everyone keeps complaining about how Kojima never shows anything
>He shows something
>"Woooooow good job leaving your staff to work"
Makes sense

Maybe it's meant to be the player yelling into a microphone, like those cringy Ubisoft trailers do sometimes, looked like there was a microphone icon that showed up anyway.

My hobby is pleasuring myself to urinating anime girls. I will never stop no matter what meme you beat me over the head with.

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Did you see the map? It's the entire USA.

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Fucking kek GOTY confirmed

The bigger the map, the less game. That's what I've come to learn with open world shit. "OUR MAP IS ENORMOUS!" "what can i do" "... e-explore it!" "kay what will i find" "IT'S BIG!"

I had to do that once. Fuck that hurt like a bitch.

I am going to go piss on every city I dislike.

You think they modeled anything other than a bunch of dirt, bushes, and hills?

YOU DONT SAY

I haven't wanted to kill myself more than those days

Imagine the female player mods

this would make the entire game worth playing. just join up with people to grief them by pissing everywhere when they need help.

The more gameplay I see of this the less excited I get for it.

it seems comfy and i like comfy

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nah probably not

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Are you capable of thinking?

If I can't run while peeing aimlessly there is literally no point.

well... i stand a fool.
nah not recently

seethe harder sodacuck

I'm KINDA with you on this. If I can load it up, turn my brain off, and just waltz around completing tasks and get some kind of reward for them that isn't just more tasks, I'm down.

Here's an early review of the piss mechanic
youtube.com/watch?v=HrBJDvPZf2g

It's all good. So which city are you going to piss all over?

nice projecting but I only drink water
fag

cope

cope

Kojima will deliver a fully modeled Norman Reedus?

is that a legit dub or a gag dub?

I'm curious how detailed it'll be and what landmarks will be there because if I can pee on the doors of the high school I went to...

There's just something so perfect about the textures in Kojima games

>Peeing simulator

Postal 2's spiritual successor.

gag dub by some chick she's got some funny ones

Don't think it'll be one to one. As you can see from the map there are places that got giant void out craters. Missouri was wrecked for instance.

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>missouri wrecked
Damn it, that was gonna be my second target.
Oh well. Might still be able to whiz off the top of the Space Needle.

It's sci fi tacticool boots with special shock absorbers

spoiler here i already know everything:
humans forgot how to propagate because they already are immortal. babies are just tools. kojima shows us how to fuck and make babies. the world wins. hope you dont play it for the story

Alright but can I control a female character and make her piss wherever I want? Asking for a friend.

>people started cheering when he peed
what the fuck has gaming become

it's a joke

what is?
kojima?
cuz i agree

what i don't get is why kojima got that weird over-the-top introduction

Because he's an egomaniac. Always has been.

Because pope loves him and owes him. Without Kojima most people wouldn't pay any attention to Geoff's bullshit shilling awards.

If your piss is transparent you're either consuming a huge amount of water or not taking in enough nutrients. Urea, the chemical that makes piss yellow, binds to waste, toxins and excess vitamins. Again if your piss isn't at least slightly yellow, you're probably unhealthy.

>needing to piss 5 minutes after drinking anything
she might have a condition

can you pee on other characters?

theres a difference between yellow and gold

he said the piss can be a weapon or used in combat so possibly

>yfw the game gets an AO rating because you can pee on children

My piss is golden and smells pretty hard
My kidneys are already fucked right

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Some crummy water? Sorry, I only drink pokémon creatures

I wonder what Idaho has that was nuked, I would expect the San Diego naval base would be the biggest target out west

For me it depends mostly on how much I drink and how often I piss. Not drinking anything before going to sleep and only taking a leak long after waking up means my piss will be yellow but it's usually pretty clear.

>kojima literally taking the piss out of Caramel
kek at what point do you just stop and say "okay, I should kill myself now this time."

>SJW rent-free boogeyman on your mind
user 99% of people don't care about them, you're obsessed, please seek help or place things in your own life that are of actual significance to you so you don't clinge onto fringe causes to subconsciously fill that void.

Lmaoooo

Yeah but unlike Daikatana they haven't seitched engines multiple times. Both Romero and Kojima like to throw everything and the kitchen sink into every game but Kojima has more experience than Romero did back then, so hopefully he's found a reasonable stopping point

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!
THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING!