Un par de ojitos negros cielito lindo de contrabando

>Un par de ojitos negros cielito lindo de contrabando.

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AY AY AY AY

PCbros will never know what its like to ride the ring dang doo

CANTA NO LLLORES

POR QUE CANTANDO SE ALEGRAN LOS CORAZONES

what the fuck are you doing to my country proud song

Calmate alv hermano mio

YOU FORGOT THE
>CIELITO LINDO

I know, I was leaving it for another user

Any good swears to throw at my Mexicano friend?
I’ve got chupa mi verga y besa mi culo already in the repertoire.

tell him "puñal"
pronounced: (Punial)
calling him a faggot

You can throw this classic: Chinga tu madre wey

too infantile, tell him " Vales menos que los miados de la mañana" hope you can pronounce that

Call him an anglo

He’s already called me precioso and joto.
I’ll toss that out and see if it gets a rise out of him.

Get this filthy subhuman language outta here.

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Kek, what's the matter user is spanish too hard for your burger filled head?

you are right, we should all speak Español.

Que pedo esos.

I’ve been practicing Spanish for a couple years so I think I got.
Una pregunta, is it myado or ME-ADO

>putissima madre

ME-ADO i guess

>reputisima miada madre

>reputisima miada madre
Ooh that’s a new one.
What’s it mean?

>I hate spi-

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Can she make Pork Tamales?
That’s all I want in a cute gf.

You ask too much of modern latinas

would be like, super whore pissed on mother sumtin like that

Epic post fellow kekistani :laughing:

me-ah-doh

I REMEMBER ANOTHER GOOD ONE

"No eres mas puto por que no eres mas grande"

Like Trump would send back 90% of his workforce.

WHAT IS THAT?

Yeah! Who is going to clean his toilet.