Here’s your controller bro

why are cats better than dogs? I can’t figure it out but it’s simply the truth.

>not putting your arm in between their hind legs and begin rubbing the belly and witness as cat loses its fucking mind
You need to learn how to bully.

BASED AND GREAT LIKE GATSBY

Because they purr.

Damn thing has to many pause buttons

>FOUR paws buttons
What a garbage design

>self maintaining
>not constantly underfoot whining for attention
>you can leave food out and they will moderate instead of gorging themselves
>wont destroy your couch because youve been gone 20 mins
>wont eat your toddler
The list goes on

>>>you can leave food out and they will moderate instead of gorging themselves
my cat does eat until it barfs and then keeps eating. we have to moderate it.

>normally hate cats
>one night a few months ago there is this big ass gray cat like OP's pic sleeping on top of my car
>look at him, completely covered in scars on his face, missing half his ear, a few toes, basically looks like Punished Snake
>was gonna push him off, decide to pet him
>he takes kindly to my affection
>notice no other cats sleep on top of the cars
>more and more me and said cat bond
>eventually I start giving him Tuna in the mornings
>finally decide to take him to the groomer
>he was covered in ticks, fleas, was super dirty
>decide to take him into my apartment
>he's incredibly well behaved, comes when you call him, took 2 weeks to litter train

I'm at work or I'd post a picture. Named him Morpheus. Vet said he's at least 5 years old, so I've got another 10 with him easily.

Heartwarmingpilled

Huge lie and thats not counting needing a litter box
Cats beg for attention allways like babies
You have to moderate the food your cat eats. They love eating even when they arent hungry and will whine and cry to get some
No animal thats well trained will do that
Only pitbulls and some other nigger tier breed of dogs do that
Cats are shit, get a real pet like a parrot or a pig