GAMESCOM THREAD

GAMESCOM THREAD

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STILL NO STICKY EDITION

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sneed

where are the games

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Felicia!

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STALKER 2
BANNERLORD
UNDEAD NIGHTMARE 2

BASED KERBAL

chuck

KERBAL

Still no games yet.

when will japanese companies start showing off the real games

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>KSP
yikes

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ANIME TITTY

TITANFALL ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN

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GEOOOOOOOOOFF WHERE ARE MY GAMES REEEEEEEEEEE

>KSP 2
a little bit hyped lads

based

put the twitch link you dumb nigger

I want her to use my chest as a litterbox

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm holding off on my gay porn for this?

cp2077 when

be nice

What's with the soĆ½ish green shit?

Why is Gamescom so fucking ass every year. Wake me up when Tokyo game show happens

Geoff discovered coke

Already 20 minutes in and nothing interesting

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If we get a new alien isolation game I will definitely crap my pants

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>no games

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*dabs*

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...

>the ship falling over and destroying the base
lel

FUCKING BASED

When is that? Late September?

NICE

>ksp 2
why though?
>PC
oh, now I understand why

wow starfield, looks really nice todd

EPIC EXCLUSIVE BOYS

>PC
Epic exclusive then

Is this about Nintendo? No? NO STICKY FOR YOU

>KSP2
Seriously?

>gamescom
>no games

holy fuck I'm actually hyped

Boring shit for the youtube audience

...

who is this thicc jav bitch

>BAMCO

NANI?!

I have to take a shit, watch I'm going to miss one of the 2 actually good trailers

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>bamco

they're obviously saving the big hits til the end

Shouldn't they finish KSP1 first?

right into the nEXt one here

>BAMCO
OH SHIT PAC-MAN WORLD 4 LOOKS GREAT

mid september

>Kino Space Program
Based.

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Limbo X Boxtrolls

DIGIMON?

geoff is so happy

Just shit in your pants, you pussy.

little nightmares was pretty dope

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oh shit, little nightmares was great

Don't worry there won't be any

Is the Dorito Pope on a crusade to host every video game related event of the year? Why is he showing up everywhere as the frontman?

>Little nightmares 2
who gives a shit

>Little Nightmares 2
nani

Wasn't this supposed to be on the 20th?

did i miss capcom?

youtube.com/watch?v=RkDOOsGg-9I did it better

You dont HAVE to take a shit

can someone TLDR the announcements so far

>pizzagate the video game

...

yes

Little Nightmares was alright.

>sequels after sequels

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Not yet

FUCKING MODS WHERES THE STICKY RETARDS

AND ANOTHER EPIC EXCLUSIVE FROM JAPAN :))))))))))))))))

not yet, waiting for capcom too

>Little Nightmares 2
Finally some good fucking food

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Not yet

Okay the conference has started finally.

Bamco show Digimon Survive now.

>Don't spoil my show's announcements you faggot
Whoa, calm down Geoff, it's his game.

who even played the first one?
also fuck that pc digital download logo

Can we stop showing western degeneracy and coonstep dudebro shit? When are the Japanese soulful quality games showing up?

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>More western indie """games"""

Not yet

You're right, I just wanted people to think about me shitting

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did i miss kojimbo ?

>PC Digital Download
lol they're not mentioning steam

Nice, I really liked Little Nightmares. I might actually buy the sequel

When's Sony?

>Western garbage
Can Kojima come on the scene already

...

>now they are putting "PC digital download" to prevent controversies later
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

Hes the only one with any real experience in this regard. In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

getting kinda bored here, think I'm gonna rub one out until interesting shit comes on

so far all announcements are pretty good. Better than e3

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOD DAMNIIT!!!

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dumb whore has a cleft lip

They are still throwing up Steam pages though.

Make a sticky or Yuno will make you eat all the eggs.

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STEAM KEKS GETTING BTFO TODAY LUL

Insider here
>Bloodborne and RDR2 on PC reveal incoming
EGS store exclusives

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If so, you would "HAVE MISSED" him, but no.

suck my dick weebs

Indie games are good and their developers are treasures

Fuck you all

not yet

>Too scared to actually mention Epic exclusivity
Absolute fucking state of this industry

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Wait, it's already going?

since youre avatarfagging that means you look like your pic related irl. im confused cause cute girls dont poop??/1

I saw that too lol

Wait that was it? Fuck.

get chinese moot on the phone

He wants to keep the game industry alive

sss-source

What games are you looking forward to, Yea Forums?

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thank you

>capcom
>into free starts playing
>yfw

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bunch of autistic nintendo spergs as always
also FUCK YES KSP2

I wish they made a sequel but with a Predator instead, with the game set in a city or a jungle.
I don't care about the Sony Predator game.

This is an awards show?

WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES????

man, this sucks

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>bloodborne EGS
bb has shit multiplayer, I'll just pirate

wow Geoff is burning through that shit

"rubbed one out" into your mouth, check

M-MOMMY

Digimon

I need a shit but don't want to miss anything

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Save me.

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It's all fucking boring

KSP2 reeks of something that would be EGS.

WOOOOO
DREAMS
SONY WINS

>wimmin presenters that have to read off of cards because they don't know shit
greaaaaaaaaat

me on the right

Here's the token female presenter

vampire tranny

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just put on a diaper loser

I hate video games

Cute girls poop the most obviously.

They'll never into free again. They didn't even keep the song for the update.

I did. It was good.

who is this femoid?

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI V

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CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

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Is he showing anything I should care about besides some Metal Gear thing?

bamco does it sometimes too and they're still on steam
pc logo alone means nothing, and having steam logo also means nothing because a deal can be struck later on

Do you guys think Dorito Popes boyfriend will make an appearance? or will they just show more gameplay of his game?

already more women at gamescom than at E3

ALL
OF
MY
CUM
FOR
THIS
GODDESS

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Why is this so cringe its like watching TV
TV died for a reason

yes, ds was the opener

When's Capcom

GO NOW user
the next 2 games are not that good
trust me

Based. Doubt we will see Survive here considering its all normie safe shit.

M-MOMMY OH GOD MY DICK

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Diaperfags will hang first

this better have a source

NO MORE GAMES TO SHOW

JUST AWARDS

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Tokyo game show

Bsed

proof

SOON

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??????????

God imagine just sliding your dick between her titty and arm fat.

BUNCHA SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS IN HERE

> Resident Evil 3Make
> Cyberpunk gameplay
> Elden Ring Gameplay
> KSP2
> Little Nightmares 2

PREDATOR

>le asymmetrical multiplayer game

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>has leg slit
>doesn't even poke a knee out

What a fucking cock tease

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>three threads open at once
For frick's sake.

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kys incel

Evolve: Electric Boogaloo

>Illfonic
They're still alive?

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HOLY SHIT EVOLVE 2

>trailer starts
>licensed music begins to play
I cant believe devs still do this shit in 2019

I'm only watching this to laugh at Westashit t b h. Can't wait for TGS though.

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> looks worse than crysis 1

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>predditor

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oh my god what is this shit

is this the first time geoff has disappointed us?

Never really payed attention to gamescom.

Are announcements going to happen throughout the duration? Or are most big announcements during this opening bit?

>still no sticky
Ffs mods

BFBB:R when

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could be good

in the trash where it belong enjoy persona 5 kart

This looks like a PS3 game

Evolve looks better than this.

DUBS AND STICK.

>Elden Ring Gameplay
did it match the leaks?

Go play Concrete Jungle instead

Oh hey another shooter. WEOW!

nice cinematic framerate

Oh, it looks like shit

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this opening bit is new

Cranky Kong.

YES BROTHER

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Asymmetric pvp game?

looks shit

>sir we found that predator game we lost in 2007

Any chance we'll see stalker 2 today, or will it be later on in gamescom?

this predator game legitimately looks like an xbox 360 game

>Evolve 2

I fucking laughed at this one

NOSGOTH IS BACK BABY

what a load of shit

fucking this

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looks cool besides the shit framerate

god I want to eat her fucking asshole

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What did he mean by this?

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timesplitters

Looks like a PS3 game

>gameplay reveal is like 5fps
Bad look

Looks pretty shit too

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>illfonic
its guaranteed to be shit

>predator game
>you mostly kills other humans

DEAD GAME

>we didnt even think about it lmao

Underrated

How can you fuck up a predator game that badly

Looked like the rambo game lmao

Can we fucking get this tread to bump?

AvP2 did it better

She the right kind of thicc

>generic shooter #65465

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That didnt look too bad but if its over $20 I wont bother

Oh this looks like it could be fu-
>"So you guys did Friday the 13th"
DROPPED

>friday 13th

that explains the graphics and performance

They fucked up Friday the 13th so they went with another IP instead.

>went to Fox and my pal from the synagogue gave us the license
Woah so interesting.

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It's Evolve all over again

>western games only
Fucking boring sjws garbage. Where are the japanese games?

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Check on pornhub fucking virgin

what a fat fuck

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no. looks like shit

It's an Evolve rehash

That game looked like it started development when the movie was in the cinemas

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how long until the game dies like Friday the 13th?

WHERE THE FUCK IS VERGIL

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AHAHAHAHAHAH ILLFONIC?!
Trash confirmed

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH PUBLISHERS AND SHOWING 15FPS GAMEPLAY TRAILERS

I DON'T FUCKING GET IT

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the hunter has become the hunter-ed

"pukes"

If not today, Wednsday

Based

>no new good avp game

life sucks

thought it was bad company at first, really looked like it till the gameplay

yeah.... because 4v1 worked so well for evolve

hey look, Predator!
it's so fucking generic that if it didn't have Predator in it, it could be named literally anything else!

>New Predator game
>Give it to Friday the 13th makers

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Who even plays asymmetric shooters?

>

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Soulless, soulless, soulless

hey

TGS

dont you guys have phones

>Hey let's listen to the Xcucks who concern trolled over MP games
>Let's do this instead of Gravity Rush 3

Th-thanks Sony

>the same fucking hacks who made and dumped friday 13th

how did you record this that fast you fucking autist

Why does every game these days look like the use the shitty game engine that EA used in Mass Effect andromeda. It fucking looks and feels like garbage.

THIS

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Is this 2 hours?

they're saving all the big cums for TGS

Just fuck me up.
This conference was supposed to be good.

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Buzzwords for free
>seethe
>cope
>Dilate
>WE WUZ
>have sex
>top kek
>lol
>$oy
>we did it bros
> Oh nononono hahahaha
>never ever
>its shit
>Wtf bros....
>btfo

Hacka Doll 3 is sexy

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I hope illfonic goes and fucks themselves because they dropped Friday the 13th like a dead baby

How long until they drop the support for their new Predator game once it tanked?

SOON

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It's the only way he can get famous enough to hang out with hollywood types who will feed him children and adrenochrome

MONSTER HUNTER

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die weeb pedo

Here's your Capcom, bro

Finally MonHun

Monster Hunter is the closest you're getting to something not normie-core tonight. Enjoy.

KOJIMA WHEN!

kys jizzbrain

>Pard

MH IS ON BOISSSSSSSS

Or it's recreating the way the movie flowed? Retard

Sony could have spent some money to make Predator

>Friday the 13th devs
oh makes sense why it looks like shit.

HERE IT COMES BOIS
MONSTA HUNTA

This
i wanna be friends with Hackadoll 3

Geoff losing the will to live

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>non nintendo monster hunter
it's shit

i just turn on, what i list?

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FUCKING FINALLY

forgot about death stranding boi

the knows nose

>Iceborne might be the only Capcom news
FUCK

MONSTER HUNTER: SKYRIM

Ah okay thanks user. Guess they're trying to capitalize on the death of E3

>what is stalker 2

Song?

> Itā€™s first person, with some melee combat although most of it is these weird laser guns.

> There was no class/character creator, youā€™re forced to play as an armoured tranny.

Looked okay. Weā€™ll see more soon iā€™m sure.

>dumped friday 13th
That had more to do with Victor Miller and Sean Cunnighamn having a legal pissing match

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>MH
yay more reptiles to kill wooo

>Jan 2020

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FUCKING COME ON THQ I'LL TAKE JUST A SHITTY ANIMATED TRAILER I CAN'T WAIT

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Oh yeah this again

>ps4 animation
>ps4 textures
>ps4 waifus

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GIVE ME THE RUNDOWN SO FAR FUCK

KSP is clearly on Unreal now

>online looter game
>not normie
Lmao

when is Pepsi presenting

>MH
ZZZZZzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzz

DAS SHIT IS ACTUALLY COOL

OH SHIT
GEN LAOS TRAIN TRACKS

That was Frostbite, which still looks good for the Battlefield games. It could be that most games these days use UE4.

> double barrel bow gun

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>Geoff giving these devs free advertising and they can barely string together a sentence to make the mini-interviews not-awkward
the man looks like he's losing hope

seething

This MonHun stuff looks pretty cool

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OH ELDEN RING

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based

I should've gone to sleep bros.

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Monster hunter

Lackluster as fuck

i can smell the bad framerate already

what you guys looking forward to seeing?

Was MGS5 Demon Edition and MGS Collection on PC announced?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the chosen has become, the chosed

ICEBORNE

>that buffering
dios mio

>for the p-players

Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that I'm the canon traitor

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>foe the p-players

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YAGER

Normie garbage

Dam Yager is still alive

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT KUSO DAORA #4

THE CYCLE
H
E
C
Y
C
L
E

Ice Ratholos looks stupid

Is this a parody of "look at our game studios and employees" videos?

my sides

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I love when they do these monster showcases and they show the longsword user getting his shit pushed in

hell yeah video games

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Hey Firefall is back

From spec ops the line to this

that's not tribes...

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Fix the Dub Capcom You Lazy POS

>Yager became the very thing they set out to destroy

You bet I've never played your games before. Never will too

>frontier levels of shit on the screen

>WE WANT TO MAKE GAMES YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE

>Borderlands clone but with pvp
Trashman.jpg

Stop making pew pew games america

Wow such an original looking game.

>For the P(l)ayers
what a weird sound glitch...

>go from making spec ops the line to *this*

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Oh shit it's Tabula Rasa 2

It looks good but I think they had people play poorly on purpose.

FIREFALL IS BACK BABY

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I am BORED.

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There was Attack on Titan on the Stadia show.

>Epic exclusive
lol

gaming is fucking dead
literally not a single good game

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>Epic Gamestore

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If nothing else that handheld artillery gun looked nice

MONSTER HUNTER
4K
FOR THE PLAYERS
ONLY ON PS4

yeah you missed it dude

[TACTICAL FACE SITTING ENGAGE]

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Vergin

>it's a new genre
fucking lmao

FUCKING NIGGERS
GIVE MH MORE TIME

shit game for a shit store

>

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>The Cycle
Possibly the worst name I've seen in a videogame since 2005.

Is Epic sponsoring this shit?

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how is death stranding not normie-core? it has big name actors and all the staples of western shit

>EGS

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Nah, tomorrow on tuesday a German magazine called GameStar will stream it live on 14 P.M. GMT+2

>pvpve

DOA

I didnt say it wasnt, just said it was the closest we're getting.

Eroge! Sex and Games Make Sexy Games 2

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yawn

Monster Hunter does have that effect on people

this aesthetic is wearing thin

>new genre
>FPS
pick one

Looks like planetside 2

>it's PvE and it's PvP
truly groundbreaking

oh no...

>Yager
These guys can't make games. Spec Ops was shit, Dreadnought was full of microtransactions. Now they're making a carbon copy of Destiny.

Is being a Dev so fun and comfy ?

That one dude had pure Bong tier teeth.

>PvPvPvEvPvPvP

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IT'S A NEW GENRE
>it's fucking fps

>i-it's really quite different

not yet, gotta be just around the corner

>PvEvP is new

What a fucking gay trailer lmao

>Only 380 replies
lmao video games are dead

yo where are the videogames?

>EGS
hard pass

What the fuck is this garbage? It's just yet another Sony circlejerking event like the VGAs.

Videogames fucking sucks, jesus christ.

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>it's another PvPvE FPS
These things always hilariously bomb.

>epic

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CAN WE HAVE A COMFY THREAD PLEASE

What's that time in EST?

based

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I really want Geoff to start reassuringly stroking this guy's arm

It looks like fucking shit

Have sex

where's sega

Are you fucking kidding me lmao

Bros I'm losing motivation

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>quite the risk
>generic shooter

KSP2 has a Steam page.

store.steampowered.com/app/954850/Kerbal_Space_Program_2/

Why western games are so shit?

holy shit that guy sounds broken

oh lordy

>Online looter game

Anything noteworthy so far?
>Thinking you can make a new genre
Even kojimbo can't do that

> big shoutout to epic

>Iā€™m not like most vidya
>Chink freeware
Lmao

Minecraft has had PvP and PvE combined for years.

>COMPLETELY NEW GENRE NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE
yikes..

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>For the players
>Ses EGS exclusive
OH NO NO NO!!!!

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Ninja Gaiden and Mecha games never ever

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Stop buying them to live out your fantasies yurotard.

Every game is shit, video games are just not for me any more it seems, nor are they developed for me

So long.

>shoutout to Epic for all their help

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>PvPPvEvPEEvEPvPvE

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>Loot game shooter means it's destiny or borderlands

I have Yea Forums sometimes

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>carbon copy of Destiny
Looked like Firefall to me. Which failed for a number of reasons.

You know your event is bad when fucking NINTENDO won with a MICROSOFT PORT.

Thanks Tim!

>independent
>EGS
sure buddy

What the fuck bros I thought this was supposed to be better than E3?

FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC

>EGS
guess its gonna underperform then

That trailer is gayer than me wearing my chastity cage right now

>life is pedo 2

>life is hella gay

I feel angry
>Innovative
> New

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Can y'all have sex?

OH BOY

LIFE IS STRANGE

NO!

>taking "risks"
>get a bazillion yuan from EGS

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Imagine having this shit of a product that you can't even describe it without saying, it's "different"

redpill me on gamescom, do they ever announce good shit here?

>Geoff says there's lots of good german game devs

Name ONE good game made by a German dev

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>It looks good but I think they had people play poorly on purpose.
Well this trailer is very obviously a Velkhana showcase where we get to see how she moves and what her abilities are. If it was a true gameplay or weapon showcase, they would make the player do cool stuff like in all the other ones

>EGS

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BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!

What did I miss?

I forgot that Life is spic was still a thing.

>its fucking nothing

>Life is Cringe

Source?

V E R G I L
E
R
G
I
L

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I forgot LiS2 even existed.

>life is strange
ffs

>Life is Strange
bluh

Sounds like you should get that checked out

Life is gay bullshit again

>gacha brainlet tard
Ok

>LiS 2
Lmao no one fucking cares about this game, even people who liked the first one.

Free advertisement

Have they shown any games yet

>life is tumblr

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>No e

>Life is Tumblr

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That was the face of a man who knows his game is going to bomb.

>Life is strange
I SLEEP

Life is gay

>Life is Soi

Well this looks like soulless cash-grab if I ever saw one, completed with soulless devs.

Of course they continue the franchise with nigga characters after hipster girls.

NEW HITMAN STUFF WHEN
I WANT ME FOOTAGE

8 A.M.?

>Thank Epic for their bravery
KEK

because all they do is revive dead franchises

hooray more swede-core

holy shit i didn't expect much but this show just plains sucks so far

i think 90% of videogames are just not for me anymore. that shitty overwatch looking game by yager was the last straw, going to wait for death stranding and then do something else but i wish geoff the fucking faggot is going to wait until the last moment to show us death stranding

>still no BFBB:R

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>life is wowzer

>Movie games

Someone sum up this shit show so far I had to eat.

>more life is strange bullshit

at least they didnt show streamers overreacting this time

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>life is shit 10
cool

Gothic?

Explain this.

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nan mais qu'est ce que c'est cette merde? si c'est ca le jeu video en 2019, j'arrete, c'est dla marde

The still haven't finished this season?
Hasn't it been out for over a year now?

>LiS
God I fucking hate these new "adventure" games

>this voice acting

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Jesus christ this looks bland

Has Capcom showed Dragons Dogma 2 yet? If not, all this can fuck right off.

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why are the mods so trash? sticky that motherfucker!

>yager
cool.
>not spec ops
okay.
>it's a shoot'em, loot'em, free to pley'em trash
Fuck.
>they call it new genre but it's just The division
FUCK

Time to take an enormous shit the size of Shanghai. This is boring.

>jesus will save you
Will he?

Life is Strange games need to be permanently deleted and their fans need to be shot dead
Also did they show any Elden Ring yet?

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based sue lover

Life is Dranks

Gothic, Crysis, Settlers, Anno

THANK YOU SWENEEEEEEEEY FOR THE FREE GAMES!

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STANDING

Snake?

If I had known Gamescom was gonna start like this, I would've done the dishes already!

X3 terran conflict

>people thought this would be better than e3

>all these PS4 logos in games that are not exclusive
Jesus Christ, that company is fucking pathetic.

literally me

no max no play

...

what happened to the video games

Great, Life is Movie 2.

Just bring back the lesbians again or dont even try.

It's possible for sure it goes exclusive, but funny to put it up right away

Far cry, Crysis, Spec Ops: The line, Hunt Showdown, Gothic 1+2

SHAWUN

>that retarded eyepatch

He's already made the money

>Social anxiety intensifies

Based

>life is soi

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10 bucks says this series will turn into tranny fest at some point.

there weren't any in the last like 10 years

t. German

>tfw we wont see Digimon Survive because normies will literally die if they see anything that isnt a gun or a sport

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Based NTR bro

She liked the minimalist aesthetic

Hey, remember when Life is Strange was about time travel?

>"NOBODY CAN STOP ME!"
>gets hit in the face with a fucking lead pipe

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Life is strange Demon edition

CAPCOM PLEASE

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sticky

KOJIMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE STICKY NOW

Wtf Commanche? I bought Geforce3 ti for 4th. It was shit, it wasn't sim at all.

JESUS BAD
GOD EBIL
EPIC NEW CONCEPTS

>/pol/

>sticky
based mods

KOJIMA IS HERE FINALLY FUCK

HIDEO AND KOJIMA ARE HERE

STICKY

UNTER
ALTER
B A C H

>interactive movies
>games

KOJIMA
O
J
I
M
A

Hideo Memejima

Kojima is in the building.

>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY

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>The thread is now a sticky.
ALSO KOJIMA IN THE HOUSE

>Sticky
Time to bail.

Post belly or fuck off

IS IT FINALLY COMING

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OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>sticky
OH FUGG

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WE STICKY NAO

Post Senjougahara, she is the cutest

POSTING IN A STICKY

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DON'T LEAVE. KOJIMA's HERE

WE STICKY NOW

>The thread is now a sticky.
based nigger mods 40 minutes late

STICKY

A s s

Civilization?

STICKY

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>GUYS, GUYS, MY HUSBANDU IS HERE :3 !!!

POSTING IN A STICKY

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HMKD?

BOUT TIME THAT STICKY CAME

it wont be announced for at least a year
maybe e3 2020

KOJIMBO IS ON THE STAGE

also epic exclusive kek
thank god i'm not interested in multiplayer trash

Dorito Pope has to announce Kojima is in the building to get everyone's attention

FNALLY

>FIDEO KOJANGLES IS HERE
OH SHIT

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>sticky
fucking finally

HIDEO & KOJIMA ARE IN DA HOUSE

SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA

REMEMBER KOJIMA GUYS? HE'S HERE PLEASE KEEP WATCHING

HIDEO KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Sticky
BASED MODS = GODS

HE'S IN THE BUILDING

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>humankind
it's mankind

>Sticky
BASED

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no joke, its happening death stranding is epic exclusive....

>getting personal texts from Kojima himself
Imagine

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>sticky
based

>sticky
Finally.

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More like what if you could rewrite the history of this conference.

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>sticky
about time

Will this guy ever stop sucking Kojima's dick?

Toastan in an epic bread

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POSTING IN A STICKY

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This is about on par with the average Microsoft conference. I would honestly believe this WAS a Microsoft conference if not for MonHun

>some janky Dark Souls rip of that plays even clunkier
>a co-op shooter from 2009
>a Destiny ripoff
>a game for 15yo girls

>KOJIMA

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There are like 4 gamescom threads up already letā€™s shift to an existing one dude

kojibro will be here any minute now

KOJIMA IS THERE

HE TEXTS WITH GEOFF

BASED

Sweet sweet jesus, share the source!

Well it wasnt really time travel it was more akin to rewinding time

HE"S HERE

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>Amplitude studios
This might actually be good

>Poritos Dope says Kojimbo's name
>instant sticky

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holy shit this sucks, I guess they'll put Kojima at the end of this shitshow

Farewell friend. AlƔmenƫ

>Kojima
>Sticky
ITS HAPPENING BROS

>this perfect breeding material is for girls only

POSTING IN A STICKY

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>kojima arrives
>thread immediately stickied
cant make this shit up lmao

UNGA BUNGA

SOON

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VIDEOGAMES

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TOOK YOUR FUCKING TIME

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Is this a game about the Geico Cavemen making electro music?

Not an Endless game?

This is a neat Geico commercial

KOJIMA IS HERE
KOJIMA IS HERE
KOJIMA IS HERE

>Geiko: The game

What

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CLAIMING MY 5 WIVES
t. Fuutarou

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You best start believing in stickies, boiiii

Yer in one

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geico commercial

pvpvevp
now on chink store
pray for free white pig and remember to buy loot boxes

Realized I hate video games after watching this trash.

EDM: It's so easy a Caveman could do it.

POSTING IN EPIC STICKY

this isnt the AAA sega game... right..?

FINALLY A STICKY HOLY SHIT

OMG I LOVE YOU HACK OMGGGGGG HIDEO HACKJIMA IS BASEEEEEED

WE STICKY NOW

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

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TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

>scientist DJ caveman

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Dat soundtrack

edm caveman game sure

Based.

ME OOGA

POSTING IN STICKY

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FUCKING STICKY

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KOJIMA IS A FUCKING HACK

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

Ok, who let the heroin addict in the DJ booth?

>here's what Europeans will look like in 20 years and its beautiful

nice song

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PLEASE

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nigga's playing orochimaru's theme on the keyboard

>synthwave caveman
Based

Is that a scruffy Steve Aoki?

I doubt they're showing Elden Ring

ctrl-f smash one deleted post.

shaking my heads faggots

>sticky at last

MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS

>WUT IF CAVEMAN HAD COMPUTAH
Bravo

geiko caveman!

New civ already?

sticky my dicky uwu

>What if you could rewrite human history
Congratulations, your game is now banned in China

and dropped...

WOW THAT GAME LOOKS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL

>How far will you push humankind?
>shows space monkey
I am confused here

Finally, jesus
toasting in the epic sticky

I NEED MORE MOTIVATION

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I guess SEGA wants some Civ money

I don't like niggers.

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>THIS IS THE SEGA GAME

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>peak humanity is a druggie playing a cheap T&F remix in a spaceship

TRIARII

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE US FROM THIS TRAVESTY OF A CONFERENCE KOJIMA SAN!!!

PLAY IT AGAIN GRUG

uh

>oh btw hideo kojima has just arrived in the building

Do they even expect that 20 year olds would know that literal who.

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>Humankind

You mean Mankind?

That's straight up looks like Civ

haha

>INB4 disappointment.

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RANDY NO

Damn this new 4x from amplitude looks good

>These sick beats
How can sapes even compete?

What

You don't go from that to....that.

>Civilization clone

Why bother

>it was just a Civ clone

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NO MAXINE = NO B U Y

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BASED

WW STICKY BOYS

Never EVER

good job sega, it sucks

KOJIMA SAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
I REPEAT

>humankind

I clapped for this non-gendered theme.

>humankind
Might as well just call it "totally not civilization"

Synthcave

mods were just waiting for kojima

>Boredomredditlands

yup, Humankind is a poor man's Civ confirmed

>Borderlands 3

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>that popping

i'm not following gamescom, anything of interest happened?

I don't want to tell my parents but, I love sucking cock.

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B O R I N G
O
R
I
N
G

I-cannot-believe-it's-not-Civ

>No randy
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BORDERLANDS???!

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BADASSLANDS 3

>NO RANDY

LMAO

As someone who is currently playing Civ 5, that looks exactly like Civ 5.

Amplitude is taking over Civilization
firaxis is finished

> not randy

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no u

>should it be space caveman Rock Band?
>nah just make Civ5 again haha

Randy couldn't make it :(

>gearbox

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Where the fuck is STALKER?

>SWJLANDS 3

WE
WANT
RANDY

NOOOOOOOO

>we can play with your favourite toy
based, I always wanted to build Mugenbine candy toys with a girl

HE

trannylands 3

DON'T SAY HE THIS TIME

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WHAT WAS ANNOUNCED SO FAR

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Is Nintendo here?

>bl3

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Pissbreak time

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RANDY YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT, SHE'S JUST A CHILD RANDY!!!!!!!!!!

>GOTYLANDS 3
About time

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Get this 12 year old boy out of this video games thread

but it still has the word "man"

Please fucking tell me that wasn't the AAA title.

YOOOOOOOOOO KOOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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been replaying this, still great

At least it's not Randy this time.

>they refuse to bring on randy
have they finally learned better?

BORDERKEKS

Thank god they didn't bring Randy out

>Cid Mayo's Humankind

Fuck this, ill watch the death stranding trailer later

But Kojima is the most westaboo of them all, you fool.

Randy has gotten fat

thread is moving so fast nobody will notice the poster below me is a cute girl who noticed you

Where's Randy Bobandy?

>HEY PAUL

I love _____!

BoringLands3

Woah, Borderlands!!

CLAIM YOU'RE WAIFUS

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Comfy Yea Forums thread.
Gonna make food and put on my stockings. What are you gonna eat Yea Forums?

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>Gearbox
Epic and, dare I say, badass

BADASS 3

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>muh hexagon grid
Has there ever been a lazier way to do things.

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>Gets fucked by old faceless, man
Based

>Borderlands 3

NO NO NO
SHOW A FUCKING VIDEO GAME ALREADY

THIS IS FUCKING GARBAGE

>Borderlands 3
>Hype "crowd"
>People near the camera not even clapping

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Kerbal Space Program 2

>borderlands 3
Next game please

>HE

DON'T MISGENDER THE FUCKING ROBOT CIS SCUM

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Sega revealed nonCivilization.

HERE BEFORE 1000 POSTS
I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING KOJIMA HAS TO SAY
#BASED

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>another space game

no man sky 2

WHERE MY EVERSPACE BROS AT

GENDER

oh shi-

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fuck off weeb

>yfw posting on an ebin sticky

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I don't know man. I don't know.

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FAKE CORPORATE HYPE

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AMR a shit
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Oh hey, Everspace 2.

MODS

>not rockstar

Unironically loving synthwave scientist DJ caveman

Not today, Zion-Don

>everspace
holy shit it's something

more

can't believe you're going to go on vacation for this slag

Check these trolled dykes

EVERSPACE 2 EPIC EXCLUVISE GET FUCKED STEAMIES

jokes on you i think edelgard sucks

seikai, desu

everspace and ksp2 look cool

do a barrel roll

Finally a good game

>EVERSPACE 2
BASED

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best posts itt

EVERSPACE 2

EVERSPACE LMAO WHAT

This board's only problem is overmoderation. So many fun threads get deleted for no reason. It creates a serious, funless atmosphere that's death to a site like this.

Everspace?

When will asuka get a videogame

Manga is infinitely better than the show, but ep11 is a good chunk better
It's also the best romcom around

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He is impressed.

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yeah its called kh3 gummi missions NEXT

Flagship of my heart.

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Yea Forums said this would be good.

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NIGGERS

WHOAAAAA LOVECRAFT IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!

Can't believe this hasn't been based yet.

Case in point.

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Fuck you, but I kek at this everytime

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What in the goddamn

EU funding is rolling in and krautcore is starting to boom

OH NO NO NO HOW WILL REBEL GALAXY INCELS RECOVER

whats with all these shit games?

the makoto

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MAGURO-071
Nishimura Nina
Retards literally can't use google, jesus

any better newcomer in the past 2 years than Misty Queen? can't stop watching her bros

Chris Roberts on suicide watch.

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NO ONE

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why

Everspace 2 looks fucking dope though.

ok this does actually look cool

based

Its starfox
But with nothing on it only "realism"

lmao who cares about this when star citizen is coming

EVERBASED

good taste

Can we get a new ip with non fucking garbage gameplay for once

fuck

Too bad I wanted to see the massive cucklord

>have to go to shower and go to work in an hour
>mfw I might miss something important while I'm away

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(sp)ace combat

>sticky
>only 1000 replies

Holy shit, gamescom is dead.

i'd be impressed if they showed Aquanox3

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>Everspace
>Not Freelancer 2

Fuck off

YOU KNOW ANONS THAT TAKE TWO INTERACTIVE IS A MAFIA ORGANIZATION!!! IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST, YOUR MOMA WILL GET RAPED BU THE MAFIA!!

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>2021
Oh nonononono

>2021
LMAO

This was anounced hours ago.

>2021

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>Steam
i will now buy your game

>2021
but that's like 10 years away

based

YAAAAAAAAAAAS I'M FUCKING EXCITED FOR BORDERLANDS 3ā„¢, BROS!!! LETS LAUGH TO THE SEETHING STEAMCELS LMAO

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>more vehicle games

IS THIS NO MANS SKY BUT WITH LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO

it looks soooooooooo empty

>Indie game
>Revealing two years before release.

Nonko.

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I accidentally cut into it with a kitchen knife earlier today.

>Steam
based
>2021
oof yikes

What was that circle shit about? I missed it mostly

every time i see this gif i keep thinking it's bibo

>local indie dev styles on No Man's Sky more at 11

Get a bf instead :)

Nice, Everspac
>2021
what the fuck

>steam
>no egs
GET FUCKED

Oh boy, a generic arcade space shooter.

kojima never made a single good game

>steam logo
I guess they realize that EGS won't be around in 2021

Post YFW so far

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WITCHER 3 ON GAMECUBE

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woah what game is this

>2 years away
Dead on arrival

THOSE GRAPHICS LMAO

HOLY SHIT THIS IS CRUSTY

>that image
i believe you

is that witcher 3 for the n64?

> WITCHER KINO

>Switcher 3

dat quality

>2021

NOBODY WILL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO FUCKING SEE IT HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT

looks fun
>2012

NICE QUALITY NINTENDO

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for real?

>EVIL GENIUS 2

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SWITCHER

almost freelancer 2

being alive is suffering

>witcher 3 again

WITCHER 3 ON SWITCH WAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH WE WIN IT AGAIN BROS

>240p gameplay

For me, it's Valmet.

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WITCHER 3 ON SWITCH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wonder how soft her breasts and pussy is.

give me cyberpunk you polish bastards

2021
LOL

EVERSPACE 2 2021 FUCK

>No EGS
OOF

this is shit lmao

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Mmmmm ports

FUCK TAKE TWO

OI BLOODY HELL IT'S A WITCHA

test

We know about this already.

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>switch logo
>120p gameplay footage
holy shit

a chier CEST A CHIER

>2020+1

KINOCHER3

OH NO NO NO THE PIXELS THE SMUDGE

I want a rythm spacegame with him, not some Civ knockoff

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>Rockfish supposed to be coming out with a non-roguelike game similar to everspace
>It's just everspace 2

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>witcher 3
really why

MY EYES

more pls

>just showing Switcher 3 again
for what purpose

AHAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT

>THOSE SWITCH GRAPHICS

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the switcher

GERALDO GERALDO GERALDO GERALDO GERALDO

will she get BLACKED?

>a game that has virtually nothing but its graphics going for it on the switch with shit graphics now
genius

Dear god this looks fucking horrendous.

Nice voxel graphics.

I love the Switch and TW3 but please stop showing this blurry embarrassment.

>Shitch port of Witcher 3

OH SHIT I JUST WOKE UP WHAT DID I MISS?

lol is this a PS2 game

>show off Switch version of Witcher 3
> it's grainy and low res as fuck

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The Witcher big bing wahoo edition

>Only 40 minutes in

WITCHER 3 ON YOUR PHONE

>160p witcher
amazing

>SWITCHER
OH NO NO NO NO

IT LOOKS LIKE ASS

ITS THE SWITCHER!

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what ps3 game is this?

lol PS3 edition of Witcher 3

Witcher 3: Downgrade Edition

I'm actually really impressed they got it on the Switch.

UGLY

>Witcher 3 Swithc looking like SHIT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAH

muh eyes

witcher looks like trash on the switch
LOL

Let's have a toast

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>THESE FUCKING GRAPHICS

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>Witcher 3 on Switch
>Looks like ass
AHAHAHAHAHA

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Muh graphics fags incoming

Switcher 3 IS a fucking technical miracle.

Kojima

>witcher on switch
of course

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>he tweeted about it
Demon Edition is actually fucking happening lads

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>Switcher 3
Lmao

First game to get demastered?

the graphics match the gameplay

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Really hope this is good.

WHO THE FUCK HASN'T PLAYED THIS FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD GAME BY NOW

WHY THE FUCK RELEASE IT MORE

guys, somethings wrong with youtube. It says 1080p in the settings, but its showing me a 360p video. Help!

The witcher is aging like milk

Why do they think this is even acceptable?
YOU CAN SEE THE FPS DROPS.

>Those graphics

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Can't see how this warranted a sticky, snoring up a storm here. God this is boring.

>switcher

Retards who love hamster wheels.

>people posting ">2021"
It's literally 16 months away.

Are they serious with this shit? Holy fuck. xD It looks awful.

nice ps2 game

Can we get a round of applause please for CD Projekt Red for their amazing port of the Witcher 3 to Switch? Yeah it looks like fucking garbage, but what a stunning technological achievement!

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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>only 1001 posts on a sticky
Yea Forums is truely dead

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that actually would've been cool, shame he's relegated to the trailer and nothing else (probably)

Nie, hehe

Best artist

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Why is this even being shown again?

Holy fuck, you could see all that pop in at the end lmao. Fucking hell.

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when will the real games be shown?

>Playstation 2 graphs

TOUCAN SAM NOW ON SWITCH

>The switcher 3

Yep it looks like shit

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it looks bad, but let's be honest, if the game becomes bad for being ugly, then it wasn't a good game to begin wiht

earn that ninten money geoff

Witcher 360p looks so bad xD
nintendo cucks on suicide watch

It looks so fucking bad ahahahahahhaha

360p switch with pop in :O :O :O I LOVE SWITCH

look good at 480p

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lol wtf?

game of the generation now on the shitch

A game releasing late may be eventually good, a game releasing early will be bad forever.

show me that whole ass

oh man
at least you only lost half your nail and not the entire finger

JESUS THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NINTENKEKS

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>Fifa

crickets

....

KEK NINTENBABY CAN WASTE HIS MONEY ON THIS SHIT

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH

>FIFA
Piss break.

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This looks like when I had to chuck out graphical features like Jack The Ripper for my games to run on my old busted PC.
Christ, Switch is like 2 gens behind on hardware.

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Newfag

The base is gonna be multi-leveled with elevators and shit

>Fifa 20
>Dead fucking silence

>feefur

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>Fifa

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>fifa 20
Fuck EA

240p stream

>Fifa 20
fuck off

>switch

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Is witcher 3 the new skyrim?

>That'll be the only nintendo reveal here
god FUCK

SWITCH GRAPHICS LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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>we're gonna talk about FIFA 20
>silent crowd
kek

Why though, switch should be able to do better than that

SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

why was the bandai namco logo on the witcher 3 trailer?

>FIFA 20

FUCKING KILL ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASEEEEE

OH BOY SPORTS

>FIFA 20
>............woo
Euros unimpressed with EA's nonsense

>FIFA
youtube.com/watch?v=BYwqjCj6kgc

FOOTIE

>those graphics

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oh boy time to hear about copy paste sports game #9214

FIFFFFAAAA SPIC BROS WHERE YA AT!?!

> now we are talking about fifa20!
> silence

FIFA can't even get applause in fucking Europe

>fifa 20
>nobody cheers


based

The Switcher

literally nobody cares about fifa

OMG OMG ANOTHER PORT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Fifa

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F O O T B A L L

Witcher 3 only good thing is the graphics.

>now we talk about fifa
>silence
>in germany

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>can't go back and grab deleted images anymore because the archive is dead

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>nobody claps for fifa
>everybody loves fifa
Wew

GERALT IN SMASH

MMM MMPH I'M A NINTENCU CK AND I LOVE PORTS YES I SURE DO!

>FIFA

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>FIFA

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Yes but it's like playing DOOM on a fridge, it's cool it can be done but why would you play it there?

german crowd so cringe

time for SPORTS

Why does Yea Forums hate videogames?

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>YEAH FIFA
>*dead silence*
lmao

FIFA
I
F
A

>FIFA 20...
>no applause at all

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FIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>those pop ins
LMAO

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LIVE from the Bannerlord booth. After several attempts, journalists still unsuccessful at discerning a release date. Fans remain on edge.

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>fifa kickballfaggotshit

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FIFA 20 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

>Kerbal Space Program 2
They game we will never able to talk about it.

haha fucking fifa
crowd deadpan quiet

>NIIIIIIINNNNTENDOOOOO SWWWIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHHHHH

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when is ea going to realize we don't want fucking sports in our press conferences

suprise mechanic football

>another game for negroids

>Fifa 20
Wake me up in 5 minutes.

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>IT'S THE SWITCHER 3!!

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PEE BREAK

Okay I'm out

>fucking FIFA

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newfag

>FIFA 20!!!!
*silence*

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kek

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>POVERTY BALL

Oh NO NO NO

>FIFA
Jesus Christ kill me.

Good God this event is fucking boring.

I want an irl Valmet GF

>FIFA
Oh fuck off

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>audience in complete silence for Fifa 20

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FIFA NIGGERS YEAHHHHH
Is there anything good going to happen today or should I fuck off?

holy shit, switcher looked worse than a ps2 game

Not even the best girl from that show.

you could feel Geoff's pain when he said "everyone loves FIFA"

>fifa
We have a word for fifa palyers. It is "Kanaken".

>Geoff sounds so uninterested in the so far only Switch game
>suddenly enthusiastic about FIFA

So fucking cringe.

>switchfags WILL defend their atari jaguar downgrade of witcher 3

SNACK BREAK

GET YOUR SNACKS
GO PEE

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FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS

Geoff is the only man who can carry an event like this without cringe. Nobody clapped for FIFA and he handled it masterfully.

Where the fuck is Witchfire and Saints Row V

>FIFA
ugh

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>FIFA

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The absolute state

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nice shop

>your favourite clubs
Except for Juventus hahahahahahaha

Don't get my hopes up

YEAHHHHHHH BROOOOOOO FIFA

>fifa

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The switch is a joke for third party

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The Switcher 3

Cinematic 24 fps

TV-standard 640x480

SHOW ME S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

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wrong image sorry
meant to reply with this

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>fifa
I FUCKING SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>Fifa
>no one claps
mfw

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>nobody claps for fifa
>in krautland

I like my switch, i like Witcher 3 but this looks like utter shit and will probably only last an hour on handheld mode so it aint even worth it for the portability.

Sounds like they expected a big reaction to "FIFA".

Fuck EA.

>EA Fifa game
>complete silence from the audience
oof

VOLTA FOOTBALLL

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youtube.com/watch?v=yJIiSm6sgrE
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS

>Yea Forums is going to have a breakdown over the least believable leak in a long time
I hate all of you, but I love all of you.
Rude, though I don't entirely disagree. A:MR is a beautiful game, but also an extremely repetitive and boring. It feels really padded out and without direction a lot.
Still love McGee's Alice though.

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>Fifa

TSUUUUUUUUUUU!

FIFA STREET

>FIFA

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So far only Everspace 2 looked interesting for me.

3 remake? Where?

>ITS FIFA GUYS YOU LIKE THE FOOT ON THE BALL GAEM RIGHT
>No one gives a fuck in the audience not even europeans anymore

Based, EA is fucked

>fifa
>even germans give zero fucks

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Claimed

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Post your Gamescom battlestation

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>spic games

OMG football

That was one of the things I was really hoping for.

WOAH GUYS IT'S (NOT) FIFA STREET

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>Sterlel

he must've felt that complete silence

I honestly don't know why they bothered

youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0

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What did I miss?

based

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John Madden

People that go to those conventions are video game enthusiasts, not fucking casuals.

CLAP FOR FIFA YOU FILTHY EUROPEANS

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Imagine getting nothing but crickets from a European crowd talking about a toesphere game.

>*dead silence*
>everybody loves FIFA

People should make more fake Trump gaming tweets, they're hilarious.

>football
>football
>football
It's soccer you dumbass

Fuck FIFA.
Darkstalkers fucking when?

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that isnt footage that they would show. No way.

this site is finally dying thank you lord

>FIFA
Do sport niggers really need to be reminded Fifa comes out every year?

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Jill is mine!

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>FIFA
>narrative director

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Another gameshow another day where the words "Epic" and "Store" are not uttered in the same sentence out of fear of negative press.

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I just got up. Anything cool get revealed yet?

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>Fifa so bad even divegrassfag germany hate it

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nobody cares about your desk, faggot

>street football
LMAO embarassing

so no cyberpunk 2077 gameplay?fuck those polish pricks

this
*dabs*

post more cute cassandra

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what have I missed so far?

literally nothing, just move on

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*DAB*

we're already scrapping the barrel of the bottom

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i can already smell the huezillians playing this shit

I know you niggers hate video games, but so far I'm really hyped about KSP 2 and Everspace 2, what about you?

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SPIN THOSE CHAIRS

>normie chats are indistinguishable from most of Yea Forums
bros...

Give me the quick rundown, anything interesting at all? Digimon Survive? New Sonic game? Anything that isn't a shooter or a Switch port.

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Why are they pushing for that street football crap? No one is interested in that.

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>anything "street" about football
It's the most pussy sport ever.

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Bro just call in sick

The future

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(You) mean doxx ourselves like (You)?

based

Nigger music intensifies

>OH NO FIFA
>Last year, the purchase of Fifa points accounted for 11% of all EA sales (including purchases of games, and their own in game purchases).
>Thatā€™s roughly $500 million spent on Fifa points.

This is why they shill FIFA. They shill it because its a fucking cash cow.

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>SHADOW OF POTATO MOUNTAIN

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT PLEASE LET ME FUCKING DIE ALREADYYY

Since when is gamescon a thing?

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You sure love sucking Sony's dick even though they have literally nothing but multiplats, though.

There arenā€™t any good ones being shown yet. Terrible taste you stinking nog.

> those background graphics

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bold move to bring geralt into the spyro universe

Kerbal Space Program 2 and SEGA's making a Civilization clone

So they basically trying to shove Fifa Street into standard Fifa. It's like 10 years too late guys.

SHOW SOME ACTUAL FUCKING GAMES AAAAAA

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Why are they shilling for volta so hard? They abandoned fifa street themeselves years ago

Clearly PC, the Anti-Aliasing isn't nearly as fucked as switch.

>fifa still going

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now kiss

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Stream theme
youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptikEeAGY

Is there any paralympics game out there?

Cute pantsu

Cute nude girls.

>They added the USWNT
lmao incels BTFO

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*dabs*

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VOLTA FOOTBALL VOLTA VOLTA VFIFA VOLTA FOOTBALL VOLTA

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Not this you dumb nigger LOL

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You missed this!

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Based Hisone poster.

test

F I F A now with shit
civ clone and kerbal space game 2

remember
don't think about the stadium workers
don't think about the slavery
just clap for
football

where are the video games

Geralt is in FIFA
*dabs*

*dabs*
fuck you faggot

Sony wins again baby

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>had to cut to fake in-game clapping before the audience could be heard not clapping
LOL

Canā€™t wait for my team to get gunned down in the favelas

Oh fuck he knows about my "early hands"

EA legit killed their sports franchises with their ultimate team and lootbox bullshit, this crowd reaction is to be expected and I love it

>FIFA
>story mode
lol

look great on switch

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>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>FIFA story mode
>they didn't learn their lesson after The Journey flopped

are they running that shit with the Sims2 engine?

>Euros dont clap for Fifa
What bizzaro world am I in?

>xbox buttons
nice try

MAN KICK BALL
EYE CLAP

Kek,what do you think this is?

Half way through, rate right fucking now.

Just tuned in. What did I miss?

Cringe

FIFA is the real reason Playstation still dominates

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YOU GETTIN' DABBED ON NIGGA

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There's only 1 acceptable kind of "foot balls"

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GOOK DABBING ON YURO SOCCER FAGS

fucking third-worlders and europoors

TIANANMEN SQUARE

what am I looking at

The game likely isnt coming out on January 1st 2021. So its gonna be more than 16 months

Larry what the fuck is this shit

>another diversity driven story line in a sports game
end it

>men are bigger bitches than womyn
soccer lmfao

>FIFA 20 WORLD PREMIERE CLIP!

AND TO THINK PEOPLE WANTED TO KEEP LOOTBOXES AND THIS SHIT FUCKING ALIVE FUCK YOUUUUU

Why do sports games take more time to show off at these shows than other games?

what animu is this?

>it's still going

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Why are you posting your own art in this videogame board? Like barely anyone cares.

This bitch empty
YEET
*dab*

Jesus christ, even the fucking Jap women in EA games are fucking disgusting-looking goblinos.

This sucks.

Gears 5

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YEAH YEAH YEAH

>Everyone looks like a fucking alien
What the actual fuck

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IS THAT KOJIMBO?

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Fifa pandering to china. Gaming is over.

SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

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>xbox controller
try harder kiddo

Fuck FIFA, I'm gonna buy some chocolate

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

get dabbed on nerd

this is gay
>/alter/cuck mind

oh man, look at how cool that animated character is bouncing an imaginary ball in precisely the way the game programmed him to be.

KSP 2 has already made this day far better than I expected

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holy fuck what is that goblina

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hate football so much

these are literally playstation 2 graphics what the fuck

that was fucking hilarious

>not even gameplay
IMPRESSIVE

This is cringe

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

what the fuck was that

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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is this shit like e3?

HOW COOL IS THIS

who though this was a good idea?

You mean bloomers?

>MASS EFFECT FACES

OH NO NO NO NO

DESTINY 4

Is this the stupid shit Euros really enjoy?

Mamimi till the end of time

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

hey how cool is this?!?
>EA

There's videos of people opening dozens upon dozens of the most expensive lootboxes to proof that the drop rate for the rarest players are rigged.
It's insane.

look at those canadians

why are developers so out of touch

THATS IT ?

WHAT THE FUCK

What was it?

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They used Mass Effect Andromeda Facialanimations

Tokyo Games Show cant come soon enough.

what the fuck tamamo

What's wrong, Yea Forums?
Don't you like football?

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Made to be fucking raped. God that body

Thats just Americans in general.

Dear god..

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>FIFA

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I hate soccer and I'm an Euro

>zero squash and stretch on the ball
wow that looks so crappy, like what a ps2 games would do

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>NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY

cinematics will probably be letterboxed FMVs

did fireden die or something?

HEY HOW SHIT IS THIS?

These fucking FIFA face animations are nightmare fuel. I though this shit made billions of dollars. Why does it look so bad

>Fifa game
>No whites
Well done, EA.

Whatever, just put them in my mouth

>has xbox prompts
it's pc on lowest settings retard

I hope you mean Chiquita, otherwise you're fucking dead to me.

Kojima will say Gutenu Tarrg

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EL GOBLINA

PODRACING

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Hey, Yea Forums...

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Vox-chan is my waifu.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

are they even trying?

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this should be illegal to market

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>the gameplay trailer is just a cinematic of some ugly chink juggling while canned "whoohooo" play in loop
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

damn

Autistic one

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SCAM CITIZEN

>Not actual gameplay
Always a good start

fucking china

oh em gee

>sticky
FINALLY
>fifa

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

Fifa's target audience doesn't pay attention to game conferences, it's only there for share holders.

>474707047
wtf

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now this is what I call pod racing

*dabs*

WIPEOUT

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK ME!

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This is so fucking boring.

>how cool is this
Not very, actually.

>WATCHING YOUNGYEA'S STREAM
>DISGUSTED FOR ASIANS

>not kaguya
no one else is as synonymous with spacejin

don't do it

KEK

WTF

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

>STORYMODE IN FIFA

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Moot!

Is this the shitshow?

where is the pokefag recapping shit?

...

Fucking hell that's the stuff. I love that ass

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What did I miss? Now that we finally have sticky

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now this is podracing

HOLY SHIT STAR WARS EPISODE 1 POD RACER

>sticky
>only 1000 replies
Is Yea Forums fuckin dead?

claiman maho

It's a company that exists off of selling IDEAS

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it nuked Yea Forums and /vg/ boards,as well as some others

WHAT THE FUCK

Oh shit nigger we /m/ now

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>here's this thing that's not destiny even though it looks exactly like destiny

I already called in sick last week due to a shite hangover and July fucked my bank account.

SCI-FI FALLOUT 76 IS HERE

>another Destiny/Anthem

is this a new anthem DLC ?

HAPPY FEET

just posting a prank

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>new archive doesn't save deleted images

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHER EIS FIREDEN

>replying to your own post
sad

Nah, this is THE shishow.

HALO 2

HALO : DESTINY

>that transition into shit generic gameplay after the CGI

laughing my ass off haha

the fuck is this garbage

someone will fall for this

>escort your dipshit friends around: the game

WTF this looks cool

Trump tweet warning about Yea Forums posts killing anons' mothers

STICK 'EM UP THIS IS A ROBBERY!

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I don't care about Death Stranding but I hope Kojima shows up soon and ends this boring show.

>quips
just fuck off already

Hey :)

>not anthem

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I HATE NIGGERS

sassy black robot

> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY

Its not developers who are. Its publishers. I work for a large multinational video game company and its just a job to me. I come in and do what I'm told.

wh-what?

No

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Jesus this looks lame

Gay normalfag detected.

GRAND THEFT AUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Women soldiers completely break my immersion, even in futuristic scenarios, go ahead, call me an incel

We've seen:
>Gears 5
>Comanche
>DCL The Game
>NFS Heat (with a shitty mobile app you can download)
>Kerbal Space Program 2
>Little Nightmares 2
>Predator Hunting Grounds
>Monster Hunter World Iceborne
>The Cycle
>Life is Strange 2 episode 4
>Humankind
>Borderlands 3
>Everspace 2
>The Witcher 3 on Switch
>FIFA 20
>Desintegration

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I just got here. What did I miss? I only care about Final Fantasy VII Remake

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destiny-anthem-podracing
at least the robots look ok

Vidya is dead.

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OH DIOS MIO
LA CREATURA

>TOTALLY NOT DESTINY WE SWEAR HAHA BUY IT haha free weekend pls play

>Another sci-fi multiplayer

God...

>BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Fuck off with this shit already

UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOT

I love Kirino

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Is it !notDestiny or !notHalo?

Bitch

SASSY BLACK WYMEN

I thought that was fucking Destiny.

update 4chanx dummy

One more hour to go...

looked like fucking hot garbage.

That looks EXACTLY like Destiny.

wow it's the music with the epic chord progression and cool tactical ad libs

what in the fuck

I HATE QUIPS! I HATE FUCKING QUIPS!

>robo chick
S O L D

>Whedon quips
Fuck...

SASSY BLACK WOMAN!

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>Volta

Dead after 2 months. People only care about Ultimate Team now

God damn, nothing but shitty, generic western games.
All these shitty shooters with tacked on RPG elements and GaaS models and retarded shitty Marvel quippy cinematics are making me want to kill myself.
Also, this is another EGS exclusive.

>another clone of destiny/anthem
jesus fucking christ, who the fuck asks for these

mooooooooooooooooooooot

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What happened to Fireden? Why are they no longer hosting Yea Forums and /vg/?

mite b cool
But probably won't, and will probably have a bunch of retarded shit happen between now and release

>mecha
not bad, i expect gameplay

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Just got home, did I miss anything cool?

>Disintegration
Looks alright.

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more more more

Is this Anthem? like jesus fucking christ what a dull shitty concept , how many times can they make the same fucking game.

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You wish
Its another pew pew gaem

I legit assumed that was a new Destiny 2 expansion until they showed the name.

WHAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>QUIRKY BLACK WOMAN

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another epic exclusive

>2020

REST IN FUCKING PEACE 2019, NOBODY BROUGHT GAMES FOR THIS YEAR NOBODYYYY

>PC

HOLLLLLYY SHIT BLOODBORNE 2

>space fortnite
lol

>disintegration
Doomed to fail.

This is fucking boring.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>""PC""
Lol

>asymmetrical multiplayer
That's never fun.

TAMAMOMIND

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tanks user

Destiny 3: Halo

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>Bootleg Destiny L4D failed abortion

I hope Death Stranding and Metal Gear make up for this shit

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shit

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game looks like shit
blame the new archive not having a cp filter

>Halestiny


I sleep

>title drops
Are you meaning to tell me that wasn't fucking Destiny?

WHY DOES ALL WESTERN SCI-FI LOOK AND SOUND THE SAME

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Will STALKER 2 be here?

People linking to pages upon pages of copy/pasted EGS shilling really got in Tim Sweeney's way so he ordered to pull the plug.

Geoff is finally starting to age

Will Kojima save the show bros?

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8man pls

NIGGER ROBOT

MGS announcement coming
twitter.com/MondoNews/status/1163524051928801280?s=19

lmao EU is tough crowd compared to american E3 audience. They hardly cheer or clap for anything.

WTF FIREDEN DOESNT HAVE Yea Forums ANYMORE

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>(you)

> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE

Go away

why the fuck did Ryozo cuck us so hard with that Iceborne trailer? Just had to show Brachydios for fucks sakes

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OOOOHHHH MY GOOD SO HYPE ANOTHER ONLINE MULTIPLAYER SCI-FI SHOOTER RPG HYBRID!!! HOOLY FUCK BROS HOLY FUCK I CANT BROS THIS IS SO EPIC

>tired and hungry
This conference was a mistake.

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DISTINTERGRATIONY

>robot girls

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>metal gear
Cmon now

like
nothing
you've
ever
played
before

I thought the leather strap was a leash for a second. I am upset.

>Western games
zzzzzzz

>>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images
>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images

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>Most generic looking game possible
>NOBODY HAS DONE THIS BEFORE

My interest is disintegrating all right

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Oh look, it's the generic sci-fi FPS #6328

if this is the state of videogames in 2019 i don't want to be a part of it.

>always online MP FPS
>it's nothing like you've ever played before
STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS
WE'VE ALL PLAYED DESTINY

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>FUCKING MARCUS LEHTO
>WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE HALO!!!???

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Anyone else here in girl's clothes right now

I fucking hate how Americans speak and how Americans black speak is so ubiqutous, you CANNOT escape it anywhere. Americans ruined all gaming.

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lmao im on some random nip stream he said all these game looks the same

Go to any culture, Scifi is pretty bland

>space fortnite
and also horny

VEE
HICKLE

>Yea Forums gets a sticky
>only a 1000 posts
Yea Forums is dead

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BIOWARE MASS EFFECT 3 CHARACTER MODEL RIGGERS GOT A NEW JOB IT SEEMS

>Everything is Destiny
RENT FREE

this NOT ok

based?

Another Destiny clone.

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wow really quirky characters haha this is so me

based keep going user

bros... when's titanfall?

The only reason we are here

more of her fat FUCKING ass I meant

Apparently, a whole lot of times.

Did anything happen with stadia?

a cutie or not?

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I see blackscreen only
Is this normal?

COPY AND PASTE INFINITELY AND THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING CONFERENCE SO FAR ALSO NOTHING IS COMING THIS FUCKING YEAR NOTHING

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We don't even clap at movies, or when a pilot lands a plane.

it looks interesting.

>dude suicide is cool haha
fuck tkmiz, tranny ass

like nothing we played before huh?
BRUH YOUR GAME IS DESTINY 3

...so, like Battlezone and Uprising that came out decades ago?

>muh talent
lmao DOA

is this bait

>GTAV is already 100 years old

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GIVE ME THE NAME YOU LITTLE SHIT
SPOONFEED ME NOW

Yes, go back to wherever you came from.

wtf is a gamescum

What are the chances Death Stranding PC is announced?

>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS

My negro of perfect tastes.

no I haven't

we're 16 games in to 25 games total.

New archive? Are you talking about yuki.la?

this is the worst b8 I've ever seen

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What's wrong with quips?

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>2019
>image swap bug still not fixed
This shit has been around for so long now when is it going to finally get fixed?

>its not a mmo but a controlled squad of AI
ok at least it may be interesting

Based Lennifag

I didn't

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>Escort Mission The Game

westren games are a fucking joke

Asuka's game when?

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E3 audience always has plenty of dev staff in the audience

SHES FUCKING MINE

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i ran out of ass pics

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I FUCKING SKIPPED A DAY OF WORK FOR THIS SHIT!
JUST

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NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

KOISHI GOING TO AN ADVENTURE !!

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>internet crapped out the entirety of it
ahh fuck

There is one way.

GOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
GOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
GOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
GOOOOOOOOOLDBERG

because they don't understand english

Wow based

Games seem to be shrinking rather then getting bigger, I have never been so apathetic at the future of video games.

NO WAY

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Bring it on, bitch.

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That's a 6/10 at most.

Disintegration more like Disinterested

>disintegration
more like Disinterested amirite?

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We aint gonna get Silksong Release date aint we?

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reads news articles word for word verbatim
makes 200+, 10 minute videos on the same topic with every video being exactly the same just worded ever so slightly
takes 4 minutes recapping what he said in the last video and not adding anything new to the current video
repeats the same buzzwords muh "PREDATORY BUSINESS PRACTICES"
has never played most of the games he criticizes
has no original input except for further spewing brain dead gamers rise up nonsense
is seen as an honest and epic games journalist by idiots who don't know how to form their own opinions

>FIFA BAD YONG SAID SO
fuck off retards

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>more shooters
snore

never ever
apex ate it

Rude

more like normies hate egs

just got here

WHAT DID I MISS???
H
A
T

D
I
D

I

M
I
S
S
?
?
?

> ROBOTS
> ROBOTS
> ROBOTS
> ROBOTS
> ROBOTS

newfag

Based

Cringe

New Darksiders? Already? I thought the last game flopped so hard it was basically the end of this franchise

I see blackscreen only
NORMAL???

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BROS GOTHIC 1 REMASTER WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN TWENTY MINUTES

Source: me, I'm going on stage in 20 minutes

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THIS EVENT FUCKING SUCKS

Why is Western gaming so soulless?

no games

>THQNORDIC

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THESE GAMES ARE SHIT!

ALL SHIT!

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THQNORDIC

Yeah she cute

Okay, this is epic.

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Nevermind. I found it. Mods you can close the thread now.

i want to nuke western games

WHERE ARE THE JAP GAMES?

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SPEAR
JACKHAMMER
1 2 3

Just look at the title you dummy

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>stream chat cant decide if its Halo/Destiny/anthem

ITS LIKE ITS ALL FROM THE SAME WESTERN SƓY ASSHOLE

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BRING KOJIMBO YOU FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>we

Lads what if, right,

Halo was never much good in the first place?

Interdimensional Chikuwa hunting game

canceled

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when are we gonna see my daughter Tina?

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youtube.com/watch?v=tcHqbLwAWx8

TIFA4LIFE

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Shut the fuck up or pull your dick out Karenposter

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mobile darksiders fucking NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im glad this ugly dyke died
she was cringe

we Germans don't have the emotional capacity to clap

How does this look so bad in 2019? We had better faces in 2004.

>darksiders becomes an ARPG

i cannot be more underwhelmed

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the duality of man

Who cares? Trash with a delay. Fuck off.

I dare any of you fucks to make a Gamescom 2019 CUM TRIBUTE

MOBILESIDERS

Where is Elex 2 faggot

>Darksiders
Does anyone actually play darksiders games?

Why not just make Battle Chasers 2?

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Oh hey, a game that isn't an fps.

video games just aren't good anymore

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how much longer

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All these games look so bland

>THQ
Is it....
>Airship
Nope

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darksiders game looks decent actually

Just Everspace 2 for now.

>torchlighters

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if you want us to believe you, say "Be ready for epic gaming" while on stage

Name a single interesting thing shown.
No seriously name it because I'm not watching, was there anything interesting?

It's what hack writers do when they don't know what to write.

>>>>>>>>>>STADIA

WHERE THE FUCK IS KOJIMA COME ON TO THE STAGE ALREADY YOU CHING CHONG FUCK

>Stadia
>Talk about Guilt
Ironic

>stadia
FUCK OF RAUL

The upcoming 2 years look like shit in terms of games. I guess I will just keep playing old ones.

>More shit I could care less about

Literally nothing, go read a book or something, would be more interesting.

The nightmare never ends

>google stadia
FUCK
OFF

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Oh man Im laughing
Its another MOBA clone shit
WHY ARE WESTERN GAMES SO SHIT AN COMPLETELY DEVOID OF IDEAS
AT LEAST JP GAMES HAVE TITS
WESTERN GAMES HAVE FCKING NOTHING

>Darksiders
Should have been Darkstalkers

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>stadia
lmao this still exists?

Found the triggered tranny.

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>stadia exclusive

DIABLOSIDERS

> google stadia

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>Stadia
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>SWITCH
OMG BROS

>Stadia exclusive

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There was nothing to clap for so far lmao

WHERE IS KOJIMBLES!?

Hour 1 is Western Shit and Hour 2 is Japanese Gold right?

Just tuned in and skipped through the games so far.
Everything just looks so boring.

It's like you know already exactly how each game plays.
Like a feeling that you have seen it all before, but now with the new 2019 AAA graphics skin on top.

This is the gayest event ever holy shit what were they thinking

they darent scare away the normies watching

RAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

More like Elex 2, larp nerd

>D E E P E S T
>L O R E

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no, but nice picture

They showed Iceborne earlier

No

>STADIA
this is so shit

>STDaia

"""""""""""""""""""""games""""""""""""""""""""""

Yeah.

LET IT END

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S T A D I A E X C L U S I V E

Kerbal 2. That's it. One hour and there was only one neat thing shown off, and it was a CGI trailer. Fuck.

It's time for you to Switch.

DIDURIKEIT

i sleep

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Awesome, can't wait to see a neckbeard being tackled by security guards on stream

You know what would save this embarrassment?

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but tkmiz is the tranny

TACOMAN TELL US MORE

STADIACHAD REPORTING IN

Where is Stalker 2?

>the twitch chat for the stream during the darkstalkers trailer was thanossnapped
holy shit

>RRRRRAAUUULLLL
youtube.com/watch?v=UNDOQOsNcTs

gonna take a piss brb

>stadia exclusive

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>Stadia exclusive
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>stadia exclusive
also known as dead in a ditch

>stadia exclusive

THE FUTURE OF GAMING

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Too gay, got cancelled.

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>expecting jap games in a B-tier EU conderence when TGS is a few weeks away

>Stadia

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too late, they already showed borderlands

Heh
The launching title for Stadia is Guikt
How Apt

Based Moa poster

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rauul

I hope Stadia dies already.

Geoff is having Josef Fares PTSD flashbacks right now talking to this guy.

>A game announced for Google Stadia
>Stadia Exclusive

NOOOO FUCK THAT SHIT FUCK THE STADIA I REFUSE TO GIVE A FLYING FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THIS SHIT SHOW ACTUAL FUCKING GAMES PLEASE NO NOT GAMES FOR NEXT YEAR GAMES FOR THIS YEAR SHOW GAMES NOW NOT STADIA SHIT DO ITTTT

Thread is going so fast, ill never get a (You) at this rate...

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>katzenberger
Oh no. Oh nononononono

Dead on arrival

What about this requires Stadia?

Secretly hoping for Smash like 90% of people here

>STADIA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Check some gameplay, it's just like Darksiders 1 but isometric.

Hire a fucking animator once in 20 fucking years.

Some AC looking chopper game

WTF IS HE SAYING

kek

>yes
>yup
>okay
>aha

>stadia exclusive
HAHAHA

fuck off

ESPAƑITAAAA

This was a disaster.

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STOP

>Like a feeling that you have seen it all before, but now with the new 2019 AAA graphics skin on top.

fucking, this

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you will get banned either way why didnt you just post the full picture faggot

NEW OBJECTIVE

TIMESPLITTERS!!!
WHERE IS IT??????

this is an insult to life itself

dumb vampire poster

The audio mixing is taking its toll

>woman girl

ive talked with someone who uses the same image and if it was you kys

>Google Ouya exclusive

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HI!!

>woman girl

>woman girl

ONE MORE HOUR BOYS

you giving me sauce

Why send this fuck you can barely understand out there to sell us on your shitty """""console""""

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Your (You) is now exclusive to Google Stadia

Imagine Geoff staring into your very soul on stage.

I got you covered bro

Wait, let's put down the guns, I have something cool to show you...

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>stadiashit
(you) me when they show off something actually good

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH i'm losing my shit, WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES?!!

>cousin
not related by blood, let the porn flows

He's so confused

JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING VERGIL DLC ALREADY
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THOSE CINEMATIC INDIE GAMES AND COOKIE CUTTER SHOOTERS (Everspace 2 looks cool tho)

Get ready for the 2-hour long analysis of Kojimbo's latest trailer.

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>Here's Darksiders: Genesis!
>wtf why is this Darksiders

SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

reminder that now is a good time for a piss break

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what the fuck is this dude's accent?
holy shit

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taco taco burrito taco

>Google macroblocking

Nothing

OH NO NO NO how can they compete?

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I'll probably buy it.

they are bringing hype down with a shit game nobody will play so people get suprised

PUT ME IN THE FUCKING SCREENCAP

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"So why did you want to make this?"

>woman girl

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This game is cute and also very funny

I cum

>woman girl
so a loli?

>Kerbal 2
IMAGINE
kerbal 2 threads
IMAGINE /kspg/ 2.0

?

OH MY GOD
THE METAL GEAR GAME TRAILER LEAKED ONLINE
youtube.com/watch?v=PAhRtGPjvnU

YOU GET TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
YOU GET TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
YOU GET TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL

CUTE+FUNNY

"A WOMAN GIRL"
What did Geoff mean by this?

Can't wait for these shithouse non-Steam distributors to die off and take their garbage exclusives with them

THE POWER OF STADIA

>women girl
wot?

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back to bed

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lol geoff has no idea what hes saying

Geoff never heard of Gothic and PB are to incompetend to snag a spot on the show.

fuck it actually looks alright

WOMAN

G I R L

I'm a bit racist but I can't fucking understand Raul.

shut up woman girl

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> geoff in the game

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GEOFF

Dno what i think of this gameplay. Nice of Kojima to give him a part of the game.

IS IT GEOFF?

>yfw ladders are one time use but you can buy Ladder Packs on the Playstation Store for just $3.99

HAHAHAHA BASED GEOFF

IS THAT A

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If this is what they're showing off here, what more can they show off at TGS? Is it going to be Japanese Pathologic with all this walking?

>Press X to Piss
>Crowd cheers in excitement

We're in germany, alright.

>>>GAMEPLAY

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME ABOUT
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHAT IS THE POINT OF EVERYTHING
WHAT THE FUCK KOJIMA

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KOJIMA

OTACON PISSES HIMSELF IN MGS1

JOHNNY GETS DIARRHEA SHITS IN MULTIPLE GAMES

VENOM PISSES HIMSELF IN MGSV

IS THIS DUDE A FUCKING PERVERT

>YOU THE DELIVERY DUDE
AMAZON PRIME SIMULATOR CONFIRMED

Is this new no mans sky?

GEOFF IN THE GAME

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>You're you

HE'S NOT

Geoff Keighley obv

>ninkiddies and xshitters upset at piss
LMAO

BASED GEOFF

lol fuckin called it

>game features your fetish
Holy fucking BASED

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UBER SIMULATOR

WAS THAT HOLOGRAPHIC DORITO POPE

I AM THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHLANDER

LMAOOOO ITS FUCKING GEOFF

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DORITO DELIVERY CONFIRMED

Is pic related in there? On my phone so I can't into panda right now

What the fuck is going on?

>DUDE SOCIAL MEDIA LIKES AND FANS AND SHIT LMAO
BRAVO KOJIMA

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>geoff in the game
MADMAN

DEWRITO IN GAME

Is that fucking Geoff

THEY'RE IN GERMAN! RENT FUCKING FREE YOU FUCKING EURO-cuck

I'll stick with scum for my scat simulation, thank you very much

KOJIMA DRONES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Damn I really enjoyed the part where he walked over to that place and triggered a cutscene

What the hell is going on

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GEOFF IS IN THE GAME?!

geoff is in the game too? jesus...

>gameplay
>it's actually just a short walk to more cutscenes
LMAO

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DEWITO POPE!

>Literally pissing on Gaijin
I bet you'll buy it full price too.

>you upgraded your sheika tablet
It's just a mod of Zelda BOTW

>dorito pope is in game
K I N O

>Geoff is in it
Fucking lmao.

When are they gonna get married holy shit

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DORITO POPE CONFIRMED IN THE GAME
CONFIRMED GOTY

This has to make it ineligible for Geoff's Game Awards right?

GEOFF IS IN

>Doritos Pope is in

Oh man it's even more shit than I could have imagined

if this post ends in 1-9 i kill myself

THE POPE IS IN

POPE IN THE GAME HOLY SHIT HAHAAAH

Pure cringe.
This is just a circlejerk.

It's a fucking Ubisoft Tower

>Holopope

FIRST KOIJIMA INSERTING HIMSELF INTO GAMES NOW ITS GEOFF

FUCK

>I AM SILLY

>geoff literally in the game

this is fucking retarded

ANGRY JOE BTFO

I fucking knew if was Geoff
Dude must have busted a nut

can you take a big fat shit in the game?

well that explains all the asskissing

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>Geoff

they definitely fuck

Now I understand why Geoff has been shilling this so hard

BASED KOJIMA DABBING ON HIS FANS YET AGAIN

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>FUCKING GEOFF IS IN THE GAME

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"""""""GAMEPALY"""""""

What the fuck is up with the grass and rock textures
It genuinely looks worse than the first Dark Souls

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holy shit

fucks sake

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>not 2 cute girls drinking each others piss
Close but no cigar

>America

The pope was immortalised.

WHAT THE FUCCCCCKCKKK
KIJIMBOO

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HE'S IN

>OMG WALKING
>OMG PISSING
>OMG [FAMOUS ACTOR]
That's a "yikes" from me.

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>1 guy claps

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FUCK YOU GAMESCOM

Wait how large is this game?

All that dick sucking Geoff did finally paid off

Dorito pope in game character. Fuck off fuck this gay shit hack kojima

konami was busy

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>I feel like you and I might have a connection or something

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Is pissing all the fucking gameplay in the game or what?

FED-EX DELIVERY ON FOOT SIMULATOR WITH POOPING AND PEEING ACTION.

HE'S IN

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MAD LAD ACTUALLY DID IT

>SELF INSERT DORITO POPE

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LMAOOOO ITS FUCKING GEOFF

This is just one big satire

They clapped more at peeing then at Jeff cameo

GEOFFREY YOU SON OF A BITCH

>GEOFF BUYS DEATH STRANDING FIGURES IN THE GAME

Amazing.

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KOJIMA LITERALLY PUT HIS BOYFRIEND IN THE GAME

ANGRY JOE IS SEETHING

I miss when games were just games.

>Its just a celebrity cameo pissing game

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>gameplay
>walking to a cutscene
>geoff shows up

Maybe we can take a shit too in this game?

RIGGED GOTY

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What a joke

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LMAOOOOOOOOOO
OMG HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING GEOFF DUDE

Is that even jeff's voice? didn't sound like it

>The ludens fan

Fetch quests, piss and 20 minute cutscenes.

Based Kojimbo

cringe

HOLY SHIT

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womp womp

based fetishbro

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>THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
>THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
>THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT

>Geoff is in
HOLY FUCK that explains the shilling, bunch of dishonest fucks in this game.

>what is Zelda BOTW had yoshi's Island life mechanics
WHAT A GENIUS

SHAKE THE BABY

geoff just pushed a pregnant man down the stairs

> holo-YMCA
> shaking mechanics

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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CO SIE KURWA DZIEJE XD

SOON user

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>walks off the cliff and lands on the fetus
Kek

>You can wave goodbye to people
>Piss out specific mLs
>Break your fucking legs
>Babysitting
This is Kino.

>he put Geoff in
that's hella cute ngl

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Still 3 on stage, but yeah, one of them left the band. One of the guitarists also died, but no one ever mentions that

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rate this image

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Geoff is in the game what a wild ride

>this fucking entire segment
My sides are exploding

DONT SHAKE THE BABY

HAHA HE FELL LIKE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

WHY DIDN'T HE USE THE LADDER?

>babysitting and pissing in one game

I RECOGNIZE THE CHARACTER
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THEM

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This game is unironically just embarrassing.

This looks fucking boring.

No no no! Please don't shake the baby!

>Kojima literally sucking off media figures and putting them in his game for favorable coverage
HOLY SHIT BASED
>Bioware putting media figures in their game for favorable coverage
WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM

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And Kojima tops, of course.

GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH

Norman you stupid fuck, you're carrying a child.

DID ABE SPONSOR THIS GAME?

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>Watching gamescom
>Not just waiting for E3 like everyone else

Faggot

>united cities of america

>Walk
>Climb up ladder
>Walk to crashed ship
>Watch cutscene
>Rock baby
Wow, what compelling gameplay.

ROCK BB
APPLY ROCK TO BB

>this counts as gameplay
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The EXACT same animations from MGS5
Holy fuck how lazy

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IT'S A FUCKING NURSING SIMLUATOR

g-game?

GEOFF IN THE GAME
BOUGHT A PS4 PRO
PREORDERED A PS5
BOUGHT ALL VERSIONS

What a fucking shitshow.

DO NOT SHAKE THE BABY

>EATS SHIT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF

ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY

He needs to stop

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YEP, EXCELLENT FUCKING '''''''''''''GAME'''''''''''''PLAY

WHY DID YOU DO THAT
THE POOR BEEBEE

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What the fuck

>c/u/ck
No matter how you try and spin it, you're also a cuck by this logic and an even bigger one.

WTF IS GOING ON

The alternate title of this is Kojima and Knightly: The Circlejerk

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

FUCKING DORITO POPE IN THE GAME

What the fuck did I just watch?

>Shitty Gimmicks: The Game

THAT FALLING ANIMATION

What the fuck, is this fucking real, you have to shake the fucking baby.

NICE """"""""GAMEPLAY""""""""

Holy shit, it's Yoshi's Island

I dunno about you guys but I don't think America looks like that, that's fucking tundra

>that's it

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>fall off 100 foot cliff
>bebe just cries

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>Press F to Soothe Baby

>Dorito pope living out his fantasies for Kojima
Based

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"gameplay"
"gameplay"
"gameplay"
"gameplay"
"gameplay"
"gameplay"

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Nice, it really is a walking sim

>Gameplay
uhhhhhhhh

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BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED

>Walk
>See celebrity
>Piss
>Shake baby
BRAVO

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NICE GAMEPLAY FAGGOTS

>not a walking simulator they said

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NICE FUCKING GAMEPLAY

>cant walk down hill
>tactical baby shaking

I'M IN THE GAME

literally a walking simulator

based dad simulator

Holy fuck this is so dumb

I do not like this.

OH NO NO NO

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"hold up I have to strap the fucking baby to my chest before I run down a mountain"
What the fuck is this

ABSOLUTE FUCKING CRINGE

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>entire gameplay trailer
>he walks up a hill and walks back down it

NO, DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

SHAKE THE BABY

DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

youtube.com/watch?v=XMEg6mfTfF4

NO NO NO PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

What even is going on anymore

FED-EX DELIVERY AND BABYSITTER SIMULATOR WITH POOPING AND PEEING ACTION.

Kojima, what the fuck was that?

>whole game is a combination of a walking simulator + escort quest
W-will it be good?

>spend 3-4 years making a shitpost simulator
>everyone eats it up
I WANT THIS POWER

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>Death Stranding is just Babysitting Mama

UMMMM KOJIMABABS?

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>NMH baby charging mechanic

>USPS simulator
Yawn

6 outta 9

What a load of shit.
I'll just watch a no-commentary playthrough.

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WTF is this game? It looks like a clusterfuck, but my kind of clusterfuck

NEVER BET AGAINST THE RAZOR, BITCH!

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gameruprayu

SKĄD MAM DO CHUJA WIEDZIEĆ XD

Holy shit its bad

>baby handling like Yoshi's Island
what a mysterious jogo

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This looks so boring

>retard left his ladder behind
no no no please don't shake the baby
>doritos pope can get in the game but quiet can't

holy shit this is terrible

GEOFF IS IN THE FUCKING GAME

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>thanks for the doritos delivery bro

NONONONO DO NOT SHAKE THE BABY

WHOS THIS SEMEN DEMON

To show off the baby shaking mechanic.

WTF IS THIS SHIITE

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>shakes the baby

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I still don't get what this game is. That gameplay told me nothing.

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THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT

...

this is fucking nuts. and should have happened years ago. this is what happens when you give Kojima unliimted money and a game engine. I love every second of this.

Why does Kojima think we care about his buddies?

Why am I hyped for this game? Seems like a bunch of cutscenes and fetch quests.

>WAKING UP SIM CONFIRMED
>PEE SIM CONFIRMED
>WALKING SIM CONFIRMED
>CLIMBING SIM CONFIRMED
>DELIVERY BOY SIM CONFIRMED
>BABY SHAKING CONFIRMED
>PRODUCED BY KOJOMBO & FRIENDS CONFIRMED
LMAO

>"Wow, I'm in the movie!"

Holy shit, that Freudian slip..

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bombergirl
Arcade only for now but a PC release is confirmed

KINO
I
N
O

uhh... yea. ok.

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>Gameplay
>Doesn't fight or do anything but piss and climb a latter.

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So this is basically fedex the game?

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kek literally everyone that kojimbo knows is the game expect the old and busted lady from metal gear 5

If there's one thing I like in my games it's the sound of crying babies.

WATCH HOW HARD I CAN PISS

>strand genre

Yea Forums, kenshi is my current favorite

Mega64 cameo when?

AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAH THIS CONCEPT SUCKS SO BAD.
I am so glad Kojima is getting exposed finally for what hack he is.

cute animeposter

Nice fucking gameplay.

THAT'S IT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE? HOLY SHIT!

Wtf is this game even

fuck off burger

>Matthew cuckser doing the voice
great

>Geoff x Matthew Mercer
B A S E D

METAL NO GAMEPLAY SOLID

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Guys im starting to think that Konami was right...

>WALK TO CUTSCENE
>CUTSCENE
>FALL
>CUTSCENE
>END
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

WHERE'S MAD MIKKELSEN

>new style
>strand genre
IT'S
A
WALKING
SIMULATOR

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BEE BEE SIMULATOR

Why? What's he saying?

Shit looks awful on PS4

>it's a new type of game
It's a fucking walking simulator holy shit you pretentious fuck

THE GAME IS GOING TO BE A GIGAFLOP

GEOFF'S HOMOLUST PAYED OFF WHAT THE FUCK

IT'S FUCKING A DELIVERY MAN SIMULATOR

>Matt Mercer does the voice
I'd have rathered it was Matt in the game than fucking Geoff

>cuckfist

>LITERALLY A WALKING SIMULATOR

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

KINO
BUT WHERE'S THE RUSE?`!?!?

Wew, walking with a tamagotchi, amazing.

KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG

KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG

No combat shown FUCKING WHY?

Death Stranding looking good guys

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>Literally walking simulator
Kojima drones btfo

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>literally a walking and pissing simulator

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Why is he acting so confident? This is pissing me off

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STILL don't know what I'm doing in this game

Why the fuck would they not let Geoff voice himself?

Nice.

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>WALKING
>WALKING
>CLIMBING A LADDER
>WATCHING CUTSCENE
>RUNNING
>PISSING
AMAZING GAMEPLAY THANK YOU KOJIMA PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY

>SINGLE DAD WORKING AT UBER EATS SIMULATOR

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>Geoff literally sucking off Kojima to get into his game
Fixed for you

based

>game will trigger Yea Forums for decades
Bueno.

>people will unironically defend this garbage

PEEING SIMULATOR 2019

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>do daily tasks while being able to pee

wow is a postal 2 rip off

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what in the everloving fuck was that "gameplay"

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>New type of game
>STRAND GENRE
Kojima is a fucking hack

Kek

WE MUST CONNECT THE EAST (JAPAN) AND THE WEST (AMERIKA)

you forgot
>press button to wake up
>press button to piss

THIS BASICALLY CONFIRMS KANYE CAMEO

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This is masturbation
This whole show was Geoff masturbating for this moment

Jesus fuck

ALSO THE SUPER MARIO WORLD 2 MECHANIC WHEN YOU GET HIT OF CRYING BABY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVED THAT RIGHT

Where the guns at dawg?

fuck you

This game will flop so hard, holy shit what a shit show

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KINO

PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

Can't believe this is the same guy that made Metal Gear Solid 3. What the fuck.

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KEEP ME POSTED

Look look Geoff's boner is showing!

Is that audience shamelessly paid?
How the fuck can someone be excited by this?

Comcast UPS Simulator

can I get a summary of what I've missed

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I actually unironically fucking love delivery games. I love ETS2/ATS. I love the business grind in GTA Online. I love the look of this.

I totally get that it isn't for everyone though. Feels good for me though.

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KOJIMA STOP INTERRUPTING YOUR POOR TRANSLATOR

I'm giggling like a fucking child.

>Geoff is a bull prepper
OH NO NO ONO

what the fuck is this supposed to be?

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fuck you

fuck you

i don't even want the game

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>It's a complete new genre
Fuck you, it's a walking simulator in an empty Ubisoft open world.

underrated

KOJIMA KURWA XD

Is it bad that I am going to buy this game day one?

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It's the oregon trail!

Seeing Kojimbo in action really paints the whole thing into a new light.

>GEOFF IS IN THE GAME
>JOOST ISN'T
HOLY SHIIIIIIT

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this is one of the worst games i've ever seen. if this was some indie people would be saying what the fuck is this garbage but it's kojima so it'll get a 10/10 by default as is the reality of this corrupt industry

what does my mom get?

why

>KOJIMA IN CHARGE OF NOT BEING A FUCKING HACK
FUKUSHIMA WAS THE BRAINS ALL ALONG EAT SHIT KOJIMADRONES

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he is white

This shit is so fucking awkward god damn you fucking nerds are pathetic. I can't wait to fuck my bitch while laughing about you loser faggots jerking off to videogame award shows

youtube comments are all trashing on the game lol

nothing

>ITS A NEW STYLE OF GAME

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back to /wsg/ anime general

ABSOLUTELY BASED Yea Forums BTFO ONCE AGAIN

YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING FUCKKKK

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And people wonder why Konami fired the guy

*fap fap fap fap fap*
It's like a totally new genre bros.
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Kojima is a genius.
*fap fap fap fap fap*

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>21:55:26

i don't understand any of this shit

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god i love good ol kojima humour

cant wait for this game, looks peak comfy.

can i urinate on mama?

I just wanted to see some titties man

>bikki dikki

HAHAHAHA I'M FUCKING CRYING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KOJIBO

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kanye actually managed to meet with him?

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k

>people still have faith in this talentless hack

postal 2 did it first

SEETHING

zimbabwe

looks like a good and interesting game
glad to see some triple As can still try to be different

Literally not because the don't own MGS and can't reuse shit

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting thatā€¦that little gust my dearā€¦.you caught me off guardā€¦yesā€¦so gentle it was thoughā€¦hmmmmā€¦let me taste this little oneā€¦just one small sniffā€¦..sniffā€¦ahā€¦.ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffffā€¦and yetā€¦so strongā€¦yesā€¦the odorā€¦.sniff sniffā€¦hmmmā€¦.is thatā€¦.sniffā€¦.hmmmā€¦.I can almost taste it my dearā€¦..yesā€¦.justā€¦sniffā€¦.a little whiff more if you pleaseā€¦..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffā€¦ah yes I have it nowā€¦.yes quiteā€¦.hhhhmmmmā€¦delectable my dearā€¦..quite exquisite yesā€¦..I dare sayā€¦sniffā€¦.the most pungent one yet my dearā€¦.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffffā€¦.yesā€¦.

SILENT HILLS AND DEMON EDITION FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH AHAHAHAHAH

KEK

LEAKED GAMEPLAY

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bazinga?

This shit looks SICK

F U K U S H I M A

Fuck you and fuck your marker

Kojima really is a hack isn't he?

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I lold so hard. It's so bad it's good at this point. I hope they release this shit on pc one day. I want to play it for laughs now.

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magical

>you can piss on dorito pope
GOTY

Kojima can't speak English? I thought he's a massive westaboo?

cock

then he'd be part of the actor's union and they can't have that

God I fucking love the shitstorm every time any part of this game is shown off. It's more fun watching Yea Forums freak out than the actual game will be.

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Fromsoft isn't gonna show anything are they? This is really the rest of the reveals isnt it

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What Sony exec saw this and said yep this'll be a hit

Wow

>Why is he acting so confident? This is pissing me off
Because people will pay for it and love it

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KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG

??????????????????????

>the fukushima meme
Is Yea Forums full of retards who don't know how gamedev works?

I want to fuck that genocide

>I CANT REVEAL TOO MUCH BECAUSE NOTHING TO REVEAL ENJOY YOUR WALKING SIMULATOR

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>only 1000 replies
What happened? Why is Yea Forums so dead?

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>it's unironically a walking simulator
OH NONONO SNOYBROS WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, THE MEME BECAME REAL

>Baby shaking
>Pissing
>Geoff insert
Sign me the fuck up

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It's called strand genre, shut the fuck up.
3 years from now people will look at older games and say "this was the death stranding of X"

Shit happened, death and life are fucked up, the USA is divided, your character tries to connect the US back together while figuring out how to solve the titular crisis.

>This is the game Kojimafags have been getting hyped up for

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oh god... Is this game just the map intel part of Assassin's creed?

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>Implying there's combat

holy shit I'm actually crying from laughter
WHAT was that entire segment. he just slams off a cliff, pisses and meets jeff?? this is gameplay? I'll buy it

Tldr for those who missed it

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So it has side quests... So this is the Strand genre (tm). Kojima is a genius

Why didn't he just create a proper game?

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KSP2
Ori on Swith
thats it

Gets what?

Fuck you

>literally says he's saving most of the gameplay for TGS
>Shows off a little comedic gameplay in the mean time
>WHY NO GAMEPLAY?
Fuck, I know there's been a lack of gameplay, but come on, you can wait until TGS, can't you?

So who is going to Geoff's and Kojimbo's wedding?

wtf was the capcom announcement with RE engine tech?

This doesn't look like a new MGS-tier title.

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>new genre
>nothing new shown

fuck you

I can't believe kojima went senile before miyamoto

[email protected]
Business grind in GTA:O is a good idea but the implementation could be better
Otherwise I enjoy that stuff too.

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I swear if at least one boss isn't beatable by tactical pissing I'm gonna be mad

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

OH MY GOD, IT'S 2019's CHULIP!!!

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I couldn't cope over how cringe it is you listen to a unbased youtuber.

YOU HAVE TO CONNECT THE BEEBEES TO THE BEETEES FROM EAST TO WEST WITH THE PREPPAS

> motion control to shake the baby

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badinga

BEYBII SELF POISON SO YOU ROCK BEYBII TO FUN

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>in germany
>audience is dead silent for FIFA
>thunderous applause for pissing

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Go for it user, expect a snake though.

>no no no please don't shake the baby

can't believe I let Yea Forums fool me into watching this shit

CARAMEL

GET THE ROPE

>Hideki Hayakawi and Xcucks absolutely fuming

>if you fall you have to soothe the baby
Wow. That's.... so fucking retarded only Kojima would do something like that

>motion controls

Yeah they own it.
And it's lazy as fuck

fuk u

BABY ROCKING MECHANICS
THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF GAMING BROS

only if you stop posting that qt

NO NO NO
DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

NO NO NO
DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

NO NO NO
DON'T SHAKE THE BABY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=SrMiCYi7I00

How is this show?

>actually have to physically play with the baby using the motion controls
Kojima fucking kek

HE KEEPS INTERRUPTING HIM

>MOTION CONTROLL
CONVFIRMED EXLSLUCIVVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

k

Fuck you

its already confirmed for pc

OMG OMG OMG YOU CAN MEET ACTORS

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GIVE ME THE TITTIES

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>Baby shaking simulator
MAD MAN
A
D

M
A
N

SLEEPING SIMULATOR
PISSING SIMULATOR
GEOFF SIMULATOR
BABY SHAKING SIMULATOR

BASED KOJIMA

so these are mgsv's missing cutscenes?

I'm gonna rattle the absolute fuck out of my controller, boys.

>MOTION CONTROLS
MOTION CONTROLS
>MOTION CONTROLS
MOTION CONTROLS

>MOTION CONTROLS
MOTION CONTROLS

fuck, please dont sheldon

>Geoff's reaction

Holy kek

There it is

Motion controls fuck yes

I can piss IRL just fine, thanks, I don't need a game for that. You should go get your prostate checked.

IRA game WHEN??

>DONT SHAKE THE BABY

This. Can't fucking wait

Kojima keeps fucking interrupting everyone

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lost hard to be honest

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SHAKE THE BABY

This isn't a good sign for the game. The last time a game journalist got put into a game, Tali's face was a shitty stock image.

DS is gonna teach you how to care of babies you useless virgin faggots

Cute mom

Fukushima never directed MGS though.

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>you can shake too fast

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WAGGLAN MOVIE GAMES

LMAO i didn't pay attention but it's hilarious if true

AHHHHHHHHHH KOJIMBROS WE GOT COCKY
THE GAME IS ACTUALLY SHIT

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Turned out konami were the good guys for firing this hack

...

PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!
PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!
PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!
PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!

I wonder if sony is regretting giving Kojima a blank checkbook yet

BABY SIMULATOR

>4 anons posting at same exact second
basado

Shake baby, see celebrity.

Well it did say "Weapons disabled" when he entered that fed ex place.

What did he say about Miyamoto?

YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THE BABY TO CALM IT LMAO

why is he explaining this? lmao

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO SEE IT'S NOT FAIR

Can he please get off the stage, I wanna see games.

what the fuck even is this game

ACTUAL BABY SHAKING MECHANICS

Based

We'll see how the game turns out like, it's certainly really weird

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I'm mad

This may surprise you, but video games are a collaboration made by teams of people. This is why you don't elevate one person as an auteur and give him ultimate power over any given project. Or else you get situation like this where the guy gets major George Lucas syndrome.

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>END OF BABY: YOU CAN (NOT) SHAKE

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re

youtube.com/watch?v=f0nYKgkFvMM

Cameos from Gosling and Gyllenhal when?

weebs can't speak japanese either

Imagine being an investor of this video game and watching that gameplay

This is just fucking stupid. I only hope they modeled Norman Reedus dick in the game

Lmao this translator is so unsure of how to explain this stupid shit.

HAHAHA NO WEAPONS

no

Grug like famous baby

fuck you

Obviously you retard, we are talking about millions of dollars

>i don't eveGDSGGSAEGSG

>spends 100 million to make a mommy simulator
Bravo Kojima

Is that Hideo or Kojima on stage?

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what the fuck is this?

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PEEING IS A WEAPON

>He didn't model Normal Fetus' Penus

UNORIGINAL HACK LMAO

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Is this boomer humor?

>can't see the dick

>lets you piss but doesnt let you piss anywhere fun

DEATH STRANDING IS LITERALLY ABE-FUNDED PROPAGANDA

IT'S ALL THERE
THEY'RE LITERALLY TEACHING VIRGINS AND NEETS WORLDWIDE HOW TO FUCKING TAKE CARE OF A BABY

DON'T FALL FOR THE PROPAGANDA
DON'T HAVE KIDS
DON'T HAVE SEX

HOES MAD

SAM IS CAMERA SHY

WHO CARES IF THE GAME IS SHIT CARAMEL BTFO YET AGAIN!!!!!

>Yoko Taro delivered a better going nuclear experience than MGS V with S9
>Nier Automata also already offered a "connecting people worldwide" experience with ending E
Reminder that Kojimbo is a hack.

What the fuck lmao

Until Demon Edition lmaoo

MOOT ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

someone put a baby in the image

jesus christ. all the hype is gone.

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BUKKAKE WEAPON

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He didn't, he just took credit.

PISS WEAPON

>piss can be used as a weapon
>it will be a key feature later on

You know it's odd, I find very few people enjoying delivery grinds but often they're lewdposters. I wonder why. Either way I agree, implementation could be better.

I don't know since I'm not a retard who thinks Kojima invented the stealth genre since the first stealth game came out a decade before MG.

Why the fuck has Kojima not learned English yet

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why would you post that email here?

Is this supposed to be a new genre?
What is it going to be called?

Pissing on ghosts confirmed

A bunch of trash and Kojima being jerked off on stage.

>can kill people by pissing on them
GOTY

>walking pissing cradling simulator

seething.

This is fucking retard, if it wasn't for the fact some ''known'' person does it, it would just be forgotten.
If this was the idea of some indie dev or team, nobody would bat an eye about the game and would just forget about it or not even know about it's existence in the first place.

Please fucking tell me that at least some people are memeing their reaction to this shit, because I honestly can't understand how in the fuck you'd get hyped over this. There's just nothing in it that consists of actual 'gameplay' aside from traversing some barren faggot land.

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SOCIAL PISSING MECHANICS

>translator needs help translating

ochinko

How do we fix the Strand genre, bros?

>can piss on enemies
now it's based

YOU'LL HAVE TO PEE ON SOMEONE TO BEAT THE GAME

>pissing is a key element to the game

fucking kojima

>can't see reedus cock

fuck this

>PISS COMBAT CONFIRMED
NINTENDLETS SEETHING

>only 1000 replies on a sticky thread
so this is the power of Yea Forums huh?

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MGSV WAS TRASH AND THIS GAME WILL BE TOO

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>kojima desperately trying to explain his shitshow of a game
UH OH

He doesn't like speaking it because he doesn't sound like a cowboy when doing it.

This just keeps getting more and more insane

METAL GEAR PEE PEE: DRAINED SNAKE

Why is Kojima so obsessed with peeing right now.

PISSING COMBAT

PISSING IS THE KEY

EVERYONE DOES IT AT THE SAME SPOT

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>Piss mushrooms

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Emperor Kojima has no clothes.

This is a fucking farce.

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can't be a c/u/ck if you self insert INTO THE YURI

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I feel so bad for the translator trying to figure out how the word this retarded shit lmao

kek

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YOU CAN USE YOUR URINATE AS A WEAPON! PEEING ON THE GROUND CAN CREATE WEAPONIZED MUSHROOMS. WE NEED TO TEAM UP AND URINATE ON THE SAME SPOT TOGETHER, ANONS!

what the absolute fuck

>understands english
>responds in nip

He said heā€™s a hack

Its not the fox engine you braindead monkey.

The game is out in a few months, what else IS there to do?

DO NOT ANGER THE BABY
USE PISS AS WEAPON
SUCK ON WAIFU TITTIES
G O T FUCKING Y

KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG

nice

MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS

HE SAID IT

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I rate it earthbound psi effect/10

great game Kojimbo

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This is getting even better than mgs.

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>YOU CAN SHAKE IT TOO FAST
I'M DYING PLEASE STOP HAHAHAHAHA

DARK SOULS SOAPSTONE AS URINE

ALRIGHT BOYS, PRESS X TO PISS ON KOJIMA'S FUCKING DEVELOPER CAREER GRAVE

>multiplayer pissing

hohoho he did it

TACTICAL PISSING ACTION

Autistic

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DYNAMIC MUSHROOM GROWING

>Yea Forums is too plebeian to appreciate the greatest ludo of the 21st century

LEGENDARY POSTS

>This is Sony's trump card
OH NO NO NO NO NO SONYBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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didju rike it?

hell yeah sign me the fuck up, kojimbo's weird shit is exactly what I need in these bland and boring times

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"Social Strand" games

>uber eats Gameplay
HAHAHA KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG

did the translator just accidently reveal multiplayer

IF EVERYONE PISSES IN THE SAME SPOT WE GET A MUSHROOM

KOJIMA IS GOING TO CONNECT EVERYONE BY PISSING

THEY ONLY HAVE ONE BIG TOILET AND THEY MAKE EVERYONE USE IT AT THE SAME TIME

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>weaponized urine

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>Players pissing on each other the first thing they can see

it has darksouls elements, you can invade other peoples games and destroy the connections they made

He actually got away with it, what a madlad

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PISS IS A KEY ITEM BASED

If you all piss in the same place something good happens!
Genius!

>having hype for this shite in the first place
what the fuck is wrong with you

Why are people pissed?

I thought it looked crazy.

wtf is this pee fetish shit

This is probably a press only event, so it's still a mutt crowd

>if everyone pisses in the same spot something good happens

truly innovative and connecting players hahaha

enjoyable

PISS WEAPON KOJIMA YOU MAD LAD

>if everyone pisses in the same spot you can grow a mushroom

Kojima should have been stopped, why did nobody stop him lads?

>Whoever thinks this is boring should just stick with their shooter games. Genius is not easily understood by everyone.

Strandā„¢

BB is the key to all of this

SOCIAL PISSING

Imagine being retarded enough to have had hype for this in the first place

HOT

>discussing intricacies of pissing

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>FARM MUSHROOM RESOURCES THROUGH PISSING
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Are you actually retarded

he cute

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Kojimas really taking the piss isn't he

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This game will sell millions btw

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did they show stalker yet

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because english is a soon to be dead language

GET KEKKED GAMERS NEW STYLE OF GAME

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he has, his engrish is just bad

>jeff with make up
cuteee ~;:DDD

heres hoping i can piss on mama

I LOVE THIS MAN
THIS IS ALL SO FUCKING STUPID

>Kojima helping his translator speak english

OH NO NO NO

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>Community pissing spots to grow shrooms
fucking what

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At least MGSV had fucking gameplay.

holy shit get off the stage

Unironically think it looks comfy and soulful

Death Staring

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What the actual fuck is going on?

>Pissing grows mushrooms
KOJIMA CONFIRMED FOR BEING A RETARD WHO CAN'T INTO MYCOLOGY

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KOJIMA = GOD

ALL THESE FUCKING SEETHERS THINKING THIS WON'T BE INSTANT GOTY AHAHAHAHAHA

He's known because people like his games.

looks like fun

Yeah. Back when it was first revealed the trailer was weird and interesting enough that I was intrigued but at this point it just looks like trash.

based

death stranding is such a mess the translator doesn't even know how to translate the 2deep4u explanation from Kojima.

revolutionary AAA title

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

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jesus christ end it already and give me videogames

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No clue. I'm just a horny fuck.
I mean, its similar to the Destiny patrol missions in a sense, but they did it really fucking awfully.
In case anyone wanted to do things

can we watch the mama pee ha ha

NIGGER KOJIMBO YOU FUCKING HACK
I WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAME

somebody post the cum rag mushroom

Community pissing

Press X to create piss puddle with Geoff

Yes you are.

So Conan is one of these preppers?

>be a huge fucking westaboo
>don't bother learning the lingua franca of the west
Yeah, it's strange.

We're not going to get something good like FFVIIR, are we?

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Imagine playing this stoned.

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through dick

unity

2bqh the game looks fun
i would get it if it wasnt PS4 exclusive

This confirms no PC release

>Kojima literally pissing away Sony's development budget
greatest heist of the century

Grandma!

yes you got here to late

>you self insert INTO THE YURI

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X

LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT HOW I'M IN THE GAME AND HOW THEY SCANNED ME.

TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY.

TALK.

LIKE, TALK ABOUT IT. LISTEN TO KOJIMBA, PEOPLE. HOW I'M IN THE GAME.

>Piece together how this all fits together
IT DOESNT! THERE IS NOTHING TO PIECE! IT'S ALL FUCKING EMPTY PRETENTIOUSNESS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You're honest to god a brainlet if you don't think Beetlejuice is funny

THOSE MANTITS

OMG CAMEOS
YASSS

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Will the game contain Mountain Dew and Doritos loot?

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>Yeah they own it.
No they don't you fucking retard. Pretty obvious considering MGS Survive exists

Irrespective of the quality of the game this is top quality meme material.

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we're trying to piss in the same place. this thread

Please stop.... Dont do that....
Dont give me hope for anything on PC...

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GET OUT HIDEO I'M PISS

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DESS IS A VERY CUTE AND SEXY IDIOT

>Konami was actually right the entire time
APOLOGIZE Yea Forums

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Piss to cross streams and piss to make lines in snow.

Co-op pissing action Bravo Kojiba

This is the saddest thing, and it's gonna fucking suck yet set a new standard in videogaming where they gotta be fucking movies

jesus fucking christ this game will suck hard

*has game pre-ordered on amazon*

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>This is fucking retard, if it wasn't for the fact some ''known'' person does it, it would just be forgotten.
This is just outright not true. A AAA scale occult game with such a weird premise and that presents itself with silly shit like pissing would not be ignored.

Any news about Elden Ring?

What's Gamescom?

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"Just trust me, Geoff."

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He looked like he was wearing a bra at first.

Basically everyone who said anything good about this game has a cameo in it

ok chang

>this stream
>this game
>even this thread
I have never felt so much pain while also having a good time.

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10/10 post

>talked about pissing for 5 minutes
>wow we are inside your mind
kek

You wish Xiao.

>more cameos
How about gameplay??

Konami has been completely vindicated

MGS1, 2, and 3 are some of the best games ever made. What the fuck happened to Kojima?

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Connect the world by pissing lines between cities

> being hyped for this

are you serious?

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DUDE WEED

Wait when did they say the urination had multiplayer elements?

Wait a minute it's not the baby that is peeing?

no
only intresting shit so far is everspace 2 and kerbal space program 2

CAMEO BABY

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grats, that means you're a tranny
now dilate

So exploitable

He can but Yea Forums made fun of him that one year.

PISSING AND HOLOGRAM GEOFF KEIGHLEY SOLD

>multiple cameos
Whos in?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Did someone say pissing?

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Global pissing

What video games? It's all about interactive movies now. This is the future you chose.

>game comes out in 3 months
>2 minutes of "gameplay"
lol

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Is Death Stranding gonna be the most expensive shitpost ever made?

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I'll kill you fag

woah cameos

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>but I travelled all this way!

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>multiplayer pissing
GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

do we know when we are going to see more of 2077?

Predicted (You)s: 0

Sorry Konami.

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hey, you can piss on people. that alone is a msut buy

I NEED A LIST OF EVERY CELEB POSTED ON KOJIMA'S TWITTER

Will he make it up to him?

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Angry sex with Anna!

>an ocean of piss
Kojimbo is making a stealth tribute game to how this site connects autists

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No anyone but him

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>He cannot stop talking about the pissing mechanic

Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>SAID HE SHOULD BE WORKING ON THE GAME
>IS DOING SIGNING SESSIONS INSTEAD
HOLY SHIT

Kanye

I gotta be honest here lads.
I wasn't interested at all in this game but after this confarance 100% buying it just enjoy Kojima taking a big fat dump on my face and not giving 1 pictospec of a fuck

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No.

there better be more after this

>Can take my switch with me on the toilet
>Snoy have to simulate pissing ingame instead
lmao

>cradle baby with controller to make it happy

OH NO NO NO I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE KOJIMA IS GOING WITH THIS WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT READY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>youll be understanding what we saw today

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Why am I still watching this

I really dont give a shit about this game or kojima desu

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But at this point, waiting until TGS can't be that hard.

Kanye and Kim Kardashian

Is Kojima into omorashi?

can we play as the girl and pee too?

i want to drink homare piss

R. Kelly is going to buy all the copies

FF7R is gonna be a band aid to a huge gash in your stomach

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER

it would be a new dimension of entertainment

>to be here for me
>to be here for the fans
Jesus Christ Geoff

to think, when I was a kid I thought Kojima walked on water

lmfao get real konami cuck

>Did you have fun?!
NO, FUCK YOU GEOFF

RATE IT

FFVIIR isn't even good, it's just a bastardization of the original game, so no.

>Hayter
>Joost

Atleast those

talentless hack

>it's over

FUCK YOU GEOFF

RATE THIS SHITTY STREAM

KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG

That was shit.

Based Kojimbo delivers

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thats it?

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I can't wait to stand in a circle with other anons and pee together! It's gonna be so much fun.

peace walker did!

MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
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MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
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>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
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MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
>MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK

0/10

no wait, everspace 2 and KSP 2 so it's at least a 2/10

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I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE I RECOGNIZE IN VIDEO GAMES

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Yes,yes. you're very edgy and super special.

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can't wait for the SFM porn :)

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Not in Euroland. Wait for TGS.

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THAT'S IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

where the fuck is stalker

She is going to suck his dick isn't she?

ITS OVER

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WHERE IS CAPCOM
YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE CAPCOM

I stayed all this time and all I got was a Civ clone by Amplitude.

asking the real questions

What a waste of my fucking time

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He understands english but doesnt speak it. You can tell he understands it because the translator doesnt need to translate what is said to him only what Kojima says in response.

>People are pissed it's not generic over the shoulder shooter #908756 for PS4

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Trying to understand what this game is about and what Kojima is trying to say is hurting me but also it makes me really happy

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There's you multiplayer

>noooo the game is a walking sim
Do we need to go through this again, you homos already know it has both stealth and TPS and fucking WW1.

of course he is
its a high iq fetish

he lied
the shit he showed at first is just cutscenes and all you do is walk from A to B
and the gameplay looks way lower res than before
it's clear it's made for PS5 and PC


#fuckkojima

Carmel literally got pissed on

an actual good video game expo. retards think it's for AAA american games when in reality is a heaven for new euro jank games.

Me.

That's it?/10

You could do that a decade ago in Postal 2, and that had actual gameplay.

So how mad will assblasted Anjero be that Pope got in a Kojima game?

WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES

DEMON EDITION FAGS BTFO

How can a man suck the dick of another this much?

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LMAO WTF

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I hope you cradle someone dying in your arms

this last part felt like a fever dream

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oh its over

well that was absolutely disappointing

Kerbal Space program 2

yay

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THIS WAS TERRIBLE

no cyberpunk?

Can't watch, does DS have multiplayer?

I bet Kojima's game won't even feature mouth-to-ass hydration.

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DID I RIKE IT?

HEY WASSHI

>that silent crowd
Fucking kek.
Fuck you Keighley.

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>the anime chord progression

Don't worry guys the actual core gameplay will be at tokyo game show :^)

video gmaes are dead

DO (NOT) SHAKE THE BABY

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Well that was a huge waste of time.

that was pointless

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I didn't saw Stalker 2

AND IM MAD

6/10

meh

Every game will have pee mechanics now.

>no cyberpunk or elden ring
cringe

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Rate the show ofrom 1 to 10
From me? A solid 4.

STALKERFAGS BTFO

STALKERFAGS BTFO

STALKERFAGS BTFO

>no RE3

calling it now
>fucking BTs are scared of piss
>but at the same time sam is too scarred to piss
>so you have to collect piss mushrooms
>which can scare the enemies away

>No Elden Ring
>No games at all
I will never get this time back in my life.

What did Kojima mean by this?

>fire enemy
>0,01ml left on the piss meter

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WHERES BANNERLORD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was disappointing

The saddest story of them all

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We've seen:
>Gears 5
>Comanche
>DCL The Game
>NFS Heat
>Kerbal Space Program 2
>Little Nightmares 2
>Predator Hunting Grounds
>Monster Hunter World Iceborne
>The Cycle
>Life is Strange 2 episode 4
>Humankind
>Borderlands 3
>Everspace 2
>The Witcher 3 on Switch
>FIFA 20
>Desintegration
>Darksiders Genesis
>Guilt
>Destiny 2
>Remothered - Broken Porcelain
>Sony bought Insomniac
>Erica an interactive thriller
>Anno 1800 DLC
>Port Royale 4
>Iron Harvest 1920
>CoD MW
>Hideo Kojima (yes a trailer for Kojima)
>3 Death Stranding trailers (only one with gameplay)

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SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
STALKER 2
'S A DEAD GAME

I give up on understanding Kojima

Kerbal 2 looks good as well

RATE IT

ABSOLUTLEY BASED KOJIMA
CARAMEL BTFO ONCE AGAIN

>no BFBB:R

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RATE
>RATE
RATE
>RATE
RATE
>RATE
RATE
>RATE
RATE
>RATE
RATE
>RATE
RATE
>RATE
RATE
>RATE

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time to delete this thread

FUCK YOU HIDEO

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PRESS PISS TO SHAKE THE BABY

that's it?

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Right?
>lone man roaming a desolate landscape
>taking care of a baby
>lulling baby to soothe him if he gets scared
>literally pissing on enemies
>character called mama literally gropes her sore milkers and talks about lactating
>MC cares about his BB and doesn't want to retire it
>gameplay loop will probably involve protecting bb at all costs

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um where was capcom

based gamermoment

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I didn't have fun...

>can fill up the void craters with piss
>the entire game will just be piss

Fucking based

Hey user! I love you!

What did you enjoy from the conference?

>KSP2
>fucking nothing else
Woah.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'?p:oslfjulsdFLNS wju did i watch this

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and pee pee poo poo

2/10

Well shit
Now I might have to get out of my chastity cage
That should have been way longer and more exciting, the fuck dude.

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IT'S NOT BING BING WAHOO SO IT'S SHIT!

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1/10

TOP TIER JAPANESE MASTERMIND IN CHARGE OF SAVING VIDEOGAMES

LMAO FORTNITE IS UNIRONICALLY BETTER THAN THIS AND I NEVER EVEN PLAYED IT

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Good lord that show fucking sucked

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youtube.com/watch?v=Je0AC-zsqbI

It's fucking nothing

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Didn't SEGA said they were going to announce something big during gamescom ? I missed almost all of it.

I don't understand.

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>SUICIDE WATCH
SUICIDE WATCH
>SUICIDE WATCH
SUICIDE WATCH
>SUICIDE WATCH

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fever dream describes death stranding really well

what an awful idea

awful game

awful

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ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>capcom only had dlc garbage

Hype for Humankind

Cope

Social pissing/Charged Baby

But can you piss on the baby?

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>Kerbal Space program 2
What?

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WELP

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>you cannot see Norman Reedus' penis while he is peeing
pre order cancelled

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

I'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN

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disappointment/10

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Sounds like you're just going around to different nodes to "connect" people. And in between it all you can have dark souls like interactions with other people, like the pissing seems similar to laying down a soapstone except it accumulates and changes the environment for everyone.

So what's next?

Right? It's like seeing a building crumble, you know it holds hundrreds of people who will die, but it's great at the same time.

BRING BACK MY 2 HOURS OF LIFE

BASED KINOJIMA WORKING THE NINCELS ON VEE

Where's Bannerlords??

Everspace is also a pretty neat game.

What, it's over?

THIS US FUCKING GREAT WHY ARE YOU ALL INSLUTING THIS

>piss on mushrooms
>shake baby too fast to make it cry
>run down hills for no reason
>*milkers*

WHERE IS STALKER 2!!!!

>green text?

someone post it plssss

through piss, unity

kojima literally pissing on all their fans

Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
>Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
>Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
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>Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
>Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD

where was sega outside of humankind? we got fucking nothing.

GOOSE PLEASE LET IT BE GOOSE

Holy shit thatwas awful if you liked any of this shit literally kys NOW

I don't know why I expected anything.
Kinda funny though.

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>literally no gameplay was ever shown for years with intentionally obtuse story trailers
>WOW KOJIMA BRAVO HE DOES IT AGAIN
kys

>If this was the idea of some indie dev or team
yes, it isn't though. whew that was though

pee/poo

I just want another game on par with any of the first three MGS games.

>so much hype and buildup and dick sucking for one guy
>milkers
>Dorito pope npc
>pissing
>MULTIPLAYER PISSING
>rocking bbs to sleep so you can sense bts so you can deliver fetus to dead moom on some internet shit

What the fuck

OK DO YOUR THING

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What was Sega's game?

Death Stranding presentation was unironically great

For posterity.

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>no sekiro dlc

They announced some strategy game called Humankind.

WHERE MY CYBERPUNK?!

tuned on to watch the end, something worth mentioning?

This but unironically

WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?

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lel

fuck you geoff

I want back 2 hours of my life back

Where is Cyberpunk/10

It was a complete waste of my fucking time

I'm sure you do

I for one welcome our new baby overlord.

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RATE IT
>RATE IT
RATE IT
>RATE IT
RATE IT
>RATE IT

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>"gameplay" is just walking and pissing between cutscenes

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wet fart/10

epic

Post your face after this trash show

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Wait for the datamines

DORITO POPE TO SOON BE IN SFM PORN

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>Konami has been completely vindicated

Honestly

This. Konami dodged a meteor

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2/10
two for two tiddies

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>no stalker 2
>no bannerlord
What do you think?

I want to hear Caramels theories on how pissing is connected to MGS and Silent hills

iceborne

I RATE IT A PISS/10

Civ clone, that's it

based consolewarrior

A civ like game

legit 2 or 3/10. Awful

NotCivilization game called Humankind.

IT'S MAAM

I always knew Kojima was a piss fetishist

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?!!!

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just play bomber girls

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>complaining about wasted time on Yea Forums
Yikes

BULLY 2 YOU FUCKING FUCKS

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Nothing, he is still a genius. He is just not showing much gameplay.

More interesting than another stupid COD game.

YOU CAN WALK
YOU CAN PISS
YOU CAN SHAKE BABIES

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT YOU FUCKING GAMERS

Lmao okay, Iā€™ll give it up

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Lmao it was fine, ya'll are overreacting.

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thats quick

Unironically what did you mean by this?

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Everspace 2, iron harvest and port royale 4 for me. Over all nothing amazing.

it's not fair bros

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0/10
There was literally nothing worth a damn.

peeing

hoping for reflected glory. "Look I'm friends with Kojima"

thats only a first day faggots
more tomorrow

0/10 NO GAMES AT ALL

Yea Forums would literally drink piss for these two

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Old school nigga

HEY GUYS! LET'S ALL STAND IN A CIRCLE AND PEE TOGETHER! AND THEN THE MAGIC MUSHROOM WILL GROW!

>Those people in the chat unironically defending Death Stranding and kissing Kojima's ass
Can't wait for the game to release and be shit

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Everything was shit except Kerbal Space Program and Everspace.

a shameless civ clone

>metal gear survive was a piece of shit
>everything else konami puts out is a piece of shit
>vindicated
???

NOOOOOOOOOO ELDEN RING

saved
hype

Nah, its just generic open world movie game

This and KSP2
The trailer was a nice wink to once upon a time...man. Based French.

my sides

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it's not you piss-kun?

nevermind then

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Damn

imagine the seethe if Sam gets in

amazing

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-1/10
Geoff Keighley being in Death Stranding actually took away hype I had for the game

W-We still have TGS right Vergil-bros?

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Based Kojima making lil zooms seethe

kek

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2/10, it was shit.

What do you have to say for yourselves, Europoors?

Where is my western yakuza 3 release?

Shake mind

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THIS IS A WEIRD PLACE FOR GAMESCON, K-Kojima San!!!!

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NOT SO SMUG NOW ARE YA

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>Kerbal Space Program 2
>Everspace 2

This is the only good that came out of the whole show

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3/10

I'm deeply ashamed of my people.

This is perfect

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I'm done.

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Thoughts?

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You fool...
it's gonna be Geoff

kek'd

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Well KSP 2 is better than just about everything else they could have done combined.

Why is the sticky still up

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>piss
>pee
>PP
>phantom pain
>baby
>BB
>big boss


HOLY SHIT BROS

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milkies

How do people like this egocentric ill retard? Oh I understand they relate to him

and you guys laughed about Farming Simulator before DS.

>more trannies

LMAO

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Iā€™m crying with laughter to the point of breathlessness. Thank you user.

BANNERLORD WHERE?

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wait that pool

I legitimately want the full version of that top image to use for my X-Files shitposts.

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>Kerbal Space Program 2
>Little Nightmares 2
>Iceborne
>followed by nothing
Thanks for nothing, Doritos Pope.

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amazing

We all need to remeber the real heroes we lost along the way.

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What the fuck just happened

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I'd suck on her milkers
Those are my thoughts

This artist is so good, wish we got more YuYuYu so he can draw even more Yuuna

so what else can you do in the game?

>because the translator doesnt need to translate what is said to him
That's exactly what the translator was doing

nice

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only if its cute girl piss

me on the right

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CARAMEL WAS RIGHT

NO LONGER A STICKY THE THREAD WILL BE DEAD SOON

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GEOFF, NO!!!!!

Glad I took a nap throughout the whole thing and jumped in the sticky to see what got announced later/10

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>Sakurai is in the game

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So the baby is similar to a tamagotchi

worse than the gay awards, which is an accomplishment

So where is smash? ?

Post more ass/thighs

>Thread is no longer a sticky

Activate it! Now is the time.

Vergil will be playable in Devil May Cry V: Special Editionā„¢ only playable on the Sony PlayStation 5ā„¢ game system.

WHERES BANNERLORD TALEWORLDS
YOU SAID THERED BE BANNERLORD

I didn't even know this was happening so I slept through the whole thing. What did I miss? Is this like the new E3?

holy shit user delete this
its probably the core spoiler for the game

F

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[email protected]
email me for some chastity cage

Sorry, I just saved it from some random fucko's FB.

GUYS
WHAT IF WE ALL PISS IN THE SAME SPOT
AND MAKE THE LARGEST MUSHROOMS IN THE GAME

>no new DLC character announced
why the fuck did anyone watch this ?

I wish i could smack the poster of this in the face

Time to raid this thread for reaction pics

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it makes perfect sense

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BULLY 2 YOU FUCKING HACKS

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STICKY GONE

Tomorrow and the day after that.

WE NEED TO UNITE THE EAST AND THE WEST

BY PISSING ON MUSHROOMS

>Ps4 motion control
God i hope its not real. Maybe you can move your mouse up and down the shake the baby.

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hot, would make a BB with her

lol

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what did i missed?

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BUT I'LL BE DEAD THEN

Truth be told, I didn't even watch the stream. I just like the chaotic nature of a stickied thread and learned of what went on through reading the posts.
Thanks for the fun time.

>mouse
user...

oh hi xbox, nothing like always

stickes are always great for a number of things

Pretty hyped for humankind. Wonder what they'll bring to the table with that one, districts seems to be in use again

nothing

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GAMESCOM LIVESTREAM INFOS :

RocketBeans TV
youtu.be/Q4Dv3-oU_20
>Bannerlord on Wednesday 14h30 CEST. (should be 05h30 PDT, 08h30 EDT)
>Duration 30 mins
>Planning for that stream : rocketbeans.tv/sendeplan

Gamestar Livestream
youtu.be/DZ2uNm1XQWg
>Bannerlord on Wednesday 14h15 CEST.
>Duration 15 mins
>Planning for that stream : 8images.cgames.de/images/gamestar/226/gamescom-together-sendeplan-v3_6075497.jpg

>Turns out Death Stranding is Metal Gear Solid: Piss Walker

VISIONARY

BEGONE INFINITE GAY SKELETON!

GOD HAS COME TO REAP OUR SINS/10

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the vidya industry exposing itself as gay lame and dead

Nothing.
And everything.
And piss.

I WONT REST HIDEO

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>boomers trying to be "with it"
oh boy

>all these shocked anons reacting
lmao

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Death Stranding gameplay with pissing, baby shaking, and Geoff is in the game.

Some user was posting exhentai links but how the heck do you access exhentai anymore? Didn't it go down?

NEVER EVER

strategic pissing action
fotbol
movies
chinese takeover
stadia shilling

can you imagine kojima pitching this to a bunch of konami execs and asking for millions of dollars

>Rockstar
>announcing new games at events

Nothing

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This whole pathetic show was just an excuse for jeff and kojima to circlejerk each other and their shit game

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I still want to believe damnit

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>posting clothed cunny

you're doing it wrong

Is that 2:30pm EST?

so how much time till Cyberpunk?

This was just an excuse to dress up like shimakaze and get in chastity for me
isn't it like that for everyone? Excuse to shitpost?

>he doesn't know

friendly reminder that rocketbeans already confirmed Yakuza 3 remake for PS4

Motherfucker, I almost choked.

...

>chastity
please shoot yourself unironically

who is this robot and where can i find porn of her

that's why I'm asking bud help me out, I had a long favorites list and I didn't really hear anything.

bye thread
got some pics from you at least

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that's the plan when I hit 30

It went down but got brought back 2 days after, new servers

>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
MOOOOOOOOODS!

>One of the best trailer in gamescom was a CG trailer
>and it was for fucking Kerbal Space Program

fuck off skullface

babby's first snuff pic

I just get the sad girls. Do I need to clear cache and cookies or something

IMAGE LIMITED REACHED AAAAAAH