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sneed
where are the games
Felicia!
STALKER 2
BANNERLORD
UNDEAD NIGHTMARE 2
BASED KERBAL
chuck
KERBAL
Still no games yet.
when will japanese companies start showing off the real games
>KSP
yikes
ANIME TITTY
TITANFALL ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN
GEOOOOOOOOOFF WHERE ARE MY GAMES REEEEEEEEEEE
>KSP 2
a little bit hyped lads
based
put the twitch link you dumb nigger
I want her to use my chest as a litterbox
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm holding off on my gay porn for this?
cp2077 when
be nice
What's with the soĆ½ish green shit?
Why is Gamescom so fucking ass every year. Wake me up when Tokyo game show happens
Geoff discovered coke
Already 20 minutes in and nothing interesting
If we get a new alien isolation game I will definitely crap my pants
>no games
*dabs*
...
>the ship falling over and destroying the base
lel
FUCKING BASED
When is that? Late September?
NICE
>ksp 2
why though?
>PC
oh, now I understand why
wow starfield, looks really nice todd
EPIC EXCLUSIVE BOYS
>PC
Epic exclusive then
Is this about Nintendo? No? NO STICKY FOR YOU
>KSP2
Seriously?
>gamescom
>no games
holy fuck I'm actually hyped
Boring shit for the youtube audience
...
who is this thicc jav bitch
>BAMCO
NANI?!
I have to take a shit, watch I'm going to miss one of the 2 actually good trailers
>bamco
they're obviously saving the big hits til the end
Shouldn't they finish KSP1 first?
right into the nEXt one here
>BAMCO
OH SHIT PAC-MAN WORLD 4 LOOKS GREAT
mid september
>Kino Space Program
Based.
Limbo X Boxtrolls
DIGIMON?
geoff is so happy
Just shit in your pants, you pussy.
little nightmares was pretty dope
oh shit, little nightmares was great
Don't worry there won't be any
Is the Dorito Pope on a crusade to host every video game related event of the year? Why is he showing up everywhere as the frontman?
>Little nightmares 2
who gives a shit
>Little Nightmares 2
nani
Wasn't this supposed to be on the 20th?
did i miss capcom?
youtube.com
You dont HAVE to take a shit
can someone TLDR the announcements so far
>pizzagate the video game
...
yes
Little Nightmares was alright.
>sequels after sequels
Not yet
FUCKING MODS WHERES THE STICKY RETARDS
AND ANOTHER EPIC EXCLUSIVE FROM JAPAN :))))))))))))))))
not yet, waiting for capcom too
>Little Nightmares 2
Finally some good fucking food
Not yet
Okay the conference has started finally.
Bamco show Digimon Survive now.
>Don't spoil my show's announcements you faggot
Whoa, calm down Geoff, it's his game.
who even played the first one?
also fuck that pc digital download logo
Can we stop showing western degeneracy and coonstep dudebro shit? When are the Japanese soulful quality games showing up?
>More western indie """games"""
Not yet
You're right, I just wanted people to think about me shitting
did i miss kojimbo ?
>PC Digital Download
lol they're not mentioning steam
Nice, I really liked Little Nightmares. I might actually buy the sequel
When's Sony?
>Western garbage
Can Kojima come on the scene already
...
>now they are putting "PC digital download" to prevent controversies later
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Hes the only one with any real experience in this regard. In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king
getting kinda bored here, think I'm gonna rub one out until interesting shit comes on
so far all announcements are pretty good. Better than e3
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOD DAMNIIT!!!
dumb whore has a cleft lip
They are still throwing up Steam pages though.
Make a sticky or Yuno will make you eat all the eggs.
STEAM KEKS GETTING BTFO TODAY LUL
Insider here
>Bloodborne and RDR2 on PC reveal incoming
EGS store exclusives
If so, you would "HAVE MISSED" him, but no.
suck my dick weebs
Indie games are good and their developers are treasures
Fuck you all
not yet
>Too scared to actually mention Epic exclusivity
Absolute fucking state of this industry
Wait, it's already going?
since youre avatarfagging that means you look like your pic related irl. im confused cause cute girls dont poop??/1
I saw that too lol
Wait that was it? Fuck.
get chinese moot on the phone
He wants to keep the game industry alive
sss-source
What games are you looking forward to, Yea Forums?
thank you
>capcom
>into free starts playing
>yfw
bunch of autistic nintendo spergs as always
also FUCK YES KSP2
I wish they made a sequel but with a Predator instead, with the game set in a city or a jungle.
I don't care about the Sony Predator game.
This is an awards show?
WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES????
man, this sucks
>bloodborne EGS
bb has shit multiplayer, I'll just pirate
wow Geoff is burning through that shit
"rubbed one out" into your mouth, check
M-MOMMY
Digimon
I need a shit but don't want to miss anything
Save me.
It's all fucking boring
KSP2 reeks of something that would be EGS.
WOOOOO
DREAMS
SONY WINS
>wimmin presenters that have to read off of cards because they don't know shit
greaaaaaaaaat
me on the right
Here's the token female presenter
vampire tranny
just put on a diaper loser
I hate video games
Cute girls poop the most obviously.
They'll never into free again. They didn't even keep the song for the update.
I did. It was good.
who is this femoid?
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI V
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
Is he showing anything I should care about besides some Metal Gear thing?
bamco does it sometimes too and they're still on steam
pc logo alone means nothing, and having steam logo also means nothing because a deal can be struck later on
Do you guys think Dorito Popes boyfriend will make an appearance? or will they just show more gameplay of his game?
already more women at gamescom than at E3
ALL
OF
MY
CUM
FOR
THIS
GODDESS
Why is this so cringe its like watching TV
TV died for a reason
yes, ds was the opener
When's Capcom
GO NOW user
the next 2 games are not that good
trust me
Based. Doubt we will see Survive here considering its all normie safe shit.
M-MOMMY OH GOD MY DICK
Diaperfags will hang first
this better have a source
NO MORE GAMES TO SHOW
JUST AWARDS
Tokyo game show
Bsed
proof
SOON
??????????
God imagine just sliding your dick between her titty and arm fat.
BUNCHA SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS IN HERE
> Resident Evil 3Make
> Cyberpunk gameplay
> Elden Ring Gameplay
> KSP2
> Little Nightmares 2
PREDATOR
>le asymmetrical multiplayer game
>has leg slit
>doesn't even poke a knee out
What a fucking cock tease
>three threads open at once
For frick's sake.
kys incel
Evolve: Electric Boogaloo
>Illfonic
They're still alive?
HOLY SHIT EVOLVE 2
>trailer starts
>licensed music begins to play
I cant believe devs still do this shit in 2019
I'm only watching this to laugh at Westashit t b h. Can't wait for TGS though.
> looks worse than crysis 1
>predditor
oh my god what is this shit
is this the first time geoff has disappointed us?
Never really payed attention to gamescom.
Are announcements going to happen throughout the duration? Or are most big announcements during this opening bit?
>still no sticky
Ffs mods
BFBB:R when
could be good
in the trash where it belong enjoy persona 5 kart
This looks like a PS3 game
Evolve looks better than this.
DUBS AND STICK.
>Elden Ring Gameplay
did it match the leaks?
Go play Concrete Jungle instead
Oh hey another shooter. WEOW!
nice cinematic framerate
Oh, it looks like shit
this opening bit is new
Cranky Kong.
YES BROTHER
Asymmetric pvp game?
looks shit
>sir we found that predator game we lost in 2007
Any chance we'll see stalker 2 today, or will it be later on in gamescom?
this predator game legitimately looks like an xbox 360 game
>Evolve 2
I fucking laughed at this one
NOSGOTH IS BACK BABY
what a load of shit
fucking this
looks cool besides the shit framerate
god I want to eat her fucking asshole
What did he mean by this?
timesplitters
Looks like a PS3 game
>gameplay reveal is like 5fps
Bad look
Looks pretty shit too
>illfonic
its guaranteed to be shit
>predator game
>you mostly kills other humans
DEAD GAME
>we didnt even think about it lmao
Underrated
How can you fuck up a predator game that badly
Looked like the rambo game lmao
Can we fucking get this tread to bump?
AvP2 did it better
She the right kind of thicc
>generic shooter #65465
That didnt look too bad but if its over $20 I wont bother
Oh this looks like it could be fu-
>"So you guys did Friday the 13th"
DROPPED
>friday 13th
that explains the graphics and performance
They fucked up Friday the 13th so they went with another IP instead.
>went to Fox and my pal from the synagogue gave us the license
Woah so interesting.
It's Evolve all over again
>western games only
Fucking boring sjws garbage. Where are the japanese games?
Check on pornhub fucking virgin
what a fat fuck
no. looks like shit
It's an Evolve rehash
That game looked like it started development when the movie was in the cinemas
how long until the game dies like Friday the 13th?
WHERE THE FUCK IS VERGIL
AHAHAHAHAHAH ILLFONIC?!
Trash confirmed
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH PUBLISHERS AND SHOWING 15FPS GAMEPLAY TRAILERS
I DON'T FUCKING GET IT
the hunter has become the hunter-ed
"pukes"
If not today, Wednsday
Based
>no new good avp game
life sucks
thought it was bad company at first, really looked like it till the gameplay
yeah.... because 4v1 worked so well for evolve
hey look, Predator!
it's so fucking generic that if it didn't have Predator in it, it could be named literally anything else!
>New Predator game
>Give it to Friday the 13th makers
Who even plays asymmetric shooters?
>
Soulless, soulless, soulless
hey
TGS
dont you guys have phones
>Hey let's listen to the Xcucks who concern trolled over MP games
>Let's do this instead of Gravity Rush 3
Th-thanks Sony
>the same fucking hacks who made and dumped friday 13th
how did you record this that fast you fucking autist
Why does every game these days look like the use the shitty game engine that EA used in Mass Effect andromeda. It fucking looks and feels like garbage.
THIS
Is this 2 hours?
they're saving all the big cums for TGS
Just fuck me up.
This conference was supposed to be good.
Buzzwords for free
>seethe
>cope
>Dilate
>WE WUZ
>have sex
>top kek
>lol
>$oy
>we did it bros
> Oh nononono hahahaha
>never ever
>its shit
>Wtf bros....
>btfo
Hacka Doll 3 is sexy
I hope illfonic goes and fucks themselves because they dropped Friday the 13th like a dead baby
How long until they drop the support for their new Predator game once it tanked?
SOON
It's the only way he can get famous enough to hang out with hollywood types who will feed him children and adrenochrome
MONSTER HUNTER
die weeb pedo
Here's your Capcom, bro
Finally MonHun
Monster Hunter is the closest you're getting to something not normie-core tonight. Enjoy.
KOJIMA WHEN!
kys jizzbrain
>Pard
MH IS ON BOISSSSSSSS
Or it's recreating the way the movie flowed? Retard
Sony could have spent some money to make Predator
>Friday the 13th devs
oh makes sense why it looks like shit.
HERE IT COMES BOIS
MONSTA HUNTA
This
i wanna be friends with Hackadoll 3
Geoff losing the will to live
>non nintendo monster hunter
it's shit
i just turn on, what i list?
FUCKING FINALLY
forgot about death stranding boi
the knows nose
>Iceborne might be the only Capcom news
FUCK
MONSTER HUNTER: SKYRIM
Ah okay thanks user. Guess they're trying to capitalize on the death of E3
>what is stalker 2
Song?
> Itās first person, with some melee combat although most of it is these weird laser guns.
> There was no class/character creator, youāre forced to play as an armoured tranny.
Looked okay. Weāll see more soon iām sure.
>dumped friday 13th
That had more to do with Victor Miller and Sean Cunnighamn having a legal pissing match
>MH
yay more reptiles to kill wooo
>Jan 2020
FUCKING COME ON THQ I'LL TAKE JUST A SHITTY ANIMATED TRAILER I CAN'T WAIT
Oh yeah this again
>ps4 animation
>ps4 textures
>ps4 waifus
GIVE ME THE RUNDOWN SO FAR FUCK
KSP is clearly on Unreal now
>online looter game
>not normie
Lmao
when is Pepsi presenting
>MH
ZZZZZzzzzZZzzzzzZzzZzz
DAS SHIT IS ACTUALLY COOL
OH SHIT
GEN LAOS TRAIN TRACKS
That was Frostbite, which still looks good for the Battlefield games. It could be that most games these days use UE4.
> double barrel bow gun
>Geoff giving these devs free advertising and they can barely string together a sentence to make the mini-interviews not-awkward
the man looks like he's losing hope
seething
This MonHun stuff looks pretty cool
OH ELDEN RING
based
I should've gone to sleep bros.
Monster hunter
Lackluster as fuck
i can smell the bad framerate already
what you guys looking forward to seeing?
Was MGS5 Demon Edition and MGS Collection on PC announced?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the chosen has become, the chosed
ICEBORNE
>that buffering
dios mio
>for the p-players
Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that I'm the canon traitor
>foe the p-players
YAGER
Normie garbage
Dam Yager is still alive
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT KUSO DAORA #4
THE CYCLE
H
E
C
Y
C
L
E
Ice Ratholos looks stupid
Is this a parody of "look at our game studios and employees" videos?
my sides
I love when they do these monster showcases and they show the longsword user getting his shit pushed in
hell yeah video games
Hey Firefall is back
From spec ops the line to this
that's not tribes...
Fix the Dub Capcom You Lazy POS
>Yager became the very thing they set out to destroy
You bet I've never played your games before. Never will too
>frontier levels of shit on the screen
>WE WANT TO MAKE GAMES YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
>Borderlands clone but with pvp
Trashman.jpg
Stop making pew pew games america
Wow such an original looking game.
>For the P(l)ayers
what a weird sound glitch...
>go from making spec ops the line to *this*
Oh shit it's Tabula Rasa 2
It looks good but I think they had people play poorly on purpose.
FIREFALL IS BACK BABY
I am BORED.
There was Attack on Titan on the Stadia show.
>Epic exclusive
lol
gaming is fucking dead
literally not a single good game
>Epic Gamestore
If nothing else that handheld artillery gun looked nice
MONSTER HUNTER
4K
FOR THE PLAYERS
ONLY ON PS4
yeah you missed it dude
[TACTICAL FACE SITTING ENGAGE]
Vergin
>it's a new genre
fucking lmao
FUCKING NIGGERS
GIVE MH MORE TIME
shit game for a shit store
>
>The Cycle
Possibly the worst name I've seen in a videogame since 2005.
Is Epic sponsoring this shit?
how is death stranding not normie-core? it has big name actors and all the staples of western shit
>EGS
Nah, tomorrow on tuesday a German magazine called GameStar will stream it live on 14 P.M. GMT+2
>pvpve
DOA
I didnt say it wasnt, just said it was the closest we're getting.
Eroge! Sex and Games Make Sexy Games 2
yawn
Monster Hunter does have that effect on people
this aesthetic is wearing thin
>new genre
>FPS
pick one
Looks like planetside 2
>it's PvE and it's PvP
truly groundbreaking
oh no...
>Yager
These guys can't make games. Spec Ops was shit, Dreadnought was full of microtransactions. Now they're making a carbon copy of Destiny.
Is being a Dev so fun and comfy ?
That one dude had pure Bong tier teeth.
>PvPvPvEvPvPvP
IT'S A NEW GENRE
>it's fucking fps
>i-it's really quite different
not yet, gotta be just around the corner
>PvEvP is new
What a fucking gay trailer lmao
>Only 380 replies
lmao video games are dead
yo where are the videogames?
>EGS
hard pass
What the fuck is this garbage? It's just yet another Sony circlejerking event like the VGAs.
Videogames fucking sucks, jesus christ.
>it's another PvPvE FPS
These things always hilariously bomb.
>epic
CAN WE HAVE A COMFY THREAD PLEASE
What's that time in EST?
based
I really want Geoff to start reassuringly stroking this guy's arm
It looks like fucking shit
Have sex
where's sega
Are you fucking kidding me lmao
Bros I'm losing motivation
>quite the risk
>generic shooter
KSP2 has a Steam page.
Why western games are so shit?
holy shit that guy sounds broken
oh lordy
>Online looter game
Anything noteworthy so far?
>Thinking you can make a new genre
Even kojimbo can't do that
> big shoutout to epic
>Iām not like most vidya
>Chink freeware
Lmao
Minecraft has had PvP and PvE combined for years.
>COMPLETELY NEW GENRE NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE
yikes..
>For the players
>Ses EGS exclusive
OH NO NO NO!!!!
Ninja Gaiden and Mecha games never ever
Stop buying them to live out your fantasies yurotard.
Every game is shit, video games are just not for me any more it seems, nor are they developed for me
So long.
>shoutout to Epic for all their help
>PvPPvEvPEEvEPvPvE
>Loot game shooter means it's destiny or borderlands
I have Yea Forums sometimes
>carbon copy of Destiny
Looked like Firefall to me. Which failed for a number of reasons.
You know your event is bad when fucking NINTENDO won with a MICROSOFT PORT.
Thanks Tim!
>independent
>EGS
sure buddy
What the fuck bros I thought this was supposed to be better than E3?
FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC FUCK EPIC
>EGS
guess its gonna underperform then
That trailer is gayer than me wearing my chastity cage right now
>life is pedo 2
>life is hella gay
I feel angry
>Innovative
> New
Can y'all have sex?
OH BOY
LIFE IS STRANGE
NO!
>taking "risks"
>get a bazillion yuan from EGS
Imagine having this shit of a product that you can't even describe it without saying, it's "different"
redpill me on gamescom, do they ever announce good shit here?
>Geoff says there's lots of good german game devs
Name ONE good game made by a German dev
>It looks good but I think they had people play poorly on purpose.
Well this trailer is very obviously a Velkhana showcase where we get to see how she moves and what her abilities are. If it was a true gameplay or weapon showcase, they would make the player do cool stuff like in all the other ones
>EGS
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!
What did I miss?
I forgot that Life is spic was still a thing.
>its fucking nothing
>Life is Cringe
Source?
V E R G I L
E
R
G
I
L
I forgot LiS2 even existed.
>life is strange
ffs
>Life is Strange
bluh
Sounds like you should get that checked out
Life is gay bullshit again
>gacha brainlet tard
Ok
>LiS 2
Lmao no one fucking cares about this game, even people who liked the first one.
Free advertisement
Have they shown any games yet
>life is tumblr
>No e
>Life is Tumblr
That was the face of a man who knows his game is going to bomb.
>Life is strange
I SLEEP
Life is gay
>Life is Soi
Well this looks like soulless cash-grab if I ever saw one, completed with soulless devs.
Of course they continue the franchise with nigga characters after hipster girls.
NEW HITMAN STUFF WHEN
I WANT ME FOOTAGE
8 A.M.?
>Thank Epic for their bravery
KEK
because all they do is revive dead franchises
hooray more swede-core
holy shit i didn't expect much but this show just plains sucks so far
i think 90% of videogames are just not for me anymore. that shitty overwatch looking game by yager was the last straw, going to wait for death stranding and then do something else but i wish geoff the fucking faggot is going to wait until the last moment to show us death stranding
>still no BFBB:R
>life is wowzer
>Movie games
Someone sum up this shit show so far I had to eat.
>more life is strange bullshit
at least they didnt show streamers overreacting this time
>life is shit 10
cool
Gothic?
Explain this.
nan mais qu'est ce que c'est cette merde? si c'est ca le jeu video en 2019, j'arrete, c'est dla marde
The still haven't finished this season?
Hasn't it been out for over a year now?
>LiS
God I fucking hate these new "adventure" games
>this voice acting
Jesus christ this looks bland
Has Capcom showed Dragons Dogma 2 yet? If not, all this can fuck right off.
why are the mods so trash? sticky that motherfucker!
>yager
cool.
>not spec ops
okay.
>it's a shoot'em, loot'em, free to pley'em trash
Fuck.
>they call it new genre but it's just The division
FUCK
Time to take an enormous shit the size of Shanghai. This is boring.
>jesus will save you
Will he?
Life is Strange games need to be permanently deleted and their fans need to be shot dead
Also did they show any Elden Ring yet?
based sue lover
Life is Dranks
Gothic, Crysis, Settlers, Anno
THANK YOU SWENEEEEEEEEY FOR THE FREE GAMES!
STANDING
Snake?
If I had known Gamescom was gonna start like this, I would've done the dishes already!
X3 terran conflict
>people thought this would be better than e3
>all these PS4 logos in games that are not exclusive
Jesus Christ, that company is fucking pathetic.
literally me
no max no play
...
what happened to the video games
Great, Life is Movie 2.
Just bring back the lesbians again or dont even try.
It's possible for sure it goes exclusive, but funny to put it up right away
Far cry, Crysis, Spec Ops: The line, Hunt Showdown, Gothic 1+2
SHAWUN
>that retarded eyepatch
He's already made the money
>Social anxiety intensifies
Based
>life is soi
10 bucks says this series will turn into tranny fest at some point.
there weren't any in the last like 10 years
t. German
>tfw we wont see Digimon Survive because normies will literally die if they see anything that isnt a gun or a sport
Based NTR bro
She liked the minimalist aesthetic
Hey, remember when Life is Strange was about time travel?
>"NOBODY CAN STOP ME!"
>gets hit in the face with a fucking lead pipe
Life is strange Demon edition
CAPCOM PLEASE
sticky
KOJIMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE STICKY NOW
Wtf Commanche? I bought Geforce3 ti for 4th. It was shit, it wasn't sim at all.
JESUS BAD
GOD EBIL
EPIC NEW CONCEPTS
>/pol/
>sticky
based mods
KOJIMA IS HERE FINALLY FUCK
HIDEO AND KOJIMA ARE HERE
STICKY
UNTER
ALTER
B A C H
>interactive movies
>games
KOJIMA
O
J
I
M
A
Hideo Memejima
Kojima is in the building.
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
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STICKY
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STICKY
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STICKY
>The thread is now a sticky.
ALSO KOJIMA IN THE HOUSE
>Sticky
Time to bail.
Post belly or fuck off
IS IT FINALLY COMING
OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>sticky
OH FUGG
WE STICKY NAO
Post Senjougahara, she is the cutest
POSTING IN A STICKY
DON'T LEAVE. KOJIMA's HERE
WE STICKY NOW
>The thread is now a sticky.
based nigger mods 40 minutes late
STICKY
A s s
Civilization?
STICKY
>GUYS, GUYS, MY HUSBANDU IS HERE :3 !!!
POSTING IN A STICKY
HMKD?
BOUT TIME THAT STICKY CAME
it wont be announced for at least a year
maybe e3 2020
KOJIMBO IS ON THE STAGE
also epic exclusive kek
thank god i'm not interested in multiplayer trash
Dorito Pope has to announce Kojima is in the building to get everyone's attention
FNALLY
>FIDEO KOJANGLES IS HERE
OH SHIT
>sticky
fucking finally
HIDEO & KOJIMA ARE IN DA HOUSE
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
SEGA
REMEMBER KOJIMA GUYS? HE'S HERE PLEASE KEEP WATCHING
HIDEO KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Sticky
BASED MODS = GODS
HE'S IN THE BUILDING
>humankind
it's mankind
>Sticky
BASED
no joke, its happening death stranding is epic exclusive....
>getting personal texts from Kojima himself
Imagine
>sticky
based
>sticky
Finally.
More like what if you could rewrite the history of this conference.
>sticky
about time
Will this guy ever stop sucking Kojima's dick?
Toastan in an epic bread
POSTING IN A STICKY
This is about on par with the average Microsoft conference. I would honestly believe this WAS a Microsoft conference if not for MonHun
>some janky Dark Souls rip of that plays even clunkier
>a co-op shooter from 2009
>a Destiny ripoff
>a game for 15yo girls
>KOJIMA
There are like 4 gamescom threads up already letās shift to an existing one dude
kojibro will be here any minute now
KOJIMA IS THERE
HE TEXTS WITH GEOFF
BASED
Sweet sweet jesus, share the source!
Well it wasnt really time travel it was more akin to rewinding time
HE"S HERE
>Amplitude studios
This might actually be good
>Poritos Dope says Kojimbo's name
>instant sticky
holy shit this sucks, I guess they'll put Kojima at the end of this shitshow
Farewell friend. AlƔmenƫ
>Kojima
>Sticky
ITS HAPPENING BROS
>this perfect breeding material is for girls only
POSTING IN A STICKY
>kojima arrives
>thread immediately stickied
cant make this shit up lmao
UNGA BUNGA
SOON
VIDEOGAMES
TOOK YOUR FUCKING TIME
Is this a game about the Geico Cavemen making electro music?
Not an Endless game?
This is a neat Geico commercial
KOJIMA IS HERE
KOJIMA IS HERE
KOJIMA IS HERE
>Geiko: The game
What
CLAIMING MY 5 WIVES
t. Fuutarou
You best start believing in stickies, boiiii
Yer in one
geico commercial
pvpvevp
now on chink store
pray for free white pig and remember to buy loot boxes
Realized I hate video games after watching this trash.
EDM: It's so easy a Caveman could do it.
POSTING IN EPIC STICKY
this isnt the AAA sega game... right..?
FINALLY A STICKY HOLY SHIT
OMG I LOVE YOU HACK OMGGGGGG HIDEO HACKJIMA IS BASEEEEEED
WE STICKY NOW
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
>scientist DJ caveman
Dat soundtrack
edm caveman game sure
Based.
ME OOGA
POSTING IN STICKY
FUCKING STICKY
KOJIMA IS A FUCKING HACK
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
Ok, who let the heroin addict in the DJ booth?
>here's what Europeans will look like in 20 years and its beautiful
nice song
PLEASE
nigga's playing orochimaru's theme on the keyboard
>synthwave caveman
Based
Is that a scruffy Steve Aoki?
I doubt they're showing Elden Ring
ctrl-f smash one deleted post.
shaking my heads faggots
>sticky at last
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
MODS
>GODS
>WUT IF CAVEMAN HAD COMPUTAH
Bravo
geiko caveman!
New civ already?
sticky my dicky uwu
>What if you could rewrite human history
Congratulations, your game is now banned in China
and dropped...
WOW THAT GAME LOOKS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL
>How far will you push humankind?
>shows space monkey
I am confused here
Finally, jesus
toasting in the epic sticky
I NEED MORE MOTIVATION
I guess SEGA wants some Civ money
I don't like niggers.
>THIS IS THE SEGA GAME
>peak humanity is a druggie playing a cheap T&F remix in a spaceship
TRIARII
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE US FROM THIS TRAVESTY OF A CONFERENCE KOJIMA SAN!!!
PLAY IT AGAIN GRUG
uh
>oh btw hideo kojima has just arrived in the building
Do they even expect that 20 year olds would know that literal who.
>Humankind
You mean Mankind?
That's straight up looks like Civ
haha
>INB4 disappointment.
RANDY NO
Damn this new 4x from amplitude looks good
>These sick beats
How can sapes even compete?
What
You don't go from that to....that.
>Civilization clone
Why bother
>it was just a Civ clone
NO MAXINE = NO B U Y
BASED
WW STICKY BOYS
Never EVER
good job sega, it sucks
KOJIMA SAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
I REPEAT
>humankind
I clapped for this non-gendered theme.
>humankind
Might as well just call it "totally not civilization"
Synthcave
mods were just waiting for kojima
>Boredomredditlands
yup, Humankind is a poor man's Civ confirmed
>Borderlands 3
>that popping
i'm not following gamescom, anything of interest happened?
I don't want to tell my parents but, I love sucking cock.
B O R I N G
O
R
I
N
G
I-cannot-believe-it's-not-Civ
>No randy
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BORDERLANDS???!
BADASSLANDS 3
>NO RANDY
LMAO
As someone who is currently playing Civ 5, that looks exactly like Civ 5.
Amplitude is taking over Civilization
firaxis is finished
> not randy
no u
>should it be space caveman Rock Band?
>nah just make Civ5 again haha
Randy couldn't make it :(
>gearbox
Where the fuck is STALKER?
>SWJLANDS 3
WE
WANT
RANDY
NOOOOOOOO
>we can play with your favourite toy
based, I always wanted to build Mugenbine candy toys with a girl
HE
trannylands 3
DON'T SAY HE THIS TIME
WHAT WAS ANNOUNCED SO FAR
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Is Nintendo here?
>bl3
Pissbreak time
RANDY YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT, SHE'S JUST A CHILD RANDY!!!!!!!!!!
>GOTYLANDS 3
About time
Get this 12 year old boy out of this video games thread
but it still has the word "man"
Please fucking tell me that wasn't the AAA title.
YOOOOOOOOOO KOOOOOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
been replaying this, still great
At least it's not Randy this time.
>they refuse to bring on randy
have they finally learned better?
BORDERKEKS
Thank god they didn't bring Randy out
>Cid Mayo's Humankind
Fuck this, ill watch the death stranding trailer later
But Kojima is the most westaboo of them all, you fool.
Randy has gotten fat
thread is moving so fast nobody will notice the poster below me is a cute girl who noticed you
Where's Randy Bobandy?
>HEY PAUL
I love _____!
BoringLands3
Woah, Borderlands!!
CLAIM YOU'RE WAIFUS
Comfy Yea Forums thread.
Gonna make food and put on my stockings. What are you gonna eat Yea Forums?
>Gearbox
Epic and, dare I say, badass
BADASS 3
>muh hexagon grid
Has there ever been a lazier way to do things.
>Gets fucked by old faceless, man
Based
>Borderlands 3
NO NO NO
SHOW A FUCKING VIDEO GAME ALREADY
THIS IS FUCKING GARBAGE
>Borderlands 3
>Hype "crowd"
>People near the camera not even clapping
Kerbal Space Program 2
>borderlands 3
Next game please
>HE
DON'T MISGENDER THE FUCKING ROBOT CIS SCUM
Sega revealed nonCivilization.
HERE BEFORE 1000 POSTS
I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING KOJIMA HAS TO SAY
#BASED
>another space game
no man sky 2
WHERE MY EVERSPACE BROS AT
GENDER
oh shi-
fuck off weeb
>yfw posting on an ebin sticky
I don't know man. I don't know.
FAKE CORPORATE HYPE
AMR a shit
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Oh hey, Everspace 2.
MODS
>not rockstar
Unironically loving synthwave scientist DJ caveman
Not today, Zion-Don
>everspace
holy shit it's something
more
can't believe you're going to go on vacation for this slag
Check these trolled dykes
EVERSPACE 2 EPIC EXCLUVISE GET FUCKED STEAMIES
jokes on you i think edelgard sucks
seikai, desu
everspace and ksp2 look cool
do a barrel roll
Finally a good game
>EVERSPACE 2
BASED
best posts itt
EVERSPACE 2
EVERSPACE LMAO WHAT
This board's only problem is overmoderation. So many fun threads get deleted for no reason. It creates a serious, funless atmosphere that's death to a site like this.
Everspace?
When will asuka get a videogame
Manga is infinitely better than the show, but ep11 is a good chunk better
It's also the best romcom around
He is impressed.
yeah its called kh3 gummi missions NEXT
Flagship of my heart.
Yea Forums said this would be good.
NIGGERS
WHOAAAAA LOVECRAFT IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!
Can't believe this hasn't been based yet.
Case in point.
Fuck you, but I kek at this everytime
What in the goddamn
EU funding is rolling in and krautcore is starting to boom
OH NO NO NO HOW WILL REBEL GALAXY INCELS RECOVER
whats with all these shit games?
the makoto
MAGURO-071
Nishimura Nina
Retards literally can't use google, jesus
any better newcomer in the past 2 years than Misty Queen? can't stop watching her bros
Chris Roberts on suicide watch.
NO ONE
why
Everspace 2 looks fucking dope though.
ok this does actually look cool
based
Its starfox
But with nothing on it only "realism"
lmao who cares about this when star citizen is coming
EVERBASED
good taste
Can we get a new ip with non fucking garbage gameplay for once
fuck
Too bad I wanted to see the massive cucklord
>have to go to shower and go to work in an hour
>mfw I might miss something important while I'm away
(sp)ace combat
>sticky
>only 1000 replies
Holy shit, gamescom is dead.
i'd be impressed if they showed Aquanox3
>Everspace
>Not Freelancer 2
Fuck off
YOU KNOW ANONS THAT TAKE TWO INTERACTIVE IS A MAFIA ORGANIZATION!!! IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST, YOUR MOMA WILL GET RAPED BU THE MAFIA!!
>2021
Oh nonononono
>2021
LMAO
This was anounced hours ago.
>2021
>Steam
i will now buy your game
>2021
but that's like 10 years away
based
YAAAAAAAAAAAS I'M FUCKING EXCITED FOR BORDERLANDS 3ā¢, BROS!!! LETS LAUGH TO THE SEETHING STEAMCELS LMAO
>more vehicle games
IS THIS NO MANS SKY BUT WITH LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO
it looks soooooooooo empty
>Indie game
>Revealing two years before release.
Nonko.
I accidentally cut into it with a kitchen knife earlier today.
>Steam
based
>2021
oof yikes
What was that circle shit about? I missed it mostly
every time i see this gif i keep thinking it's bibo
>local indie dev styles on No Man's Sky more at 11
Get a bf instead :)
Nice, Everspac
>2021
what the fuck
>steam
>no egs
GET FUCKED
Oh boy, a generic arcade space shooter.
kojima never made a single good game
>steam logo
I guess they realize that EGS won't be around in 2021
Post YFW so far
WITCHER 3 ON GAMECUBE
woah what game is this
>2 years away
Dead on arrival
THOSE GRAPHICS LMAO
HOLY SHIT THIS IS CRUSTY
>that image
i believe you
is that witcher 3 for the n64?
> WITCHER KINO
>Switcher 3
dat quality
>2021
NOBODY WILL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO FUCKING SEE IT HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT
looks fun
>2012
NICE QUALITY NINTENDO
for real?
>EVIL GENIUS 2
SWITCHER
almost freelancer 2
being alive is suffering
>witcher 3 again
WITCHER 3 ON SWITCH WAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH WE WIN IT AGAIN BROS
>240p gameplay
For me, it's Valmet.
WITCHER 3 ON SWITCH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder how soft her breasts and pussy is.
give me cyberpunk you polish bastards
2021
LOL
EVERSPACE 2 2021 FUCK
>No EGS
OOF
this is shit lmao
Mmmmm ports
FUCK TAKE TWO
OI BLOODY HELL IT'S A WITCHA
test
We know about this already.
>switch logo
>120p gameplay footage
holy shit
a chier CEST A CHIER
>2020+1
KINOCHER3
OH NO NO NO THE PIXELS THE SMUDGE
I want a rythm spacegame with him, not some Civ knockoff
>Rockfish supposed to be coming out with a non-roguelike game similar to everspace
>It's just everspace 2
>witcher 3
really why
MY EYES
more pls
>just showing Switcher 3 again
for what purpose
AHAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT
>THOSE SWITCH GRAPHICS
the switcher
GERALDO GERALDO GERALDO GERALDO GERALDO
will she get BLACKED?
>a game that has virtually nothing but its graphics going for it on the switch with shit graphics now
genius
Dear god this looks fucking horrendous.
Nice voxel graphics.
I love the Switch and TW3 but please stop showing this blurry embarrassment.
>Shitch port of Witcher 3
OH SHIT I JUST WOKE UP WHAT DID I MISS?
lol is this a PS2 game
>show off Switch version of Witcher 3
> it's grainy and low res as fuck
The Witcher big bing wahoo edition
>Only 40 minutes in
WITCHER 3 ON YOUR PHONE
>160p witcher
amazing
>SWITCHER
OH NO NO NO NO
IT LOOKS LIKE ASS
ITS THE SWITCHER!
what ps3 game is this?
lol PS3 edition of Witcher 3
Witcher 3: Downgrade Edition
I'm actually really impressed they got it on the Switch.
UGLY
>Witcher 3 Swithc looking like SHIT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAH
muh eyes
witcher looks like trash on the switch
LOL
Let's have a toast
>THESE FUCKING GRAPHICS
>Witcher 3 on Switch
>Looks like ass
AHAHAHAHAHA
Muh graphics fags incoming
Switcher 3 IS a fucking technical miracle.
Kojima
>witcher on switch
of course
>he tweeted about it
Demon Edition is actually fucking happening lads
>Switcher 3
Lmao
First game to get demastered?
the graphics match the gameplay
Really hope this is good.
WHO THE FUCK HASN'T PLAYED THIS FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD GAME BY NOW
WHY THE FUCK RELEASE IT MORE
guys, somethings wrong with youtube. It says 1080p in the settings, but its showing me a 360p video. Help!
The witcher is aging like milk
Why do they think this is even acceptable?
YOU CAN SEE THE FPS DROPS.
>Those graphics
Can't see how this warranted a sticky, snoring up a storm here. God this is boring.
>switcher
Retards who love hamster wheels.
>people posting ">2021"
It's literally 16 months away.
Are they serious with this shit? Holy fuck. xD It looks awful.
nice ps2 game
Can we get a round of applause please for CD Projekt Red for their amazing port of the Witcher 3 to Switch? Yeah it looks like fucking garbage, but what a stunning technological achievement!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>only 1001 posts on a sticky
Yea Forums is truely dead
that actually would've been cool, shame he's relegated to the trailer and nothing else (probably)
Nie, hehe
Best artist
Why is this even being shown again?
Holy fuck, you could see all that pop in at the end lmao. Fucking hell.
when will the real games be shown?
>Playstation 2 graphs
TOUCAN SAM NOW ON SWITCH
>The switcher 3
Yep it looks like shit
it looks bad, but let's be honest, if the game becomes bad for being ugly, then it wasn't a good game to begin wiht
earn that ninten money geoff
Witcher 360p looks so bad xD
nintendo cucks on suicide watch
It looks so fucking bad ahahahahahhaha
360p switch with pop in :O :O :O I LOVE SWITCH
look good at 480p
lol wtf?
game of the generation now on the shitch
A game releasing late may be eventually good, a game releasing early will be bad forever.
show me that whole ass
oh man
at least you only lost half your nail and not the entire finger
JESUS THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NINTENKEKS
>Fifa
crickets
....
KEK NINTENBABY CAN WASTE HIS MONEY ON THIS SHIT
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
>FIFA
Piss break.
This looks like when I had to chuck out graphical features like Jack The Ripper for my games to run on my old busted PC.
Christ, Switch is like 2 gens behind on hardware.
Newfag
The base is gonna be multi-leveled with elevators and shit
>Fifa 20
>Dead fucking silence
>feefur
>Fifa
>fifa 20
Fuck EA
240p stream
>Fifa 20
fuck off
>switch
Is witcher 3 the new skyrim?
>That'll be the only nintendo reveal here
god FUCK
SWITCH GRAPHICS LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>we're gonna talk about FIFA 20
>silent crowd
kek
Why though, switch should be able to do better than that
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
why was the bandai namco logo on the witcher 3 trailer?
>FIFA 20
FUCKING KILL ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASEEEEE
OH BOY SPORTS
>FIFA 20
>............woo
Euros unimpressed with EA's nonsense
FOOTIE
>those graphics
oh boy time to hear about copy paste sports game #9214
FIFFFFAAAA SPIC BROS WHERE YA AT!?!
> now we are talking about fifa20!
> silence
FIFA can't even get applause in fucking Europe
>fifa 20
>nobody cheers
based
The Switcher
literally nobody cares about fifa
OMG OMG ANOTHER PORT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Fifa
F O O T B A L L
Witcher 3 only good thing is the graphics.
>now we talk about fifa
>silence
>in germany
>can't go back and grab deleted images anymore because the archive is dead
>nobody claps for fifa
>everybody loves fifa
Wew
GERALT IN SMASH
MMM MMPH I'M A NINTENCU CK AND I LOVE PORTS YES I SURE DO!
>FIFA
>FIFA
Yes but it's like playing DOOM on a fridge, it's cool it can be done but why would you play it there?
german crowd so cringe
time for SPORTS
Why does Yea Forums hate videogames?
>YEAH FIFA
>*dead silence*
lmao
FIFA
I
F
A
>FIFA 20...
>no applause at all
FIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>those pop ins
LMAO
LIVE from the Bannerlord booth. After several attempts, journalists still unsuccessful at discerning a release date. Fans remain on edge.
>fifa kickballfaggotshit
FIFA 20 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>Kerbal Space Program 2
They game we will never able to talk about it.
haha fucking fifa
crowd deadpan quiet
>NIIIIIIINNNNTENDOOOOO SWWWIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHHHHH
when is ea going to realize we don't want fucking sports in our press conferences
suprise mechanic football
>another game for negroids
>Fifa 20
Wake me up in 5 minutes.
>IT'S THE SWITCHER 3!!
PEE BREAK
Okay I'm out
>fucking FIFA
newfag
>FIFA 20!!!!
*silence*
kek
>POVERTY BALL
Oh NO NO NO
>FIFA
Jesus Christ kill me.
Good God this event is fucking boring.
I want an irl Valmet GF
>FIFA
Oh fuck off
>audience in complete silence for Fifa 20
FIFA NIGGERS YEAHHHHH
Is there anything good going to happen today or should I fuck off?
holy shit, switcher looked worse than a ps2 game
Not even the best girl from that show.
you could feel Geoff's pain when he said "everyone loves FIFA"
>fifa
We have a word for fifa palyers. It is "Kanaken".
>Geoff sounds so uninterested in the so far only Switch game
>suddenly enthusiastic about FIFA
So fucking cringe.
>switchfags WILL defend their atari jaguar downgrade of witcher 3
SNACK BREAK
GET YOUR SNACKS
GO PEE
FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS FIFA POGGERS
Geoff is the only man who can carry an event like this without cringe. Nobody clapped for FIFA and he handled it masterfully.
Where the fuck is Witchfire and Saints Row V
>FIFA
ugh
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>FIFA
The absolute state
nice shop
>your favourite clubs
Except for Juventus hahahahahahaha
Don't get my hopes up
YEAHHHHHHH BROOOOOOO FIFA
>fifa
The switch is a joke for third party
The Switcher 3
Cinematic 24 fps
TV-standard 640x480
SHOW ME S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2
wrong image sorry
meant to reply with this
>fifa
I FUCKING SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>Fifa
>no one claps
mfw
>nobody claps for fifa
>in krautland
I like my switch, i like Witcher 3 but this looks like utter shit and will probably only last an hour on handheld mode so it aint even worth it for the portability.
Sounds like they expected a big reaction to "FIFA".
Fuck EA.
>EA Fifa game
>complete silence from the audience
oof
VOLTA FOOTBALLL
youtube.com
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS
>Yea Forums is going to have a breakdown over the least believable leak in a long time
I hate all of you, but I love all of you.
Rude, though I don't entirely disagree. A:MR is a beautiful game, but also an extremely repetitive and boring. It feels really padded out and without direction a lot.
Still love McGee's Alice though.
>Fifa
TSUUUUUUUUUUU!
FIFA STREET
>FIFA
So far only Everspace 2 looked interesting for me.
3 remake? Where?
>ITS FIFA GUYS YOU LIKE THE FOOT ON THE BALL GAEM RIGHT
>No one gives a fuck in the audience not even europeans anymore
Based, EA is fucked
>fifa
>even germans give zero fucks
Claimed
Post your Gamescom battlestation
>spic games
OMG football
That was one of the things I was really hoping for.
WOAH GUYS IT'S (NOT) FIFA STREET
>Sterlel
he must've felt that complete silence
I honestly don't know why they bothered
What did I miss?
based
John Madden
People that go to those conventions are video game enthusiasts, not fucking casuals.
CLAP FOR FIFA YOU FILTHY EUROPEANS
Imagine getting nothing but crickets from a European crowd talking about a toesphere game.
>*dead silence*
>everybody loves FIFA
People should make more fake Trump gaming tweets, they're hilarious.
>football
>football
>football
It's soccer you dumbass
Fuck FIFA.
Darkstalkers fucking when?
that isnt footage that they would show. No way.
this site is finally dying thank you lord
>FIFA
Do sport niggers really need to be reminded Fifa comes out every year?
Jill is mine!
>FIFA
>narrative director
Another gameshow another day where the words "Epic" and "Store" are not uttered in the same sentence out of fear of negative press.
I just got up. Anything cool get revealed yet?
>Fifa so bad even divegrassfag germany hate it
nobody cares about your desk, faggot
>street football
LMAO embarassing
so no cyberpunk 2077 gameplay?fuck those polish pricks
this
*dabs*
post more cute cassandra
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what have I missed so far?
literally nothing, just move on
*DAB*
we're already scrapping the barrel of the bottom
i can already smell the huezillians playing this shit
I know you niggers hate video games, but so far I'm really hyped about KSP 2 and Everspace 2, what about you?
SPIN THOSE CHAIRS
>normie chats are indistinguishable from most of Yea Forums
bros...
Give me the quick rundown, anything interesting at all? Digimon Survive? New Sonic game? Anything that isn't a shooter or a Switch port.
Why are they pushing for that street football crap? No one is interested in that.
>anything "street" about football
It's the most pussy sport ever.
Bro just call in sick
The future
(You) mean doxx ourselves like (You)?
based
Nigger music intensifies
>OH NO FIFA
>Last year, the purchase of Fifa points accounted for 11% of all EA sales (including purchases of games, and their own in game purchases).
>Thatās roughly $500 million spent on Fifa points.
This is why they shill FIFA. They shill it because its a fucking cash cow.
>SHADOW OF POTATO MOUNTAIN
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT PLEASE LET ME FUCKING DIE ALREADYYY
Since when is gamescon a thing?
You sure love sucking Sony's dick even though they have literally nothing but multiplats, though.
There arenāt any good ones being shown yet. Terrible taste you stinking nog.
> those background graphics
bold move to bring geralt into the spyro universe
Kerbal Space Program 2 and SEGA's making a Civilization clone
So they basically trying to shove Fifa Street into standard Fifa. It's like 10 years too late guys.
SHOW SOME ACTUAL FUCKING GAMES AAAAAA
Why are they shilling for volta so hard? They abandoned fifa street themeselves years ago
Clearly PC, the Anti-Aliasing isn't nearly as fucked as switch.
>fifa still going
now kiss
Is there any paralympics game out there?
Cute pantsu
Cute nude girls.
>They added the USWNT
lmao incels BTFO
*dabs*
VOLTA FOOTBALL VOLTA VOLTA VFIFA VOLTA FOOTBALL VOLTA
Not this you dumb nigger LOL
You missed this!
Based Hisone poster.
test
F I F A now with shit
civ clone and kerbal space game 2
remember
don't think about the stadium workers
don't think about the slavery
just clap for
football
where are the video games
Geralt is in FIFA
*dabs*
*dabs*
fuck you faggot
Sony wins again baby
>had to cut to fake in-game clapping before the audience could be heard not clapping
LOL
Canāt wait for my team to get gunned down in the favelas
Oh fuck he knows about my "early hands"
EA legit killed their sports franchises with their ultimate team and lootbox bullshit, this crowd reaction is to be expected and I love it
>FIFA
>story mode
lol
look great on switch
>[Deleted]
>[Deleted]
>[Deleted]
>[Deleted]
>[Deleted]
>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>FIFA story mode
>they didn't learn their lesson after The Journey flopped
are they running that shit with the Sims2 engine?
>Euros dont clap for Fifa
What bizzaro world am I in?
>xbox buttons
nice try
MAN KICK BALL
EYE CLAP
Kek,what do you think this is?
Half way through, rate right fucking now.
Just tuned in. What did I miss?
Cringe
FIFA is the real reason Playstation still dominates
YOU GETTIN' DABBED ON NIGGA
There's only 1 acceptable kind of "foot balls"
GOOK DABBING ON YURO SOCCER FAGS
fucking third-worlders and europoors
TIANANMEN SQUARE
what am I looking at
The game likely isnt coming out on January 1st 2021. So its gonna be more than 16 months
Larry what the fuck is this shit
>another diversity driven story line in a sports game
end it
>men are bigger bitches than womyn
soccer lmfao
>FIFA 20 WORLD PREMIERE CLIP!
AND TO THINK PEOPLE WANTED TO KEEP LOOTBOXES AND THIS SHIT FUCKING ALIVE FUCK YOUUUUU
Why do sports games take more time to show off at these shows than other games?
what animu is this?
>it's still going
Why are you posting your own art in this videogame board? Like barely anyone cares.
This bitch empty
YEET
*dab*
Jesus christ, even the fucking Jap women in EA games are fucking disgusting-looking goblinos.
This sucks.
Gears 5
YEAH YEAH YEAH
>Everyone looks like a fucking alien
What the actual fuck
IS THAT KOJIMBO?
Fifa pandering to china. Gaming is over.
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>xbox controller
try harder kiddo
Fuck FIFA, I'm gonna buy some chocolate
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
get dabbed on nerd
this is gay
>/alter/cuck mind
oh man, look at how cool that animated character is bouncing an imaginary ball in precisely the way the game programmed him to be.
KSP 2 has already made this day far better than I expected
holy fuck what is that goblina
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hate football so much
these are literally playstation 2 graphics what the fuck
that was fucking hilarious
>not even gameplay
IMPRESSIVE
This is cringe
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
what the fuck was that
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
is this shit like e3?
HOW COOL IS THIS
who though this was a good idea?
You mean bloomers?
>MASS EFFECT FACES
OH NO NO NO NO
DESTINY 4
Is this the stupid shit Euros really enjoy?
Mamimi till the end of time
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
hey how cool is this?!?
>EA
There's videos of people opening dozens upon dozens of the most expensive lootboxes to proof that the drop rate for the rarest players are rigged.
It's insane.
look at those canadians
why are developers so out of touch
THATS IT ?
WHAT THE FUCK
What was it?
They used Mass Effect Andromeda Facialanimations
Tokyo Games Show cant come soon enough.
what the fuck tamamo
What's wrong, Yea Forums?
Don't you like football?
Made to be fucking raped. God that body
Thats just Americans in general.
Dear god..
>FIFA
I hate soccer and I'm an Euro
>zero squash and stretch on the ball
wow that looks so crappy, like what a ps2 games would do
>NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
cinematics will probably be letterboxed FMVs
did fireden die or something?
HEY HOW SHIT IS THIS?
These fucking FIFA face animations are nightmare fuel. I though this shit made billions of dollars. Why does it look so bad
>Fifa game
>No whites
Well done, EA.
Whatever, just put them in my mouth
>has xbox prompts
it's pc on lowest settings retard
I hope you mean Chiquita, otherwise you're fucking dead to me.
Kojima will say Gutenu Tarrg
EL GOBLINA
PODRACING
Hey, Yea Forums...
Vox-chan is my waifu.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
are they even trying?
this should be illegal to market
>the gameplay trailer is just a cinematic of some ugly chink juggling while canned "whoohooo" play in loop
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
damn
Autistic one
SCAM CITIZEN
>Not actual gameplay
Always a good start
fucking china
oh em gee
>sticky
FINALLY
>fifa
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
Fifa's target audience doesn't pay attention to game conferences, it's only there for share holders.
>474707047
wtf
now this is what I call pod racing
*dabs*
WIPEOUT
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK ME!
This is so fucking boring.
>how cool is this
Not very, actually.
>WATCHING YOUNGYEA'S STREAM
>DISGUSTED FOR ASIANS
>not kaguya
no one else is as synonymous with spacejin
don't do it
KEK
WTF
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
>STORYMODE IN FIFA
Moot!
Is this the shitshow?
where is the pokefag recapping shit?
...
Fucking hell that's the stuff. I love that ass
What did I miss? Now that we finally have sticky
now this is podracing
HOLY SHIT STAR WARS EPISODE 1 POD RACER
>sticky
>only 1000 replies
Is Yea Forums fuckin dead?
claiman maho
It's a company that exists off of selling IDEAS
it nuked Yea Forums and /vg/ boards,as well as some others
WHAT THE FUCK
Oh shit nigger we /m/ now
>here's this thing that's not destiny even though it looks exactly like destiny
I already called in sick last week due to a shite hangover and July fucked my bank account.
SCI-FI FALLOUT 76 IS HERE
>another Destiny/Anthem
is this a new anthem DLC ?
HAPPY FEET
just posting a prank
>new archive doesn't save deleted images
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHER EIS FIREDEN
>replying to your own post
sad
Nah, this is THE shishow.
HALO 2
HALO : DESTINY
>that transition into shit generic gameplay after the CGI
laughing my ass off haha
the fuck is this garbage
someone will fall for this
>escort your dipshit friends around: the game
WTF this looks cool
Trump tweet warning about Yea Forums posts killing anons' mothers
STICK 'EM UP THIS IS A ROBBERY!
I don't care about Death Stranding but I hope Kojima shows up soon and ends this boring show.
>quips
just fuck off already
Hey :)
>not anthem
I HATE NIGGERS
sassy black robot
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
> ABSOLUTELY NOT DESTINY
Its not developers who are. Its publishers. I work for a large multinational video game company and its just a job to me. I come in and do what I'm told.
wh-what?
No
Jesus this looks lame
Gay normalfag detected.
GRAND THEFT AUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Women soldiers completely break my immersion, even in futuristic scenarios, go ahead, call me an incel
We've seen:
>Gears 5
>Comanche
>DCL The Game
>NFS Heat (with a shitty mobile app you can download)
>Kerbal Space Program 2
>Little Nightmares 2
>Predator Hunting Grounds
>Monster Hunter World Iceborne
>The Cycle
>Life is Strange 2 episode 4
>Humankind
>Borderlands 3
>Everspace 2
>The Witcher 3 on Switch
>FIFA 20
>Desintegration
I just got here. What did I miss? I only care about Final Fantasy VII Remake
destiny-anthem-podracing
at least the robots look ok
Vidya is dead.
OH DIOS MIO
LA CREATURA
>TOTALLY NOT DESTINY WE SWEAR HAHA BUY IT haha free weekend pls play
>Another sci-fi multiplayer
God...
>BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Fuck off with this shit already
UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOT
I love Kirino
Is it !notDestiny or !notHalo?
Bitch
SASSY BLACK WYMEN
I thought that was fucking Destiny.
update 4chanx dummy
One more hour to go...
looked like fucking hot garbage.
That looks EXACTLY like Destiny.
wow it's the music with the epic chord progression and cool tactical ad libs
what in the fuck
I HATE QUIPS! I HATE FUCKING QUIPS!
>robo chick
S O L D
>Whedon quips
Fuck...
SASSY BLACK WOMAN!
>Volta
Dead after 2 months. People only care about Ultimate Team now
God damn, nothing but shitty, generic western games.
All these shitty shooters with tacked on RPG elements and GaaS models and retarded shitty Marvel quippy cinematics are making me want to kill myself.
Also, this is another EGS exclusive.
>another clone of destiny/anthem
jesus fucking christ, who the fuck asks for these
mooooooooooooooooooooot
What happened to Fireden? Why are they no longer hosting Yea Forums and /vg/?
mite b cool
But probably won't, and will probably have a bunch of retarded shit happen between now and release
>mecha
not bad, i expect gameplay
Just got home, did I miss anything cool?
>Disintegration
Looks alright.
more more more
Is this Anthem? like jesus fucking christ what a dull shitty concept , how many times can they make the same fucking game.
You wish
Its another pew pew gaem
I legit assumed that was a new Destiny 2 expansion until they showed the name.
WHAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>QUIRKY BLACK WOMAN
another epic exclusive
>2020
REST IN FUCKING PEACE 2019, NOBODY BROUGHT GAMES FOR THIS YEAR NOBODYYYY
>PC
HOLLLLLYY SHIT BLOODBORNE 2
>space fortnite
lol
>disintegration
Doomed to fail.
This is fucking boring.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>""PC""
Lol
>asymmetrical multiplayer
That's never fun.
TAMAMOMIND
tanks user
Destiny 3: Halo
>Bootleg Destiny L4D failed abortion
I hope Death Stranding and Metal Gear make up for this shit
shit
game looks like shit
blame the new archive not having a cp filter
>Halestiny
I sleep
>title drops
Are you meaning to tell me that wasn't fucking Destiny?
WHY DOES ALL WESTERN SCI-FI LOOK AND SOUND THE SAME
Will STALKER 2 be here?
People linking to pages upon pages of copy/pasted EGS shilling really got in Tim Sweeney's way so he ordered to pull the plug.
Geoff is finally starting to age
Will Kojima save the show bros?
8man pls
NIGGER ROBOT
MGS announcement coming
twitter.com
lmao EU is tough crowd compared to american E3 audience. They hardly cheer or clap for anything.
WTF FIREDEN DOESNT HAVE Yea Forums ANYMORE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>(you)
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
> LIKE YOU NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
Go away
why the fuck did Ryozo cuck us so hard with that Iceborne trailer? Just had to show Brachydios for fucks sakes
OOOOHHHH MY GOOD SO HYPE ANOTHER ONLINE MULTIPLAYER SCI-FI SHOOTER RPG HYBRID!!! HOOLY FUCK BROS HOLY FUCK I CANT BROS THIS IS SO EPIC
>tired and hungry
This conference was a mistake.
DISTINTERGRATIONY
>robot girls
>metal gear
Cmon now
like
nothing
you've
ever
played
before
I thought the leather strap was a leash for a second. I am upset.
>Western games
zzzzzzz
>>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images
>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images>b4k doesn't archive the fucking images
>Most generic looking game possible
>NOBODY HAS DONE THIS BEFORE
My interest is disintegrating all right
Oh look, it's the generic sci-fi FPS #6328
if this is the state of videogames in 2019 i don't want to be a part of it.
>always online MP FPS
>it's nothing like you've ever played before
STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS
WE'VE ALL PLAYED DESTINY
>FUCKING MARCUS LEHTO
>WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE HALO!!!???
Anyone else here in girl's clothes right now
I fucking hate how Americans speak and how Americans black speak is so ubiqutous, you CANNOT escape it anywhere. Americans ruined all gaming.
lmao im on some random nip stream he said all these game looks the same
Go to any culture, Scifi is pretty bland
>space fortnite
and also horny
VEE
HICKLE
>Yea Forums gets a sticky
>only a 1000 posts
Yea Forums is dead
BIOWARE MASS EFFECT 3 CHARACTER MODEL RIGGERS GOT A NEW JOB IT SEEMS
>Everything is Destiny
RENT FREE
this NOT ok
based?
Another Destiny clone.
wow really quirky characters haha this is so me
based keep going user
bros... when's titanfall?
The only reason we are here
more of her fat FUCKING ass I meant
Apparently, a whole lot of times.
Did anything happen with stadia?
a cutie or not?
I see blackscreen only
Is this normal?
COPY AND PASTE INFINITELY AND THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING CONFERENCE SO FAR ALSO NOTHING IS COMING THIS FUCKING YEAR NOTHING
We don't even clap at movies, or when a pilot lands a plane.
it looks interesting.
>dude suicide is cool haha
fuck tkmiz, tranny ass
like nothing we played before huh?
BRUH YOUR GAME IS DESTINY 3
...so, like Battlezone and Uprising that came out decades ago?
>muh talent
lmao DOA
is this bait
>GTAV is already 100 years old
GIVE ME THE NAME YOU LITTLE SHIT
SPOONFEED ME NOW
Yes, go back to wherever you came from.
wtf is a gamescum
What are the chances Death Stranding PC is announced?
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
>ENJOY YOUR LOOTBOX MECHANICS
My negro of perfect tastes.
no I haven't
we're 16 games in to 25 games total.
New archive? Are you talking about yuki.la?
this is the worst b8 I've ever seen
What's wrong with quips?
>2019
>image swap bug still not fixed
This shit has been around for so long now when is it going to finally get fixed?
>its not a mmo but a controlled squad of AI
ok at least it may be interesting
Based Lennifag
I didn't
>Escort Mission The Game
westren games are a fucking joke
Asuka's game when?
E3 audience always has plenty of dev staff in the audience
SHES FUCKING MINE
i ran out of ass pics
I FUCKING SKIPPED A DAY OF WORK FOR THIS SHIT!
JUST
NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????
KOISHI GOING TO AN ADVENTURE !!
>internet crapped out the entirety of it
ahh fuck
There is one way.
GOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
GOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
GOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
GOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
because they don't understand english
Wow based
Games seem to be shrinking rather then getting bigger, I have never been so apathetic at the future of video games.
NO WAY
Bring it on, bitch.
That's a 6/10 at most.
Disintegration more like Disinterested
>disintegration
more like Disinterested amirite?
We aint gonna get Silksong Release date aint we?
reads news articles word for word verbatim
makes 200+, 10 minute videos on the same topic with every video being exactly the same just worded ever so slightly
takes 4 minutes recapping what he said in the last video and not adding anything new to the current video
repeats the same buzzwords muh "PREDATORY BUSINESS PRACTICES"
has never played most of the games he criticizes
has no original input except for further spewing brain dead gamers rise up nonsense
is seen as an honest and epic games journalist by idiots who don't know how to form their own opinions
>FIFA BAD YONG SAID SO
fuck off retards
>more shooters
snore
never ever
apex ate it
Rude
more like normies hate egs
just got here
WHAT DID I MISS???
H
A
T
D
I
D
I
M
I
S
S
?
?
?
> ROBOTS
> ROBOTS
> ROBOTS
> ROBOTS
> ROBOTS
newfag
Based
Cringe
New Darksiders? Already? I thought the last game flopped so hard it was basically the end of this franchise
I see blackscreen only
NORMAL???
BROS GOTHIC 1 REMASTER WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN TWENTY MINUTES
Source: me, I'm going on stage in 20 minutes
THIS EVENT FUCKING SUCKS
Why is Western gaming so soulless?
no games
>THQNORDIC
THESE GAMES ARE SHIT!
ALL SHIT!
THQNORDIC
Yeah she cute
Okay, this is epic.
Nevermind. I found it. Mods you can close the thread now.
i want to nuke western games
WHERE ARE THE JAP GAMES?
SPEAR
JACKHAMMER
1 2 3
Just look at the title you dummy
>stream chat cant decide if its Halo/Destiny/anthem
ITS LIKE ITS ALL FROM THE SAME WESTERN SĆY ASSHOLE
BRING KOJIMBO YOU FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>we
Lads what if, right,
Halo was never much good in the first place?
Interdimensional Chikuwa hunting game
canceled
when are we gonna see my daughter Tina?
TIFA4LIFE
Shut the fuck up or pull your dick out Karenposter
mobile darksiders fucking NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im glad this ugly dyke died
she was cringe
we Germans don't have the emotional capacity to clap
How does this look so bad in 2019? We had better faces in 2004.
>darksiders becomes an ARPG
i cannot be more underwhelmed
the duality of man
Who cares? Trash with a delay. Fuck off.
I dare any of you fucks to make a Gamescom 2019 CUM TRIBUTE
MOBILESIDERS
Where is Elex 2 faggot
>Darksiders
Does anyone actually play darksiders games?
Why not just make Battle Chasers 2?
Oh hey, a game that isn't an fps.
video games just aren't good anymore
how much longer
All these games look so bland
>THQ
Is it....
>Airship
Nope
darksiders game looks decent actually
Just Everspace 2 for now.
>torchlighters
if you want us to believe you, say "Be ready for epic gaming" while on stage
Name a single interesting thing shown.
No seriously name it because I'm not watching, was there anything interesting?
It's what hack writers do when they don't know what to write.
>>>>>>>>>>STADIA
WHERE THE FUCK IS KOJIMA COME ON TO THE STAGE ALREADY YOU CHING CHONG FUCK
>Stadia
>Talk about Guilt
Ironic
>stadia
FUCK OF RAUL
The upcoming 2 years look like shit in terms of games. I guess I will just keep playing old ones.
>More shit I could care less about
Literally nothing, go read a book or something, would be more interesting.
The nightmare never ends
>google stadia
FUCK
OFF
Oh man Im laughing
Its another MOBA clone shit
WHY ARE WESTERN GAMES SO SHIT AN COMPLETELY DEVOID OF IDEAS
AT LEAST JP GAMES HAVE TITS
WESTERN GAMES HAVE FCKING NOTHING
>Darksiders
Should have been Darkstalkers
>stadia
lmao this still exists?
Found the triggered tranny.
>stadia exclusive
DIABLOSIDERS
> google stadia
>Stadia
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>SWITCH
OMG BROS
>Stadia exclusive
There was nothing to clap for so far lmao
WHERE IS KOJIMBLES!?
Hour 1 is Western Shit and Hour 2 is Japanese Gold right?
Just tuned in and skipped through the games so far.
Everything just looks so boring.
It's like you know already exactly how each game plays.
Like a feeling that you have seen it all before, but now with the new 2019 AAA graphics skin on top.
This is the gayest event ever holy shit what were they thinking
they darent scare away the normies watching
RAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
More like Elex 2, larp nerd
>D E E P E S T
>L O R E
no, but nice picture
They showed Iceborne earlier
No
>STADIA
this is so shit
>STDaia
"""""""""""""""""""""games""""""""""""""""""""""
Yeah.
LET IT END
S T A D I A E X C L U S I V E
Kerbal 2. That's it. One hour and there was only one neat thing shown off, and it was a CGI trailer. Fuck.
It's time for you to Switch.
DIDURIKEIT
i sleep
Awesome, can't wait to see a neckbeard being tackled by security guards on stream
You know what would save this embarrassment?
but tkmiz is the tranny
TACOMAN TELL US MORE
STADIACHAD REPORTING IN
Where is Stalker 2?
>the twitch chat for the stream during the darkstalkers trailer was thanossnapped
holy shit
>RRRRRAAUUULLLL
youtube.com
gonna take a piss brb
>stadia exclusive
>Stadia exclusive
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>stadia exclusive
also known as dead in a ditch
>stadia exclusive
THE FUTURE OF GAMING
Too gay, got cancelled.
>expecting jap games in a B-tier EU conderence when TGS is a few weeks away
>Stadia
too late, they already showed borderlands
Heh
The launching title for Stadia is Guikt
How Apt
Based Moa poster
rauul
I hope Stadia dies already.
Geoff is having Josef Fares PTSD flashbacks right now talking to this guy.
>A game announced for Google Stadia
>Stadia Exclusive
NOOOO FUCK THAT SHIT FUCK THE STADIA I REFUSE TO GIVE A FLYING FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THIS SHIT SHOW ACTUAL FUCKING GAMES PLEASE NO NOT GAMES FOR NEXT YEAR GAMES FOR THIS YEAR SHOW GAMES NOW NOT STADIA SHIT DO ITTTT
Thread is going so fast, ill never get a (You) at this rate...
>katzenberger
Oh no. Oh nononononono
Dead on arrival
What about this requires Stadia?
Secretly hoping for Smash like 90% of people here
>STADIA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Check some gameplay, it's just like Darksiders 1 but isometric.
Hire a fucking animator once in 20 fucking years.
Some AC looking chopper game
WTF IS HE SAYING
kek
>yes
>yup
>okay
>aha
>stadia exclusive
HAHAHA
fuck off
ESPAĆITAAAA
This was a disaster.
STOP
>Like a feeling that you have seen it all before, but now with the new 2019 AAA graphics skin on top.
fucking, this
you will get banned either way why didnt you just post the full picture faggot
NEW OBJECTIVE
TIMESPLITTERS!!!
WHERE IS IT??????
this is an insult to life itself
dumb vampire poster
The audio mixing is taking its toll
>woman girl
ive talked with someone who uses the same image and if it was you kys
>Google Ouya exclusive
HI!!
>woman girl
>woman girl
ONE MORE HOUR BOYS
you giving me sauce
Why send this fuck you can barely understand out there to sell us on your shitty """""console""""
Your (You) is now exclusive to Google Stadia
Imagine Geoff staring into your very soul on stage.
I got you covered bro
Wait, let's put down the guns, I have something cool to show you...
>stadiashit
(you) me when they show off something actually good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH i'm losing my shit, WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES?!!
>cousin
not related by blood, let the porn flows
He's so confused
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING VERGIL DLC ALREADY
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THOSE CINEMATIC INDIE GAMES AND COOKIE CUTTER SHOOTERS (Everspace 2 looks cool tho)
Get ready for the 2-hour long analysis of Kojimbo's latest trailer.
>Here's Darksiders: Genesis!
>wtf why is this Darksiders
SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER
reminder that now is a good time for a piss break
what the fuck is this dude's accent?
holy shit
taco taco burrito taco
>Google macroblocking
Nothing
OH NO NO NO how can they compete?
I'll probably buy it.
they are bringing hype down with a shit game nobody will play so people get suprised
PUT ME IN THE FUCKING SCREENCAP
"So why did you want to make this?"
>woman girl
This game is cute and also very funny
I cum
>woman girl
so a loli?
>Kerbal 2
IMAGINE
kerbal 2 threads
IMAGINE /kspg/ 2.0
?
OH MY GOD
THE METAL GEAR GAME TRAILER LEAKED ONLINE
youtube.com
YOU GET TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
YOU GET TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
YOU GET TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
CUTE+FUNNY
"A WOMAN GIRL"
What did Geoff mean by this?
Can't wait for these shithouse non-Steam distributors to die off and take their garbage exclusives with them
THE POWER OF STADIA
>women girl
wot?
back to bed
lol geoff has no idea what hes saying
Geoff never heard of Gothic and PB are to incompetend to snag a spot on the show.
fuck it actually looks alright
WOMAN
G I R L
I'm a bit racist but I can't fucking understand Raul.
shut up woman girl
> geoff in the game
GEOFF
Dno what i think of this gameplay. Nice of Kojima to give him a part of the game.
IS IT GEOFF?
>yfw ladders are one time use but you can buy Ladder Packs on the Playstation Store for just $3.99
HAHAHAHA BASED GEOFF
IS THAT A
If this is what they're showing off here, what more can they show off at TGS? Is it going to be Japanese Pathologic with all this walking?
>Press X to Piss
>Crowd cheers in excitement
We're in germany, alright.
>>>GAMEPLAY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME ABOUT
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHAT IS THE POINT OF EVERYTHING
WHAT THE FUCK KOJIMA
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KOJIMA
OTACON PISSES HIMSELF IN MGS1
JOHNNY GETS DIARRHEA SHITS IN MULTIPLE GAMES
VENOM PISSES HIMSELF IN MGSV
IS THIS DUDE A FUCKING PERVERT
>YOU THE DELIVERY DUDE
AMAZON PRIME SIMULATOR CONFIRMED
Is this new no mans sky?
GEOFF IN THE GAME
>You're you
HE'S NOT
Geoff Keighley obv
>ninkiddies and xshitters upset at piss
LMAO
BASED GEOFF
lol fuckin called it
>game features your fetish
Holy fucking BASED
UBER SIMULATOR
WAS THAT HOLOGRAPHIC DORITO POPE
I AM THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHLANDER
LMAOOOO ITS FUCKING GEOFF
DORITO DELIVERY CONFIRMED
Is pic related in there? On my phone so I can't into panda right now
What the fuck is going on?
>DUDE SOCIAL MEDIA LIKES AND FANS AND SHIT LMAO
BRAVO KOJIMA
>geoff in the game
MADMAN
DEWRITO IN GAME
Is that fucking Geoff
THEY'RE IN GERMAN! RENT FUCKING FREE YOU FUCKING EURO-cuck
I'll stick with scum for my scat simulation, thank you very much
KOJIMA DRONES ON SUICIDE WATCH
Damn I really enjoyed the part where he walked over to that place and triggered a cutscene
What the hell is going on
GEOFF IS IN THE GAME?!
geoff is in the game too? jesus...
>gameplay
>it's actually just a short walk to more cutscenes
LMAO
DEWITO POPE!
>Literally pissing on Gaijin
I bet you'll buy it full price too.
>you upgraded your sheika tablet
It's just a mod of Zelda BOTW
>dorito pope is in game
K I N O
>Geoff is in it
Fucking lmao.
When are they gonna get married holy shit
DORITO POPE CONFIRMED IN THE GAME
CONFIRMED GOTY
This has to make it ineligible for Geoff's Game Awards right?
GEOFF IS IN
>Doritos Pope is in
Oh man it's even more shit than I could have imagined
if this post ends in 1-9 i kill myself
THE POPE IS IN
POPE IN THE GAME HOLY SHIT HAHAAAH
Pure cringe.
This is just a circlejerk.
It's a fucking Ubisoft Tower
>Holopope
FIRST KOIJIMA INSERTING HIMSELF INTO GAMES NOW ITS GEOFF
FUCK
>I AM SILLY
>geoff literally in the game
this is fucking retarded
ANGRY JOE BTFO
I fucking knew if was Geoff
Dude must have busted a nut
can you take a big fat shit in the game?
well that explains all the asskissing
>Geoff
they definitely fuck
Now I understand why Geoff has been shilling this so hard
BASED KOJIMA DABBING ON HIS FANS YET AGAIN
>FUCKING GEOFF IS IN THE GAME
"""""""GAMEPALY"""""""
What the fuck is up with the grass and rock textures
It genuinely looks worse than the first Dark Souls
holy shit
fucks sake
>not 2 cute girls drinking each others piss
Close but no cigar
>America
The pope was immortalised.
WHAT THE FUCCCCCKCKKK
KIJIMBOO
HE'S IN
>OMG WALKING
>OMG PISSING
>OMG [FAMOUS ACTOR]
That's a "yikes" from me.
>1 guy claps
FUCK YOU GAMESCOM
Wait how large is this game?
All that dick sucking Geoff did finally paid off
Dorito pope in game character. Fuck off fuck this gay shit hack kojima
konami was busy
>I feel like you and I might have a connection or something
Is pissing all the fucking gameplay in the game or what?
FED-EX DELIVERY ON FOOT SIMULATOR WITH POOPING AND PEEING ACTION.
HE'S IN
MAD LAD ACTUALLY DID IT
>SELF INSERT DORITO POPE
LMAOOOO ITS FUCKING GEOFF
This is just one big satire
They clapped more at peeing then at Jeff cameo
GEOFFREY YOU SON OF A BITCH
>GEOFF BUYS DEATH STRANDING FIGURES IN THE GAME
Amazing.
KOJIMA LITERALLY PUT HIS BOYFRIEND IN THE GAME
ANGRY JOE IS SEETHING
I miss when games were just games.
>Its just a celebrity cameo pissing game
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>gameplay
>walking to a cutscene
>geoff shows up
Maybe we can take a shit too in this game?
RIGGED GOTY
What a joke
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
OMG HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING GEOFF DUDE
Is that even jeff's voice? didn't sound like it
>The ludens fan
Fetch quests, piss and 20 minute cutscenes.
Based Kojimbo
cringe
HOLY SHIT
womp womp
based fetishbro
>THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
>THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
>THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
>Geoff is in
HOLY FUCK that explains the shilling, bunch of dishonest fucks in this game.
>what is Zelda BOTW had yoshi's Island life mechanics
WHAT A GENIUS
SHAKE THE BABY
geoff just pushed a pregnant man down the stairs
> holo-YMCA
> shaking mechanics
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
CO SIE KURWA DZIEJE XD
SOON user
>walks off the cliff and lands on the fetus
Kek
>You can wave goodbye to people
>Piss out specific mLs
>Break your fucking legs
>Babysitting
This is Kino.
>he put Geoff in
that's hella cute ngl
Still 3 on stage, but yeah, one of them left the band. One of the guitarists also died, but no one ever mentions that
rate this image
Geoff is in the game what a wild ride
>this fucking entire segment
My sides are exploding
DONT SHAKE THE BABY
HAHA HE FELL LIKE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
WHY DIDN'T HE USE THE LADDER?
>babysitting and pissing in one game
I RECOGNIZE THE CHARACTER
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THEM
This game is unironically just embarrassing.
This looks fucking boring.
No no no! Please don't shake the baby!
>Kojima literally sucking off media figures and putting them in his game for favorable coverage
HOLY SHIT BASED
>Bioware putting media figures in their game for favorable coverage
WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM
And Kojima tops, of course.
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
GEOFF FOR SMASH
>GEOFF FOR SMASH
Norman you stupid fuck, you're carrying a child.
DID ABE SPONSOR THIS GAME?
>Watching gamescom
>Not just waiting for E3 like everyone else
Faggot
>united cities of america
>Walk
>Climb up ladder
>Walk to crashed ship
>Watch cutscene
>Rock baby
Wow, what compelling gameplay.
ROCK BB
APPLY ROCK TO BB
>this counts as gameplay
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The EXACT same animations from MGS5
Holy fuck how lazy
IT'S A FUCKING NURSING SIMLUATOR
g-game?
GEOFF IN THE GAME
BOUGHT A PS4 PRO
PREORDERED A PS5
BOUGHT ALL VERSIONS
What a fucking shitshow.
DO NOT SHAKE THE BABY
>EATS SHIT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
>ROCK A BYE BABY GAMEPLAY
He needs to stop
YEP, EXCELLENT FUCKING '''''''''''''GAME'''''''''''''PLAY
WHY DID YOU DO THAT
THE POOR BEEBEE
What the fuck
>c/u/ck
No matter how you try and spin it, you're also a cuck by this logic and an even bigger one.
WTF IS GOING ON
The alternate title of this is Kojima and Knightly: The Circlejerk
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
FUCKING DORITO POPE IN THE GAME
What the fuck did I just watch?
>Shitty Gimmicks: The Game
THAT FALLING ANIMATION
What the fuck, is this fucking real, you have to shake the fucking baby.
NICE """"""""GAMEPLAY""""""""
Holy shit, it's Yoshi's Island
I dunno about you guys but I don't think America looks like that, that's fucking tundra
>that's it
>fall off 100 foot cliff
>bebe just cries
>Press F to Soothe Baby
>Dorito pope living out his fantasies for Kojima
Based
"gameplay"
"gameplay"
"gameplay"
"gameplay"
"gameplay"
"gameplay"
Nice, it really is a walking sim
>Gameplay
uhhhhhhhh
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
>Walk
>See celebrity
>Piss
>Shake baby
BRAVO
NICE GAMEPLAY FAGGOTS
>not a walking simulator they said
NICE FUCKING GAMEPLAY
>cant walk down hill
>tactical baby shaking
I'M IN THE GAME
literally a walking simulator
based dad simulator
Holy fuck this is so dumb
I do not like this.
OH NO NO NO
"hold up I have to strap the fucking baby to my chest before I run down a mountain"
What the fuck is this
ABSOLUTE FUCKING CRINGE
>entire gameplay trailer
>he walks up a hill and walks back down it
NO, DON'T SHAKE THE BABY
SHAKE THE BABY
DON'T SHAKE THE BABY
youtube.com
NO NO NO PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY
What even is going on anymore
FED-EX DELIVERY AND BABYSITTER SIMULATOR WITH POOPING AND PEEING ACTION.
Kojima, what the fuck was that?
>whole game is a combination of a walking simulator + escort quest
W-will it be good?
>spend 3-4 years making a shitpost simulator
>everyone eats it up
I WANT THIS POWER
>Death Stranding is just Babysitting Mama
UMMMM KOJIMABABS?
>NMH baby charging mechanic
>USPS simulator
Yawn
6 outta 9
What a load of shit.
I'll just watch a no-commentary playthrough.
WTF is this game? It looks like a clusterfuck, but my kind of clusterfuck
NEVER BET AGAINST THE RAZOR, BITCH!
gameruprayu
SKÄD MAM DO CHUJA WIEDZIEÄ XD
Holy shit its bad
>baby handling like Yoshi's Island
what a mysterious jogo
This looks so boring
>retard left his ladder behind
no no no please don't shake the baby
>doritos pope can get in the game but quiet can't
holy shit this is terrible
GEOFF IS IN THE FUCKING GAME
>thanks for the doritos delivery bro
NONONONO DO NOT SHAKE THE BABY
WHOS THIS SEMEN DEMON
To show off the baby shaking mechanic.
WTF IS THIS SHIITE
>shakes the baby
I still don't get what this game is. That gameplay told me nothing.
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
>THAT'S IT
...
this is fucking nuts. and should have happened years ago. this is what happens when you give Kojima unliimted money and a game engine. I love every second of this.
Why does Kojima think we care about his buddies?
Why am I hyped for this game? Seems like a bunch of cutscenes and fetch quests.
>WAKING UP SIM CONFIRMED
>PEE SIM CONFIRMED
>WALKING SIM CONFIRMED
>CLIMBING SIM CONFIRMED
>DELIVERY BOY SIM CONFIRMED
>BABY SHAKING CONFIRMED
>PRODUCED BY KOJOMBO & FRIENDS CONFIRMED
LMAO
>"Wow, I'm in the movie!"
Holy shit, that Freudian slip..
bombergirl
Arcade only for now but a PC release is confirmed
KINO
I
N
O
uhh... yea. ok.
>Gameplay
>Doesn't fight or do anything but piss and climb a latter.
So this is basically fedex the game?
kek literally everyone that kojimbo knows is the game expect the old and busted lady from metal gear 5
If there's one thing I like in my games it's the sound of crying babies.
WATCH HOW HARD I CAN PISS
>strand genre
Yea Forums, kenshi is my current favorite
Mega64 cameo when?
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH THIS CONCEPT SUCKS SO BAD.
I am so glad Kojima is getting exposed finally for what hack he is.
cute animeposter
Nice fucking gameplay.
THAT'S IT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE? HOLY SHIT!
Wtf is this game even
fuck off burger
>Matthew cuckser doing the voice
great
>Geoff x Matthew Mercer
B A S E D
METAL NO GAMEPLAY SOLID
Guys im starting to think that Konami was right...
>WALK TO CUTSCENE
>CUTSCENE
>FALL
>CUTSCENE
>END
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
WHERE'S MAD MIKKELSEN
>new style
>strand genre
IT'S
A
WALKING
SIMULATOR
BEE BEE SIMULATOR
Why? What's he saying?
Shit looks awful on PS4
>it's a new type of game
It's a fucking walking simulator holy shit you pretentious fuck
THE GAME IS GOING TO BE A GIGAFLOP
GEOFF'S HOMOLUST PAYED OFF WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S FUCKING A DELIVERY MAN SIMULATOR
>Matt Mercer does the voice
I'd have rathered it was Matt in the game than fucking Geoff
>cuckfist
>LITERALLY A WALKING SIMULATOR
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
KINO
BUT WHERE'S THE RUSE?`!?!?
Wew, walking with a tamagotchi, amazing.
KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG
KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG
No combat shown FUCKING WHY?
Death Stranding looking good guys
>Literally walking simulator
Kojima drones btfo
>literally a walking and pissing simulator
Why is he acting so confident? This is pissing me off
STILL don't know what I'm doing in this game
Why the fuck would they not let Geoff voice himself?
Nice.
>WALKING
>WALKING
>CLIMBING A LADDER
>WATCHING CUTSCENE
>RUNNING
>PISSING
AMAZING GAMEPLAY THANK YOU KOJIMA PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY
>SINGLE DAD WORKING AT UBER EATS SIMULATOR
>Geoff literally sucking off Kojima to get into his game
Fixed for you
based
>game will trigger Yea Forums for decades
Bueno.
>people will unironically defend this garbage
PEEING SIMULATOR 2019
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>do daily tasks while being able to pee
wow is a postal 2 rip off
what in the everloving fuck was that "gameplay"
>New type of game
>STRAND GENRE
Kojima is a fucking hack
Kek
WE MUST CONNECT THE EAST (JAPAN) AND THE WEST (AMERIKA)
you forgot
>press button to wake up
>press button to piss
THIS BASICALLY CONFIRMS KANYE CAMEO
This is masturbation
This whole show was Geoff masturbating for this moment
Jesus fuck
ALSO THE SUPER MARIO WORLD 2 MECHANIC WHEN YOU GET HIT OF CRYING BABY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVED THAT RIGHT
Where the guns at dawg?
fuck you
This game will flop so hard, holy shit what a shit show
KINO
PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY
Can't believe this is the same guy that made Metal Gear Solid 3. What the fuck.
KEEP ME POSTED
Look look Geoff's boner is showing!
Is that audience shamelessly paid?
How the fuck can someone be excited by this?
Comcast UPS Simulator
can I get a summary of what I've missed
I actually unironically fucking love delivery games. I love ETS2/ATS. I love the business grind in GTA Online. I love the look of this.
I totally get that it isn't for everyone though. Feels good for me though.
KOJIMA STOP INTERRUPTING YOUR POOR TRANSLATOR
I'm giggling like a fucking child.
>Geoff is a bull prepper
OH NO NO ONO
what the fuck is this supposed to be?
fuck you
fuck you
i don't even want the game
>It's a complete new genre
Fuck you, it's a walking simulator in an empty Ubisoft open world.
underrated
KOJIMA KURWA XD
Is it bad that I am going to buy this game day one?
It's the oregon trail!
Seeing Kojimbo in action really paints the whole thing into a new light.
>GEOFF IS IN THE GAME
>JOOST ISN'T
HOLY SHIIIIIIT
this is one of the worst games i've ever seen. if this was some indie people would be saying what the fuck is this garbage but it's kojima so it'll get a 10/10 by default as is the reality of this corrupt industry
what does my mom get?
why
>KOJIMA IN CHARGE OF NOT BEING A FUCKING HACK
FUKUSHIMA WAS THE BRAINS ALL ALONG EAT SHIT KOJIMADRONES
he is white
This shit is so fucking awkward god damn you fucking nerds are pathetic. I can't wait to fuck my bitch while laughing about you loser faggots jerking off to videogame award shows
youtube comments are all trashing on the game lol
nothing
>ITS A NEW STYLE OF GAME
back to /wsg/ anime general
ABSOLUTELY BASED Yea Forums BTFO ONCE AGAIN
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING FUCKKKK
And people wonder why Konami fired the guy
*fap fap fap fap fap*
It's like a totally new genre bros.
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Kojima is a genius.
*fap fap fap fap fap*
>21:55:26
i don't understand any of this shit
god i love good ol kojima humour
cant wait for this game, looks peak comfy.
can i urinate on mama?
I just wanted to see some titties man
>bikki dikki
HAHAHAHA I'M FUCKING CRYING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KOJIBO
kanye actually managed to meet with him?
k
>people still have faith in this talentless hack
postal 2 did it first
SEETHING
zimbabwe
looks like a good and interesting game
glad to see some triple As can still try to be different
Literally not because the don't own MGS and can't reuse shit
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting thatā¦that little gust my dearā¦.you caught me off guardā¦yesā¦so gentle it was thoughā¦hmmmmā¦let me taste this little oneā¦just one small sniffā¦..sniffā¦ahā¦.ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffffā¦and yetā¦so strongā¦yesā¦the odorā¦.sniff sniffā¦hmmmā¦.is thatā¦.sniffā¦.hmmmā¦.I can almost taste it my dearā¦..yesā¦.justā¦sniffā¦.a little whiff more if you pleaseā¦..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffā¦ah yes I have it nowā¦.yes quiteā¦.hhhhmmmmā¦delectable my dearā¦..quite exquisite yesā¦..I dare sayā¦sniffā¦.the most pungent one yet my dearā¦.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffffā¦.yesā¦.
SILENT HILLS AND DEMON EDITION FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH AHAHAHAHAH
KEK
LEAKED GAMEPLAY
bazinga?
This shit looks SICK
F U K U S H I M A
Fuck you and fuck your marker
Kojima really is a hack isn't he?
I lold so hard. It's so bad it's good at this point. I hope they release this shit on pc one day. I want to play it for laughs now.
magical
>you can piss on dorito pope
GOTY
Kojima can't speak English? I thought he's a massive westaboo?
cock
then he'd be part of the actor's union and they can't have that
God I fucking love the shitstorm every time any part of this game is shown off. It's more fun watching Yea Forums freak out than the actual game will be.
Fromsoft isn't gonna show anything are they? This is really the rest of the reveals isnt it
What Sony exec saw this and said yep this'll be a hit
Wow
>Why is he acting so confident? This is pissing me off
Because people will pay for it and love it
KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG
??????????????????????
>the fukushima meme
Is Yea Forums full of retards who don't know how gamedev works?
I want to fuck that genocide
>I CANT REVEAL TOO MUCH BECAUSE NOTHING TO REVEAL ENJOY YOUR WALKING SIMULATOR
>only 1000 replies
What happened? Why is Yea Forums so dead?
>it's unironically a walking simulator
OH NONONO SNOYBROS WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, THE MEME BECAME REAL
>Baby shaking
>Pissing
>Geoff insert
Sign me the fuck up
It's called strand genre, shut the fuck up.
3 years from now people will look at older games and say "this was the death stranding of X"
Shit happened, death and life are fucked up, the USA is divided, your character tries to connect the US back together while figuring out how to solve the titular crisis.
>This is the game Kojimafags have been getting hyped up for
oh god... Is this game just the map intel part of Assassin's creed?
>Implying there's combat
holy shit I'm actually crying from laughter
WHAT was that entire segment. he just slams off a cliff, pisses and meets jeff?? this is gameplay? I'll buy it
Tldr for those who missed it
So it has side quests... So this is the Strand genre (tm). Kojima is a genius
Why didn't he just create a proper game?
KSP2
Ori on Swith
thats it
Gets what?
Fuck you
>literally says he's saving most of the gameplay for TGS
>Shows off a little comedic gameplay in the mean time
>WHY NO GAMEPLAY?
Fuck, I know there's been a lack of gameplay, but come on, you can wait until TGS, can't you?
So who is going to Geoff's and Kojimbo's wedding?
wtf was the capcom announcement with RE engine tech?
This doesn't look like a new MGS-tier title.
>new genre
>nothing new shown
fuck you
I can't believe kojima went senile before miyamoto
[email protected]
Business grind in GTA:O is a good idea but the implementation could be better
Otherwise I enjoy that stuff too.
I swear if at least one boss isn't beatable by tactical pissing I'm gonna be mad
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
OH MY GOD, IT'S 2019's CHULIP!!!
I couldn't cope over how cringe it is you listen to a unbased youtuber.
YOU HAVE TO CONNECT THE BEEBEES TO THE BEETEES FROM EAST TO WEST WITH THE PREPPAS
> motion control to shake the baby
badinga
BEYBII SELF POISON SO YOU ROCK BEYBII TO FUN
>in germany
>audience is dead silent for FIFA
>thunderous applause for pissing
Go for it user, expect a snake though.
>no no no please don't shake the baby
can't believe I let Yea Forums fool me into watching this shit
CARAMEL
GET THE ROPE
>Hideki Hayakawi and Xcucks absolutely fuming
>if you fall you have to soothe the baby
Wow. That's.... so fucking retarded only Kojima would do something like that
>motion controls
Yeah they own it.
And it's lazy as fuck
fuk u
BABY ROCKING MECHANICS
THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF GAMING BROS
only if you stop posting that qt
NO NO NO
DON'T SHAKE THE BABY
NO NO NO
DON'T SHAKE THE BABY
NO NO NO
DON'T SHAKE THE BABY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
How is this show?
>actually have to physically play with the baby using the motion controls
Kojima fucking kek
HE KEEPS INTERRUPTING HIM
>MOTION CONTROLL
CONVFIRMED EXLSLUCIVVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
k
Fuck you
its already confirmed for pc
OMG OMG OMG YOU CAN MEET ACTORS
GIVE ME THE TITTIES
>Baby shaking simulator
MAD MAN
A
D
M
A
N
SLEEPING SIMULATOR
PISSING SIMULATOR
GEOFF SIMULATOR
BABY SHAKING SIMULATOR
BASED KOJIMA
so these are mgsv's missing cutscenes?
I'm gonna rattle the absolute fuck out of my controller, boys.
>MOTION CONTROLS
MOTION CONTROLS
>MOTION CONTROLS
MOTION CONTROLS
>MOTION CONTROLS
MOTION CONTROLS
fuck, please dont sheldon
>Geoff's reaction
Holy kek
There it is
Motion controls fuck yes
I can piss IRL just fine, thanks, I don't need a game for that. You should go get your prostate checked.
IRA game WHEN??
>DONT SHAKE THE BABY
This. Can't fucking wait
Kojima keeps fucking interrupting everyone
lost hard to be honest
SHAKE THE BABY
This isn't a good sign for the game. The last time a game journalist got put into a game, Tali's face was a shitty stock image.
DS is gonna teach you how to care of babies you useless virgin faggots
Cute mom
Fukushima never directed MGS though.
>you can shake too fast
WAGGLAN MOVIE GAMES
LMAO i didn't pay attention but it's hilarious if true
AHHHHHHHHHH KOJIMBROS WE GOT COCKY
THE GAME IS ACTUALLY SHIT
Turned out konami were the good guys for firing this hack
...
PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!
PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!
PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!
PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!
I wonder if sony is regretting giving Kojima a blank checkbook yet
BABY SIMULATOR
>4 anons posting at same exact second
basado
Shake baby, see celebrity.
Well it did say "Weapons disabled" when he entered that fed ex place.
What did he say about Miyamoto?
YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THE BABY TO CALM IT LMAO
why is he explaining this? lmao
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO SEE IT'S NOT FAIR
Can he please get off the stage, I wanna see games.
what the fuck even is this game
ACTUAL BABY SHAKING MECHANICS
Based
We'll see how the game turns out like, it's certainly really weird
I'm mad
This may surprise you, but video games are a collaboration made by teams of people. This is why you don't elevate one person as an auteur and give him ultimate power over any given project. Or else you get situation like this where the guy gets major George Lucas syndrome.
>END OF BABY: YOU CAN (NOT) SHAKE
re
Cameos from Gosling and Gyllenhal when?
weebs can't speak japanese either
Imagine being an investor of this video game and watching that gameplay
This is just fucking stupid. I only hope they modeled Norman Reedus dick in the game
Lmao this translator is so unsure of how to explain this stupid shit.
HAHAHA NO WEAPONS
no
Grug like famous baby
fuck you
Obviously you retard, we are talking about millions of dollars
>i don't eveGDSGGSAEGSG
>spends 100 million to make a mommy simulator
Bravo Kojima
Is that Hideo or Kojima on stage?
what the fuck is this?
PEEING IS A WEAPON
>He didn't model Normal Fetus' Penus
UNORIGINAL HACK LMAO
Is this boomer humor?
>can't see the dick
>lets you piss but doesnt let you piss anywhere fun
DEATH STRANDING IS LITERALLY ABE-FUNDED PROPAGANDA
IT'S ALL THERE
THEY'RE LITERALLY TEACHING VIRGINS AND NEETS WORLDWIDE HOW TO FUCKING TAKE CARE OF A BABY
DON'T FALL FOR THE PROPAGANDA
DON'T HAVE KIDS
DON'T HAVE SEX
HOES MAD
SAM IS CAMERA SHY
WHO CARES IF THE GAME IS SHIT CARAMEL BTFO YET AGAIN!!!!!
>Yoko Taro delivered a better going nuclear experience than MGS V with S9
>Nier Automata also already offered a "connecting people worldwide" experience with ending E
Reminder that Kojimbo is a hack.
What the fuck lmao
Until Demon Edition lmaoo
MOOT ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
someone put a baby in the image
jesus christ. all the hype is gone.
BUKKAKE WEAPON
He didn't, he just took credit.
PISS WEAPON
>piss can be used as a weapon
>it will be a key feature later on
You know it's odd, I find very few people enjoying delivery grinds but often they're lewdposters. I wonder why. Either way I agree, implementation could be better.
I don't know since I'm not a retard who thinks Kojima invented the stealth genre since the first stealth game came out a decade before MG.
Why the fuck has Kojima not learned English yet
why would you post that email here?
Is this supposed to be a new genre?
What is it going to be called?
Pissing on ghosts confirmed
A bunch of trash and Kojima being jerked off on stage.
>can kill people by pissing on them
GOTY
>walking pissing cradling simulator
seething.
This is fucking retard, if it wasn't for the fact some ''known'' person does it, it would just be forgotten.
If this was the idea of some indie dev or team, nobody would bat an eye about the game and would just forget about it or not even know about it's existence in the first place.
Please fucking tell me that at least some people are memeing their reaction to this shit, because I honestly can't understand how in the fuck you'd get hyped over this. There's just nothing in it that consists of actual 'gameplay' aside from traversing some barren faggot land.
SOCIAL PISSING MECHANICS
>translator needs help translating
ochinko
How do we fix the Strand genre, bros?
>can piss on enemies
now it's based
YOU'LL HAVE TO PEE ON SOMEONE TO BEAT THE GAME
>pissing is a key element to the game
fucking kojima
>can't see reedus cock
fuck this
>PISS COMBAT CONFIRMED
NINTENDLETS SEETHING
>only 1000 replies on a sticky thread
so this is the power of Yea Forums huh?
MGSV WAS TRASH AND THIS GAME WILL BE TOO
>kojima desperately trying to explain his shitshow of a game
UH OH
He doesn't like speaking it because he doesn't sound like a cowboy when doing it.
This just keeps getting more and more insane
METAL GEAR PEE PEE: DRAINED SNAKE
Why is Kojima so obsessed with peeing right now.
PISSING COMBAT
PISSING IS THE KEY
EVERYONE DOES IT AT THE SAME SPOT
>Piss mushrooms
Emperor Kojima has no clothes.
This is a fucking farce.
can't be a c/u/ck if you self insert INTO THE YURI
I feel so bad for the translator trying to figure out how the word this retarded shit lmao
kek
YOU CAN USE YOUR URINATE AS A WEAPON! PEEING ON THE GROUND CAN CREATE WEAPONIZED MUSHROOMS. WE NEED TO TEAM UP AND URINATE ON THE SAME SPOT TOGETHER, ANONS!
what the absolute fuck
>understands english
>responds in nip
He said heās a hack
Its not the fox engine you braindead monkey.
The game is out in a few months, what else IS there to do?
DO NOT ANGER THE BABY
USE PISS AS WEAPON
SUCK ON WAIFU TITTIES
G O T FUCKING Y
KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG
nice
MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS MOTION CONTROLS
HE SAID IT
I rate it earthbound psi effect/10
great game Kojimbo
This is getting even better than mgs.
>YOU CAN SHAKE IT TOO FAST
I'M DYING PLEASE STOP HAHAHAHAHA
DARK SOULS SOAPSTONE AS URINE
ALRIGHT BOYS, PRESS X TO PISS ON KOJIMA'S FUCKING DEVELOPER CAREER GRAVE
>multiplayer pissing
hohoho he did it
TACTICAL PISSING ACTION
Autistic
DYNAMIC MUSHROOM GROWING
>Yea Forums is too plebeian to appreciate the greatest ludo of the 21st century
LEGENDARY POSTS
>This is Sony's trump card
OH NO NO NO NO NO SONYBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
didju rike it?
hell yeah sign me the fuck up, kojimbo's weird shit is exactly what I need in these bland and boring times
"Social Strand" games
>uber eats Gameplay
HAHAHA KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG
did the translator just accidently reveal multiplayer
IF EVERYONE PISSES IN THE SAME SPOT WE GET A MUSHROOM
KOJIMA IS GOING TO CONNECT EVERYONE BY PISSING
THEY ONLY HAVE ONE BIG TOILET AND THEY MAKE EVERYONE USE IT AT THE SAME TIME
>weaponized urine
>Players pissing on each other the first thing they can see
it has darksouls elements, you can invade other peoples games and destroy the connections they made
He actually got away with it, what a madlad
PISS IS A KEY ITEM BASED
If you all piss in the same place something good happens!
Genius!
>having hype for this shite in the first place
what the fuck is wrong with you
Why are people pissed?
I thought it looked crazy.
wtf is this pee fetish shit
This is probably a press only event, so it's still a mutt crowd
>if everyone pisses in the same spot something good happens
truly innovative and connecting players hahaha
enjoyable
PISS WEAPON KOJIMA YOU MAD LAD
>if everyone pisses in the same spot you can grow a mushroom
Kojima should have been stopped, why did nobody stop him lads?
>Whoever thinks this is boring should just stick with their shooter games. Genius is not easily understood by everyone.
Strandā¢
BB is the key to all of this
SOCIAL PISSING
Imagine being retarded enough to have had hype for this in the first place
HOT
>discussing intricacies of pissing
>FARM MUSHROOM RESOURCES THROUGH PISSING
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Are you actually retarded
he cute
Kojimas really taking the piss isn't he
This game will sell millions btw
did they show stalker yet
because english is a soon to be dead language
GET KEKKED GAMERS NEW STYLE OF GAME
he has, his engrish is just bad
>jeff with make up
cuteee ~;:DDD
heres hoping i can piss on mama
I LOVE THIS MAN
THIS IS ALL SO FUCKING STUPID
>Kojima helping his translator speak english
OH NO NO NO
>Community pissing spots to grow shrooms
fucking what
At least MGSV had fucking gameplay.
holy shit get off the stage
Unironically think it looks comfy and soulful
Death Staring
What the actual fuck is going on?
>Pissing grows mushrooms
KOJIMA CONFIRMED FOR BEING A RETARD WHO CAN'T INTO MYCOLOGY
KOJIMA = GOD
ALL THESE FUCKING SEETHERS THINKING THIS WON'T BE INSTANT GOTY AHAHAHAHAHA
He's known because people like his games.
looks like fun
Yeah. Back when it was first revealed the trailer was weird and interesting enough that I was intrigued but at this point it just looks like trash.
based
death stranding is such a mess the translator doesn't even know how to translate the 2deep4u explanation from Kojima.
revolutionary AAA title
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
jesus christ end it already and give me videogames
No clue. I'm just a horny fuck.
I mean, its similar to the Destiny patrol missions in a sense, but they did it really fucking awfully.
In case anyone wanted to do things
can we watch the mama pee ha ha
NIGGER KOJIMBO YOU FUCKING HACK
I WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAME
somebody post the cum rag mushroom
Community pissing
Press X to create piss puddle with Geoff
Yes you are.
So Conan is one of these preppers?
>be a huge fucking westaboo
>don't bother learning the lingua franca of the west
Yeah, it's strange.
We're not going to get something good like FFVIIR, are we?
Imagine playing this stoned.
through dick
unity
2bqh the game looks fun
i would get it if it wasnt PS4 exclusive
This confirms no PC release
>Kojima literally pissing away Sony's development budget
greatest heist of the century
Grandma!
yes you got here to late
>you self insert INTO THE YURI
X
LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT HOW I'M IN THE GAME AND HOW THEY SCANNED ME.
TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY.
TALK.
LIKE, TALK ABOUT IT. LISTEN TO KOJIMBA, PEOPLE. HOW I'M IN THE GAME.
>Piece together how this all fits together
IT DOESNT! THERE IS NOTHING TO PIECE! IT'S ALL FUCKING EMPTY PRETENTIOUSNESS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're honest to god a brainlet if you don't think Beetlejuice is funny
THOSE MANTITS
OMG CAMEOS
YASSS
Will the game contain Mountain Dew and Doritos loot?
>Yeah they own it.
No they don't you fucking retard. Pretty obvious considering MGS Survive exists
Irrespective of the quality of the game this is top quality meme material.
we're trying to piss in the same place. this thread
Please stop.... Dont do that....
Dont give me hope for anything on PC...
GET OUT HIDEO I'M PISS
DESS IS A VERY CUTE AND SEXY IDIOT
>Konami was actually right the entire time
APOLOGIZE Yea Forums
Piss to cross streams and piss to make lines in snow.
Co-op pissing action Bravo Kojiba
This is the saddest thing, and it's gonna fucking suck yet set a new standard in videogaming where they gotta be fucking movies
jesus fucking christ this game will suck hard
*has game pre-ordered on amazon*
>This is fucking retard, if it wasn't for the fact some ''known'' person does it, it would just be forgotten.
This is just outright not true. A AAA scale occult game with such a weird premise and that presents itself with silly shit like pissing would not be ignored.
Any news about Elden Ring?
What's Gamescom?
"Just trust me, Geoff."
He looked like he was wearing a bra at first.
Basically everyone who said anything good about this game has a cameo in it
ok chang
>this stream
>this game
>even this thread
I have never felt so much pain while also having a good time.
10/10 post
>talked about pissing for 5 minutes
>wow we are inside your mind
kek
You wish Xiao.
>more cameos
How about gameplay??
Konami has been completely vindicated
MGS1, 2, and 3 are some of the best games ever made. What the fuck happened to Kojima?
Connect the world by pissing lines between cities
> being hyped for this
are you serious?
DUDE WEED
Wait when did they say the urination had multiplayer elements?
Wait a minute it's not the baby that is peeing?
no
only intresting shit so far is everspace 2 and kerbal space program 2
CAMEO BABY
grats, that means you're a tranny
now dilate
So exploitable
He can but Yea Forums made fun of him that one year.
PISSING AND HOLOGRAM GEOFF KEIGHLEY SOLD
>multiple cameos
Whos in?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did someone say pissing?
Global pissing
What video games? It's all about interactive movies now. This is the future you chose.
>game comes out in 3 months
>2 minutes of "gameplay"
lol
Is Death Stranding gonna be the most expensive shitpost ever made?
I'll kill you fag
woah cameos
>but I travelled all this way!
>multiplayer pissing
GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME
do we know when we are going to see more of 2077?
Predicted (You)s: 0
Sorry Konami.
hey, you can piss on people. that alone is a msut buy
I NEED A LIST OF EVERY CELEB POSTED ON KOJIMA'S TWITTER
Will he make it up to him?
Angry sex with Anna!
>an ocean of piss
Kojimbo is making a stealth tribute game to how this site connects autists
No anyone but him
>He cannot stop talking about the pissing mechanic
Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SAID HE SHOULD BE WORKING ON THE GAME
>IS DOING SIGNING SESSIONS INSTEAD
HOLY SHIT
Kanye
I gotta be honest here lads.
I wasn't interested at all in this game but after this confarance 100% buying it just enjoy Kojima taking a big fat dump on my face and not giving 1 pictospec of a fuck
No.
there better be more after this
>Can take my switch with me on the toilet
>Snoy have to simulate pissing ingame instead
lmao
>cradle baby with controller to make it happy
OH NO NO NO I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE KOJIMA IS GOING WITH THIS WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT READY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>youll be understanding what we saw today
Why am I still watching this
I really dont give a shit about this game or kojima desu
But at this point, waiting until TGS can't be that hard.
Kanye and Kim Kardashian
Is Kojima into omorashi?
can we play as the girl and pee too?
i want to drink homare piss
R. Kelly is going to buy all the copies
FF7R is gonna be a band aid to a huge gash in your stomach
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
NO STALKER
>NO STALKER
it would be a new dimension of entertainment
>to be here for me
>to be here for the fans
Jesus Christ Geoff
to think, when I was a kid I thought Kojima walked on water
lmfao get real konami cuck
>Did you have fun?!
NO, FUCK YOU GEOFF
RATE IT
FFVIIR isn't even good, it's just a bastardization of the original game, so no.
>Hayter
>Joost
Atleast those
talentless hack
>it's over
FUCK YOU GEOFF
RATE THIS SHITTY STREAM
KONAMI DID NOTHING WRONG
That was shit.
Based Kojimbo delivers
thats it?
I can't wait to stand in a circle with other anons and pee together! It's gonna be so much fun.
peace walker did!
MOMMY QUALLEY'S MILK
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0/10
no wait, everspace 2 and KSP 2 so it's at least a 2/10
I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE I RECOGNIZE IN VIDEO GAMES
Yes,yes. you're very edgy and super special.
can't wait for the SFM porn :)
Not in Euroland. Wait for TGS.
THAT'S IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where the fuck is stalker
She is going to suck his dick isn't she?
ITS OVER
WHERE IS CAPCOM
YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE CAPCOM
I stayed all this time and all I got was a Civ clone by Amplitude.
asking the real questions
What a waste of my fucking time
He understands english but doesnt speak it. You can tell he understands it because the translator doesnt need to translate what is said to him only what Kojima says in response.
>People are pissed it's not generic over the shoulder shooter #908756 for PS4
Trying to understand what this game is about and what Kojima is trying to say is hurting me but also it makes me really happy
There's you multiplayer
>noooo the game is a walking sim
Do we need to go through this again, you homos already know it has both stealth and TPS and fucking WW1.
of course he is
its a high iq fetish
he lied
the shit he showed at first is just cutscenes and all you do is walk from A to B
and the gameplay looks way lower res than before
it's clear it's made for PS5 and PC
#fuckkojima
Carmel literally got pissed on
an actual good video game expo. retards think it's for AAA american games when in reality is a heaven for new euro jank games.
Me.
That's it?/10
You could do that a decade ago in Postal 2, and that had actual gameplay.
So how mad will assblasted Anjero be that Pope got in a Kojima game?
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES
DEMON EDITION FAGS BTFO
How can a man suck the dick of another this much?
LMAO WTF
I hope you cradle someone dying in your arms
this last part felt like a fever dream
oh its over
well that was absolutely disappointing
Kerbal Space program 2
yay
THIS WAS TERRIBLE
no cyberpunk?
Can't watch, does DS have multiplayer?
I bet Kojima's game won't even feature mouth-to-ass hydration.
DID I RIKE IT?
HEY WASSHI
>that silent crowd
Fucking kek.
Fuck you Keighley.
>the anime chord progression
Don't worry guys the actual core gameplay will be at tokyo game show :^)
video gmaes are dead
DO (NOT) SHAKE THE BABY
Well that was a huge waste of time.
that was pointless
I didn't saw Stalker 2
AND IM MAD
6/10
meh
Every game will have pee mechanics now.
>no cyberpunk or elden ring
cringe
Rate the show ofrom 1 to 10
From me? A solid 4.
STALKERFAGS BTFO
STALKERFAGS BTFO
STALKERFAGS BTFO
>no RE3
calling it now
>fucking BTs are scared of piss
>but at the same time sam is too scarred to piss
>so you have to collect piss mushrooms
>which can scare the enemies away
>No Elden Ring
>No games at all
I will never get this time back in my life.
What did Kojima mean by this?
>fire enemy
>0,01ml left on the piss meter
WHERES BANNERLORD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that was disappointing
The saddest story of them all
We've seen:
>Gears 5
>Comanche
>DCL The Game
>NFS Heat
>Kerbal Space Program 2
>Little Nightmares 2
>Predator Hunting Grounds
>Monster Hunter World Iceborne
>The Cycle
>Life is Strange 2 episode 4
>Humankind
>Borderlands 3
>Everspace 2
>The Witcher 3 on Switch
>FIFA 20
>Desintegration
>Darksiders Genesis
>Guilt
>Destiny 2
>Remothered - Broken Porcelain
>Sony bought Insomniac
>Erica an interactive thriller
>Anno 1800 DLC
>Port Royale 4
>Iron Harvest 1920
>CoD MW
>Hideo Kojima (yes a trailer for Kojima)
>3 Death Stranding trailers (only one with gameplay)
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
STALKER 2
'S A DEAD GAME
I give up on understanding Kojima
Kerbal 2 looks good as well
RATE IT
ABSOLUTLEY BASED KOJIMA
CARAMEL BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>no BFBB:R
RATE
>RATE
RATE
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>RATE
time to delete this thread
FUCK YOU HIDEO
PRESS PISS TO SHAKE THE BABY
that's it?
Right?
>lone man roaming a desolate landscape
>taking care of a baby
>lulling baby to soothe him if he gets scared
>literally pissing on enemies
>character called mama literally gropes her sore milkers and talks about lactating
>MC cares about his BB and doesn't want to retire it
>gameplay loop will probably involve protecting bb at all costs
um where was capcom
based gamermoment
I didn't have fun...
>can fill up the void craters with piss
>the entire game will just be piss
Fucking based
Hey user! I love you!
What did you enjoy from the conference?
>KSP2
>fucking nothing else
Woah.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'?p:oslfjulsdFLNS wju did i watch this
and pee pee poo poo
2/10
Well shit
Now I might have to get out of my chastity cage
That should have been way longer and more exciting, the fuck dude.
IT'S NOT BING BING WAHOO SO IT'S SHIT!
1/10
TOP TIER JAPANESE MASTERMIND IN CHARGE OF SAVING VIDEOGAMES
LMAO FORTNITE IS UNIRONICALLY BETTER THAN THIS AND I NEVER EVEN PLAYED IT
Good lord that show fucking sucked
It's fucking nothing
Didn't SEGA said they were going to announce something big during gamescom ? I missed almost all of it.
I don't understand.
>SUICIDE WATCH
SUICIDE WATCH
>SUICIDE WATCH
SUICIDE WATCH
>SUICIDE WATCH
fever dream describes death stranding really well
what an awful idea
awful game
awful
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>capcom only had dlc garbage
Hype for Humankind
Cope
Social pissing/Charged Baby
But can you piss on the baby?
>Kerbal Space program 2
What?
WELP
>you cannot see Norman Reedus' penis while he is peeing
pre order cancelled
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
I'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN
disappointment/10
Sounds like you're just going around to different nodes to "connect" people. And in between it all you can have dark souls like interactions with other people, like the pissing seems similar to laying down a soapstone except it accumulates and changes the environment for everyone.
So what's next?
Right? It's like seeing a building crumble, you know it holds hundrreds of people who will die, but it's great at the same time.
BRING BACK MY 2 HOURS OF LIFE
BASED KINOJIMA WORKING THE NINCELS ON VEE
Where's Bannerlords??
Everspace is also a pretty neat game.
What, it's over?
THIS US FUCKING GREAT WHY ARE YOU ALL INSLUTING THIS
>piss on mushrooms
>shake baby too fast to make it cry
>run down hills for no reason
>*milkers*
WHERE IS STALKER 2!!!!
>green text?
someone post it plssss
through piss, unity
kojima literally pissing on all their fans
Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
>Yea Forums IS SO FUCKING MAD
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where was sega outside of humankind? we got fucking nothing.
GOOSE PLEASE LET IT BE GOOSE
Holy shit thatwas awful if you liked any of this shit literally kys NOW
I don't know why I expected anything.
Kinda funny though.
>literally no gameplay was ever shown for years with intentionally obtuse story trailers
>WOW KOJIMA BRAVO HE DOES IT AGAIN
kys
>If this was the idea of some indie dev or team
yes, it isn't though. whew that was though
pee/poo
I just want another game on par with any of the first three MGS games.
>so much hype and buildup and dick sucking for one guy
>milkers
>Dorito pope npc
>pissing
>MULTIPLAYER PISSING
>rocking bbs to sleep so you can sense bts so you can deliver fetus to dead moom on some internet shit
What the fuck
OK DO YOUR THING
What was Sega's game?
Death Stranding presentation was unironically great
For posterity.
>no sekiro dlc
They announced some strategy game called Humankind.
WHERE MY CYBERPUNK?!
tuned on to watch the end, something worth mentioning?
This but unironically
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
WHAT DID I MISS GUYS!?!?
lel
fuck you geoff
I want back 2 hours of my life back
Where is Cyberpunk/10
It was a complete waste of my fucking time
I'm sure you do
I for one welcome our new baby overlord.
RATE IT
>RATE IT
RATE IT
>RATE IT
RATE IT
>RATE IT
>"gameplay" is just walking and pissing between cutscenes
wet fart/10
epic
Post your face after this trash show
Wait for the datamines
DORITO POPE TO SOON BE IN SFM PORN
>Konami has been completely vindicated
Honestly
This. Konami dodged a meteor
2/10
two for two tiddies
>no stalker 2
>no bannerlord
What do you think?
I want to hear Caramels theories on how pissing is connected to MGS and Silent hills
iceborne
I RATE IT A PISS/10
Civ clone, that's it
based consolewarrior
A civ like game
legit 2 or 3/10. Awful
NotCivilization game called Humankind.
IT'S MAAM
I always knew Kojima was a piss fetishist
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?!!!
just play bomber girls
>complaining about wasted time on Yea Forums
Yikes
BULLY 2 YOU FUCKING FUCKS
Nothing, he is still a genius. He is just not showing much gameplay.
More interesting than another stupid COD game.
YOU CAN WALK
YOU CAN PISS
YOU CAN SHAKE BABIES
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT YOU FUCKING GAMERS
Lmao okay, Iāll give it up
Lmao it was fine, ya'll are overreacting.
thats quick
Unironically what did you mean by this?
Everspace 2, iron harvest and port royale 4 for me. Over all nothing amazing.
it's not fair bros
0/10
There was literally nothing worth a damn.
peeing
hoping for reflected glory. "Look I'm friends with Kojima"
thats only a first day faggots
more tomorrow
0/10 NO GAMES AT ALL
Yea Forums would literally drink piss for these two
Old school nigga
HEY GUYS! LET'S ALL STAND IN A CIRCLE AND PEE TOGETHER! AND THEN THE MAGIC MUSHROOM WILL GROW!
>Those people in the chat unironically defending Death Stranding and kissing Kojima's ass
Can't wait for the game to release and be shit
Everything was shit except Kerbal Space Program and Everspace.
a shameless civ clone
>metal gear survive was a piece of shit
>everything else konami puts out is a piece of shit
>vindicated
???
NOOOOOOOOOO ELDEN RING
saved
hype
Nah, its just generic open world movie game
This and KSP2
The trailer was a nice wink to once upon a time...man. Based French.
my sides
it's not you piss-kun?
nevermind then
Damn
imagine the seethe if Sam gets in
amazing
-1/10
Geoff Keighley being in Death Stranding actually took away hype I had for the game
W-We still have TGS right Vergil-bros?
Based Kojima making lil zooms seethe
kek
2/10, it was shit.
What do you have to say for yourselves, Europoors?
Where is my western yakuza 3 release?
Shake mind
THIS IS A WEIRD PLACE FOR GAMESCON, K-Kojima San!!!!
NOT SO SMUG NOW ARE YA
>Kerbal Space Program 2
>Everspace 2
This is the only good that came out of the whole show
3/10
I'm deeply ashamed of my people.
This is perfect
I'm done.
Thoughts?
You fool...
it's gonna be Geoff
kek'd
Well KSP 2 is better than just about everything else they could have done combined.
Why is the sticky still up
>piss
>pee
>PP
>phantom pain
>baby
>BB
>big boss
HOLY SHIT BROS
milkies
How do people like this egocentric ill retard? Oh I understand they relate to him
and you guys laughed about Farming Simulator before DS.
>more trannies
LMAO
Iām crying with laughter to the point of breathlessness. Thank you user.
BANNERLORD WHERE?
wait that pool
I legitimately want the full version of that top image to use for my X-Files shitposts.
>Kerbal Space Program 2
>Little Nightmares 2
>Iceborne
>followed by nothing
Thanks for nothing, Doritos Pope.
amazing
We all need to remeber the real heroes we lost along the way.
What the fuck just happened
I'd suck on her milkers
Those are my thoughts
This artist is so good, wish we got more YuYuYu so he can draw even more Yuuna
so what else can you do in the game?
>because the translator doesnt need to translate what is said to him
That's exactly what the translator was doing
nice
only if its cute girl piss
me on the right
CARAMEL WAS RIGHT
NO LONGER A STICKY THE THREAD WILL BE DEAD SOON
GEOFF, NO!!!!!
Glad I took a nap throughout the whole thing and jumped in the sticky to see what got announced later/10
>Sakurai is in the game
So the baby is similar to a tamagotchi
worse than the gay awards, which is an accomplishment
So where is smash? ?
Post more ass/thighs
>Thread is no longer a sticky
Activate it! Now is the time.
Vergil will be playable in Devil May Cry V: Special Editionā¢ only playable on the Sony PlayStation 5ā¢ game system.
WHERES BANNERLORD TALEWORLDS
YOU SAID THERED BE BANNERLORD
I didn't even know this was happening so I slept through the whole thing. What did I miss? Is this like the new E3?
holy shit user delete this
its probably the core spoiler for the game
F
[email protected]
email me for some chastity cage
Sorry, I just saved it from some random fucko's FB.
GUYS
WHAT IF WE ALL PISS IN THE SAME SPOT
AND MAKE THE LARGEST MUSHROOMS IN THE GAME
>no new DLC character announced
why the fuck did anyone watch this ?
I wish i could smack the poster of this in the face
Time to raid this thread for reaction pics
it makes perfect sense
BULLY 2 YOU FUCKING HACKS
STICKY GONE
Tomorrow and the day after that.
WE NEED TO UNITE THE EAST AND THE WEST
BY PISSING ON MUSHROOMS
>Ps4 motion control
God i hope its not real. Maybe you can move your mouse up and down the shake the baby.
hot, would make a BB with her
lol
what did i missed?
BUT I'LL BE DEAD THEN
Truth be told, I didn't even watch the stream. I just like the chaotic nature of a stickied thread and learned of what went on through reading the posts.
Thanks for the fun time.
>mouse
user...
oh hi xbox, nothing like always
stickes are always great for a number of things
Pretty hyped for humankind. Wonder what they'll bring to the table with that one, districts seems to be in use again
nothing
GAMESCOM LIVESTREAM INFOS :
RocketBeans TV
youtu.be
>Bannerlord on Wednesday 14h30 CEST. (should be 05h30 PDT, 08h30 EDT)
>Duration 30 mins
>Planning for that stream : rocketbeans.tv
Gamestar Livestream
youtu.be
>Bannerlord on Wednesday 14h15 CEST.
>Duration 15 mins
>Planning for that stream : 8images.cgames.de
>Turns out Death Stranding is Metal Gear Solid: Piss Walker
VISIONARY
BEGONE INFINITE GAY SKELETON!
GOD HAS COME TO REAP OUR SINS/10
the vidya industry exposing itself as gay lame and dead
Nothing.
And everything.
And piss.
I WONT REST HIDEO
>boomers trying to be "with it"
oh boy
>all these shocked anons reacting
lmao
Death Stranding gameplay with pissing, baby shaking, and Geoff is in the game.
Some user was posting exhentai links but how the heck do you access exhentai anymore? Didn't it go down?
NEVER EVER
strategic pissing action
fotbol
movies
chinese takeover
stadia shilling
can you imagine kojima pitching this to a bunch of konami execs and asking for millions of dollars
>Rockstar
>announcing new games at events
Nothing
This whole pathetic show was just an excuse for jeff and kojima to circlejerk each other and their shit game
I still want to believe damnit
>posting clothed cunny
you're doing it wrong
Is that 2:30pm EST?
so how much time till Cyberpunk?
This was just an excuse to dress up like shimakaze and get in chastity for me
isn't it like that for everyone? Excuse to shitpost?
>he doesn't know
friendly reminder that rocketbeans already confirmed Yakuza 3 remake for PS4
Motherfucker, I almost choked.
...
>chastity
please shoot yourself unironically
who is this robot and where can i find porn of her
that's why I'm asking bud help me out, I had a long favorites list and I didn't really hear anything.
bye thread
got some pics from you at least
that's the plan when I hit 30
It went down but got brought back 2 days after, new servers
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
MOOOOOOOOODS!
>One of the best trailer in gamescom was a CG trailer
>and it was for fucking Kerbal Space Program
fuck off skullface
babby's first snuff pic
I just get the sad girls. Do I need to clear cache and cookies or something
IMAGE LIMITED REACHED AAAAAAH