Convince me not to sell my Switch, Yea Forums.
Convince me not to sell my Switch, Yea Forums
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Just sell it and wait for a Switch Pro
[Charisma] Don't sell your Nintendo Switch
Convince me you have one
Isn't that the dude that kept begging underaged girls for nudes
Sell it to me
How much are you paying?
I don't care
[Barter] I'll buy it from you for $150
whether or not you own a switch does not impact me in any way whatsoever. maybe consider making your own decisions in life instead of being an attention seeking child desperate for approval from strangers
/thread
Nintendo does suck but I think gaming as a whole sucks these days. I'm averaging one or two games a year that I enjoy and I'm yet to find many games that grab me hard and never let go. Splatoon 1 and Garden Warfare 1 were 2 such games but even their sequels weren't as engrossing maybe because they had lost their shine or maybe it was the paid online
Sell your Switch if you don't like it I don't care.
Look at PS4’s 2019 line up. Now, look at Nintendo Switch’s 2019 line up. If you need to be further convinced to keep your Switch, then I’m afraid that you are a brainlet.
how bout you just sell it if you don't like it. I'm not going to convince you of shit you nigerian double nigger
>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.
Look at them all, laughing together. See their oblivious smiles, the twinkle of childlike glee in their eyes? Slobs! Simpletons! This was once a serious hobby, meant only for people with a real passion for the craft. Now it is nothing more than a cheap novelty for the masses. A momentary distraction from the gnawing emptiness of their lives! How dare they! They will never know the real, true joy of video games, nor will I know that joy ever again, for they have tread upon my hobby and stolen what I loved!
Yeah, Onionson is literally Yea Forums in it's physical form.
Reminder that just within the last 12 months, Sony has:
>moved the Playstation HQ to California
>censored games for no reason to the point of having Rated M games on Switch being Rated E on PS4
>forced Japanese devs to have meetings in English with no interpreter
>angered AA and below Japanese devs, pushing them away from the PS4
>been actively uncooperative with crossplay, making themselves the only platform not included in crossplay in several large games
>lost several console exclusives to Switch
>pulled out of E3 completely
>gone on record saying they're struggling to adapt to the current climate and thinks consoles will be obsolete soon
>announced they're going to be making fewer games from now on
>announced that they will no longer support smaller studios in favor of Triple AAA studios
>make the PS5 a niche only machine
>They will rise PS5 price thanks to China & US problems and instead to move out to the other country they said: "asking customers to bear part of the burden"
[Terrifying Presence] Hand it over and no one gets hurt.
Why should I care if some literal who owns a Switch or not?
is that a kiddie fiddler?
>b-b-but sony
Man, nintenbabies are the worst. Sorry you cant have any good games
[Strength] Bring it, bitch
[Confirmed Bachelor] Get a room you two
Do it faget
Use the money to kill yourself
What else would you buy ?
[Charisma] Only if you join us
[Everyone disliked that]
Maybe put that money towards saving for a better CPU, my 2600X is kinda mediocre for a lot of the games i like to play.
>underpowered
So is the PS4.
>gimmick
Like/and?
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
It fits in my bag or hands perfectly. Why would you need it to be in a pocket? Is a laptop no longer portable to you then?
>dock scratches screen
Screen protector or be careful.
>cheap, flimsy joycons
My launch Joycons are just fine after 100s of hours of use.
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games
Then Sony is really fucked if you are looking at rehashes and shovelware. And no, “game I don’t like” by Nintendo doesn’t make a game kiddie. Also, I like how the bar has moved from no multiplats to “b-but they’re bad compared to Snoy!”
>insufferable, delusional community
Says the fucking Sony fag.
>manchildren love it
And niggers and LGBTQIA+- love Sony.
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese
See pic related.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
And Madden players shoot each other.
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
Imagine an incel like you passing social judgement on anyone.
>horrible online, overpriced
$25 per year is a drop in the bucket. I already forgot I had to pay for online until you mentioned it.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
Nah.
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
seethe and dilate.
fucking bullshit stat checks
*quickloads*
>nintendo criticism
>adding PS4 criticism on top of it
>N-NO! O-ONLY NINTY B-BOOGIEMAN!
why you gotta be like this smoothbrain?
[Perception 3/7] What are you, some kinda gay?
I don't care what you do with your stuff
Switch is the most fun I've had with a Nintendo console since Gamecube. FE Three Houses is easily GOTY, god I fucking love this thing.
Consoles, never once.
All I have to say is “RTX” or “Epic Games Store” and you PC NEETS lose your shit.
Easy: You're watching Onision.
[Failed]
Bring it on faggot.
>people trying to deflect complaints and compare a kids toy to an actual console arent smoothbrains
Ok nintenbaby, keep tryin
I do fine without those.
Most of the trannies emerge from Smash bros aka Nintendo. Sure Nintendo has the best franchises but they are lazy, reusing assets, ports, and remakes basically what the switch is comprised of. There is not 1 game on the system worth 60 dollars of effort besides Mario odyssey but even that fails. 64 is still superior. No use arguing with Nintendo fanboys. Nintendo are the ones that gave them autism they will give nintendo free passes left and right. Fact is Nintendo sucks and they could be doing much better.
> gimmick
so are HD graphics which do nothing but bloat production cost and slow down dev time leading to games that are rushed
>Needing Yea Forums to make your decisions for you
Wow, you're even more of a manchild than the rest of us. That's genuinely pathetic.
Do it, you deserve to lack entertainment for posting an image of that faggot
>so are HD graphics
Go to bed grandpa.
Most trannies stick to other fighting games. Smash is too hard for them.
thegamer.com
You don't have a switch.
Not to mention their online is worse than their previous console the WII U, dreamcast and OG xbox for that matter. Nintendo fanboys are just biased. They aren't really gamers either. They are just obsessed with mediocre content coming from Nintendo. Other companies aren't doing so hot either but Nintendo isn't excluded from the criticism. Luigi's Mansion 3 will be good simply because the game isn't made by NIntendo. Most people who play the switch are ignorant morons with an obsessed illness over this company. They aren't fans and they aren't gamers.
Rendering resolution has NO EFFECT on production cost.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>And Madden players shoot each other.
Hello 911? Yes, I just witnessed a murder and I'd like to report it.
Didn't this guy get bent over by the FEDs?
You could browse twitter for a few minutes find a smash bros tweet and see people commenting on it. You visit their profile and what do you see in their description? She/he trans peach main etc. Its so easy to find and gaming autism/illness stems from obsession with Nintendo.
Just sell it you retard and use the money for a Sony Playstation 4. If you already has a Sony Playstation 4 then what the fuck are you doing with that kidding toy?
I bought a used one last year and modded it. Since it's more of a portstation, I've been using it to play some of the stuff I missed out on the last gen(or current multiplats) but even with a library of free games it still collects dust most of the time. Either way it paid for itself.
If youre a smashfag or splatoon/pokemon autist then it's for you, if not sell it right away while it still has some value
I have 2
It's a literal port machine that has no value outside of "on-the-go" meme
>literally illiterate
okay smoothbrain
>tripfag is also a sonygroid
kek
seething smoothbrain.
Sony has actual games bro while you try to sell us on inferior ports.
bruh
name 5 that are not multiplats and have less than 4 hours of cutscenes
its so damn true
the only real game the PS4 has, Bloodborne
Post some examples then. I highly doubt there are real competitive tve trannies in Smash.
There's nothing wrong with multiplats, the issue is that all multiplats run like shit on Switch.
TW3 is gonna be a sub 540p game on Switch, it's embarrassing.
>using the fact that Yea Forums calls it funny names as an argument against it
at least real gamers who own any system can
enjoy persona 4 and not whine about it not
being on the switch because you fake fanboy
over it because Joker got in smash.
Sony always wins baby.
Then what happened in 2019, Snoy Boy? It’s like a desert over there lol.
i was actually talking about multiplats with xbone and pc. but hey free rent
Videogames, a serious hobby?...
>manchildren love it
Manchildren loves videogames, so I should give up on them because of it? Not really.
No valid argument, Paul.
I didn’t say anything about Sony but it’s hilarious how obviously insecure you are about them and your Fischer price tablet.
Wait until you can hack it then sell it and
wtf I love onision now!
is this pedophile cult leader still around?
SELL?????? Come on now bro what would Jesus do? Do you really have to profit from everything you do? Be selfless like Jesus and God will bless you. I'll mail you my address you can just give it to me if you don't want it and LORD JESUS will smile upon you
>u-us switch bros P-PREFER low frame rate and resolution
yeah but literally who else could it be. pcbros don't care, and xbros are our best friends
>so are HD graphics
You know, I could run doom at 16k if I want right?
Resolution is on the hardware, not the software. Except for textures but those used to be compressed, now they can just put then in willy nilly, so it saves time.
Not him but you are a delusional fucktard if you don't see what they are talking about! They don't have to be good at smash you fucking dimwit. Fucking offended by the truth or something? Literally every nintendo autist list their mains in their bio and that includes many trans fags prob like yourself.
>here’s your switch port bro
>Onision hates Nintendo
If you needed any more proof that anti-Nintendo niggers are fags, he's it.
I agree.
I see many trans listing their mains in their bio.
It is usually female character players as well.
fucking hilarious. I am a fan of Nintendo and all gaming really but I even know the switch sucks!
Why can't the fanboys admit the switch is trash so we can get an actual console with 60 dollar worth games?
These fuckers are actually excited about that half-assed link's awakening remake. Jesus Christ I fucking hate Nintendo fanboys. They just ruin everything.
Onision has spoken it's time to sell your nintendos
>Instantly assumes he's a sonyfag
Why am I not surprised that your arguments do not hold up and or are anecdotal?
>implying a PCbro would have the desire to shitpost about the Switch
The Snoy cries out in pain as he strikes you.
Do as I say and sell it like the obedient little faggot you are
at least try to hide your ps4 when posting
>pic related is what you should do
I just get free 3DS games lol
I never have to pay money for a game again
Do whatever you want, idiot, it's your shit.
>"Convince me not to do what this youtubers said"
Looks like Yea Forums is still full of 12yo's.
>dock scratches screen
literally fake news
not to mention Yea Forums's official list has 2 ports listed as God tier Lmfao. Such a weak ass list to convince me the switch is worth buying. Sure I have one but its absolute shit. The only noteworthy game coming out is LM3 thats about it. Fuck the no name titles like astral chain or any other forgettable entry no one gives a damn about besides fanboys so they can use as a weak argument going "see it has games" Yeah half ass lazy games mostly ports, reused assets, and remakes aka link's awakening coming out soon. God the switch is so lazy it pisses me off and the online service not being able to communicate with friends in 2019 is just horrendous. Only fucking autistic people sick in the head with Nintendo are Okay with this shit. I am a real fan wanting the company to get better. Not a fucking obsessed autistic fanboy praising the company for half-assed shitty forgettable games when I know they could do better.
Why make this thread?
You don't care about why someone likes the switch or why others dislike it. You cannot be persuaded, regardless of what is said. You made this thread having already come to the conclusion that you dislike the damn thing.
Please, stop making Yea Forums even worse than it already is. You are no better than the trash that posts eceleb threads.
Remember to sage and report low-quality shit like this, anons.
So glad there is an actual fan in a thread like this for once that I can relate to.
Ikr what kind of online service in 2019 prevent you from talking with friends.
You would have to own one in the first place Snoyboy.
This basically sums up people who defend Nintendo these days.
legit question here. why are sony players the only people to console war here (outside of epic shills). all console warring i see is sony people being retarded and them false flagging? don't sony fans have games they can go play
same can be side by the Nintendo fanboys accusing people critiquing Nintendo fairly that they are Snoys. Some of us are just fans of Nintendo wanting quality improvement for the company.
Why do I laugh my sides to shreds whenever I see a off model pic of Mario? In want this image of Mario on the top right framed in my bathroom.
This I am under the assumption you meant "said" but Nintendo fanboys are so close-minded
that they believe you are a hater of the company when you say something negative about them.
nothing wrong with that. but when you do this by making a shitty console war thread (usually drought wojack being sad about the lack of games {tm} on the switch) then you are just a huge faggot
>Onision
Now that's a face I haven't seen in forever.
unironically this wojack is based as fuck. remember kids always report shitty console war threads
Do you really want to be lumped in with Nintendocels OP?
Don't you have a "Switch Comfy Thread" to make?
I REALLY want Nintendo to do better. But based on their recent track record I don't have faith in them anymore.
I just want a decent console with a good user interface with awesome games that have a good solo play experience AND multiplayer experience where I am able to join with my friends I talk to on discord on a daily basis.
The switch's friend list is so pointless where you can barely play games together with friends who aren't near you. Why did we have to get MM2 trending with friends for something good to actual take place? This isn't acceptable in 2019. In MM2 you should be able to invite friends to your game in MM2 but we had to argue about it. Also, it still isn't in the game yet! I am losing faith that they won't put it in ever! But I am a fan of NIntendo like previous posters have said wanting them to do better. I don't approve the direction Nintendo is taking with the switch. Its just boring and anti-social.
5dollars and a 3 double cheeseburgers with cajun fries
They seem to be having fun
if this turbo faggot soi vegan sjw say it sucks, it must be the best thing since sliced bread.
Tbf i make those threads to troll because what is so comfy about the switch lmfao. Can't believe there are actual morons who take that thread serious.
It is so true it is sad literally you can't argue
with this. If you are one of those people
thinking the switch is great you have no say lol.
This can't be argued with it is the literal truth!
I wouldn't convince you not to set yourself on fire, faggot.
Stop trying to promote your deadass youtube channel faggot
Didn't this dumbass cut down on a wetland?
I don't think anybody defends Nintendo's online, even among their fans. I like Nintendo games and prefer singleplayer and local multiplayer to online, and I'll readily admit how shit their online system is and has always been.
You would be surprised, but even then that doesn't stop fanboys by giving them free passes.
>fanbase gives out freepasses
oh no just like every fanbase from A aardvark to X xbox
Astral Chain and LM3 and DXM and AC:NH are coming out soon
I've been in enough Smash threads to know that yes, people really do defend Nintendo's online.
There are literally faggots who will tell you that Smash Ultimate's online is perfectly fine, when in reality it's probably the worst AAA online mode of the decade.
The only games to really look forward to are Luigi's Mansion 3 and possibly that new pokemon game, but it'll probably be shit like S&M.
Sell it and piss off. No one is obligated to tell you to keep shit.
Animal Crossing was like the one reason to hold on to the Switch, but they fucked even that up by having saves be system bound with no cloud saves.
I don't wanna put 1000 hours into a save file that might just disappear one day if my Switch dies for some reason.
honestly at this point even fangames are better than gamefreak. i would rather play pokemon clover than Sword and shield
That's insane. Smash Ultimate is pretty much fucking unplayable online.
[Faggotry] N-no... I'm not.... unless?
Why are you listening to a man with no neck?
t. seething Nintendo fanboy.
Oh? So Luigi's Mansion 3 then? Because the rest are forgettable no names. Only relevant because in truth the switch is lacking games and actual effort in their games. No1 cares about that shit besides obsessed Nintindie fanboys. Prove me wrong. You can't.
kek
onision is literally, unironically, /ourguy/
Switch is selling really well, WiiU would not have flopped if obsessed Nintendo fanboys had actual impact on anything.
I bite a bait, but Onision released that video before Switch was released. Not saying he's statement is wrong, but his all reasonings were.
fanboys said the wii u was great now hate on it and saying the switch is great. Same thing will happen when Nintendo introduces another console with barely any graphical updates.
This desu
There are no games for it unless you like BING BING WAHOO.
Any opinion a Nintendo fanboy has or people who defend them are flawed and wrong. They actually have no say on anything Nintendo because they aren't actually fans. They are obsessed ill people who developed aspergers because of Nintendo its clear where their bias lies.
How dare you make someone give you money for that fag machine. Maybe give it away for free to some low functioning autist or starving niglet in Africa. Better yet, destroy the fucking thing.
>b-b-buh muh soneh
It works for Nintendo though. They got beaten in graphics race, outside handhelds (Switch included) Wii is their only home console since SNES to make profit. Gameboys and DS kept Nintendo alive. Not N64 and Gamecube.
Holy shit based!
Sony always wins baby
Lmao this
Nintendofags can be very autistic, but the snoyfags shitposting and trying to start shit in PC and Nintendo threads are in a whole other ballpark of insane inbred violent retardation. It's sandnigger tier of aggressive tardiness.
At least wait until No More Heroes 3 is out before you sell it.
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, user SAID IT AGAAAAAAIIN!
It's great for hacking
i hated how nv tells you the skill necessary for the skill check and how much is required
once you see a skill check in the dialogue options you already know that it's going to work, and there is no point in even thinking about the right thing to say
and if you see that you are missing a few points you just leave the conversation and level/ read a magazine, like "give me a sec, before i answer your question let me travel to the other side of the map, farm xp and read this book"
even more annoying is the answers it shows if you don't have enough skill points, where it's something like "Speech [75/80] yah uh... well t-the thing is that i got uhh.. lost?]" or "Medicine [65/70] c'mon how hard can it be to use a syringe? just jam it somewhere and it'll heal, trust me" those are not phrases from someone who has "75 speech" or "65 medicine"
I'll give you $50 and a turkey sandwich for it
I always said this was a bad idea, and I'm on Iwata's get well soon card.
>PS4 is underpowered
How? When compared to PC? Even then, it at least can run 3rd parties without massive graphical alterations unlike the Switch.
>gimmick?
Being a handheld and home console in one. It basically kills the system since handheld mode's battery is non existent, and console mode still keeps handheld specs, so you might as well just play the 360 since they're about the same level graphically. The fact that they're already throwing the gimmick out the window by releasing a handheld only version proves my point even further.
>screen protector
If I have to buy anything other than the system and games to enjoy it, then it's a shit system.
>i used the switch for 100s of hours
Good god the autism.
>sony has shovelware and rehashes
Yeah, but they're easy to ignore in favor of the good games unlike Switch.
>game I don't like is a kiddie game
When's the last time you cared about story in a Nintendo game? The last time a Nintendo character died? Last time you cared about Nintendo story spoilers? They're too pussy to even say "Mario killed Bowser", they still say "Mario defeated Bowser".
>bar has been moved to "no multiplats" to "they're bad compared to snoy"
When we asked for multiplats, half assed graphical abortions weren't what we had in mind.
>sonyfags are delusional
Us snoyboys are at least willing to critique the Playstation brands flaws, such as censorship. Nintendofags don't ever ask questions, just consume consume consume until next product. Just look at all the SwoShield defenders.
>niggers and fags love Sony
To be fair, manchildren, niggers, and LGBTQUSEUVSUD76DEU are equal in degeneracy.
>fag ps theme
Well, there's something the Switch doesn't have! Menu themes!
>madden players shoot each other
The Madden shooting was a one time thing that happened like 2 years ago. Dirty Smash neckbeards are at every other tournament. Also Madden isn't exclusive to Playstation.
(cont'd)
>imagine an incel like you passing judgement on anyone
I went to a professional filmmaking camp this summer. And as for you?
>i forgot i had to pay for online
Cause after playing Switch online for more than a few hours, you never wanna touch it again.
>wahhh no it no overpriced
Same price as PS4 with a fraction of the power.
TL;DR You're a downie
>TL;DR You're a downie
Is he a regular downie or a robert downie?
The same reason not to sell any console: because eventually that one game you actually want to play comes out for it and you go, "shit I wish I didn't sell it"
Why do you listen to this faggot?
Imagine having to LEASE FUCKING PARTS to play a damn video games in pretty resolutions
>The snoys have literally gone so insane they take the word of Onision as gospel.
>persona 4
>joker
Oh no it's retarded
>>supposedly a handheld but too large
You're wrong about this one.
>>cheap, flimsy joycons
They are way too expensive.
*drift away*
Xboners are bros and don't shitpost. PCfags are too busy beating the meat to the latest anime game on nyaa.
Only snoys are obnoxious enough to try to shit on a clearly superior platform.
Are there any decent non turn based rpgs for the Switch??
I'm losing my mind, pls help.
Because selling a console, any console, is a stupid way of moving money. You always take a loss on it, especially if you trade it in for pocket change at the nearby Gamestop. Not to mention, you look absolutely stupid trying to score console war fanboy or YouTube E-celeb points.
I did last month. Best decision of my life. It's amazing how much tendies will pay for a used Switch.
>I went to a professional filmmaking camp this summer.
Was it YFW? Were we at the same camp?
>taking two post to respond
>calling anyone autistic
This is a heap of cope I haven’t seen since Sony missed E3 due to a terminal case of no games for 2019.
Xenoblade
What’s Onionson doing now? Any news?
>sōyny fagget
>went to film camp
Everything is a forgettable no-name until it actually comes out
Based Onision aka my wife left me for another woman and took my kids.
SMASH