Bernd und das Rätsel um Unteralterbach

What do you do around this part, I'm stuck.

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One of the characters is based on a Russian oligarch's daughter.

Its writing is really fucking funny, has a good soundtrack, and memorable moments that stay with you for years later.
>loli poet helps you prepare for a rap battle
>cock slapping the apocalypse in the face
>OY VEY.webm
>giving you a bad end almost instantly if you pursue hags

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>dat part where you'll about to get lynched and be fed to pigs.
>only for the 'helpful' guards giving a good way for you to handle the situation.

what the actual fuck am i looking at
is this meme hell

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>All of the characters are parodies of politicians or child models
>You go back in time to christen Mohammed consummating his marriage with Aisha
>You defend yourself from a lynch mob by bringing up the Holocaust and calling them anti-Semites
If there is a meme hell, it's this game desu

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3d devil girl?

eh?

post the jew

UAB is huge

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amazing game and a labor of love
someone post the real life references.

The greatest achievement of the late Krautchan.

>the art looks terrible.
What, are you a fag?

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Imagine if this was real

I've been trying to upload a 1000x9292 jpg that's 2,44MB but it keeps saying that the upload failed. Before I resize it, did 4channel change stuff compared to Yea Forums as far as upload limits go?

youtube.com/watch?v=3CywmOitVWk
post yfw

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>Rätsel

I though that was Elzam

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It might be blacklisted, try to add a black dot on the image or something.

that's just buttmad mods upload-filtering
resize by a single pixel or add a dot

the absolute fucking state of this website

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holyshit what

It doesn't even tell me that they don't like it. It just pretends to be failing. The dishonesty is more insulting than filtering it. I might not have even posted it if the site told me that the staff considers this to be a shitty and unwanted image, but they have to insist on lying.
It happened the other day with a commonly used Pepe reaction image too. Fucking pathetic.

what about the forest sprites?

It's unironically kino

Fuchur retired after getting doxxed for making cum tributes to little girls.

Dunno, I'm just reposting that. Ask a kraut.

fuck krauts desususususu

"In August 1914, as part of the Schlieffen Plan, the German Army invaded and occupied the neutral nation of Belgium without explicit warning, which violated a treaty of 1839 that the German chancellor dismissed as a "scrap of paper" and the 1907 Hague Convention on Opening of Hostilities.[16] Within the first two months of the war, the German occupiers terrorized the Belgians, killing thousands of civilians and looting and burning scores of towns, including Leuven, which housed the country's preeminent university, mainly in retaliation for Belgian guerrilla warfare, (see francs-tireurs). This action was in violation of the 1907 Hague Convention on Land Warfare provisions that prohibited collective punishment of civilians and looting and destruction of civilian property in occupied territories.[17]"

"The raid on Scarborough, Hartlepool and Whitby, which took place on December 16, 1914, was an attack by the Imperial German Navy on the British seaport towns of Scarborough, Hartlepool, West Hartlepool, and Whitby. The attack resulted in 137 fatalities and 592 casualties. The raid was in violation of the ninth section of the 1907 Hague Convention which prohibited naval bombardments of undefended towns without warning,[18] because only Hartlepool was protected by shore batteries.[19] Germany was a signatory of the 1907 Hague Convention.[20] Another attack followed on 26 April 1916 on the coastal towns of Yarmouth and Lowestoft but both were important naval bases and defended by shore batteries."

fuck those european niggers i hate them so much

Only if you're a pedo. I'm not into that fetish at all but I checked it out because I check out literally every western 2D porn game, and it really isn't impressive at all unless you're really into pedo-shit.

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the writing/humor/art is far better than literally any other /weg/ game

>Only if you're a pedo. I'm not into that fetish at all
he said, reposting that image.

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Don't lump the rest of us decent europeans in with the kr*uts.

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Even if you aren't a pedo, the dialogue is very witty and it does chan humor well. Not to mention throwing in political humor as well.

If you're afraid of pedos grow up.

>tfw loved all of it except the sex bits
It's fucking hilarious, but the art style really doesn't lend itself to be lewd without looking gross. The CG for fucking the ?red head? moral busybody in the first ten minutes of the game almost made me drop it immediately

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Click under the car, middle right side. This part of the game introduces a ton of new mechanics not used anywhere else in the game. You can search a few different cars and the manhole

On a scale of 1-10 how much into lolis are you?
Is it your dominant fetish?
I like to save funny images. Sometimes cute ones too.

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the kraut
the kraut is a dumb animal,stupid by nature and aggresive by birth
they are liars,betrayers,bastards,and warmongers by nature
the kraut will do anything so he can have a little bit of power
the kraut is the cancer that is destroying europe right now
the kraut is the reason for inmigrants
the kraut is the reason why you cant be nationalistic anymore
the kraut is the jew of europe or european kike as i like to call them

The ultimate pleb filter. Most normies are scared to even google Unteralterbach.

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>look at him, he runs like a pedophile that lost his laptop
I couldn't believe deadpool stole a joke from UAB.

like 4, I'm more of a Mdlg kinda guy

click fucking everything, it's a parody of lucasarts batshit logic

I would have so much more respect if I found out that was actually literally true

10
hellz yeah it is, but I also like prostitution and slave rings

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I'm a 1, and mostly into obese milves.
It just bored me knowing that it'll mostly have lolis only.

10 but that's besides the point.

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KILL YOURSELF PEDO FAGGOTS

the kraut invaded europe because they were scared of a more successful country
the kraut wanted to kill slavs because they were scared of a more successful race
the krauts went to war because they wanted to destroy,kill and invade
the kraut must be killed

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Literal pedophilia game

The milfs are all shit but one that you don't get to fuck still, it's so good I would say try it.

*hits pipe*

Any videogames that simulate loli girlfriend experience?

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Sick people are disgusting. Deal with it.

when people use the ((())) they dont use it for jews
they use it for germans
the plague of europe
the jews originated from (((germany)))
the jews gained power in (((germany)))
the jews controlled europe from (((germany)))
THEY JEWS ARE THE GERMANS

The german """"a*rmy""" is probably the most pathetic and sad one,their soldiers are just a bunch of faggots who dresses in "uhuhu uber kawaii hugo boss dresses :333"their tanks just like their womens are ugly and usseless
the kraut is the walking joke of eVrope (v for "very anti german")

>normie tier
Not even close. Le pedo jokes are the zoomers every day.

>suddenly, Yea Forums is full of pedophiles
What happened?

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It was the game of the year. Serious nonmeme response, it was a game made by legit pedos, they modeled the characters on child models and strawmaned anti-pedos. It was disgusting and a great fap.

>suddenly
here's your you

Its amazing how they made music sound incredibly seedy.