What. Do. They. Eat

>this game has mutants and lasers in it, so I don't need to bother with having consistent internal logic

What was the first civilization to practice body hair management? What did they shave with?

What happened to that guy anyway? His last video was ages ago.

>Are you one of those fags that demand every settlement have realistic infrastructure
If your plot is specifically about finding a supply of clean water, than it's pretty fucking stupid to not address how exactly people have survived for 200+ years in this place

not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls

>Two
It's one person

the RPG genre has always attempted to build a believable world, despite the sci-fi settings, it's called world building

They buy food from outside/caravans.

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samefag

Finally took the bullet after turning his child into a tranny

>guy points out no one would survive 200 years in a fridge, ghoul or no
>the fact that literally no one but the SS finds him is also bullshit
>even more so when you realize his parents aren't so far away
>"I don't want to talk about how realistic something is!!"

>dude just ignore roleplay in a roleplaying game
Yes user, shocking, the letters in RPG actually mean Role Playing Game. I was surprised when I learned that too!

molerats, dogs, brahmin

Brahmin

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Ok

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Imagine interacting with a game world without even giving it the slightest bit of though. Imagine consuming without thought, forever, until you die.

Imagine not even being a real person, just a blank slate with whatever personality is marketed towards you

Super mutant pussy

More curious about their tax policy

Nice inspect element

Based pussy poster.

Imagine there's no heaven, above us only sky.

I’d be willing to let it go if it was fun.

That video is fucking awesome lol

And where do they get other essential nutrients? Does everyone have scurvy??

Moira's Brown asshole

Maybe they sent out hunters to hunt irradiated creatures. That alongside scavengers. Then used trade caravans to fill in anything else they needed foodwise.

>Android
>Inspecting anything but Instagram accounts

>>Android

How come you never see these hunters or scavengers?

Obviously you're just quoting the dev, but is this the most brainlet justification for garbage writing/worldbuilding ever? You see it everywhere, and braindead normalfags always clap when they hear it

they eat sunny smile's unborn children

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>why doesn't this video game have 1:1 realism
God no wonder everyone thinks wrpg fans are dumb nerds

Obviously what’s represented in-game doesn’t represent what’s actually established lore-wise, or did you really believe that one of the major post-apocalyptic cities in one of the most densely populated parts of America really consists of 20 dudes squatting around a nuke in the Fallout lore?

Never seen the Strange Meat Gang?

>He sits 24/7 infront of his PC
Lmao!

But none of them sell food

I mean you are just one person in a big wasteland. Maybe you are just never in the exact same area as they are. I mean wasnt megaton kind of considered a backwater? Who is to say they have more than a handful of scavengers and hunters? Between them, trading with caravans and with whatevee travelers come through the town maybe its enough for them to survive

I do!
Makes it feel more like a small town western which I think they wanted.

Prehistoric men shaved with flint razors and women used depilatory creams made from crap like arsenic and quicklime. We're talking like 30.000BC.
Women in ancient Greece shaved their legs and pussies, and in ancient egyptian women removed all their body hair to the point of even shaving their heads.

Women shaving their body hair with razors was a thing in India and Egypt for as early as 3.00B0C.
Lack of body hair in antiquity was seen as a simbol of high-class/status.

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>android
LMAO

>Android Tablet
>iPhone
>PC
Hello poorfag

Are you the type of person to go up to a 16 wheeler and barter with the driver for what’s inside?

>owning an iphone
Literally why?

hello zoomie

>owning a tablet and a smartphone
Fucking explain the logic here

Not in, around or going in/out of Megaton, no

It's just weird how you can't walk for 5 minutes without walking into a member of some faction EXCEPT these mysterious Megaton hunters, not even around Megaton itself which is surrounded by edible molerats

Fascinating, I didn't think ancient civs had the ability to create razors without steel. Maybe I'll use that time machine for sexual tourism after all

Still better than Android and doesn't lose support after 2 months. Apps also run better.
Seething.
The tablet was a gift.

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Sure but maybe by the time you are exploring arlumd megaton the hunters had already gone out and finished their hunt

Why not? At least iPhone doesn’t have 5gb of shovelware and has a decent OS, teenage girls and amerifaggots fanboying nothwithstanding

>androids lose support after two months
Why are you literally lying out of your ass and making shit up?

Apple OS is trash though? And most of the shovelware on phones are fucking garbage carrier apps. Beyond that good job paying for literally inferior hardware

They'd create razors with stone and copper, depilatory creams with whatever worked.
But that's nothing. Wait until you find out how they created color pigments, now that's fucking weird.

PS. you might rethink your sex vacation unless you're not into kissing and blowjobs; just because they shaved doesn't mean their teeth weren't rotten

>shandification

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What the FUCK did he mean by this?

what does the brahmin eat?

>Implying this isn't the case
Whenever Samsung releases a new phone, they lose support after 5 months exactly.

why would they be rotten

He has to convince himself that buying an 1.200$ fashion product electronic device was a justifiable choice.

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>ancient civs had rotted teeth
This is a meme too isnt it? People practiced decent dental hygiene

>they JUST so happen to be gone every time you arrive, no matter how long you're there for. What a coincidence!
Yuh huh
You're just making excuses now dude

No toothpaste, nigga

By all accounts the teeth of Romans were more healthy than the teeth of modern Americans, sugar is a bitch.

The dead ant in front of the town.

You don't need toothpaste if you eat a natural diet.

You are full of fucking shit. I am using an S9 and still get updates to this day. Hell i know a poorfag with an S5 that was getting updates for awhile.

What are you even going on about autist? Completely moving the goalposts. Sure all phones are overpriced shit. But Iphones are literally definition of buying an electronic device as a fashion device.

The sugar in their diets wouldn't have been as high. As long as they were eating a healthy diet it should have been alright.

They eat mole rats and trade with the traders that are almost always around there. Do you people even play games or are you just addicted to regurgitating shitty meme's?

That and people don't have shitty, sugary diets like they do now

Aside from every other species on the planet not having toothpaste and having fine teeth, you know there have been plenty of natives discovered who all have good teeth too?

Do you think they practiced proper dental hygiene and had dentists back when people thought the world was flat?

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Im just making fucking explanations up nigger. What the fuck did you want? Lucas Simms to walk up to you and explain the logistics of their food situation?

Consistency is important for immersion, especially for a series where the prior 2 main games were highly focused on acquiring water and food.

There isn't any terminal entries specifically stating that they go out and hunt the molerats around the city so that theory is false.

do you think they had the same diets as modern westerners

Uh oh nigger, you've exposed yourself as a pop-history brainlet!

They eat shit on a shingle, mother fucker.

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>This is a meme too isnt it
No it isn't. Just because they didn't go around looking like britbongs doesn't mean they still weren't fucked up.
There's only so much you can do brushing your teeth with ash and what have you.

t. posted as you don't even get Bixby updates or Android 9 Pie

They’re better than whatever garbage Samsung puts out. Granted, my last phone was a samsung and that was two years ago but I had a string of samsung phones before that and they either shat the bed performance wise or the battery just decided to kill itself in 6 months, couple that with the chinese shovelware and I’m never buying their shit again.

They had toothpaste.... also you seriously think people worried about shaving their pussy in ancient civs but didnt have any form of fucking dental hygiene

You know natural sugars exist right?

True but they would have still had tooth rot if they practiced no form of dental hygiene. Sugar isnt the only thing that causes it.

But they practiced superflous shit like shaving their pussy????

Nice autism. Good luck with that.

Natural sugars only exist in fruits and vegetables, not meat.

See

Rad roaches, squirrel stew and other pre war radiated foods

Uhh believable world building would be nice, how about some farms around? It's not that hard, even FO4 managed to pull it off
It's just basic detail that gets missed that shows just how little thought actually got put into the setting

Do you think waste doesn't accumulate on your teeth regardless of your eating habits?
Nigger you could spend your life drinking water and huffing air for sustenance, and you'd still eventually develop crap on your teeth. Everything oxidizes, unless your shit's so special they reversed entropy.

Noodles. There is literally a noodle restaurant in the city.

And where do they get the noodles. There are no farms of wheat.

No feet, no buy.

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There is a type of rock, I forget which, that when broken properly is sharper than a scalpel. Doctors tested it and found that they preferred to continue using scalpel because there was so little friction on the rock they couldn't judge where they were moving as well.

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>vaginas self cleanse but not your mouth

This. Plus there's a bar that has food.

obsidian?

Bixby is fucking garbage and do you seriously think this same shit doesnt apply to apple?

Again most of the shovel ware is carrier shit which im sure Apple will have as well. All of which are also completely removable. The rest of your complaints are the same sort of shit as me saying i have experienced none of that. So unless you just REALLY love apple OS. You are literally paying for inferior hardware.

There's a big cum receptacle in the center of town where all the men cum in every day and they all drink from it with big bendy straws.

I think it's cummingtonite

>But they practiced superflous shit like shaving their pussy????
Superfluous shit like pussy shaving is much easier(especially since it's proven to work first by men shaving their beards first) than finding an effective way to properly keep your teeth clean and minty for 40 odd years.

Don't forget, hygiene science runs parallel to our understanding of microbiology.
Shaving pussy hair is easy; just spread her legs and use a sharp tool with patience.

Tooth decay is caused by the acidic byproducts of tooth-dwelling bacteria that survive on sucrose, not fucking oxygen dude

So that is what you wanted? This is literally the same bullshit people post ablut "hurrr what was Aragorns tax policy?"

What do they buy the food with?
They produce nothing, grow nothing, have no worthwhile hunting grounds etc.
The only services they provide are a few food stalls (where the food they buy go I assume) and a brothel. While that might make some coin it won't be enough to feed the town.

You couldn't have outted yourself as an uneducated fucking retard even if you tried.
Stop replying to me, you're giving humanity intellectual cancer.

...do you not think ancient civs ate alot of fruit and veggies?

Yep, that's it.

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They have packs of molerats and the occasional yao guai right outside the town walls. You can assume that they hunt them.

Megaton is also the only civilization in DC, other than Rivet City, with a water purifier. They most likely sell the excess water.

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I don’t understand the question. Does your local pasta place have a farm in the back room or something?

The fields and shit around Goodsprings adds more to the landscape than just wasteland and desert.

It's not much, but it breaks up the monotony. They can't live off of space food forever

Yes, literally all it takes is a little bit of thought so that people who don't have

Civilizations probably did because they didn't know better and they had a lot of people to feed. Primitive man ate mostly meat.

>Egyptians are believed to have started using a paste to clean their teeth around 5000BC, before toothbrushes were invented. Ancient Greeks and Romans are known to have used toothpastes , and people in China and India first used toothpaste around 500BC.
People practiced dental hygiene my nigger

Sugar might've been a thing for as early as 800BC China, so your whole MUH MODERN FOOD FULL OF SUGAR DUMB WESTERNERS theory falls flat on its face.
Now stop replying to me and go drink your Σοylent dinner. Fuck off.

it's funny to see how this post triggers so much people
it's just a game and it doesn't have make every single detail realistic, it's like the people trying to make sense out of mario's lore

>They most likely sell the excess water.
then why does the bos bring them water in the dlc if they can produce excess water

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Okay so Lord of the Rings world building is trash because they dont explain every little minutiae detail

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The fact that you're getting defensive about this says something. People back then undeniably consumed vastly less sugar compared to today that it wouldn't be too far to say that they didn't even eat it at all.

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It can be assumed that with the purification of the basin, farming can begin again on what was previously arid soil. Brotherhood gives the water away for free so Megaton could be using it to start farming.

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deathclaw cum

>People practiced dental hygiene my nigger
Never claimed otherwise. That's why I've said repeatedly "proper dental hygiene" and not just dental hygiene.
Proper, reliable sanitary products as well as support from medical professionals that know how to deal with stuff like cavities and plaque, all readily and easily available for all.

>just making shit up
The bos brought water by bhramin so there is no way that would be enough water for farming, not even close. They were giving them bottled water which doesn't make sense if they can produce more water than they need.

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What part of "stop replying to me" don't you fucking understand, tool?

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Food.

>Play a generic RPG
>Notice a tiny ass town not having proper varied diet
>OMG I AM SO FUKING SMART!!!

It's specifically stated by your father that the purification of the basin will bring back fertile farmland.

what a cute town
would be a shame if someone detonated a bomb in it

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>Sugar might've been a thing for as early as 800BC China

And purple dye was discovered in ancient times as well, so how come everyone wasn't strolling around decked out like a pimp?

what does that have to do with the bos giving megaton bottled water

I'll reply to whoever I want, when I want.

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And your father was a busta who ran on your mothers ass and ditched you. Only a fool would trust him

They give bottled water to everyone, Megaton is not the only destination that they travel to.

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based

How do you know? Were you there? No? Then stop assuming

ther constantly fasting you fat fuck

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>produces excess water
>here's some more water bro lol

what a fucking chad

I figure rotten teeth is purely a result of modern western diets. It would make no sense for our teeth to rot when eating a natural diet.

Even if your mother would die that night?

If you return to the Brotherhood office at the purifier, you'll find an exasperated scribe and a legion of incompetent underlings running the facility, one of them not even knowing that West is to the left of East. They don't know what they're doing, just following the order to give it all away.

No they buy their ingrediants from a store. Where do they get THEIR ingredients from

Does the lore explain why it's 200 years after the bombs yet the earth is still a scored wasteland?

In egypt they shaved to that extent because there was a massive lice problem supposedly

not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls

That one brahmin

Apparently rocks.

Irradiated water doesn't allow for much plant life to grow.

>purified clean water
>"clean" water full of rust and cancerous chemicals from Megatons shit pipe. But at least it isnt irradiated

cope harder

DEEZ NUTS

How did the GECK allow a machine to produce clean water? It’s a briefcase with some seeds, an electronic encyclopedia and a little pen light.

And the brainlet post award of the day goes to..

It's a bullshit miraculous science-fiction device, as evident by its name. The specifics don't matter as much as what it represents.

M8, bodies of anciet faggots and the appearance of severely rotting teeth has been literally proven to begin with the rise of permament settling and farming era

It’s plainly explained what’s in it during Fallout 2.

What do they eat? There is no food on their base or any food shipment.

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Oh sure, the peasants who held the dumbest beliefs were very nutritient oriented and always kept a balanced healthy diet as according to the food pyramid due their abdunance of food.

>all these people who don't understand how videogames are made, and that if everything was made believable you would run out of storage space on your PC after like 2 games, tops

Thanks Bethesda for not giving Obsidian enough time to add planned Legion towns.

You’re forgetting that it has a fusion reactor inside as well as a replicator. It’s not a super magical thing like Fallout 3 claims it to be but it sure as hell can get a small town started.

They explain how it can rejuvenate dead plant matter?

not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls

I’m assuming it had handy gardening tips. The people of Arroyo may have just not known about crop rotation and the soil was exhausted.

Ancient civilizations were using plenty of archaic contraceptives made from plants or from local fauna, we are not as far removed from our ancestors as we think.

May I cum, Moira?

Only happened in the elite that constantly ate refined sugar, and even then various tooth powders and the practice of scrubbing teeth and mouth have existed for millenia

Yes sweetie!

What would sex with an ancient woman be like

Nope, even farmer Zabzib of Mesopotania had rotting teeth, as wild wheat and other natural crops contain high number of sugars that the human body wasn't used to eat in large quantities.

>Literal horde factions
>DUH WHY NO TOWNS HUH?? FUKKEN BTFO

>NOOOOOOOO YOURE ONLY ALLOWED TO BROWSE THE INTERNET WITH A COMPUTER AHHHHH HELP ME PC

Legion is based, fag.

>Nope
Yep

That's because they sell it all to the town.

>What is glycemic content?

Don't care

Salty milk and coins

Moira would you like me to rub your feet?

Irony

MURRICAN AS FUCK

What the fuck

They trade scavenged supplies for food via trade with the Pitt.

Also they trade supplies for food form various hunters and merchants. Food is scarce because of the lack of fresh water and inability to grow crops due to a combination of sterile radioactive top soil and lack of clean non irradiated water.

The town of Megaton only has around 40 people living in it. It's less of a town, and more of a fortified environment similar to how forts used to be built during the frontier era.

Assuming they have access to salt, it's not unlikely that they have stores of meat like Radroach, Molerat, etc combined with scavengers bring old processed food and trade from the Pitt, why can very easily support 40 people.

A ghoul could easily survive in a fridge for that long.

google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/falloutlore/comments/8x26ps/evidence_that_ghouls_do_not_require_food/

I know it's a reddit post but they really breakdown the lore and biology of ghouls

Salt doesn't exist in Fallout which is why you never get it as an inventory item

All of the Fallout protagonists are supernatural deities because you never see them taking a shit or pissing.

They eat packaged food from before the bombs fell.

How did a bunch of raiders capture and cage a super mutant behemoth and for what purpose?

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They put it in a cage and they did that so the PC can let it out to kill everyone.

How come you never encounter any characters who are cumming? When do they cum?

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They caged him when he was asleep and built a settlement around him

You do in F2.

Transcription errors.

>playing New Vegas
>In Primm, just killed all the Powder Niggers
>See a guy in full power armor behind me
>turn around, "The Chosen One"
>try to tall to him, no dialog options
>pause my game to see if it's a mod thing or some kind of easter egg
>google it
>a few others have seen him, one was in vanilla NV so it cant be a mod
>no other info but that
>turn game back on, he vanishes

This is some San Andreas BigFoot shit

food

N..no my narrative. DELETE THIS NOW

steamcommunity.com/app/22380/discussions/0/864948030097816271/?l

It looks like a shithole, like Winnipeg or something. A nuke would be an improvement.

probably whatever shit the trade caravans bring

not interested in reading how a ghoul doesn't need to eat on a shitty ugly website w/ talking retards and cucks

>guns, armor, chems and trash
Mmmmmhh, sounds tasty!

Better get off Yea Forums then, faggot.

Wouldn't they be like highly irridiated? seeing as they've got two heads

Unironically this

There is a supermarket right by them, dumbass.

Before agriculture, when people ate effectively carnivore diets, there were not really any dental problems. Cavities skyrocketed after the invention of agriculture.

who keeps it stocked though

t. Paleodiet memer

The employees, retard.

Sex slave. You seen that sexy gigantic ass he has? They are real men, who appreciate big asses

What do the employees eat

lemme see that source on diets brah

Reddit is just a forum like any other. Notice how over the last 8 years the vast majority of small forums have died? That's because of reddit.

You get what you put in, same as Yea Forums.

Fisky.

Bugs.

The stuff from the supermarket they work at. Meaning they effectively work for free. Wow we really live in a society huh

ABullshit

It's not even an agriculture thing, it was just before we started eating sugar. We have skulls of english peasants from the 11th century. Their teeth were in fairly good shape all things considered since most of what they ate were rough grains, meats and vegetables that were harsh and kinda scoured the teeth clean of bacteria. They did however, as the pic shows, have large calcium buildup over their teeth, which meant their breath was absolutely horrible. In fact it was legal grounds for a woman to divorce her husband back then if his breath was so bad that you couldn't directly face him when speaking to him.

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Also for reference, only 20% of teeth we have from that era show any sign of decay. Compare that to today where 90% of teeth show some level of it.

Radiation.

The scrubbing of the brush against the teeth is what removes the most plaque. The real problem they would have is no floss.

He conveniently leaves out anything that would go against his thesis, such as restaurants frequented by ghouls in F2 and F3 to only focus on bars. He doesn’t mention the food stocks in Necropolis where Set has his base, nor the ones in the sewers. Those farms in Gecko? Naw, not relevant to ghouls growing food. He also completely skips the Modoc quest in F2, which just so happens to involve lots of ghouls and food.

>they would have is no floss
There are plenty of fiborous materials to use as floss, the question would be if they decided to use it or not if their visible teeth looked fine anyway.

The FEV mutated everyone's genes and turned back on the part of our dna that's able to produce vitamin C like other animals.

You would literally learn this in a gen ed Human Evolution class. They know this by looking at fossilized teethers.
businessinsider.com/growing-crops-human-cavities-increase-2016-3

They brushed their teeth with charcoal and alcohol.

There's bigger questions to be had like.
>Where are the children.

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you are so upset right now

Imagine the smell

are you for real?

Fibbuhpibbuh

Filthy lizardpeople kidnapped and ate them. This is why you need to eradicate these monsters