Reminder this is how you look when you bring out a Nintendo switch at the neighborhood Function

Reminder this is how you look when you bring out a Nintendo switch at the neighborhood Function

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Who goes to neighborhood functions anymore? None of my neighbors even talk to each other.

I wish I was that based

blondie is looking for a ham sandwich

The fuck is a neighborhood function? Either way, the Switch guy has solid grades, a loving mother, and loyal friends. Everyone else pictured is an idiot with no future.

hey someone saved my image, nice

but the character in question is a PC gamer, he's also not a virgin like OP

Why do western porn games always have horrible art styles?

He actually is a virgin unless you help him

He fucks his mother/caretaker by default.

no, unless darkcookie has became a faggot and deleted the scenes with his mother or the potential gf, no matter what he would get laid.

>caretaker

never mind, i guess you're right, DC ruined it.

Because typically don't have interesting plots and the gameplay is either horrendous or non-existent. Covering art styles and scenarios that nips won't is all they've got.

She only breastfeeds him while giving him handjob unless you get involved in her quest

No I would be one of the girls

dude gets to fuck his hot mom and gets a hot gf that does sexy cosplay for him.
i wish that dude was me.

>DC ruined it.
dc did that only for the patreon terms of use.
every new patch he provides the incest patch on lewdpatcher.

def neighborhoodFunction():
if nintendo_switch and sperg:
getLaughedOut()
else:
getMadPussy()

>westcucks jack off to this garbage

she doesn't fuck him until you finish their quest via the "sex ed" path. That's why she asks you to get birth control as part of it

what game

shut the fuck up chang. us Pierres are based as fuck. Han's is too

summertime saga
sand storm

>porn game thread
>1 image
>no links
I miss infinitechan

>pulls out the PSP in the middle of the dancefloor

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Why isn't incest left as an option or something?
This shit is so fucking gay I hate it so much.

Because too many moderators at Patreon were abused by their step-brothers/step-fathers so incest is seen as abuse by default.

cheers big ears

>your image

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god this artstyle is so fucking hideous how do you people fap to this trash

The art style was fine, but it went in a worse direction each iteration.

Fucking looser over here talking in nerd speak

I JUST WANT TO FUCK MY OWN MOM IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

there is worse shit on /aco/

>how do you people fap to this trash

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speaking of hideous artstyles that I've fapped to before anyway

It is though, I created a thread a week ago or so with it as the OP

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When a developer tries their hardest to drive away fans, and they still follow their works.

Yea Forums has no chads or thots

it’s neckbeards and fujos all the way down

fuck all of you inbred faggots who want the incest option

they look too hot to be locked into some shitty fetish

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>implying that I dont look more like the chad on the right
no need to project your insecurity OP

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I dunno why, but this should be a banner for /aco/

post yfw they removed incest

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That's /h/ though.

I just realized that

Just name them Mom and Sis, for everything else I heard that they're patching back in the incest once they're done.
Since Patreon is the only reason that it got patched.

"neighborhood function"
what the fuck????

social gatherings

I've fapped to this guys works multiple times and I'm not ashamed.
It must be the whole supernormal stimulus thing because I see nothing wrong with his art.

The dialogue is fundamentally changed, so at times it is very obvious that they're not actually Mom and Sis.
Also, other people will then call them Mom and Sis too.

then i recommend Kiliu

botestingrp

skeleton

>knock up your roommate/sister, your mom's bestfriend/aunt, and the cowgirl
>after x amount of time they just dump them at the daycare and you go back to putting kids into them
based

>not translated
The only thing I can't masturbate to.

>faggots that wanted pregnancy shit got cucked into oblivion
Still laughing

Not even in the same level, kiliu is perfectly fappable.

a lot of translated works already?

Oh, you're right. I miss-tagged.

what are you talking about?
right now you can knock up 3 women and the creator has plans on adding 3 more in the next patch

What's the point?
None of it is incest.

for now

People wanted to fuck the pregnant girls and payed for it, instead they can just knock them up and cant fuck them at all until the baby is born and "grows"

What do you mean? He's bringing it back?

ah
i'm sure that will be changed later on, but who knows this guy is going to milk his patreon for years before it's ever actually "finished"
just like every other patreon funded h-game

seeit could or it couldn't
really just depends

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Block parties are happening, it’s just no one is telling you.

>"and the cowgirl"
to lazy to look what her deal, a government experiment cover up?

Magic

>can't knock up your mom
What a waste.

>once they're done
So never ever. DC obviously keeps piling the feature and content creep to never have to finish it and die of old age before the game is completed, while making more than a brain surgeon in Monaco.

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A redneck's grandpa was a rapist wizard

he did that on purpose

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redneck statue cum magic

Stop shilling this garbage game here. Westcucks can not make good porn games, it's just not possible.

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Honestly it's a huge waste
She's one of the few characters you get the X-ray option and get to creampie everytime you have sex.
I'm holding out hopes she's one of the characters he's adding h-scenes and preg option for next patch

Was the sister always a huge bitch? Or was that changed later on when it was no longer a sister.

based retard. Us french are leading experts on love. If anyone can make a good porn game its us, not 23 virgin bugs in nipland

No she was always a whore and a bitch
However in the newer version if your strengh stat is high enough you get the option of dominating her, instead of her dominating you
Eventually instead of you having to beg for sex, she come to you and begs for it
Way better

Why is the artstyle so ugly

I fucking know right? X-Ray and creampies go hand in hand with impregnation.

Maybe in 10 years it'll finally be put in

like block parties, neighborhood functions used to be a thing, well before the "diversity" anyway.

France hasn't mattered for at least 60 years bud.

>Us french are leading experts on love
kek we all know about your BBC fetish Pierre, calm down

I must admit, this was actually a lot of fun, if you forget it's a patreon funded vn and treat it like a the ultimate newgrounds adult flash storybook/odyssey.

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I've made OC with way less effort that was reposted hundreds of times, how does that make you feel.

I need to know, can you fuck the maid? Have any milfs had anything added since they finished Roxy?

I did once and people loved me and invited me out for more afterwards.