Bros

>Game journalist
>63 "critics"
Seeth more nincel. Your game and console is trash.

97
Just give up nigger. You lost this gen.

>Not on Shitch
OH NO NO NO

>Lost
Cope harder ninteniggercel.

Seething

97

You have no games

Reminder Zelda was never good

89
No games
No sex
Yikes

>no games
that's every nintendo console since the gamecube

>nintendo bonus

Cope
97
Cope
Cope

what happened

>he doesn't know

so(n)yggers are seething again. nothing new.

cope

snoybois having their daily aneurysm from the game drought, its gonna be like this everyday til November 8th.

seething

Ori for Switch and RoR2 for consoles is the only thing important that I'm looking right now, legit curious.

100M

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dilate

have sex

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>he says this right after Indie world that gave us even more games to play and sharing Ori and the Blind Forest which PlayStation still haven’t gotten

>Nigger weeb

>NOOOOO WHY DID THEY SHOW INDIES IN THE INDIE DIRECT AAAAAAAA WHERE'S MY SMASH ANNOUNCEMENT REEEEEEEE
Funny you think they'd actually release info faster if they didn't have indies to show, when what would actually happen is that there would have been no direct at all today.

Nintendo always wins

>Sales
how does that effect me, the consumer

I’m selling my switch

Indies

it's coping time

>right before Astral Chain

Nigger wut?

Why do snoyfags always SEETHE so hard?
They are barely human, it seems.

more indies ports that runs like crap
HUE
U
E

But both Ori and Superhot are 1080p and 60fps

It is though.

It was an Indie Direct, I don't know what you were expecting.

>more indies ports that runs like crap
My Friend Pedro runs fine on my Switch.

didn't see the direct. who got announced for SMAAAAAAAAASH?

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild got a 97 on Metacritic and the Snoyboys got butthurt. They are still butthurt to this day.

lool

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solniggers BTFO

Inane bullshit like this thread is why no one takes us seriously anymore.

Switch exclusives:
>Mario Odyssey
>Smash Ultimate
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
>Splatoon 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
>Snipperclips Plus
>Fast RMX
>Arms
>Golf Story
>Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle
>Gal Metal
>Kirby Star Allies
>Mario Tennis Aces
>TWEWY ~Final Remix~
>Super Mario Party
>Pokémon Let's Go
>Dragon: Marked For Death
>Yoshi's Crafted World
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Town
>Daemon X Machina
>Yokai Watch 4
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
>Super Mario Maker 2
>The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
>Astral Chain
>Box Boy! + Box Girl!
>Tetris 99
>Rune Factory 5
>Cadence of Hyrule
>Mario & Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games
>Bayonetta 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>Shin Megami Tensei V
>Blaster Master Zero 2
>Mary Skelter 2
>Omega Labyrinth Life
>No More Heroes 3
>Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega39’s

Nintendo exclusive multiplats/ports:
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Pokken Tournament DX
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Bayonetta 2
>Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
>Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition
>Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
>Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
>New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe
>Rune Factory 4 Special
And more to be announced

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since when has anyone taken incel, obese, weeb neckbeards seriously anyway?

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EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

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>only counts if Sony wins
LOL

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>nitensóylets

>penis smaller than their library

Why are you here?

>PC cucked sony and got Death Stranding
>no games for 2019
Why did sony lose this gen?

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I fucking hate this image, it's not trending more than Pokémon, that's why it doesn't have a fucking number under it, that's why it's called "Trends for you", not "Top trends"

Switch exclusives:
>Mario Odyssey
kiddie shit
>Smash Ultimate
same as smash 4
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
not out
>Splatoon 2
gets old after 10 minutes
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
JRPG grindfest
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
JRPG grindfest
>Snipperclips Plus
shovelware
>Fast RMX
shovelware
>Arms
dead shovelware
>Golf Story
indieshit
>Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle
decent
>Gal Metal
literally who
>Kirby Star Allies
kiddie shit
>Mario Tennis Aces
kiddie shit
>TWEWY ~Final Remix~
10 year old game
>Super Mario Party
kiddie shit
>Pokémon Let's Go
literal kiddie shit
>Dragon: Marked For Death
literal who
>Yoshi's Crafted World
literal kiddie shit
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
kiddie shit, also >pokemon in 2019
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
TBD
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
JRPG grindfest
>Luigi's Mansion 3
might be ok
>Town
literal who
>Daemon X Machina
might be ok
>Yokai Watch 4
literal who
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
capeshit
>Super Mario Maker 2
decent, gimmicky
>The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
a soulless remake of a 20 year old game
>Astral Chain
might be ok
>Box Boy! + Box Girl!
shovelware
>Tetris 99
shovelware
>Rune Factory 5
jrpg grindfest
>Cadence of Hyrule
indieshit
>Mario & Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games
shovelware
>Bayonetta 3
might be ok
>Metroid Prime 4
might be ok
>Shin Megami Tensei V
JRPG grindfest
>Blaster Master Zero 2
literal who
>Mary Skelter 2
literal who
>Omega Labyrinth Life
literal who
>No More Heroes 3
might be ok
>Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega39’s
shovelware

You need to buy it first.

tl;dr
>doesnt count

>>Splatoon 2
>gets old after 10 minutes
lol

Who can ever look at pictures like this and think “wow those wojaks sure are destroying Yea Forums“

Wojaks saved Yea Forums

>t-t-those don't count
Classic snoy, pathetic

its not playstation and i hate nintendo because i am a child so it does not count.
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