Inside Xbox @ Gamescom

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AY YO WHITE BOI IM FINNA CLAP YO GURL

XBOX IS DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i feel nothing

>Gears of War is a MOBA now
I'm so disgusted that I lived long enough to see this day

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Fill gauge to do Super is such a boring mechanic.

when's dmc5

Gears always used to be a great looking series, why does 5 look so shit?

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show me flight simulator damnit

I LOVE TRADING CARDS IN MY GEARS

Who is this Riley Reid looking girl?

Gears looks so fucking SHIT. Also that UI/Card interface has absolutely no soul.

You dont have to play as a certain character for classes right?

>CARDS
>STAR CARDS
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

gears 5 they best rename that shit to tears 5

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can't handle a strong woman? virgin loser

FUCK CLASSES
FUCK BUILDS
FUCK CARDS
FUCK RPG ELEMENTS
HOLY SHIT JUST LET OLD GAMES BE OLD GAMES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JACKYBOI PLAYABLE YASSS

>haven't played Gears since 3
when did the Locust start running around completely naked?

he literally just said that abilities are locked to characters

>grey and brown with men dressed in giant dustbins on legs
>great looking
What?

yawn

WAS THAT FUCKING EMILE FROM HALO REACH???

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fuck did gamescom start already? what'd I miss

>Microsoft will be good next gen they said

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Buzzword salad

DMC 5 on gamepass right now. I know xbox is worthless and all but i feel like im winning

>Ultimates
>Damage numbers
>Shitty tacked on RPG elements
>Live service shit
>Classes
Jesus christ, why is every fucking game nowadays copying the 2010-2016 F2P game model?
It's so fucking trashy.

>not even worth a sticky
LMAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF XKEKS

Fucking nothing.

wens GTA6

>GEARS 5
>GEARS
>Just some fucking gears
Stupid as fuck, sounds like a title for a $2 shovelware puzzle game.

How can halo redeem xbox?

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How many 500 reply threads in the span of an hour does it take to warrant a sticky?

>cards
>overwatch ultimates
I feel bad for Gears fans.

These are new evolved/mutated "locusts".

WHERE IS HALO

Next gen when?
Just wipe the slate.

I honestly wonder if its because of UE4 or because Epic's artists arent working on it anymore.

It’s the swarm. Locust subtype, original locust are dead

That girl's a cutie btw

Did they mention Horde will run at 60fps?

>XBOX

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Hide yo Kojima is the new Fortnite character

All this fake enthusiasm is so tiring.

ballin

Back then when every game was brown and grey, Gears was the best looking console games. And now it looks like outdated crap.

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>More fucking gears

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In certain modes. Still has normam tdm and shit

>Wanting a sticky
Stickies are fucking cancer and just attract more shitposters.

>wave based modes

Who the fuck actually likes this garbage?

>ULTIMATES
>CLASSES
>CARDS
i have no words, gearbros.
I truly do not.

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stickies are only for glorious american events such as E3

It won't

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echbek

Every mode is 60fps.

Was there anything of note besides this announcement? DMC5 on Game Pass is a good thing if you're a DMC fan even if you have no Xbox.

>xbox is dead

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>Card shit from EAFront II
>Ultimates like it's Overbotch
>Damage numbers like it's an RPG
Look at what they've done to my boy

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>you walk into a gamestop and this guy slaps you girlfriends ass
What do?

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Blair Witch Gamepass

Yes.

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just woke up

is xbox still going

>lifelong gears and xbox haters come to thread
Im playing gears 4 right now. Campaign is shit but multi is Fantastic

ok we are going to keep doing this

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All women are whores.

WHO CARES ABOUT THIS SHITTY ROBOT AAAAAAAAAA

>lets be like Sony
>but with even less games
How can microsoft be so shit?

>Halo REACH characters are playable
>Terminator characters will be playable
this is a fucking atrocity

Yeah, so we sticky a thread for shitposter then have, actual discussion in the non stickies

>fully drinks the GaaS koolaid
why do people support this man again

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Add an Oxfam badge to his wasitcoat and prick him with the pin so he gets AIDS

Holy based

Honestly nothing yet, just bunch of gaylord multiplat shit for xbox and some gears 5 horde mode gayboy mode shit

>1 and half hours for campaign trailer now
AHHHHHHH

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I liked card in gears 4, take away the lootbox grind and i'm sure they'll be perfectly fine now.

>ultimates
Now that i'm mad about, i wanna play as Emile but what's the point if he hasa a shit ability? Or what if i like Kait's ability but i don't wanna play as an ugly lesbian?

Girl is cute at least...

based

FPBP

Based out of nowhere

>2019
>still caring about Xbox
Why?

I'd fuck her

>tfw gave up on Gears at 4

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Thats because the mods are faggot sony/nintendo fangirls(boys). If I were mod I would sticky all frogposts and unsticky all nintendo threads

>FROM SOFTWARE
:O
>to hardware
They got me

they are going all out to make Gears relevant again
i mean they paid 1 billion dollars for it

real life pesci

OH BOY EVEN MORE GEARS SHIT!

>Kait
>Lesbian
JD is her love interest

hopefully not for long

again
FUCKING CARDS IN MY GEARS

Free games

echbek! echbek order me a lootbax!

No, it's just a shitty Inside Xbox.

Real conference is in 90 minutes.

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Please tell me gears 5 doesn’t have the same writer as 4

Multiplayer and Special edition. Nothing about the game itself...

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Why the fuck can't they just show trailers back to back, does anyone care about this shitty interview with the most irritating hosts they can find.

>trailer starts
>NIGGA NIGGA BLAM UH BANG BANG BITCHES BIX NOOD NIGGA UH
Literally four times so far this conference.

epic

I gave up at 1.

That console does look really good. Probably the best thing shown off so far, what a god damn travesty of a conference.

Bruh

What happened to JD? Fucking LE STRONG FEMALE PROTAGONIST bullshit

Have sex. I can't wait to play as a Terminator. It's either the game is a shit generic dude bro action story where all these characters fit in perfectly or you're actually a fan of the gears story and think they're ruining the series further. You can't have it both ways.

The games are on PC dumbo

ok but who cares?

Not gonna lie, that limited Xbox looks fucking sick

Press S to spit on the grave of the franchise that introduced us to cover shooting.

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JD could do better desu.

YES SHE GETS NEW CLOTHES FUCK YEAH

When I think PC Gaming I really think fucking GEARS OF WAR.

Brehs!
brehs...
controllers

>RGB
let this meme die

S

Yes and?

4s story was the most safest shit in existence, it’s filler and had no real insulting things in it outside of being boring. We don’t know if 5 has the same writer

The training mode on the tech test wasn't

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>imagine trying to make gamepass sound like a bad thing
Lmaooooo

s

Pre-order now guys.

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can't press S hard enough

>supporting monopolies
fuck gears

>girl isnt even white

I fucking hate the bongs

do that many people care about gears?

Gears 4 was more about Kait than JD, and its obvious as shit that JD and Marcus are gonna get their own chapters.

HNNNGHH she so cute bros.

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>Steam
OH NO NO NO NO EPIC BROS

Leave it to Xbox to remind me how soulless and corporate western AAA gaming is.

>BONUS CHARACTERS FROM A 9 YEAR OLD GAME
343i btfo'd once again

the girl in orange is cute

maybe it's XB1X only then

The buns bro....

I would destroy her asshole

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>Tarnishing the memory of Reach like this
Fuck off Microshit

We hate Londoners too.

>he uses cover in Gears

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Windows 10 only for sure

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haha its me le quirky original gamer gurl
i love vidya guuuys

>gears of war
i sleep

looks like a goblin, and not the cute kind

And it’s amazing how they dont look shitty like halo 5 spartans

What's her name?

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>they keep talking about the 2018 E3 trailer because this year's was that cringecore music video
Epic.

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based

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?

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all microsfot games brought to steam supports windows 7

name of this chick please?

I've only played Gears 1 and ever only relied on cover against the fucking archers.

Oh fuck off, this is the best thing Reach related since the book.

>Lumbersexual

>women everywhere
>xbox is shit
checks out

instagram.com/leahviathan/

I want a whore wife to make whore children with.

I sense some sarcasm, but to be honest, she must be a gamer girl. Just look at her shirt. That's cuphead. From the game.

So much time wasted on gears holy shit this is worse than ea when they put the sports up

A Bathing Ape collab

Rape now.

>clothing collaborations

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Gears of War is dying. Why else would they shoehorn Halo, Terminator, etc. into Gears 5?

They have no faith in Gears.

Inb4 RAPE NOW edit

I need her twitter and instagram bros. Too cute.

found the incel

she isnt blonde so she isnt worth your time

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Did anyone even play 4? I had to quit after a few hours in 3 because of how bad it was.

>34

> LOOK AN AD FOR THE COLOR BLUE IN OUR GAME
> What about "the solo campaign?"
It's the x of Xbox guys

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>PLEASE CLAP

FIRE THIS FAG
BRING BACK THE BLONDE MILF

cringe. she looks 35 years old but dresses like a teen.

and there is going to be even more at doritos popes show jesus christ

I forget, what was this girl from? I swear I saw a few episodes of whatever it was. Was it the "cute girls riding motorcycles" show?

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Fucking finally.

BROS SHE SO FUCKING CUUUUUTE

Le quirky goofy gamergurl

Hnngg smile more plz

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Yes.

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found the white knight beta faggot
she's a slag larping as an innocent gamer gurl

trash/10 stream

That's it?
Wow, that sucked.
Didn't even have much cringe to laugh at.

THAT WAS IT!?!??!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was terrible

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The PC Gaming Show britfu is still the best one.

Stadia show next folks
At least that might have some videogames that might be interesting after stadia fails and they get ported to home systems

>instagram.com/leahviathan/
her bf looks 15 yrs old

yep xbox is fucking DEAD
Sonybros we won

what is next?

Stay mad incels

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Rate the conference

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My fetish.

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Nice

she's had lip injections

>yurop gameshow
>release date in american

her hair is too curly

These women try way too hard to seem interested in this.

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THAT'S IT?!
OH NO NO NO NO

so xbox won right guys? no more of that kiddie nintendo shit or that poz sony crap

I just checked the steam forums for ReCore and you might be right.

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HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

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recap
>women
>women
>women in vidya loud and proud
>token black bull
>more women
>concepts copied from recent games injected in decade old franchises to fit in
>women woooooo

anglos aren't hot

Damn. I can't believe this event didn't get a sticky! I was so fucking great and stuff! This site truly missed out, not being able to participate in our great discussions of the videogames presented here. I hope the next event will be able to get stickied for all to see.

Worst than EA E3 conference

oh god i would

1/10.
Even Age of Empires can't save this shit.

Gears 5 out of 10

0/9

I hate it,every chick on instagram has lip injections and other shit.

For me it's
instagram.com/itscharleyytho

They showed literally nothing. What is wrong with Phil Spencer and why can't he just make his studios do some fucking work? He doesn't whip them enough. They lollygag around and make fucking gayboy shit like Crackdown 3 that is like 2% of what they promised it would be and also Pirate gay boy thing where the devs clearly spent all day working on water graphics but forgot about gameplay. Took them 5 or 6 years to make that gay shit. Think about that. In 3x the amount of time it takes Ubisoft to shit out Far Cry 5, which is miles better than sea of gays or gaydown 3.

Nice botox lips.

20 MINUTES TO STADIA

GET FOOD
MAKE TEA
TAKE A SHIT

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This is now a Leah thread

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Fuck you faggots I'm gonna enjoy gears 5.

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FAP
FAP
FAP

euros aren't human

Wide boys unite

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Western games are dead/10

>Stadia
Who the fuck cares.

That was the fucking worst, I legit wonder why Microsoft even tries anymore

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Ah yes, I remember now that I saw this; Bakuon was the title. I remember the Stig girl the most. Bike helmet, purple hair, speaks with signs, secret christmas cake. Top tier.

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nobody will remember about her in 20 minutes
shitpost and larp as a waifufag nigger

WHY DO ALL THESE MICROTHOTS HAVE /ss/ BOYFRIENDS

AAAA IT'S NOT FAIR

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Now that's over what's next?

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Isn't it about kojimbo? You can bet your ass it will be stickied.

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Who know you incels had so much hate in you didn't your parents love you enough or did your grandpa touch you? LoL

part of her hair is shaved off like some street rat

MGSV

>that haircut
>those glasses
>ear gauges
Gross. Would rub my penis on her pantyhose thighs though.

Designers are Writers are the diversity hires, hence everything being fucking awful.

Mirin' Reverend Gamer's attire.

Stadia Connect on IGN Twitch. ETA 38 min

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Shows already over?

legit 1/10. Nothing fucking new.

>tattoos
Gross

Running to the store before next one starts
What do you want?

>already
Nigger it was too long.

I'm sure it will. Remember when he said did u rike it? I know I do.

gives me hope

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its gamescom

You missed absolutely nothing and I am shitting you not.

Cornetto thanks lad.

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its what happens when a generation of men are raised without farthers

They support Epstein.

Mostly trash, might pirate Metro's DLC/10

>tattoos
>le empowered woman shave
>thot poses
>ear dilator
>pretending like she is not bothered about her whale complexion

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I hate women bros

What a chad

Good for laughs

Anyone have a link to the stadia stream before it starts? I need to laugh at the googlefaggots

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All I wanted was some Gears 5 news and DMCV on gamepass. Got both, so it was a good enough event.

Why are we still here. Just to suffer

White chocolate, and bubblegum flavorited BARR please

Should I actually pay attention to gamescom?

>it was a good enough event.

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Ahnly if it's mint or strawberry, sahn. Original is for fackin poofters innit.

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jesus christ, you r old, deal with it, fucking cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=uVYW5KWLk0w

Gow 1 was an extremely underrated multiplayer game but just about everything else in the series is medicore/okay.

Go about your day and check in later for the actual announcements.

4
Empire of sin saved it even if the publisher is garbage
DMC 5 on games pass is cool

kys zommer nigger
you runed vidya by being an absolute faggot

>no chat
classic (((globo google)))

gow 1-2 mp was pretty fun
gow2 horde was good enough it's sad seeing it being tunerd into overwatch to fit into current year

Half the fucking replies in the first thread were just people freaking out that the gearbox rep gendered the robot

>hes not currently installing DMCV
Get a load of they chew cut

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Based Fapper. What will you be FAPPAN to anyways? Me personally. Its gonna be some good FATE doujins I found the other day.

thanks bro

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Original's the ahnly good flayva ya cheeky spastic, call me a poofer again and i'll ring ya fukin neck

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man the xbox ui is so much sexier than the ps4

>dmcv via xbox pass
you're a special type of retard, i don't even feel like insulting you

Is this when Cyberpunk is gonna be showed off?

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Better luck next gen, "Xchads"

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I sadly don’t have DMCV so not playing it. Not pirating that shit either. I’ll be playing the first 3 DMC games tho. I also have the reboot game (which has fun gameplay but a shitty story).

I don't like azur lane but their version of taihou is clearly the perfect whore for me

Carrot.

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It's not being shown to the public until after gamescom ends

What? I hope you don't think game pass is streaming or some shit.

you mean ultimates

gears 4 already had cards and classes

>seething that people are able to play DMCV for 1$
I have ultimate gamepass for 13 months and I didnt even pay for it. Stay mad, fag.

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Lame

did you not play the demo a few weeks back?

damn you pay 1 dollar more than me to play the same games, crazy

>edits text
>doesn't change the blue emblem to look like penetrated uterus

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I didnt pay at all, fag. I dont pay for gamepass.

thanks user, made my day, currently installing now. good thing I didnt buy it before

So Yea Forums has this conference rekindled your love for western games?

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I didn't think you could make anything more souless than the Xbox conference, but here google are, proving me wrong.

No

That pic is so me.

I wanted to buy it, but it felt like a gamepass game, so I just rented it for a weekend. Happy to see it get on gamepass, so I can playthrough the rest of the difficulties.

this gamescom is pure trash, I don't know why anyone bothers to even watch it

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It's the preshows not GC

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>installing DmC2

So when is the actual event?

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i didnt even know that gamescon was today, so it was a pleasant surprise for me to watch some new footage of some new games and even get DMCV on gamepass.

it was either that, or just do the same old daily work as usual.

10 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=8VucAVd7gNs

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Thanks

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Its alright new event is going to be the campaign saving the best for last ^_^

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>instagram.com/leahviathan/
>34 year old women can still be hot

Giving me hope for the future

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>he hasn't met crazy 40 yr old Asian women who look 20
hold on to your dick...
and your wallet

I'm from the UK, the only kind of Asians we have are Chinese and ones from SEA countries no one knows. It's white chicks or bust for us here bro.

I really cant imagine how fucking stupid you have to be renaming the series from Gears of War to just Gears

Uhh... bros...

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>26 minutes

WOOF'D

>Says it's starting in 5mins
>Now 25mins

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Fuck, I just got here. Missed xbox. Did I miss anything related to Halo Infinite or FUCKING MCC on PC? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT 343???

that's a big dog

YOU
JUST
KNOW

no, you missed nothing

>Did I miss anything
You missed nothing. Not even kidding

alright cool. Hopefully there's something in the opening coming up.

jesus fucking christ 343, how can you be this incompetent with MCC on PC's release

You could fly a plane up those nostrils

What's the deal with white girls and dogs? Seriously

Sure is

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>These terrible transitions into the next song
Fire this soundmixer

>jesus fucking christ 343, how can you be this incompetent with MCC on PC's release
Bringing Reach to PC is more complicated than they thought. I've heard that they're having issues with the memory on the Xbox One version (that's why there's no flight program on Xbone).

it's just nutpicking

You just know.

The age of the Cat Aunt is over
Dog Mom is new hotness

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white girls pick omegachads as bfs
omegachads don't give a fuck about white trash gf
omegachads want gains
white girls feel left out and lonely
dog is the only one that gives them attention

Look at this smug motherfucker

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white girls fuck dogs

>Yet another waste of time Inside Cuckbox that Xbros tried to hype up because E3 sucked

When will they learn?

pedo

You are definitely a zoomer, when Gears of War released it was one of the best looking console games at the time, people were all over it.

Why do they host this in Germany if the whole show is in english?

>calling people le zoomer meme over fucking Gears of War

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Why do devs treat changing the main character into a woman like a fucking new game mechanic.
Are there actually people out there that buy gritty first person shooters based on the fact that you play as a "strong" cunt? Felt the same way about Wolfenstien, what the fuck are these devs reading/consuming that makes them think people want power-whores?

>released November 2006
>over 13 years
it's old, sorry you can't handle that. :)

looks like kayla paris

CARLOS!

noice