Death Stranding Gamesom 2019

Some hot MAMA action

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Pray that she doesn't crack something

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mmmm feet...

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Its gonna be retarded convoluted shit you'll need to be on lsd to enjoy.

I want it to be exactly like MGSV but with more cutscenes, basically re-skinned MGSV also with microtransactions and cassette tapes and buddies.

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MY FEAR IS THAT THIS WILL BE A MGSV OUTPOST.

Sorry. I'll miss a bit of the show. Not consumable in 21 minutes.

>those legs

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post link please

It's going to be great, it will be chock full of gameplay that will make all the jaded whiny bitches and Konami shills that flood every Death Stranding thread cry. Screencap me you cunts, you're so smug while they hasn't even shown the real thing yet.

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>Want a TPP tier gameplay with Snake Eater tier story
>Get a "smell your own fart" movie

thanks, kojimbo

we lost joosten for this? wat happen to your taste kojima san?

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Reedus as snake is risky, could get some backlash but I like the idea.

The question is why Norman is copying David's method for Snake? its very obvious that he looked up mgs videos and practiced in the mirror

The game is going to be horrible And dissapointing screencap this
Also on the epic store

No for this

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BROS WTF LOOK OUT THE WINDOW

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Feeling scared, kiddos? You should.

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>look out window
>farmer fisting cows in the field
Thanks.

muh dick

Hot!

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oh no

I didn't realise they were making a new Slenderman game

post stream link?

its on youtube m8 just give it a google

goddamn shes a goddess.
only kids or americans would prefer that boring quiet girl over here

never tell me what to do, bich

youtube.com/watch?v=8VucAVd7gNs

youtube.com/watch?v=8VucAVd7gNs

Open up sweeties. Here comes the link-plane coming in for landing.
youtube.com/watch?v=8VucAVd7gNs&feature=youtu.be

all i can find are random streams in german with about 100 viewers. is there an official stream or something

If Tim Sweaty can bribe Kojama into releasing this in EGS, I'll suck his tiny sweaty cock in front of 2 billion chinks.

Faggots going to show the game at the end of the stream i know it, going to have to go through all the boring shit first

nevermind. thanks based anons

You're my boy, user.

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I want to feed her so bad bros

Is it just me or did youtube remove the option to hide the chat?

It's under the chat. Took me awhile to find it too.

>only kids or americans would prefer that boring quiet girl over here
MGSfags on Yea Forums get attached to b-tier actors way too easily. Hayter is a one-role wonder and Joosten is just a cosplayer with a cute face. Kojima knows what he's doing!

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We are all the boys of big boss

president of jack shit

You could almost call us...
The Son of Liberty.

they shoudl've got someone else to voice reedus' character. he cant emote for shit

I'm too dumb or blind to find it. Was easier to just block the element with the adblocker.

EGS exclusive, no doubt.

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Reedus fits the grizzled action hero pretty well imo.

Is that Tim Sweeney second from the left?
LMAO

It's the guy who directed Drive

That Neckless Widing Refn.
Acclaimed director of the incel power fantasy "Drive".

>I'm too dumb or blind to find it.
You're none of those things, user. YT just made a crappy interface choice. For future reference:

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>i_understood_that_reference.gif

God bless you, user.

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How much time until the main event? like 2 hours?

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like in 50 minutes

Looks like I need to get to work

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20 mins.

>Drive
Yikes.

is caramel the president of jack shit?

>The Architect has arrived to save the day!

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youtube.com/watch?v=_9WM6-GpdFY
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youtube.com/watch?v=QPQTAHbD5o8

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> Father is white

BBCKeks on suicide watch

bless you architect, save this woman

Norman is a disgusting redneck ...what does kojima see in him?

>Violence is like sex. It's all about the build-up.
what did he mean by this?

Hamorrow is in your Hamorrow is in your Hamorrow is in your Hamrrow is in

don't look in his closets ok

Just orgasming and just punching/shooting someone isn't what makes any of those feel good, but the entire exchange that led to that single moment.

That depicting violence by itself has little meaning or entertainment value, violence is to, instead, be used as a tool to enable storytelling.

Honestly if you think that orgasming is what sex is about you and all your partners are missing out

OK only 7 minutes left, RUSE or NO RUSE?!?!

It starts in 37 minutes, probably preshow

but violence doesn't feel good, wtf are you talking about?

>violence doesn't feel good

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No. Dorito Pope show starts right now.

Is this game multiplatform now or what was that about those news with not being ps exclusive anymore?

It's always been a sony exclusive

It was delisted as a PS4 exclusive.
Which can mean anything from it being released in Xbone and PC too or that it's just making like Persona 5 and getting a PS5 release as well.

That in both cases you get a boner

I just came from work and I fucking find out there's 30 mins left to feel the pope again
LETS FUCKING GET COMFY

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It's yet another case of Sony kinda pretending it's an exclusive and everything else pointing to it not being so.

At this point they have no credibility so we really can't know.

He was talking about these news:
pcgamer.com/uk/death-stranding-is-no-longer-listed-as-a-playstation-4-exclusive/

>countdown to another countdown
fuck you gamescom

That's why I said it's a sony exclusive, PS5 release is pretty much confirmed with this

It's always been PS4 + PC. Sony's called it console exclusive since the beginning, most people were just too retarded to take notice.

The context is clearly violence in fiction.

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Death Stranding probably not the first game on the stream either, expect to wait another hour or more

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Youtube chat is part of the experience guys don't turn it off

>another
Others being?

That's literally the first thing I did though, call me weak but I can't take it

>It's always been PS4 + PC
Absolute state of PC cope.

She needs a good 10-20lbs, that's for sure

FFXV, KH3 and MGSV are the worst cases of this, in which people months afterwards still thought they were exclusive games.

Hell some people STILL don't know that KH3 is on xbone.

is this conference only Ds dedicated? or is it the conf. teased with the pics of random icons?

pussy

Please let it be epic game exclusive for pc, I wanna collect em tears from steamdrone.

Guys I just want to tell you fucks I love you all you dumb shits also DS and anything ruse related is the only thing vidya to get my shit going

even if I know it's all bullshit and we're getting MGSV 2

All of those are 3rd party games that Sony had no control over advertising for. Its not Sony's fault that no one owns and Xbone so Square-Enix and Konami didnt advertise the games for them.

It's the full disclosure of the ruse cruise live gents

this will be my favourite b8pasta for the next day

Kojima said that his game would come to PC after being beta tested on PS4.

Wrong. Kojima said he fucked your mother's ass so hard that she now has lost complete controll of her anus and shits herself constantly.

Figured the sony fanboy was underaged.

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>violence doesn't feel good
>he doesn't get a dopamine rush when you win at a video game using violence

Who said it was going to be a DS stream faggot?

DS is the only worthwhile thing on there though

>no arguement

Geoff Keighly himself. Kojima is going to be there on stage with him with "world premiere content" for Death Stranding.

I just want to say, that i love you guys! Except for kojimadrones of course

It was a ruse

BASED and THICCpilled

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>All of those are 3rd party games that Sony had no control over advertising for.

FFXV and KH3 got announced on the Sony conference in E3 back in the day.

Seething Xcuck. So sorry another Inside Cuckbox was a waste of time.

my reedus fetus of course :)

hahah

Nobody said that. What was said is that in this particular stream, Kojima would come to the stage and present Death Stranding footage.

Refn is growing on me lately, autism is a hell of a drug

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If it were Joost she would have no problem eating all the eggs. You get what you pay for, Kojima-San
youtu.be/9T_Fo1ZTuFU?t=4765

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>games people mainly play on PS got announced at the PS conference
Holy shit no way?!

Its literally in the description of the live stream.

i can't take it anymore, why does she have to look like that? that good? look at those lips.

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The footage is going to be vague, speculative gameplay followed by another celebrity reveal as Kojimbles says "did u rike?" before being escorted off stage.

i want to be wrong.

>games people mainly play on PS

It's hard not to when other installments were exclusive to playstation.

>Who said it was going to be a DS stream faggot?
here you go, faggot
twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/1163484120045031427

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What a faggot, geoff and kojima already announced that

still the best 5 minutes of the day over here whatever it'll be

FF and KH have been on other platforms along with PS for years.

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Can we not ruin the thread with joost shit please? Keep it stranding

Its going to be a Gameplay Demonstration; showing mainly the "Death Stranding" mechanic, where when you die, you get put into a alternate world and have to get back to your body before the time limit is up.

Get fucked asshole

Bless you, architect

i'm sorry but she Stranded™ here, forever.

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It's going to be about a Souls-like online mechanic screencap this

Mgsv had a long ass demo at gamescom so am hoping for something similar for DS

Screencap this post cuz im right And (you)are wrong

Lanky + pale + barefoot

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>screencap me parroting something hundreds of other people speculated before
You're getting this (You) and be thankful.

uhhhhhh, where is the stream?

thanks

>Lanky

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WE ARE LIVE
>youtu.be/8VucAVd7gNs
WE ARE LIVE
>youtu.be/8VucAVd7gNs
WE ARE LIVE
>youtu.be/8VucAVd7gNs
WE ARE LIVE
>youtu.be/8VucAVd7gNs
WE ARE LIVE
>youtu.be/8VucAVd7gNs

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get in here

IT'S FUCKING OOOOOON

Screencap this post

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did he say half a billion people are at gamescom?

>starting with gears 5
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Screencap this post now while u can before i dab right at u

>gears 5
yikes

BIG science man

>gears 5
alright, goodbye guys.

6 gorillions people at gamescum rev up those ovens

everyone looks so fucking buff in gears

Eh? Why is Gears showing a sandboat on ice? Why the fuck do they have that when their universe has these fantastic machines?

LETS GOOOOOOO

I expect 5-8 minutes of base infiltration to retrieve something, it starts raining and you have to escape while BTs fucking murder everyone else

>The gameplay is going to be shi-

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Who the fuck is Gears 5 for? People that played the original don't care and epic Fortnite Zoomers couldn't give two shits.

Do you know how many people will turn this off immediately after Kojima?

That's why they'll leave it to the end, followed by a confused Low Roar again.

Or Blomkamp

>Gears 5
It's shit

that would be kino

>shoot thru walls
>no bullethole in the wall
meh

is that fucker shooting through walls?

I totally understand that, but surely they have something a bit more exciting to start it off.

Is that a 21-19?

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> Starting the show with GEAR named title

Oh so sneaky, what a cocktease. Metal Gear... huh

it's fucking nothing hahahahahah

SHAMELESS KOJI-DRONES REPORT IN

MS has no idea.
They keep trying to move Marco away to the sidelines but only 30 years olds and plus still care about Gears and only do because of its characters.

BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LOOK OUT THE WINDOW

Are the original Gears games good? All I remember about them is that the graphics were good for it's time and that the guest character it got for Killer Instinct was pretty fun to play

G-G-GEARS POP!!!

A weapon to surpass Gears of War

>Gear is the best Xbox game
>Also is the ONLY Xbox game

What the fuck a Hideo Kojima just flew over my house?!

i miss windows

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Disintegration?

>its shit
>dilate
>seethe
>cope
>plebbit spacing
>have sex
>WE

>THQ Nordic
no

>NUCULER
Come on, say it correctly retard

HELICOPTER KINO GUYS

>everybody loves helicopters
kek

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This guy absolutely rapes children

Like most rich global merchants.

lol you faggots arent catching all the silent hills clues in all the trailers at this conference

underrated

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how can ace combat ever compete???

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>SOME MORE DRONES
>cues to Kojima fans outside trying to catch a glimpse

you can now play obama simulator

nignog's games

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>Official advert for game
>Clips through a fucking tree

EA have given up.

OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE DRESSING UP IN MY CAR GAMES

WE WANT KOJIMA

WE WANT KOJIMA

WE WANT KOJIMA

NFS UNDEDRGROUND IS BACK BOIS

I SAID RIGHT NOW

>RIGHT NOW!!!
>that's gonna make the reel
lol

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am worried kojima trailer will be 5min.
i want pure 30 min gameplay

>m83 trailer song
fucking BASED

Even to the moon...

Death Stranding has no gameplay

KERBAL 2!!!!!!!

KSP2?
Does that mean KSP will finally have more than 40% off in the next sale?

>Death Stranding
>Game

Cant wait to see And laught at kojicucks when they show all that deathstranding has to offer in less than 5 minutes of screentime

Pope said it's getting a long segment and that Kojima's got a lot to show.

I didn't even know they finished the first KSP

dorito pope legit looks and speaks like he want those shits off there and talk to kojima-sama

Damn all these are mini-games inside death stranding?

Cindy (male)
YIKES

I WANT TO FUCK HER

Such a nice slightly chunky woman.

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this troll

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My VLC stream keeps lagging. How do I fix it bois?

Ok fuck this is not looking like the place to showcase long gameplay...its probably going to be a short disappointing trailer

why the fuck are handing awards?

>HER

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that what worrys me.
but this dude saidso let have faith

Think they're just running through the quick shit and announcements before any real gameplay demos. It's a 2 hour long show.
But who knows.

Ok folks this is monster hunter the franchise that destroyed MGS, take a gooood look at it

By not using the shittiest media player in existence.
cccp-project.net/

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Do Kojimafags really believe that anyone who doesn't like his shit is a Konami shill? You do realize we're talking about a company the killed Silent Hill for pachinko bucks and worse yet employed Kojima for decades? Why the fuck would anyone be on Konami's side?

Look at all those nerds, based Kojima the only person in the industry who have stage presence

Use RealPlayer

WTF? fuck Mads, i want the Architect to play Cliff now!

How can this guy be dropping his spaghetti this fucking hard jesus lordy

Man, those selfie coffees are pretty cool.

>Why the fuck would anyone be on Konami's side?

the same cock sucker who hate based kojibro

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>winblows

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>life is tumblr 2
good, i need a piss break

his daughter though

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they're just being contrarian by sucking konami off

HIDEO KOJIMA

>using VLC on any OS
>ESPECIALLY on linux
lol

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stop teasing us

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HE ENTERED THE BUILDING!

>Totally not civilization

>Humankind

BORDERLANDS
OH MY GOSH

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CIV for dimwitted shitchildren

This shit made me wish the teaser site was for a new Trauma Center.

>Humankind sponsored by the Canadian Liberal Government (tm)

I'm waiting for the guy to get kicked off stage for misgendering whatever the fuck character

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I don't think you know what a shill is.

>level 25 enemies
>endgame

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>hey guys here is a random ass game I liked

>all these games from epic
>TGA might be funded by epic
will death stranding be an epic game exclucive for pc?

>everspace 2
nice

>t. shill

SHATTERED HORIZON 2

if he considered that impressive, am worried

IT LOOKS SO FUCKING BAD ON SWITCH UHHHHG

FUCK YOU FOR EVEN THINKING TO MAKE THIS JOKE

the absolute state of the switch

>The Witcher 3(20p)

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finally some good fucking game

Cringe...

save us kojima!

>Time to talk about FIFA 20!
>DEAD SILENCE
>And here we have this guy to talk about it with you!
>MORE DEAD SILENCE
Holy fuck I'm dead

>everyone loves FIFA
Fuck FIFA and fuck Yurop and Latin America

I hope you niggas aren't consolefags because that's how we see every game on your platform.

the creativity, guys

Based and redpilled

how much of a spineless cuck do you have to be to promote FIFA?

HOLY FUCK WHY ARE CHINKS PLAYING FOOTBALL

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

star wars racer 2

>its another halo/destiny/destiny2 clone

So fucking lame.

Cyberpunk x Titanfall

>Destinygration

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could this maybe be like battlezone '98?
I miss battlezone '98

>Caramel about to be wrong for like the 8th time
>still won't stream his suicide

>strategy game but you can fire at enemies with the camera
wwwwow

Socom Confrontation x Cyberpunk x Titanfall

>pretty much like anything you've ever played before

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>nazi publisher
pass

already pre-ordered but thanks for clearing this up

WHERE THE FUCK IS KOJIMA

CLEAN IT UP

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patience my wife want to take a pic with me, dont worry i show you the real thing soon

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>a woman girl
what did he mean by this

In Germany the age of consent is 5

Your wive's teeth look goofy, Mr. Kojima

>patience, my wife want me to show you the real thing now
ftfy

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You need to be specific nowadays. What if it was a woman (boy)? You'd be called sexist and bigoted.

>patience, my wife want me to show her the real thing now
FUCK, SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

that why she perfect

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yikes

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time to go take a shit I guess

Anti-Kojimafags on Yea Forums are mostly brainlets who got into MGS with 3 and the story of V went by their heads. They unironically believe everything Kojima does is a ruse, even though the whole Joakim Mogren thing was just to foreshadow the body double twist in MGSV.

DID HE JUST LAUGHED? HOLY SHIT, BASED DORITO POPE
fucking look at that sack of potatoes LMAO

>patience, my wife wants you to show her the real thing now

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hmm what this?

What's this from?

Wtf kojima

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thats some quality shitpost my man, gonna pirate it

It was worth the weight

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chunky

What is it

Yea Forums's extremely insecure even when it comes to talking to total strangers on an anonymous taiwanese basket weaving forum, you're talking to anons who think that if you don't take an extremist side on something your opinion isn't valid and that if you dislike one side of a topic you have to be a dicksucker for the other side.

black guy on the left has chains.

kojima-san... what does he mean by this

EBIN GAYME STORE

DUDE DUBSTEP!

sony got insomiac?

>another sony movie

They did it.

Sony is literally making movies now.

A LITERAL MOVIE

>sony published interactive movie

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>a literal movie
what the fuck
she cute though at least, I guess

Holy shit
She's CUTEEEEE

name the qt

>26
expand it

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>tfw no thicc smol gf

Why not make a normal game

She looks like a holocaust survivor.

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>cunn* is banned in twitch
interesting

why is that dude so short

I'd play with her station.

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not on youtube

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Wait. She's that girl from some webm that people aways melted while watching.

LEGAL LOLI

genes

This is my girlfriend. Please support her game

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>competitive Farming Simulator
woah

>FARMING
>SIMULATOR
>LEAGUE

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SHOW KOJIMA GODDAMMIT

>farming
>simulator
>league

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What the fuck is going on?

AAAAAAAA

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No one wants to hear your pedo language

this but unironically

IS THE TRAILER OUT ALREADY ffs

looks cock hungry

Why are people in the chat asking for Skate 4 when there are two skateboarding games coming out that look exactly like it anyway?

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don't be lewd

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>looks like a woman
woah man

I think its a meme
Its spammed at every events

>Kojima announces he has super cancer and only weeks to live
>Company gets bought by Konami
>Wait until post death to release game after wiping his smug ass off the movie posters, I mean game promo images.
>The game is a solid 6.5/10 and Konami releases a statement saying there was 0 tampering with his shitty game.
>Metal Gear Survive 2 gets announced a week later.

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>4K images require a 4K display
wrong. I captured alot of 4K images on a 1440p display. pic related

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I wouldn't mind.

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Downsampling is the shit.

>grid from cuckmedia

>best PC game: ghost recon
sure

>MODERN WARFARE
>pause for applause

COD: MW
*crickets*

>Crossplay between PC and console

I give it 2 months until they separate PC and console. Too much of a slaughter

she cute

IMAGINE

It happens every time. I can't believe consoltards are still doing this. Until the fat retarded concole cucks start allowing M&KB, it's never going to be a contest.

>still no Elex 2
why am i even watching this

KOJIMA

HERE WE GO

>literal lore for Kojima to do his entrance

>10 minutes of ass-licking
yikes

why the fuck are they shilling kojima so hard

Is there ANY other person in the game industry who gets his own personal hype montage?

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PS4 has support for mouse and keyboard, you still can't expect anyone to use that on a freaking console.

гeний

>Kojima gets his own trailer
just show the game and stop with this cocksucking shit man, it's shameless

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Keighley stans him.

This is kinda embarrassing

>modern warfare
I sleep
>farming simulator league
Real shit
Why the fuck am i range b&

I bet Geoff has sucked off Kojima at least once

Geoff homosexually lusts for Kojiman.

"Strand on your feet."

this dicksucking of Kojima makes the raunchiest Rule34 pale in comparison.

Kojima is one of the few big name guys in vidya, even after the past shitfest of ten years. He is really popular in a special way that only the result of a very succesful marketing scheme can be

i dont really care for death stranding anymore
please skip this boring shit mr gamescom director

nice gameplay sonybabs

damn

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WH*TE PEOPLE

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MILKIES

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKK

What is happening?

MILKIES

i am not sure who gets hype up for this game

SHOW FUCKING GAMEPLAY AAAAAAAAAAAA

they definitely upgraded her in the game..

nothing.
it was nothing.

why did she randomly rub her tiny tits

what?

zzzzzz

KOJIMA STOLE JOOSTEN BREAST FEEDING FROM US!!!!!!!

Her voice seems sorta quiet, maybe it's the trailer quality or something though

THIS BITCH GROWS PTs

NO GAMEPLAY TO SHOW BECAUSE IT'S A MOVIE

This is a kojimbo game alright

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mama

You are literal 12 year olds in sex ed

>Not if I have anything to say about it!

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Kojima is a faggot and this game will be awful.

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

Still produces milk

It's actually driving me fucking insane that I still don't know what the fuck and this game is fast approaching.

>another cutscene
fuck off kojimbo

Gameplay is not allowed here

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this game is going to be flopped

why does the girl give me this vibe like she has massive amounts of pit hair

>kojimbo explaining lore to Yea Forums brainlets

god, kojima seems like the kind of brainlet you become when you start buying into your own hype

fat guy have shit voice

Cloud womb

Kojima is such a fucking genius. I'm getting tingles just watching this.

Imagine getting excited over a game you have zero fucking info on, how much of a faggot can you be?

BEEBEE

>my bb
oh my god shut the FUCK up

peepees XD

What the hell is this dialogue

Reminder that Kojima was always a starfucker who chased after celebrities.
>Shinkawa: I think the image that Mr. Kojima had for Snake was the face of Christopher Walken with the flexibility and muscles of Jean Claude Van-Damme’s physique. That’s because we originally planned to use digitized live-action characters on polygonal environments.
>Interviewer: Huh…
>Shinkawa: Mr. Kojima gave up on that idea the instant he knew “Van-Damme won’t be coming.”
>Interviewer: That sounds so like him. (laughs)

>Deadman is literally a dead man
come the fuck on

bebe

>brb guys gotta update my iBaby

>all those bodyguards

faggot

>brainlet crowd goes nuts over this garbage trailer

>the tech basically runs on delayed abortions
man this is going to be Kojima's edgiest game yet isn't it?

you're just too fucking stupid to see what the game is. There's nothing to it, they've shown everything about it.

it'll be fucking retarded

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The more I see about this game, the less I understand

Kojima has lost his mind.

BEE BEE

The facial animation seems pretty shit.
If they were using the same mocap solution for MGS V, no wonder if they opted for minimum dialogue.

not gonna lie the game looks interesting but you need high IQ for it, i have 115 so im ok

its called BB? thats retarted

All the shown codename characters have been like that so far
with that in mind, the fuck is Die Hardman going to be like?

This

You people call everything retarded. I want a real explanation.

this is mental

Im so lost

>no konami to remind kojima that hes making a game, not a movie
No wonder they let this guy go

BB = BIG BOSS HOLY SHIT BROS

that redditor leaked the script LMAO, he was right

egyptian mythology garbage kojima is a hack!

This game sure is not like anything I've ever seen. Kojima is master of mechanics so I'm hopeful

There was a time when I wanted to know more, now I want to know less

>BB
>PT's

Can't wait for 9999 DS threads about "WHAT THE FUCK???" Yea Forums brainlets

>gameplay

GAMEPLAY INCOMING GET BTFO NIGGERRRRRRRRS

The worldbuilding is pretty clear so far, we just don't know the plot. Gameplay is also sparse, definitely seems like a walking simulator with occasional fighting segments

>ANO DESU NE... GEYMUPUREY WA NAI...

the game is like a month from release and there's no gameplay yet lmao

What the fuck were they thinking?!
Who here is waiting for Death Standing because of these info dumps and exposition? It's almost 2020 and Kojima still didn't leaned how to write not cringe dialogue?

BB
Baby
BiBo
BigBoy
Big Boss

post it

Breastfeeding simulator

There is still a great deal we do not understand about baby.

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What the fuck was this game supposed to be even. Still-born beebees make connection to dead if you connect to them and put them in stillmothers. The fuck is the reasoning supposed to be here.

THE HYPEST GAMEPLAY

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CAN'T WAKE UP

i can't tell if this is genius or a mess

HE'S PISSING

URINATE

PISS PLAY

PRESS SQUARE TO DILATE

Kojima is still a talentless hack and there is nothing you shills can do about it

THIS IS NOT OKAY
FOR REAL
PEOPLE ARE CLAPPING BECAUSE A CHARACTER TAKE A PISS

why didn'tyou finish your sentence? that looks like trash

Kojima has never mad games.

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No shit we do, when we see some idiot or something dumb we'll note how idiotic or dumb it is.

Damn retard.

What exactly do you want to know? Literally just watch the vcutscenes, the game is completely fucked and the gameplay is objectively boring as hell.

>LITERALLY empty world
>if anything happens in the world it will be exactly like MGSV's weird "gameplay" scenes

wait nevermind, the gameplay video has the guy taking a fucking piss and the autists cheered, there's no point even wasting my time explaining how fucked everything is

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There is no death in their world.

it looks like the graphics is down graded

I've waited 5 years to be able to take a piss outside as norman reedus.

PEE PEE
POO POO
XD AHAAHHAA

holy shit this is so boring

claps harder

walking simulator confirmed?

>pee gameplay
>innovative

POSTAL 2 did it better

>HE MADE MUSHROOMS FROM THE PISS AND GRASS
BOTW BTFO

A MUSHROOM GREW FROM THE PISS.

>walking, sleeping, and pissing simulator
this might be the dumbest game ever made

Are we being fucking trolled?

and the animation is still shit....this is going to be shit

since day 0, yes.

cringe

kojima has been sniffing his own farts for 10 years at this point

is that?

i'm getting less hype the more i see

>ups simulator

post the leak nigger
welcome to 2019 gaming community

Geoff?

The kikes bought Sony and Kojima. What the fuck do you expect?

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is that actually geoff

so this is why he's been shilling the game

lol holy shit

Fuck this
Fuck everything

u fucking retard
look at where you're going

sugoi it really is just a circlejerk between kojima and his pals

>that ONE guy cheering
cringe as fuck

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>zoomers surprised a Kojima game has silly shit in it

it's supposed to be fucking Geoff.
Now I get it. This must be the bideojames industry's equivalent to a shitty tax write off.

This looks really bad..

That was Geoff. Cheering for himself

I'm done

wtf sony gave kojima fucking alot of money then he used them for making his friends into the game lol

I am 100% sure this is the end for kojima carrier. this game cant be saved.

Maximum immersion.

>it's a literal walking sim / tamagotchi cross over
>brainlets are going to eat this shit up + it's going to win all the GOTY awards

I still don't get it.

>baby sitting simulator
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

No wonder they didnt want to show the gameplay, this looks like shit

HE MAKE DA PEE PEE

This game is a mess on so many levels that I can't even begin to unravel it. This is what happens when you try to explain what babies are to a huge autist.

When has a Kojima "game" looked good?

that was bad

""""""""gameplay""""""""

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you're a delivery guys
literally what's not to get?

I dont know wtf i just watched but it looked rough

i was afraid it would turn out to be this way

where's the action?

IT'S OKAY WHEN YAKUZA DOES IT

>the industry's equivalent to a Adam Sandler movie.

There's no way that's the meat of the game. This has to be some kind of prank.

this is what happens when kojima has free reign

Yakuza 6 had this "calm the baby" minigame too, it was annoying there and it only popped up a couple times

Is this real? Is it literally, no meme, a walking simulator?

Wow look at those traversal mechanics. Look at those baby handling mechanics. Kojima is a genius!

nobody will explain anything because no one knows anything you fucking retard.

Mark my words, Kojimer will never work a triple A game after this one.

Darn, the poor shooters won't get another trophy.

>geoff says i feel like we are connected
could it be any more obvious that sam is kojima's self insert?

If Konami make a Suikoden VI I'll take everything back, but I think I can already take all the Kojima stuff back already.

It was a good way to put out fire.

yeah because it wasn't the entirety of yakuza
oh and yakuza had actual gameplay

Why they changed norman's voice?

I can already see it. This game is going to be fucking trash; the kind of trash a too far its own ass artist would make given a blank check.

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i doubt it, he has a lot of fucking drones who suck his dick and buy his games

I like these kind of games
I'm already a trucker in E:D, now I'll be a delivery dude in DS

>Konami was actually right.

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Aliens have punished humanity by bringing the dead back to Earth and parents have been cursed, only the mother or the child can survive.

sure seems like it

He did say he "might" show us gameplay.
This "might" be considered gameplay.
Hideo never lied.

Super cringe

THE RUSE CRUISE HAS BEGUN

>can't even walk too fast or the baby gets upset
this looks horrible

it mentioned a "no weapon zone" when he left the dropoff point, so there are guns to some extent

Nice meme.

>Dorito Pope in the game and you can shake the fucking baby
Now all we need is Kojima's model.

user
the baby got upset because he fell off a fucking cliff and ate shit

>motion control

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Yup this is the one that will kill his career

BABY SIMULATOR
BRAVO KOJIMA

There's gonna be a massive fake out at the end, and the game will be really interesting and involved. The writing actually won't be shit, and the story will be well crafted.

But by that point no one will be watching. No one will care.

Maybe this is all a prank and MGS is his real game

konami was right

Kojima will make the best walking simulator ever.

kojima is officially done. I dont think someone will let him to make an another game anymore. this is just bad.

>pissing is a key element
haha

>oh and yakuza had actual gameplay
I know this looks shit and all but lets not get too carried away here, Yakuza's almost a movie game too only broken up by combat worse than musou games and really bad minigames

>motion control part of the gameplay
AHAHAHAHAHA SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED

>Hideo never lied.

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Threads like this are the perfect reason to leave this shithole completely. What a fucking embarrassment. Kids who have literally played one or two games in their lifetimes going apeshit over muh walking sim shit when its blatantly obvious that DS is a survival game like subnautica or something but with actual stealth and combat in the mix

deposit nitrates to grow mushrooms

>the piss is the key
kojima is a urophile.

You cannot save this tortamic no matter how mád u get bitc

It was a good way to put out yourself too.

I'm done with this hack

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hello kojima drone

There'll probably be suit upgrades that negates stuff like that

oh fucking no

>if everyone pisses in the main spot you'll get something good
my daddy taught me not to be ashamed of my dick

is hideo kojima the new george lucas?

so kojima productions being in the game means something right?

Yakuza is a shitty movie game, weeb.

>they show weapon in trailers
>brainlet audience and Yea Forums still asking retarded questions about weapons
Zommers not only have short attention span but memory too?

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How will he recover

Thanks Mr. Kojima for giving us a completely different game and not just made the 935103295031265370161 shooter.