Would you be able to defeat a dark version of yourself?

I think there's a doujin where this happens to Link.

There is no darkness within me.

I am the light.

I'm packing so I wouldn't let my niggerself get out alive.

that would be pretty easy, I think he would kill himself

I'd rape myself.

>Dark Samus
>Dark Link
>Dark Pit
>Shadow Mario
>Shadow Kirby

Bravo Nintendo!

depends who fucks the other faster.

nope
we wouldn't even fight
unless it was over who pays the internet bill[/spoiler[

would both just apathetically accept the situation then try to use the other for their own ends

Post hand

Yeah, fapped to one in nhentai

Is this good enough?

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>defeating your dark side
>not accepting your dark side as part of who you are and reemerging with it

Yin cannot exist without yang.

we would just sit there and stare at each other, not making a single move.

Being good and being evil is matter of perspective, i would befriend my evil side and play coop video games with him.

I am the dark version of myself.

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKER SIDE OF ME

"Yo gnowan, ' can't wait to drop sum bombs on these crackas

Call him a nigger

I'm pretty shit so if he is even worse then me, I can only imagine how much he is suffering

Based enlightened user

How would a dark version of yourself look, Yea Forums?

dude I am my dark side
[gay forum signature 3 times as long as post]

Thanks Scott Pilgrim.

Mate I am the dark side of me

But I'm a dark version of myself!

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>i juss wonda wha whiteys up to or sum shit

Kill yourself

I had Prince of Persia in mind actually. The first game, not the later games with the sissy rewind sand.

Is that technically gay, or masturbation?

No because he'd be handsome and swole and successful and gay

Selfcest

Fpbp

I'M the dark version of myself

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Would you fuck an evil genderbent version of yourself?

Yes

Shadow Kirby is not evil tho, just autistic. Now, Dark Meta Knight, on the other hand...

What about a robot version of yourself?

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battle for the ages

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Of course, I was a complete limp wristed fucking skeltal when I waa going through my edgy phase. I could beat the shit out of this faggot without breaking a sweat.

Can’t cops already did it

Yes.

Does evil girl me still have my fetishes?

Am I missing any?

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i would share a beer and smoke something with nicotine with him first. After that, we will both wallow in self pity of ourselves, be depressed and then hug it out and be bros.

If that doesn't work, I've autistically using the same punching bag for working out for a good 3-4 years straight and did boxing (plus i play little mac/punch out) so I would be able to hold my own. I've been told my punches hit a lot harder than they seem. Everyone always thinks the chubby guy can't be strong or athletic

I'd fuck an evil loli futa version of myself

Shadow Mario
Dark Bowser
Dark Meta Knight
Shadow Kirby
Shadow Link
Shadow Dedede

You mean the good version, right?

Shadow Mario isn't a real character, he's just Bowser Jr. in a costume. And Dark Bowser isn't a dark world counterpart, he's just a genetic thing.

fpbp.
i'd gladly take his cock in my mouth for days

Dark Link isn't a "dark world counterpart" neither is Dark Samus

Dark Monita

He is part of me so I will accept my shadow

Probably considering I'm the evil one.

Came here to post this

No questions asked

If Yea Forums was a person

my dark self would unironically try to beat the ever living shit out of me
don't worry I've never hurt anyone

arrest urself
Hahhaha so dark mysterious and EDGY DIPS DEORA *dibbpuing intensfies*

>i'd fuck
>not i'd be fucked by

He's me. So we either both die, or this turns into a Venom Snake situation. Win-win.

Sure

cringe af

You fuckers are getting purged by light versions then.

>not becoming drinking buddies with your double

Meant

I was the light version up till 2008, jokes on you

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I am the dark version

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For what reason did Dark Meta Knight team up with the others in Star Allies? was it because HE wanted to be the one to rule Dreamland?

Kinda interesting to think about, if you think about it getting in a relationship with a genderbent version of yourself is honestly the best path to go, you both know exactly what the other wants, you both have the same tastes and you both hate the same things, nothing can go wrong.