You did hack your switch, right Yea Forums?

what happened

Can you actually hack it and not get banned yet?
I've read that you use an emuNAND, so you ofw won't get affected, is this right?

I wouldn't risk it even with emunand.

you can have titties on demand with a fairly pricey sex doll.

I have a wife, I haven't hacked my Switch yet, there is a pattern.

Can you hack on all versions?

thats not the same thing

how would you know. you've never touched hookerdoll3000.

College came along, we grew apart, she married a beaner and became his baby factory, and I live alone after a bad marriage.

Why the fuck is Resident evil 4 14 gb?

I've had multiple GFs, and every time I was with them, I hated it, and wanted to be alone. When I was single, I wanted a GF again. I don't know what's wrong with me...

One of the first gfs I had tried to physically abuse me but because she is a weak ass bitch I ended up just walking 3 blocks to a friends house with her punching me in the back and in the back of the head. Later she texted me that she was sorry and didnt mean to hurt me and it immediately clicked with me that women are fucking evil. Blocked that whore and went back to halo deathmatch on bloodgulch with my bro.

How do I get Retroarch to recognize my PSX bios files

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You are gay

right now all firmwares if yours is unpatched or up to 4.0 if its not. 7.0 is being worked on but 8.0 is unlikely in the near future

i know, user, it was me
now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go back to planting beans in your ex

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I know how you feel. When I was actively saying, I would be head over heels for a couple of months, then I would start dodging then like the plague for vidya or time with my buddies. Then we would break up, and I would be a wreck until I started dating again. I eventually stopped all together, and I guess I'm sort of happy. Only downside is that I masturbate like 10 times a day.

I have gf but I'm not happy as much

Of course, got thought the weekend playing Wild Guns Reloaded and Ninja Warriors Once Again.
Hope someday Natsume can remake in the same way both SNES KikiKaikai games.

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settings > directory > set up the path to the system/bios folder
pretty sure it's set to the "system" folder by default, so either move your bios files there or set the path to where you placed them

duuuuuuh by putting them in the bios folder with the original name? hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Honestly, tho, the Mexican guy was pretty cool. We bonded over one time he needed help with his car, and meet for a drink every now and then. I don't envy him, since she went from cute chub to full whale after she had kids. And he still genuinely worships the ground she walks on.

Good on you, Victor.

nah can't, i got mine for really cheap off craigslist and it was at the current fw at 8.1.0 i think.

>You can back up saves without having to pay for online cloud saving.
I borrowed a friend's Wii-U and hacked it when BOTW leaked early. He wanted to sell the console, because it's a Wii-U, and he never used it, so I backed up my save to PC. Then a year later, I bought a Switch, hacked it, and converted my Wii-U BOTW save to Switch, and didn't lose any progress, and beat the DLCs. Felt nice.

I set the path to the BIOS folder itself but it didnt work, now that I think about it putting all the bios in there instead of just one was probably a bad idea

How do you back your Switch? With my Nintendo Online sub ending in a couple of weeks, and Splatoon 2 being dead, I'm looking towards getting free vidya and emulators on this thing.

pull the kickstand out to make it lean back a bit

This.

as long as the model is correct, any FW can be hacked

Its still worth checking the serial on the bottom to see if its patched or not
ismyswitchpatched.com/
My bro bought a new Switch just last month and it turned out to be unpatched

switch.homebrew.guide/gettingstarted/beforestarting
putting all the bios files in one folder shouldn't be a problem. did you get scph5500, 5501 and 5502? those are the us, europe and japan ones

I'm going to wait until the mini comes out and then hack my launch model

I have a gf, we do fun activities together, this is what I spent my money on. Stuff I can download for free I will get for free.
I play all two player games with my gf, no way I will spent money on those.
paying for games is like paying for sex, why should I since I can get it for free?

>b-b-but you need to support the devs!!

What?

are all models hackable???

I'm gonna buy a mini
And then hack my launch model

Not gonna hack my switch until the next console comes out and the Switch becomes forgotten and abandoned.
That's what I did with my 3DS and now I'm enjoying all my favorite DS games plus a bunch others I never got to experience.

no
6 posts above you

oh dang i thought it was like with the 3ds where if it was at a certain fw you'd have to wait for another exploit. thanks i'll check it out

My wife hacked her switch.

is your wife mexican?

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No but I don't begrudge you for doing so. No going to lie that Gba boarder is pretty sick but the Switch is already a haven for Shumps and Bullet Hells. If I want to play my GBA games I'll just turn on my DSLite.

I have but there is nothing to play anyway. Last game worth pirating came out in fucking december

Fuck devs.

I don't give a f because there are enough endrones and moral fs out there. Nin and other big companies like to fuck their customers. They don't care about us so why should I care about them? Having said that I will buy Ion Fury once I'm home from work because this is actually something that I do support.

Are Mexican wives worth it? I got a couple of Mexican girls pinning after me at work, but I'm afraid the culture may be too much for a milquetoast suburbs dude as myself.

Of course

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kek I've fucked more women then years you've been on this earth. Fucking virgin LOL

that's illegal user

I had to fucking censor and delete my post until this site would let me post. what was it? can't I swear or is it forbidden to write Ninten drone?

I would, but all I play these days is MH with friends. Can you still play online with a hacked Switch?

Can you play GameCube and/or PSP games on a hacked Switch? If so, how well do they run?

with either ubuntu or android, yes

No just a NEET.

This. And is there any other reason I wouldn't want to do it?

I'm seconding this. If I can play Skies of Arcadia on my Switch I'll hack it right now.

Hold fast against the succubi my friend. Power unimaginable is within your grasp.

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ppsspp should run games just fine, i'm not sure about gamecube though

No

For GC you should use Lakka, and PPSSPP for PSP games.

Yeah I even designed custom themes and hardware-modded the shells.
I never play any games, though.

Why don't you answer without being an asshole? Not everyone hacking their stuff is a nerd.

Hispanic women are but their families are not. Unless you can find one that is an only child or doesn't have a chill family don't even worry about it.

Gamecube on the Switch is more of a proof of concept right now but PPSSPP is working fine

No, I play online. Back when I planned on getting Pokemon I planned on eventually hacking it for injection, but now that there's no reason to get Sword, there's really no reason to hack it.

33. Had a gf but I never had sex. That shit's even worse. I might just rape a hooker or something.

I dont need you to defend me fag

Nope, sadly my switch is a patched one, by the way what firmware does Three Houses work on? Might buy it physical if I can run it in

Don't worry user, I'm 23 and never even kissed a girl. On the plus side, I was invited to a house party.

Based and pockypilled.

>overclocking
can you tell me how? I've always wanted to do it
can I do it on SX OS or do I have to use atmosphere?

too many steps, I just want something to load onto my sd card, press "boot" and it will mod it on its own

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You act like that's unusual behavior.

wow, the switch has this much screen door effect?
that can't just be the GBA mode thing?

Dont worry. No matter how many partners you end up having, there will be no one that knows you better than your hand. AYYY AINT THAT THE TRUTH YALL HAHAAAA

Well, it's almost that simple now

No. I have a launch model but i dont have a pc to work with. Is it possible to do it without one?

>insert jig
>press power+volume
>insert hektate
>???
>profit

Literally only pirating games. Everything else is not worth it for more negatives than positive.

Example? Emulation on it is worse than a 2017 mid tier phone.

That's using an LCD filter to make it look more like a GBA screen.

>I can't follow short guides made for double digit IQ redditors

Yeah but the lack of online killed it for me and I'd already been banned by the time CFW methods that could preserve your original firmware for online play became available, ended up buying a secondhand Switch and keeping the pirate one for single-player games I can't afford at the time.

haha he likes you

see

not yet probably later when the process is easier and when the list of the real gems on the system are out. thankfully i have a launch one so i think that the GPU hack is always available on it.

I have 2 hacked switches

its easier to do local multiplayer with snes games than a phone

that's how easy it is now

literally doing what your switch does now except for free.

install android for better emulation

who here /emummc/

there's a dongle for sx os that you just stick in your switch but i don't know about other firmwares
seems like it's only for atmosphere and reinx at the moment
there's 2 apps you can choose from, one is freebird and the other is sys-clk
i didn't really look into the differences between the 2 but freebird works fine, you just install it like any other homebrew app
gbatemp.net/threads/freebird-switch-clock-speed-control-sysmodule.530641/
gbatemp.net/threads/sys-clk-under-overclocking-sysmodule.531372/

why play emulators on the switch when i can just play them in 4k with enhanced textures on my gaming laptop

Comfier in bed and easier to bring with you

>gaming laptop

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Enjoy not playing online and not gettint sick deals on the eshop whats even the point on having a hacked switch that plays old games when you can play them on the phone like Mario 64 and your mom.

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DEEPER

>sick deals

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>not having a multi-thousand dollar gaming laptop that he uses as a physical virtual machine

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I'm not going to hack my switch until it has become a fine wine.
I want a simple guide and a simple hack solution that is best impossible to fuck up, and there being no chance of being banned from online play.

>Paying to use your own internet

When did gamers IQ drop this low?

I will enjoy not paying for peer-to-peer connections, pathetic download speeds and shitty Kaizo Mario levels, thanks.

>it's OK when sony and Microsoft do it.

where did I say that

>sick deals
>-15% for a good game if you're lucky
>-75% for some Android phone garbage port that nobody wants

wow. Meanwhile I can have everything for free thanks to my dongle faggot

>Enjoy not playing online
oh no the horror I won't be able to play poorly designed mario levels or smashshit

Nigga db fighter z was just on sale for 10 bucks a week ago

>poorfag cope

>spouts generic buzzwords
this just fuels me to keep doing it

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its not 2015 anymore. gaming laptops are now actually good.

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gaming laptops are inherently a waste of money

If there was a way to pirate offline games but still be able to buy and play online games I would do it

>not just having both a 2000$ gaming laptop and a 5000$ desktop gaming pc

must suck being poor

Too bad I don't give a flying fuck because I can get it for free.
I'll stop hacking the day nintenturd will allow me to send messages to the people in my friend list. I'm not paying online services to be stuck in the gay baby jail with cretinous restrictions and P2P servers. I'm happy with reinx, THANKS.

Emunand lets you do that

literally never happening faggot

How does it work? Is there no risk of getting banned?

Women are fucking stupid and aren't worth having around.

move out kids I ain't got time to waste

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Clone of your firmware that lives on your SD card and has piracy enabled. You'll still get banned if you fuck up by flipping your internet connection on in the CFW unless you take proper precautions (switching to a DNS with Nintendo's domains blocked so you can't be tracked connected to that DNS). Nintendo's anti-piracy is actually rather robust, so one little slip-up is typically enough to get you soft-banned.

Only 18, is there still hope for me?