STADIA CONNECT GAMESCOM IN 2 HOURS

TACHYONS

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But it's starting now, check your latency, user

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So, this one might be an important event, at least for metal gear fans, Considering those teasing images with elements from splinter cell and MG, right?

What do you think its gonna be?

>MGSV For stadia
>MGS5 Demon edition is real and a stadia exclusive.
>MGS collection for stadia
>nothing, google are assholes and those game tease pics were put in there to attract fools to this shitty presentation of a product that will never hit because cable/isp providers are greedy and stupid.

Origin Access and Xbox Game Pass look like better deals. I will still use it for AAA games like Exodus and Doom. If the service shuts down, I'm sure I'll be able to get them again at a steam sale for ten bucks.

V for stadia. Not wasting my time on the actual conference.

Sorry for the late bump OP I was posting from my stadia

>>No mods
they said there will be more mods, never gonna use it anyway, also you forgot
>You need to pay for both subscription and the individual games full price

>they said there will be more mods

Actual modding support or Bethesda style "mini-DLC's"?

But you don't need to pay for a high end PC.

>unstable
>unstable
>unpredictable
>TACHYONS ONLY, GET OUT FAG

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sensible chuckle

Hi Marketer-chan

>Poorfags with thirdworld internet

Those are the only people who give a rat's ass about this garbage.

Betting pennies to peanuts it won't even live up to Nintendo's little indie showcase from this morning.

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It's also good for Mac and Linux users.

Oh boy its starting

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This
Obisdian invented modding support, Fallout 3 doesnt count. Fuck bethesda, fuck men and fuck white people!

>Poorfags with thirdworld internet stay out please
more like, alienate 99% of our userbase please

this.

even if the subscription price is remotely reasonable, the kind of connection needed to use that stuff decently not only would be really expensive, but physically impossible.

and once ISP providers realize that, they will jack up the prices even more.

this thing was dead before even being released, period.

>Google cucks you out of physical ownership of anything besides a controller
>Chad
based retard

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loling if anyone falls for this shit

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Good. Buying a console or new pc every few years is a thing of the past.

>they said there will be more mods
But only the ones Google deems "acceptable"

>true cost
>based on speculations
>TRUE
right.

today's demo will probably be direct connection on empty unloaded servers anyway, get ready for another round of "wow we saw it and it was STUNNING this is the future, trust us" from journos tomorrow

Glad you'll be playing streamshit on your 1000$ phone, zoomer-kun

>Betting pennies to peanuts it won't even live up to Nintendo's little indie showcase from this morning
Link?

who shills this garbage and why
get a fucking life

With publisher specific subscriptions that's literally all it could be. Do you think a big pub is going to give you their shit for the base amount they'd get from Google? No they're going to get their own pound of meat

>Stadia
>Pay for service
>Pay for expensive games
>Pay for publisher specific services
>Pay for internet
>No modding
>No porn games
>No cheat engine

In the long run Stadia is way more expensive than a fucking PC or console, I wouldn't mind if I could pay 15 bucks per month and play the whole store for infinite amount of times, but it wouldn't be a substitute for a PC/console.

>completely free if you own an xbox or windows 10 pc
>lower latency that Stadia can't touch since you can stream from either an MS datacenter or your own console/PC
>Already a large library of games to pick from
>custom streaming compression algorithm reduces data usage
>stream aware API for games, touch input kit for better controls
>most importantly, it's optional, you can still play your games locally
Stadia is finished

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>Stadia

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youtube.com/watch?v=yaFrSNsO1Mk&feature=youtu.be&t=1793

Who the fuck cares? Shit is going to flop and die in 6 months like every other google project.

>Stadia caters to normies
>Normies have never heard of it
DoA

I'd be interested in trying it. I hope there will be a way cheap or free way to demo it some time after launch. Just any shitty game so I can see how it looks and feels.

stadia said there's 2 subcriptions, a free one and one you buy that I forgot what gives you, but they also said you can use that to buy games, not rent them.

I see Stadia as a demo machine, Google using their search engine and Youtube to go "you liked this game? How about you try it literally now".

Well it has to be better than that inside xbox at least

what happened in the xbox conference? i mean, besides Microsoft trying to damage control the fuck out of the fact that Halo MCCPC is cancelled?

Just less than 20 minutes.
Get snacks, fap, whatever.

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Absolutely nothing. Nothing happened.

thanks
Don't know how I missed this upload

The gearbox representative slipped and refered to the robot as a male
You could tell he was told not to since he instantly corrected himself, and then he did it a second time
Also empire of sin looks really cool but it is published by paradox which has me worried
and then they wasted like 15 fucking minuites on gears of war

Oh boy, I cannot wait to watch this dumpster fire, after that boring as fuck Xbone conference.

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
lol, it's like they know...

There's always the IGN stream
youtube.com/watch?v=1c1tE-Y5q7w

Ratings disabled too.

I hope they have a royal fuck up

time to find out if that rdr2 announcement is real

It's not.

So, wat's the actual input lag?

i know

Rockstar aren't retarded, they won't send the game out to die on a doomed platform

is it starting now?

I'm still kind of shocked Google is continuing to push this forward despite being blocked from all their attempts at building a US data infrastructure.

Even if their compression algorithm is fucking voodoo black magic AI miracles, the American internet infrastructure is a hunk of shit even on the best connections. Between congestion, old-ass junctions that have no fucking upkeep until something breaks, and the telecomms outright reading and re-prioritizing your packets you simply can't have the kind of stability you need for this to ever work.

Even if you had a google server bank nearby and a wired connection right to fiber chances are you're still going to have enough jitter that this will always feel bad.

iirc they never said it would be exclusive, just that it would be announced there, like baldurs gate 3 was

STARTO

up

Ray looks like a fucking scumbag

The highest graphic ratings and framerates available today

>you get FORKAY gameplay
??

4Kgameplay

This guy is so hip with the kids

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Learn to shit in a fucking toilet pajeet

>stadia stream starts buffering

yep this isn't for me

wait so who else is gonna have a stream at gamescom?

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>promising 4k lagless gameplay
>when 99% of Americans can't get a stable enough connection to stream 4k pre-rendered video

>130€
>3months
yikes

>none of those annoying things like actually owning stuff you buy
based

FOUR(4)K(not actually thousand) GAMEPLAY

>we've had a fantastic response so far

Oh hey maybe we will get some gods and monsters gameplay

Buzzwords : The scam

>england

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so, no japanese devs, then?

welp, its ded....

>2077 going to stadia
uhhh bros..

>almost sold out in some countries

is the stream lagging or?

>still no gameplay for cyberpunk
Why are they afraid to show it to anybody but journos

>no need to download those pesky updates or days to download a game
If your internet can actually support this streaming thing, then it can download everything in a few minutes as well.

>no need to buy expensive consoles
But please buy it for 130€ plus subscriptions plus buy your games as well.

Terrifying

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So instead of buying a platform and games, you'll just always give us money and you still have to buy games. Greeeeat.

>these are the people of charge in CDPR

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crazy eyes

>cyberpunk game
>let's put it on google stadia
Heh

Make sure to buy Google Fiber™!

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It's almost sold out in Antarctica. Stadia haters BTFO.

hot

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what all has happened at gamescom so far? I've been asleep.

>that ugly disgusting dyke
YIKES

bruh

She clearly has the LAAAAAZZZZYYYYY EEEEEYYYYEEEE

Poland explain

>no need to buy expensive console
>just give us 129$ and keep paying to own literally nothing
LMAO

KEANU KEANU
I KNOW WHO THAT IS

OH NO NO NO NO

JESUS, stop with the closeups

>Game play video keeps stuttering

At least they're not lying about the Stadia experience.

>"something like Stadia allows.....more people to experience our stories"
translation: google gave us money after we went over budget

That fat chick is like in her 30's and she has acne lol

>the entire stadia stream is just more cyberpunk 2016 shilling
>still without any fucking gameplay

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>here's your art director bro
this explains a lot

THE ISPS WHO DO NOTHING BUT FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WILL IMPROVE THEIR SERVICES TO REACH THE DEMAND, AND THEY DIDN'T DO IT WHEN THE GOVERNMENT PAID THEM BUT THEY WILL FOR US! JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY GAMER!

>subtle fuck drumpf at the end
Based.

Nothing, I think.

The "big" opening event show is at 8 o'clock.

Why would they put Cyberpunk on this when GOG is the complete opposite philosophy?

Why are game devs always choosing these retarded hairstyles?

cringe: the platform
no white males will survive
(full sleeve edition)

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>i-it's not compression artifacts it's CYBERPUNK

Did they seriously censor the "Fuck" in that samurai part? Why?

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кaкoгo хepa, пшeки?

YIKES

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we've been americanized
t.polan

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Damn this woman is freaky.

CYBERPUNK STADIA SAVED

blink bitch

Nintendo
>Check out these indie ports
Microsoft
>GEARS
>GEARS
>GEARS
Now we're on Stadia.

the stadia host literally doesn't have a soul

>Dude more destiny 2
It's literally a shitty destiny machine at this point

she had cancer and she's growing back her hair
be more considerate user

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>more deshitiny 2
yikes
simply yikes

do we know how long this will take?

Probably only in the US.
>Why?

OH NO NO NO
Cyberpunk is doa

oh alright. thanks

never underestimate jewgle and how retarded they are

>"Coming soon"
Hahahahhahha

shut up incel

Was she grown in Alphabet's biolab?

We just got destiny 2 at the xbox show holy shit give me gameplay for something we don't have gameplay for

"I hate games so much i want to give the publishers the power to completely erase games from existence"
That's you.

Corp ho

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I'd like to see a woman wear those earrings.

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How censored gonna be cyberpunk in stadia? Is Google after all.

microsoft i can agree, but how desperate are you to prove you have a dick by dissing over 24 games on the switch like that?

you will never be loved.

>here's an indie
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

the teleprompter says to read this to you.
I love games and travel.

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>2019
>shitstainy 2

She's like the female version of that fuck from PlayStation.

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>I'm bored
same desu

>chat disabled
>ratings disabled
>comments disabled
something tells me google does NOT want people shitting on their shitty controller.

Well at least now they are showing games where latency won't matter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA absolute state of cdpr

Google censors less than Snoy.

this looks kinda cool tbqh

Probably depends on where you live.
>literally unplayable in California

why isnt this a sticky

Just got here.
Was there anything important before Cyberpunk?

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easily one of the most horrible mascots/art direction on a puzzle game ever.

she's a robot

faggot lalaland ripoff theme

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who is this cum collector?

the song was cool

>Literally a game they showed today at Nintendo's indie showcase
This thing doesn't even have exclusives that you need to deal with its bullshit lag for.

hi where are the games..

God imagine the shitstorm

nope

they just started

If you thought indie games don't get any exposure on Steam, just wait for Stadia indie exclusives.

This music is reminding me of La La Land.

No literally just the same sell pitch.

that puzzle game looks fun

Indie games are the best games that come out these days so I don't see a problem.

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power of the cloud

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Nice music.

This is just that flash game that was on coolmathgames

this convinces me to keep my switch, really.

literally "i sleep" presentation

why is ublock not working, i get adds over adds over adds about "games"

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HELP

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I knew Stadia would be shit but this is exceeding my expectations of how shit.

I mean it's not really showing the power of "4k gameplay"

Mods and jannies are on summer vacation.

Is Orcs Must Die any good?

waht are you using to make webm so fast

why orcs must die

top notch music

do they still expect you to pay micro-transactions in streamed games?

if so LOL

NIGGER MAGE

>50h long trailer for a grinding game that looks like torchlight 1

IS SHE RUNNING ON THE CLOUD, TOO? WTF
FFS, EMOTE

power of the cloud of course, she's hot btw

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Hey look a game from 2014

works for me, idk man

HOLY COW!!

I approve of the normal human female hosting the event.

LOOK AT THOSE SUCKERS FLY

it was, then OMD2 happen

COMPLETELY
RELAXED

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so this is where the original fortnite went, to stadia

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A TRAP, MORTY

Any google shills here want to convince me to buy this piece of shit?

>american humour
shit is so heavily template jesus fucking christ

BMWF

This is racist

This
For as weak as some of the ports are, at least it has some half decent exclusives
For all of Google's money, they can't afford a single good system-seller?
At least Microsoft had the good sense to pick up some half-completed games for the Xbox

I bet on AYMD processors.

Why should Orcs live?

>"Stadia Exclusive"
Until the service folds in 18 months and the devs port it so that it's not gone forever.

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>Heroes need to kill themselves.

What did they mean by that?

>new orcs must die

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now you know why she's there
#metoo

>download a few gigabyte game in five minutes
vs
>required to have constant internet connection and rely on Google's server while even this presetation video's 1080p bit rate leaves much to be desired
Please tell me normies won't be this stupid to buy indie games on it.

>interactive experience
And my brain shut off.

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>It's always black male white female.

who fucking cares about Robot and Orcs Must Dilate 3?

imagine texting on your phone while your boss is doing an interview

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Depends of their lifestyle.

Orcs=niggers

So just play OMD1?
Does 3 look any good to you as someone who sounds like they played the past two

NO GREENSKIN IS ILLEGAL

i'm talking about the stream user, there is only ads, no technical info

>being a petty thief

>Orcs are trying to enter your home
THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS

>orcs must die 3 is stadia exclusive
fuck this industry

THE POWER OF COCAINE!

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anyone elses stream stuttering?

why are white males still making games in the current year?
this is racist.

>cant even stream to youtube without hitches
nice tech

I do, OMD is a 10/10 fucking tower defense, OMD2 is god tier.

T. Stadia shill

You can't play the game un California lel

>devs port it so that it's not gone forever.
Assuming they all do this, which might not be the case.

>IPhone
>Games
Yikes

Imagine you want to announce something highly controversial.
How do you protect yourself from attacks the best?
Make the announcer a woman.

LET THEM IN

>that lag
Oh no no no

You forget
>can no longer own even the software itself on your hard drive
Now you have to pray to god they don't take it off the machines

>Dude physics
>Dude stadia
This putting me to fucking sleep

The Stadia experience

Very jewish hand position

>Ifag
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

ONE MIRRION TROOPS

>throwing shade at Stadia comparing it to phone games
Based developer.

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I get better interactive experiences on Yea Forums desu, for free.

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never trust bald people

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>everyone has the same system
isnt that like every console ever?

Do Americans really speak like that boomer guy?

Google allows gacha games with almost nude children, Snoy doesn't.

why is it so choppy? does games cum have technical issues every year with everything?

JUST

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He just compared the cancer of mobile gaming to stadia

Don't listen to contrarian faggots, OMD2 is better in every way then OMD 1. Im hyped for this if its a stadia exclusive only im gonna murder someone

To satisfy human and elf women.

I'm still mad that Bethesda has native build of Doom for Linux, but they are not releasing it, so I have to emulate the dumpsterfire OS in order to shoot demons.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

BMWFWF

>white

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Windjammers 2 baby, the EVO classic

she was great in watch dogs 2

>we wanted everyone to experience orcs must die!
>stadia is so great because now everyone can play it!
Yeah, if they buy it. Fuck off with this nigger shit.

>that same massive power
>a game that could run on a ps3 at launch

>3
That's not the 3 we are waiting for.

Shut the fuck up and consume Google products

that nigga looks like a lizardman

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF STADIA! WIND JAMMERS 2!

This game looks way too fast to work with stadia

Wow, it's bloody nothing.

OPEN BORDERS FOR ORCS
#NOTALLORCS

>literally a flash game
so this is ... the power... of Stadia.

Input delay is one of the most integral things about gaming. An interactive medium should strive to be as responsive as possible. Anything that sacrifices responsiveness is shit tier and should never be supported as it's completely antithetical to games as a whole

>characters with flags
Fuck off with this alt-right shits, we don't need any borders

>if its a stadia exclusive only im gonna murder someone
they said it was an exclusive

Has there been a single human in this presentation?

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windjammers: flash edition

>literally just pong

How could they fuck it up so bad?

>flash icehockey game

PRE-ORDERED 200 STADIA SUBS

wtf is this jet set radio music?

>Persona 3 song
what the fuck

>Destroy All Humans
FINALLY SOME GOOD FOOD

>stream is called "game announcements"
are you retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=e2Gyaqf7EoU what the fuck

Reminder this was her best take

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

what

DESTROY ALL HUMANS STADIA EXCLUSIVE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

will Google drop this faster than Google Glass?

Did they just steal persona 3 music for some air hockey game?

youtube.com/watch?v=g4JEpbHEuuM

great game

Look at all the indie games, because this is the last time you will get to see them.

oh shit destroy all humans

Destroy All Humans remake? Is this new or recycled for Stadia?

>windjammer with imput lag

ICH WILL

Soulless

Is it just me or is the stream's framerate tanking

way too high strung

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>not limited by machine specs
>limited by internet provider
what's the point

At least it won't have microtransactions.

Right?

Windjammers 2 & DAH! are cool but they're not exclusives so they're not really selling the service.

CALIFORNIA

>Piepergerdas

>DUDE MORE MK

>stadia

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To add to this
>be directly linked to the corporation per account you need to put your data into
Thats why I hate streaming. I guess Netflix and Spotify get a pass because they're not the company making the media, but I absolute hate having a direct link to corporate. I just don't want that.
If I wanna watch a movie I still go to the theatre or buy/borrow it.

All this corporate account stuff is cyberpunk shit to me. I'm not gonna hook up with corporations like that. No thank you

>Not having played Windjammers even once.

yes, the stadia sucks, but still, why are you here, you fagets!?

I will kill myself tonight

recycled, it was announced at e3

Could they have picked a more disingenuous spokesperson for this?

>some air hockey game

By raping them?

FUCK YES NUMALE KOMBAT ELEVEN DICKS IN MY ASS

no it's not you retard

It's new and not exclusive to stadia. got announced months ago

THIS GAME IS ALREADY OUT

Everyone who cares has played this already.
Who are they advertising to?

BLOOD 3 WEN

FUCKING FIGHTING GAMES WITH INPUT LAG HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I'm not against stadia but
mortal kombat? how will that work? steam remote play is already like a 30ms delay

Just what I want in my fighting game, more input lag

No, all robots.

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>Mortal Kombat
>Solid gameplay

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>Inb4 persona ports before switch

Couldn't imagine making MK11 even worse by playing it on Stadia

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is the babe actually some AI experiment at real time CGI human movement?
There is no way those crazy eyes are real.

>Making a great fighting game starts with the combat
I WOULD FUCKING HOPE SO

What was that puzzle game called?
Reminds me of that sausage roll game, same dev?

>MK11
>You can't make money streaming fatalities, only we can!

RIP August Ames ;_;

was hoping for a new Looney tunes game

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>Fast fluid gameplay on Stadia

this fucking sucks
fuck jewgle and fuck stadia

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All this corp garbage
It's like they don't know the audience

>Mortal kombat
>characters we love and gorn up with
in what fucking planet do those devs live?
>California
never mind.

THE HUMAN EYE CAN'T DETECT IT THO

PLAY IN YOUR PHONES

>streaming service advertising stream is laggy as hell
lel

>Fighting game with Input lag
KEK, RIP IN PISS
>Pausing Mortal Combat so you can play on your phone

there still time to change our fate brother

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>mk on phone

Superhot baby

>DUDE BRO FATALITIES
>LOOK AT THIS GOAR BRO
>ALL PLASTIC TOY GIBS AND MUTED COLORS DUDE
>JUST THE WAY WE LIKE IT

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WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLECHADS, I THOUGHT THIS COMPANY WAS GOING TO RULE THE WORLD? THEY CAN'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE A VIDEOGAME CONSOLE WITH GOOD GAMES

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but my hands can

SUPER

super

Fuck off google

>fat people with sleeve tatoos

Because we sure haven't all played Super Hot already.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS WOMAN!?

is this person a robot? she has no emotion

SHORT

>Pause fighting game on a console with a controller to instead play it on a phone
What sort of masochist would do that

This is it Googlebros. When we get Metal Gear Solid 5 Demon Edition.

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OH BOY MORE INDIES AT 4k!

It's literally 95% all games that everybody has already played

SUPER

>audience
Shareholders

>Jimquisition
I..wow.

okayyyyyyyyyyy.
why is guy hormonally appropriating with the spelling of his name?

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games are fucking dead gamescom is the worst shit ever

>Jimquisition quote
Have they lost it?

she had cancer

I hate this anime, actually

I hate these not-Directs. Even the indie ones are really iffy.
Just drop the announcements, you cocksuckers are trying too hard
You don't need an spokesperson intro for every game

imagine those eyes staring at you as she ....

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HOT

man if I were ed I would be so pissed at them for cucking the game on youtube

FARM SIM
YES BROS

>super hot is a big title for them
Nintendo fucking murdered them with that nindies just before

Haven't seen anything, does it suck ass?

YOOO BROOOO IT'S FUCKING LITTY

FARMING SIM!!!!

YOOO!!!

STADIA IS SAVED

Based Cruise Edit hivemind to laugh at MK11

YES FELLOW GERMANS NOW WE CAN FARM ON OUR PHONES

>platform with built in input lag
>bro just play these games that require fast response

OH SHIT FARMING SIMULATOR, GOOGLE ALWAYS WINS BABY

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NOW WE ARE TALKING

>playing a fighting game on a phone
I havent played mk11 but either you will lose because a phones control scheme is inherently inferior especially for fighting games, or the game is so simplified with extremly simple inputs like 6a or 8b for special attacks

Imaginine trying to do a dragon punch Z input on a touch screen

>autism simulator
Based.

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New trailer for CyberPunk 2077

finally

farm simulator

i find crazy eyes like this real sexy

The German announcement now

THIS IS WHAT'S GONNA SELL THE STADIA BROS! FUCKING FARM SIMULATOR AT 4k!

FARMING TIME BOIS

>farming sim
THEY HAVE NO GAMES

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what is the intended audience for this
germans?

>Farming Simulator
my shit

bros... i think Google just won...

why is this lady's head so pushed forward?

Now I can farm data for Google

>Farming sim
Guess y oucan't make any jokes about the Stadia being starved now can you?

>you can play a game which runs on a toaster in the laggy cloud for the full price
fucking A

>farming simulator
finally an appropriate game for stadia

>simulators

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>new farmer simulator

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s-she is trying to hypnotize me?

Don't call a show dead before the Dewrito Pope has had the opportunity to take his stand.

his shit is lit

farmgang 2020

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Why is this trailer so long?

OH SHIT BOYS, FARMING SIMULATOR, NINTENDO, MICROSOFT AND SONY ARE DOOMED, HOW COULD THEY EVER COMPETE!?

ARBEIT MACHT FREI!

Was that a remix of a Muse song for fucking Farming Simulator?

literally old trailer but with slapped "stadia" on it, try harder google glownigger

be strong and buy stadia

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One time I followed a Microsoft course for C# programming (they're all gone because their dedicated website shut down).
The speaker in the video never blinked. For the duration of the entire videos too, some were over a hour long.

>TFW Farming Simulator had more screen time than Destroy All Humans

Now this is Gamescom

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>Farmer simulator
>WHY WORK AT WORK WHEN YOU CAN WORK ANYWHERE?

It's over. Google won.

there was a lot of stutter in that farming sim trailer

>Samurai Shodown
BASED GOOGLE

PLEASE UNDERSTAND

>I want Google to grow even larger and have their grubby mitts on even more aspects of my life.

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PLEASE UNDERSTANDU

I can't imagine the market for this thing other than poor inter-city families who will just buy a sub month when a good game comes out. Pretty much everyone else doesn't have a data center in their back yard, and/or can afford a proper console.

To account for latency

>multiplats are ports now
Does consolewar posting actually give you brain damage or something?
By that logic xbox and playstation are even bigger port machines than the switch

SNK why

german here, I will now buy the stadia

>samsho on stadia
Im looking forward to getting mad over new levels of lag

>SAMSHO for stadia.

okaaay... im listening.

SAMSHO ON STADIA BEFORE PC
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HA

SOZIAL IST WAS ARBEIT SCHAFFT

A trailer for Farming simulator shouldn't be this long

I love fighting games with 2 seconds of input lag.

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>Fighting games
>With latency
Who do they think will buy this?

>fighting games on a streaming platform

Farming Simulator trailer is a straight Sseeth video rip off, holy shit
youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

THAT'S WHAT I WANT IN MY FIGHTING GAME! MORE FUCKING INPUT LAG!

>fighting games with 40 ms lag + server computation lag.

At least this is a good fighting game, but
>PLAYING FIGHTING GAMES ON A SYSTEM WITH MASSIVE INHERENT LAG

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user
Read the comments

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Fighting games with Stadia's latency can't possibly be good.
Why aren't they announcing more turn based RPGs and strategy games?

At the very least play to your strengths.

Stadia has no input lag. That's why so many fighting game devs are coming to it. They wouldn't otherwise.

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>2 seconds
lol

PC bros blown the fuck out

>tfw zoomers in this thread didn't even recognize the song

generic racing game

god i wish that was me.

So is the Stadia going to appeal to a mainstream audience or will it just crash and burn?

>computation lag
Since you don't have that on your local machine, right?
The problem really is the data transfer.

Who are we going to blame when this inevitably fails?
Steam again?

>That's why so many fighting game devs are coming to it. They wouldn't otherwise.
You'd cum to stadia too if Google give you a check

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This is exactly what Devolver was parodying.

>fighting games
>racing games
>with a fucking 5minutes input lag
what the HECK is wrong with Google?

>retarded anime girl webms are more interesting than game trailers
Videogames were a mistake,

that's literally impossible

Stadia would LIKE no input lag but first impressions literally right next door to Google's own servers had input lag.

What's wrong with that woman? her eyes are staring at my soul and i don't like it.

uh huh... its online streaming! of course lag is to be expected, no matter what, playing fast games like fightans is not possible on such setup.

God this is boring.

>has no input lag
We all know that this is only true for a perfect connection. Which is nearly impossible in a real setting.

the stream is unwatchable

wtf

DUDE DOOM AGAIN!

if a regular stream already had 5 second delay, you game will have lag.

Weeb shit

>40 ms
that's rather generous

LMAO can't wait for this cancer to flop. GOG for life!

>the stream is unwatchable

update your internet provider

attack on titan???

ATTACK ON THE SHOW

Nazi anime

There is lag in everything no matter what
You think there is ever a time when input and output in a game is completely instant?

It's a bunch of trailers for stuff already announced, of course its boring.

O MY STADIA™ PATHS

Hinako Note?
Looks cuter than I thought. Maybe I should have watched it.

I'm going to laugh at everyone that buys it.
Nice shitposting

>AOT shit

no man, his internet provider will adjust to accomodate his need to watch the stream, just like google said they would

The consoles fighting games are already on have inherent input lag. Fuck's sake, Unreal Engine 4 adds input lag to fighting games and most of the major games in the genre out right now are developed in it.

>Licensed anime game
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Maybe if you live in the third world

This is less interesting than I thought.

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never post again

>Gatling gun
Fucking lmao

>Since you don't have that on your local machine, right?
no. Your computer doesn't encode your final frame into a video format

Attack on titan eh... sold!

could they have used a more popular franchise? i dunno, DBXV? DBFZ? maybe OPPW4? who really gives a shit about Aot?

it's for moms who play all those browser games for hours on end

if you live in san fran sure, but for every other city in the world it's a pipe dream

Ain't this the game where you fight giant jews?

>TITANS

Looks surprisingly good for a game based on an manga franchise.

>stream itself is lagging
>they keep acting as if Stadia will have absolutely no lag

i hope stadia crashes and burns

>Gattling gun
That wasn't in the anime what

Ooh the times when Levi was not comatose, brings me back bros

how do games get on Stadia? it's just perplexing to me that Samurai Shodown is there when they turned down EGS (rightfully)

Did they show Xenoverse already?

Here's your Japanese game bro.

Are they just showing old trailers with a stadia logo overlay?

The first one was actually pretty good

>Gatling gun
???????????????????????????

3d anime always looks ugly as fuck

This game looks so fucking cringe

>Gatling gun
THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!

whats with those fucking 3 minutes trailers for already released games?

It gets an unnecessary amount of hate.

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>y.y.you can watch the episodes with the game engine
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's pretty meh anime. This and Slow Start. If you want cute and actually fun anime watch something like Anne Happy, Anima Yell or Yuyushiki

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I like it more when they fought titans and being ignorant of the all situation

TODD

i fucking hate anime so god damn much

That entirely depends on how Google designs Stadia.
We know hardly anything.

theyre trying to take up as much time as they can to trick people into thinking they have exclusives

people still play mmo huh?

Xenoverse 2 was already confirmed.

There's a big difference between streaming HD video and just sending actions to execute on a client.
The tech is used all the time for remote desktops that are real time as long as you have the client installed.

Why?

So you confess that you have no idea about networks?

TODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>that super standard whip sound effect
Oh, come on

based foot poster haha

yes

KEPT YOU WAITING HUH

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Garbage style

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

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No R*

>he doesn't play mmos

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TODDDDDDDDDDDD

omg it's skyrim 2

I CLAPPED WHEN THEY PUT DRAGONS ON STADIA

>dragons
Is this even canon?

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This isn't Todd's game tho

ESO on Stadia is actually an alright idea. The game is pretty slow, and the client is bloated as fuck. Is it like 80 gigs now?

Speed of light isn't infinite, user.

Have they even showed any exclusives besides that flash game and orcs must die 3?

Is Orcs must dilate 3 even an exclusive?

>todd is still calling wyverns "dragons"
he can't keep getting away with it

Attack on titan is actually really good now
season 2 is essentially just setup
season 3 it gets really great
and the mangas at a really good point right now too

although the games are trash, most licenced games are tho

that was a really bad animation

So, when is the next conference lads??

>ESO
>pay for a sub to stadia AND a sub to the game

KEK

It looks like a ps2 game

So you confess to living in a shithole with garbage internet?

She looks like she's trying to hold her anger back.

Fuck off, Randy.

So this is the presentation where MGSV: Demon Edition is announced, right?

HE IS COMING

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Are you retarded? you send action based on encoded video you receive with a delay. It literally doesn't work for action gaming. Fuck, even di

RANNNNDDDYYYYYYYY YOU FUCKING

xbox is about to start

top of hour

oh my god so random!

so when is the main conference bros?

Wow it's just like Smash Bros.

The bigger game announcements were games previously released on other consoles/PC over a year ago and not developed for Switch; which means they needed to be ported over.

Legit cringe.

Borderlands is the most Reddit Series of all time.

But there are many different anime styles.

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STADIA BEFORE STEAM
HAHAHAHHAHAAHH
BASED

Fuck off, Randy.

sauce???

lol

Cringe.

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randy is a pedo

HE

>Randy Pitchford thinks a trailer like this is radical

I can't tell anymore if my internet is dying or if it's the Stadia

>shitterlands
>trying to memedance

AOT is boring.

OMG ITS BORDERLANDSSSSSSS WOOOOOOO

HE

Why so mad?

I mean, it's not as bad as that orcs must die 3 trailer

>Fuck, even di
even displaying static movies already have several seconds of delay on any streaming platform.

I feel like every game with this type of shitty humor has to have a trailer with this song

Bring back the Atomic Edition, you greedy fuck.

20:00 CEST

how many hours did she spend in front of the mirror in this pose do you think?

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TESO is the only canon game
The rest of the games are folk stories in the TESO universe
Maybe they've backpedaled on this but that was seriously what they were saying about TESO's canon around its launch

Thanks guys!

I can't wait to play this on Steam three years from now with all the DLCs when it's 5€

so happy with Cheddar

Yet I can't find any good.

>tfw i was thinking the same thing

Did ... did Randy literally copy the fallout 76 trailer?

Don't mistake pity for anger

I wish the borderland franchise would just die and vanish already

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SO RANDUM XD

Bros I'm hardly even watching anymore.

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138GB

This?

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that was a horrid trailer, people are actually excited for borderlands 3?

This Borderlands trailer makes no fucking sense.
WHAT'S WITH THE CRAZY FILTERS?

>Ubisoft
OH NO

OBJECTIVE: STOP BREXIT

That ended before this. It was shit.

>Dat trailer.

talk about TRYHARD!

silky smooth 10 fps...

that trailer was actually so bad that I won't even think about buying borderlands 3 for years. Jesus christ wtf

L O N D O N

>BL3 comes out same day as DXM
well that's an easy choice

so this is..... gamer culture....

What a cringefest

So it's again confirmed that Epic pays developers to SPECIFICALLY NOT RELEASE ON STEAM

This could only have been worse if someone started fortnite dancing.

How can randy get away with this insensitive parody of the image of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ but muslims get super mad if you so much as sketch mohammed

isnt this trailer kinda insensitive what with all the recent shootings?

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HACKER GRANDMA INCOMING

OH NO NO NO NO

it's supposed to be psychedelic, like the 60's song

Who cares?
1TB SSDs are below 100 bucks.

Lucky fuck

Oi, mate. You got yer Stadia Licence?

>No one does mayhem like Gearbox

You can say that again.

>ubisoft presents
>current day london

She expresses no emotion. She's gotta be an AI

I fucking love how the stream is dropping frames

>L*ndon

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who is this hoe

Bloodborne 2 on Stadia
Just imagine the butthurt

god I wish that were me

WE THE PEOPLE

so what, is everyone on drugs in the game now?

fuck off retard

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there are some decent ones but most of them are just fucking batshit insane with over the top dramatic shitty writing and story lines with huge tits scattered throughout episodes so that horny fuckers can keep watching the show just to see the fucking waifu bait do shit that is obvious fan service

>50% damage resistance
wtf, Viktor's broken

legion looks pretty fun, if only for the nonsense of it

>randomly dies

Take Two CEO: "Fuck Steam :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:"

MAY DIE RANDOMLY

>antifa simulator

>le corrupt goverment and police
>lawyer somehow can get you out

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yes, you never played borderlands? Ever is pretty much crazy/drugged in the game

>haha old peepo die
rude

>dies randomly
fucking based

Haha the old man died haha so funny XD

>Americans seething over us based Brits again
lol.

Wow cool I can pick any of the 10,000 NPCs on the street and they have their own backstory, I can't wait to play the game and see how completely true that is.

>gunkata
WELL NOW

THE GLORIOUS MUSLIM CAPITAL OF LONDON

Make it stop please.

Can I hire a team of all black guys and defend the government instead of take it down?

So is Uplay still required? How will it work?

Just imagine, hmmmm

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>>corrupt government
>corrupt
what's the problem again?

>gun kata
imagine stealing from equilibrium

>beep
MURDER GOOD
WORDS BADDDD

No

GOOGLE WON

It's against GRUMPFLS ebil brexit plans so it's okay.

which anime is this? seems interesting.

>paying full-price per title for streaming with privileges that can be revoked at any time for any reason

How are there retards still excited for this slop?

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The thing is, modern london is worse than their fnatasy, lol

>falseflag attack sim
based

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Thanks Sadiq Khan.

This feels like a mkultra vid. Her stares are like stealing souls for the Google database

0/10

>Pokemon, London Antifa edition

THATS IT LMAOOOOOOOOOO

THAT WAS IT?

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Say it with me: NO GAMES

>watch dogs legion gets banned in england

its gonna happen

that's it?

>unique gameplay style
>1 basic passive

2 shit conferences in a row

What a shitty fucking show, nothing but games we've seen before on better platforms

>Watchdogs
Why won't this shit franchise die?

It's either the corrupt britbong government or the corrupt EU government.

THEY ENd IT WITH THAT???

Damn I'm going to have to buy Stadia Pro now.

GOOGLE IS FINISHED LMAO