What would you do if you were immortal?

anything and everything, assuming I'm absolute immortal and my body can't be destroyed

jerk off for like 100 years straight and then flood the streets with the biggest cum ever conceived

Attached: 1564592672970.jpg (1312x1312, 129K)

This

I'd probably update my journal

Go after the world's biggest scumbags and expose their crimes, because they can't' "suicide" me like that Jim Epson dude.

Get buff as fuck

Attached: 1504353158742.gif (560x485, 27K)

but they could bury you alive in cement

that would kinda suck
do people know i'm immortal?
because in that case immortality sucks even more than usually

Become god.

Finally a good answer
You could read every book, watch every film, play every game, listen to every album
And even when the consumable media ends, you could just create more as you have infinite time

research ways to go braindead

yes i would
i'd never have to sleep, eat or drink again

>What would you do if you were immortal?

exactly the same as now but for longer

cement roots eventually setting you free

Cut heads off from other immortals.

based

but until madness inevitably took over, probably this .

this is always my one biggest fear.
imprisonment of some sort for a eternity. I would only take immortality if it also meant other godlike powers like reality manipulation or teleportation.

Attached: 11547441_gal.png.jpg (462x252, 22K)

Do John Belushi amounts of blow for a couple of years and then join a Buddhist monastery or something

>tfw no Highlander game

Watch this a couple of times

Attached: 2017_Title_Card_for_the_daytime_serial,_The_Bold_and_the_Beautiful_beginning_on_the_23_March_2017_ep (421x236, 14K)

>finally be immortal
>first thing I can think of is just earn me some millions to invest so I can live off of interest and investments
>then spend the whole of eternity shitposting on Yea Forums, watching all the movies I could, playing all the vidya I could
>no aspiration to be world conqueror or mass rape
>just want to shitpost

One immortality won't be enough. You'll need at least two or three for that.

>become Buddhist monk
>spend 50,000 years attempting to achieve Nirvana
>finally succeed
>nobody cares

But at least you will finally know true peace, user.

Yeah, so? I got all the time in the universe to dig my way out, and by the time I get out they're dead so I still win in the end. Hell, I could keep a bomb on me just in case I get buried alive and need to blast my way out.

Not die

>spend eternity watching soap operas

This is the kind of masochism I come to Yea Forums for.

>spend 50,000 years attempting to achieve Nirvana
>finally realise that as long as you want and are trying to achieve it, you will never achieve it
>cry over the wasted time

Breed

Practice art. I want to get good at drawing at least, it'd be a priceless skill for an immortal.

>several million years later the only people left are your immortal descendants
>they're all so horribly inbred they can't function anymore
>but they can't die because immortal

Finish my backlog

Play video games.

>not dedicating the necessary time to learn how to weed out genetic abnormality and play god properly

Nigger, do you even immortal?

I am immortal. AMA

youtu.be/S-SovbiT2Pk

If it's the regenerative immortality, you could probably make a fucking mint by being a near perfect lab rat for drugs and chemical weapons, either that or start up your own startup company of long pig for the kind of weirdos that want to eat people but can't because law, like that one german dude
You could also get fucking ripped like nobody else "naturally" by pulling a fire punch

Attached: fire punch man.jpg (728x1140, 201K)

Immortal only means never dying of age youre not invincible
Id probably become paranoid about dying from freak accidents and live in an underground bunker for eternity working on my art

Quit my job and spend all day playing video games. If I can't die then I don't need to spend money on anything other than rent/electricity/internet. I can make that much money letting people hit me and betting them I'll live in bars. I'd be the best NEET of all time.

You'd be shit for testing drugs, nobody would be able to tell what lethal complications that you just regenerate out of. You'd be best served just selling your organs and blood in enormous quantities.

Please have sex with me, Orlando. Unless you're a man now, in which case, fuck off fag.

Attached: 7551851bcbf59eeb95fd97b8b0f85b06.jpg (833x1280, 158K)

Do the exact same stuff I do now aka think about playing videogames and reading books but in reality spending that time browsing Yea Forums

>Sell organs
>Original body gets atomised
>New body erupts out of the dude who got the organ

Attached: brutal.gif (498x278, 365K)

Really surprised there's no battle royale Highlander game. It'd basically be like any other one only you'd need some kind of bladed weapon to behead the other players once they're downed.

You'd have to eat so much for regenerative immortality to work in combat or with slicing out your own organs.

Play RPGmaker games.

You wouldn't be able to do anything right off the bat, unless you want to be detained and put in jail

Manipulate and enslave Dakkon, obviously.

Based immortal suicide bomber

Will I also heal all wounds? If so I would try out different ways to kill myself. For example I always wondered what it's like to be falling from a high place to your doom or to burn alive or to hang oneself. It's interesting because nobody who knows it lives to tell the tale.

I would kill myself eternally.

Attached: 1559904168032.jpg (480x360, 34K)

what do you mean by immortal? like I can never die of old age or I'm invincible?

I would participate in every war possible. At some point I would become the best and most experienced soldier there ever was. The entire world would know me and fear me. The POTUS would want to start a war in some new place they found oil and ask me for help and I would say "fuck you, I will fight on the other guys' side" and he would abandon his plans. I would end wars by simply showing up, everybody would know there is no point fighting because no matter what they do, I will fuck them up. Everyone would just go home without the needless bloodbath.

That very much depends on the specifics of this "immortality".
If it's the sort that Nameless One had, I'd be pretty mad that I got scammed and try to find a way to fix it.

Learn every language. Learn to draw and paint. Learn every fighting style. Study everything at the university. Start to collect stuff.

Make some things I enjoy, like a proper video game.

>absolute immortality
Read you dumb fucking cunt.

chris avellone is a hack

Absolutely wrong. What if throw yourself in front of a train, or get into an accident. You'd end up a brainless idiot/vegetable, you can live immortal as a retard. There's also the theory of just constantly being reduced to different forms of living life until you reach such a microscopic level, you just can't be destroyed.

Attached: jkunhy.png (1917x986, 1.18M)

>only 3 games he directed, wrote and designed are among the greatest RPGs of all time
i dont think so

What if it's COMPLETE regenaration like a flatworm? So you can get a cheese grater and start scraping out skinflakes that rapidly grow into copies of you.

Kill myself.

Slowly make money like I am now, then just buy a whole fucking neighborhood and sell that in due time for a 500% profit or so. Then just do what I want when I’m rich. Start a new family every 40 years or so. Start a vidya company. Learn a lot of new things.

People who say being immortal would get boring are retards. I could literally be a NEET for 30 years easily with little boredom and absolutely no regrets if I never aged.

Probably get bored eventually, and will myself out of existence

Seeing as I can't die anymore I might as well go and explore the world and make some experiences.

Once I'm done I can safely bid the normie life adieu and go back to shitposting on Yea Forums for eternity.

I think it's cute that you think the human brain can hold all that information. There are physical limits, the brain isn't magic, at some point you are going to forget older things. Shit I don't even remember a lot of the stuff I learned in school and I did well in school.

Then just make an army of clones and take over the world

>implying it wouldn't just result in hundreds of thousands of user clones telling each other to dilate and have sex while they jerk off

Ah, someone entered my board. Let's greet this lost person.

I am user. I am the immortal jannie of Yea Forums. You have ventured into the ancient halls of the internet. Have rules 1 and 2 been broken? Speak truthfully, for I can see your ip.

thats just one definition of immortality

>definitely wouldn't be playing video games and posting to Yea Forums
You are mortal and aging and you are doing that

TNE tier immortality? Whatever I want.

They'll know after shooting you enough

Become utterly insane

TNE tier immortality is a double-edged sword since you can never be sure to wake up as the same man who died before you but at least his regeneration helps with staying alive.

yeah, but if i'm not acting like a hero and just live my daily live forever, i could act dead after getting shot and then GTFO

if i was absolutely indestructible i would just walk all over the world and purposfully not die until i became known as THE guy for your not dying needs

Same answer still applies. People aren't dumb.

Move inside to a black hole, just for see what it's on the order side

That actually sounds better to me than regular immortality. Now whenever I die I get to read real-life lore about myself and experience everything with a fresh perspective.

>get permanently contained by the US military

>permanently
Literally just take a nap and wait for them to crumble, like any nation inevitably does. You're immortal, what does a couple hundred years matter?

Try my hand and strategic marriages so that after a few centuries all elites are descendants of me.
I would gain nothing from this but it would surely cause some fuckery that would be fun to watch unfold.

i would find a job that benefits greatly from my immortality and just be really good at it by default and live a quiet life playing viddy games in my apartment
possibly even getting a girlfriend or something

Argue a man out of existence
Stick my dick in black barbed witch vagina
Fabricate a religion
Burn my mage student so hard that he becomes a portal to the fire elemental dimension
Design my own tomb

If you are immortal you should just move to a monarchy. Kings can certainly protect you. And are probably willing to do so.

more like
>become insane due to centuries of isolation and being tested
time does not fix all problems

The UK, The Netherlands or Sweden would be ideal.

Or the Vatican.

I want a quiet life, not be worshiped by fanatics.

declare myself a god, become a beacon of worship due to easily demonstrable unnatural power

>People aren't dumb.
What did he mean by this?

Play vidya eternally.

Calm down jesus

rape

This sounds like something an immortal would say. Are you hiding something user? Or should I say Adahn?

People who run the world aren't dumb.

I'd chill for the first few thousand years, making a sick-ass bunker with tens of thousands of books.

Play vidya and shitpost a lot.

See the world go to the shitter a couple of times.

Get bored and annoyed of seeing humans fucking everything all the time

Become the Emperor of mankind.

Create mechanic adeptus dept. Of vidya to create better games.... or else.

Play vidya and shitpost while getting a blowjob from genetically engineered girls.

Only right answer.

two chicks at the same time

try to kill myself