HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY IS DIMITRI SO HOT?

Is claude gay or bisexual

What sites should I avoid?

God NG+ costumes are blessings

He’s straight

Claude is the only character who doesn't thirst for the MC

>Virgin ->Chad

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Unironically the GOAT Lord.

Completely straight

Cute.

youtu.be/WnZS3GybYPI
Let's kill some rats, professor

wait how do I get un-punished dimitri?

That was kino

>shota
What?

He's your bro, dude

Claude is the least gay lord in this game despite his design.

NG+.
I think it was someone on /feg/ who made a smut of shota!Dimitri and Cornelia.

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Nah he flirts with Byleth regardless of sex much like all of the lords, he's just subtle about.

Edelgard is calm about it and becomes a spaghetti spilling mess after the timeskip.
Dimitri is a spaghetti spilling mess even before the timeskip and doesn't really flirt after the timeskip unless you S Rank him

Do I have to finish his route for that alternate look?

Link?

You get them automatically in NG+

>and doesn't really flirt after the timeskip unless you S Rank him
You still care him with handholding though, even as a boy.

>"Where should we go professor, Embar or the Kingdom capital first"?
>"We should go to the King-
>No
>:(

Oh yeah that. Haven't finished BL yet but chapter 18 thus far and it's all been largely platonic. His character arc is fucking great though and taking back Fhirdiad was pure kino

Well Yea Forums?

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Golden Deer sounds delicious. I like Blue Lions too

Golden Deer sounds best to me.

Okay, thanks, user.
I'll be getting this game now.

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Justpaste.
it/shotamitrixcornelia
Golden Deer or Blue Lions

Golden Deer sounds good

Literally preordered when I saw his improved looks and edginess, not even homo

For me, it's Black Eagle

I get the Church from the secret menu.

The SAVIOUR KING

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I've been searching for this track forever. By far the best one in the entire game. Played at the perfect time too.

He gets a badass epithet and the best sounding personal battalion

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I look exactly like him.

>Saviour King
>King of Lion Corps
Compared to
>Flame Emperor/King of Unification
>Supreme Armoured Corps/Immortal Corps

LONDON
O
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D
O
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European

Pics or you lying

>Have """4""" separate routes you can take in the game, each telling a different story
>21/22 of the maps are completely the same in each of them.

Terrific job ISIS.

More like the King of Delusions :^)

griffith clone

Golden eagles sounds yummy

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Golden Deer bby. Where is that from anyways?

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My condolences, mental illness seems to be catching.

>Lost everything in the Duscur Tragedy
>Kingdom is destroyed and war torn
>Only wants revenge against those that wronged him
>In which he doesn't want innocents getting caught in the crossfire
>>>>>>>>>>Griffith
If anything he's more Guts but even then he doesn't say go kill yourself to children.
He has some great titles too. Like Boar, Rat, Lion, Beast, Monster etc...

He also gets called a dog. He's been compared to pretty much all common animal

I thought that was this whore?

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His Armour is cool as fuck. It'd be a hassle to cosplay as though.

They're essentially two sides of the same coin.
>Edelgard gets experimented on as her siblings died one by one
>Dimitri watched everyone close to him die in the Duscur Tragedy
>Both are manipulated and fed lies about who they perceive as their main enemy
>Stubborn as fuck and won't budge on their ideals
>Has unga strength

The only problem with Edelgard is that she doesn't wanna admit she's a hypocrite or does anything that's horrific

Hello fellow gorilla

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That pic is so false. GD don't act like that in anytime in their route. You're lucky if Hilda even gives a piss about what happens to Ignatz for example.

Imagine the two of them in the same squad

Not possible I'm afraid

Starbucks

Blue Lions have the best supporting cast

The misadventures of Unga and Bunga

>tfw BE is just a SHORT branch off the Church and not its own thing
>tfw when Church isn't all the teachers getting together and bitchslapping all three factions and getting them back in line

That's Edelgard though.

You sold me on the title.

The only one that gets bitchslapped is Edelgard and the Empire, they're the ones causing havoc

Ngl Rhea is hot when she's triggered
>WICKED GIRL

Her VA does a good job

Blue Lions for blueberry.

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Anyone else not liking how Hubert sounds in Japanese?

??

I love it so I don't know

>dubshit

He's the best protagonist since Ike. I really wish they'd get rid of this seld insert garbage unless they replicate what they did in the Mystery of the Emblem remake.

>liking Ike

I just hate it when select him and says WAGA NA WA FERDINAND VON AEGIIIR every damn time. It was funny a first couple of times but now it's just annoying.
>being an unironic Weeb

The dub is actually great, though. FE dubs have been on point recently, like with Echoes.

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I thought his eye is gone? Or is that eye patch just for show?

He’s the Leon of Fire Emblem.

You asked about Hubert though?

He only loses his eye in his route

Sorry I got confused for a second, I like Hubert in Japanese but don't like Ferdinand. I was posting on feg

his eye is missing in gd

And in Church and Golden Deer

Ah, I'm currently doing that one so I didn't know.

He doesn't lose it in Crimson Flower but does everywhere else

Part 1

White Cloud

Just reposting a dear user's hard work grabbing all these songs
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White Clouds
Chapter 11: the Throne of Knowledge

Is the 4th one Manuela or Dorothea?

Dorothea youtube.com/watch?v=BwqGRo6y65c

>Ferdinand's one
Holy hell the dude can sing
3rd is Manuela

cringe!

Yeah i meant third one, my bad. Shame she doesn't sing for you like Rhea does

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>golden deer
would be perfect if there were something else taking coconut milk's place
>black eagle
maybe if it were only lemonade or banana, not both together

blue lion it is

Did you ever play GD?
Hilda got sweet supports with all of my students.
starts out trying to use them, becomes their friend & learns things.

I did. Sadly only the supports show that. Otherwise the main dialogue scenes don't, where you speak with the team before a battle.

>ywn have tea with Jeritza

Wrong

If you go Black Eagles route then he is the unpunished version when you kill him

How come?

Why did they make the Blue Lions the designated Otome house?

Claude puts you in the Brozone

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Because they needed otomes to keep playing. Not that I'm complaining, BL has the best lord and best boys

Because they wanted to please the fujoshit just to sell more copies.

>You're lucky if Hilda even gives a piss about what happens to Ignatz for example
Hilda genuinely worries about Ignatz overworking himself and tells him to tone it down a notch in the game.

>tfw Blue Lions is my favourite house but Golden Chads has all the best girls so I have to poach some

This one is golden too.

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This the exact opposiute of how I feel, with GD being my favorite but Felix and Sylvain being top notch male characters. Shame you can't also recruit DA DEW and Dimitri

>Edelgard's army spent 5 years torturing the people of Fhirdiad to break their spirits and have them submit to the Empire
>when news came of Dimitri's survival, the people started picking up whatever they could, rioting in the streets and attacking Imperial soldiers while cheering
Retaking Fhirdiad in Blue Lions and assaulting Shambala in Golden Deer is fucking great, too bad Black Eagles doesn't have a cool scene. Rhea burning down the town would have been neat if it wasn't more characters acting retarded to make Edelgard look less evil.

>just finished
>got
>Byleth + Sothis
>Dorothea + Petra
>Bernadetta + Seteth
>Linhardt + Lysithea
Did I fuck up

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Unfulfilled makes my heart ache.
>Tfw you could've combined forces in Gronder Field and had two lords together fighting Edelgard but the devs went the unkino route of making everyone fight each other
I hate it!

Man, I really want a Dimitri+Claude bro route plus the BEs minus Edelgard and Hubert.

"A promise" too

Literal fags like op will talk about how hot dimitri is and how they wish the boar would ravish their ass while talking shit about waifufags and Edelgard. It’s comical how alike BE/BL cucks are.

>we killed Ferdie
>Professor, we killed Ferdie
>do you remember him?
>he used to be our friend
God damn does Dorothea really like Ferdinand. Too bad he's a pain to recruit due to C-rank restrictions, maybe next time.

>Dimitri+Claude bro route
fucking this
That was a missed opportunity in the BL route

playing GD, the Grondor fight makes a bit more sense given Dimitri's feral state but BL it gives Claude autism in order to make the gameplay work
>beelines towards you
>"whoah sorry teach didnt know you were still alive, say this is rather pointless since we both oppose the empire, right?"

>t. waifu/yuri fag

You know, they really should have added in more evil dragons. Edelgard's pro-human bullshit talks are a fucking joke, her Imperial soldiers are hilariously corrupt and become murderers that enjoy killing in non-BE routes, and the fact that a shit ton of death and suffering was caused by her mother and the Insurrection nobles. Meanwhile one dragon mobilizes the Church army to go fishing and the other wants to learn how to dance with boys. And even the "evil" dragon is insane because of trauma caused by humans and Edelgard waging war on her triggers her PTSD.

>Sothis

Congrats, Byleth has been reduced to an /x/ trying to have sex with their tulpa

>Rhea burning down the town would have been neat if it wasn't more characters acting retarded to make Edelgard look less evil.
I thought it was dumb too at first, but now I get it. In Edelgard's route, Rhea/Seiros returns to the same mindset that she had when fighting Nemesis 1000 years ago. Remember how she doesn't care at all about the people that are dying around her during the battle despite them begging her to save them in the intro cinematic. All she cares about is avenging her people and getting her mother back.

Hildafag here, please don't lump the rest of us waifufags in with Edelfags. They are a special kind of retarded.

Hey man, if I had an imaginary girlfriend that cute I'd want her too.

She hates him as his support with her reveals but she hates that everyone's fighting since she isn't loyal to any faction but made a number of friends in the Officer's Academy.

Pretty much, Edelgard even has the Crest of Flames and has potentially killed dragons so from Seiros' point of view, she is pretty much facing Nemesis 2.0.

>manuela pushes all my buttons
>catherine and shamir's friendship
>rhea singing to you as she strokes your hair
This fucking game, was FE always this based?

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FE was always very fetishy deep down but it’s only truly been shining as of lately

>good, you are here
>I like a man that knows what he wants
>lock the door

Claude is the best and most reasonable lord despite being...you know. Hilda a best.

Yeah, and just like I get the feeling Nemsis didn't understand the significance behind killing a bunch of dragons to make powerful weapons. Maybe he didn't even realize they were intelligent beings. Edelgard doesn't see the problem with stealling a bunch of crests stone to empower herself. Since she doesn't know what the crests stones are.

Did I miss something or is Sothis ending literally just

>"lmao I'm going to disappear and become a part of you, we won't be able to speak"
>she is unable to speak the entire rest of the game
>except right at the end for seemingly no reason???
What the fuck is this games writing

>Golden Deer
>Fucking Missiles
>Unground Techno music map
>REEEE GET OFF MY PLANET YOU DAM STINKY DRAGON
What is going on anymore

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I love how she immediately questions whether you're not into her or even understand innuendo afterwards. Byleth rarely showing emotion for the sake of narrative was kind of wonky but when it worked, it worked.

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WUB WUB MOTHERFUCKER

Lore

Traditionally though dragons tend to be the big bads of fire emblem games. Those dragons are up to something and if they haven’t done something yet doesn’t mean they won’t in the future. Fuck dragons

Imagine him picking you up and looking for things around the castle to fuck you on.

You queers are insufferable.

But there are plenty of good dragons too like Tiki and Xane and Gotoh.

Nowi the cutest and funniest dragon

>only one lord can be same sex'd
No he's shit, purely for that reason

Same. He just has thinner eyebrows and a thinner jaw.

t.Rudolf

They have to stop being real dragons to avoid going insane. Being a real dragon will lead to insanity. So like I said fuck dragons (literally) and then kill em

Rudolf did nothing wrong

Hmmmm.

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He looks so much like a Camus, even though Catherine already fills that role.

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Is there any point to dining with other house leaders?

>muahahahaha i love killing pathetic kingdom folk, i can't wait to start murdering them
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL ME THAT WOULD BE A CRIME
Were Edelgard's army generals written by the guy who wrote Fates or something? They are hilariously shallow, out of place characters that act like they serve Nohr.

no, its a waste of time if your not doing their house

Not really. I'm thinking there's a DLC drops where they get supports since they have supports as datamined

None.

I know, it isn't fair bro.

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Come on user
Where is the fucking sauce?

He didn't get blamed for his uncle's death and spend 5 years alone as a murder hobo. He doesn't need Blyeth to stay sane, he just needs to not be framed for murder and left alone for 5 years.

>ywn chill with your house after winning the last mock battle

Golden Deer, it seems much more "savory" than the others.

I couldn't think of the proper word but savory is close enough.

Blue Lions sounds the best even though it's not my favorite house

>he didn't have Dorothea secretly marry hannenman and have a million children yes they actually do canonically have a bunch of children in their ending

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Some Twitter artist, I forgot.

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Fuck you
Ow my dick

Edelgard haters are usually waifufags for Rhea though

Here have some more lewd Dima.

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I bet the OG Blaiddyd was a top-tier murderhobo.

>best protagonist since Ike
Sorry the new contrarian pick is Alm. At least try and keep up with the latest FE elitist hivemind before posting.

I would let him fuck me

>"Who would suspect me?! I'll tell you, a FOOL"
based Hanneman destroying Linhardt

I thought three houses music had a dubstep motif. Or is dubstep a sub genre of techno.

Kek

Hating niggers, women and fags makes you handsome

>Or is dubstep a sub genre of techno.
That

> shota
>gay
No, user, its is you who is gay

Shotacon is pedophilia for gays

>Dimitri murdered several Adrestian generals in bloody and gruesome methods
>Dimitri went and tortured all captured soldiers
>Dimitri enjoyed removing their eyeballs and their limbs if the soldiers didn't know anything
>Furthermore he killed Adrestian soldiers through crushing their skulls with his bare hands
>Agrees to send Crest suicide bombers down Edelgard's way
>Torches militia camps and destroys innocent cargo suppliers for the empire
>Literally kills hundreds upon thousands of Adrestians before he gets stopped by multiple lances impaling him and not before saying he'd lop off Edelgard's head and parade it in the gates of Enbarr (Empire's capital city)
Dimitrifags will defend this

Sounds just fine to me.

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Based Boar

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He was literally crazy when he does some of that. And he never willingly sends crest beasts. That happens behind his back on a route that isn't his own with the other stuff you listed.
Not excusing him, he did some terrible shit. The difference is he admits that he was wrong and did fucked up shit.

They should have left skinship in. A great way to end up tea party.

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If they wanted to please the fujos with BL Dimitri would have been a gay option and Ashe would have had A ranks with more boys. It is firmly otome.

How about just a damn coffee and not 600 calories of sugar?

Sounds pretty based desu

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Spa DLC soon(tm), brother

>waging a guerrilla war on the invaders inside your country is worse than being a warmongering dumbass with a casus belli that is literally the opposite of the truth

You guys did make sure to marry him to Marianne, right?

English bernie is my wife!

oof haha

funny

So do you just inherently like gay characters? Is that what appeals to you?

I want to rub my did on Edelgard's horns

Hah, no way fag. I'm marrying him since he belongs to sensei and only sensei.

Why would I do that? Their ending isn't as good as Blyeth's, there is no ingame interaction other than supports, he doesn't spill his fucking spaghetti everywhere which means he isn't interested. Hell, he is more into MBlyeth than her and he gets no way fagged.
She also belongs to Lorenz for the better support and ending, or to the stacy Hilda.

The boar...

Personally, I think he's gay AND European.

>Teehee Dimitri just roll over and let me take over your country
Get fucked Edeltard poster

They are INVADING HIS COUNTRY and KILLING HIS PEOPLE.
He's completely justified in everything he does.

Desu Dimitri should have burned all of Adrestia to the fucking ground and have the rivers run red with blood.

what if she slaps it?

Lorenz is better with a commoner like Mercedes, Dorothea, or Leonie. Hilda is for me.

Lorenz is good with all the ladies. The chad noble should have whatever he wants.

Good lad.

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He did all of this
GET THIS
because Edelchan started a war!
COPE

here is my cope of the day
a video game character who enjoys killing people isn't neccesarily a bad person
see: raiden

every time i see this guy it brings me back to a dark place
my clamp years

it is ok because he was literally fighting bad guys

people who invade your house are bad guys (to you)
i do not think dimitri was in the wrong

went into this game totally blind and picked his faction because he seemed to be the most interesting at first glance, surprise surprise he was.

Claude belongs with Petra, change my mind

Dimitri might be cool and all, but can he DAB?

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user his initials are literally DAB.

Surprisingly, this is correct. Lorenz had top support events with practically everyone.
>when he starts feeding Lysithea all sorts of health snacks so that she won't die
Top husbando.

pretty based

those who slither in the BASS DROP
youtube.com/watch?v=SC2WHZ8r2VY

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>just beat the blue lions route
>got the ending where even after everything dimitri still tries to help edelgard and she throws the fucking dagger that he gave her when they were kids and he fucking kills her.

The best part is when you help him walk away because he really didnt want things to end the way they did with edelgard.

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Honestly the Blue Lions story blew me away. Dimitri made me feel a great many feels, the pathos of him running through Edelgard reluctantly despite both Dimitri and myself wanting nothing more for the entire game up to that point was excellent.

>tfw edelgard only got as far as she did because shota dimitri believed in her
I have a lot of gripes with this game, but that was a really good story point.

Agreed. I'm hesitating playing any of the other routes because of how good the blue lions route was for me.

At least do the lore stuff, it's fun, not too emotionally fulfilling, but fun.

Dimitri
Alexandre
Blaiddyd

You'd think Edelgard would at least listen to the man that she once adored as a boy but I guess uncle's funtime fucked with her head.

Bitch are you agreeing with me?

i thought you were talking about raiden but either way yea i guess i am agreeing

FE4 only has one dragon baddie, the rest are the Crusaders that bailed out the continent from a dark dragon.

What is Genealogy? Which is basically this game except hard shit happens there vs this 5 year skip shit.

>Blue Lions fag
>NG+, decide to do Edelturd's route
>Chapter 17, have to kill Dimitri
>His death quote followed a prompt shortly afterwards saying You can't shake the vision of an ally falling in battle
I have failed you my King.

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are there different endings for the routes? I thought that was the only BL ending.

She already spoke to you after the Fusion before you awake after the time skip

I saw the S support for Sothis earlier on YT and thought that was incredibly cringe. I feel sorry for the people that like her.

duh

no

Yeah. I really liked Sothis and didn't like how she disappears for the second half of the game, so I picked her S Rank to see her again and it was pretty shit. Just LOL I LOVE YOU for no reason.

FROM THE GATES
OF
ENBARR

fuckin Caim man

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OMG WHY DO YOU FIGHT BACK? WHY DO YOU RECONQUER?

It's like invading people's countries turns them into radicals. Like muslims thanks to America's bullshit.

/feg/ likes to meme the shota version you see in a flashback with Cornelia who's probably got the biggest tits and ass in a Fire Emblem game to date.

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what?

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Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

>who's probably got the biggest tits and ass in a Fire Emblem game to date.
and you can't S Rank this slut. WHY? I almost want the DLC to be a Slitherin chapter just to use and bang her.

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Is this game worth $50?
I played Awakening and thought it was decent but never finished it.
Also I've played Fire Emblem 7 and 8 but never got far, I tend to not finish these games.

>house is Blue Lions
>nicknamed Boar
>draw him as a Fox
what?

>only Claude is his house animal
why?

four routes
four endings

Because, like Monica with Kronya, her real version was kidnapped, raped and murdered by the slitherers and replaced with a doppelganger years ago.

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The Wub map is unironically the best part of the game and the music actually contributes. It feels so out of place but it really helps giving the mood of "you're attacking a high tech underground society"

Does she have a Slither form like Kronya?

Yeah, but her raping Dimitri would still be hot.

>the BLs never consider this possibility after seeing their own farting preacher transform

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Aye

Naga, Mila, Tiki? Plenty of good dragons. It seems female dragons are mostly good except for that bitch in FE6

edelgard bad
dimitri good

She's Edelgard's puppet, who gives a shit at that point.

No. Buy it on sale.

Mechanically is unbalanced and broken, making it way easier than it needs to be. But then again, this might actually make you finish it.
But then there's the generic animu school setting including generic animu school characters doing generic animu school shit like going shopping, which make for the worst supports in the franchise.
Or shit like
>oh wow you're a noble and I'm not haha we're so different!
Not to mention retarded shit like the image in the OP is spoiling.
Maybe thats your thing I dunno, but as a guy who played all FE games, this one isn't above mid-tier and would rank on #7 on my list.

In this case, yes, defending your borders is always good and the invaders are bad.

I mean even with Arundel they're like "huh weird he started acting like a completely different person just like her strange oh well"

>>Torches militia camps and destroys innocent cargo suppliers for the empire
When does this happen

No one likes the church in the setting, NO ONE.

I am having way more fun with this game than I thought I would. Glad I got it

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Yes

Edelgard tried to kill Dimitri twice before he even did anything in response to her. Then she started a war and tried to kill him a third time, isolating him from his own country and turning him into an angry hobo. You're damn right Edelgard bad.

What the fuck was Patricia thinking with her Duscur stunt? She completely vanished after it so what the fuck was the goal?

>defending your borders is always good and the invaders are bad
no

looks like every other anime character

No. We never see her true form.

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why

GUYS I'VE BEEN STARING AT THE SCREEN WHERE YOU PICK YOUR HOUSE FOR TWO HOURS NOW.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS IS THE HARDEST THING I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE.

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Explain how defending your borders from invaders when you've done nothing isn't a good thing.

Twice?

Join blue lions, you won't regret it.

just flip a three sided coin bro

im guessing the bandits at the beginning of the game + the holy tomb raid

Little Miss Flame Emperor hired the goons in the first mission to kill Claude and Dimitri, remember? The second time being in the crest tomb where the guy snaps.

Duscur. The bandits at the start of the game.

Who should I pair him with in my BL run?
Mercedes
Marianne
Catherine
Flayn

Wasn't Duscur started because of her mom and the wubbers?

mine ended with marianne and the supports + ending were pretty cute

Yep

(You), if not available, Marianne is cute as shit with him.

I don't really consider the tomb raid to be an attempt to kill Dimitri, at leas that wasn't what her intent was.

Flip a coin.
Heads you become a Golden Chad, tails a Based Lion.

is this actually a 60 dollar game? I'm so fucking reluctant to spend 60 dollars on games that look so bad graphically.

I like Claude but I'm not too sure about the rest of the GD crew, they seem bland. Black Eagles all seem cool but I feel like I'm gonna be annoyed by Edelgard

It's got like 200 hours of content.

I mean there were other units on that map just trying to fucking kill you aside from the bandits taking the crests, I'd see it as getting two birds stoned at once.

Just choose something and embrace the things you start to like about your house instead of thinking what you missed out.

I’m starting to love my house’s way more the more I play. The role playing potential is really nice in this game

I guess but there is the whole 'well if you don't interfere then nobody will fuck with you' bit.

love these...too bad they didn't use one of the female eagles for Edelgard

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There is no other way to survive

Did they really have to have Edelgard be such a sore fucking loser and attempt to kill Dimitri with the knife at the end? Wouldn't have it been better if she committed Sudoku or something?

who the fuck do i make a dancer in BL

I dunno why, but it's $50 at my local Walmart. Pretty weird for a new game

The GD crew are good, but Claude is the real star. They have the best girl, Marianne, though.

BE has a great overall crew. Edelgard isn't that annoying, just that she's not a "good" character. Hubert is fucking based as fuck though.

Annetto

punished dimitri

play blue lions first, then black eagles and then golden deer, i picked golden deer in my first playthru, loved it (Claude is tons of fun) but to be completely fair, BL has the best perspective of the war and drama of the story

Obviously.

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HAHAHA

The more important decision is
Dub or Sub

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Yes, it's probably the best FE ever made, which is surprising considering its following Fates, the worst FE ever made.

Dimitri fag.

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Needs the eyepatch and unkempt hair to be perfect

Someone had a video of his time skip version doing it.

>by any means

Okay fine but what the fuck was she expecting throwing a dinky little knife at someone as armored as Dimitri?

The dub is why I'm so drawn towards Claude in the first place

She forced him to kill her, because she knows she won't stop.

Dmitri is unironically the gay one. I A ranked both him and Dedue with every female in my house but they still chose each other

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At that point why not just kill yourself?

Yes, play Edgeguard's route to see why. She's fucked in the head due to crest shenanigans and watching her 8 siblings go crazy and die in the basement with her.

Ingrid

Felix for that sick 20 sword avoidance

Bro, it went pretty damn deep. She probably would have succeeded if she hit his heart. Then again, that area may have been more heavily armored then the spot she hit.

>Loyalty=homosexuality
i fucking hate zoomers...i really do

BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES

>ever doing THE shit route
You deserve every second of your sadness. I'm doing GD for the lore now.
In no playthrough I poached students from other houses, so MAYBE I'll do church and have everyone dab on Edeltard, as well.

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Leonie you fucking dumbass

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Nah

>absolutely drops her spaghetti when Byleth proposes to her

>friendship
you know those two are a couple right

Anyone else wish we actually got to see what they actually do in the Crest basement?

Dedue.

Well maybe she should have actually gone against the ones who molested her instead of going full *tips fedora*

>this retard again
NOBODY CARES ABOUT HER BUT YOU NIGGER!

>raped
oh god this retard again

Ngl it's funny to see Edelgard and Hubert trying to act at school and be surprised by their own plan when you start BE after another house

>tfw I just want El to realize that Dimitri is not her enemy and that they can reconcile
>tfw I know that won't happen because she's too stubborn and proud
>tfw I just want them to be friends again
Couldn't IS just give us that?

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Take your gay shit back to fates

Stop acting like one then

Cause then it wouldn't stick with you as much, chokuma.

these two kids have bright futures ahead of them!

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>never had homo thoughts before but suddenly can't stop thinking about Dimitri
God fucking DAMNIT I shouldn't have bought this game

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She's too deep in the abyss

No more than my slave.

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Good end

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Sorry, but they already spent their happy fun times on Fates, the game that started with two nations locked in a bitter war. They needed some irreconcilable differences and purestrain suffering to balance the books.

>tfw no more adventutes with Dim and the crew
>If they expand on Fodlan it will only be Edel side since 50% of the people picked her for first house
Our only hope is Warriors 2 or FEH I guess

Thought Provocative Endings>Happy Endings. It's the reason people still discuss about FE4, 8, and 10 to this day.

Gay people can’t understand normal human emotions. They are sex perverts.

Felix for the sword avoid + 20 is a good choice.
Ingrid is a decent choice for same reason.
Annette is also good as a dancer for her magic and dancing skill.

I picked Flayn and regret it. Flayn is a pretty shit unit, just use her as adjutant healer.

The majority of Dimitri's endings have him die of illness.

>Flayn is a pretty shit unit,
That's exactly why I picked her. Now my actual good units can attack twice per turn.

tbf Rescue makes her worthwhile as a unit

this is manlove, not trannyangst

That's all that is good about her, crucial in the save Manuela Paralogue.

>(1)

He dies regardless of the pair bro. Dedue's solo ending will always mention that Dimitri got sick and kicked the bucket. So Dimitri getting sick and dying is default.

All of those have Happy Endings, what are you smoking?

He doesn't die with Blyeth in their ending. Just pointing that out. Obviously at some point he will die, it just isn't written there.

>type Edelgard in Japanese
>top recommended tag is "gorilla"
>type Dimitri in Japanese
>top recommended tag is "gorilla"
>type Hilda in Japanese
>top recommended tag is "gorilla
Japan sure loves gorillas too much.

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>keep getting normally good stat growths on monster units like Claude, lazy ungagirl or Blyagh
>but only 2+ when they defeat the map boss
ree

>(1)

I hope the dlc route has a way to end it with El and Dimitri hatefucking each other.

Fuck why do they have to be so cute?

It is written in Dedue's solo ending though. Just saying.

I'd rather a prequel where you play as Sothis, or Seiros.

>"the star devouring Silver Wolf"
close, It's going to be Nemesis

What would a story about the murder hobo even be? Him going 'me crush mole now'?

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How hard is Hard/Classic?
For reference I played Awakening on Hard/Classic which was brutal for the first few chapters for me, but then became easy 25% of the way through the game

Wanna know the funnier part? If you type "gorilla" alone you will get Dimitri as suggested.

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So marry Dedue off?

>How hard is Hard/Classic?
Thanks to the lines that tell you what enemies are very likely to do (it's not 100%), it's fucking easy. If those lines were not in the game, I think Hard would offer a challenge.

Nips basically nicknamed him as "Dimigori" desu.

>start war
>get killed by people you invade
>wow wtf
It's revealed in Flayn's support that Dimitri suffers from constant headaches from the Duscur massacre, and in the BL route he constantly has visions of ghosts from his past haunting him. Despite this he was always the one who tried his hardest to get the three nations to get along, and always tried everything to get Edelgard to be friends. The fact that he didn't become a bitter edgelord as a teenager is remarkable enough, I can't blame the for going nuclear when his reward for all his torment and moral strength was for the girl he loved to burn his country, kill his friends, and force his people into a life of tyranny and oppression.

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>after many years

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>fox
wolf actually

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He IS one of the mole ppl retard

It is so fucking stupid and I love it so much. The spin gets me everytime.

>flirts with the MC regardless of gender
>is also the only lord that takes the MC for a dance
>not a fag
holy kek Yea Forums

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Wasn't he just some guy the mole people pulled aside and went 'hey, see that dragon over there? Go kill her and take her bones.'

please just fuck off back to whatever tranny shithole you crawled out of

Have sex

Nah, he was part of them. But then he got his ass kicked but couldn't be killed proper so he got sealed and shit. I think.

What are the nips favorite characters outside Rhea and Edelgard?

Ngl the backstabbing scene in BL after Gronder was a bit strange

Cute girl!

why did they only make one guy gay?

I'm sure FatalPulse will help us out.

Eh?

What the fuck is up with Bernadetta's Jap voice?

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Did you hear Sothis'?

Because the yurishitters won.
>No qt Ashe or Caspar bf
it hurts

The lolibaba voice fits

>Lindhardt gets to be gay with Caspar
>but we can't
this is some bullshit

Linhardt’s straight romances are better anyway. Like Flayn where he breeds the fuck out of her

I can't believe Ashe didn't at least get a paired end with Felix.

>GD route
>nukes are incoming
>dubstep activates
Alright, I already knew this would happen, but actually seeing and hearing it in the game was too fucking funny.

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Ashe and Felix aren’t homos

Caspar is the Ike to Linhardt's Soren bro

IT'S NOT FAIR

I thought his straight romances were meh. He acts autistic towards the girl in C and B, then in A he suddenly says he loves them and somehow they love him back, despite him only ever being autistic towards them.

This outfit is vaguely reminding me of Gwyn.

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>No Ashe
It fucking hurts, man.

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Where's Claude?

>game even jokes about it by having Sylvain going 'hey Ashe you're pretty cute, I'd fuck you' and having Ashe going 'That's fucking gay you faggot'

In the Bats section

Not a Gorilla

The best

Damn, really? It just gets worse and worse.

Because he has nice hair.

IM BALDING GUYS. What do I do? Take the baldpill or start popping hairpills? I want my dick to work but I want my hair too :(

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Heh

What did Hilda mean by this?

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His support with Marianne is top tier

Quit porn, if you're about to relapse beat it off to your imagination or some smutty book.

Start working out and from there it'll all be painful as fuck and it will feel like the worst thing you've experienced but it's all worth it in the end.

The camera when wandering around the monastery is way too zoomed in to Byleth's back. How do I zoom out?

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so i should shave it?

>Hilda and Felix has no supports
What a wonderfully missed opportunity

Yes. Same way the 2 older guy you can S rank are also straight and fucking hook you up with a wife. GAYS NOT WELCOME' BASED NINTENDO

>I can't blame the for going nuclear when his reward for all his torment and moral strength was for the girl he loved to burn his country, kill his friends, and force his people into a life of tyranny and oppression
I wonder how different things could've been if Edelgard didn't forget that Dimitri was the first guy she fell in love with.

Also autistic.

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Start worrying about hair after you've done the things above. Being baldpilled isn't all that bad to be honest, you just gotta have the right body for it.

He's clueless and spills so much spaghetti pre timeskip that it's honestly cute

What is the best Flayn support and why is it Ignatz

Furthermore IGNATZ YOU FUCKING RETARD SHE BASICALLY IS SPOILLING IT FOR YOU YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A RETARD WTF ARE YOU DOING

-

I’m not the shotafag in /feg/

Honestly, most of the Flayn ones I thought were pretty bad precisely because she never divulges her secret to anyone.

i was thinking about rogaine but idk if it'll work, thought about propecia too but my doctor says he doesn't recommend it and it seems like russian roulette with your dick. Id like to know how morrissey kept his hair all these years, the guy was balding since the 80s.

The minus button

She is fucking divulging it to Ignatz if he would fucking get a clue, fucking hell.

Which House has the best story?
I really want to pick Golden deers. First playthrough here

Blue Lions is most dramatic, Golden Deer is more relaxed but has good lore.

I use both and no dick problems.

Blue Lions or Black Eagles are the two routes in which are the best starting points. Golden Deer is pretty supplementary

To be fair, if you want to make a happily married man leave his wife and daughter to be with you, you deserve to have the rug pulled from under your feet

I agree that faggot are trash, thus my exhultation at them getting btfo.

seriously? what age did you start, how bad was the balding

Go shave
it's not bad at all

>Recently got 3H
>Little sister (16) likes to watch me play vidya sometimes.
>She's been watching me play 3H.
>She has the biggest fucking crush on Dimitri now.
>Doesn't stop talking about how cute he is.
>Bugs me so she can start her own file and marry Dimitri
I have created a monster

YOU FOOL

SHE PROBABLY GONNA TURN LIKE ONE OF THOSE PERTURBED WOMAN

F. The fujobait emblem took another victim.

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT
I WILL NEVER HAVE TEA WITH THE DEATH KNIGHT
FUUUUUUUUUCK

~26, pretty bad. I wish I would have done it sooner, got 90% of it back.

>fujobait
Otome =/= Fujo

Has she seen his NUCLEAR self yet?

Ahah same except for my older sis. She's one of the normalfag people you can expect watching mainstream tv like GoT and movies like that and she took one fucking second on my NG+ playthough of BL with Dimitri's NG+ hairstyle during Tea Time and stares at me directly in the eyes and says "You can't marry him now, he's mine."

>look at all those innocent murderers Dimitri killed, all they wanted to do was invade Dimitri's home and kill Dimitri's countrymen

My best friend (male) got particularly concerned with Dedue after watching me play the early game and got pretty bummed out when he "died" in the timeskip
He kept asking me if he was back and was pretty happy when I told him yes

Eyep. She's got even more of a lady boner for him.

>Yea Forums constantly talking about how much better BL and GD are and how they hate Edelgard
We should have seen the signs

>had a pleasant dream that I was having tea time with Dimitri
>but then Edelgard randomly shows up and starts making out with him right in front of me
>He returns the gift I gave him and says "Sorry professor, I seem to have forgotten I was to keep El company for the night. The tea was lovely though."
>Edelgard smirks at me and sends a "I'm watching you bitch" sign at me
And then I woke up. What the fuck was that all about?

It means you're a cuck

I love big anime tiddies faggot but nobody cares about your dead waifu

>check how the female dancers look on youtube
>get boner
>choosing a girl is now even harder
They all look really good. Maybe I should give it someone small like Annette or Lys but time skip Petra is God tier and Dorothea has a unique costume. HELP ME HERE DAMMIT

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Your new fetish - cuckqueaning

>tfw can't choose professors to be Dancers
Rip dancer Shamir

You a cuckquean

>not dancer Catherine

choose a weak character to be the dancer, so characters with potential can be the best they can be

Who do I pair Ingrid with?

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My dick

Glenn

Deer has the best lore, Lions has the best character-driven story. Eagles is trash.

Unironically, Sylvain. Got to get that childhood friend romance where he realizes best girl was by his side the whole time.

Ashe or Sylvain or Lorenz

>Yo Ingrid, did I ever tell you how your husband-to-be died like a bitch in a very unsightly way
Is Dimitri autistic

This

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Imagine being one of the dudes who were behind the Duscur tragedy, you see this young girl charging at you with a lance. You think it's cute but the last thing you see till kingdom come her throwing his lance at the ground and throwing it so hard the ground explodes and kills you instantly

There's literally code in the game for supports between the lords so that'll probably be what the golden route dlc is.

this is the same guy who gave a dagger to a girl he liked as a kid
there's a good chance

>"Hey I'm not hitting on you or anything but you're really pretty."
>Naruto runs into the distance.

Yea Forums I CRACKED THE CODE ON WHO HER REAL FATHER IS

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Dimitri.

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Alpha as fuck

Ashe and Ingrid, their chivalry autism is cute.

Alright he's definitely autistic
How the fuck did Marianne crack through such autism

By having crippling depression

Well he also has crippling depression so I guess it fits

>Ike
>Wooden log
>Good protagonist

That fur texture jesus fucking christ

Oh make no mistake, the game does look bad
but at least the rest compensates for it

Byleth was the one that crack the autism, Marianne was the one that kept him from going back

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Felix has some really homo endings user.

Only with Sylvain