>Iudex Grundyr Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you. >Abyss Watchers Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you. >Pontiff Sulyvahn Big humanoid in armor swinging TWO swords at you. >Yhorm the Giant Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you. >Dragonslayer Armour Big ___________ armor swinging a sword at you. >Champion Gundyr Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you. >Lothric, Younger Prince Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you. >Nameless King Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you. >Soul of Cinder Big humanoid in armor swinging a sword at you AND sometimes uses the magic attack from the Crystal Mage.
I know this is kind of going against the accepted circlejerk here but let me just say that Dark Souls III is fucking awesome. I love Dark Souls!!!!!!!!! I love fighting the same bosses over and over again with slight variation. It is invigorating! I love tapping B B B R1 R1 B B B R1 R1 whenever a boss or enemy does his awesome 2-3 hit sword swing. I love using the same tactics over and over because there is no other viable way to play. "Prepare to die over and over!!!!" There's a bit of an in-joke for you classic fans. Just kidding folks, this game is outstanding. I love it. I loved the final boss who was just a guy with a sword. Certainly made all the frustration and effort made getting up to that point worth it. I especially loved how I had no idea what was going on because the lore is haphazardly thrown together in the form of item descriptions(?).
>DUDE. THE NAMELESS KING HESITATES BEFORE HE KILLS HIS MIGHTY DRAGON STEED. THAT IS EPIC FUCKING VISUAL STORY-TELLING. ARE YOU LE SERIOUS?!?!?! *wipes tear from my eye due to this amazing piece of kino gameplay*
Nameless King is a shit fight with neat visuals. Also pretty much every DS3 DLC boss was shit too, except Demon Prince.
Mason White
>HELLoooooo
Michael Flores
Yes, 3 is a mediocre action game. We know. Congrats on upsetting the same 3 people and getting your (you)s
Aiden Scott
Yea bosses were fucking lame in 3. Not to mention that most of them were just reimagining of DS1/2 bosses.
Like the Rotten Tree having almost the exact same moveset as Gaping Dragon >stomp >liquid >grab >Fall/jump >swipe >charge/roll >both slow as fuck >both in a huge area Its just boring. Same with level and world design. Plus the game has bonfires rain from the skies. But at least the combat was fluid and the multiplayer is nice. But overall it was disappointing.
Charles Carter
Did you not read the post? I love Dark Souls III.
Alexander Stewart
There's a threshold for shit-eating sarcasm past which anything you write is just painful to read
Christopher Gutierrez
I never even activated the multiplayer. Too gay for my tastes.
Bentley Nelson
>Mario game where you press buttons and do stuff >dark souls game where you press buttons and do stuff >fire emblem game where you press buttons and do stuff >cooking mama game where you press buttons and do stuff >ace combat 6 game where you press buttons and do stuff
GAMES ARE FUCKING SHIT, ALL THE SAME PREDICTABLE TRASH
Nicholas Gutierrez
It's not sarcasm you fucking trog. I love Dark Souls.
Benjamin Perry
Well its what "saves" DS3 for many people. Its really fun and not just revolving around who can exploit the frames the most like DS1. Plus all the normies and casuals are there because its the newest Souls. Dont get me wrong, 1 is still my favorite overall, but MP in 3 is just good and actually fun.
Oliver Sanders
Dark Souls is Cooking Mama for people who think they're epic. Git good.
Charles Robinson
>Plus the game has bonfires rain from the skies. What were they thinking?
>straight corridor >bonfire >straight corridor >bonfire >straight corridor >bonfire >repeat throughout the game. and the DLC were absolutely terrible. nowhere close to Artorias or the crowns. especially the one that tried to be the painting world again and failed spectacularly at that.
Chase Edwards
There's a bonfire in the area you kill the Dragonslayer Armour and another one no more than 30 feet away in a straight line with no enemies between you.
Austin Wood
DS3 is such a fucking joke
Brody Moore
Friede was the only good boss in the whole game desu and she was DLC
Chase Jackson
A BAT CREDIT CARD?!
Jackson White
Why? Is there actually any reason?
William Gutierrez
BIG LIPPED PRIMORDIAL SERPENT
Luke Rivera
Because 99% of bosses in the entire franchise 'drop' a bonfire in their boss room. Then there's a bonfire right outside the Archives, which is locked until a certain point in game progression.
You can sequence break by killing the Dancer early on, and go all the way up to the the Dragonslayer Armor before ever setting foot in most of the game's areas; but the Archives will be sealed. The bonfire is at the entrance of the Archives; which happens to be a short walk from the Dragonslayer Armor's boss area/bridge.
