Make a game about playing as cute girls

>Cutscenes read left to right
>School looks American
>Cheerleaders
>Girls are semen slurpers instead of pure

Either a soft reboot or Wayforward are doing a terrible job trying to convince me that Kunio is japanese

Shut up and eat your hamburger, Apollo.

>make waifus
>Give them canon boyfriend's

It's literally cucking yourself

are those not the powerpuff girls?
that's pretty legit

Aren't the boyfriends the protagonists of the previous games or something?

The background of the op image screams tokyo

>no online co-op

why do devs keep doing this

Most of us have friends

>us

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>gusha
>(thump)
What?

yeah

comebrain

>are doing a terrible job trying to convince me that Kunio is japanese
Or- hear me out- You're just a retard who thinks that literally degenerate japanese high schoolers are going to be "pure".

based

>every single boss just wants to fuck Kunio and Riki

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HURR NETCODE IS HART DURR.
I remember they added online coop to Double Dragon Neon late after release and it was trash.

Why can't they show a female with a black eye?

Is the blond at the bottom not female? She does wear a skirt and have a black eye.

Blonde girl on the bottom has it.

With this shitty artstyle I assumed it was a boy

it's not a reboot, it's not canon, it's a fan-game.
not a single person that worked on the previous titles are involved in any capacity, so it's just a worthless cashgrab

nobody going to answer this man

Please dont bully Mami her relationship got retconned out of existence.

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I wonder if any of the retards complaining realize the two girls existed and were the canon gfs of the protags from the NES days. They were even playable back then.

Western-made so no

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME RATED JESUS CHRIST

>forgetting Misuzu

The only true upgrade.

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we don’t play video games around these parts

E-even Abobo?

she actually got hotter but had such a low starting point I'd only do it with the lights off and the curtains closed

>make a game about playing as cute girls
>put playable guys in it too
>they're extremely fucking based

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Especially Abobo

Nu-Misuzu could strangle my dick and I'd be good with it

It's like a river city ransom game and not a Kunio Kun

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It's an improvemet but it's not like the original set the bar very high.

You dont get a choice about how it's done.

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How to tell when someone doesn't know shit about the actual Kunio games and only cared when waifubait was added.

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skirts that short but no panty shots. It's a damn travesty

I've never even heard of these dumb boomer games until people started talking about these cute new waifus, bite me

>Boomer
You're not impressing anyone.

>not self-inserting as the girls

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It's not Castle Crashers 2 who gives a fuck

>implying we actually play video games instead of talking extreme shit about a bunch of series we've never even heard of and spamming buzzwords when called out for it
Loving Every Laugh

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no, the makers are SJW pedo soibois.

where were you when skullgirls was around?

Go away yurifag.

>no, the makers are SJW pedo soibois.
In that case, will we get cute playable loli characters as unlockable post-game bonuses?

God, i want to fuck Mami.

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It's not Little Fighters 3 who gives a fuck

Im pretty sure the original wasnt trying to set any bar. Mizusu was basically a man claiming to be a woman, that was the joke.

Here in RCG, Misuzu is a giant brick who wants to do some SNU SNU with the closest man.

Nobody cared about Kunio and Riki having girlfriends. Why the double standard?

Based and red pilled

Yep, she was a gag character that served as a test for the player, hence how docile she becomes when you pass. She was never really boy crazy or she's come onto Kunio/Riki if that were the case.

>implying op doesn't want to play cute boys

>wayforward
>sjw
Wut

youtu.be/3zohNCizbS8?t=379

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That looks pretty cool, actually.
>no online-coop
Why do those games continue to do this? Mother Russia Bleeds, too.

Because
>wayforward

Camel toe on the right

Because making that shit from scratch isn't easy. Many devs are just using engines that come with online infrastructure.
Parsec works well for most simple games like this.

Parsec is trash WayForward shill nigger

She used to be a good girl.

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She still is

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What is she eating?

Goddamn those thighs.

Parsec is good, get fucked.

>bare chested Rikki
better be playable exactly like that

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>not self inserting as the boyfriend and imagining being saved by your cute short haired tomboy gf

you honestly sound pretty gay.

I would fund one with good panty shots desu

Because there are people who won't play the game if there aren't playable guys, this is kinda proven shit.

Imagine a dudebro who is "too cool" to play as a girl, but people are totally okay with that on the whole versus the weird looks they give people who only play as girls.

I prefer to play as guys myself if the mechanics are the same and I'm given the choice.

what about his ingame sprite?

New version looks stupid, like an anime boy in an adult male bodybuilder's body but with tits. At least before it looked like a proper dyke.

Don't think we've seen anyone's in-game sprites except for the girls and generic baddies.

>long skirt delinquent
>red hair
FUCK YES.

Old Misuzu reminds me of Rindaman

i like her new design way more
i want her to femdom me so bad.

Reminds me I have to finish reading Tomo-chan.

Have sex

Nigger nigger on the wall catch a memer by the dick!

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Urameshi!?

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She looked like an old tall witch that looks like she would eat you.

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Yes, that is a common trope/theme/etc. in Japanese society/media.

Those two "girls" on the bottom right look like obvious fucking traps.

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River City Girls is the Dragon Ball origins of video games.

yup, literally blossom and buttercup, i dont know how nobody sees it

Except when everyone saw it and brings it up every thread.

It's not a River City Ransom game either, since that starred Alex & Ryan, not Kunio & Riki.

Those are Riki and Kunios original girlfriends before they got retconned and replaced by the current ones. They even know that they were their girlfriends and it's brought up in the game. That's why they look so hostile.

Fuck off Tradewest.