Look what Blizzard banned me for haha

Look what Blizzard banned me for haha

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Based and red shirt-pilled

>banned until next february
wew someone is salty

>Yea Forums finds out that other places aren't Yea Forums

based jeff
fuck these entitled gamers

wow, good job

pottery

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>WAAAAAHHHH GAME IS NO FUN BECAUSE I CAN'T THROW AND AUTOLOCK WIDOW WITH 3 DPS ALREADY!!!!!

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I mean, Blizzard are total faggots but that image doesn't really prove shit. It just says your post was removed, and the ban message is a general one. It does not prove that this post caused any bans.

It's possible they banned for critisizing ruining Overwatch with their dumb role queue in other threads. But only this post was flagged.

>blizzard bans people for spoiling capeshit
>doesn't believe blizzard would ban someone for making fun of them

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I mean sure, they can be pretty butthurt at times, but that post seems way too tame to get a 6 month ban.

They missed an oppurtunity by not having the ban expire 2 months later

>6 month ban
Lmao OP I cannot believe they let themselves get assblasted by some random fucker on the internet. Like how do you become a mod and take every post you see as a personal attack and live with yourself? The pay must be really good. Don't tell me they do it for free too.

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Anyone using the official blizz forums deserve a gassing followed by incineration

Why do you bother posting on the overwatch forum? It’s infested with cry babies and fags.

Good.

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Not only they do it for free, blizzard decided most of them weren't worth the money and laid them off a while ago

are you seriously advocating FOR less player agency?

you clever sneaky bastard

>they do it for free
>most of them weren't worth the money

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I agree with you but it will be more fun after couple of seasons. The reason for that is now even if you lose 5 placement matches you still will be placed somewhere around your total mmr which leads to ranked full of people who don't belong to their ranks because they only know how to play one role. However it does place you a little worse if you lose 5 matches so if you lose another 5 system will probably find out your actual mmr although it would take like a year.

Have you read what he wrote? It couldn't be more harmless. The only reason he was banned, was that he dared criticize a dumb decision.

Blizzard hire social justice warrior moderators, stop supporting their company if you don't like it

>banning someone means ur le mad
Why do autistic retards think this?
It's just a few keypresses.
It's the mod equivalent of calling someone a retard and takes about as much effort as solving a noscript captcha.

Only in the US. What they do is fire people after a year, and then rehire for the same positions, so people get intro level wages. And never climb up into a better paying position.

Tho this is illegal in europe so they only could pull that shit in the US. And the best part. The US cucks got mad people in europe got to keep their jobs instead of being mad at their masters fucking them in the ass.

Because those few keypresses take effort. I was in moderating positions, and since i give 0 fucks about what people say i was only culling actually off topic shit that made it a chore to read threads. Actually going out of my way to ban someone would only happen if he managed to somehow piss me off, or what was more likely was a spam bot.

Except as a mod you have the power to take away that person's ability to forum post. If I call you retarded (which your post implied you are) that doesn't prevent you from replying back to me that I'm retarded. It's the duration of the ban and what OP got banned for that makes it seem like the mod got absolutely butthurt about it.

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For a game that is supposedly so dead and irrelevant, Yea Forums sure does spend a lot of time discussing Overwatch and Blizzard. Why cant you guys just let it "die" and not worry about it? Or are these threads the work of autistic anons from other game fanbases?

>It's the duration of the ban and what OP got banned for that makes it seem like the mod got absolutely butthurt about it.
Holy shit you really are fucking retarded. Do you believe in white genocide as well?
The mod doesn't need to jump through hoops to get any retard banned for longer, it's just as simple as
>not this shitty joke again, I'm gonna chalk it up as harassment if anybody asks
>6 months ban, apply, there

With recent changes to competitive it'll definitely die in a year.

Yea Forums only really still discusses overwatch for sfm porn and lewd art. The game is legit a snoozefest that i dropped after 3 weeks of release. The art is top notch tho.

>playing a blizzard game in the current year

Lol kill yourself

Can you at least still post from your phone?

Hold on, why is role queue a problem? When I played Overwatch, the biggest problem was idiots playing DPS that couldn't aim and bad comps consisting of shit like 5 instalock DPS

These idiots won't suddenly play better, but now you can't switch and carry the match. Also, queue times for DPS is now 10+ minutes.

>why is an inability to change strategies and adapt a problem?
It solves nothing and adds an annoyance.

source? Im pretty sure there was a "opportunity" moment for the people working in europe to cash out. With as result that you no longer had 24/7 customer support.

Source is a plethora of twitters, and short videos on youtube. It was mostly industry chatter that i cant really pull up on demand. The one i remember was the french blizz headquarters getting a lot of flak from the union and some legal stuff surrounding it. But there really is no opportunity to cash out in eu. Since they cant really bin you for no reason in the first place. But yea, sorry for no solid source.

ah, no source then.

That's because you've brought the negative energy to the dojo

yikes bro you were clearly in the wrong here. You are not allowed to critisize them you entitled man baby. Blizzard is free to steal your money if they wish to thats how capitalism works
I suggest you send them a hand written 600 word appology and buy a year of wow sub time

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>queue Tank
>pick a tank
>get reported because I didn't pick the correct tank

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wow people actually still play OW in 2019

>your account is unable to post until feb 1 2020
LMAO get rekt Blizzdrone. Fucking overwatch casual unironic forum posting faggot. All blizzard customers deserve to be doused in gasoline and firesharted on.

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If you can't post a grammatically correct complaint, how in the world would you ever be capable of playing any game with any sort of skill?

Your ban was deserved and I genuinely hope you die.

it hasn't changed much for the better, except now you're stuck with NO FUN 2 TANk 2 HEAL 2 DPS.

Seething discord tranny

Imagine making a Diablo joke that isn't funny anymore and expecting a response from a team within the same company of said joke. Don't know what your retarded brain was expecting here.

gg ez

So i went looking around a bit, and it seemed that eu had layoffs, but most were voluntary with apparently 1 year worth of wages included. And from what i see most us ones were just terminated imidiately.

businessinsider.com/activision-blizzard-layoffs-reaction-2019-2

Compared to


gamesindustry.biz/articles/2019-02-15-134-jobs-in-danger-at-blizzards-french-office

Best 2 i can show to illustrate my point. Eu got advance notice, severance package. And actiblizz had to thread on thin ice or be slapped with lawsuits. In US they just went LMAO GET FIRED, oh we are also hiring for the same position now.

pcgamesn.com/hearthstone/blizzard-job-listing

Die you fucking blizzdrone subhuman piece of worthless nigger shit.

Imagine being so mad that you ban someone for an unfunny old joke, that was tacked onto a post critical of a new change; that is completely non offensive. And you ban them for half a year.

Yes. But you said EU got to keep their jobs, but they were firing people at the EU side as well. And severance package is what I meant with "opportunity"

would have been better if they banned you til april 1st

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>white genocide

back to /pol/ faggot

>red shirt guy
>green shirt guy
>blue shirt guy

Which one do you pick, Yea Forums?

>criticize company with a mild inoffensive jab
>get banned for six months
fucking W E W that mod was mad as fuck

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Clearly inspect element

are you the mod that banned him
you seem awfully mad right now

Why are video game companies so unable to handle banter and pathetic?

TEN YEARS OF CINEMA

Some faggot got banned in forum, it NEWS on Yea Forums

can we be better then this

Now you can't carry retards if they suck so much and switch to their roles.

>getting banned for sarcasm
wew lad

He didn't call him a fucking nigger and told Jeff to off himself for making role queues.
"out of season april fools joke" is such a safe fucking meme it's on the same tier as those "nobody:" posts redditors make

Imagine working at blizzard, or even worse, being a blizzdrone. They take your money, shit in your mouth and you defend them.

>being mad at someone means you need to put in effort to do thing at them

Why do retards do this? Why can't they understand what words mean and do a few key presses and look up definitions in a dictionary?

Two adjectives and a noun does not a sentence make. Again, you deserve your ban.

It made competitive immediately 200x better, everyone complaining doesn't play overwatch.`

Don't bother, they're the same faggots who got the one hero limit implemented. They won't stop until all fun has been removed from the game.

>makes competitive 200x better by enforcing 2/2/2
nice

Actually, 2 adjectives and a noun can definitely make a sentence.

>click competitive
>game loads in
>we have a mcree, widowmaker and mei
>click doomfist because I saved all my good boy points and have my epic golden fist LOL
>now we can't have these creative compositions anymore

NO MY PLAYER CREATIVITY WHY IS BLIZZARD LITERALLY RAPING ME PLEASE SOMEONE THINK OF THE PLAYERS

Now they need to ban you from Yea Forums as well for being an Overwatch playing retard.

imagine being banned until last february

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Not by themselves you pedant. Your lack of objection regarding his ban will also be taken as tacit acceptance.

I just hate it because it restricts player choice. Sometimes you need to go triple tank or pull a surprise Junkrat. Now you cant. Its also a LOT easier to predict the enemy comp and counter it.

TOP KEK

NUBLIZZARD STILL MAD AS FUCK AT REDSHIRT GUY 2018

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ranked and one hero limit literally killed the game. Overwatch little man-children ruin the DNA of their game cause they thought they were so good at it and begged for ranked. NEW FUCKING FLASH. Overwatch is a piss easy game. You are not god's gift to fps if you are good at it. You are also playing with other fellow mongs, and the game has a low as fuck skill floor and also a pretty low skill ceiling.

It should've been until the 1st of april for pure salt.

That wasn't the issue.
The issue was "boohoo somebody made fun of us let's ban them!".

Overwatch has the most casual playerbase of any online game. You can't expect them to do anything on their own. If one fps were to remove aiming from the game it would be overwatch. And I am 99% sure people would be thrilled about it.

I too want to return to the days of 2 Winstons 2 Tracers and 2 Lucios.

It's awful because you have no flexibility. It's very common that you need to swap heroes and someone says "I can't play X" and then the next person says that they can play X and they both swap instead. Now you're stuck in your role and you can't adapt.

That's have been pretty based
That reminds me of the old WoW forum. Blues were pretty based back then. Save for that one we all know about.

It made it worse for everyone higher than bronze

Then learn flex picks first in QP or Training and don't be a one trick.

Shareholders, are you okay?

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>I live in fantasy land

>It's fantasy land to be able to play multiple heroes in a single class
Nice argument.

Automated community driven moderation is a cancer and ruins every thing it touches.

Or I will just play the 1-2 heroes I find fun in a class no matter what :^)

>not the run of the mill film
But that’s precisely what capeshit is. There hasn’t been a more soulless genre since the heyday of westerns.
Given that the exact same company is churning them out as opposed to multiple ones in competition, and the fact westerns had some truly standout deconstructions, it might actually be even more soulless

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westerns are full of soul though

Do so I'm not your parent but don't complain Blizzard's not letting someone else do the job you should be doing anymore.

>It will be more fun in a couple of seasons

It will be fine once you get used to the game being worse you guys! Blizzard has 0 faith in its players to play the game.

Overwatch is baby's first video game but they're not even hiding it anymore.

god i fucking hate this guy's face so damn much

The ones that most people watch today are, certainly.
But there was a time when they were even more prolific than capeshit, though in fairness they also tended to get much more limited screenings.

>Westerns = capeshit
Fuck off Yea Forums you have awful taste

It's only better because people won't bitch at each other over character/role picks.

I know but even mass produced westerns with John Wayne and shit are pretty comfy.

Read it again, friend.

BRO, I LOVE BLIZZARD AND IT'S AN HONOR TO MODERATE THEIR FORUMS FOR FREE! WHAT DO YOU SAY I SHOULD GET PAID? NO NEED FOR EXTRA PAYMENT WHEN I GOT MY DREAMJOB :DDDDD

get on my level

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Can’t argue with that. Comfy John Wayne beats snarky Whedon ripoffs every day of the week.

At least they didn't permaban you

Is that you, Kurgan?

I don't understand why anybody would complain.
Blizzard can't balance worth shit and role queue only improves the game.
Except they will, shitty players within their role will be weeded out so you won't encounter Mercy mains playing Hanzo for the first time in Masters.

When I entered the thread I expected to read
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
But holy shit Blizz is salty that every single one of their games is a disaster
But

>Harassment
what did u do? :eyes:

a 1000 years in the shadow realm

In a now deleted thread on a role-playing realm a belf poster kept going on about how ERP is fine between consenting adults and if we see the issue just report to blizzard

I then mentioned, being acquainted with said elf poster, that she is a Game Master and the RP guild she hangs out in is filled to the brim with futa characters, furfags and faggots ERPing with other faggots and whoever reports them with screenshots included get shut down by her and and another GM in the guild

incidentally she also RP-ed a gay male elf

>girl says ERP is OK
>disagree with her in a really spergy, subnormal way
>not content with the arguments you don't have, bring her person into this
>woooooow i dindu nothin!
I understand your autism makes you unable to get anywhere near average levels of self-awareness, but you should at least understand this fact and think before posting.

Good, that's your chance to quit this gay shit for good.

Ah yes, the rest of the internet should be a draconian gulag

the girl's job is to ban erp whenever it gets reported you dumb shit as per the game's ToS

she instead bragged about how hese reports never go through because she and her colleague shut them down or responded with "Your ticket will be reviewed" and then dump it in the trashbin

also
>disagree with her in a really spergy, subnormal way
why do you assume this when you cant even read the post, I had the ban appealed on the grounds that it was niether spergy or subnormal, it was pointing out her hypocrisy

funnily enough the ban was waived with no reason, indicating that it was that sheboon sperging out when she saw my post and asked a CM to flag it and ban me

Keep this thread bumped so everyone can laugh at NuBlizzard

Kinda based, but you play blizzshit

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The forum devs are a bunch of incompetent idiots. I got banned from there, while in a conversation with a bunch of people, and I said "you have to be an idiot to think games needs lootboxes to survive." BAM banned permanently.