When will there be a Jackie Chan videogame? A mix of Yakuza, Sleeping dogs, and Sekiro would be awesome

zoomer OP BTFO

>Jackie Chan will die in your lifetime

You guys are all Ching Chongs anyway chill

More like he's smart and not trying to be a part of Tiananmen Massacre 2.0 by upsetting the commie overlords. He's too old to dodge bullets to the back of his head now.

But I didn't, Jackie. I didn't.

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I hope you die soon.

what about some weeks being hard kirby

what about some months

what do you do when its been years in a row that things are tough

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kill yourself chink nigger traitor youtube.com/watch?v=m3T_Dd3O1UM

Bow your head too much and you'll find yourself unable to stand straight.

You keep going, because you have to.

Thank you, fortune cookie.

>why doesnt this actor who finally is achieving his dream prefer to keep following the said dream instead of throwing it under the bus
Like sure, it's not a good thing but it's still understandable

I don't know how you could properly get Jackie's style into a game. It's all over the place. It's more like a dance.

You just have to have very skilled animators.

Stuntmaster wouldn't roll today because it's "too gamey and you're in control the whole time". Expect some heavy QTE shitfest or Bamham "1 button to be awesome" combat if someday a new JC game got released

There's a difference between avoiding politics and actively advocating for the subjugation of Hong Kong citizens and then proceeding to join an official committee with the intent to push policies to do just that.

poyo

no problem white bread

Not so much when there's an active crisis and the gubmint ''asks'' for it because you are so big

he could live in America easily without giving up anything

If he had gave a shit about his people he would speak up

youtube.com/watch?v=WOdtbbD0PoM

he's literally been doing this for at least 6 years.

Sure showed him, fucking zoomer.

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>"1 button to be awesome"
1 button to hit, 1 button to dodge, 1 button to be awesome, 1 button to broke your bone.
Actually I can live with that.
Add several styles based on his movies like "police story" for brutal, "drunken master" for skill, "armour of god" for jokes, "rush hour" for coop and i'll give you my money.

>China's brutality against Hong Kong
Do you think anyone out of Hong Kong give a shit about your differences?
It's just like russian vs ukrainian, where some commie slavs beating each other.

I meant more in terms of gameplay. You could make a somewhat standard fighting style, ala Yakuza, but have as much animation as possible for all the environmental objects but I think something would be lost. That comedic timing of his fights would probably quickly lose their fun when you're seeing it a hundred times in a row. It's a similar issue to Spiderman's quips.

burger rebrending doesn't count

you can tell it's american lefties saying chinese actors should just go out and support hong kong.
pro tip college commies, when your government is actually authoritarian evil instead of what you perceive to have with your own government, going against it is suicide.

I'd love to take a hammer to this PRC shilling faggot's face

He does, he's an 8/10, you wouldn't tell Jackie Chan he's a 7, he'd fucking kill you

>Jet Li will literally die in your lifetime
What the fuck happen bros... when is the next star going to be born

Let's separate the person from the entertainer for a moment. Favorite Jackie fight?
youtube.com/watch?v=DrRFzwPE0d4

>it must be actual communists saying actors should criticise their communist government
retard

you just keep hoping for that day where it becomes better and if you keep working towards it, it'll happen eventually.

Jackie was born and raised in Hong Kong. Also dude the US was founded by telling its founding government to fuck off.

Poyo!

But he's Jackie Chan, he can karate chop the tanks

Young Jackie fighting around a tank could be pretty fun.
>Tank keeps trying to aim
>Jackie dodges and the barrel hits goons instead
>Guy inside the tank keeps trying to get out
>Jackie constantly fending off a couple of goons while also constantly shutting the door on the guy

>Also dude the US was founded by telling its founding government to fuck off.
that's a retarded comparison. the US had the pacific ocean between them and their founding government and the military technology was simple enough that the civilians could easily acquire and use them.

>american lefties
You're fucking retarded. I've seen only leftists telling Hong Kong to stand down.
Telling people to not support the Hong Kong people, especially seen em call Hong Kong demonstrators white supremacists for waving the American flag. Kill yourself.

>pacific

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Hey man all I see is two countries full of people who are willing to die for their freedom.

this and more brought to you by the "shit I just made up" newsroom.
Karen?

kek, so bad it's good

as long as it has his trademark moves and any object can be weapon i'm on board.Humor is a must and huge bonus if it set in 1980-1990s China/Japan.

I'm from the UK, what are you talking about?

test

There already have been you silly cunt.

Make it a silly lighthearted action adventure like Armour of God with melee focused combat system.

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I used to look up to him until I found out he was Chairman Chan, makes me sad that he's for totalitarian societies.

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There was a jackie chan fan site rating every single jackie, saying which ones were must watch etc. and giving slight info about each one of them
Anyone got a link?

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China good
Hongkong bad

Teals u to kys for that faggot spacing

>A mix of Yakuza, Sleeping dogs, and Sekiro would be awesome
fuck you. i want who am i the video game where i can wear wacky disguises, travel the world, beat people up, and drive rally cars with a qt waifu

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hongkong is literally sperging out though

if the riots happened in the US the police would have fired real bullets already

imagine a whole bunch of screaming college kids occupying LAX airport and shutting it down for a day and throwing bricks at cops

it's Drunken Master then everything from Project A to Who Am I?

Why would anyone want to play a game by the Great Betrayer and communist shill.

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Ohhh noooo
Not college kids!

>It's more like a dance.
Ddr dance mat, youre a genius user! Were gunna sell millions! Son, stick with me and we will go far!

commie

Who Am I holds a special place in my heart. Was the first JC movie I saw as a kid. That fight scene atop the Rotterdam roof/building slide down.

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He probably doesn't have that long left, desu.

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I did my best last week and I failed at everything. I believe it's rope time finally.

all the more they should have tanks driven all over them

I take it Jet Li has cancer?

We'll call it the FFR, FightFightRevolution

what did you learn from your failures?

no the internet only just now realized he's like 60.

Hyperthyroidism, I think.

Nah, some sort of thyroid issue, although supposably he's better now. He's close to 60 already.

That I wasn't meant to own a car or a driver's licence, to own a job, an income of any sort or to generally steal oxygen from other people.

It's those asian genes. Looks like he's 20-30 for 40 years then suddenly turns into an old in a week.

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Yep, this picture was never false.

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More like Jet Lagged amirite

If only Jackie did his best at parenting

He suits the salt and pepper hair

Gorgeous
youtu.be/nbwY1yAVsFo?t=489

not if ya hang yourself first!

Matrix: Path of Neo has an entire section dedicated to do the restaurant sequence of the 90s Drunken Master.

Also, he's a brilliant director as much as he's a great performer. Project A 2 and Police Story are great classics on the level of Buster Keaton.

The superior game from the superior actor

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>Rush Hour game
>Basically sleeping dogs but a buddy cop co-op story instead

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Only if it has a fucking sing along scene
Detailed nice AI for singleplayer characters, some fun unrelated sidegames like karaoke and bowling
Also a nod to my nigga scene

Cigarette?
THIS CIGAWEED!

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That movie he made a couple years ago was really good. The Foreigner, I think it was called. Watch it if you haven't.

>not enabling his degenerate son and disowned his illegitimate daughter who didn't even want to be with him
What's the problem?

Having an illegitimate daughter certainly is, for one.

I like this kind of miku for that feeling
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLNC1fZD8Ww

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Hes kinda not a great guy user

just b someone else bro
swallow someone and steal their powers

I rented this and enjoyed it a lot.

Communist party dogs don't get video games

>china attacking
>…hong kong?
Excuse this worldlet, I don’t know much beyond the range of the pub but why is china attacking itself

>Jackie Chan game
>I LOVE HONG KONG HK CHINA FOREVER 天安门大屠杀 大跃进

Yeah, he has a great eye for how to frame fights and stunts. And the way he cuts the fights to make each punch feel like it has much more impact.

He would get jailed for that.

Because Britain

Ok.

It's called tough love

Yes, bad parenting is often called tough love.

Man i still remember watching a lot of his movies with my family and remember my mom laughing her ass off at the credits scene when they show behind scenes of tribals throwing spears at the helicopter in "Who i am".

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>dude who cares about HK

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Hong Kong has been mostly independent for these past decades despite technically being part of China. Some new law that China wanted to pass would end that independency, which is why the protests started for pro-democracy. Who knows if Winnie will go full Tienanmen Square.

youtube.com/watch?v=29nd5P_KqKg Here at 1:36

You forgot to link the article about his disowned lesbian daughter, tranny

>Who knows if Winnie will go full Tienanmen Square.
I would be turboretarded to do so but chinks are fucking dumb bugs.

He looks more like a Mao than a Yang kind of guy.

>nobody remembers the website
Aw

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Me and my friends had a lot of fun with this game, one of the best beatem ups of the PS1

Name 10 PRC supporters that aren't Jackie Chan

They did it once and pretended like it never happened, I could see them go that way. Depends on how much they feel in control. Let's not forget that Winnie has established himself in power for life.
I do pity the chinese. For such an interesting culture, they can't catch a break with their leaders.

I'm sure Kirby would give you this advice:
>"When something tough gets in your way, you just gotta learn how to suck it up"

Just use the rule of thumb everyone uses: 70s-80s? Good. 90s? Check the director, if it's Sammo Hung, him or other hongkonese director, it may be good. 00s? Apply the 90s rule even further, and it's not going to be as good.

Avoid americans.

The bloopers are always a great part of his movies.
>Does crazy stunt but misses
>He laughs it off
>Some other missed fight
>Cut to him on a stretcher

>3.00
>Nearly throws himself off a roof

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>omitting full details

as per the 1997 handover of HK between UK and China, the agreement was that HK would enjoy a certain level of "autonomy" for the next 50 years, nothing more. Back then UK did not bother to raise the issue of HK having true independence, that is an absurd thought to all parties involved-- HK has been part of China for thousands of years prior. And under UK, HKers did not have the right to vote, either.

So no matter what happens, HK will be 100% China by 2047.

these protestors are not going to achieve anything except destroying their city's economy even more.
Which international business would want to be based in such an unstable environment?
What tourists would come to visit HK after tens of thousands of them were trapped at the airport?

HK's rich elites have already been moving their wealth to the mainland or neutral places like Singapore
HK will die in the shadow of Shenzhen. SZ is already the silicon valley of asia.

>Some new law that China wanted to pass would end that independency, which is why the protests started for pro-democracy
Why do CIA niggers always make shit up and lie through their teeth?

Jackie Chan

is it as retarded as crashing planes into your own buildings to justify a war in the middle east that will eventually add 10 trillion to your debt after it was all over?

t. China commie
Smart people would rather be dead then red faggit

is there ever going to be a more successful asian actor than him?

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He was the lightning in the bottle for not only Hong Kong cinema but all of the world for martial arts movies, especially comedy-action ones
We wont get people as good as him soon but we at least got lots of talent inspired by him, as he was inspired by others
Donnie Yen, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Louis Tan and that guy from the man of tai chi, movie
I wish the Chocolate girl did more movies too, she was really good in that movie
I'm glad we are still getting good kung fu movies with these guys, just wish some of them didnt waste time playing on shitty hollywood movies with terrible action scenes but not like they stop doing what they love just because of that

thinking china is still communist is such a 1950s meme

you know that walmart, mcdonalds, kfc etc all have giant chains in china? modern china is capitalist heaven

:)

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No, Bruce Lee made an impact in the representation of Asians in Cinema but he died too young to further his influence. Jet Li is far too old and cant do action scenes anymore. You have Donnie Yen who's milking the Ip Man franchise like no tomorrow and doesnt want to diversify. Jackie revived martial arts cinema, revolutionzed fight choreography and has so many innovations under his belt along with doing plenty of Western appearances to cement himself in the public conciousness for a very long time. Say what you will about his personal life and political beliefs, but the man has done so many things for cinema.

quintessential american post

Oh man, this thread went to shit fast

Cute and wholesome
I didn't know Shad has this much niceness in him

Found it. I don't agree with everything though.
duangchan.com/

Oh shit user, you are a lifesaver
I couldnt find the damn website with googling for a while

the US had the military backing of another superpower that basically won them the war and had an ocean between its oppressive government, and the only thing they had to worry about was a fucking cannon as opposed to vehicles completely impervious to small arms fire, its nothing like it is now

Probably not. Adding on to what the other two said, even newer guys like Wu Jing don't really put out as much as Jackie did. Even America has guys like Eric Jacobus but he's criminally under-utilized.

But it's already out!

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>My Lucky Stars is bad but Twin Dragons or City Hunter are any good and even better than Project A 2

Hm... Allright.

I honestly hate Donnie Yen more for being the poster boy of Chinese propagand--er, I mean, IP man. Jackie Chan seems more eclectic in his movie roles, at the very least

Yeah, guess he's not a fan of the toilet humor. But he's ok with Wong Jing humor...

I just like seeing the Yen punching dudes.

Konsola nagrzana my tniemy w Jackie Chana

They have other terrible opinions but at the end of the day it comes down to personal preference. Overrating Wheels on Meals and 90s' Police Story... or the Rush Hour movies. Whatever.

C'mon, step it up faggot. Those Chaos Emeralds aren't going to collect themselves and Eggman is due to make one of his "announcements" any day now

Quick Yea Forums, name 3 things that are Jackie Chan

Lei Wulong
Jackie from Mr Nice Guy
Jackie from dragons fore-oh

Is there any asian kung fu master movie stars these days there was a few when I was a kid

All I can think of is Wu Jing and Iko Uwais.

Iko isnt that old now, is he?

>Commie Chan
No thanks

Fuck this chink commie motherfucker

I gotta be honest with you, Jackie. I don't think I've been doing my best for quite some time. I've let you down.

You completely missed the point of the post you’re replying to.

That's Shenmue user

Hong Kong isn't like mainland China like Tiananmen. There was no capital or international businessmen to make a mass flight if they bring in the armor.

I think he'd prefer the Chinese not to throw their weight around, but you're right he has picked a side.

A second Tiananmen will look bad, but Beijing will be anxious to crack things down. The longer Hong Kong protests, the more the risk of emboldening Xinjiang.

See, this is what I find contradictory about chinese people: when they're immigrants in other countries they seem to keep to themselves all the time and dont tend to make squeaky wheels about anything. But open their history and you see their society continuously cycling through unity-revolt-fracture. And when they go to civil war, they pump the body count like they're going for gold in the Olympics.

You seem to be questioning the rationality of the protesters, but you've already provided an explanation. It's not the rich elites or rational people that are taking the streets

I don't know why this is a meme here, but it was actually a surprisingly good game, solid beat-em up.

That actually sounds fun

He doesn’t want to be mysteriously disappeared”, you anglo-larping insects

Lemme tell you something you prick
From your post I can literally smell you wallowing in self pity, and it's clear you want others to tell you that "it will be better". Well guess fucking what, fuckface, it won't. Not with that retarded attitude of yours.
So now you got two options. Keep living the life you think is oh so miserable, you sorry fuck, or you don't. Life's only as miserable as you make it out to be. Your life is meant for you alone and no one else, so get the fuck off your arse and start fixing your garbage. Start caring about yourself. And most importantly, don't fall into the self pity trapfall. If life's a bitch, make it your bitch

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I want a Tarantino like retelling of the Tienanmen massacre where Jackie Chan plays the Tank Man from the famous picture, as he tries to fight the Chinese military while making sure the tanks don't go further.
It ends with Jackie fighting a reincarnated Mao.

Holy fuck lose that stupid trillby, retard

I don't think there is a meme about it.

wanna get sad? a lot of people like your "Tank Man" existed and were killed and taken prisoner
the ones taken prisoner are likely still imprisoned for something they did almost 40 years ago, many probably died in prison
china is what a country looks like when a revolution fails to achieve its goal and instead emboldens the threatened government to act more harshly
but, anyway, just imagine; you're a student going to a pretty fancy college in china and this guy comes back with all these western ideas he got from princeton on his sabbatical and he's a top dog professor and he starts having seminars. next thing you know you're a political dissident and spend your whole life in prison because you wanted better worker rights and less government oversight

Yep, unfortunately this shit still happens in 2019.

Posting better HK actor
Gets blacklisted by the CCP and doesn't afraid of anything

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>Gets blacklisted by the CCP
Really?Storytime?

I would too. Fuck that dyke

Where is fists of fire?

shanghaiist.com/2014/10/27/actor-chow-yun-cat-responds-to-prc-ban-after-supporting-protests/
He's too pure for this world

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based and hard boiled

Jackie vs Brad was incredibly based

>tough love
when will this meme end? if you can't show affection like a normal person, just shut the fuck up and try to act like you're helping. it's like wife beaters who say they beat their wives because they love them. piss off, admit you're an asshole and at least people will respect your honesty

there is a fighting game too
youtube.com/watch?v=-_ndtjYEOn4

yeah I got a sinking feeling OP is a zoomer

youtube.com/watch?v=d-ltRBEu0IU

Was coming to post this, nobody I've ever met has played it though besides my dad and brother. I thought it was the coolest shit back then.

I love this fight. The choreography is amazing and you can really feel every punch and kick.

I guess you've only ever seen his porn then. Judge his art all you want but as a person he gets a bad wrap.

Based Jackie Chan pissing on CIA mutts and Honk Kong riot niggers.

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iodized salt
falun gong
umbrella

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Sorry, I don't speak jew.

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Establishing Obama as Tigger is a brilliant joke.

>(((Texas)))
Christians are just poor jews, more prone to pedophilia.

I never saw that one coming!
Going to call me Vietnamese next?

>waits almost half an hour until the thread drops to page 9/10
>decides to post
Typical jew.

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garbage, the ps2 game was better

Impressive.

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Only if it has him murder and destroy every single Wuxia Isekai manhwa protag with table ladder and chairs

>wuxia isekai manwha
wat

blessed game, jackie recorded all of his voice lines.

just make it 3d veautiful joe, that's sort of what Stuntmaster was, storywise I mean.

Even wuxia writers are jumping on the isekai bandwagon?

youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFr4uiR5x0
is not a fight, is a chase scene, but it's one of my favourites from the mix of slapstick comedy and action

Hard and boilpilled.

>actor chow yun-cat
>chow yun-cat
>cat

I made like Chow Yun Cat

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NEVER

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