>everyone says game is good
>finally try it
>it sucks
Everyone says game is good
>unironically falling for the xkcd meme
Yikes!
>game is shit
>everyone plays it and pretends to like it out of peer pressure
so Fortnite
Skyrim
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wolf3d for me
It just doesn't hold up like doom does
>realise a game might not be for you
>tell everyone its shit instead of letting others enjoy it
Does Yea Forums need to have some variety of this thread up at all times?
Are people still amazed to find out that taste and preferences are a personal thing?
yep, games are shit a waste of time, fuckin' gamer
The most correct xkcd has ever been
Beer tastes bad, this is fact
What was your first?
My was Dos Esques, it was shit
Then I had a Newcastle for my 21st and I loved it.
From there I've enjoyed Modelo Negra, Fat Tire, Speckled Hen, and FOOKEN STELLA MATE.
my go to for a quick buzz are modelo especial, tecate and MILLER
>Beer tastes bad, this is fact
That's just, like, your opinion.
I've never had a beer that I've genuinely loved. The most I've somewhat enjoyed is shocktop honeycrisp apple. Otherwise I just stick to cider, or mixed drinks
I've tried a bunch of random beers and haven't liked any.
The only one I could tolerate was Sapparo since it was pretty tasteless.
try smoking weed
hot pro-tip: mix some oj into your lagers and ales.
i used to be a turbovirgin beerhater until i started doing that. At first, it would be like 25% orange juice, then 15%, then only a splash. It took me a month, but I learned to appreciate beer for it's true deliciousness.
You can also start with Guinness. It basically tastes like a chocolate milkshake.
little did they know, the joke is actually about the conformist on the right. xkcd are known conformists.
Why do alcoholics pretend they drink beer for the taste? Everyone sees past their bullshit
>Beer tastes bad, this is fact
>chocolate milkshake and orange juice
The Witcher 3
Also, beer is good, especially sours.
what in absolute zoomer are you talking about, find me one thread where people said anything positive about fornight on this website
Why not just drink Blue Moon then?
Beer is life. Vidya is joy.
Enjoy life, Yea Forums
Actually if beer always tastes bad, odds are you're part of the 1 in 4 people who have a genetic thing that makes alcohol too bitter to desire consumption.
make sure to regulate that shit.
-t. smoked erryday for the last 6 and a half years
acquired
taste
He's not alone. Barely even qualifies as alcohol, should be sold on expending machines.
I thought I hated beer until I tried dry beer. I don't even know what a dry beer is, all I know is it's the only beer I actually like the taste of.
witcher 3
fallout 4
I drink beer because I like getting drunk every day but I'm not an alcoholic
also I like the taste but I also like vanilla coke and I don't drink it everyday
>game is an acquired taste
If Sapporo is your goto, I suggest kirin ichiban, I enjoy it when i can, especially when i get my hands on some unagi.
>everyone says game is bad
>finally try it
>it sucks
I love beer but not pissbeer, hate the taste of wine and hard alcohol.
>liking beer is personal taste
>but enjoying anal means you must be gay
>tastes like crap
hipster IPA
>tastes good
Belgian Moon, Weinstephaner, Erdinger, etc.
don't put oj in a guinness.
This was me for the gamecube aquaman game
I only drink apple ales really. Strongbow more than anything else at all because I love the taste. Sometimes I mix it with a shot of fireball whiskey for some apple cinnamon. Get a good buzz going after 2. 1 if I have an empty stomach.
Anyhow my game of choice that everyone seems to swear by "if you liked Dark Souls" was NiOH and Sekiro. I couldn't get into either one and it wasn't even a difficulty thing. The art style just didn't really click with me and I suppose I'm just not into ninjas and samurai. Prefer knights/wizards.
>try beers
>all taste like alcohol
>try super diluted mixed drink
>taste like alcohol
>even taste alcohol when used in some cooking recipes
Thanks god.
Correct.
this looks similar to my piss bottle collection
blue moon doesn't have orange juice. it's a hefeweizen typically garnished with a slice of orange.
>really like alcohol
>hate beer
Not that user but that sounds like bullshit
I drink a single pint if i go out for dinner to a restaurant (which is like twice a week only) does that make me a alcoholic? Not at all. Also beer does taste good but specifically craft beer and few japanese beers.
>belgian moon
fucking canadians
If I want to get drunk I'd rather not also tank several hundred calories and a couple dozen carbs just to do it.
It's not; beer isn't alcohol. Same goes for wine
If you dislike beer just try liquor. I like liquor. Never liked wine when I've tried it. Even sangria tasted dry as fuck. It's not that I want a sweet tasting wine, I just want wine that doesn't make me thirstier to drink it.
>try bears
>all taste like alcohol
You clearly haven't since for many you can taste the hoppiness more than the alcohol
Exercise, fatty.
problem people with beer is they are conditoned for 21 years drinking only drinks that are SWEET or SOUR
so when they get a taste of something that is SAVORY they deem it BAD or WRONG
beer is LIQUID BREAD... treat it as such and you'll learn the love we all share
t. poor sense of taste
>Weinstephaner
Opinion immediately disregarded.
Beer only gets good after you've had a lot of it, and I mean, a lot.
Pretty much given up on alcohol though, just smoke weed with friends, less expensive and more entertaining generally.
I doubt you can taste alcohol in beer.
I liked beer from the first time I tried it, I don't even think it's an acquired taste.
Days gone
I'm sort of that way. I'll have a few beers with coworkers, but nothing I would go out of my way for.
But I love the taste of whiskey and regularly consume my weight in it.
>drinking beer to get drunk
No, you have a few just to get a slight buzz.
Hard liquor for when you want to sleep on the floor.
>tfw truly straight edge in every way including no coffee
>still a lethargic asshole
There are no secrets in life. You either have chad genetics or not.
if you actually knew a single alcoholic in real life, you'd know they don't pursue beer to get fucked up. Beer makes you bloated, it's heavy, and if you're a hardcore alcoholic, it takes slamming like 12+ beers in an hour to catch a buzz. Hardcore alcoholics are all about whiskey and vodka usually. In college I was drinking close to a handle of vodka every single night and I found myself needing nearly the full thing just to get fucked up. Ended up getting a hotel room for 5 days, left my phone off and at home, and locked myself in. Quit alcohol cold turkey and sweat it out wanting to die the entire time. Also quit smoking then too because fuck it why not? Not I'm able to casually drink normal amounts of alcohol again.
short version
You don't know what you're talking about and a true alcoholic doesn't drink beer to get fucked up.
First: Alexander Keiths IPA
Now: Granville Island Winter Ale(Craft) and Asahi
I pretty much try different craft beers most of the time though since i'm not a fan of the majority of mass produced beers like Stella, Molson, etc.
Also for anyone who says beer taste like shit try getting a good beer from the tap. Tapped beer is essentially how the breweries intended for the beer to taste. Cans and Bottles drastically fuck up the taste for the post part.
>ohhhh beer is yucky wucky. Onions feels better in my tummy wummy.
It does make you fat tho.
Stoners aren’t fun.
Beer is not savory.
>live in a beer province in a beer country on the border of an even bigger beer country in the beer continent
>don't drink beer
I'm not surprised I'm a social outcast, but now that not drinking beer is getting associated with being muslim I'm getting worried people might get the wrong idea about me. I just don't want to drink alcohol man.
>beer is LIQUID BREAD.
I tought it was foaming pee regurgitated through previous consumer's genitals to your jar.
>it can't be that people actually like beer, it's all a conspiracy
>likes to eat out women
>is your run of the mil moderate leftist
Generic feminised human specimen.
Is there a source on this? Sounds interesting
beer isn't bitter because of the alcohol you dumb retard
the bitterness comes from the added hop, some other components created by fermentation and a little from the malt that was used
uncultured swine
Do you derive gratification out of being a special snowflake unable to enjoy what the vast majority of human beings do?
>Beer only gets good after you've had a lot of it, and I mean, a lot.
Objectively wrong, beer actually only gets good if you get it from the tap.
Listen. Beer might not be the best tasting liquor in the world, but damn if it isn't the best drink you can have after a shitty day. Nothing beats those fond memories of drinking this stuff with loved ones who are no longer with you. Beer helps you take the edge off and "forget" without the buzz. Beer is about those good wholesome times with friends and family.
You just have to find the right one to suit your taste.
Beer used to taste really bad for me, but since I've had a lot, and a lot of good ones (live in Belgium), I can say the taste isn't as bad as it used to be.
For those who don't like it, I'd suggest trying some red fruit beer, the taste is way different and it's still beer.
I mean a lot in the long run not in one day you dense fuck.
Basically any Western RPG.
Witcher 3, Fallout games, Skyrim. It's not possible to make a more boringer game than these pieces of trash.
>japanese import beer
>it's actually made in and shipped from leafland and isn't really a japanese import
>I'd suggest trying some red fruit beer, the taste is way different and it's still beer.
So it's for twinks?
fuck em. I don't smoke anything at all. Cigarettes, weed, vape, etc. Everyone in my social circle has some sort of mouth fixation and they treat ME like the odd one. As if my choice not to smoke anything is only me trying to insult THEM. I do hope you find a drink you like, even if it's a mixed bitch drink. Little alcohol is always a good time.
I like beer but it's hard to find good ones because most of them are the two extremes: pisswater or bitter as fuck IPAs
Yea Forums - beer.
I just want an alcohol free beer that has a method of production that doesn't cause it to taste like ass. The process of driving off the alcohol stews it to death and it ends up just tasting like overcooked malt extract mixed with soda water.
I think my first was Rolling Rock. Couldn't get into the taste.
Ended up trying Yuengling later and liking it. I'm a PAfag, so that makes sense, I guess?
this is the most entitled millenial fucking post i think i have ever read
you will never lead a fulfilling life with that attitude
Shipping liquid is expensive as fuck, why do you think coke sets up bottling plants everywhere?
Dragons dogma
>Americans giving their opinion on beer
You either like it the moment you drink it, or not.
Especially when it comes to darker beers like Guiness which are an acquired taste
>Beer tastes bad, this is fact
Absolutely incorrect.
People don't all like the same things, they have different tastes.
You and that pleb webcomic writer are smart enough to realise humans are monkeys but not quite smart enough to realise you're a fucking monkey as well.
yep
if you drink red fruit beer as a man in belgium people will think you're gay automatically
SHUT THE FUCK UP
POST YOUR BEERFU
How about the idea that beer has good and bad elements to the taste (say a fruity initial taste followed by an unsavory aftertaste) and that is part of the appeal
>eurofags giving their opinion at all
It's something that only happens at parties, none of us just smoke it alone or whatnot, and it's a lot of fun sometimes.
If the only stoners you know use it as an escape from their problems, then it's probably not fun though.
Don't drink pine sol IPAs. Find a smoother beer.
I fucking hate you people
>IPAs
>Stouts
>Juicy hops
>Heffenweisen
>Whatever the fuck a "hazy" ale is
>Pilsner
>beer aged in burboun casks
Beer taste really fucking good. Good god damn its good, and theres so much to choose from. Living in California as a beer lover is heaven, there's an endless variety of craft beer in every single goddamn gas station and convenience store. Fuck
For me it's Skyrim. People seem to enjoy it but when I tried it I almost puked. Ugly graphics, stupid story, horrible combat. How can people even play it for more than 10 hours?
Reached the age I'm legal. What should I have first? I'm more adjusted to soft drinks but what should I try out?
Nice insecurity Amerifat, but I'm not yurop.
DQXI. The first and second act were fantastic, but my god does the third act make the game pointless and stupid. Such a big grind too.
Vodka
he cute
Persona 5
FFXIV
You should try lurking for several years before posting.
Good taste.
It’s an acquired taste like coffee. I’m sure you’re not gonna like black coffee if that’s the first coffee you ever tried in your life. Eventually after all the sugary coffee, you’ll gain to love black coffee later on.
Beer is the same, start with the less hoppy stuff like fruit beer. Grapefruit beer is really good. Then go to maybe a Pilsner, something refreshing. But don’t but the cheapo beer, they’re never gonna taste any better.
Also, kids aren’t allowed here faggot.
with mods
this is common knowledge
>You either like it the moment you drink it, or not.
>Especially when it comes to darker beers like Guiness which are an acquired taste
So did you just contradict yourself? I used to fucking hate it and now I don't mind it at all, but I never drink Guiness or whatnot, hate those still, old people's beer.
Go to a party and bring some Angry Orchard. That’s the hard stuff and everyone will think you’re a badass.
>nooo stop liking thing I don't like
>not American
>not European
Literally every other location on this Earth is a shithole. Why would you out yourself like that?
All alcohol is fucking disgusting and if you drink it at all you're an alcoholic
This is how you spot an unknowledgable retard. Google "craft beer california awards"
Kirin is like the more “premium” Sapporo.
I was going to say underage but then I realized the drinking age in america is 21
why though?
>order drink with friends
>they start to drink
>OMG WTF THE DRINK IS SO BAAAAD
>takes them TWO hours to finish a glass because they are such faggots
Fuck drinking with normies.
I've only known one person who liked beer when they first drank it, and they're now an alcoholic. The 99% consensus among my other normie friends is that it was definitely an acquired taste. I don't drink any of that shit either way. I drink tasty sugar shit malt beverages like Mike's Hard and you faggots can't stop me.
Blue Moon tastes better in a glass, with a wedge of orange squeezed in. Oh and make sure it’s cold.
>california
Can't have anything too strong. Have past medical issues that I wouldn't want to suddenly have an inflamed liver.
So? Being the best of the worst isn't an achievement, american beer is and forever will be pisswater.
>shit taste
>"more boringer"
based literal retard
Yikes
ITT:
>everyone says game is good
>finally try it
>realize you have shit taste and don't like good games
Any root beer anons around can give me some suggestions?
deltarune. undertale is better by far
Good beer is good
No IPA is good beer
>drinking beer instead of hard liquor and cocktails
Didn't realize this was a blue collar board.
Alcohol in general tastes like shit. It's an antiquated invention made back in the days when there was only three things to do at night. Sleep, fuck, or drink booze.